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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?
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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?
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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?
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? on the night we kissed
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? and I can't remember
what I ever did before ?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? and there ain't no nothin' ?
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? we can't love
each other through ?
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? ooh-hoo
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? sha-la-la-la
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hi, Mr. Adler.
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Oh, hello, Alex. How are you?
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I'm fine. I'm sorry I'm late.
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You're not late.
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I am. I'm eight minutes late.
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Eight minutes is not late.
A week is late.
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If you put in a time clock
like I suggested,
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you can keep track
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of the comings and goings
of your employees.
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You're my only employee, Alex.
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It's the principle, Mr. Adler.
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You should be angry at me
for being late.
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All right. Where were you
for eight minutes?
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I had a meeting of the
Young Entrepreneurs' Club.
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Is that what you do
with your time after school?
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You should be in Little League.
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I'm 17 years old, Mr. Adler.
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Little League
only goes up to 12.
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So? You'd be the best one.
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Excuse me. Where are the olives?
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What do you want olives for?
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Is it required that I tell you?
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Nah, I'm just curious.
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I can't eat them myself.
Heartburn.
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Well, thank you
for sharing that with me.
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So, where are they?
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Oh, usually I get the pains
right here.
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. The olives.
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Oh, well, if we have any,
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they'll be on the other side
of the store somewhere.
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Olives are at the end
of aisle 2,
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second shelf from the bottom.
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We got a few
of the regular ones left,
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and we also have
the pimiento-stuffed ones.
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$1.39 a small jar,
$2.14 for the large.
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He's good, isn't he?
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So, how's business today,
Mr. Adler?
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Business?
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Why do you bring up business,
Alex?
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I don't know. Seemed like
the appropriate place.
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Today business stunk.
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It stunk yesterday, too.
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In fact, business
has stunk since 1957.
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It was right after
that Sputnik thing.
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Sputnik goes up,
business goes down. Go figure.
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I keep telling you, Mr. Adler,
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you could have
a real moneymaker here.
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You just got to be
more aggressive.
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You know, the building
next door's for lease.
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You could rent it out,
knock out the wall in between,
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and double the size
of your store.
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Alex,
if I knocked down that wall,
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where would I hang up my coat?
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You got to think big, Mr. Adler.
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You got to be more competitive.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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There's gonna be
a beautiful sunset today.
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I want you to take off early
to watch it.
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Mr. Adler, do you
ever hear a word I say?
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No. But I like
the sound of your voice.
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All set, Mrs. Crenshaw?
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Well, yes. Except for one thing.
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I don't mean to complain,
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but is the milk
supposed to be frozen?
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Alex, the cooler broke.
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All the milk froze.
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Yeah, okay.
I'll take care of it.
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Watch what I do this time,
Mr. Adler,
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so you can fix it
if it happens when I'm not here.
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Okay, first,
turn the thermostat to low.
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Then shut this valve
on the side all the way off.
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Then open it up again
real quick,
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and then turn it once.
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Wait for four seconds.
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Open the valve back up again.
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Turn the thermostat
back up again.
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And if that doesn't work...
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Do that.
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I'm surprised I didn't think
to do that myself.
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He's a good boy.
Oh, he's the best.
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You know, he's the president of
the Young Entrepreneurs' Club.
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I'm not the president.
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I'm the vice president.
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A heartbeat away.
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Hello, Alex.
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How you doing, Mr. Adler?
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Hello, Skippy.
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Mr. Adler, is it okay
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if I open up this box
of ice-cream sandwiches?
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I just want one.
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You can't do that, Skippy.
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No one is gonna want to buy
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an open box
of ice-cream sandwiches.
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Alex, let him have
his ice cream.
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Thank you, Mr. Adler.
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You're screwing up
our inventory, you know.
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You're gonna have that
on your conscience.
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Alex,
I happen to be your neighbor.
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I think you could be just
a little bit more polite to me.
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The fact that we're neighbors,
Skippy, is nothing more
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than an unfortunate
geographical accident.
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And I don't think
I should be punished further
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by having to talk to you.
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Well, uh, how's Mallory?
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She's fine.
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You know, uh,
she's really pretty.
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Thank you, Skippy.
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Doe she talk about me much?
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Yeah. Sometimes late at night,
she cries out your name.
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You mean it?
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Look, I'm working here,
Skippy. Do you mind?
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Okay, okay. I'm going.
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Oh, Alex, they're advertising
for a new stock boy
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down the street at the big
shop-a-lot supermarket.
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Well, why don't you go
and apply for it?
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Why should I do that?
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Because it's a big place
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and they pay more
and they give promotions.
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And if you get it,
then I could have your job here.
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Forget it, Skippy.
I like it here.
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Alex...
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I always thought
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you wanted to be
a big success in life.
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Were those just idle words,
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or do you practice
what you preach?
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Skippy, remember
when we were little kids
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and I accidentally
ran over you with my bicycle?
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Yeah.
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I drive a car now.
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Mom, I'm absolutely positive
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that Brad Hunter
wants to ask me out.
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How are you so sure, Mallory?
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Well, he came up to me
today after homeroom,
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and he asked me
if I had a nice weekend.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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I think we missed something.
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And what did you say to him?
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Well I told him I had
a terrible, boring weekend.
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What else?
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You had a wonderful weekend,
Mallory.
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I know, mom,
but if Brad knew that,
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he'd think I had an active,
fulfilling social life,
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and he wouldn't ask me out
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'cause he'd think
I already had plans.
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How did we overlook the obvious?
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Hi, sweetheart. Hi, kids.
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Hi. Hi. How was work?
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Oh, crazy.
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We were swamped with phone calls
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over that installment
of "Madame Bovary"
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we showed last night.
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A lot of people took offense
at the bedroom scene.
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Can you believe how prudish
some people are?
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They objected
to the bedroom scene?
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Yep.
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That scene was so mild, dad.
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Well, I know. That...
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Wait a minute. What were you
doing watching that?
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Uh...
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I wanted to see
if it was as good as the book.
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Hello. Hi.
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Alex, you're an hour late.
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Well, I'm sorry, mom.
But it was worth it.
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As of today,
I have taken the first step
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on the path to riches.
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My foot is poised
on the bottom rung
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of the corporate ladder.
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I've set the ball rolling.
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I've put the wheels in motion
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towards my future
wealth and prosperity.
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My shoulder is firmly against
the grindstone
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of economic success.
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Try it with a few more metaphors
this time, Alex.
