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Well, that was
a waste of two hours.
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I can't believe
that your mother and I
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are the only ones who enjoyed
"A Hard Day's Night."
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No, now, I think there were
some other old people
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in the audience
who enjoyed it, too.
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Yeah, I hear Beatles are big
in nursing homes.
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Next time,
let me pick the movie, okay?
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Uh, no, we let you pick the movie
last time, and it was terrible.
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I can't help it
if you don't like subtitles.
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At least that movie was quiet.
You could sleep.
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These guys kept breaking
into song every five minutes.
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Elyse, I'm crushed.
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How did we raise
three children who don't care
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that Eleanor Rigby keeps
her face in a jar by the door?
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The same way
our parents raised kids
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who don't care
how Stella looked by starlight.
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I can't believe you guys
used to listen to that music.
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It was so boring.
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They didn't even
break any guitars.
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Hey, is that how you judge
music today...
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By how many guitars get broken?
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No, that's how you know
when the song is over.
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Ah.
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Steven! Come in here quickly!
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- Honey, what?
- What's going on?
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My god.
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We've been robbed.
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I can't believe it!
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People we don't even know
came in here.
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They tracked mud
all over the floor.
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They took things
that belong to us!
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Why would they do that?
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They're burglars, Elyse.
That's their job.
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- I'm gonna check my room.
- Me too.
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Steven, check the dining room.
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See if the silverware's
still there.
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It's in the top drawer
of the breakfront.
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Wow, wait until
my class hears about this
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during show-and-tell.
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Oh, mommy.
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Would you mind me tying you
to this chair for a picture?
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The kids at school
are hard to impress.
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I think the silver's gone,
Elyse.
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It's not in the breakfront?
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Hard to tell.
They took the breakfront.
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They cleaned me out.
T-they took everything.
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They took
my calculator collection.
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They took my golf clubs.
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At least they didn't touch
my Mantovani albums.
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That's a relief.
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But they really
made a mess up there.
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They went through everything,
even the linen closet.
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Oh, great!
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Now the entire underworld knows
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that my sheets and pillowcases
don't match.
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It's gone! I can't believe it!
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They took
my most prized possession!
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So we'll get you another mirror.
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No, they took my diary!
I'm freaking out.
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I'm gonna have to leave town.
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Don't worry, Mallory.
I had it xeroxed last week.
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You xeroxed my diary?
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Yeah, and I have
a lot of questions.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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I'm calling the police.
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Ma, it's just
a figure of speech.
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Now, everybody, stay calm.
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The important thing
is that nobody was hurt.
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Nothing else matters.
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That's easy for you to say.
You didn't read her diary.
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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?
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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?
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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?
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? on the night we kissed
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? when I can't remember
what I ever did before ?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? and there ain't no nothin' ?
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? we can't love
each other through ?
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? ooh
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? sha-la-la-la
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Ah! Oh.
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I'm all right. I'm all right.
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I'm all right. I think
the broom's dead, though.
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Just relax, dad, okay?
I'll check the living room.
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Aah!
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It's all clear. Nobody there.
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- Did you look upstairs?
- Upstairs?
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Yeah, you know,
where we keep the bedrooms.
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Um, no, no.
I-i didn't make it up there.
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- Coward.
- Look who's talking...
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The brave soul
who offered me $5
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to check behind
the shower curtain last night.
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I did not. I offered you $3.
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You said you'd do it for $5.
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Mallory, if you're scared,
come to me or daddy.
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We don't charge.
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I would have,
but you were downstairs
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frisking the paperboy.
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I wasn't frisking him.
I was checking his I.D.
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He's new on the route.
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All right, look...
This is going to have to stop.
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I will not have my family
afraid in our own home.
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Can we go to a motel?
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No. I-i think it's time
for a family meeting about this.
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Yeah.
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- Not another family meeting.
- Come on.
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Look, can't we just
talk about this
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without having a formal meeting?
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Just because you two
want to keep up this charade
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of a '60s
participatory democracy,
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why do we have to be
subjected to it?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Because we say so.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Assigned seats?
- Assigned seats.
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All right.
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This meeting
will now come to order.
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Uh, w-we'll dispense
with the minutes.
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Any old business?
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At the last meeting,
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we decided to boycott
the following products...
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Persian rugs, whale blubber...
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Hey, can't we just skip
the old business
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and get on to the problem
at hand?
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It's highly irregular.
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Oh, okay. Okay, look.
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I know the burglary's
been hard on everyone,
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but we've got to put it past us.
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We can't let fear take over
and destroy our lives.
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Does that mean I have to stop
sleeping with my light on?
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No, no, you keep your light on
as long as you need to
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if it makes you feel
more comfortable.
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Can Alex keep his on, too?
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Jennifer.
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You told me to ask.
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I explained that to you.
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I-I need the light to read by.
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You read
by a Donald Duck nightlight?
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Ah! All... all...
All I'm saying...
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All I'm saying is, we're
going to take some steps
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to try and help us
feel safe again.
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Yeah, I think we should keep
the house locked at all times.
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And don't let any strangers in.
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And if you see anybody acting
suspicious, call the police.
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We want to know where you are
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and who you're with
at all times.
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A-at all times?
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All times.
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Well, as a member
of this Democratic household,
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I move we hold a vote
on the last issue.
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Motion denied.
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Do you remember last winter
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when we all came down
with the colds at the same time?
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Yeah, dad tried to ration
tissues to save trees.
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Yeah, well,
I think getting robbed
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is a lot like having a cold.
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You don't get over it
all at once. It takes a while.
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Well, we've all
been through this together.
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I-I think that
we can help each other out.
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Well, ever since the robbery,
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I can't help feeling real weird.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's because
you are real weird.
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No, now, every time
I go into my bedroom,
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I feel like there's
a stranger watching me.
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That's probably Marty Obeck
across the street.
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- Look, Alex, just because...
- All right, look.
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I know you're on edge, but let's
try and stick together here.
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What do you think
about organizing
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a neighborhood-watch
meeting, Elyse?
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Boy, dad, you'll do anything
to hold a meeting.
