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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?
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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?
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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?
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? on the night we kissed
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? and I can't remember
what I ever did before ?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? and there ain't no nothin' ?
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? we can't love
each other through ?
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? ooh-hoo
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? sha-la-la-la
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Come on, Alex, I need to
talk to you about this.
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Forget it, Jennifer.
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I don't want to discuss it
with you.
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Alex, you're my older brother.
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I look to you for guidance.
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All right.
What do you want to know?
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Who do you like in today's game,
Notre Dame or USC?
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Well, I'd have to go with USC.
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I don't know.
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USC is favored by 2 1/2.
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I think I'd better go
with Notre Dame.
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Jennifer, you always ask me
what team I'd pick
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and then you go
and bet the other side.
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I know. Works every time.
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What are you doing here, mom?
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Nothing, Mallory.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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Bean sprouts in the stuffing.
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What are you guys,
the vegetable patrol?
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Mom, this is Thanksgiving,
not Chinese new year.
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I just want to try something
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a little different this year.
That's all.
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This is a traditional
American holiday.
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How is Jennifer supposed to know
what Thanksgiving's all about
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if you insist on serving
foreign food?
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I know what Thanksgiving's
all about, Alex.
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It's when the Indians
and the pilgrims ate together
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and the Indians got stuck
with the check.
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That's not how it happened
at all, Jennifer.
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You have to understand that
civilization marches forward,
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and it marches better
on paved roads.
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The Indians had
the land first, Alex.
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Yeah, but they weren't using it.
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They were just roaming around,
cooking outdoors,
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wearing beads,
living in tents...
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Just like mom and dad used to.
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Alex, the fact is, we stole
that land from the Indians.
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What do you want us to do now,
mom, give it back?
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Yeah, starting with your room.
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Ah, look at these, Elyse!
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I found them in the attic.
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I figure we can use
some of them today.
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This is so embarrassing.
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I can't believe you two
are gonna go out there
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and make fools of yourselves
this afternoon.
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We're going out to demonstrate
against nuclear arms.
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There's nothing foolish
about that.
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I don't think this
is very useful now.
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It wasn't that useful then.
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Mcgovern, Muskie, McCarthy.
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You guys really knew how to
pick the winners, didn't you?
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Maybe that's where
you get it from, Alex.
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Aren't you going to feel
ridiculous?
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You're going to be
the oldest ones by 50 years.
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That's okay, Mallory.
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They can take our pulse
every half hour.
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It's a shame you kids
don't realize
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the importance of this issue.
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Now, we're not talking about
repainting the fire hydrants.
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We're talking about
the future of mankind.
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The question you kids
should be asking is,
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why we continue
to make hydrogen bombs
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when we already have enough
to kill the Russians
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40 times over!
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Don't be so melodramatic, mom.
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From the beginning of time
there's been weapons,
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and there's always been a fringe
element who've overreacted.
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I mean, I'm sure
that even in the early days
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there were
bleeding-heart cavemen
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running around with signs
that said,
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"make love not clubs."
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Alex, are you actually
in favor of nuclear weapons?
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I'm in favor of us having them,
not using them.
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Why do we have them
if we're not gonna use them?
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That's a dumb question,
Jennifer.
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It's called a deterrent force.
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Do both sides have
a "detergent" force?
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"Deterrent" force, Jennifer.
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It means that the more weapons
both sides have,
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the less chance that either side
will have to use them.
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Why can't both sides
just have no bombs?
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It's too late.
We already paid for 'em.
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Well, your father and I
don't think it's too late.
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Neither do a lot
of other people.
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They expect a very big
crowd out there today.
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Come on, admit it...
You two are just going out there
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because it makes you feel young
and alive again.
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Uh, no, uh,
we're going out there
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so that someday
you can feel old and alive.
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Daddy...
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I want you to know that I'm
behind what you and mommy
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are doing 100%.
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Well, thank you, Jennifer.
I'm very happy to hear that.
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If I didn't have to
supervise the cooking,
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I'd go with you.
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Grandma and grandpa
will be here,
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and grandma will do
all the cooking.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Grandma is an excellent cook.
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An excellent cook?
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Mom, I'm using one of last
year's biscuits as a doorstop.
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What does "flower power" mean?
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Oh, it was a symbol
of that twisted era.
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You know, love, flowers, peace.
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Gives me the creeps.
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Jennifer, don't listen to him!
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Flower power was another way
of telling people
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to put down their weapons
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and to give each other
flowers and love instead.
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For a while, all the girls were
wearing flowers in their hair.
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Did you, mommy?
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Mm-hmm, until your dad
made me stop.
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Didn't he like flower power?
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Well, yes, but he had hay fever.
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It was a very difficult
period for him.
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Mallory: Oh, they're here!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Oh, let me take it.
Why don't you guys sit down?
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I'll put some water on for tea.
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Kate, you didn't have
to bring your own dishes.
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Those are biscuits.
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I think they came out
a little lighter this year.
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She baked them last night
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so, uh, she could have more time
for the pies today.
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Uh, grandma, you're baking pies?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, boy. Um,
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I don't know
if our oven's working.
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Jennifer, the oven's fine.
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Mom, we're really
pleased to see you,
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but we didn't expect
you here so soon.
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Well, we wanted to spend as much
time with you as possible.
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Also, our TV's broken,
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and grandpa
wants to see the game.
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Who do you pick this game,
gramp?
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Aw, are you kidding?
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Uh, notre dame.
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Uh, 2 1/2 points...
It's a steal.
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All right.
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See, Alex?
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We would have been here earlier,
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but we got held up in traffic.
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There's some kind of
dumb demonstration
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starting up downtown.
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What kind of idiots would
demonstrate on Thanksgiving?
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Just your everyday
run-of-the-mill ones.
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Actually, dad, Steven and I
are planning on
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going to that demonstration.
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Ohhhh...
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You almost had me going, there.
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Yeah, for a minute
I believed you.
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Well, it's true, dad,
we're going.
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Aah.
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What's the issue this week?
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Uh, the, the Chad-Sudan
border dispute?
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Uh, more fluoride in the water.
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Uh, more fluoride
in the toothpaste.
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Nuclear disarmament.
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Oh, here we go again.
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Oh, look, Kate, they've even
got the old signs out.
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Charlie, don't get yourself
all worked up.
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You know, by going out there,
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you two are giving aid
and comfort to the enemy.
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Yeah, the, uh, kremlin
called us this morning,
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and they specifically asked us
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to be there on time,
so if you don't mind...