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Well, I stopped by
that new shop-a-lot
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on the way home from work. Yeah.
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See, Skippy Handelman told me
that they had an opening
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for a new stock boy.
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So I gave them my r?sum?,
I had a brief interview,
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and I think
they're impressed by me.
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Remind me never to shop there.
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Wait a minute.
What about your job at Adler's?
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Well, I'd, uh...
I'd have to give that up.
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I thought you loved
working for Mr. Adler.
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Well, I do.
Mr. Adler's a great guy.
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But I'm stagnating there.
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Let's face it, dad.
My work at Adler's is done.
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It's time for me to move on.
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What are you...
The lone ranger?
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Wait a minute, Alex.
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Shouldn't you give this
a little more thought?
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I mean, to just leave like that
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after the way
Mr. Adler's treated you?
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Well, don't worry, mom.
I've thought it through.
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Mr. Adler will understand.
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I'm not being impetuous.
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What's "impetuous"?
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It's when you do something
without thinking it through.
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Like when you decided
to have Alex?
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The opening is for
a junior-stock-boy trainee.
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It's in the pet supplies
department.
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I would be in charge
of cat toys.
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Cat toys.
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See, you're in
over your head, Alex.
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You mean your entire job
would revolve around cat toys?
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Mom, you make it sound
so unimportant.
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Do you realize
how many different kinds
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of cat toys there are?
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There are
the little plastic balls
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with the bells inside
and the little furry birds
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and the chew toys
that remove tartar and plaque
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from the teeth.
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I could go on forever.
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Please don't.
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Alex, there's just
a lot of factors involved here,
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a lot of things to consider.
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Hello.
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Yes, he is. Who's calling?
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Alex, it's for you.
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It's a Bobby Cahill
from the shop-a-lot.
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Hello, Mr. Cahill.
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Yeah, okay. Bobby.
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Oh, wow. That's great.
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That's very flattering.
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Thanks a lot.
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Well, I got the job.
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Well, uh, congratulations.
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And Bobby says it's conceivable
that within a year,
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I could be assistant manager
of pet supplies.
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Dare to dream, Alex.
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Alex: Okay, Mr. Adler.
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Try and remember
this time, okay?
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Thermostat, valve, wait...
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Valve.
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Kick. Got it?
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Maybe it would help
if you set it to music.
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? thermostat, valve,
wait, valve, kick ?
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I give up.
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Oh. You want a nectarine?
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Uh, no, thanks.
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Listen, Mr. Adler,
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I have something
I have to tell you.
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You're sure
you don't want a nectarine?
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00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,650
They're in season now.
260
00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,680
No. I'm sure. Listen...
Well, take a plum, then.
261
00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:49,910
No, I don't want any produce,
thank you.
262
00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:52,210
Isn't the rain remarkable, Alex?
263
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,580
What do you mean?
264
00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:56,880
Well, it's the completion
of a cycle.
265
00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:58,250
Everything is in motion,
266
00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,380
and yet all things return
to their original source.
267
00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:02,780
Very poetic.
268
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,050
It's also wet.
269
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,750
That's true.
270
00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:07,280
Mr. Adler.
271
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,810
What is it?
272
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,550
There was an opening
for a stock boy
273
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:15,680
at shop-a-lot supermarket.
274
00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:17,850
I took the job.
I start next week.
275
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,510
Do you think
you can handle both jobs?
276
00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:23,350
No, I don't.
277
00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:25,510
Why do you burden yourself,
Alex?
278
00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:28,650
Did this come out of that
Entrepreneurs' Club stuff?
279
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,010
Mr. Adler, you don't understand.
280
00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:32,350
See, I'm not gonna be working
here anymore.
281
00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,150
Oh.
282
00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:37,050
I see.
283
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,380
You're going to work there
instead of working here?
284
00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,480
Well, yeah.
285
00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,910
But don't worry. I'm not gonna
leave you shorthanded.
286
00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:46,480
I've been breaking in
Skippy Handelman.
287
00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:47,780
He's gonna take over for me.
288
00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:50,550
Alex, if you need more money,
I could probably...
289
00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,780
No, no, it's not the money,
Mr. Adler.
290
00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:54,910
I mean, sure,
they pay a little bit more,
291
00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:57,550
but that's not
why I took the job.
292
00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,210
Then why?
293
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,550
Because
it's a great opportunity.
294
00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:05,450
I'm gonna be in charge
of the entire cat-toy operation.
295
00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:08,850
They make toys for cats?
296
00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,210
Sure.
297
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:15,110
Why do cats need toys?
298
00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:19,080
They're pets.
They're not under any pressure.
299
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,380
Mr. Adler, you don't understand.
300
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:24,650
See, this shop-a-lot
is a terrific place.
301
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,810
It's virtually
on the cutting edge
302
00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:28,650
of creative supermarketing.
303
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,510
They got 21 aisles.
304
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:32,380
They're open 24 hours.
305
00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:35,410
They've got camping,
sporting goods, shoe trees.
306
00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,550
They've even got
an automatic sprinkler system
307
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,050
for the vegetables.
308
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,380
If I was a younger man
I'd take the job myself.
309
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,780
You're not upset with me,
are you?
310
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,350
It's nothing personal.
311
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,980
Well, I'll see you.
312
00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:55,480
Good night.
313
00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:58,350
And, uh, thanks for everything.
314
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,610
You know, Alex,
315
00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:04,350
if cat toys mean so much to you,
316
00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:06,080
we could sell them here.
317
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:08,310
I took the job, Mr. Adler.
318
00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:09,750
I see.
319
00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:11,150
Good night.
320
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,680
Oh, uh, just a minute, Alex.
321
00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:26,280
I don't want you
to catch a cold.
322
00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,750
Well, mom, I was right.
About what?
323
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:43,810
About Brad Hunter.
324
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,080
He asked me out today
for Friday night.
325
00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:46,250
Oh. Ah. That's wonderful.
326
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,480
You know, to be honest,
327
00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,710
I thought you should have been
328
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,980
more straightforward with him,
329
00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,880
but I guess you knew
what you were doing.
330
00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:54,450
So, where is he taking you
Friday night?
331
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,450
No. I told him I was busy.
332
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,410
You're not busy Friday night.
333
00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:00,480
Of course not, mom.
334
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:01,610
But I can't let Brad think
335
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,950
I was just waiting for him
to ask me out.
336
00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:06,650
Oh, Mallory. Why don't you just
deal honestly with Brad
337
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,280
and let fate take its course?
