Парные субтитры для TV фильмов и сериалов на английском и русском языках. Ally McBeal - Элли Макбил. 4x04 - Without a Net.

 
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<i>ALLY:
Previously on Ally McBeal:</i>

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- Do you want to get dinner?
- Sure.

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<i>ALLY: I accepted my very first date
with an old person.</i>

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- What if you give him a heart attack?
- He's in shape.

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Mid-fifties isn't that old.

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He's a fossil.

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- I'm looking for Tracy.
- Oh, she moved to Foxborough.

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- Foxborough?
- You wouldn't be Ally McBeal?

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All your life you've been attracted
to people who make you crazy.

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- What's your point?
- Stay away from the therapist.

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I'm not a therapist. I'm a lawyer.

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It says "Attorney at Law" on the door.

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You're a lawyer?

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I know I shouldn't be hitting on you,
but you're so cute.

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What can I say? I'm a man.

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I'm really a man.

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Hold me close.

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<i>ALLY: It's always the case. When
you meet one man, they all come out.</i>

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- I'm Jonathan.
- Ally. McBeal.

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- Do you want to get dinner?
- I'd love to.

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- What are you saying?
- What I'm saying is...

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...I can't see you...

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...as anything other than a woman.

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A woman I want to continue to see.

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Ally? My son, Jonathan.

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<i>- Hi.
ALLY: I never got his last name.</i>

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Your son?

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Uh, ah, Dad?

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Well, um... What?

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Oh, my God!

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<i>ALLY: This is where I wish
I had one of those remotes...</i>

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<i>... that could reset time
about 15 seconds. The "poise" delay.</i>

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Here's your brother.

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Ally, this is my son, Jonathan.

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I think we've met.

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Met? We've been on a date together.

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Hello again.

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- You what?
- Well, now it makes sense.

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I've been thinking, "How could
I have met two men in the same week...

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...who resemble each other
in such flattering ways?"

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Now I understand. How funny.

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<i>ALLY: But not having
one of those remotes...</i>

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Oh. I totally have to pee.

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<i>VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road</i>

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Without A Net

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<i>Walking the line
That's painted by pride</i>

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<i>And I have made mistakes in my life</i>

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<i>That I just can 't hide</i>

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<i>Oh, I believe I am ready</i>

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<i>For what love has to bring</i>

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<i>I got myself together</i>

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<i>Yeah, now I'm ready to sing</i>

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<i>I've been searching my soul tonight</i>

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<i>I know there's so much more to life</i>

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<i>Now I know I can shine a light</i>

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<i>To find my way back home</i>

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<i>Oh, baby, yeah</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah</i>

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<i>ALLY: One day I will look back
at this and laugh.</i>

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<i>Or cry. One or the other,
I'm sure of it.</i>

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WOMAN:
Ally?

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Kimmie. Kimmie Bishop.

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Kimmie...

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- Hi!
- How are you?

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Oh, I'm great.

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Ally McBeal, the girls.
Girls, Ally.

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I am here with the officers...

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...of the Women of Virtue Bar Chapter
of Massachusetts.

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Of which I'm president.

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That's fantastic!
God, after all these years.

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Ally was voted "Biggest Prude"
three years running.

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Actually, two.

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I tried to recruit her
for our Christian Coalition...

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...but she wouldn't commit.
I thought:

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"We have to get her.
She is poster material. " Am I wrong?

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Well, I almost joined.
Especially when you promised me...

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...that free spermicide
underneath the table.

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But when I went down there
to get it...

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...I found you munching away
on my boyfriend.

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- Ally was always such a kidder.
- I'd love to stay and chat.

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But I'm on a date
with a father and son team.

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And tonight they brought
the sister, which...

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Well, things could get really wild.

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Hi. What did I miss?

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Well, obviously, we have...

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...a rather impossible situation,
but I...

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I'm going to remove myself
from the equation.

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Dad, I'm opting out. Okay?

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I won't date a woman...

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...who harbors interest in my son.
- Like I want a girl...

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...who's got the hots for my dad?
- Men my age don't get hots.

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Come on, Dad.
You sang Neil Diamond to her.

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Jonathan, forget it.

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- Do I get an opinion in all of this?
- Of course.

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Like you say, obviously...

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...we have some pretty
unusual circumstances.

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I'm sorry, I've gotta go.

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I'm sorry, Ally. Maybe some guys
could get past this, but...

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...he is my son, and...

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I'm sorry, I think I need
some time too. I apologize.

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- So they both dumped you?
- Well, sort of.

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I wouldn't want to go out
with a guy...

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...who was interested in my mother.

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That's different.

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Your mother's an old wrinkly thing.
Michael's at least half cute.

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- For a relic.
- I think these slumber parties...

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...have served their purpose.

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- I don't see why you can't date both.
- Excuse me?

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NELLE: I agree.
We've all sat in this room...

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...belaboring the dearth of good men.

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You've met two,
and neither are married.

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NELLE:
The relationship poses obstacles...

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...to you having a relationship
with either, but it isn't prohibitive.

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And in light of the dearth...

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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[SHIVERS]

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Oh.

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- Jonathan.
- Please, don't say anything.

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I apologize for walking out.
But I was pretty...

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...well, devastated.

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I've never met somebody where
I felt such an innate connection.

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I wanted to make love to you
as soon as I saw you...

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...sitting at that table.

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- Even looking at you now...
- Jonathan.

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Please, I need to say this.
I just came here...

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...to make sure that you know
that me walking away...

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...had nothing to do
with being indifferent...

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Can I ask you one thing?

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- Before you do...
- No, just let me ask. Do you...

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...like my father
because he's a great guy?

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Or are you really attracted
to him sexually?

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[MUMBLES]

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Can I get back to you on that?

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Yeah, um...

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I wish you would.

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<i>ALLY: It brings me comfort knowing
everything happens for a reason.</i>

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<i>It would just be nice once
to be let in on it.</i>

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MAN: Hey!
- I'm walking here.

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You!

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Kimmie.

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You humiliated me
in front of my friends.

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People who look up to me.

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Oh.

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Oh, Kimmie, I'm so sorry. I had no
idea that they looked up to you.

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I'm disappointed you've become
such a coarse person.

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I can't believe I could even say
what I'm about to say.

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May you never find a man.

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Oh, the reason we're crossing paths...
It isn't coincidence...

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- I've just dropped off a complaint
and a summons at your office.

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- Excuse me?
- I'm suing you...

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...for defamation, you bitch.

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I'm so sorry, Sister.
I didn't mean it.

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Oh, she's put on a little weight
and her diaphragm is pinching.

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Add that to your complaint, you witch.

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Come on, it's...!

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If I'd seen you,
I'd have lowered my shoulder.

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Larry. Hey!

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- How's it going?
- Good.

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On my way to work,
plowing down pedestrians.

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- You've had that first cup of coffee.
- Exactly.

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- How are you?
- Good.

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Still making people think
I'm a therapist...

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...by putting "Attorney at Law"
on my door.

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["MY GIRL" PLAYS]

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- Ally?
- Hi.

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Hi. How's Bryan?

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Oh, he's past-tense.

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I'm dating a father and son now.
It's a long story.

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I met the father. I dated him.

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I met the son. I dated him.

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- I didn't know, and now...
- It happens.

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If you need a sympathetic ear...

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...I can fake it.
- Thanks.

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- Okay. Good to see you again.
- You too.

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First up, Ally,
what's this about you being sued?

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Oh, Kimmie Bishop.
Remember her from law school?

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Remember her? Androgynous beast.

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Talk about a woman
with stones of her own.

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Oh, hi, Mark. No, we weren't talking
about your girlfriend, I promise.

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RICHARD: Why is she suing you, Ally?
- Defamation, libel.

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ALLY:
It's ridiculous.

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- This is going to sound cold-hearted...
- Coming from you, I can't believe it.

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While I consider myself
to be a very tolerant person...

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...Mark's dating a person who...
Yuck! It's disgusting.

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And when word gets out...

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...which it will
because it's such a good story...

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...it'll not only embarrass you,
but the firm.

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- How so?
- Well, you're a litigator.

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You stand up
in front of judges and juries.

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How much credibility
do you think you'll have...

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...when your brethren find out
your girlfriend...

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...has a man-missile?

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It's not gay rights. It's...

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...a circus act, and it's disgusting.
- It's my private life.

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It doesn't involve this firm.
And this conversation is over.

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Okay.

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Next up. Michaels versus Henderson.
I believe...

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Ally?

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Michael Bassett is here.

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Michael!

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I came to apologize
for fleeing the scene last night.

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I was...
I guess I came rather undone.

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Well, I can understand.

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- But...
- You had high hopes for me...

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...and they were a little dashed
at the sight of your son?

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Look, I'm not going to compete
with Jonathan.

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But that's why you're here,
aren't you?

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What are your feelings for Jonathan?
I only ask because...

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I just met you,
and I just met him...

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...and you both seem
like really nice guys.

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But it's just too early
for me to know anything really.

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Yeah, I guess...
Well, why don't I just say it?

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Jonathan and I both agree...

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...that you might be
the most amazing woman on earth...

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...and it would be a tragedy
if at least one of us didn't get you.

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Now that was a good answer.

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And I'm here now
to say we won't compete.

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This has to be your choice.

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But I'm not equipped
to make that choice...

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...and if you're asking me
to flip a coin, I just won't do it.

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For me to make an informed decision,
I have to continue seeing both of you.

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<i>ALLY:
Did I just say that?</i>

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It's a little strange, Ally.

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I won't exchange saliva
or bodily fluids with either of you.

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Not until I narrow the field to one.

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Now, go.

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Go and take your son to a ball game.

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And I will give you
the first date tonight.

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I'll look back and laugh.

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I'll look back and laugh.
I'll look back and laugh.

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You're gonna date them both?

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- Am I crazy?
- That's beside the point.

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It's hard to meet a normal guy...

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...who doesn't turn out to be
an escaped prisoner, or a woman.

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MARK:
Hey, lay off it.

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- Could you do that, please?
- Sorry.

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What if it works out with one?
You could marry.

238
00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:44,447
The in-law comes
for Thanksgiving wanting...

239
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,253
...your thigh over the turkey's.
- This is private.

240
00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:50,242
- Your wages have been garnished.
- Excuse me?

241
00:13:50,493 --> 00:13:54,042
I got the notice from the court.
Kimmie Bishop went in ex parte.

242
00:13:54,253 --> 00:13:55,447
- What?
- A court order.

243
00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:58,645
I have to start withholding wages,
put them in escrow.

244
00:13:58,853 --> 00:13:59,922
ALLY:
Elaine?

245
00:14:00,613 --> 00:14:03,047
I want to respond to this.

246
00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:06,688
[NELLE GASPS]

247
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:11,246
- Are you okay?
- Fine. I was just startled.

248
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,645
- Cindy, hi.
- Mark, hi.

249
00:14:14,893 --> 00:14:16,565
- What's up?
- I had some business...

250
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,845
...across the street.
I thought I'd stop by and say hello.

251
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:27,484
Anyway, I'm gonna be done around noon.
You want to have some lunch?

252
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:28,722
- Sure.
- Great.

253
00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:31,248
- I'll come by when I'm done.
- Great.

254
00:14:35,453 --> 00:14:37,045
Yeah. Okay.

255
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,452
Hello again.

256
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,442
Hello.