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Wait, aren't you two
ever gonna learn?
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Uh, we're not the ones who are
escalating the arms race.
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It's the Soviets.
We're just trying to keep up.
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What it all boils down to,
Charlie,
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is that the innocent people
of the world
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are being held hostage
by the political disputes
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between the superpowers.
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Well, it's always
been that way, Steven.
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Yes, but we haven't
always had weapons
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capable of wiping out
civilization in one fell swoop.
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Charlie,
one of these governments
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has got to be the first
to start acting rationally.
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Well, it's not gonna be us.
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Now, listen, Charlie...
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Steven, dad, dad, look, look,
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this... this is
Thanksgiving day.
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Let's not argue.
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Look, Steven and I will be gone
for a couple of hours.
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Then we'll be back, and we'll
have a nice meal together.
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This is a happy occasion, right?
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You're right. I'm... I'm sorry.
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Ahh. That's more like it.
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You two want to go off
and demonstrate,
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I guess that's your business.
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Kate, we'll see you later.
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Kids, I want some
of that cranberry sauce.
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Dad, do you want to take any
of grandma's biscuits with you?
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No, thank you. We've already
got some sandwiches.
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Not to eat...
To play frisbee with.
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What's the score of
the football game, grandpa?
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He fell asleep
a few minutes ago.
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So what's the score of the game?
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I don't know.
As soon as he dozed off,
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I switched the channel.
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A soap opera?
How can you watch that junk?
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It's demented. It's depraved.
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Who's she?
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That's Belinda.
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Is that guy her husband?
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Which guy?
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The guy in the strapless gown.
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No, that's the plumber.
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Her husband hasn't been around
since he lost his job.
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He had a nervous breakdown,
moved to union city,
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and now he gives sewing lessons.
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Everything's under control
in the kitchen.
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I'm keeping grandma
away from the stove.
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Good going.
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I've got her doing
some busywork.
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You know,
organizing the potholders
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and folding and unfolding
the paper bags.
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That's nice.
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Wha... Alex,
I'm surprised at you!
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How could you watch this stuff?
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I'm simply monitoring what you
kids are watching, Jennifer.
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I have no interest
in this trash.
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Me neither.
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Is that plumber back again?
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Yeah.
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That's him over there
next to Belinda.
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Nice gown.
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You know, we'd better
put the game back on.
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I mean, if grandpa wakes up
and sees us watching this,
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we're gonna be in trouble.
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Don't be silly. You can't get
in trouble with grandparents.
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All you have to do is kiss them
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when they come in the door,
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tell 'em you miss 'em,
let 'em buy you stuff...
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You're okay.
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You're a sentimental guy, Alex.
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You know, sometimes I wonder
what it would be like
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to have parents like them
instead of mom and dad.
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You know,
you can bet they wouldn't be
255
00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,360
out at that demonstration today.
256
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,860
Yeah, they wouldn't kiss
in front of us
257
00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,500
all the time
like a couple of adolescents.
258
00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:48,830
Yeah, and mom
would give up her career
259
00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:50,160
and all those
silly women's groups.
260
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,760
You're losing me fast, Alex.
261
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,800
I made some sandwiches
to tide you over till dinner.
262
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,330
Who wants one?
263
00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,560
Grandma, thank you.
264
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,630
Uh, but, uh, we don't want
to spoil our appetites.
265
00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,100
Oh, don't be silly.
We won't be eating for hours.
266
00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:09,630
We know that, but your food
is so, so special,
267
00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:12,130
we don't want to rush into it.
268
00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,130
Oh, you're just saying that.
269
00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:19,500
No, I'm not.
270
00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:22,300
Well, didn't take him
long to conk out.
271
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,400
What are you kids watching?
272
00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:27,300
Oh, it's a... A documentary.
273
00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:30,660
Is that plumber back again?
274
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,830
He just never gives up.
275
00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,360
Ah, did I miss anything?
276
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,300
What's the, uh,
score of the game?
277
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,560
Uh, Charlie, can I fix you
something to eat?
278
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,130
No!
279
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,800
Uh, I mean, uh, no, thank you.
280
00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:47,860
I-I don't want to
spoil my appetite.
281
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,300
Come on, ref! That's clipping!
282
00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:50,800
Give me a break, here!
283
00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:53,460
Man: And here's a news update
on a fast-breaking story.
284
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,000
Trouble broke out this afternoon
285
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,100
at the Blackstone
nuclear research laboratory...
286
00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:59,230
That's mom and dad!
Clashed with the police.
287
00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:01,360
Nobody knows exactly
who started it,
288
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,060
but it looks like
a lot of people
289
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,660
are gonna spend
this Thanksgiving in jail.
290
00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:19,030
Uh, y-you're not actually
gonna lock the door on us,
291
00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:20,100
are you?
292
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,730
Well, I was seriously
considering it.
293
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,200
L-look, technically,
I know we are prisoners,
294
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:27,800
and you are the guard,
but is this really necessary?
295
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,910
I mean, it seems
a little excessive.
296
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,610
Humor me.
297
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:36,180
Uh, when can we get out on bail?
298
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:38,410
The judge has to set bail.
299
00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,910
And if he has to come in
on Thanksgiving to do it,
300
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,350
he ain't gonna be
in a real generous mood.
301
00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,580
You mean we might have
to spend the night in jail?
302
00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:47,610
Unless the judge
goes out of town.
303
00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:49,580
Then you'll have to
spend the weekend in jail.
304
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,810
Thanks for being so sensitive.
305
00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,080
I can't believe this.
306
00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:56,150
I-I've never been
arrested before.
307
00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:58,780
I don't know what to do,
what to say.
308
00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:01,680
Am I dressed all right?
309
00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,110
Perfectly.
310
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,850
It's as if when you
put on those clothes,
311
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,580
you knew you'd end up in jail.
312
00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:09,810
Look, look... I think we should
get organized here, huh?
313
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,910
You're right.
We need a spokesperson.
314
00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:15,650
Has anyone here ever been
arrested before?
315
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,710
I have. I have.
316
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,680
We're together.
317
00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:20,980
Did you meet in jail?
318
00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:22,250
Steven: No.
319
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,850
No, no, we were arrested
in Washington, D.C.,
320
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,550
at the big peace rally.
321
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,010
I was arrested
in Washington, too.
322
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,550
Uh, for protesting the war?
323
00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:30,850
No, for armed robbery.
324
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,810
Hey, come on now,
give me a break.
325
00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,250
I did my time.
I'm over with that now...
326
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,910
Sort of.