338
00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:10,850
There's no talking to you
sometimes, dad.
339
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,710
Alex, put away your homework
at the dinner table.
340
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,750
I got an oral report
for history class tomorrow, dad.
341
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,310
I don't care
if you're testifying
342
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,880
before a congressional
committee.
343
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:26,950
Study after dinner.
344
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,250
I can't. I've got to go
to the shop-a-lot tonight.
345
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,050
I'm getting picked up
in a few minutes.
346
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,380
Now, just a minute.
347
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,610
You've worked every afternoon
348
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,510
and evening
for the past two weeks.
349
00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:37,510
Well, I know, mom,
but this isn't work.
350
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,880
Well, not technically.
351
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:40,610
It's a special
evening training program
352
00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:41,610
for the new stock boys.
353
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:42,810
Tonight we have a meeting
354
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:45,710
on the creative monitoring
of canned-goods inventory.
355
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,780
Boy, you don't want to
miss that, Alex.
356
00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:49,850
Well, I can't miss it.
357
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,310
I got to attend
all the evening meetings
358
00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:52,810
to be eligible
for my first promotion.
359
00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:55,580
Ah, it's probably Skippy.
360
00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,150
He's having some problems
at Mr. Adler's.
361
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,310
He wants to talk to me.
362
00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,250
Alex, this time
you really got to help me out.
363
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,010
Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Keaton.
Hi, Jennifer.
364
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,550
Hi, Skippy. Oh! Hello, Mallory.
365
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,650
Those are lovely sneakers
you're wearing.
366
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,080
They sure do flatter your feet.
367
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:13,450
Skippy, try to keep
your hormones under control
368
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,680
for about five minutes, okay?
369
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:15,950
I'm doing the best I can, Alex.
370
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,480
She's really pretty.
371
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,050
Yeah. What do you need to know?
372
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,780
I got to get going
in a few minutes.
373
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,910
Oh, uh, first of all,
374
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,350
we're all out
of disposable diapers.
375
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,310
I looked all over.
I couldn't find them.
376
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:27,450
Look again.
They're in the storeroom
377
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,580
behind the cling peaches
in heavy syrup.
378
00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:33,110
Don't toy with me, Alex.
They're not there!
379
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,350
They're in the storeroom,
Skippy.
380
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,150
No. No, no, no, no.
Not the storeroom.
381
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,380
Don't make me go in there, Alex.
382
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,750
The place is a jungle.
I can't find anything in there.
383
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,480
Alex, I can't handle this job.
384
00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,450
Get a grip on yourself, Skippy.
385
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,810
Look, I'll draw you a map
of the storeroom,
386
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,580
and I'll show you
where everything is, all right?
387
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:50,080
Okay. Maps are good.
Just draw neat.
388
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:52,550
Anyway, mom, I'm sure
Brad will ask me out again.
389
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:54,180
Next time he does,
I'll just say yes.
390
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,150
But now you don't have a date
for Friday night.
391
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,950
So I don't have a date
for this Friday.
392
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,910
It's not the end of the world.
393
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:04,210
I'll find something to do,
no matter how stupid.
394
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,810
I'm free on Friday night.
395
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:08,350
Not that stupid.
396
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:12,050
I'll get it. I'll get it.
397
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,050
Hi, Bobby.
398
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,680
Come on in. How you doing, 28?
399
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:15,680
Fine.
400
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:19,510
Uh, Bobby, these are my sisters.
401
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,680
These are my parents.
402
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,780
Uh, this is Skippy Handelman.
403
00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:23,850
How does Skippy fit in?
404
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,950
He doesn't.
405
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,180
Everybody, this is Bobby Cahill.
406
00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,210
He's the senior stock boy
in charge of my training.
407
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,880
Bobby, nice to meet you.
408
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:31,950
So, uh, well,
409
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,280
how's he working out down there?
410
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,380
Are you kidding? Number 28 here
is really coming along.
411
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,510
We have high hopes for him
down at the market.
412
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:39,710
28?
413
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,510
Well, I'm junior stock boy
number 28
414
00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:42,580
down at the store.
415
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:43,980
You must be very proud of him.
416
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,050
Yes, I am.
417
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,880
And I know that my wife here,
Mrs. 28,
418
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:49,510
feels the same way.
419
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:50,510
Well, you should.
420
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,350
He's got a real knack
for cat toys.
421
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,510
Really... really taken
the place by storm.
422
00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:59,180
Well, the cat toys are calling.
423
00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,280
See you later.
424
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,280
Nice meeting you.
425
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,810
Pleasure, Bobby. Bye-bye.
426
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:06,250
So, uh, Mallory,
can I wash your dishes for you?
427
00:16:07,810 --> 00:16:08,980
You can wash mine.
428
00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:23,850
Wouldn't you be more comfortable
in your own bed?
429
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,980
Oh, hi, mom.
430
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,850
I was just studying.
431
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,610
Interesting method.
432
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,650
Yeah, well,
I guess I'm pretty tired.
433
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,510
Why don't you go upstairs
and go to sleep?
434
00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:35,110
Can't. Got to prepare
this oral report
435
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:36,410
for history class tomorrow.
436
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,780
I just got back from the store.
437
00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:41,850
How was work? Fine.
438
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,250
Did you know that ongoing
computerized inventory control
439
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,750
is 71% more efficient
than weekly checks?
440
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,550
I've always suspected it.
441
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,580
You want some warm milk?
442
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:53,650
Sure.
443
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,910
How are you enjoying it...
Your new job?
444
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,180
Well, it's fine, I guess.
445
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,410
Most of the people
seem pretty nice.
446
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:06,050
Except for 17 and 24...
They're a little standoffish.
447
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,310
Higher numbers are usually
easier to get along with.
448
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,480
The truth is...
449
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:14,010
I don't talk to anybody
when I'm working.
450
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,610
But they look like nice people.
451
00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:19,680
Anyway, I'm going on the
assumption that they're nice.
452
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,710
That's strange.
453
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,980
What?
454
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,980
The milk from Adler's is frozen.
455
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,650
Oh, I told Skippy about that.
456
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,010
The cooler breaks down,
and the milk freezes.
457
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,080
Remind me
to yell at him tomorrow.
458
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,150
Oh, Alex, you are so tense.
459
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,610
I'm not tense.
460
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:38,750
Anyway, mom, I told you.
461
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:40,950
I have to work these hours
at shop-a-lot.