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The police said they would send
someone to speak if we did.
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- I think it's a real good idea.
- Should we hold it here?
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Or maybe we should call
Phyllis and have it over...
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Chrissy's parents had
a neighborhood-watch meeting,
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and every house on the block
got robbed that night
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except theirs.
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We'll have it here.
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Just remember,
nothing's foolproof.
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If burglars want to get in
badly enough, they will.
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The most you can do
is make it hard for them.
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And then maybe they'll
go down the block instead,
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to your neighbor's house.
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Officer. Officer.
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Now that you've lost control
of this meeting,
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do you mind if I say something?
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I have a feeling
you're going to.
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Thank you.
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My name is Earl Quigley.
I sell insurance.
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This should be
real subtle and sensitive.
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If anybody knows
how vulnerable a house can be,
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it's yours truly.
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Believe me, there isn't
an alarm system on this earth
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that can't be suckered.
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Do you want statistics?
I got statistics.
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Pick a crime, any crime.
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Okay, um, assault and battery.
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One of my favorites.
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Up 20% in this neighborhood
over the last year.
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I'll tell you folks.
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We live in a jungle.
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At this very moment,
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there's a crime being committed
somewhere in this neighborhood
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within a five-mile radius.
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You wouldn't happen
to know where, would you?
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Let's face it...
The only way
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to really protect ourselves
is to get a... G-u-n.
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Now, I wouldn't recommend that
for most people.
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Accidents happen.
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If you've got a gun,
you'd better be careful.
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I am.
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Well, I got to be moving on.
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I hope I haven't made you people
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any more frightened
than you already were.
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Well, we appreciate
your honesty.
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Burglars are a peculiar breed.
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They're not usually satisfied
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to hit one house on the block
and then move on.
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Oh, no.
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They'll keep coming back
again and again,
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picking on a neighborhood...
Pick, pick, pick...
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Till there's nothing left
to pick on...
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Leeches sapping our strength,
our blood.
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Did I say the wrong thing?
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Which time?
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Let's remember to keep him out
of the locker room at halftime.
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Can I help you clean up here
a little bit, Elyse?
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Thanks, Phyllis.
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I think I'll just leave
it all out for the burglars.
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Well, I can't say
this meeting did a whole lot
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for my sense of security.
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You want security, Keaton?
Get yourself a g-u-n.
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You don't understand.
We don't believe in guns.
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Oh, that's fine and dandy
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until you come up
against somebody who does.
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I got to be going.
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Oh, do you have to?
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Is that the lock
you're going with, Keaton?
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Why can't he understand
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that we can't have
a gun in the house?
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We've got three children.
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I've got four,
and I've got a gun.
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You, Phyllis?
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Yes, me.
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Hey, you'd be surprised
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how many people like you and me
have guns these days.
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I'd think about it
if I were you.
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I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
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Yeah, sure.
255
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,660
- Good night, Steven.
- Uh, g-good night, Phyllis.
256
00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:50,130
Geez.
257
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,600
I can't believe it.
Phyllis Evans has got a gun.
258
00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,760
What is going on
in this world, Steven?!
259
00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,030
Steven?
260
00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:58,030
Hmm?
261
00:10:58,060 --> 00:10:59,130
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
262
00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,030
Uh...
263
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,700
Look... i-i didn't like
the way they put it,
264
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,900
but, uh, well,
I hate to admit it,
265
00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:10,000
but maybe some of what
Earl and Phyllis had to say
266
00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:11,260
made some sense.
267
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:14,460
Maybe we should at least
consider buying a...
268
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,760
A g-u...
269
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:18,000
You know.
270
00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,430
You can't even say it.
271
00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,030
My vocal cords
can be very stubborn.
272
00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:25,000
It took them six months
to say "president n-Nixon."
273
00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:28,430
Us? A gun?
That seems so terribly wrong.
274
00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:30,160
I-I know. I know.
275
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,830
I also know
the world is changing
276
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,900
and we've got to adjust to it.
277
00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:38,060
Last time you said that, you
signed us up for disco lessons.
278
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,600
Ever since...
279
00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:40,930
Ever since the burglary,
280
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,660
I can't stop myself
from thinking
281
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,260
about what might have happened
282
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,160
if we'd been home
when they broke in.
283
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,360
I know that thought
crossed my mind, too,
284
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,230
three or four hundred times,
but I-is a gun the answer?
285
00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,830
I don't know.
286
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,500
Will you sleep down here
with us?
287
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:56,830
What's the matter?
288
00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:58,300
We're scared.
289
00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:01,530
I mean, um, they're scared.
I'm trying to be supportive.
290
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,930
Sure, sure.
291
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,630
Why don't we all sleep
down here?
292
00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:06,260
It'll be fun...
Just like camping.
293
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,800
Am I gonna have to go
to the bathroom outside?
294
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:09,900
Not this trip.
295
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,530
You kids wait down here.
296
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,800
Your mother and I
297
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,900
will change into our pajamas
and be right back.
298
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:16,330
Yeah.
299
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,360
We will be right back down.
300
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,500
Okay, come on.
301
00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:38,060
I don't know.
I think this is a mistake.
302
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,300
Now, we're... we're just here
to look at guns, Elyse.
303
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,560
We don't have to buy one.
304
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,400
And if it feels
like a mistake, we won't.
305
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,560
Okay.
306
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,330
There's the gun department
over here.
307
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,400
Oh, look, there's a sale
on long underwear.
308
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,260
Maybe we should stock up
for the kids.
309
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,600
Elyse, we are quite possibly
about to take
310
00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:55,800
a major step in our lives
that involves
311
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:58,900
the security, the safety, and
the well-being of our family.
312
00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:00,130
So does underwear.
313
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,500
Elyse.
314
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,230
It's 25% off.
315
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:06,300
I'm coming.
316
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,110
Uh, hi.
317
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,150
Well, what can I do
for you folks today?
318
00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:15,350
W-w-w-well... well, let's see.
Um... Oh, we, uh...
319
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,180
Uh, we need
some camping items...