327
00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:42,550
What do you mean, "sort of"?
328
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,950
Well, I got arrested
at the demonstration today.
329
00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:46,650
Well, we all did.
330
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,210
I got arrested
for pickpocketing.
331
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,550
Now, all... all right,
all right, right, look.
332
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:55,980
No matter what our, uh,
different backgrounds may be,
333
00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:58,650
uh, we are in this together.
334
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,050
Now, um...
335
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,580
I...I think what's obviously
on everybody's mind is,
336
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,110
how do we get out of here?
337
00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,210
Uh, anyone have any ideas?
338
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,780
Oh... Yeah, yeah.
339
00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:10,850
I say we tie
all the sheets together,
340
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,450
hang them out the window,
and go over the wall.
341
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,780
We don't have any sheets.
342
00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:17,550
We don't have any windows.
343
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:20,380
Other than that,
it was a great idea.
344
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:21,850
Mom, dad, are you okay?!
345
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,010
Alex! Alex!
346
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,650
Alex, how are you? I'm fine.
347
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,810
Hi, dad.
348
00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:27,310
Hello, Charlie.
349
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:30,750
Well, this sure
brings back memories.
350
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:33,610
I thought I was through
bailing you guys out.
351
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:36,780
Nobody here wants to be
bailed out by you, Charlie.
352
00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:39,250
I got a party of two over here.
353
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,110
How are Jennifer and Mallory?
354
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,680
Everybody's okay, mom.
Don't worry.
355
00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,010
How'd you know we were here?
356
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:45,380
You were on the news.
357
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,780
Uh, listen, we have good news.
358
00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:48,380
They're handing
these out to everyone
359
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,850
who was arrested
at the demonstration.
360
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,180
The judge drew it up.
361
00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:53,750
All you have to do is sign it
and you can come home.
362
00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,880
"As a condition of bail,
I, the undersigned,
363
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:58,080
"do hereby pledge
never again to take part
364
00:13:58,110 --> 00:14:00,450
"in any form of protest
against nuclear arms.
365
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,980
Furthermore, I will sign
a public statement..."
366
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,380
That's blackmail!
367
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,680
Uh, could you pass
one of those over here, please?
368
00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,450
What do you think?
369
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,780
I don't think
we should sign it, Elyse.
370
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,550
There's a principle
at stake here.
371
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,780
Hey, but wait a minute.
372
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,410
We're not talking about
a weekend in Hawaii, here.
373
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:16,680
This is jail!
374
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:18,580
You're surrounded
by hardened criminals,
375
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:20,550
societal misfits, vermin!
376
00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,310
Uh, no offense.
377
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,450
None taken.
378
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,880
Alex, this is illegal.
379
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,850
They're asking us to sign away
380
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,450
a basic constitutional right...
The right to dissent.
381
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,910
Mom, it's just a piece of paper.
382
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:36,190
They can't change how you feel.
383
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,410
Oh.
384
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:40,050
They can change
how I feel about myself.
385
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,410
And if I sign this paper,
386
00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:43,510
I have a hunch
I won't feel very good.
387
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,110
Ah, now, look,
you've got other people
388
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,550
to think about
besides yourselves.
389
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,150
Yeah, and in case you've
forgotten their names,
390
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,410
they're Alex, Mallory,
and Jennifer.
391
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,610
I am thinking of you.
392
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,580
I want you to know your father
is a man who stands up
393
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:54,880
for what he believes.
394
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:56,210
Dad, I'll take your word for it.
395
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,410
I'm easy. Just come home.
396
00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,510
Well, what do you think...
397
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,870
Should we sign it
or shouldn't we?
398
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:05,380
Well, I think
it's pretty obvious, don't you?
399
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:06,380
Yeah.Yeah. Yeah.Yeah.
400
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,180
All right! Good!
401
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,910
Goodbye.
402
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:20,880
I'm with her!
403
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:22,480
Nice try.
404
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:30,380
I'm sorry Alex. I can't.
405
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:33,280
Mom...
406
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,610
Alex, I want to come home
407
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,780
more than anything in the world,
408
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,550
but... I won't sign this.
409
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,450
Please try to understand.
410
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,080
If you'd rather stay here, fine.
411
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,410
Come on, Alex. Let's go.
412
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:45,380
Dad, Alex... Alex, come on.
413
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,750
Try to understand
our point here, Alex.
414
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,650
You know what's wrong
with parents today?
415
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,250
They still think
they can change the world.
416
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,850
They're back!
417
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,580
Where's mom and dad?
418
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:08,980
Why didn't you bring them home?
419
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,350
Let me tell you two
something about your parents.
420
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,880
They're stubborn,
they're childish...
421
00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:16,710
They're making me old
before my time.
422
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:20,510
They must be okay if they had
time to fight with Alex.
423
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:21,980
You couldn't bail them out?
424
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,210
Of course
we could bail them out.
425
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,450
They wouldn't let us.
426
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,880
So they're staying in jail.
427
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:27,280
I don't understand this.
428
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,280
Why would they choose
to stay in jail?
429
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,010
Well, they wouldn't
sign the paper.
430
00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:32,350
What paper?
431
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,950
It was nothing...
Just an apology, that's all.
432
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,280
That's all?
433
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,950
Oh, and something about
never demonstrating again...
434
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,280
Routine stuff.
435
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,180
Routine stuff?
Sounds more like blackmail.
436
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,510
Grandpa, I'm surprised at you.
437
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,080
Can't you control
your own daughter?
438
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,180
Nope. Never could, either.
439
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:52,010
Our parents can't control
their daughters, either.
440
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,650
I guess you have
a lot in common.
441
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,750
I thought
it's supposed to get easier
442
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,780
as your kids get older.
443
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,280
I thought it was supposed
to get easier
444
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,450
as your parents got older.
445
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,180
Why were they
out there demonstrating
446
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,580
in the first place?
447
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:05,850
Today's Thanksgiving!
448
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,850
It's a day for tranquility,
449
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,540
for... for harmony, for peace!
450
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,330
Isn't that what they were
demonstrating for?
451
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,800
What about peace and harmony
in the home?
452
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:18,060
Don't you think they'd rather
be here with us than in jail?
453
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,860
Then why aren't they here?
454
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,600
Because they very firmly believe
that nuclear arms
455
00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:24,860
are threatening
the world's future.
456
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,400
Why don't they let other people
worry about that stuff?
457
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:28,930
Because they care.
458
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,630
They have to care in public?
459
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:34,200
They do everything else
in public.
460
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,300
Why go to jail
over something like this?