462
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,250
If I don't, I'm gonna stay
463
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,150
junior stock boy
number 28 forever.
464
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,210
No advancement, no promotions.
465
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,450
But is it worth it,
making yourself miserable?
466
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,550
Of course it's worth it.
467
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:54,180
Every time I take a package
of furry mice out of the carton
468
00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:57,550
or... or stamp the price
on a box of buzzy balls
469
00:17:57,580 --> 00:18:00,380
or put a catnip punching bag
up on the shelf,
470
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:03,880
I know I'm one step closer
to the executive suite.
471
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:08,080
I guess the road to success
is paved with kitty litter.
472
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:10,410
Don't misunderstand
what I'm gonna say, Alex.
473
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,710
I mean, I don't want to tell you
how to live your life
474
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,910
or what kind of person
you should be.
475
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:17,610
Just... just think of this
as food for thought.
476
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,050
Maybe I shouldn't say it.
477
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,280
No. Say what?
478
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,710
Your father and I have made
479
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,310
specific career choices
over the years.
480
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:28,410
Your dad could be managing
a network affiliate station
481
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:31,350
instead of a PBS station
and earning a lot more money.
482
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,550
I could be working
at a big architectural firm
483
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,680
instead of
working independently.
484
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,810
Do you understand why we made
485
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,180
the choices that we've made?
486
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:41,810
No, but it's your life.
487
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:44,610
Okay, let's say that
all your hard work pays off
488
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:45,910
and you get your promotion
489
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,980
and you're made assistant
manager of cat supplies.
490
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:50,810
What then?
491
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,150
Well, then I work towards
492
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:53,950
becoming manager
of pet supplies.
493
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,050
But where does it end, Alex?
494
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,910
I don't know.
Chairman of the cat toys?
495
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:01,950
I guess what I'm trying to say
is this.
496
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,480
Do you ever envision yourself
reaching a point
497
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,780
where you're
intrinsically satisfied
498
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:07,980
with the work that you're doing?
499
00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:10,150
Where you're no longer
working to get ahead
500
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,980
but simply because you enjoy it?
501
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,950
I don't know, mom.
502
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:17,610
I just can't make that
a priority right now.
503
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,380
I mean, if I wanted to be
enjoying what I was doing,
504
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,480
I might as well
still be working at Mr. Adler's.
505
00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,680
That didn't come out right.
506
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,010
Hi, Mr. Adler.
507
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:40,250
Alex? How are you?
508
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,410
I'm fine. How are you?
509
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:42,850
Fine. Fine.
510
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,980
Uh, listen, I accidentally
511
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,350
wore my apron home
the last time I worked.
512
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,550
My mom washed it.
513
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,650
Uh, there it is.
514
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,910
Thank you.
515
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:58,010
I just thought I'd bring it by
in case you might need it.
516
00:19:58,050 --> 00:19:59,780
I realize you have
two other ones,
517
00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:02,210
but, um, one of them
has a big stain in the front,
518
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,580
and the other one's
missing the "g" in "grocery."
519
00:20:04,610 --> 00:20:08,750
It just says "Adler's rocery."
520
00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:11,110
Well, good, good. Fine.
521
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:14,180
I mean, we wouldn't
want to throw people off.
522
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:17,480
This definitely is the best
apron out of the three.
523
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,410
Thank you.
524
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,280
So, how's your new job, Alex?
525
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:32,210
Oh, it's great.
It's, uh, really great.
526
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,450
I like it a lot.
527
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,850
I'm glad to hear that.
528
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,950
So, anyway, I brought
that apron back for you.
529
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,680
My best one.
530
00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:43,650
Well, I'd better get going.
531
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,510
Take care of yourself, Alex.
532
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,580
Yeah, you too.
533
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:50,280
Excuse me. Do you carry
any non-dairy creamer?
534
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:51,350
Non-dairy creamer?
535
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,680
Yeah. All your milk is frozen.
536
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:59,280
Well, do you have any, huh?
537
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,110
About the non-dairy creamer.
538
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,150
Mr. Adler, you know what
I do all day at the shop-a-lot?
539
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,750
I unload boxes of cat toys.
540
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:31,250
And then after I unload them,
I stamp the prices on them.
541
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,080
And then after
I stamp the prices on them,
542
00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:34,550
I put them on the shelf.
543
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:37,750
I hate cat toys.
544
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,780
So don't play with them.
545
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:44,050
And it's not just the cat toys,
either.
546
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,510
I hate working in a place
where I'm known only as 28,
547
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:49,480
and nobody
talks to anybody else,
548
00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:51,650
and where the human factor
549
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,180
is filtered out of almost
every aspect of the business.
550
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:55,880
They call you 28?
551
00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:59,280
Even cats have names.
552
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,580
I don't suppose you'd consider
553
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,280
giving me my old job back,
would you?
554
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,250
Give him his old job back,
please.
555
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,650
I got to get home.
556
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,250
What about Skippy?
557
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,010
I think this job has Skippy
558
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:13,210
on the verge
of a nervous breakdown.
559
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,710
You know, Alex,
this place is no shop-a-lot.
560
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:21,180
You're not kidding.
I can't shop at all.
561
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:22,810
You weren't happy here before.
562
00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:25,110
What makes you think
you're gonna be happy here now?
563
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,750
No, see, I was happy here.
I just didn't know it.
564
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,510
I guess I just got carried away.
565
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,510
When they opened
those big, automatic doors
566
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:33,710
for me over there,
567
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:37,380
well, I guess,
for one brief, shining moment
568
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:38,850
it was shop-a-lot.
569
00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:43,210
I missed you, Alex.
570
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,310
Skippy's okay,
571
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,210
but we're running out
of ice cream.
572
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,380
So, when can you start?
573
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,010
Don't hug, okay?
574
00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:53,450
I'm a sensitive man.
575
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,210
I'd like not to get
emotionally involved here.
576
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,410
That's $4.64.
577
00:22:58,450 --> 00:23:01,350
I want you two to know
I'm canceling my other errands.
578
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,080
They'd be anticlimactic.
579
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:08,950
You know, I think I'm going to
close up a few minutes early
580
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:10,650
and watch the sunset.
581
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,280
Are you interested?
582
00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,480
The sunset?
583
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,510
Do you realize how much work
I have to do?
584
00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:18,310
I'll bet Skippy
set this place back 30 years.
585
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,380
Oh, great.
586
00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:22,110
Business was good 30 years ago.
587
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,410
I'm serious.