320
00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:19,310
Some, uh, insect repellant,
a compass,
321
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,810
a collapsible drinking cup,
322
00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:21,880
a gun,
323
00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:23,650
a canteen, electric socks...
324
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,380
Okay, suppose
we cut the song and dance.
325
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,450
What kind of gun do you want?
326
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:33,180
Uh... Well, uh...
What are the different kinds?
327
00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:34,280
Depends.
328
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,780
You just want to put
a Nick in him,
329
00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,610
or do you want to blow him away?
330
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,880
Well, uh, a Nick, I think.
331
00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,480
What do you think, honey?
332
00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:45,780
A Nick sounds fine.
333
00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:47,210
Yes, a Nick, then.
334
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,450
You want that to be
a small Nick,
335
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,480
middle-sized,
or the Grand Canyon?
336
00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:54,350
Uh, to tell you the truth,
337
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,880
we're not all that sure
that we want to buy a gun.
338
00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,610
You see, actually,
we're pacifists.
339
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:01,680
We've marched for peace seven...
Oh, no, eight times,
340
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,780
if you count that rally in Paris
that we thought was for peace
341
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:07,580
but really it turned out
to be to legalize prostitution.
342
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:09,650
Our French wasn't very good
at the time.
343
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,810
When were you robbed?
344
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,680
How did you know we were robbed?
345
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:15,550
Well, that's what usually
gets folks like you in here.
346
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:16,780
Now, don't be ashamed.
347
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:19,110
It's no crime to want
to protect yourselves.
348
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,350
We just never thought
we'd buy a gun.
349
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:25,080
Well, I think
this might be your style.
350
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:28,250
Most of the pacifists who
come in here seem to like it.
351
00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:31,680
Well, I-i-i never...
352
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:33,210
I never h-held a gun before.
353
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:36,250
This is, uh, uh,
going to take a minute.
354
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,050
Oh! It's you!
355
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,150
They are intimidating,
aren't they?
356
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,710
That's what makes them
so popular.
357
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,250
What do you think?
358
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,010
I don't know.
359
00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:58,880
Part of me wants to,
and part of me doesn't.
360
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:01,250
Which part has the wallet?
361
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,380
Steven, do you realize
362
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,110
I hold in my hand
the power to take a human life?
363
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:17,580
What you're holding
is the power to save a life.
364
00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:20,280
Put it down, anyway.
365
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:23,080
Honey, I-if somebody
broke into the house right now,
366
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,210
we wouldn't be helpless.
367
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,410
That's important.
368
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,510
Yeah, I know that, but it's...
It's like the time
369
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,880
your father sent us that
moose head for our anniversary.
370
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,150
It's just not us.
371
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,680
We're not going to hang the gun
over the fireplace.
372
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:38,080
We're not hanging
the moose head there, either.
373
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,980
Let's not get into
that argument again.
374
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,650
I was wrong
about the moose head.
375
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,280
Let it stay in Alex's room.
376
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,680
Okay.
377
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,180
All I'm saying is that
378
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:49,450
we're going to put the gun
in a drawer and forget about it.
379
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,580
Are you with me on this?
380
00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:52,480
- I'm willing to try.
- All right.
381
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:55,250
I'll keep the gun in my drawer.
382
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,710
We'll keep the bullets in yours.
383
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,980
Well, here I go.
384
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,950
I'm picking up the gun now.
385
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:08,350
I've got the gun,
386
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:11,110
and I'm taking it
to the dresser...
387
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:13,110
Opening the drawer,
388
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:17,780
and I'm putting
the gun inside...
389
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,280
Closing the drawer.
390
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,550
Put the bullets away for me.
391
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,650
My god, Elyse!
You could have killed me!
392
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,580
Bullets are only dangerous
393
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,650
when they come
directly out of a gun.
394
00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,350
Okay, now I'll tell the kids.
395
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,210
You don't have to tiptoe,
Steven.
396
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,010
Guns don't go off by themselves.
397
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:43,810
You'd make
a lousy defense lawyer.
398
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:45,780
Alex, Mallory, Jen...
399
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,780
- Hi, dad.
- Hi.
400
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:52,850
Um, we were just coming up
to kiss you both good night.
401
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,350
We haven't even had dinner yet.
402
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,550
We might forget.
403
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,210
We didn't want to take
any chances.
404
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,710
Why don't you come on in?
We wanted to talk to you anyway.
405
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,150
Yeah, we thought
something was up
406
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:04,050
when you two snuck up here with
that package and shut the door.
407
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,550
Kids, what you are about to see
408
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:11,780
is strictly off-limits
to all of you.
409
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,780
And if you weren't
mature enough,
410
00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,810
I wouldn't let you see it
at all.
411
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:21,650
When did you start wearing
colored underwear, dad?
412
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,050
Oh. Wrong drawer.
413
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,450
But, uh, don't touch
that stuff, either.
414
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:34,050
Wow, a gun! Can I take that
to school for show-and-tell?
415
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,180
Absolutely not!
You're never to touch it.
416
00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:38,650
We only showed it to you
417
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,580
because we don't want you
to stumble upon it by accident.
418
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:44,610
But we trust you enough to know
that you'll leave it alone.
419
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,580
I don't get it. I thought
you two were against guns.
420
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,250
Come over here and sit down.
421
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,110
We'll try and explain it to you.
422
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:54,550
Uh, this isn't gonna require
another family meeting, is it?
423
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:58,280
No, no, no. Look, mommy
and I love you very much.
424
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,610
And we'll do whatever we have to
to make sure you're safe.
425
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:02,910
We'd be a lot happier
426
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,710
if there were no such things
as guns in the world,
427
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,410
but we can't ignore them.
428
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:11,180
If a gun will keep someone
from hurting us, then, uh,
429
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,980
we'll have to make
that concession.
430
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,280
We still believe in everything
we've always believed in.
431
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:19,010
We haven't changed.
It's just the world has changed.
432
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,210
Do you understand?
433
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,310
Is that the biggest gun
they had?
434
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:26,080
Would you prefer a flamethrower
and some grenades?