461
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,000
Nobody is insane enough
to use nuclear weapons,
462
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:41,030
not when they know the enemy
has them, too.
463
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,930
What if the people
in charge of the bomb
464
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,460
aren't as smart as you, Alex?
465
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,800
I still can't believe
they could do this to us.
466
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,600
I mean, how could they
be so selfish?
467
00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:51,700
Wait a minute.
What are they doing to us?
468
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:54,200
They're not the ones
who are being selfish.
469
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:57,260
We're here in a nice house,
surrounded by people we love.
470
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,930
They're in a jail cell
471
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,660
because of something
they believe in.
472
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:04,030
I think it takes a lot of guts
to do what they're doing.
473
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,260
Well, so do I.
474
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,800
And I'll tell you
something else.
475
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,930
I wish I'd had the guts
to go out there and demonstrate
476
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,300
with them today, instead
of staying here and cooking.
477
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:13,260
We all do, dear.
478
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:17,760
Well, I don't know
about the rest of you,
479
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,930
but I am going to have
Thanksgiving dinner
480
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,260
with my daughter
and my son-in-law.
481
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,000
I'm having dinner
with her daughter
482
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:26,230
and her son-in-law, too.
483
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,330
Anybody else?
484
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,300
You know, this place could use
some redecorating.
485
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,330
First thing I'd do
is take out those bars.
486
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,530
Yeah, it wouldn't take much...
Just a few green plants.
487
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,030
Maybe a throw rug right there.
488
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:53,230
Some end tables.
489
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,200
Fall in for grub!
490
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,600
Why do I suspect we'll be
disappointed with this meal?
491
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:02,060
Come on, honey. Let's go.
492
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:13,330
Uh, don't we get something
special for Thanksgiving?
493
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,730
Yeah. This is it.
494
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,900
Yellow water, with green stuff
floating in it?
495
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:20,300
You're lucky. Most days
you don't get the green stuff.
496
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,030
Well, have a happy,
safe Thanksgiving.
497
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:25,500
That man needs to get
outdoors more often.
498
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:38,000
Steven, do you think
we did the right thing?
499
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:41,130
I did until
they brought us this.
500
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,900
The kids are mad at us,
and dad's mad at us.
501
00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:45,930
I'm not mad at you.
502
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,760
That's quite a consolation.
503
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,260
Anybody here interested
in a home-cooked meal?
504
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,400
You don't know how wonderful
it is to see you guys!
505
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,700
What a great surprise!
506
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,100
Without you two at home,
507
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,800
it just didn't seem
like a holiday.
508
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:02,560
Well, we haven't been exactly
whooping it up in here, either.
509
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,830
I brought you this flower
for your hair, mommy.
510
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:05,930
Happy Thanksgiving.
511
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,000
Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
512
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:09,000
I missed you.
513
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:11,260
Not half as much
as we missed you.
514
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,930
Uh, where are the others?
515
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,630
Oh, well, uh, uh, oh, um,
516
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,600
well, it was hard
to get everyone in the car,
517
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,660
what with all the food and all.
518
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,330
They didn't want to come, huh?
519
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,860
If you're still here
at Christmas,
520
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,330
maybe Alex will drop in.
521
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,530
Well, I've got a lot of food
I cooked up here,
522
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,200
so let's get to it. Okay.
523
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,500
Uh, there's plenty for everyone
if you'd like a little taste!
524
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:36,830
Are you Kate? Yes.
525
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,330
No, thanks.
526
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,500
Well, we can't wait.
527
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:44,130
I think it's so sweet
528
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,560
that you thought
to bring food down to us.
529
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,900
Oh, I want to give you a hug!
530
00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:48,630
Yeah, come on, sweetheart.
531
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,430
Oh, uh...
532
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:53,000
Hey, wait a minute.
Let's do this right.
533
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:54,130
Come on.
534
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:56,930
I can't believe it!
535
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,460
You two can't even control
yourself in prison!
536
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,460
Hey, you guys!
537
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,530
Alex!
538
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,800
Grandpa!
539
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,100
I thought you weren't coming
540
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,260
until the... Cow
jumped over the moon.
541
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,900
Aw, that's just a figure
of speech, Jennifer.
542
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,060
It just didn't seem right,
that's all.
543
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,530
I mean, a family's
supposed to be together
544
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,060
for Thanksgiving.
545
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,360
Yeah, I know.
546
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,300
We're sorry if we spoiled
your Thanksgiving.
547
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:20,900
No, no, I think we're the ones
who should do the apologizing.
548
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,330
There's something grandma said
that made us realize
549
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,500
this is something you both
care very deeply about.
550
00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:27,500
What did she say?
551
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:30,360
This is something you both
feel very deeply about.
552
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,100
You really have
a way with words, grandma.
553
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:35,000
I just want you to know that
554
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:37,760
I respect the fact that you're
standing up for your beliefs,
555
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,700
even if I don't agree with them.
556
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:42,930
Yeah, I think that
goes for all of us.
557
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,560
Yeah... yeah, a-all of us.
558
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,330
I mean, I, uh,
559
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,860
I might not, uh, agree with
everything you have to say,
560
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,300
but what kind of
an American would I be
561
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:56,300
if I didn't support your right
to say it?
562
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:59,230
Thank you. It means a lot to us.
563
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,200
One of the happiest days
of my life.
564
00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,700
Hey, that's my handkerchief.
565
00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:09,660
Well, come on, let's eat.
566
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,930
Good idea!
567
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,930
Mom, how did you get
all that food in here?
568
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,700
Well, let's just say,
there isn't a guard in the joint
569
00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:17,130
who doesn't have one
of my dumplings.
570
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,360
It's a plot.
571
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,730
They'll all get sick,
and you can escape.
572
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,460
Let's save the sweet talk
for later and eat.
573
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,630
I'm starving.
574
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:26,200
Hey, do you want me to, uh,
575
00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:28,330
file the bars
or carve the Turkey?
576
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,900
Or I could file the bars
with the Turkey.
577
00:22:31,930 --> 00:22:35,160
This is turning out to be
a great Thanksgiving!
578
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,300
Oh, we've got our health,
we've got each other,
579
00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,800
we've got Turkey...
What else do we need?
580
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:43,130
Mommy, can I say
a Thanksgiving grace this year?
581
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,200
Of course, sweetheart.
582
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,230
Thank you, God,
for all the good things
583
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,500
that you've done this year,
584
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:50,460
and for keeping us
well and happy.