588
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,550
So am I.
589
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:27,310
I am gonna watch the sunset.
Are you coming?
590
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:30,580
Yeah, I'm coming.
591
00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:36,080
Will you at least
consider getting a new cooler?
592
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:37,680
Don't start.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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1 сезон 9 серия
«Гибель продавца»
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Здрасьте, мистер Адлер.
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Здравствуй, Алекс, как ты?
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Ничего. Простите, что опоздал.
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00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,820
Разве?
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Да, на 8 минут.
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00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,760
8 минут – не опоздание.
Вот неделя – это опоздание.
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00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:16,880
С табельной системой вы
смогли бы отслеживать
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приходы и уходы
ваших работников.
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00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,040
Но ты – мой
единственный работник.
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Это принцип, мистер Адлер.
Я – опаздываю, вы – злитесь.
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Ладно.
Почему ты опоздал на 8 минут?
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00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,110
Я был на собрании
Начинающих предпринимателей.
15
00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:32,120
И этим ты занят после школы?
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00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:34,010
Поиграл бы в бейсбол
в Малой лиге.
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00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:37,310
Мне 17, мистер Адлер.
В Малой лиге играют до 12-ти.
18
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И что? Ты был бы там лучшим.
19
00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,810
Извините, где у вас оливки?
20
00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,080
Зачем они вам?
21
00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:47,050
Мне обязательно отвечать?
22
00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,910
Нет, просто интересно.
Мне-то их нельзя – изжога.
23
00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:53,580
Спасибо, что поделились.
24
00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:55,550
Так где они?
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00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:57,280
Обычно, боли – где-то здесь.
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Нет-нет-нет. Оливки.
27
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Если они есть, то где-то
в том конце магазина.
28
00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,010
Оливки во втором отделе,
вторая полка снизу.
29
00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:08,050
Есть как обычные,
так и элитные сорта.
30
00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,310
Доллар за маленькую банку,
два – за большую.
31
00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:13,250
А он неплох, да?
32
00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,410
Как продвигается работа,
мистер Адлер?
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00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:16,480
Работа?
34
00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:18,750
Зачем ты о ней вспомнил, Алекс?
35
00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,880
Ну не знаю, вроде бы
подходящее место.
36
00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:24,280
Сегодня работа ни к чёрту.
Впрочем, как и вчера.
37
00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:29,810
И вообще, дела не идут с 57-го.
Всё из-за этого Спутника.
38
00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:32,980
Спутник поднялся вверх,
дела пошли вниз.
39
00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:37,610
Говорю же вам, мистер Адлер,
у вас здесь золотая жила.
40
00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:39,680
Нужно только немного напора.
41
00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:41,550
Соседнее помещение к примеру.
42
00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,680
Можно его арендовать,
снести стену
43
00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,180
и в два раза
увеличить площадь.
44
00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:49,450
Алекс, если снести эту стену,
куда мне вешать пальто?
45
00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,880
Мыслите шире.
Нужно больше агрессии.
46
00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:55,010
Я тут вспомнил, сегодня будет
замечательный закат.
47
00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,010
Закончим пораньше и посмотрим.
48
00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,610
Мистер Адлер, вы вообще
меня слушаете?
49
00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:02,750
Нет, но мне нравится
твоя интонация.
50
00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:04,310
Всё нашли, миссис Креншоу?
51
00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:07,480
Да, кроме одной вещи.
52
00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:09,280
Я не то чтобы жалуюсь,
53
00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:13,370
но молоко так и должно
быть заморожено?
54
00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:18,810
Алекс, холодильник сломался.
Всё молоко замёрзло.
55
00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:21,870
Я всё исправлю.
Смотрите, мистер Адлер.
56
00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,350
В следующий раз вы сами
сможете исправить.
57
00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:27,980
Так, сперва выкручиваем
термостат на полную.
58
00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:30,110
Потом перекрываем этот клапан.
59
00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:33,110
Быстро его открываем
и снова закрываем.
60
00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,710
Ждём пару секунд.
61
00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,180
Открываем клапан и
выставляем термостат.
62
00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:42,450
А если не сработает, делаем так.
63
00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,480
И как я сам до этого
не додумался?
64
00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:48,550
- Он хороший малый.
- Он лучший.
65
00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:51,680
И к тому же глава Клуба
молодых предпринимателей.
66
00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:54,580
Я не глава.
Только заместитель.
67
00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,310
Ещё и скромный.
68
00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:59,880
Привет, Алекс.
Как поживаете, мистер Адлер?
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00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:00,980
Привет, Скиппи.
70
00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:02,080
Мистер Адлер,
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00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,780
вы не против, если я возьму пару
шариков мороженого из пачки?
72
00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:07,350
Так нельзя, Скиппи.
73
00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,650
Никто не станет покупать
открытую пачку мороженого.
74
00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,610
Алекс, пусть мальчик
поест мороженого.
75
00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:15,350
Спасибо, мистер Адлер.
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00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:18,810
Ты портишь наши продукты.
У тебя вообще есть совесть?
77
00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:21,350
Алекс, вообще-то, я твой сосед.
78
00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:24,350
Немного учтивости
от тебя не помешает.
79
00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:26,580
Наше соседство, Скиппи,
всего лишь
80
00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:29,210
географическое
стечение обстоятельств.
81
00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:32,880
И я не стану казнить себя за то,
что указал тебе очевидные вещи.
82
00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:36,050
Что ж, как поживает Мэллори?
83
00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,280
Отлично.
84
00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,380
Знаешь, а она ничего так.
85
00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:40,910
Спасибо, Скиппи.
86
00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:44,550
Она... упоминает меня
в разговорах?
87
00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:47,610
Да, по ночам только и
выкрикивает твоё имя.
88
00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,180
Серьёзно?
89
00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:50,750
Я тут работаю, Скиппи.
Не мешай.
90
00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:52,810
Всё, всё, ухожу.
91
00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:56,110
Слышал, Алекс, универмагу
вниз по улице
92
00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:58,850
требуется помощник продавца.
93
00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,980
Может, сходишь
на собеседование?
94
00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,380
И зачем?
95
00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:04,110
Это большой магазин,
96
00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:06,680
там платят больше,
и есть карьерный рост.
97
00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:09,710
Ты устроишься туда,
а я займу твоё место здесь.
98
00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,310
Забудь, Скиппи.
Мне здесь нравится.
99
00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:13,680
Алекс...
100
00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:18,180
А я-то думал, что ты хочешь
добиться успеха в жизни.