435
00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:28,650
Okay, now, look,
I think we should just try
436
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,180
and put the guns
out of our minds.
437
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,780
Hopefully, we'll never have
to take it out of the drawer,
438
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,580
so let's just forget
it's there, okay?
439
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,850
- Okay.
- Yeah.
440
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,780
Okay. What do you say
we go downstairs and eat?
441
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:39,780
- Mm.
- Yeah.
442
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,350
Great. What are we having?
443
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,510
Hamburgers on sesame-seed guns.
444
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:45,710
Buns.
445
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,380
Going hunting?
446
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,950
Thought you were asleep.
447
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,550
Steven, you've been up
four times to check the gun.
448
00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,110
I don't think
it's going anywhere.
449
00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:01,050
I'm sorry, honey. It's just
making me a little nervous.
450
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,610
Do you think mothballs
are bad for the gun?
451
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:06,610
If they are, then we'll
just shoot the moths.
452
00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:07,850
I don't know, Elyse.
453
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,550
Ever since the robbery, I've
been a little extra cautious.
454
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,750
It's affected us all.
455
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:15,380
I haven't just been worrying
about the gun, either.
456
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,380
I checked the kids
six times tonight.
457
00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:20,310
Checked the car.
One of the tires is low.
458
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,550
The plants are holding.
459
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,710
I'm worried about Alex, too,
460
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,310
sleeping all the way
over at Jimmy Barkham's house.
461
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,450
The Barkhams live next door.
462
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,650
Let's not split hairs, Elyse.
He's not in his bed.
463
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,780
Get some rest, sweetie.
464
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,010
Know what I admire most
about you, Elyse?
465
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:59,910
My incomparable charm
and beauty?
466
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,580
Your ability to fall asleep
in any situation.
467
00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,310
That was my next guess.
468
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,310
What was that?
469
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,350
I don't know.
470
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,850
Oh!
471
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,550
Somebody's downstairs!
472
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,180
Stay here. I'm going down.
473
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:27,650
- Stop where you are!
- Aah!
474
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,050
Come on. Get the light.
475
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,550
Dad! Dad, open up.
476
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,480
It's me, Alex, your firstborn.
477
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,780
Alex, what are you doing here?!
478
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,450
I live here, remember?
479
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,650
And you're
supposed to be at Jimmy's!
480
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,750
We had a big fight
over social security.
481
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,250
- He was for it.
- Oh!
482
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,410
I-I-i felt I couldn't
compromise my principles
483
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,550
and stay there.
484
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,050
I dropped some things
in the closet.
485
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,810
I hope I didn't wake you.
486
00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:56,510
Wake us? Yeah, Alex,
you scared us to death.
487
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,480
We thought you were a prowler.
488
00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:01,010
If you hadn't spoken up,
I might have...
489
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:04,410
Challenged me
to a game of tennis?
490
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,480
Where is the gun, Steven?
491
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:10,650
I-I-i went to get it.
I opened the drawer.
492
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,210
I even picked it up.
493
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,310
I just couldn't do it.
494
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:19,410
I guess I was just afraid
somebody would get hurt.
495
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:21,550
I know, and I love you for it.
496
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,310
Well...
497
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,780
So do I.
498
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:28,610
Listen. Listen.
499
00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:31,010
T-this whole thing
has shaken me up a little bit,
500
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:33,410
so, uh, if you don't mind,
I-i need a drink.
501
00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,350
Yeah. I think the scotch is...
Wait a minute.
502
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:39,450
Thought I could
slip that one by you.
503
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:41,980
Is it safe to come down now?
504
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:45,210
Yeah. Yeah. It's safe.
It was just Alex.
505
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,210
- Did you shoot him, dad?
- No.
506
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:51,210
No. There's going to be no
shooting in this house. No guns.
507
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,180
We're taking it back
in the morning. Right, Elyse?
508
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:55,010
Right... when you
believed in something
509
00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:57,280
as long as we have,
you can't change overnight.
510
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,910
I know. I realized that
the minute I picked up the gun.
511
00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,310
Guns have no place in our lives.
512
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,080
We've worn out
too many pairs of sneakers
513
00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:04,680
trying to get people
to put guns down.
514
00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:05,950
Good.
515
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,780
I have to admit
I haven't felt real comfortable
516
00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:09,110
since we've had it in the house.
517
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:12,380
Guns aren't the right image
for you guys, anyway.
518
00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:16,510
Don't you guys still believe
that all you need is love?
519
00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,710
Careful, Jennifer.
Don't get them started.
520
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:21,080
Do you remember when we staged
that anti-war sit-in
521
00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:22,950
on the steps
of the Justice Department?
522
00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,050
Too late.
They're back in the '60s.
523
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,980
Of course I remember.
That was a great day.
524
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:29,850
We beat the national guard 6-1
in the frisbee tournament.
525
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,850
I hope you're satisfied,
Jennifer.
526
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,350
Hey, look on the bright side.
527
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,780
At least it's not that story
528
00:22:34,810 --> 00:22:38,180
of how they danced naked
in the rain at Woodstock.
529
00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:39,980
Do you remember
what you said to me
530
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:42,510
just before
they took us all away?
531
00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:46,610
You said, "the day I pick up
a weapon against another man"
532
00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:49,050
is the day I admit defeat
as a human being."
533
00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:51,510
I said that?
534
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:53,410
I think it was you.
535
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:54,810
Were you wearing a plaid shirt?
536
00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:55,810
Oh, Elyse.
537
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,910
I-I'm teasing.
I know it was you.
538
00:22:57,950 --> 00:23:01,150
But, you know, I remember
thinking, when you said that,
539
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,610
"this guy is really deep."
540
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,910
Okay, so maybe a gun
isn't the answer for us.
541
00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:11,310
We'll probably still
be scared for a while,
542
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:14,410
but I'd rather live with that
fear than to live with a gun.
543
00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:15,750
Me too.
544
00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:17,650
We'll just have to keep searching
for the right thing for us.
545
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,110
Would you consider land mines
in the front lawn?