257
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,049
My penis makes you nervous.

258
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:09,842
Hey!

259
00:15:10,773 --> 00:15:14,607
Ally. Don't tell me.
The son has a twin.

260
00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:16,452
Funny.

261
00:15:18,053 --> 00:15:19,486
I'm here to hire you.

262
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,322
Hire me?

263
00:15:21,613 --> 00:15:23,171
I've been sued.

264
00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:26,530
I could have a member of my own firm
to represent me...

265
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,291
...but I think it makes sense...

266
00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:31,451
...to hire outside counsel.
- I assume you checked me out?

267
00:15:32,053 --> 00:15:33,532
["MY GIRL" PLAYS]

268
00:15:36,053 --> 00:15:37,168
[A RECORD SCRATCHES]

269
00:15:37,373 --> 00:15:40,570
You seem smart, and since
you're a solo practitioner...

270
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,048
...I figure you must be
a decent litigator.

271
00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:45,323
- Lf you don't want to do it...
- I want it.

272
00:15:45,573 --> 00:15:49,452
- Well, good. Excellent. Great.
- Great.

273
00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:52,048
Okay, then.

274
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,845
Ally, is there something
you'd like to talk about?

275
00:15:58,093 --> 00:16:01,802
What? No, no, why?
What would I have to talk about?

276
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,244
- The case?
- Oh.

277
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,967
Oh. That's... I forgot.

278
00:16:10,373 --> 00:16:12,443
Oh, that's funny. Yeah.

279
00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:15,765
While having dinner
with the father and son...

280
00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:18,686
...I passed a puritanical witch
I knew in law school.

281
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:22,164
She was with her friends, wearing
their Gucci chastity belts...

282
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:25,371
...and I said something
about her slipping me spermicide.

283
00:16:25,613 --> 00:16:27,888
She says it impugned her.
She filed suit.

284
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,603
She amended the complaint
after I said something in passing...

285
00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:35,328
...about a pinching diaphragm
within the earshot of a nun.

286
00:16:35,573 --> 00:16:39,122
And now I sit before you, garnished.

287
00:16:39,493 --> 00:16:42,166
So, do you have any thoughts?

288
00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:43,721
Are you wealthy?

289
00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:47,043
That's not an appropriate question.

290
00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:50,171
To garnish a defendant's wages,
you have to show...

291
00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:53,211
...that she has no obvious means
of settling a judgment...

292
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,369
...should one be rendered against her.

293
00:16:55,613 --> 00:17:00,448
If you're wealthy, we could dissolve
the garnishment with little argument.

294
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:04,248
That was my reason for asking.
I didn't mean to be inappropriate.

295
00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:08,324
I make my rent
and I can buy nice outfits.

296
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:10,330
But it's not like I'm wealthy.

297
00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:12,131
Okay. Single.

298
00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:15,327
- Ever been married?
- No.

299
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:19,643
- How is that relevant?
- It isn't. I was just curious.

300
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,767
I'm not wealthy. I need my paycheck.

301
00:17:23,013 --> 00:17:26,688
- How do we lift the garnishment?
- Let's go right into court.

302
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:29,686
Challenge libel law.
I think it's gender-biased.

303
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:33,209
We'll show the witch
that we're not gonna fool around.

304
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:35,810
Did she slip you spermicide?

305
00:17:36,053 --> 00:17:40,843
- No. I was being caustic.
- I'll mark up the motion for 3:00.

306
00:17:41,053 --> 00:17:42,964
- Can you meet me there?
- I can.

307
00:17:43,213 --> 00:17:44,487
Good. Good.

308
00:17:45,253 --> 00:17:48,051
- Complaint?
- No, everything sounds great.

309
00:17:48,293 --> 00:17:52,206
- The complaint. Did you bring it?
- Oh, yeah, I did.

310
00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:58,167
I'll see you in court.

311
00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:02,487
- Anything else I need to know?
- The son will probably live longer.

312
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,646
John?

313
00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:19,088
- Yes?
- What are you doing?

314
00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:22,251
I'm either playing Ping-Pong
or hanging upside down.

315
00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:24,927
Want to guess,
or use up one of your lifelines?

316
00:18:25,253 --> 00:18:27,289
- May I speak to you?
- Certainly.

317
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,724
Could I do it upright?

318
00:18:30,973 --> 00:18:33,487
Does this involve
your girlfriend's genitalia?

319
00:18:33,973 --> 00:18:35,929
Yes, actually. How'd you know?

320
00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:40,610
There could only be so many things
on your mind, Mark. All right.

321
00:18:45,853 --> 00:18:48,651
I need an honest, open-minded,
grounded opinion.

322
00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:51,129
- Dump it.
- Dump it?

323
00:18:51,573 --> 00:18:53,609
He, she, whatever. Dump it.

324
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,648
I know I can never have sex with her.
Can you imagine?

325
00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,410
I would certainly prefer not to.

326
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,368
Look, Mark, platonic love affairs
have been known to exist.

327
00:19:04,613 --> 00:19:07,923
There are perhaps countless reasons
to pursue this woman.

328
00:19:08,613 --> 00:19:10,604
And only one not to.

329
00:19:10,813 --> 00:19:12,644
But, as flaws go...

330
00:19:12,893 --> 00:19:14,690
...she has a penis!

331
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:21,052
Nelle was right. You draw a negative
conclusion about a man who...?

332
00:19:21,253 --> 00:19:25,326
I wish I could say I'm tolerant enough
to support this, but...

333
00:19:25,693 --> 00:19:27,172
...I can't say it.

334
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,571
I know what you're doing.

335
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:45,330
- What am I doing?
- Trying to schedule a lot of motions.

336
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:49,492
Send a message that this will cost me
bigtime to prosecute this case.

337
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:52,452
I am in it for the long haul.
If you want to know why...

338
00:19:52,653 --> 00:19:54,052
She impugned you?

339
00:19:55,613 --> 00:19:57,410
Off the record, I'm smitten.

340
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:03,044
What are you, snide? I'd expect her
to go out and hire a snide lawyer.

341
00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:04,891
- That is just like her.
- Kim?

342
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,045
All rise.

343
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,609
Never mind rise. You can all sit.

344
00:20:10,973 --> 00:20:13,646
On what basis do you move
to dismiss a claim...

345
00:20:13,893 --> 00:20:16,532
...on the very day it's filed?

346
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:19,971
The claim is predicated
on common law principles...

347
00:20:20,213 --> 00:20:23,444
...which consider an attack
on a woman's chastity to be libel.

348
00:20:23,813 --> 00:20:26,043
This law is archaic and gender-biased.

349
00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:29,563
Why is it illegal to call
a woman unchaste, but not a man?

350
00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:33,607
- It implied that she's promiscuous.
- Most girls would say thanks...

351
00:20:33,813 --> 00:20:37,806
...for the compliment. Promiscuous
isn't derogatory in today's society.

352
00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:40,573
- It is to my client.
- Lf Ms. McBeal's words...

353
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,241
...offended Ms. Bishop,
the test for liability...

354
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,324
...is whether they would cause her...

355
00:20:45,573 --> 00:20:47,848
...to be held in disrepute by others.
- Exactly.

356
00:20:48,053 --> 00:20:50,613
And the others at the table
were all members...

357
00:20:50,853 --> 00:20:53,811
...of the Massachusetts
Women of Virtue Bar Chapter.

358
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,931
Ms. McBeal accused her
of passing spermicide...

359
00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,245
...and of performing a vile,
disgusting oral sexual act...

360
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,290
...on her boyfriend under the table.

361
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:04,646
One second, Your Honor.

362
00:21:07,173 --> 00:21:10,324
- Did we forget to tell me something?
- Whatever.

363
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,006
These laws were passed
in a day not only where...

364
00:21:15,213 --> 00:21:18,285
...Congress and the public
considered premarital sex shameful...

365
00:21:18,773 --> 00:21:23,449
...but where oral sex was actually
a criminal offense in most states.

366
00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:28,083
- These are more enlightened times.
- Your client made the remarks...

367
00:21:28,293 --> 00:21:31,251
...to a group where she knew
it would cause embarrassment.

368
00:21:31,613 --> 00:21:33,205
Your motion to dismiss denied.

369
00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:39,323
I don't like being surprised in court.

370
00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:43,128
If I'm to continue representing you,
you will fill me in...

371
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,164
...on all the incidental tidbits.

372
00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:48,086
<i>ALLY: It's when he got strict with me
I knew I liked him.</i>

373
00:21:48,293 --> 00:21:51,603
<i>I hope this doesn 't mean deep down
I want to be spanked.</i>

374
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:55,051
- Satisfied?
- Kimmie, this is for you.

375
00:21:55,293 --> 00:21:57,329
- What's this?
- A notice of your deposition.

376
00:21:57,573 --> 00:21:59,882
We're going to have
a little conversation...

377
00:22:00,093 --> 00:22:03,051
...with a court reporter
writing everything down. Ally?

378
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,685
I owe you an apology.
I shouldn't have imposed my bigotry.

379
00:22:17,453 --> 00:22:18,966
You're hardly the only one.

380
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:27,851
I had a bad experience once
as a teenager.

381
00:22:28,653 --> 00:22:33,204
I asked this beautiful boy, who
I thought was a girl, out on a date.

382
00:22:34,093 --> 00:22:36,971
When he accepted,
I, of course, became suspicious.

383
00:22:37,213 --> 00:22:39,807
I checked around.
The mistake was caught.

384
00:22:40,253 --> 00:22:44,041
But to this day, if a woman
is beautiful and wants to date me...

385
00:22:44,293 --> 00:22:46,568
...I immediately ask myself:

386
00:22:46,773 --> 00:22:48,126
"Has she got one?"

387
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,368
John...

388
00:22:49,573 --> 00:22:52,451
I'm heading somewhere with this.
Please be patient.

389
00:22:53,213 --> 00:22:56,444
Several years ago, I dated
a lovely woman with a moustache.

390
00:22:57,013 --> 00:22:59,766
It was dyed, hard to see,
but when I kissed her...

391
00:22:59,973 --> 00:23:02,646
...I felt the bristle. It was there.

392
00:23:07,173 --> 00:23:08,606
I developed that twitch.

393
00:23:08,813 --> 00:23:11,327
Just thinking of the bristle
brings it back.

394
00:23:11,813 --> 00:23:13,929
This is where you were headed?

395
00:23:14,173 --> 00:23:16,892
We went to see this therapist
who specializes...

396
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:19,522
...in couples facing
unique challenges...

397
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:23,282
...be it the disparity of backgrounds,
religion, lip bristle.

398
00:23:24,053 --> 00:23:25,805
His expertise is not only...

399
00:23:26,053 --> 00:23:28,521
...getting the individuals
to accept each other...

400
00:23:28,773 --> 00:23:32,527
...but gaining acceptance for them
as a couple from society.

401
00:23:32,773 --> 00:23:35,162
I think it would behoove you
to see him...

402
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:39,651
...if for no other reason than to see
whether your hurdles are surmountable.