101
00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:23,510
Ты говорил это серьёзно,
или это была пустая болтовня?
102
00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:26,350
Скиппи, помнишь,
когда мы были детьми,
103
00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:29,680
и я случайно переехал
тебя на велосипеде?
104
00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:30,780
Помню.
105
00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:33,490
Сейчас я вожу машину.
106
00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:38,250
Мам, я уверена, что Бред Хантер
позовёт меня на свидание.
107
00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,850
Откуда такая уверенность?
108
00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,980
Сегодня он подошёл ко мне
после классного часа
109
00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,150
и спросил, какие у меня
планы на выходные.
110
00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,250
И всё?
111
00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,850
И всё.
112
00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,550
Тут чего-то не хватает.
113
00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:54,050
И что ты ему ответила?
114
00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:58,050
Сказала, что меня ждут
ужасно скучные выходные.
115
00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,910
Но это же не так, Мэллори.
116
00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:04,100
Да, мам. Но Бред не должен знать,
что я буквально по горло в делах,
117
00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,880
иначе он не позовёт
меня на свидание.
118
00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:10,750
Очевидного-то мы
и не приметили.
119
00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:12,600
Привет, семья!
120
00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:14,010
- Привет.
- Как работа?
121
00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:15,350
Дурдом.
122
00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:17,410
Нас завалили звонками
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00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:20,980
после очередного ночного
выпуска "Мадам Бовари".
124
00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:24,110
Многие приняли близко
к сердцу постельную сцену.
125
00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,080
Какие всё же строгие
нравы у людей.
126
00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:27,710
Они были против
постельной сцены?
127
00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:28,710
Ага.
128
00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:30,960
Она же была совсем безобидной.
129
00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,380
Да, я знаю...
130
00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:36,950
Погоди, а ты почему это смотрела?
131
00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,880
А-а...
132
00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:43,080
Просто хотела сравнить с книгой.
133
00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:44,880
Привет!
134
00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:46,280
Алекс, ты опоздал на час.
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00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:48,380
Извини, мам.
Но это того стоило.
136
00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:52,050
Сегодня я сделал первый шаг
на пути к богатству.
137
00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,180
Ступил на первую ступень
карьерной лестницы.
138
00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:56,430
Я положил начало.
139
00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:59,900
Направил свою жизнь
к изобилию и процветанию.
140
00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:05,430
На моих плечах закрутились
жернова экономического успеха.
141
00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:09,200
А если убрать все эти
метафоры, Алекс.
142
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Я заехал в новый
универмаг по пути домой.
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Скиппи Ханделман сказал,
что там есть вакансия.
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Я показал им своё резюме,
прошёл собеседование,
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и, похоже, впечатлил их.
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Напомните мне,
никогда туда не заходить.
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А как же твоя работа
в магазине Адлера?
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Придётся уйти с неё.
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Но тебе же нравилось
там работать?
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Да, и мистер Адлер
хороший человек.
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Но я застоялся там.
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Посмотрим правде в глаза.
Пора менять работу.
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Пора скакать дальше.
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Ты что, одинокий рейнджер?
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Алекс, может, стоило
это получше обдумать?
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Ты вот так просто уходишь
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после всего,
что сделал мистер Адлер.
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Не волнуйся, мам.
Я всё обдумал.
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Мистер Адлер поймёт.
Это всё не с бухты-барахты.
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Что это значит?
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Это когда ты делаешь что-то
внезапно, не подумав.
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Так же, как вы решили
завести Алекса?
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Они устраивают тренинг для
помощников продавцов
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отдела домашних животных.
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Я буду отвечать
за игрушки для кошек.
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Игрушки для кошек.
Ты прыгнул выше своей головы.
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И вся твоя работа будет связана
только с игрушками для кошек?
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Как будто это совсем не важно?
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Ты хоть знаешь, сколько есть
видов кошачьих игрушек?
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Разные мячики с колокольчиками
внутри, пушистые птички,
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жевательные игрушки,
для удаления зубного камня...
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Можно перечислять вечно.
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Не стоит.
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Алекс, всё не так просто.
Надо хорошенько всё взвесить.
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Аллё?
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Да, здесь. А кто спрашивает?
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Это тебя, Алекс.
Бобби Кейхилл из универмага.
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Здравствуйте, мистер Кейхилл.
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Да, хорошо. Бобби.
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Просто чудесно.
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Это очень лестно.
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Большое спасибо.
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Всё, меня взяли.
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Что ж, поздравляем.
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И Бобби говорит,
что уже через год
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я могу стать помощником
менеджера всего отдела.
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Мечтать не вредно, Алекс.
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Так, мистер Адлер.
Попробуйте запомнить.
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Термостат, клапан, ждём...
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Клапан. Пинок.
Запомнили?
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Может, под музыку попробовать?
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Термостат, клапан, ждём,
клапан, пинок.
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Я сдаюсь.
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О, хочешь персик?
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Нет, спасибо.
Послушайте, мистер Адлер.
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Мне надо вам кое-что сказать.
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Точно не хочешь?
Сейчас самый сезон.
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- Да, уверен...
- Тогда возьми сливу.
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Нет, спасибо.
Я ничего не хочу.
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Разве дождь – это не чудо?
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О чём вы?
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Это завершение цикла.
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Всё оживает и принимает
первозданный вид.
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Разве не поэтично?
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Это мокро.
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Согласен.
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Мистер Адлер.
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Что такое?
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Тут была вакансия помощника
в новом универмаге.
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Я туда устроился.
Начинаю с понедельника.
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Ты думаешь, что
потянешь обе работы?
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Нет, не думаю.
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Алекс, зачем себя
так нагружать?
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Это всё твой Клуб
предпринимателей?
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Вы не понимаете.
Я больше не буду работать здесь.
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А, понятно.
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Ты будешь работать только там?
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Ну да.
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Но не волнуйтесь,
я нашёл себе замену.
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Это Скиппи Ханделман.
Он должен справиться.
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Алекс, если вопрос
в деньгах, я повышу...
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Нет, деньги тут ни при чём,
мистер Адлер.
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Конечно, там платят больше,
но я ухожу не из-за этого.
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А из-за чего?
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Из-за возможностей.
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Я буду отвечать за целый
сектор игрушек для кошек.
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Они продают игрушки для кошек?
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Да.
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А зачем кошкам игрушки?
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Они же животные.
У них и так безмятежная жизнь.