546
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:22,350
No.
547
00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:24,310
We'll have maps.
548
00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:25,550
How about bodyguards?
549
00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,950
The captain of the football team
looks real strong.
550
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,350
Nice try.
551
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:31,010
I've got it!
552
00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:32,610
Killer bees!
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00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,580
Два часа впустую.
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00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,930
Не верится, что только
нам с вашей мамой
3
00:00:06,950 --> 00:00:08,710
понравился "Вечер тяжёлого дня"
4
00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:12,310
Нет, в зале было ещё пару пенсионеров,
которым тоже понравилось.
5
00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:15,180
Да, в домах престарелых
часто крутят Битлз.
6
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В следующий раз <i>я</i> буду
выбирать фильм, идёт?
7
00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,580
Нет уж, твой последний выбор
был просто ужасен.
8
00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:24,150
Я не виновата, что вы
не переносите субтитры.
9
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Там хоть было тихо
и можно было поспать.
10
00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:28,850
А эти парни верещали без конца.
11
00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,280
Элиза, я раздавлен.
12
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Как же мы вырастили троих
детей, которым всё равно,
13
00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:36,450
что Элеонор Ригби с пресным
лицом ловит каждый скрип двери?
14
00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,450
Так же как наши родители
вырастили детей,
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00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:41,310
которым всё равно, как выглядит
Стелла при свете звёзд.
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И как вы только слушали
эту музыку? Скукотища.
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Они даже гитар не ломали.
18
00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:52,050
Так теперь судят музыку:
по количеству разбитых гитар?
19
00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,080
Нет, так узнают,
когда заканчивается песня.
20
00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:58,990
Стивен, беги скорей сюда!
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Что случилось?
22
00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:08,380
Господь вседержитель!
Нас ограбили.
23
00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:11,450
Глазам не верю!
Здесь были какие-то чужие люди.
24
00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:15,410
Затоптали <i>наш</i> пол,
забрали <i>наши</i> вещи!
25
00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,110
Зачем они так?
26
00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:21,070
Элиза, они – грабители
Это их работа.
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- Проверю свою комнату.
- И я.
28
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Стивен, проверь столовое серебро.
29
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Оно в шкафу на верхней полке.
30
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Да уж, теперь мне будет о чём
рассказать на уроках в школе.
31
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О, мамочка.
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00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:37,650
Можно сделать твоё фото,
привязанной к стулу?
33
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А то ребята не поверят.
34
00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:41,910
Элиза, похоже, серебро пропало.
35
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Его нет на полке?
36
00:01:43,410 --> 00:01:45,680
Сложно сказать.
Полки тоже нет.
37
00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:47,710
Меня обчистили.
Забрали всё.
38
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Мою коллекцию калькуляторов,
мои клюшки для гольфа...
39
00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:53,450
Ладно хоть оставили
пластинки Мантовани.
40
00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,210
Это утешает.
41
00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:58,580
Они прошлись по всему.
Обчистили даже бельевой шкаф.
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Ну здорово!
43
00:01:59,610 --> 00:02:01,210
Теперь весь
преступный мир знает,
44
00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,250
что мои простыни
и наволочки не совпадают.
45
00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:08,210
Украли! Это немыслимо!
Они украли самое ценное!
46
00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,850
Мы купим тебе новое зеркало.
47
00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,010
Они забрали мой дневник!
Это конец!
48
00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,750
Придётся уехать из города.
49
00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:19,280
Не волнуйся, Мэллори.
Я отксерила его на той неделе.
50
00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,850
Мой личный дневник?
51
00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:26,210
Да, и у меня есть пара вопросов.
52
00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:27,810
Я тебя убью!
53
00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:28,980
Я звоню в полицию.
54
00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:30,680
Мам, это просто выражение.
55
00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:32,380
Так, давайте успокоимся.
56
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Главное, что мы все
целы и невредимы.
57
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Остальное не важно.
58
00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:39,810
Легко тебе говорить.
Ты не читал её дневник.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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1 сезон 10 серия
«Есть оружие – жди неприятностей»
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- Папа, ты в порядке.
- Я цел.
62
00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:18,430
Но швабре не поздоровилось.
63
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Спокойно, пап.
Я проверю гостиную.
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Всё чисто. Там никого.
65
00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,960
- Ты смотрел наверху?
- Наверху?
66
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Да, там, где наши комнаты.
67
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Нет, туда я не поднимался.
68
00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:40,510
Трус.
69
00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,960
И это говорит та, кто вчера
предлагала мене 5 баксов,
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чтобы я проверил
за занавеской в душе.
71
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Неправда, я предлагала трёшку.
Это ты требовал пять.
72
00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:53,000
Мэллори, попросила бы нас
с папой, мы бы не взяли денег.
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Я бы с радостью, но вы тогда
обыскивали разносчика газет.
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00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:59,360
Мы просто проверяли его
документы. Он тут новенький.
75
00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,500
Так. Хватит.
Это пора прекращать.
76
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Я не позволю своей семье жить
в страхе в собственном доме.
77
00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,300
Переедем в мотель?
78
00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:10,990
Нет, я думаю, пора обсудить это
на семейном совете.
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Только не семейный совет.
80
00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:16,400
Давайте просто поговорим,
без формальностей.
81
00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:19,730
Общенародная демократия 60-х
давно в прошлом.
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Почему мы должны
участвовать в этом фарсе?
83
00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:23,700
- Да?
- Да?
84
00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,630
Потому что я так сказал.
85
00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,360
- Ясно.
- Ясно.
86
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- По местам?
- По местам.
87
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Внимание!
Совет объявляется открытым.
88
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Не будем тянуть кота за хвост.
Старые вопросы остались?
89
00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:42,460
На прошлом совете мы решили
отказаться от следующих товаров:
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00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:45,580
персидские ковры, китовый жир...
91
00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,830
Может, опустим старые вопросы
и перейдём к насущным?
92
00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:50,800
Это противоречит правилам.
93
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Так, ладно. Слушайте.
94
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Понимаю, что ограбление
тяжко далось всем нам,
95
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но нужно это пережить.