403
00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:47,763
[CROWD SINGS NEIL DIAMOND SONG]

404
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,293
<i>To no one there</i>

405
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:58,646
<i>And no one heard at all</i>

406
00:23:58,893 --> 00:24:02,602
<i>Not even the chair</i>

407
00:24:05,733 --> 00:24:09,885
<i>ALLY: The thrill's gone. He's singing
Neil Diamond, and it's doing nothing.</i>

408
00:24:10,133 --> 00:24:13,045
<i>I'm not even fantasizing
over his son.</i>

409
00:24:16,453 --> 00:24:18,250
<i>And no one heard at all</i>

410
00:24:18,453 --> 00:24:21,013
<i>Not even the chair</i>

411
00:24:32,893 --> 00:24:36,852
- Did you break up with him?
- No, but I'm getting the "ick" on him.

412
00:24:37,053 --> 00:24:39,567
Did he sing
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"?

413
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:43,328
No. I think he's saving it.

414
00:24:43,533 --> 00:24:46,809
- What'd you tell him?
- I need more space on this lawsuit.

415
00:24:47,013 --> 00:24:50,449
I could get nailed. The group
I made those remarks to...

416
00:24:50,653 --> 00:24:54,532
...are so virtuous that with libel,
they don't have to show damages.

417
00:24:55,053 --> 00:24:57,248
Why'd you hire Larry Paul
to defend you?

418
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,722
I thought it made sense
to get outside counsel.

419
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,207
I'm outside counsel.

420
00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:03,648
Oh.

421
00:25:04,373 --> 00:25:07,922
But you and I are roommates.
We have a personal relationship.

422
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,606
I see.

423
00:25:11,373 --> 00:25:15,605
- Anything personal with Larry Paul?
- What? No. Him? Right.

424
00:25:15,853 --> 00:25:19,084
He's just... He's just...
He's just, you know...

425
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:20,812
...so...

426
00:25:21,893 --> 00:25:23,406
...yummy.

427
00:25:30,013 --> 00:25:32,925
Did you check up on him...

428
00:25:33,173 --> 00:25:35,733
...to see if he's even capable
of defending you?

429
00:25:36,053 --> 00:25:40,046
You should have seen how smart he was
in court. This guy is a litigator.

430
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,405
Well, I checked up on him
just the same.

431
00:25:43,653 --> 00:25:45,405
He's married.

432
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:50,005
He is?

433
00:25:50,213 --> 00:25:51,566
Yeah.

434
00:25:53,213 --> 00:25:56,603
Well, he's just my lawyer, Renee.
There's nothing between us.

435
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:59,567
- Okay.
- It doesn't mean he can't defend me.

436
00:25:59,813 --> 00:26:04,443
I have a lot of guys coming at me now,
of all ages. Related, even.

437
00:26:09,093 --> 00:26:12,802
I have a really big day tomorrow.
We're gonna depose Kimmie...

438
00:26:13,013 --> 00:26:15,891
...and then I might get deposed,
so I should go kill myself.

439
00:26:17,293 --> 00:26:18,328
Prepare...

440
00:26:18,693 --> 00:26:22,208
...myself.

441
00:26:51,973 --> 00:26:53,486
Ally, what brings you here?

442
00:26:53,853 --> 00:26:57,812
What brings me here?
The deposition. Remember?

443
00:26:58,453 --> 00:27:02,162
I scheduled it for your place
since my conference room is missing.

444
00:27:02,373 --> 00:27:06,252
I don't know how you plan to practice
law without a conference room.

445
00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:09,929
- Something's the matter. Have a seat.
- I'm not gonna sit.

446
00:27:10,173 --> 00:27:14,007
I bet you just love that, getting
all the girls to come in and sit.

447
00:27:14,213 --> 00:27:16,681
If it's not about the case,
I don't sit.

448
00:27:17,013 --> 00:27:21,529
All right. I've been meaning to
ask you something for a while now...

449
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:24,207
...and it seems this would be
a good time.

450
00:27:26,213 --> 00:27:28,522
Ally, are you nuts? What's wrong?

451
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:31,128
I'm erratic, okay? It's my right.

452
00:27:31,493 --> 00:27:34,610
I've got a lawsuit
my homeowner's policy doesn't cover.

453
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:36,923
And I've been told I'm gonna lose.

454
00:27:37,173 --> 00:27:39,846
Two guys are chasing me.
Both I sort of like.

455
00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:44,211
But it would be rude to juggle them
since one comes from the other's seed.

456
00:27:44,453 --> 00:27:46,409
- Then there's...
- There's what?

457
00:27:47,653 --> 00:27:49,006
Nothing. That's it.

458
00:27:53,573 --> 00:27:54,767
I'll handle the suit.

459
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:57,328
As for the father and son,
it's not that big a deal.

460
00:27:57,573 --> 00:27:59,564
Women date men to be with the brother.

461
00:27:59,893 --> 00:28:02,851
Also guys with girlfriends
who end up with the sisters.

462
00:28:03,053 --> 00:28:06,887
It happens. It's more unusual
with a father and son, but so what?

463
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:10,762
- Date them both. The world won't end.
- Certainly not yours.

464
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,611
- What am I missing here?
- Nothing. You've got it all.

465
00:28:22,093 --> 00:28:26,006
The thing is, we're all different.

466
00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:29,922
Some dissimilarities are latent.
Some are obvious.

467
00:28:30,173 --> 00:28:33,245
The physical ones, well...
They're easy.

468
00:28:33,493 --> 00:28:37,088
Those gaps are bridged
simply by acceptance.

469
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:41,485
It's the mental
or emotional disparities...

470
00:28:41,733 --> 00:28:44,008
...that prove to be
much more malignant...

471
00:28:44,213 --> 00:28:47,125
...especially when these disparities
are internalized.

472
00:28:47,373 --> 00:28:50,331
You're all fragile creatures
with feelings.

473
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:54,765
And as a couple,
those fragilities compound.

474
00:28:58,173 --> 00:28:59,811
Taxi!

475
00:29:00,093 --> 00:29:01,412
Cindy!

476
00:29:02,453 --> 00:29:04,205
That was humiliating.

477
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:06,603
- I'm not a freak!
- I'm not saying you are.

478
00:29:06,853 --> 00:29:10,402
Then what was that?
A blob, a midget, a two-headed man?

479
00:29:10,613 --> 00:29:11,932
And a woman with a penis.

480
00:29:14,413 --> 00:29:15,812
I'm not a freak.

481
00:29:18,013 --> 00:29:20,402
And if that's how
you think of me, Mark...

482
00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,404
...then let's just forget this.

483
00:29:37,173 --> 00:29:39,892
Kim Bishop is here
with her lawyer and the steno.

484
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,490
- Who's he?
- My lawyer, Larry Paul.

485
00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:46,408
- My assistant, Elaine Vassal.
- It's nice to meet you.

486
00:29:50,653 --> 00:29:53,929
Before we go in, very important:
You cannot antagonize her.

487
00:29:54,173 --> 00:29:58,166
I'll make it go away, but you have to
behave. I'd like you to be quiet.

488
00:29:58,373 --> 00:29:59,362
Okay.

489
00:30:00,253 --> 00:30:01,732
- Who's that?
LING: I don't know.

490
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,924
Some guy who has yet to drool over me.

491
00:30:04,173 --> 00:30:07,006
Ling, do you think
every man wants you?

492
00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:09,412
Yes.

493
00:30:10,493 --> 00:30:12,723
Let's get right on the record,
shall we?

494
00:30:12,933 --> 00:30:16,892
Shall we waive objections until trial,
except as to the form of the question?

495
00:30:17,093 --> 00:30:18,526
- Fine.
- Okay.

496
00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:20,604
Kimmie, I'll ask you questions...

497
00:30:20,813 --> 00:30:22,804
...as I'm sure your lawyer
has explained.

498
00:30:23,013 --> 00:30:25,049
If you don't understand
the question...

499
00:30:25,253 --> 00:30:27,813
...let me know,
and I'll try to be more clear.

500
00:30:29,173 --> 00:30:31,846
Okay, I think the statements
made by Ms. McBeal...

501
00:30:32,093 --> 00:30:36,405
...are on record, as is your umbrage.
And my question to you is:

502
00:30:37,173 --> 00:30:38,970
Why are you so upset?

503
00:30:39,373 --> 00:30:42,126
- How could you ask...?
- Before you answer, let me ask:

504
00:30:42,373 --> 00:30:47,401
Do people truly, truly think of you
as a chaste person?

505
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:50,965
- They most certainly do.
- I mean the people who know you.

506
00:30:51,173 --> 00:30:53,243
The people who know me
know I'm chaste.

507
00:30:53,493 --> 00:30:56,610
Couldn't Ally have been mistaken?

508
00:30:56,853 --> 00:30:59,526
About me passing her spermicide?

509
00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:02,322
About me munching her boyfriend?

510
00:31:02,573 --> 00:31:07,408
If these things happened, couldn't
she mistakenly think it was you?

511
00:31:07,613 --> 00:31:10,491
Oh, please. She knows I could
never do those things.

512
00:31:10,733 --> 00:31:14,646
The people in the Virtue Club could
have made the mistake Ally made...

513
00:31:14,893 --> 00:31:17,202
Those people especially know me.

514
00:31:17,613 --> 00:31:20,047
They couldn't confuse you
for a spermicide vendor?

515
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,481
Not in a million years.

516
00:31:21,773 --> 00:31:23,570
- They didn't believe her?
- No.

517
00:31:23,773 --> 00:31:24,967
- Kim...
- You're sure?

518
00:31:25,213 --> 00:31:27,204
Absolutely!

519
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:31,248
Okay, Kimmie, we're done.
That didn't hurt too much, did it?

520
00:31:36,213 --> 00:31:37,805
What did I say?

521
00:31:44,853 --> 00:31:46,332
<i>Chains</i>

522
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:50,612
<i>My baby's got me
Locked up in chains</i>

523
00:31:51,013 --> 00:31:53,447
<i>And they ain 't the kind</i>

524
00:31:54,933 --> 00:31:57,367
<i>That you can see</i>

525
00:31:57,613 --> 00:31:59,012
He was so smooth.

526
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:02,563
She admitted things before she had
time to realize what she was saying.

527
00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:04,722
Is the case over?

528
00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:07,128
No, those women might've
believed me...

529
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:10,643
...so we have a settlement tomorrow
and hopefully we'll get rid of it.

530
00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:14,808
You'll be lucky. A woman's chastity
is liable per se. You'd have to...

531
00:32:15,013 --> 00:32:16,731
Show damages, I know.

532
00:32:19,173 --> 00:32:22,006
- How's your dad?
- He's better.

533
00:32:22,213 --> 00:32:26,126
He said he had the whole room singing
last night, and you just sat there.

534
00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:29,611
Well, Jonathan, it's a little
conspicuous.

535
00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:35,007
What's wrong?

536
00:32:35,373 --> 00:32:39,366
Oh, it's just my lawyer
with somebody from my firm.

537
00:32:39,613 --> 00:32:42,002
- Small world, I guess.
- Itsy-bitsy.

538
00:32:43,013 --> 00:32:46,085
- Could you excuse me for one second?
- Sure.

539
00:32:58,653 --> 00:33:00,723
Hi, Ally. You know Larry.

540
00:33:00,933 --> 00:33:02,332
Yes, I do.

541
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:05,970
Larry, do you mind if I talk to you
about our conference?

542
00:33:12,453 --> 00:33:16,128
- You know Nelle?
- I met her in your office today.

543
00:33:16,373 --> 00:33:18,807
She invited me for a drink.
She seems nice.

544
00:33:20,933 --> 00:33:22,002
Good hair.