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Мистер Адлер, я о другом.
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Этот универмаг –
потрясающее место.
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Это последнее слово
в сфере торговли.
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У них 21 отдел!
Они работают круглосуточно.
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Они продают всё, любые товары
для спорта и отдыха.
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И даже систему орошения
для овощей.
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Будь я помоложе,
сам бы туда устроился.
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Вы ведь...
не обижаетесь на меня?
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Ничего личного.
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Ну ладно, ещё увидимся тогда.
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И... спасибо за всё.
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Знаешь, Алекс,
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если кошачьи игрушки
так для тебя важны,
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можно продавать их здесь.
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Я уже согласился, мистер Адлер.
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Ясно.
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До свидания.
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Погоди-ка, Алекс.
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Чтобы ты не простудился.
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- Мама, я была права.
- В чём?
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Бред Хантер – он пригласил
меня на свидание в пятницу.
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Поздравляю.
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Правда, я считала, что ты должна
быть с ним более откровенной,
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но, похоже,
ты знаешь, что делаешь.
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И куда вы собираетесь пойти?
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Никуда. Я сказала, что занята.
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Но это же не так.
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Конечно, мам.
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Но иначе Бред подумал бы, что
я только и жду его приглашения.
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Мэллори, может, стоит
быть честной с Бредом,
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и довериться судьбе?
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Иногда с тобой просто
невозможно разговаривать.
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Алекс, прекращай с домашней
работой за столом.
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Мне нужно подготовить
доклад на завтра по истории.
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Да хоть доклад для
самого Конгресса.
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Готовься после ужина.
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Не могу, мне надо на работу.
За мной скоро заедут.
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Постой-ка.
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Ты работал днями и вечерами
последние две недели.
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Да, мам. Но это не совсем
работа, чисто технически.
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Это специальные тренинги
для новых сотрудников.
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Сегодня нас будут обучать
инвентаризации консервов.
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Это нельзя пропускать
ни в коем случае.
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Да, нельзя.
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Я должен посетить их все, чтобы
претендовать на повышение.
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Это наверняка Скиппи. У него
не ладится с мистером Адлером.
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Просил моего совета.
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Алекс, теперь ты точно
должен мне помочь.
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Здрасьте, мистер и миссис
Китон, Дженнифер.
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- Привет, Скиппи.
- О, приветик, Мэллори!
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Какие милые у тебя кроссовки.
Так украшают твои ступни.
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Скиппи, попридержи коней,
хотя бы минут пять.
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Я стараюсь, Алекс.
Но она такая милая.
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В чём тебе нужна помощь?
У меня есть пара минут.
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Так.
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Сначала кажи мне,
где найти подгузники?
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Я всё перерыл.
Их там нет.
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00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:29,580
Они на складе около
консервированных персиков.
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00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:33,110
Не играй со мной, Алекс.
Их там нет!
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Они на складе, Скиппи.
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00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,380
Нет-нет, только не там.
Я туда ни ногой, Алекс.
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00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,750
Это какие-то джунгли.
Там ничего не найти.
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00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,480
Алекс, эта работа не по мне.
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Держи себя в руках, Скиппи.
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Так, я начерчу тебе схему склада
и покажу, где всё находится.
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Ладно, схема – это хорошо.
Только черти подробно.
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Мама, я уверена, что Бред
позовёт меня снова.
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И на этот раз я соглашусь.
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00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,150
Но это будет уже не пятница.
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Ну не будет у меня свидания
в пятницу. И что?
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Это не конец света.
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Поверь мне, я найду себе
какое-нибудь тупое занятие.
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А я свободен в пятницу вечером.
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00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,700
Не настолько тупое.
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Я открою.
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Привет, Бобби.
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- Проходи.
- Как дела, 28-ой?
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Отлично.
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Бобби, это мои сёстры,
это мои родители.
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Это Скиппи Ханделман.
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И кто он вам?
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Никто.
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00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:29,210
А это Бобби Кейхилл – ответственный
за моё обучение.
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Рады познакомится, Бобби.
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00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:31,950
Ну и...
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какие успехи у нашего сына?
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Прекрасные.
28-ой растёт с каждым днём.
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Мы возлагаем на него
большие надежды.
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28-ой?
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Да, в магазине я помощник
продавца номер 28.
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Должно быть, вы им гордитесь.
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Это точно.
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И уверен, что моя жена, миссис 28-ая,
разделяет со мной это чувство.
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Не удивительно.
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У него талант
к игрушкам для кошек.
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Правда. Он нашёл
своё призвание.
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Что ж, игрушки не ждут.
До скорого.
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- Приятно познакомиться.
- Взаимно, Бобби. Пока.
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Что, Мэллори, могу я
помыть твою тарелку?
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Возьми мою.
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Может, пойдёшь
к себе в кровать?
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О, мама.
Я тут занимался.
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Интересный метод.
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Да, я слегка утомился.
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Иди к себе и поспи.
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00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:36,410
Не могу, нужно подготовить
доклад по истории.
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00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,780
Только что вернулся из магазина.
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00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:41,450
- Как поработал?
- Нормально.
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00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,020
А ты знала, что
автоматизированная
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проверка качества
на 71% эффективнее ручной?
341
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,550
Всегда догадывалась об этом.
342
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:53,650
- Хочешь молока?
- Конечно.
343
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,910
Тебе нравится твоя
новая работа?
344
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,180
Ну, ничего так.
345
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,410
Большинство людей
довольно приветливы.
346
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,970
Кроме 17-го и 24-го.
Они какие-то замкнутые.
347
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:09,260
С большими номерами
обычно легче поладить.
348
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,430
По правде...
349
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,960
Я ни с кем не разговариваю
на работе.
350
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,560
Но они всё же милые.
351
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,630
По крайней мере,
я так решил для себя.
352
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,660
Странно.
353
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,930
Что?
354
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,930
Молоко от Адлера замёрзло.
355
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:27,600
Объяснял же Скиппи.
356
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,960
Холодильник ломается,
и молоко замерзает.
357
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,190
Напомни мне
накричать на него завтра.
358
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,100
Алекс, почему ты так напряжён?
359
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:36,560
Ничего я не напряжён.
360
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:40,900
Я же говорил, мам.
Я должен быть на этих тренингах.
361
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:44,100
Иначе я навсегда останусь
помощником продавца номер 28.
362
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,160
Никакого карьерного роста.
363
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,400
И это стоит твоих мук?
364
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:50,500
Конечно же, стоит.