96
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Нельзя позволить страху
разрушить нашу жизнь.
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Значит ли это, что мне больше
нельзя спать со светом?
98
00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:07,200
Можешь оставить свет настолько,
насколько тебе это потребуется.
99
00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:08,800
И Алексу тоже можно?
100
00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:11,800
Дженнифер.
101
00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,360
Сам же просил узнать.
102
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Этому есть объяснение.
Свет мне нужен для чтения.
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Читаешь Дональда Дака по ночам?
104
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Так. Я только хочу сказать...
105
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Что нам нужно наметить шаги, чтобы
почувствовать себя в безопасности.
106
00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:34,400
Да, нужно всегда закрывать дом
и никого не пускать внутрь.
107
00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:37,310
А увидев подозрительных типов,
звонить в полицию.
108
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И вы всегда будете сообщать,
где вы находитесь и с кем.
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Всегда?
110
00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,160
Всегда.
111
00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,430
Будучи членом
демократической семьи,
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00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:48,030
предлагаю вынести данный
пункт на голосование.
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00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:49,860
В прошении отказано.
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Помните, прошлой зимой мы все
вместе подхватили простуду?
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Да, папе взбрело укутать
деревья на зиму.
116
00:06:57,730 --> 00:07:01,730
Я к тому, что перенести ограбление –
то же, что перенести простуду.
117
00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,600
Это не проходит мгновенно.
Требуется время.
118
00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:08,930
Но вместе мы справились с
простудой, справимся и с этим.
119
00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:14,040
С момента ограбления,
я чувствую себя как-то странно.
120
00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:17,610
Это потому, что ты – странная.
121
00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:21,480
Нет же, сейчас, заходя в комнату,
122
00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:24,200
я чувствую,
как будто за мной наблюдают.
123
00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:26,960
Да это Марти Олбек
из дома напротив.
124
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- Алекс, если ты такой...
- Так, успокойтесь.
125
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Мы все на грани, но
давайте держаться вместе.
126
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Элиза, что ты скажешь, если
организовать собрание соседей?
127
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Тебя, пап, сыром не корми,
дай пособираться.
128
00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:39,830
Да, и полиция обещала
кого-нибудь прислать.
129
00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,390
Думаю, стоит собраться.
130
00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:44,300
У нас дома или
попросить Филлис?..
131
00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:47,040
Родители Крисси устроили
однажды такое собрание.
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В тот вечер обокрали
всех, кроме них.
133
00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,910
Соберёмся здесь.
134
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Только не переборщите.
135
00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,600
Если воры захотят,
они всё равно зайдут.
136
00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:02,830
Можно только затруднить им путь.
137
00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:06,660
И возможно, они пойдут дальше
по кварталу, к вашим соседям.
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00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:10,240
Офицер. Офицер.
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00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:12,600
Раз уж вы потеряли
контроль над собранием,
140
00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:14,160
позволите мне сказать?
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00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,130
Похоже, вам не нужно
моё разрешение.
142
00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,320
Благодарю.
143
00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,200
Меня зовут Эрл Квигли.
Я страховой агент.
144
00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:23,260
Сейчас он начнёт втирать.
145
00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:26,400
Наш собственный дом – это самое
уязвимое место на Земле.
146
00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:29,600
Поверьте, нет такой системы защиты,
которую нельзя взломать.
147
00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:32,400
Хотите услышать цифры?
Пожалуйста.
148
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Выберите любое преступление.
149
00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:36,960
Ладно, рукоприкладство.
150
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,530
Моё любимое.
151
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20% в нашем квартале
за последний год.
152
00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,530
Мы живём в жестоком мире.
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Прямо сейчас
154
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где-то по соседству, в радиусе пяти
миль, совершается преступление.
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Случаем не знаете, где именно?
156
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Признайте, единственный способ
защититься – приобрести пи-сто-лет.
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Большинству людей я бы
не стал этого советовать.
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Всякое бывает. С оружием
надо быть крайне осторожным.
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О да!
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Тогда, пожалуй, я пойду.
Вряд ли я смогу побороть ваш страх.
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Мы ценим вашу честность.
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Воры – это своеобразный народец.
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Обычно они не останавливаются
только на одном доме из квартала.
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Не-е-т.
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Они будут возвращаться
снова и снова
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и обчищать дом за домом,
дом за домом, дом за домом...
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Пока не заберут абсолютно всё.
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Как пиявки,
всё до последней капли.
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Я сказал что-то не так?
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Когда именно?
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В следующий раз надо будет
подумать, кого приглашать.
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Тебе помочь прибрать
здесь всё, Элиза?
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Спасибо, Филлис. Думаю,
я оставлю это для воров.
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Да, после такого собрания,
я вряд ли стану спать спокойнее.
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Хочешь спать спокойно, Китон?
Купи пи-сто-лет.
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Вы не понимаете, мы
против всякого оружия.
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Это очень мило, пока вы не
наткнётесь на бандита с пушкой.
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- Мне пора.
- Правда, уже?
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И это, Китон,
ты называешь замком?
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Что такого, что мы против оружия
в доме? У нас же трое детей.
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А у меня четверо,
и пушка под подушкой.
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Правда?
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Да.
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Подруга, ты удивишься, у скольких
в наше время есть оружие.
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Я бы подумала на твоём месте.
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- Созвонимся завтра.
- Да, конечно.
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- Доброй ночи, Стивен.
- Доброй ночи, Филлис.
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Нет, ну ты слышал?
У Филлис Эванс есть пистолет.
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И куда только катится этот мир?!
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Стивен?
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Что?
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А, да, точно.
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Слушай, я их ни в коем случае
не поддерживаю,
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но... я вынужден признать,
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что, вероятно, часть сказанного
Эрлом и Филлис имеет смысл.
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И нам стоит рассмотреть
возможность покупки...
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Пи-сто... Ну ты поняла.
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Ты даже назвать не можешь.
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Мой голос очень упрям.
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Я полгода пытался выговорить:
"Президент н-Никсон".
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Мы и оружие?
