582
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,644
- Wake up!
- What?

583
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:49,339
Are you Princess Fiona?

584
00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:54,783
I am, awaiting a knight
so bold as to rescue me.

585
00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:56,843
Oh, that's nice.
Now let's go!

586
00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:58,946
But wait, Sir Knight.

587
00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:01,321
This be-ith our first meeting.

588
00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:05,123
Should it not be
a wonderful, romantic moment?

589
00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:09,530
- Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.
- Hey, wait. What are you doing?

590
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,693
You should sweep me off my feet...

591
00:36:11,769 --> 00:36:15,170
out yonder window and down a rope
onto your valiant steed.

592
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,037
You've had a lot of time
to plan this, haven't you?

593
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:22,375
Mm - hmm.
[ Screams, Grunts ]

594
00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:25,347
But we have to savor this moment!

595
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:28,180
You could recite an epic poem for me.

596
00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:30,720
A ballad? A sonnet!

597
00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:34,053
- A limerick? Or something!
- I don't think so.

598
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:38,562
Can I at least know
the name of my champion?

599
00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,563
Um, Shrek.

600
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:44,362
Sir Shrek.
[ Cleas Throat ]

601
00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:49,168
I pray that you take this favor
as a token of my gratitude.

602
00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:52,299
Thanks!

603
00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:56,239
[ Roaring ]

604
00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:58,179
You didn't slay the dragon?

605
00:36:58,249 --> 00:37:00,717
- It's on my to-do list. Now come on!
- [ Screams ]

606
00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:03,379
But this isn't right!

607
00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:05,718
You were meant to charge in,
sword drawn, banner flying.

608
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,883
That's what all the other knights did.

609
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:10,257
Yeah, right before they burst into flame.

610
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:13,889
That's not the point. Oh!

611
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:16,433
Wait. Where are you going?
The exit's over there.

612
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,559
Well, I have to save my ass.

613
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:21,833
What kind of knight are you?

614
00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:24,373
One of a kind.

615
00:37:24,442 --> 00:37:26,808
[ Donkey ]
Slow down. Slow down, baby, please.

616
00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:31,109
I believe it's healthy to get to
know someone over a long period of time.

617
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:33,776
Just call me old-fashioned.
[ Laughs ]

618
00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:37,378
I don't want to rush into
a physical relationship.

619
00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:40,913
I'm not emotionally ready
for a commitment of, uh, this...

620
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:43,290
Magnitude really is
the word I'm looking for.

621
00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:46,853
Magnitude... Hey, that is
unwanted physical contact.

622
00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:49,432
Hey, what are you doing?

623
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:52,765
Okay, okay. Let 's just back up a little
and take this one step at a time.

624
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:56,967
We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals.

625
00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:01,273
I'm on the road a lot,
but I just love receiving cards...

626
00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:03,779
I'd really love to stay, but...

627
00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:06,442
Don't do that! That's my tail!
That's my personal tail.

628
00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:09,953
You're gonna tear it off.
I don't give permission... What
are you gonna do with that?

629
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:13,821
Hey, now. No way.
No! No!

630
00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:16,655
No, no! No.
No, no, no! No! Oh!

634
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,489
- Hi, Pincess!
- It talks!

635
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:49,322
Yah, it's getting him
to shut up that's the trick.

645
00:39:24,895 --> 00:39:26,795
Okay, you two,
head for the exit!

646
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:30,457
I'll take care of the dragon.

647
00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:42,478
[ Echoing ]
Run!