365
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:54,130
Каждый раз, упаковывая
пушистую мышку
366
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,500
или приклеивая ценник
на звенящий мячик,
367
00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:00,330
или ставя кошачий
домик на полку,
368
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,830
я знаю, что становлюсь
на шаг ближе к элите.
369
00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:08,030
Похоже, путь к успеху вымощен
кошачьими радостями.
370
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,360
Не пойми меня
неправильно, Алекс.
371
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,660
Я не стану указывать,
как тебе жить
372
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,860
и кем становиться в жизни.
373
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,560
Считай это просто пищей
для размышления.
374
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,000
Наверно, не стоит говорить.
375
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,230
Что говорить?
376
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:25,440
Мы с твоим папой по-особенному
подошли к выбору нашей карьеры.
377
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,360
Он мог бы управлять крупным
федеральным каналом,
378
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,250
а не местным, ему бы
платили гораздо больше.
379
00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:33,500
Я могла бы устроиться
в строительный холдинг,
380
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,630
а не работать на дому.
381
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:39,130
Ты понимаешь, почему
мы так не поступили?
382
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,760
Нет, но это ваша жизнь.
383
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,560
Ладно, допустим, что твой упорный
труд будет вознаграждён,
384
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:48,930
ты получишь повышение и станешь
помощником менеджера отдела.
385
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,760
Что потом?
386
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,900
Потом я буду работать, чтобы
стать менеджером отдела.
387
00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:56,000
Но где же этому конец, Алекс?
388
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:58,860
Не знаю, глава всея
кошачьих игрушек.
389
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:01,900
Я просто хочу сказать...
390
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,920
Ты представляешь себе момент,
когда ты действительно
391
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:07,930
будешь удовлетворён
результатами своей работы?
392
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,220
Когда ты будешь работать
не ради повышения,
393
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:12,930
а в своё удовольствие?
394
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,900
Не знаю, мам.
395
00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:17,560
Сейчас это сложно представить.
396
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,330
Если бы я выбирал работу
для удовольствия,
397
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,430
то работал бы сейчас
у мистера Адлера.
398
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,240
Как-то не так прозвучало.
399
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,960
Здрасьте, мистер Адлер.
400
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,200
Алекс? Как у тебя дела?
401
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:41,360
Отлично, а у вас?
402
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,800
Да, помаленьку.
403
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:48,300
Я вот тут случайно
как-то забрал фартук домой.
404
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:52,600
Мама его постирала.
Вот, возвращаю.
405
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:53,860
Спасибо.
406
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:57,960
Просто решил занести.
Вдруг он вам пригодится.
407
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,730
У вас, конечно, есть пара других,
408
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,160
но на одном большое
пятно спереди,
409
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,960
а на другом стёрлась "к"
в слове "продукты".
410
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:08,700
Получается "Продуты Адлера".
411
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,060
Ну что же, хорошо.
412
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,130
Мы ведь не хотим этим
отпугнуть народ.
413
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,430
Этот фартук, определённо,
лучший из трёх.
414
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,360
Ваша сдача.
415
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,230
Как тебе на новой работе?
416
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:33,400
Отлично. Всё хорошо.
Мне очень нравится.
417
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:35,800
Рад слышать.
418
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:39,000
Вот, занёс вам фартук.
419
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,730
Мой лучший фартук.
420
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,700
Я пойду, пожалуй.
421
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,560
Береги себя, Алекс.
422
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,630
И вы тоже.
423
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:50,330
Простите, у вас есть
соевое молоко?
424
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,400
Соевое?
425
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:53,770
Обычное у вас замёрзло.
426
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,330
Так есть или нет?
427
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:18,160
И всё же, соевое молоко?
428
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:25,450
Мистер Адлер, знаете, что я делаю
весь день в этом универмаге?
429
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,800
Разгружаю коробки
с игрушками для кошек.
430
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:31,300
А после этого, приклеиваю
на них ценники.
431
00:21:31,330 --> 00:21:34,600
А после этого, кладу их на полку.
432
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,200
Ненавижу кошачьи игрушки!
433
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,830
Так не играй в них.
434
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:44,100
И дело не только в игрушках.
435
00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:47,560
Не переношу это место, где все
меня знают только как 28-го,
436
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,960
и никто не разговаривает
друг с другом,
437
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,230
и где всякий человеческий фактор
исключён из рабочего процесса.
438
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:59,330
Они называют тебя 28-ым?
Даже у кошек есть имена.
439
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,280
Ведь не стоит надеяться, что вы
возьмёте меня обратно, нет?
440
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,640
Верните уже ему старую работу.
Мне надо попасть домой.
441
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,250
А как же Скиппи?
442
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,210
По-моему, эта работа доведёт
Скиппи до нервного срыва.
443
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,710
Но ведь здесь тебе
не универмаг, Алекс.
444
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:21,180
Это правда.
Я вообще ничего не могу купить.
445
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:25,110
Ты же был здесь несчастлив.
Что изменилось сейчас?
446
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,980
Нет, я <i>был</i> здесь счастлив,
просто не знал об этом.
447
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,510
Это было некое помутнение.
448
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,710
Зайдя туда, в эти огромные
автоматические двери,
449
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:39,620
я почувствовал какое-то
очарование. Это был мираж.
450
00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:43,210
Мне не хватало тебя.
451
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:47,280
Скиппи переживёт, всё равно
мороженое закончилось.
452
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,380
Ну, когда приступаешь?
453
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,010
Только не обнимайтесь.
454
00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:56,210
Я очень ранимый человек, и
мне трудно сдерживать эмоции.
455
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,410
С вас 4-60.
456
00:22:58,450 --> 00:23:02,410
Наконец-то моя командировка
подошла к концу.
457
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,080
Она была удручающей.
458
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:08,950
Думаю, сегодня стоит закончить
на пару минут раньше
459
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:10,650
и посмотреть на закат.
460
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,280
Интересует?
461
00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,480
Закат?
462
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,760
Вы представляете,
сколько у меня тут работы?
463
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:18,310
Скиппи вернул это
место на 30 лет назад.
464
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,380
Прекрасно.
465
00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:22,110
Дела шли отлично в то время.
466
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,410
Я серьёзно.
467
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,550
Я тоже.
468
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:27,310
Я собираюсь увидеть закат.
Ты идёшь?
469
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:30,580
Да, конечно.
470
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,080
Может, всё-таки купите
новый холодильник?
471
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,010
Не начинай!
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