Это как страшный сон.
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Знаю. Знаю.
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Но я так же знаю,
что мир меняется,
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и нам нужно к этому
приспосабливаться.
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В прошлый раз после этой фразы
ты записал нас на курсы йоги.
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С самого ограбления,
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я всё думаю, что было бы,
находись мы дома в тот момент?
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Мне это тоже не даёт покоя,
но разве пистолет – это выход?
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Не знаю.
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Можно, мы поспим здесь,
вместе с вами?
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- Что случилось?
- Нам страшно.
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То есть, им страшно.
Я просто их поддерживаю.
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Ладно, будем спать
здесь все вместе.
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Будет весело, как в походе.
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И придётся ходить
в туалет на улицу?
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Нет.
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Так, дети, ждите здесь.
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Мы с вашей мамой только
наденем пижамы и вернёмся.
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Мы мигом.
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Не знаю, Стивен,
нам этого не надо.
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Элиза, мы просто посмотрим.
Мы ничего не будем покупать.
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Только посмотрим и уйдём.
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Ладно.
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Оружейный отдел вон там.
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Смотри, тут распродажа футболок.
Возьмём парочку для детей.
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Элиза, мы на пороге важнейшего
решения, затрагивающего
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безопасность существования
нашей семьи.
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Футболки тоже важны.
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Элиза.
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Скидка 25%.
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Пошли.
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Здрасьте.
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Что, ребята, вы хотите?
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Так, давайте посмотрим. Нам...
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Что-нибудь для отдыха
на природе...
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Средство от комаров, компас,
набор складных стаканов,
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пистолет, пару фляг,
термоноски...
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Так, ясно, можете не продолжать.
Какой вы хотите пистолет?
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А какие у вас есть?
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Смотря для чего.
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Будете вы им защищаться,
или выйдете на большую охоту?
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Думаю, для защиты.
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А ты как думаешь, милая?
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Лучше для защиты.
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Для защиты.
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Как будете защищаться:
скромно, средне или агрессивно?
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Сказать по правде, мы не уверены,
что хотим покупать пистолет.
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Мы – пацифисты.
Мы прошли 7, нет 8 Маршей мира.
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Считая то шествие в Париже,
которое вдруг оказалось
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маршем за легализацию
проституции.
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Тогда мы плохо понимали
по-французски.
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Когда вас ограбили?
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Как вы догадались?
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Я насмотрелась здесь
на лица, подобные вашим.
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Не стесняйтесь.
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Желание защитить себя –
это не преступление.
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Мы и представить не могли,
что решимся на это.
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Вот, думаю, этот вам подойдёт.
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Такие, в основном,
и берут пацифисты.
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Я никогда... не держал пистолет.
К этому нужно привыкнуть.
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О, он ваш!
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А они вселяют страх.
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Поэтому они так популярны.
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Что скажешь?
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Ну не знаю...
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Часть меня – за,
а часть – против.
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У какой части бумажник?
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Стивен, ты понимаешь,
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что я держу силу, способную
лишить человека жизни?
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Ты держишь силу, способную
спасти человеку жизнь.
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Но лучше положи.
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Дорогая, если сейчас к нам вломятся
в дом, мы сможем дать отпор.
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Это важно.
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Ты прав.
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Но это также, как голова лося в
подарок на годовщину от твоего отца.
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Это просто не наше.
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Мы не собираемся вешать
пистолет над камином.
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Не собирались и голову.
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Не надо меня тыкать носом.
Я был не прав с той головой.
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00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,280
Пусть остаётся
в комнате Алекса.
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Ладно.
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Я хочу сказать,
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что нужно положить пистолет
в комод и просто забыть о нём.
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Согласна?
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00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:52,480
Давай попробуем.
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Положим пистолет в мой ящик,
а патроны – в твой.
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Так, аккуратно.
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Потихоньку поднимаем...
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Несём...
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Подходим к комоду...
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Выдвигаем ящик...
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Аккуратно кладём
пистолет внутрь.
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И задвигаем.
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Вот ещё патроны.
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Боже всемогущий!
Ты могла убить меня!
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00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,650
Пули опасны, только если
вылетают из пистолета.
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Так, а сейчас
нужно сказать детям.
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Нечего красться, Стивен.
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00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,010
Пистолеты не выходят
сами по себе.
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00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:43,810
Тебе бы на суде побывать.
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00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:45,780
Алекс, Мэллори, Джен...
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- Привет, пап.
- Привет.
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Мы вот зашли пожелать
вам спокойной ночи.
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00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,350
Но ещё даже ужина не было.
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Мы могли забыть.
Вот и зашли наверняка.
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00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,710
Заходите уже, нам всё
равно надо поговорить.
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00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,720
Да, мы что-то заподозрили, когда
вы прошмыгнули к себе в комнату
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с пакетом в руках.
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Дети!
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Вам категорически запрещено
прикасаться к тому,
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что я вам покажу.
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Держите себя в руках,
иначе лучше этого не видеть.
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Когда ты стал носить
цветное бельё, пап?
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00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:26,450
Ошибся ящиком.
Но это тоже не трогайте.
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00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:34,050
Ого, пестик! Можно взять
в школу и показать ребятам?
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00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,180
Даже не думай!
Не прикасайся к нему.
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Мы показали его вам, чтобы
вы не узнали о нём случайно.
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Мы верим, что вы
не станете его брать.
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00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,580
Но как же так,
вы же были против оружия?
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00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:51,110
Давайте присядем,
мы попробуем всё объяснить.
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00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:54,550
Это ведь не очередной
семейный совет?
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Нет-нет, слушайте.
Мы с мамой вас очень любим.
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И мы сделаем всё, чтобы
вы были в безопасности.
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Было бы лучше, если таких вещей
как оружие, не существовало,
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но нельзя просто закрыть глаза.
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00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:12,880
Если пистолет может нас защитить,
то придётся пойти на компромисс.
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00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:18,720
Мы всё так же верим в наши идеалы.
И мы не изменились. Поменялся мир.
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00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,160
Понимаете?
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00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,260
А побольше пистолета
там не было?