545
00:33:22,773 --> 00:33:24,092
D-d... I... D-d... Think...

546
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:26,170
You're married, Larry.

547
00:33:27,013 --> 00:33:29,766
Don't you think
that's a little inappropriate?

548
00:33:29,973 --> 00:33:31,088
- No.
- No?

549
00:33:31,293 --> 00:33:32,521
I'm divorced.

550
00:33:34,093 --> 00:33:35,321
Oh.

551
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:38,650
Good, I mean, no. I mean...
Never mind, I guess.

552
00:33:40,973 --> 00:33:45,205
Hate to interrupt, Ally, but your date
looks a little insecure over there.

553
00:33:45,413 --> 00:33:47,290
Elaine's putting out the pheromones.

554
00:33:48,213 --> 00:33:49,646
Thank you, Nelle.

555
00:33:50,693 --> 00:33:52,570
- See you tomorrow.
- I'll be there.

556
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,324
<i>And they ain 't the kind</i>

557
00:33:57,773 --> 00:34:00,492
<i>That you can see</i>

558
00:34:04,773 --> 00:34:07,446
- Everything okay?
- Fine.

559
00:34:24,533 --> 00:34:26,012
It's really all for the best.

560
00:34:26,213 --> 00:34:29,125
I have nothing against transgender
people, I really don't.

561
00:34:29,373 --> 00:34:32,331
But no one should ever touch one,
much less... You know.

562
00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:34,006
Why can't you just be friends?

563
00:34:34,253 --> 00:34:36,528
Maybe that's the way it'll have to be.

564
00:34:36,773 --> 00:34:40,243
It's just she's the first woman
I've been able to talk to in...

565
00:34:40,493 --> 00:34:42,290
Let me tell you something about women.

566
00:34:42,853 --> 00:34:45,413
Don't talk to them.
They'll talk back.

567
00:34:45,613 --> 00:34:48,810
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Fish-ism.

568
00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:50,771
Cindy, she is obscene. Hi.

569
00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,811
She'll never be the mother...

570
00:34:53,893 --> 00:34:57,010
Cindy, hi, hey, hi.
We were just talking about you.

571
00:34:57,213 --> 00:34:59,647
Yeah. I heard you, Richard.

572
00:34:59,853 --> 00:35:03,732
I was representing the homophobic
point of view. I know it's out there.

573
00:35:03,973 --> 00:35:07,204
- Can I have a moment with Mark?
- Absolutely. I was on my way.

574
00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:10,808
Sorry. Excuse me.

575
00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:22,411
Do you think of me as a freak?

576
00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:26,763
I think of you as aberrant.

577
00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:30,803
The other night, you told me
that you saw me as a woman.

578
00:35:31,693 --> 00:35:33,445
One you wanted to continue seeing.

579
00:35:34,693 --> 00:35:38,368
I could never be sexual with you.
I think you're a great person.

580
00:35:38,613 --> 00:35:42,128
But maybe I'm influenced
by the way others see us.

581
00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:47,202
Then let's just be adult about this
and admit that it's not gonna work.

582
00:35:53,493 --> 00:35:54,767
Goodbye, Mark.

583
00:35:55,293 --> 00:35:56,282
Bye.

584
00:36:00,453 --> 00:36:04,002
- Richard, for all your support.
- Oh.

585
00:36:17,013 --> 00:36:19,368
[PIG SQUEALS]

586
00:36:20,573 --> 00:36:22,928
- Ally.
- Nelle.

587
00:36:23,133 --> 00:36:25,044
- Is Larry here yet?
- No.

588
00:36:25,293 --> 00:36:27,204
We're still waiting for him.

589
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:29,921
You two stay out late last night?

590
00:36:30,133 --> 00:36:32,249
I didn't check my watch.

591
00:36:32,493 --> 00:36:34,085
I rarely do when I'm having fun.

592
00:36:37,853 --> 00:36:41,129
So, you two hit it off?

593
00:36:42,013 --> 00:36:43,002
Well...

594
00:36:43,693 --> 00:36:46,253
- You're late!
- Sorry.

595
00:36:46,493 --> 00:36:47,892
- Hey, Nelle.
- Larry.

596
00:36:51,493 --> 00:36:53,211
Let's go.

597
00:36:55,893 --> 00:36:57,326
The fact that Ms. Bishop thinks...

598
00:36:57,533 --> 00:37:01,242
...those women would fail to attach
credibility to the remarks tendered...

599
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:02,852
...that is not dispositive.

600
00:37:03,093 --> 00:37:05,129
If they did believe
those statements...

601
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:09,963
...or if they made room for the
comments to have a basis in truth...

602
00:37:10,173 --> 00:37:12,129
...the action is still colorable.

603
00:37:13,213 --> 00:37:15,681
Kimmie, I checked. You are
very respected...

604
00:37:15,893 --> 00:37:18,930
...within your peer group.
Personally, I admire virgins.

605
00:37:19,173 --> 00:37:21,243
Privately, I collect them.
I'm sure you do.

606
00:37:21,613 --> 00:37:22,841
Snide.

607
00:37:23,053 --> 00:37:26,409
Here's my point. You called Ally
the poster child for prudeness.

608
00:37:26,613 --> 00:37:28,808
That can be considered as an insult...

609
00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:32,403
You said, "My point is this."
You're not getting to it.

610
00:37:36,013 --> 00:37:39,801
The women probably considered
it nothing more than a catty fight.

611
00:37:40,013 --> 00:37:42,925
I'm sure they didn't think
what she said was true...

612
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:47,212
...but when you sue over it,
when you go to trial...

613
00:37:47,653 --> 00:37:50,645
...they might think, "Maybe there
is something to it."

614
00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:52,212
You don't want to do that.

615
00:37:52,493 --> 00:37:53,642
You're angry.

616
00:37:54,093 --> 00:37:56,971
I think what you're really
looking for is an apology.

617
00:37:57,493 --> 00:38:00,132
And you deserve one.
Ally insulted a woman...

618
00:38:00,373 --> 00:38:03,012
...who she probably deep down
wishes she could be.

619
00:38:03,693 --> 00:38:06,730
Let her apologize.
And let us all move on.

620
00:38:07,213 --> 00:38:12,128
Forgiveness is a virtue too, you know,
even more divine than chastity.

621
00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:18,209
If she apologizes.

622
00:38:19,293 --> 00:38:20,487
Ally.

623
00:38:24,693 --> 00:38:28,322
I'm sorry, Kimmie.

624
00:38:30,213 --> 00:38:31,407
I was wrong.

625
00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:35,401
I hope you accept my apology.

626
00:38:39,173 --> 00:38:41,403
- Okay, with attorney fees.
- Lf you think...

627
00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:42,807
That would be acceptable.

628
00:38:43,293 --> 00:38:44,612
I think we have a deal.

629
00:38:45,293 --> 00:38:46,851
Yes. Bravo.

630
00:38:49,853 --> 00:38:53,243
How dare you make me apologize
to that vile, rabid yak.

631
00:38:53,493 --> 00:38:55,085
Talk about groveling!

632
00:38:55,293 --> 00:38:57,329
I wanted to make the lawsuit
go away, which it did.

633
00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:58,363
It wasn't worth...

634
00:38:58,573 --> 00:39:01,087
- Yes, it was.
- To have to suck up to her?

635
00:39:01,293 --> 00:39:02,931
This was a stupid case.

636
00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:05,323
- Any half-assed lawyer...
- That would be me.

637
00:39:05,533 --> 00:39:07,683
...would've declared it
"Nelle" and void with one motion.

638
00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:09,770
Null and void. Nelle's your colleague.

639
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:13,409
Who you're dating. It's inappropriate.
I suppose you're seeing her tonight?

640
00:39:13,613 --> 00:39:15,285
No, I'll be with her mother.

641
00:39:15,773 --> 00:39:17,923
This case is over. You can go now.

642
00:39:20,253 --> 00:39:21,242
I don't want to go.

643
00:39:22,013 --> 00:39:25,562
Ditch the father-and-son act. I
declare Nelle void, we'll get dinner.

644
00:39:25,773 --> 00:39:26,603
Done.

645
00:39:27,293 --> 00:39:29,602
<i>ALLY:
It happened that fast.</i>

646
00:39:30,693 --> 00:39:33,002
<i>It wasn 't hard ending things
with the boys.</i>

647
00:39:33,213 --> 00:39:38,412
<i>I didn 't want to be Michael's daughter
or have Jonathan calling me "mom."</i>

648
00:39:38,773 --> 00:39:40,729
<i>They were both relieved, actually...</i>

649
00:39:40,973 --> 00:39:45,728
<i>... though Michael went right to
the piano and sang "September Morn."</i>

650
00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:47,202
<i>And me...</i>

651
00:39:47,813 --> 00:39:50,247
<i>... I finally felt that wonderful
feeling of terror.</i>

652
00:39:50,453 --> 00:39:53,809
<i>You know, that feeling you get
when you're up there without a net?</i>

653
00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:55,847
<i>Every minute, every hour</i>

654
00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:58,129
<i>I'm going to shower you</i>

655
00:39:58,373 --> 00:40:00,807
<i>With love and affection</i>

656
00:40:01,053 --> 00:40:03,203
<i>Look out, baby
I'm coming in your direction</i>

657
00:40:03,413 --> 00:40:07,804
<i>I'm gonna make you love me</i>

658
00:40:08,013 --> 00:40:09,924
<i>Yes, I will</i>

659
00:40:15,093 --> 00:40:18,403
I can't believe he chose her over you.

660
00:40:18,613 --> 00:40:23,812
He's just more comfortable in his own
league. He can do better than that.

661
00:40:24,373 --> 00:40:26,603
But she went out with him.

662
00:40:26,853 --> 00:40:30,562
I don't appreciate you bringing
that candy-ass in this bar.

663
00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:35,012
It's bad enough Ally hires him. You
bringing him into this establishment...

664
00:40:35,213 --> 00:40:37,602
Lawyer likes to mark his own turf.

665
00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:40,646
- I've marked all over this room.
- I'll keep that in mind.

666
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:45,404
Will you stop? I'm not kissing you
tonight. I have a canker.

667
00:40:45,893 --> 00:40:48,202
It isn't about that. Trust me.

668
00:40:51,493 --> 00:40:52,608
Look at them.

669
00:40:54,733 --> 00:40:56,405
I think they like each other.

670
00:41:01,813 --> 00:41:04,930
<i>Baby, baby, baby, baby</i>

671
00:41:05,173 --> 00:41:06,288
<i>Yes, I will</i>

672
00:41:07,453 --> 00:41:11,082
Why did you encourage me to date the
father and son if you were interested?

673
00:41:11,293 --> 00:41:15,047
Lt'd be unethical for a therapist
to hit on his patient.

674
00:41:15,253 --> 00:41:18,051
- And a lawyer hitting on his client?
- I can only be so ethical.

675
00:41:18,253 --> 00:41:19,322
- Larry?
- Hm.

676
00:41:20,493 --> 00:41:22,609
- Shut up.
- Done.

677
00:41:31,693 --> 00:41:36,005
<i>Ally: The thing about walking alone is
it allows you to reflect on the day.</i>

678
00:41:36,213 --> 00:41:39,205
<i>And I couldn 't wait
to reflect on this one.</i>

679
00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:42,007
<i>But I guess that'll have to wait.</i>

680
00:42:36,373 --> 00:42:37,442
You stinker!