585
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,560
I'm really sorry
about that incident
586
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,030
with Ron Dorffman's lunchbox
and the turtle,
587
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:58,530
but we can discuss that later.
588
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,060
Most of all, I want to thank you
589
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,930
for watching over
mommy and daddy today
590
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,530
and not letting them be hurt.
591
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,400
They're the best parents
in the whole world...
592
00:23:06,430 --> 00:23:08,860
Even if they are
a couple of jailbirds.
593
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:11,600
Amen.
594
00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:13,660
Amen.Amen. Amen.Amen.
595
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,060
Kate: Well...
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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1 сезон 8 серия
«Скажем "нет" ядерному оружию»
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00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:08,430
Да ладно, Алекс,
просто поговорим.
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00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:09,600
Забудь, Дженнифер.
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00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:11,100
Не о чем тут говорить.
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00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:14,230
Но ты же мой старший брат.
Мне нужен совет.
7
00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,760
Ладно, валяй.
8
00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:19,500
Как думаешь, кто победит,
Нотр-Дам или ЮэССи?
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Пусть будет ЮэССи.
10
00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,100
Ну не знаю.
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00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:28,730
Ставки на ЮэССи один к двум.
Думаю, победит Нотр-Дам.
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Дженнифер, ты всегда
узнаёшь моё мнение,
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00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,060
а сама выбираешь других.
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00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,330
Точно, ни разу не подводило.
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Что ты готовишь, мам?
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00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,900
Ничего, Мэллори.
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00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:42,630
А я знаю.
Бобовая запеканка.
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00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:45,060
Вы что, защитники овощей?
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00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:47,560
Это же День благодарения,
а не Китайский новый год.
20
00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,960
Попробуем кое-что
новенькое в этот раз.
21
00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,700
Это же наш национальный праздник.
22
00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:54,170
Дженнифер не поймёт,
что значит День благодарения,
23
00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,530
если готовить
иностранную еду.
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00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,500
Я знаю, что это за праздник.
25
00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:02,500
Это когда Индейцы и первые
поселенцы ужинали <i>вместе</i>,
26
00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:05,410
а Индейцам после
пришлось платить.
27
00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,360
Дженнифер,
всё было совсем не так.
28
00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,380
Ты должна понимать, что
цивилизация движется вперёд.
29
00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:13,930
А двигаться лучше
по асфальтовым дорогам.
30
00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,060
Изначально Индейцы
владели нашей землёй.
31
00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:17,500
Но они её не использовали.
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00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:19,930
Они просто бродили,
готовили на костре,
33
00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,900
носили бусы,
жили в шалашах...
34
00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:25,060
Как мама с папой в прошлом.
35
00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:28,320
Алекс, факт в том, что мы
украли у них эту землю.
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00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:30,630
И что нам теперь делать,
вернуть?
37
00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:33,430
Да, можно начать
с твоей комнаты.
38
00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:34,800
Посмотри-ка, Элиза!
39
00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:38,000
Нашёл их на чердаке. Могут
пригодиться сегодня на митинге.
40
00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,300
И вам не стыдно?
41
00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:43,030
Не верится, что вы туда идёте.
Вы же выставляете себя дураками.
42
00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:47,100
Нет ничего постыдного в походе
на митинг против ядерного оружия.
43
00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:49,600
По-моему, этот плакат устарел.
44
00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:53,900
Он устарел ещё тогда.
45
00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:56,130
Макгаверн, Маски, Маккарти...
46
00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,360
Вы знаете толк в выборе
победителей.
47
00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,860
И тебе передалось это умение.
48
00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:07,300
Над вами все будут смеяться.
Вы же будете там самыми старыми.
49
00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,900
Ничего, Мэллори. Они будут
следить за нашим пульсом.
50
00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:13,330
Грустно, что вы не осознаёте
важность этого протеста.
51
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,220
И речь не об установке каких-то
водяных счётчиков.
52
00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,330
Речь – о будущем всего
человечества.
53
00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:20,530
И главный вопрос...
54
00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:23,230
почему мы продолжаем
делать водородные бомбы,
55
00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:26,480
когда уже имеющимися, можно
уничтожить весь мир 40 раз!
56
00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:29,080
Не надо драматизма, мама.
57
00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:31,150
Испокон веков
существовало оружие,
58
00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:33,550
и всегда были люди,
остро реагирующие на это.
59
00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:37,110
Уверен, что и на заре истории были
сочувствующие неандертальцы
60
00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,810
махающие каменными табличками:
"Любите, а не воюйте".
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00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:43,980
Алекс, неужели ты <i>за</i>
ядерное оружие?
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00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:46,080
Я за то, чтобы иметь его,
но не использовать.
63
00:03:46,110 --> 00:03:48,380
И зачем же оно тогда нужно?
64
00:03:48,410 --> 00:03:49,910
Глупый вопрос, Дженнифер.
65
00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:51,680
Это называется
"сдерживающая сила".
66
00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:54,910
У обеих сторон есть эта
"закрепляющая сила"?
67
00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,450
Сдерживающая, Дженнифер.
68
00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,010
То есть, чем больше оружия
у обеих сторон,
69
00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:00,980
тем меньше шансов
его использования.
70
00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:03,880
Почему обе стороны просто
не откажутся от <i>всего</i> оружия?
71
00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,290
Слишком поздно.
Мы уже за него заплатили.
72
00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:12,110
А мы с твоим отцом другого мнения.
И не мы одни.
73
00:04:12,150 --> 00:04:14,890
Сегодня там будет целая толпа.
74
00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:17,010
Да ладно, признайте,
вы идёте туда,
75
00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,620
чтобы снова почувствовать
себя молодыми.
76
00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:23,710
Нет, мы идём туда, чтобы однажды
вы тоже могли состариться.
77
00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,910
Папочка...
78
00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:30,210
Знай, что я поддерживаю
вас с мамой на все сто.
79
00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:33,260
Спасибо, Дженнифер.
Очень приятно это слышать.
80
00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:37,010
Я не хочу готовить к празднику,
я пойду с вами.
81
00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:40,810
Скоро приедут бабушка с дедушкой,
бабушка всё приготовит.
82
00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:43,550
Этого я и боюсь.
83
00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,300
Бабушка отлично готовит.
84
00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:46,740
Ты серьёзно?
85
00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,450
Я сделала подпорку для двери
из её последних печений.
86
00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,250
Что значит "Сила цветов"?
87
00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:58,160
Символ ушедшей эпохи.
Знаешь, любовь, цветы, мир...
88
00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:01,700
Аж мороз по коже.