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00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,030
Тебе огнемёт
с гранатами подавай?
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00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:31,130
Так, послушайте. Нам всем надо
попытаться забыть о пистолете.
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Надеюсь, нам не придётся
доставать его из комода.
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00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,530
Пусть пролежит там всегда.
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00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,800
Хорошо.
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00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:39,730
- Как насчёт спустится и поесть?
- Точно!
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00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,300
Что на ужин?
337
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,960
Гамбургеры с пулями.
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00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,070
С овощами.
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00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,440
Собрался на охоту?
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00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,950
Я думал, ты спишь.
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00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:58,110
Стивен, ты уже в четвёртый раз
его проверяешь. Он не убежит.
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Извини, дорогая, просто нервы.
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00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:03,560
Как думаешь, нафталин
вреден для пистолета?
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Если так, мы просто
перестреляем всю моль.
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00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,500
Не знаю, Элиза. Тревога после
ограбления только усилилась.
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Это изменило всех нас.
347
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:15,090
Теперь я волнуюсь
ещё и из-за пистолета.
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00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:17,330
Я проверяю детей
по шесть раз за ночь.
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00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,260
Проверяю машину.
Одно колесо спустило.
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И номера стёрлись.
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И мне страшно за Алекса.
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00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,260
Спит на крыльце у дома
Джимми Баркхема.
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00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,400
Но Джимми живёт
в соседнем доме.
354
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,600
Это не оправдание, Элиза.
Это не его кровать.
355
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,560
Ложись в постель, дорогой.
356
00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:54,960
Знаешь, что мне в тебе
больше всего нравится?
357
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,860
Моё очарование и красота?
358
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:03,530
Твоя способность спать
в любой ситуации.
359
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,120
Буквально снял с языка.
360
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,990
- Что это?
- Не знаю.
361
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,500
Там кто-то внизу!
362
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:15,980
Сидите здесь.
Я пойду на разведку.
363
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,000
Стой на месте!
Так, включай свет.
364
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:33,430
Пап, папа, открой.
Это Алекс, твой сын.
365
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,810
Алекс, что ты тут делаешь?!
366
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,480
Живу вообще-то, забыли?
367
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:41,680
Ты же должен быть у Джимми.
368
00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:45,780
Мы не поладили
с социальной службой.
369
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:47,280
Он был на их стороне.
370
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:50,580
Я не смог перешагнуть через
свои принципы и остаться там.
371
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:53,840
Я споткнулся в гардеробе.
Не думал, что разбужу вас.
372
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,940
Разбудишь? Да ты
до смерти перепугал нас.
373
00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,510
Мы решили, что это вор.
374
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,460
Не заговори ты, я бы...
375
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,440
Предложил поиграть в теннис?
376
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,510
Стивен, где пистолет?
377
00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:13,240
Я <i>хотел</i> взять его.
Открыл комод. И даже достал.
378
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,340
Но просто не смог.
379
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:19,440
Я испугался причинить
кому-то боль.
380
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,230
За это я тебя и люблю.
381
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,640
И я тоже.
382
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:31,040
Так, слушайте.
Эта суматоха меня утомила.
383
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,440
Если не возражаете,
мне нужно выпить.
384
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,380
Да, виски – лучший помощ...
Погоди-ка.
385
00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,480
Я просто проверял вас.
386
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:42,010
Уже можно спускаться?
387
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,240
Да, да, конечно.
Это был Алекс.
388
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,240
- Ты подстрелил его?
- Нет.
389
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,240
В этом доме не будет никакой
стрельбы и никаких пистолетов.
390
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,210
Утром мы его вернём. Да, Элиза?
391
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,310
Да. Сложно отказаться от убеждений
за одну ночь. Нас не изменишь.
392
00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:59,940
И я понял это, как только
достал пистолет.
393
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,340
Оружие не для нас.
394
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:05,980
Мы истоптали слишком много кроссовок,
убеждая людей от него отказаться.
395
00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:09,140
Точно. Мне тоже стало не по себе,
когда вы принесли его в дом.
396
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:12,410
Да, пистолеты – это не ваш стиль.
397
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:16,540
Вы же верите, что всё,
что нам нужно, – это любовь.
398
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,740
Осторожней, Дженнифер.
Сейчас снова начнётся.
399
00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:21,340
А помнишь ту сидячую
антивоенную забастовку
400
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,010
у дверей Министерства юстиции?
401
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,080
Поздно. Они ударились
в воспоминания.
402
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,010
Конечно, помню.
Какой был денёк!
403
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,880
Мы всухую победили Национальную
гвардию по метанию камней.
404
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,880
Ну что, довольна, Дженнифер?
405
00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:35,210
Взгляни на светлую сторону:
хоть не начали вспоминать,
406
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,210
как они танцевали голыми
под дождём на Вудстоке.
407
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,540
Помнишь, что ты мне сказал,
перед тем как нас всех задержали?
408
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:46,640
Ты сказал: "В день, когда я направлю
пистолет на другого человека,
409
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,080
я сам перестану быть таковым".
410
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,540
<i>Я</i> так сказал?
411
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,840
Вроде бы.
Ты был в клетчатой рубашке?
412
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,840
Элиз...
413
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,940
Шучу, это точно был ты.
414
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:03,640
И когда ты это сказал, я подумала:
"Этот парень глубоко копнул!"
415
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,640
Может и вправду, пистолет –
это не выход для нас.
416
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,340
Пусть мы ещё напуганы,
417
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:14,440
но лучше жить с этим страхом,
чем жить с оружием.
418
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,680
Согласен. Нужно найти
приемлемое для нас решение.
419
00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:20,140
Рассматриваешь вариант мин
во дворе перед домом?
420
00:23:20,930 --> 00:23:22,380
Нет.
421
00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:24,340
У нас будет карта.
422
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:25,580
Или телохранители!
423
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,980
Капитан футбольной команды
вполне подойдёт.
424
00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:29,380
Зачёт!
425
00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:31,040
Я знаю!
426
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,970
Пчёлы-убийцы!
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