681
00:42:37,693 --> 00:42:38,682
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1
00:00:03,453 --> 00:00:04,488
Твой сын?

2
00:00:05,413 --> 00:00:07,131
Папа?

3
00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:10,725
Но... Что?

4
00:00:10,973 --> 00:00:14,011
Боже мой!

5
00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:17,693
<i>В такие моменты мне хочется иметь пульт...</i>

6
00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:22,052
<i>...который перемотает время на 15 секунд. Решение отложено.</i>

7
00:00:25,614 --> 00:00:27,047
А вот и твой брат.

8
00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:30,128
Элли, это мой сын Джонатан.

9
00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:31,364
Думаю, мы знакомы.

10
00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:33,725
Знакомы? Мы ходили на свидание.

11
00:00:33,975 --> 00:00:35,203
Еще раз здравствуй.

12
00:00:35,455 --> 00:00:37,685
-Что?
-Теперь всё понятно.

13
00:00:37,935 --> 00:00:42,053
Я думала: "Как я могла за одну неделю познакомиться с двумя мужчинами...

14
00:00:42,255 --> 00:00:45,089
...которые привлекательны и так похожи друг на друга?"

15
00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:46,809
Теперь всё ясно. Забавно.

16
00:00:47,016 --> 00:00:49,974
<i>Но у меня нет такого пульта...</i>

17
00:00:52,696 --> 00:00:54,609
Мне очень надо в туалет.

18
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Элли Макбил

19
00:01:00,777 --> 00:01:04,816
4 сезон, 4 серия

20
00:01:05,377 --> 00:01:07,652
"Без преград"

21
00:02:03,661 --> 00:02:06,573
<i>Однажды я вспомню об этом и посмеюсь.</i>

22
00:02:07,621 --> 00:02:11,614
<i>Или заплАчу. Одно из двух, я уверена.</i>

23
00:02:11,821 --> 00:02:13,220
Элли?

24
00:02:13,981 --> 00:02:16,415
Кимми. Кимми Бишоп.

25
00:02:16,781 --> 00:02:18,294
Кимми...

26
00:02:18,541 --> 00:02:20,339
-Привет!
-Как дела?

27
00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:21,611
Замечательно.

28
00:02:22,502 --> 00:02:25,016
Элли Макбил, девочки. Девочки, Элли.

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Какое совпадение. Я здесь с членами...

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"Женщин Нравственного Суда" Массачусетса.

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Я его президент, слава богу.

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Просто потрясающе! Боже, после стольких лет.

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Элли баллотировалась на "Скромницу года" три раза подряд.

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Вообще-то, два.

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Я так завидовала. Я устала приглашать ее присоединиться к нашей Христианской Коалиции...

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...но ничего не вышло. Я думала:

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"Она нам нужна. Она пример для подражания." Разве я не права?

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Ну, я почти присоединилась. Особенно когда ты пообещала мне...

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бесплатные контрацептивы под столом.

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Но когда я залезла туда за ними...

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я нашла тебя пожирающей моего парня.

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-Элли всегда была шутницей.
-Я бы с удовольствием осталась и поболтала.

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Но у меня свидание с отцом и сыном.

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А сегодня они привели сестру, которая...

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Ну, всё может выйти из-под контроля.

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Привет. Что я пропустила?

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Ну, очевидно, что у нас...

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довольно невероятная ситуация, но я...

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Я собираюсь вычеркнуть себя из этого уравнения.

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Пап, это я выхожу из игры, ясно?

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Я не буду встречаться с женщиной...

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...которой нравится мой сын.
-Как будто мне нужна девушка...

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...которую возбуждает мой отец.
-Мужчины в моем возрасте не возбуждают.

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Да ладно, пап. Ты пел ей Нила Даймонда.

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Джонатан, забудь об этом.

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-У меня может быть свое мнение на сей счет?
-Конечно.

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Как ты говоришь, очевидно...

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что у нас тут довольно необычные обстоятельства.

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Извините, я пойду.

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Извини, Элли. Может, кому-то это нипочем, но...

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...он мой сын, и...

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Прости, мне тоже нужно время. Прошу прощения.

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-Значит, они оба тебя бросили?
-Типа того.

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Я бы не встречалась с парнем,

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которому понравится моя мать.

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Это не одно и то же.

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Твоя мать - старое морщинистое существо.
Майкл хотя бы немного симпатичный.

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- Для реликвии.
-Думаю, эти пижамные вечеринки...

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выполнили свое предназначение.

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- Не понимаю, почему ты не можешь встречаться с обоими.
- Что, прости?

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Согласна. Мы все сидим в этой комнате...

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жалуемся на дефицит нормальных мужчин.

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Ты встретила двоих, оба неженаты.

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Одни отношения препятствуют другим,

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но это не запрещено.

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И в свете дефицита...

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- Джонатан.
- Ничего не говори.

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Прости за то, что я ушел. Но я был так...

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...растерян.

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Я никогда не встречал никого, с кем ощущал бы такую связь.

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Я хотел заняться с тобой любовью сразу, как только увидел...

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сидящей за тем столом.

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- Даже глядя на тебя сейчас...
- Джонатан.

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Пожалуйста, я должен это сказать. Я пришел сюда...

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убедиться, что ты знаешь, что мой уход...

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не означает незаинтересованности.

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Могу я кое-что спросить?

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-Прежде чем...
-Нет, позволь мне спросить. Тебе...

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нравится мой отец потому, что он классный парень?

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Или он привлекает тебя сексуально?

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Мы можем потом поговорить?

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Да...

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Буду ждать.

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<i>Мне спокойнее думать, что всё происходит по какой-то причине.</i>

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<i>Будет просто здорово однажды поверить в это.</i>

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-Эй!
-Я тут иду.

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Ты!

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Кимми.

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Ты унизила меня перед моими друзьями.

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Людьми, которые уважают меня.

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О, Кимми, прости. Я не знала, что они тебя уважают.

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Я разочарована тем, каким грубым человеком ты стала.

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Не могу поверить, что способна сказать то, что скажу, но...

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Чтоб тебе остаться в одиночестве!

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О, и мы не случайно столкнулись.

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Я только что из твоего офиса, где я оставила тебе жалобу и повестку в суд.

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-Что?
-Я подаю на тебя в суд...

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за клевету, сучка!

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Простите, сестра. Я не хотела.

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Она немного набрала вес, и ее диафрагма сжалась.

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Прибавь это к своим жалобам, ведьма.

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Ну что же это такое!

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Прости. Если бы я тебя заметил, я бы пригнул плечо.

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Ларри!

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-Как жизнь?
-Хорошо.

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Иду на работу, расталкиваю пешеходов.

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-Выпила первую чашку кофе?
-Точно.

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-А ты как?
-Хорошо.

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До сих пор заставляю людей думать, что я психотерапевт,

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повесив табличку "Поверенный в суде" на дверь.

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-Элли?
-Привет.

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Привет. Как Брайан?

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Он уже в прошлом.

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Сейчас я встречаюсь с отцом и сыном. Долгая история.

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Я познакомилась с отцом, начала с ним встречаться.

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Я познакомилась с сыном, тоже начала с ним встречаться.

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-Я не знала, а теперь...
-Бывает.

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Что ж, если тебе понадобится жилетка...

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-...я могу прикинуться ею.
-Спасибо.

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-Хорошо. Рад был снова увидеться.
-Я тоже.

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Сначала Элли. Что там с твоим судом?

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Кимми Бишоп. Помнишь ее со времен учебы?

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Помню ли я ее? Бесполое чудовище.

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Женщина с собственными яйцами.

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Привет, Марк. Мы говорили не о твоей девушке, клянусь.

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-Почему она судится с тобой?
-Клевета, дискредитация.

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Это нелепо.

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-Это может прозвучать бессердечно...
-Из твоих уст? Не может быть.

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В то время как я считаю себя очень терпимым человеком...

140
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...Марк встречается с человеком, который... Фу! Это ужасно.

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И когда всё станет известно...

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а это случится, потому что это отличная история...

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...это поставит в неловкое положение не только тебя, но и фирму.

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-Каким образом?
-Ты же адвокат.

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Ты стоишь перед судьями и присяжными.

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Как думаешь, сколько доверия ты будешь иметь...

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...когда твои собратья узнают, что твоя девушка...

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...имеет мужской прибор?

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Права геев тут ни при чем. Это...

150
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...просто цирк, и это отвратительно.
-Это мое личное дело.

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Это не касается фирмы. И этот разговор окончен.

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Ладно.

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Далее. Майклс против Хендерсона. Я думаю...

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Элли?

155
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Майкл Бассет пришел.

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Майкл!

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Я пришел извиниться за свой вчерашний побег.

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Я был... Думаю, я был разбит.

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Что ж, я понимаю.

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-Но правда в том...
-Ты имел на меня виды...

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...и был слегка смущен появлением своего сына?

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Слушай, я не собираюсь соперничать с Джонатаном.

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Но разве не для этого ты пришел?

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Что ты чувствуешь к Джонатану?
Я спрашиваю только потому...

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Я только что познакомилась с тобой. И с ним.

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И вы оба кажетесь очень милыми парнями.

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Но еще слишком рано знать что-либо наверняка.

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Да, наверное... Что ж, почему бы мне просто не сказать это?

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Мы с Джонатаном согласны...

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...что ты, ВОЗМОЖНО, самая невероятная женщина на земле...

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...и будет очень печально, если хотя бы один из нас не получит тебя.

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Вот это ответ.

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И я пришел сказать, что мы не будем соперничать.

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00:11:10,895 --> 00:11:13,045
Это будет твой выбор.

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Как я могу сделать подобный выбор?

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Если вы попросите меня подбросить монетку, я не буду этого делать.

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Чтобы сделать осознанный выбор, я должна продолжать видеть вас обоих.

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<i>Неужели я это сказала?</i>

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Это несколько странно, Элли.

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Я не буду обмениваться телесными жидкостями ни с кем из вас.

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Пока поле выбора не сузится до одного.

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А теперь иди.

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Иди и своди своего сына на игру.

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А я встречусь с тобой первым сегодня.

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Когда-нибудь я посмеюсь над этим.

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Когда-нибудь я посмеюсь над этим.
Когда-нибудь я посмеюсь над этим.

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Ты собираешься встречаться и с тем, и с другим?

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-Я чокнулась?
-Это близко к истине.

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Так трудно встретить нормального парня...

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...который не окажется сбежавшим преступником, чудиком или женщиной.

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[Марк] Эй, ну хватит.

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-Вы можете прекратить?
-Извини.

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А что если у тебя всё получится с одним из них? Представляешь? Ты можешь выйти замуж.

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Родственники мужа придут на День Благодарения...

195
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-...в ожидании куска индейки.
-Это личное, Ричард.

196
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-Твоя зарплата заморожена.
-Что, прости?

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Я получил предупреждение из суда. Кимми Бишоп подала одностороннее ходатайство.

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-Что?
-Судебный приказ.

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Я должен начать удерживать зарплату, поместить на депозит.

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Элейн?

201
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Я хочу ответить на это.

202
00:12:49,341 --> 00:12:53,254
-Ты в порядке?
-Да. Просто вздрогнула.

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-Синди, привет.
-Привет, Марк.