89
00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:03,410
Дженнифер, не слушай его!
90
00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:07,650
"Сила цветов" означает
призыв к людям сложить оружие,
91
00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,150
и дарить друг другу
цветы и любовь.
92
00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:12,810
Все девушки закалывали
цветы себе в волосы.
93
00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:13,810
И ты тоже?
94
00:05:13,850 --> 00:05:15,780
Да, пока меня
не остановил твой отец.
95
00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:17,410
Он был против силы цветов?
96
00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:22,250
Нет, у него была аллергия.
Ему приходилось нелегко.
97
00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,580
Приехали!
98
00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:26,480
С Днём благодарения!
99
00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,010
- Я возьму.
- Давайте к столу!
100
00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:33,510
Я поставлю чайник.
101
00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,830
Кейт, вам не стоило
приносить свою посуду.
102
00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:38,000
Это всё печенье.
103
00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,510
В этом году
оно просто воздушное.
104
00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:46,580
Вчера она полдня с ним возилась,
чтоб сегодня испечь пирогов.
105
00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:48,650
Бабуля, ты будешь печь пироги?
106
00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,810
Ага.
107
00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,250
Но...
108
00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,050
У нас духовка барахлит.
109
00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,010
Дженнифер, духовка в порядке.
110
00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:58,410
Мам, мы очень рады,
но не ждали вас так рано.
111
00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:00,650
Мы хотели побольше
побыть с вами.
112
00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,850
Ещё у нас сломался телевизор,
а у деда игра.
113
00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:06,380
На кого ставишь, деда?
114
00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:08,180
О, шутишь?
115
00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:09,780
Нотр-Дам.
116
00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:12,150
Два к одному.
Это верняк.
117
00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:14,010
Давай пять.
118
00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:15,680
Слышал, Алекс?
119
00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,850
Мы приехали бы ещё раньше,
если бы не пробки.
120
00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,980
В центре намечается
какой-то нелепый митинг.
121
00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:27,850
Что за придурки будут
митинговать в День благодарения?
122
00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,050
Самые что не на есть
обычные люди.
123
00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,510
Вообще-то, пап, мы со
Стивеном собрались туда.
124
00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:40,680
А-а-а... Я почти купился.
125
00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:43,380
И даже на секунду поверил.
126
00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:45,010
Это правда, мы идём.
127
00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:46,710
А-а.
128
00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:48,410
И что сегодня за проблема?
129
00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:52,050
Конфликт на
судано-эфиопской границе?
130
00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:56,280
Избыток фтора в воде?
Избыток фтора в зубной пасте?
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Ядерное разоружение.
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О, приехали.
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Смотри, Кети, даже
достали старые плакаты.
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Чарли, не заводись, спокойно.
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Идя туда, вы только
помогаете противнику.
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Да, утром нам звонили из Кремля,
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и очень просили там быть,
так что, если не возражаешь...
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Вы что, никогда не учитесь?
Не мы начали гонку вооружений.
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Это Советы.
Мы просто пытаемся не отстать.
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А всё сводится к тому, что
обычные люди по всему миру
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стали заложниками в политических
разборках двух супердержав.
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Но так было всегда.
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Да, но не всегда у нас
было оружие,
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способное смести
цивилизацию одним махом.
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Чарли, эти правительства
должны наконец одуматься.
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Начинать следует точно не нам.
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Чарли, послушайте...
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Стивен, папа, спокойно.
Это же День благодарения.
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Не надо спорить.
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Мы просто уйдём
на пару часов.
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А когда вернёмся,
вместе сядем за стол.
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Это же праздник.
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Ты права. Извини.
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Так-то лучше.
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Если хотите протестовать,
это ваше дело.
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Кейт, мы скоро вернёмся.
Готовьте клюквенное варенье.
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Пап, хотите взять
печенье бабули с собой?
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Нет, спасибо.
Мы уже взяли бутерброды.
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Не есть, – кидаться.
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Какой счёт, дед?
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Он уснул недавно.
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Так какой счёт?
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Не знаю, как только он вырубился,
я переключила.
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Мыльная опера?
Как можно смотреть эту ересь?
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Сплошная чернуха
для слабоумных.
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- А это кто?
- Белинда.
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- А это её муж?
- Который из них?
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Тот, что в простыне.
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Нет, это водопроводчик.
Её мужа уволили, и он ушёл.
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После нервного срыва,
он уехал в Юнион-Сити,
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и теперь ведёт
кружок кройки и шитья.
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На кухне всё под контролем.
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Я не подпускаю
бабулю к духовке.
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Отлично.
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Отвлекла, как смогла...
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развешиванием
кухонных полотенец,
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сворачиванием и
разворачиванием пакетов.
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Молодец.
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Алекс, ты серьёзно?
Как ты можешь <i>это</i> смотреть?
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Я просто слежу за тем,
что вы смотрите.
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Мне не интересна эта ерунда.
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Мне тоже.
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Водопроводчик снова вернулся?
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Да.
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Он пришёл за Белиндой.
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Милый костюмчик.
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Лучше переключить на игру.
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Нам попадёт, если дед проснётся
и увидит, что мы это смотрим.
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Не говори глупости.
С ними не бывает проблем.
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Достаточно обнять их,
когда они приходят,
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сказать, что скучал, позволить
что-нибудь купить, и всё.
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Какой же ты сентиментальный.
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Знаете, иногда я думаю,
что было бы,
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будь <i>они</i> нашими родителями.
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Навряд ли они пошли бы
на этот митинг.
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И не стали бы целоваться перед нами,
как пара каких-то подростков.
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Мама бы забросила карьеру
и все эти женские собрания.
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Ты меркнешь в моих глазах.
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Приготовила бутербродов,
чтоб вы дотянули до ужина.
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Налетайте!
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Спасибо, бабуля!
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Мы... не хотим портить аппетит.
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Да ладно вам,
до ужина ещё далеко.
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Да, но твоя еда такая вкусная,
что мы не сможем остановиться.
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Вы <i>просто так</i> это говорите.
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Вовсе нет.
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А деду, похоже, это безразлично.
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Что это вы смотрите?
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Это... документальное кино.
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Водопроводчик снова вернулся?
Какой он настойчивый.
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Что я пропустил?
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Какой счёт?
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Чарли, тебе сварганить
перекусить?
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Нет.
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То есть... спасибо, не надо.
Не хочу портить аппетит.
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Не спи, судья!
Это явная задержка! Ты ослеп?
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А сейчас экстренный
выпуск новостей.