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-Что случилось?
-У меня кое-какие дела...

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...неподалеку. Я решила зайти и поздороваться.

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Короче, я закончу к полудню. Хочешь пообедать?

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-Конечно.
-Отлично.

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-Я зайду, когда закончу.
-Отлично.

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Да. Хорошо.

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Привет еще раз.

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Привет.

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Мой член тебя нервирует.

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Эй!

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Элли. Постой-ка. У сына есть близнец.

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Смешно.

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Я хочу нанять тебя.

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Нанять меня?

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Со мной судятся.

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Я могла бы взять кого-то из нашей фирмы...

220
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...но решила, что разумнее...

221
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...нанять адвоката со стороны.
-Полагаю, ты меня проверила?

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Ты кажешься умным, и раз уж ты работаешь один...

223
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...я решила, что ты будешь достойно представлять меня.

224
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-Если ты не хочешь браться за это...
-Хочу.

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-Что ж, хорошо. Прекрасно. Отлично.
-Отлично.

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Тогда ладно.

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Элли, я могу ошибаться, но ты ни о чем не хочешь поговорить?

228
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Что? Нет. А что? О чем я должна говорить?

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-О деле.
-А.

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Это... Я забыла.

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Забавно. Да.

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Во время ужина с отцом и сыном...

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...я встретила пуританскую ведьму, которую я знала на юрфаке.

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Она была с подругами, одетыми в пояса целомудрия от Гуччи...

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И я упомянула о том, что она подсовывала мне контрацептивы.

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Она говорит, что это ее компроментирует. Она подала жалобу.

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Она изменила свое заявление после того, как я сказала кое-что...

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...о сжавшейся диафрагме в присутствии монахини.

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Поэтому я сижу здесь, с замороженными счетами.

240
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Ну что, есть какие-нибудь мысли?

241
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Ты богата?

242
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Не думаю, что это уместный вопрос.

243
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Чтобы наложить арест на средства ответчика, нужно показать...

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...что у нее нет очевидных средств для улаживания конфликта.

245
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Суд должен быть против нее.

246
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Если ты богата, мы можем аннулировать арест после небольшого разбирательства.

247
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Вот почему я спросил. Я не хотел показаться бестактным.

248
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Я плачу аренду и могу купить хороший костюм.

249
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Но это не значит, что я богата.

250
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Хорошо. Не замужем.

251
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-А была когда-нибудь?
-Нет.

252
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-А это тут при чем?
-Ни при чем. Просто интересно.

253
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Я не богата. Мне нужна моя зарплата.

254
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-Как мы сможем снять арест с денег?
-Давай пойдем в суд.

255
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Сложная проблема дискредитирует закон. Я думаю, это основано на половых различиях.

256
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Мы покажем этой ведьме, что нас не проведешь.

257
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Кстати, она подсовывала тебе контрацептивы?

258
00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:22,865
-Нет. Я съязвила.
-Я назначу слушание на 15.00.

259
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-Ты можешь встретить меня там?
-Могу.

260
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Хорошо.

261
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-Жалоба?
-Нет, все хорошо.

262
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-Жалоба. Ты принесла ее?
-А, да. Принесла.

263
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Хорошо, увидимся в суде.

264
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-Что еще мне нужно знать?
-Скорее всего, сын проживет дольше.

265
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Джон?

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-Да?
-Что ты делаешь?

267
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Я либо играю в пинг-понг, либо вишу вверх ногами.

268
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Догадаешься или используешь подсказку?

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-Могу я поговорить с тобой?
-Конечно.

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Ничего, что я стою?

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Здесь замешаны гениталии твоей девушки?

272
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Вообще-то, да. Как ты узнал?

273
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У тебя на уме столько всего, Марк. Ну хорошо.

274
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Мне нужно честное, непредвзятое, обоснованное мнение.

275
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-Брось это.
-Бросить ЭТО?

276
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Его, ее. Какая разница. Брось это.

277
00:17:36,159 --> 00:17:39,674
Слушай, я знаю, что у нас никогда не будет секса. Ты представляешь?

278
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Я бы предпочел этого не делать.

279
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Слушай, Марк, платоническая любовь, как известно, существует.

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Возможно, есть множество причин быть с этой женщиной.

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И только одна против.

282
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Но, поскольку недостатки остаются...

283
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У НЕЕ ЕСТЬ ЧЛЕН!

284
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Значит, Нэлл была права. Ты отрицательно относишься к человеку, который...?

285
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Хотел бы я сказать, что я достаточно терпимый, чтобы поддержать тебя, но...

286
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:09,200
...я не могу этого сказать.

287
00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:23,600
Не думай, что я не знаю, что ты делаешь.

288
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-И что я делаю, Кимми?
-Пытаешься подать кучу ходатайств.

289
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Посылаешь сообщения, что вести это дело будет стоить мне успеха.

290
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Это будет долгий забег.
Если хочешь знать, почему...

291
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Она вас дискредитировала?

292
00:18:37,643 --> 00:18:39,440
Не для протокола, я поражен.

293
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:45,075
Вы подлый? Я бы не удивилась, найми она подлого адвоката.

294
00:18:45,284 --> 00:18:46,922
-Такого же, как она сама.
-Ким?

295
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Всем встать.

296
00:18:50,524 --> 00:18:52,640
Можете не вставать. Садитесь.

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00:18:53,004 --> 00:18:55,677
На каком основании вы хотите отклонить жалобу...

298
00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:58,563
в тот же день, когда она подана?

299
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Жалоба основана на общих законных принципах...

300
00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:05,476
...которые рассматривают нападение на
женское целомудрие как клевету.

301
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,075
Закон устарел и допускает дискриминацию.

302
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:11,595
Почему мужчину можно называть нецеломудренным, а женщину нет?

303
00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:15,639
-Это намекает на ее неразборчивость.
-Большинство девушек скажут спасибо...

304
00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:19,839
...за комплимент. Неразборчивость не унизительна для сегодняшнего общества.

305
00:19:20,046 --> 00:19:22,606
- А для моей клиентки - да.
- Если даже слова мисс Макбил...

306
00:19:22,806 --> 00:19:25,274
обидели мисс Бишоп, проверить ответственность...

307
00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:27,357
можно, если они будут стоить ей...

308
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- хорошей репутации в глазах других.
- Именно.

309
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,646
Остальные сидящие за столом были членами...

310
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...Массачусетского Женского Нравственного Суда.

311
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Мисс Макбил обвинила ее в передаче контрацептивов

312
00:19:39,207 --> 00:19:42,279
и в совершении гнусного, мерзкого орального акта...

313
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...с ее парнем под столом.

314
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Секунду, Ваша Честь.

315
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:52,359
-Ты ничего не забыла мне сказать?
-Неважно.

316
00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:57,041
Хочу снова напомнить, что эти законы были приняты в те дни, когда...

317
00:19:57,248 --> 00:20:00,320
Конгресс и общественность признавали добрачный секс не только позорным...

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00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:05,485
но и когда оральный секс был фактически уголовным преступлением в большинстве штатов.

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00:20:06,729 --> 00:20:10,119
-Сейчас более просвещенное время.
-Ваш клиент сделал замечания...

320
00:20:10,329 --> 00:20:13,287
...перед группой людей, и ей было известно, что это вызовет смущение.

321
00:20:13,649 --> 00:20:15,241
Ваше прошение отклонено.

322
00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:21,360
Элли, мне не нравятся сюрпризы на суде.

323
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:25,165
Если я и дальше буду представлять тебя, ты ознакомишь меня...

324
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,201
...со всеми пикантными деталями. Тебе понятно?

325
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:30,123
<i>Когда он был таким строгим со мной, я поняла, что он мне нравится.</i>

326
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,640
<i>Надеюсь, это не значит, что в глубине души я хотела, чтобы меня отшлепали.</i>

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00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:37,089
-Довольна?
-Кимми, это вам.

328
00:20:37,331 --> 00:20:39,367
-Что это?
-Уведомление о даче показаний.

329
00:20:39,611 --> 00:20:41,920
У нас состоится небольшой разговор...

330
00:20:42,131 --> 00:20:45,089
...в присутствиии стенографиста, который все записывает. Элли?

331
00:20:54,412 --> 00:20:58,724
Я должен извиниться. Мне не стоило навязывать свое ханжество.

332
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,005
Боюсь, ты не единственный.

333
00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:09,891
У меня был неудачный опыт в подростковом возрасте.

334
00:21:10,693 --> 00:21:15,244
Я пригласил на свидание красивого парня, думая, что это девушка.

335
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:19,011
Когда он согласился, я, естественно, почуял неладное.

336
00:21:19,253 --> 00:21:21,847
Я поспрашивал. Ошибка была выявлена.

337
00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:26,082
Но теперь, если красивая женщина хочет встретиться со мной...

338
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:28,609
...я немедленно спрашиваю себя:

339
00:21:28,814 --> 00:21:30,167
"У нее есть ЭТО?"

340
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,409
Джон...

341
00:21:31,614 --> 00:21:34,492
Я подбираюсь к сути. Потерпи.

342
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:38,485
Несколько лет назад я встречался с милой женщиной с усами.

343
00:21:39,054 --> 00:21:41,808
Они были окрашены, почти не видны, но когда я поцеловал ее...

344
00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:44,688
...я почувствовал щетину.

345
00:21:49,215 --> 00:21:50,648
У меня развилась эта судорога.

346
00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:53,369
Даже мысль о щетине снова вызывает ее.

347
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,972
Ты к этому вел?

348
00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:58,935
Мы ходили к психотерапевту, который специализируется...

349
00:21:59,176 --> 00:22:01,565
...на парах, сталкивающихся со своеобразными проблемами...

350
00:22:01,776 --> 00:22:05,325
...таких как неравное происхождение, религия, щетина на губах.

351
00:22:06,096 --> 00:22:07,848
Его компетенция не только...

352
00:22:08,096 --> 00:22:10,564
...помогает людям принять друг друга...

353
00:22:10,816 --> 00:22:14,571
...но и помогает обществу принять их как пару.

354
00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:17,206
Я думаю, тебе следует пойти к нему...

355
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:21,695
...хотя бы для того, чтобы увидеть, насколько непреодолимы ваши проблемы.

356
00:22:47,779 --> 00:22:51,931
<i>Трепет пропал. Он поет Нила Даймонда, а мне нипочем.</i>

357
00:22:52,179 --> 00:22:55,091
<i>Я даже не думаю о его сыне.</i>

358
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:18,900
-Ты порвала с ним?
-Нет, но меня уже тошнит от него.

359
00:23:19,101 --> 00:23:21,615
Он пел "Ты не принес мне цветы"?

360
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:25,376
Нет, видимо, оставил на потом.

361
00:23:25,581 --> 00:23:28,857
-Что ты ему сказала?
-Что мне нужно больше свободы в этом деле.

362
00:23:29,061 --> 00:23:32,498
Меня могли распять. Те, в адрес кого я отпускала замечания,

363
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:36,581
настолько чисты и добродетельны,
что им клевету и доказывать не надо.

364
00:23:37,102 --> 00:23:39,297
Почему ты наняла Ларри Пола для защиты?

365
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,771
Я решила, что разумнее нанять адвоката со стороны.

366
00:23:42,982 --> 00:23:44,256
Я адвокат со стороны.

367
00:23:46,422 --> 00:23:49,972
Но мы соседки. У нас с тобой личные отношения.

368
00:23:50,223 --> 00:23:51,656
Понятно.

369
00:23:53,423 --> 00:23:57,655
-А с Ларри Полом ничего личного?
-Что? Нет. С ним? Ну прямо.

370
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:01,134
Он просто... Он просто... понимаешь...

371
00:24:01,383 --> 00:24:02,862
...такой...

372
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,457
...аппетитный.

373
00:24:12,064 --> 00:24:14,976
Ты проверяла его...

374
00:24:15,224 --> 00:24:17,784
...чтобы узнать, может ли он вообще тебя защищать?

375
00:24:18,104 --> 00:24:22,098
Видела бы ты его в суде. Он знает свое дело.

376
00:24:22,385 --> 00:24:25,457
Что ж, я тоже его проверила.

377
00:24:25,705 --> 00:24:27,457
Он женат.

378
00:24:30,465 --> 00:24:32,057
Правда?

379
00:24:32,265 --> 00:24:33,618
Да.

380
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,656
Ну, он просто мой адвокат, Рене. Между нами ничего нет.

381
00:24:39,026 --> 00:24:41,620
-Хорошо.
-Это не значит, что он не может меня защищать.

382
00:24:41,866 --> 00:24:46,496
Вокруг меня сейчас полно мужчин всех возрастов.
Даже связанных родством.

383
00:24:51,147 --> 00:24:54,856
У меня завтра будет тяжелый день. Кимми даст показания...

384
00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:57,945
...а потом, возможно, и я. Так что пойду убью себя.

385
00:24:59,347 --> 00:25:00,382
Подготовлю...

386
00:25:00,747 --> 00:25:04,262
...себя.

387
00:25:34,029 --> 00:25:35,542
Элли, что привело тебя сюда?

388
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:39,869
Что привело меня сюда? Дача показаний. Помнишь?

389
00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:44,219
Я назначил их у тебя, пока у меня нет конференц-зала.

390
00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:48,309
Не представляю, как ты собираешься работать без конференц-зала.

391
00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:51,986
-Что-то случилось. Садись.
-Я не сяду.

392
00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:56,065
Спорим, тебе нравится заставлять девушек приходить и садиться.

393
00:25:56,271 --> 00:25:58,739
Если это не касается дела, я не сяду.

394
00:25:59,071 --> 00:26:03,587
Хорошо. Я собирался кое о чем спросить у тебя...

395
00:26:03,831 --> 00:26:06,265
...и, кажется, сейчас подходящее время.

396
00:26:08,271 --> 00:26:10,581
Элли, ты чокнутая? Что случилось?

397
00:26:10,832 --> 00:26:13,187
Я эксцентричная, ясно? Имею право.

398
00:26:13,552 --> 00:26:16,669
У меня судебный иск, и нет стратегии защиты.

399
00:26:16,912 --> 00:26:18,982
Мне сказали, что я проиграю.

400
00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:21,905
За мной бегают два парня. Оба мне вроде как нравятся.

401
00:26:22,152 --> 00:26:26,270
Но было бы грубо обманывать их, поскольку один произошел из семени другого.

402
00:26:26,513 --> 00:26:28,469
-И еще...
-Что еще?

403
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,066
Ничего. Это всё.

404
00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:36,827
Я говорил, что разберусь с этим иском.

405
00:26:37,033 --> 00:26:39,388
Что касается отца и сына, тут ничего особенного.

406
00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:41,624
Женщины встречаются с мужчинами, у которых есть братья.

407
00:26:41,953 --> 00:26:44,912
А парни уходят от девушек к их сестрам.

408
00:26:45,114 --> 00:26:48,948
Такое случается. С отцом и сыном более необычно, но что с того?

409
00:26:49,194 --> 00:26:52,823
-Если тебе нравятся оба, встречайся с обоими. Мир не перевернется.
-Особенно твой.

410
00:26:53,794 --> 00:26:56,672
-Я чего-то не понимаю?
-Нет, Ларри. Ты всё понял.

411
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:08,068
Дело в том, что все мы разные.

412
00:27:08,435 --> 00:27:11,984
Некоторые различия скрыты. Некоторые очевидны.

413
00:27:12,235 --> 00:27:15,308
Физические различия... Ну, тут все просто.

414
00:27:15,556 --> 00:27:19,151
Эти расхождения можно соединить принятием.

415
00:27:19,396 --> 00:27:23,548
Это душевное или эмоциональное неравенство,

416
00:27:23,796 --> 00:27:26,071
которое оказывается гораздо более злокачественным,

417
00:27:26,276 --> 00:27:29,188
особенно тогда, когда эти различия загнаны внутрь.

418
00:27:29,436 --> 00:27:32,395
Вы все хрупкие, чувствительные создания.

419
00:27:32,597 --> 00:27:36,829
А семейные пары уязвимы вдвойне.

420
00:27:40,237 --> 00:27:41,875
Такси!

421
00:27:42,157 --> 00:27:43,476
Синди!

422
00:27:44,517 --> 00:27:46,270
Это было унизительно.

423
00:27:46,518 --> 00:27:48,668
-Я не урод!
-Я этого не говорил.

424
00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:52,467
Тогда что это было? Колобок, карлик, двухголовый мужчина?

425
00:27:52,678 --> 00:27:53,997
И женщина с пенисом.

426
00:27:56,478 --> 00:27:57,877
Я не урод.

427
00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,468
Но если ты так обо мне думаешь, Марк...

428
00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:05,470
...тогда давай просто забудем всё это.

429
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,959
Ким Бишоп уже здесь со своим адвокатом и стенографисткой.

430
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,557
-Кто это?
-Мой адвокат, Ларри Пол.

431
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,475
-Моя ассистентка, Элейн Вассал.
-Приятно познакомиться.

432
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,997
Элли, прежде чем мы войдем, запомни: ты не должна враждовать с ней.

433
00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:40,234
Я с этим разберусь, но ты должна вести себя хорошо. Лучше молчи.

434
00:28:40,441 --> 00:28:41,430
Хорошо.

435
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:43,800
-Кто это?
-Не знаю.

436
00:28:44,001 --> 00:28:46,205
Какой-то парень, который будет сохнуть по мне.

437
00:28:46,241 --> 00:28:49,074
Линг, ты думаешь, все мужчины хотят тебя?

438
00:28:50,002 --> 00:28:51,481
Да.

439
00:28:52,562 --> 00:28:54,792
Извините за опоздание. Давайте сразу приступим к записи.

440
00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:58,961
Мы можем отказаться от протестов, если только они не являются вопросом?

441
00:28:59,162 --> 00:29:00,595
-Хорошо.
-Ок.

442
00:29:00,842 --> 00:29:02,673
Кимми, я задам вам серьезные вопросы.

443
00:29:02,882 --> 00:29:04,873
Уверен, ваш адвокат вам уже объяснил.

444
00:29:05,082 --> 00:29:07,119
Если вы не поймете вопрос...

445
00:29:07,323 --> 00:29:09,883
...дайте мне знать, и я постараюсь выражаться яснее.

446
00:29:11,243 --> 00:29:13,916
Итак, Кимми, думаю, заявление, сделанное мисс Макбил...

447
00:29:14,163 --> 00:29:18,475
...уже в протоколе, как и ваша обида. И мой вопрос следующий:

448
00:29:19,243 --> 00:29:21,040
Почему вы так расстроены?

449
00:29:21,444 --> 00:29:24,197
-Как вы вообще можете спрашивать...?
-Пока вы не ответили, позвольте спросить:

450
00:29:24,444 --> 00:29:29,472
Люди действительно думают о вас как о целомудренном человеке?

451
00:29:30,044 --> 00:29:33,036
-Безусловно.
-Я имею в виду тех, кто вас знает.

452
00:29:33,244 --> 00:29:35,314
Они знают, что я невинна, мистер Пол.

453
00:29:35,564 --> 00:29:38,682
Элли могла ошибиться?

454
00:29:38,925 --> 00:29:41,598
Насчет передачи ей контрацептивов?

455
00:29:42,005 --> 00:29:44,394
О пожирании ее парня?

456
00:29:44,645 --> 00:29:49,480
Предположим, Элли считает, что всё это было. Может ли она ошибаться?

457
00:29:49,685 --> 00:29:52,563
Перестаньте. Она знает, что я никогда не сделала бы ничего подобного.

458
00:29:52,805 --> 00:29:56,719
А что насчет членов Нравственного Клуба? Они легко могли сделать ту же ошибку, что и Элли, и подумать...

459
00:29:56,966 --> 00:29:59,275
Эти люди знают меня особым образом.

460
00:29:59,686 --> 00:30:02,120
Они не могли по ошибке принять вас за поставщика контрацептивов?

461
00:30:02,326 --> 00:30:03,554
Ни за что на свете.

462
00:30:03,846 --> 00:30:05,643
-Они ей не поверили?
-Ни на секунду.

463
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,040
-Ким...
-Вы уверены в этом?

464
00:30:07,286 --> 00:30:09,278
Абсолютно!

465
00:30:09,727 --> 00:30:13,322
Ну вот, Кимми, мы закончили. Это было не больно, не так ли?

466
00:30:18,287 --> 00:30:19,879
Что я такого сказала?

467
00:30:26,928 --> 00:30:28,407
<i>Цепи...</i>

468
00:30:28,648 --> 00:30:32,687
<i>Мой милый заковал меня в цепи</i>

469
00:30:33,088 --> 00:30:35,522
<i>И они не мягкие</i>

470
00:30:37,008 --> 00:30:39,442
<i>Как ты видишь</i>

471
00:30:39,688 --> 00:30:41,088
Он был так спокоен.

472
00:30:41,329 --> 00:30:44,639
Она призналась еще до того,
как успела понять, что она сказала.

473
00:30:45,649 --> 00:30:46,798
Значит, дело закрыто?

474
00:30:47,009 --> 00:30:49,204
Нет, те женщины могли поверить мне...

475
00:30:49,409 --> 00:30:52,719
...поэтому у нас будет заседание завтра и, надеюсь, мы избавимся от этого.

476
00:30:53,209 --> 00:30:56,885
Если так, тебе повезет. Женское целомудрие уязвимо само по себе.
Тебе придется...

477
00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:58,808
- предъявить доказательства, я знаю.

478
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,083
-Как твой отец?
-Лучше.

479
00:31:04,290 --> 00:31:08,203
Он сказал, что вчера с ним пел весь зал, а ты просто сидела.

480
00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:11,688
Ну, Джонатан, это слишком бросается в глаза.

481
00:31:15,811 --> 00:31:17,085
Что такое?

482
00:31:17,451 --> 00:31:21,444
Просто мой адвокат кое с кем из моей фирмы.

483
00:31:21,691 --> 00:31:24,080
-Мир тесен, я полагаю.
-Даже слишком.

484
00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:28,163
-Извини, я на секунду.
-Конечно.

485
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,802
Привет, Элли. Ты знаешь Ларри.

486
00:31:43,012 --> 00:31:44,411
Да, знаю.

487
00:31:44,853 --> 00:31:48,050
Ларри, ты не против поговорить о завтрашнем заседании?

488
00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:58,208
-Ты знаешь Нэлл?
-Я встретил ее сегодня у тебя в офисе.

489
00:31:58,453 --> 00:32:00,888
Она пригласила меня выпить. Она вроде ничего.