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Беспорядки вспыхнули днём
около опытного ядерного завода...
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Это же мама с папой!
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Неизвестно, кто
является зачинщиком...
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но многим придётся провести
День благодарения в тюрьме.
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Вы же не будете закрывать
нас в камере, ведь нет же?
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Как раз намеревался
это сделать.
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Формально, мы заключённые,
а вы полицейский.
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Но так ли уж это необходимо,
не чересчур ли это?
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Юморист.
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Когда можно выйти под залог?
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Это решает судья.
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Вряд ли его обрадует идея выхода
на работу в День благодарения.
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Хотите сказать, мы пробудем
здесь всю ночь?
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Если только судья не в отъезде.
В этом случае, ещё и выходные.
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Спасибо, что подбодрили.
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Невероятно!
Меня ещё не арестовывали.
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Не знаю, как себя вести,
что говорить.
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Я нормально одета?
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Идеально.
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Как будто знали,
что окажетесь в тюрьме.
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Слушайте, нам нужно
организоваться.
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Точно, нужно выбрать
представителя.
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Кого-нибудь уже
арестовывали?
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- Меня.
- И меня.
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Мы вместе.
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Вы познакомились в тюрьме?
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Нет, нас вместе арестовали
в Вашингтоне
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на шествии в поддержку мира.
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Меня тоже там арестовывали.
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За протест против войны?
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Нет, за вооружённый налёт.
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Да ладно, ребят, не нервничайте.
Я уже отсидел и исправился.
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Почти.
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00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:42,550
Что значит "почти"?
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Сегодня меня взяли на митинге.
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Нас тоже.
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За карманную кражу.
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Так, так, всё нормально.
Слушайте.
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Неважно за что мы здесь,
главное...
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что все мы здесь вместе.
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Думаю, у каждого сейчас на уме
одно: "Как нам отсюда выйти?"
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У кого какие предложения?
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Да, пожалуйста.
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Нам надо связать
все простыни вместе,
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свесить их из окна,
и спуститься по стене.
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- У нас нет простыней.
- И окон тоже.
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А так, идейка неплохая.
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Мам, пап, как вы?!
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- Алекс!
- Алекс!
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- Как ты?
- Нормально.
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Привет, пап.
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Здравствуйте, Чарли.
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Знакомая картина.
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Помнится, я доставал
вас из-за решётки.
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Никого из нас не надо
доставать, Чарли.
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А тут пару особ не против.
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Как Дженнифер и Мэллори?
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Все в порядке, мам.
Не волнуйся.
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Как вы узнали про нас?
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Вы в новостях.
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И у нас есть хорошие для вас.
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Всех, кто участвовал в митинге,
отпустят. Судья выдал санкцию.
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00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:53,750
Только подпишите это,
и вы свободны.
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Как условие освобождения
я, нижеподписавшийся,
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обязуюсь никогда больше
не принимать участия
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в протестах против
ядерного вооружения.
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Кроме того, я приношу
публичные извинения...
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Шантаж чистой воды!
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00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,600
Будьте добры,
экземплярчик передайте.
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И как тебе это?
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00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,550
Элиза, мы не должны этого
подписывать. Это дело принципа.
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00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,410
Подождите, это вам
не выходные на Гавайях.
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Это тюрьма!
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00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:20,550
Тут сплошные уголовники,
отбросы общества и всякий сброд!
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Без обид.
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Идёт.
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Алекс, это незаконно!
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Они предлагают
отказаться от основного
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конституционного права –
права на собственное мнение.
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00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:37,340
Это просто лист бумаги.
Он не изменит ваших взглядов.
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Это изменит моё
отношение к себе.
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00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,510
Подписав эти бумаги,
я обману себя.
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00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,550
Есть и другие люди, о которых
ты должен заботиться.
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Могу напомнить их имена:
Алекс, Мэллори и Дженнифер.
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Я о <i>вас</i> и думаю.
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Вы должны знать, что ваш отец
может постоять за свои убеждения.
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00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:58,410
Пап, я верю тебе на слово.
Просто поехали домой.
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00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:00,680
Что скажете, нам
подписывать или нет?
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00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:05,680
Ответ очевиден, как думаете?
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- Точно!
- Тогда отлично!
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Прощайте.
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Мы вместе!
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Хорошая попытка.
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Прости, Алекс. Я не могу.
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Мама...
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Алекс, я очень хочу домой,
но я это не подпишу.
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Пойми меня правильно.
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00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,410
Хотите остаться здесь, что ж...
Пойдём, Алекс.
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- Папа, Алекс...
- Алекс, послушай...
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Попытайся нас понять.
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Я знаю, что с ними не так.
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00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,560
Они до сих пор думают,
что смогут изменить мир.
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Приехали!
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00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,580
А где мама с папой?
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00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:08,980
Почему они не с вами?
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00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,760
Я скажу вам кое-что
про наших родителей.
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Они упрямые и безрассудные.
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Я состарюсь из-за них
раньше времени.
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Они в порядке, если даже
с Алексом успели поссориться.
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00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:21,980
Не мог их вытащить?
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00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:25,820
Конечно же, мог. Они не позволили.
Решили остаться в тюрьме.
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Я не понимаю,
почему они так решили?
330
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,010
Не захотели подписать бумаги.
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Какие?
332
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,950
Пустяковые.
Простое извинение.
333
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,280
И всё?
334
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,950
Ещё что-то об отказе
участия в митингах...
335
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,280
Обычное дело.
336
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,120
Обычное?
Звучит, как шантаж.
337
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:46,060
Дед, как же так? Ты не можешь
управиться с родной дочерью?
338
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,120
Увы, и так было всегда.
339
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:52,010
Наши родители тоже
с нами не управляются.
340
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,650
У вас с ними много общего.
341
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,780
Думал, станет проще,
когда дети повзрослеют.
342
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,450
А я думал, станет проще,
когда родители повзрослеют.
343
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,580
Им с самого начала не надо
было идти на этот митинг.
344
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:10,540
Сегодня же День благодарения!
День спокойствия, гармонии и мира!
345
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,270
Разве не за это они выступали?
346
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,800
А как же мир и гармония дома?
347
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:18,060
Думаешь, им нравится быть
в тюрьме, а не здесь?
348
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,860
Почему же они не вернулись?
349
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,600
Потому что они свято верят,
что ядерное оружие...
350
00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:24,860
это угроза будущему
всего мира.
351
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,400
Пускай другие об этом беспокоятся.
352
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:28,930
Это их очень волнует.
353
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,630
Но зачем волноваться
на публике?