490
00:32:03,014 --> 00:32:04,083
Классные волосы.

491
00:32:06,374 --> 00:32:08,251
Ты женат, Ларри.

492
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,847
Ты не думаешь, что это немного неуместно?

493
00:32:12,054 --> 00:32:13,169
-Нет.
-Нет?

494
00:32:13,374 --> 00:32:14,602
Я разведен.

495
00:32:17,695 --> 00:32:20,732
Хорошо, то есть нет. То есть... Неважно, наверное.

496
00:32:23,055 --> 00:32:27,287
Не хочу прерывать, Элли, но твой спутник, похоже, в опасности.

497
00:32:27,495 --> 00:32:29,372
Элейн источает феромоны.

498
00:32:30,295 --> 00:32:31,728
Спасибо, Нэлл.

499
00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:34,653
-Увидимся завтра.
-Я приду.

500
00:32:46,856 --> 00:32:49,530
-Все нормально?
-Да.

501
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,097
Это действительно к лучшему, Марк.

502
00:33:08,298 --> 00:33:11,210
Я ничего не имею против транссексуалов, совершенно ничего.

503
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:14,416
Но лучше их не трогать, тем более... Ну ты понимаешь.

504
00:33:14,658 --> 00:33:16,091
Почему бы вам не остаться друзьями?

505
00:33:16,338 --> 00:33:18,613
Может, так и должно быть.

506
00:33:18,858 --> 00:33:22,329
Просто она первая женщина, с которой я мог говорить так...

507
00:33:22,579 --> 00:33:24,376
Позволь мне сказать тебе кое-что о женщинах.

508
00:33:24,939 --> 00:33:27,499
Не разговаривай с ними.
Иначе они будут отвечать.

509
00:33:27,699 --> 00:33:30,896
Женщины должны быть бесстыжими и бессердечными. Фишизм.

510
00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:32,857
Синди бесстыжая. Привет.

511
00:33:33,259 --> 00:33:34,897
Она никогда не станет матерью...

512
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:39,097
Синди, привет... привет.
Мы говорили о тебе.

513
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:41,734
Да, я слышала тебя, Ричард.

514
00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:45,819
Я старался представить точку зрения гомофоба.

515
00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:49,291
-Могу я остаться с Марком?
-Конечно. Уже ухожу.

516
00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:52,896
Прости. Извини меня.

517
00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:04,499
Ты считаешь меня уродом?

518
00:34:05,381 --> 00:34:08,852
Я считаю тебя необычной.

519
00:34:09,582 --> 00:34:12,892
Как-то ты сказал мне, что видишь во мне женщину.

520
00:34:13,782 --> 00:34:15,534
И что ты хочешь продолжать в том же духе.

521
00:34:16,782 --> 00:34:20,457
У нас никогда не будет половых отношений. Ты замечательный человек.

522
00:34:20,702 --> 00:34:24,218
Но, возможно, на меня повлияло то, что другие думают о нас.

523
00:34:24,423 --> 00:34:29,292
Тогда давай просто будем взрослыми людьми и признаем, что ничего не получится.

524
00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:36,857
Прощай, Марк.

525
00:34:37,383 --> 00:34:38,372
Прощай.

526
00:34:42,544 --> 00:34:46,093
Ричард, за всю твою поддержку.

527
00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:05,020
- Элли.
- Нэлл.

528
00:35:05,225 --> 00:35:07,136
- Ларри уже здесь?
- Нет.

529
00:35:07,385 --> 00:35:09,296
Мы все еще ждем его.

530
00:35:09,545 --> 00:35:12,014
Вы вчера гуляли допоздна?

531
00:35:12,226 --> 00:35:14,342
Я не смотрела на часы.

532
00:35:14,586 --> 00:35:16,178
Счастливые часов не наблюдают.

533
00:35:19,946 --> 00:35:23,222
Значит, вы поладили?

534
00:35:24,106 --> 00:35:25,095
Ну...

535
00:35:25,786 --> 00:35:28,347
- Ты опоздал!
- Пардон.

536
00:35:28,587 --> 00:35:29,986
- Нэлл.
- Ларри.

537
00:35:33,587 --> 00:35:35,305
Идем уже.

538
00:35:37,987 --> 00:35:39,420
Тот факт, что мисс Бишоп думает, что женщины за столом

539
00:35:39,627 --> 00:35:43,337
могли не принять всерьез замечания мисс Макбил,

540
00:35:43,548 --> 00:35:44,947
не урегулирует конфликт.

541
00:35:45,188 --> 00:35:47,224
Если бы они не поверили в ее заявления

542
00:35:47,428 --> 00:35:52,058
или даже предположили бы, что заявления
мисс Макбил основаны на истине,

543
00:35:52,268 --> 00:35:54,224
иск все равно имеет основания.

544
00:35:55,308 --> 00:35:57,776
Кимми, я проверил. Вы очень уважаемы

545
00:35:57,988 --> 00:36:01,026
среди вашей группы. Лично я восхищаюсь девственницами.

546
00:36:01,269 --> 00:36:03,339
Собственно, я их коллекционирую. Уверен, что вы тоже.

547
00:36:03,709 --> 00:36:04,937
Подлец.

548
00:36:05,149 --> 00:36:08,505
Вот что я думаю. Вы назвали Элли образцом целомудрия.

549
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,904
Это может быть рассмотрено как оскорбление...

550
00:36:11,109 --> 00:36:14,499
Вы сказали: "Вот что я думаю", но так и не перешли к сути.

551
00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:21,898
Те женщины за столом, вероятно, сочли это
не более чем кошачьей дракой.

552
00:36:22,110 --> 00:36:25,022
Я уверен, что они не поверили в то, что она сказала,

553
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:29,309
но когда вы предъявляете за это иск, когда вы идете в суд,

554
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:32,743
они могут подумать: "Наверное, там что-то не так".

555
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,310
Вы ведь не хотите этого.

556
00:36:34,591 --> 00:36:35,740
Вы разгневанны.

557
00:36:36,191 --> 00:36:39,069
Думаю, вы хотите именно извинений.

558
00:36:39,591 --> 00:36:42,230
И вы их заслуживаете. Элли оскорбила женщину,

559
00:36:42,471 --> 00:36:45,110
которой, в глубине души, возможно, она хотела бы быть.

560
00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:48,829
Позвольте ей извиниться. И давайте разойдемся.

561
00:36:49,312 --> 00:36:54,227
Прощение - это тоже добродетель, может,
даже более священная, чем целомудрие.

562
00:36:58,192 --> 00:37:00,308
Если она извинится.

563
00:37:01,392 --> 00:37:02,586
Элли.

564
00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:10,422
Прости меня, Кимми.

565
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,507
Я была неправа.

566
00:37:13,713 --> 00:37:17,501
Надеюсь, ты примешь мои извинения.

567
00:37:21,274 --> 00:37:23,504
-Хорошо, если возместишь издержки.
-Если ты думаешь...

568
00:37:23,714 --> 00:37:24,908
Это вполне приемлемо.

569
00:37:25,394 --> 00:37:26,713
Думаю, мы договорились.

570
00:37:27,394 --> 00:37:28,952
Да. Браво.

571
00:37:31,954 --> 00:37:35,345
Как ты смеешь заставлять меня извиняться
перед этой мерзкой, бешеной коровой!

572
00:37:35,595 --> 00:37:37,187
Какое унижение!

573
00:37:37,395 --> 00:37:39,431
Я хотел разделаться с иском, я это сделал.

574
00:37:39,635 --> 00:37:40,465
Это не стоило...

575
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:43,189
-Нет, стоило.
-Подлизываться к ней и оплачивать издержки?

576
00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,033
-Это было дурацкое дело.
-Ты его начала.

577
00:37:45,275 --> 00:37:47,425
-Любой недоделанный адвокат...
-Видимо, это ты обо мне.

578
00:37:47,635 --> 00:37:49,785
...мог объявить, что это Нэлл без палочки.

579
00:37:50,075 --> 00:37:51,873
Ноль без палочки. Нэлл твоя коллега.

580
00:37:52,076 --> 00:37:55,512
С которой ты встречаешься. И я считаю это неприемлемым. Полагаю, ты увидишь ее сегодня?

581
00:37:55,716 --> 00:37:57,388
Нет, у меня свидание с ее матерью.

582
00:37:57,876 --> 00:38:00,026
Дело закрыто. Теперь можешь идти.

583
00:38:02,356 --> 00:38:03,345
Я не хочу уходить.

584
00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:07,666
Разберись с отцом-и-сыном.
Я дам Нэлл отставку, и мы поужинаем.

585
00:38:07,877 --> 00:38:08,707
Заметано.

586
00:38:09,397 --> 00:38:11,706
<i>Это произошло так быстро.</i>

587
00:38:12,797 --> 00:38:15,106
<i>Покончить с парнями было не так трудно.</i>

588
00:38:15,317 --> 00:38:20,516
<i>Я не хотела быть дочерью для Майкла или чтобы Джонатан звал меня мамой.</i>

589
00:38:20,877 --> 00:38:22,834
<i>Они оба были свободны...</i>

590
00:38:23,078 --> 00:38:27,833
<i>...хотя Майкл пошел к пианино и спел "Сентябрьское утро".</i>

591
00:38:28,158 --> 00:38:29,307
<i>А я...</i>

592
00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:32,352
<i>...наконец-то ощутила это прекрасное чувство.</i>

593
00:38:32,558 --> 00:38:35,914
<i>Вам знакомо это чувство, когда душа взмывает
вверх, не встречая никаких преград?</i>

594
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,510
Не могу поверить, что он предпочел тебе её.

595
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:05,919
С ней у него больше шансов. Он способен на большее.

596
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,710
Но она пошла на свидание .. с ним.

597
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,670
Я не одобряю то, что ты привела этого труса в наш бар.

598
00:39:13,081 --> 00:39:17,120
Достаточно того, что Элли наняла его.
Ты приводишь его в это заведение...

599
00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:19,710
Юрист любит метить свою территорию.

600
00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:22,754
-Я пометил весь этот зал.
-Я это запомню.

601
00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:27,513
Может, хватит? Я все равно не буду с тобой целоваться. У меня стоматит.

602
00:39:28,002 --> 00:39:30,311
Дело не в этом, поверь мне.

603
00:39:33,602 --> 00:39:34,717
Только посмотри на них.

604
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:38,514
Мне кажется, они нравятся друг другу.

605
00:39:49,563 --> 00:39:53,192
Если я тебе нравилась, зачем ты подстрекал меня
встречаться с отцом и сыном?

606
00:39:53,403 --> 00:39:57,157
Я не знал, нравлюсь ли тебе, к тому же, психотерапевт не может встречаться с пациентом.

607
00:39:57,363 --> 00:40:00,162
- А адвокат может запасть на клиента?
- Я признаю только такую этику.

608
00:40:00,364 --> 00:40:01,433
Ларри?

609
00:40:02,604 --> 00:40:04,720
-Заткнись.
-Уже.

610
00:40:13,805 --> 00:40:18,117
<i>Прогулка в одиночестве позволяет тебе подумать о прошедшем дне.</i>

611
00:40:18,325 --> 00:40:21,317
<i>И я очень хотела подумать об этом.</i>

612
00:40:21,525 --> 00:40:24,119
<i>Но, думаю, это подождет.</i>


 
 
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