354
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:34,200
Они <i>всё</i> делают на публике.
355
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,300
Глупо идти в тюрьму ради этого.
356
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,000
Нужно спятить, чтобы
применить ядерное оружие,
357
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:41,030
зная, что у противника
оно тоже есть.
358
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,460
А вдруг ответственные люди
не такие умные как ты?
359
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:49,600
Как они могли так поступить
с нами? Это эгоистично.
360
00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:54,200
А как они поступили с нами?
Эгоисты в данном случае не они.
361
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:57,260
Мы с вами тут, в этом доме,
вокруг любящие люди.
362
00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:00,660
А они за решёткой
за свои убеждения.
363
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:04,030
Нужно много смелости,
чтобы поступить так же.
364
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,800
Это верно.
И ещё кое-что.
365
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:09,560
Хотела бы я иметь волю,
чтоб пойти с ними,
366
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,330
вместо того чтоб готовить здесь.
367
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:14,780
Мы бы все этого хотели.
368
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:19,930
Не знаю как вы, но я собираюсь
отпраздновать День благодарения
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00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,260
вместе с дочерью и зятем.
370
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:26,230
И я буду праздновать
с её дочерью и её зятем.
371
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,330
Кто ещё желает?
372
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,300
Этому местечку
не помешает ремонт.
373
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,330
Для начала можно убрать
эти решётки.
374
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:50,030
Да, слегка озеленить по кругу.
Расстелить ковёр в центре.
375
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:53,230
Пару журнальных столиков.
376
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,200
Кушать подано!
377
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,680
Почему я подозреваю, что
эта еда нам не понравиться?
378
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:02,060
Ладно, пошли.
379
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:13,330
А нам не полагается что-то
особенное в честь праздника?
380
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,730
Да, оно и есть.
381
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,900
Жёлтая жидкость
с чем-то зелёным?
382
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:20,300
Точно, в обычные дни
зелёного не дают.
383
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,030
Счастливого Дня благодарения.
384
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:25,500
Им нужно почаще
бывать в ресторанах.
385
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:38,000
Стивен, думаешь,
мы правильно поступили?
386
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:41,130
Не сомневался, пока они
не принесли нам это.
387
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,900
Дети на нас злятся,
папа на нас злится.
388
00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:45,930
<i>Я</i> не злюсь на вас.
389
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,760
Это очень утешает.
390
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,260
Кто тут хочет домашней еды?
391
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,400
Не представляете, насколько
мы рады вас видеть!
392
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,700
Вот это сюрприз!
393
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,800
Какой же это праздник без вас?
394
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:02,560
Мы тоже тут без вас
не плясали от радости.
395
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,810
Я принесла тебе этот цветок
для волос. С Днём благодарения.
396
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,000
Спасибо, милая.
397
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:09,000
Я очень соскучилась.
398
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:11,260
А мы ещё больше.
399
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,930
А где остальные?
400
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,630
Остальные...
401
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:20,660
Они в машину не поместились
со всей этой едой.
402
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,330
Не захотели ехать?
403
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:26,330
Если вы пробудете здесь до
Рождества, может, Алекс и созреет.
404
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:31,200
Я наготовила целую гору еды,
нужно только принести.
405
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,500
Еды хватит на всех,
не хотите перекусить?
406
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:36,830
- Вы Кейт?
- Да.
407
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,330
Нет, спасибо.
408
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:45,560
А мы не откажемся. Так мило,
что ты принесла нам поесть.
409
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,900
Давайте обнимемся!
410
00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:48,630
Так, милая, иди-ка.
411
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:54,050
Постойте.
Сделаем это правильно.
412
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:59,460
Глазам не верю!
И тюрьма вас ничему не учит!
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00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,460
Дети!
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00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,530
Алекс!
415
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:06,260
Деда! А разве рак на горе
уже просвистел?
416
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,900
Дженнифер,
это просто фигура речи.
417
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,060
Это как-то неправильно.
418
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:15,060
В День благодарения вся
семья должна быть вместе.
419
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,300
Да, простите, что
испортили вам праздник.
420
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:20,900
Нет, это мы должны извиниться.
421
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,260
Бабуля помогла нам понять,
422
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:25,500
что есть что-то, за что вы
искренне переживаете.
423
00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:27,500
Что она вам сказала?
424
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:30,360
Что есть что-то, за что вы
искренне переживаете.
425
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,100
Умеешь ты подобрать
слова, бабуля.
426
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:35,000
Хочу, чтоб вы знали, что
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00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:37,760
я уважаю ваше желание
отстаивать свои убеждения,
428
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,700
даже если сам я
с ними не согласен.
429
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:42,930
Это относится ко всем нам.
430
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,560
Да, да. Ко всем.
431
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,860
Я... возможно согласен
не со всем сказанным вами,
432
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,210
но какой же я буду американец,
433
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,350
если не признаю вашего
права сказать это.
434
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:59,230
Спасибо. Очень приятно
это слышать.
435
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,200
Это самый счастливый
день в моей жизни.
436
00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,700
Это мой носовой платок.
437
00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:09,660
Давайте уже есть!
438
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,930
Хорошо сказано!
439
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,930
Мам, как ты пронесла всё это?
440
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,130
Скажу так. Какой полицейский
откажется от моих блинчиков?
441
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,360
Это заговор.
442
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,730
Им станет плохо,
и вы сможете сбежать.
443
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,630
Разговоры в сторону,
приступаем к трапезе.
444
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:28,330
Ну что, подпилим решётку
или разрежем индейку?
445
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,900
Или и то и другое?
446
00:22:31,930 --> 00:22:35,160
Это будет отличный
День благодарения!
447
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,300
Мы все здоровы,
мы все вместе,
448
00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,800
у нас есть индейка...
Что ещё нужно?
449
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:43,130
Мамочка, можно я произнесу
праздничную молитву?
450
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,200
Конечно, детка.
451
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:48,500
Спасибо, Боже, за всё хорошее,
что ты сделал для нас в этом году,
452
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:50,460
и за то, что защитил нас.
453
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:55,030
Прости, что я подложила
лягушку в обед Рона Дорфмана.
454
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:58,530
Но мы это обсудим позже.
455
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,930
Спасибо тебе, что присмотрел
за мамой и папой сегодня,
456
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,530
и сохранил их невредимыми.
457
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:08,860
Они лучшие родители на свете,
хоть и загремели за решётку.
458
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:11,600
Аминь.
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00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:13,660
Аминь.
460
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:17,630
Ну, налетайте!
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