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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?
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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?
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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?
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? on the night we kissed
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? and I can't remember
what I ever did before ?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? and there
ain't no nothin' ?
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? we can't love
each other through ?
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? ooh-hoo
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? sha-la-la-la
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Stretch. Stretch. Stre...
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Come on, Jen,
You're not stretching.
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Mom, I can't stretch any more.
I'm not Gumby.
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Look, you're not getting out
of this.
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You are my running partner
when your dad's out of town.
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Well, can't I just drive
alongside you?
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Let's just go.
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Hi.
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- Hi, hon.
- Hi.
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Hey, Alex, you have some food
or something on your lip.
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No, I don't.
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Yeah, you do.
It looks like a little smudge.
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Let me wipe it off for you.
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No, mom.
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Mom, it's not a smudge.
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It's a moustache.
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Uh, no, it's not.
Let me wipe it off.
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No, mom!
Mom, mom, mom.
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It's a moust...
Look. Look, see?
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Wait a second.
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Oh, yeah. I-I think
I do see a couple of hairs.
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Where?
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See. See, look it.
There's one right there.
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Jennifer, would you
get out of my light?
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Come on.
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Mr. Bidney, the principal
of the high school,
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asked me to deliver
this year's homecoming address
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at the dance next week.
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And I just thought, as an older,
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more mature
graduate of the school,
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I should look the part.
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That's all.
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We didn't mean to make you
feel self-conscious.
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Uh, actually, uh,
I think your moustache looks...
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Looks nice.
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It's amazing, isn't it?
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I think
it's my body's way of saying,
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"congratulations, Alex,
you're a man.
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A hairy man."
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- Oh, hello there, Alex.
- Hey, Skip.
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I've got some great news.
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You've, uh, got some dirt there
on your lip.
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Skip, Skip, it's not dirt.
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It's a moustache.
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Oh, wow.
Where'd you get it?
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Never mind. Okay?
Never mind.
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Now, w-what was your, uh...
What was your great news?
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Oh. Uh, after, uh, much thought
and serious deliberation,
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I've decided to ask Mallory
to the homecoming dance.
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What about Nick?
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Nah, I think
I like Mallory better.
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Come on, Skippy,
why do you torture yourself?
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Mallory's not gonna go to
the homecoming dance with you.
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She's in love with Nick.
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No, no, no, Alex. Mallory
isn't really in love with Nick.
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She's just using him
to make me jealous.
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I love you, Nick.
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Need I say more?
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Hello there, Mallory.
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Oh, hi.
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Uh, hello, Nick.
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How you doing there, buddy, huh?
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Oh!
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- I'm sorry. You all right?
- It's okay, it's okay.
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My mother can sew this arm
right back on.
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I got to go, babe.
I'll see you later.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Uh, Mallory, wait a minute.
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I'd like to ask you something.
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What?
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Will you go to the homecoming
dance with me next week?
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No, I won't go to the homecoming
dance with you next week.
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Thanks for getting back to me
so fast.
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And so, Harding seniors,
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I stand before you
as a former graduate,
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older and hairier.
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No, no, that's no good.
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Older, wiser...
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And hairier.
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Mom, do I have to go with you?
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Honey, your father
is out of town.
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I need your help.
You've got to fill in.
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Mom, I don't know
how to play bridge.
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Neither does your dad.
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Okay, okay.
All right.
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What... what is so funny?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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It has nothing to do
with your moustache.
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Really.
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Okay, okay. I don't know what
you're snickering about.
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This moustache is flourishing.
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As a matter of fact,
I think it needs a trim.
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Oh, no. Please, you'll get hair
all over the place.
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Hey, Skippy, Skippy.
Listen, I'm glad you're here.
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I'm working on my speech,
and I think I got a joke here.
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Let me bounce this off you.
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Uh, since I graduated Harding,
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I have grown older,
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more mature,
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and a moustache.
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What do you think?
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Ohh!
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Okay, I'm not saying
it doesn't need work.
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Oh, Alex, I'm sorry. I'm just...
I'm not in a laughing mood.
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Why?
What's the matter, Skip?
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Well, yesterday's tragedy
is weighing heavily on me.
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But then, I'm sure
it's depressing you too, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah, it sure is, Skip.
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What tragedy
are you referring to?
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The one where Mallory won't go
to the homecoming dance with me.
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Oh, yeah.
That tragedy.
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Whoa.
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Can't seem to get that
out of my mind.
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I don't understand it.
I can't understand it.
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What could Mallory possibly see
in Nick?
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I-i mean, what could she see
besides what I see in Nick,
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which is a fine, young, decent,
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potentially lethal fellow.
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Hey, uh, Skippy,
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Mallory tells me you asked her
to the homecoming dance.
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No. No, no, no, I...
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I asked her for directions
to the homecoming dance.
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Please, Nick,
y-you got to believe me.
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Well, you know, I wouldn't have
minded if she said yes.
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I mean, then that way I wouldn't
have to take her to this thing.
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Come on, Nick.
We're gonna have a great time.
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Oh, come on, Mallory, this dance
involves three things
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I can't stand.
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School, wearing a tie,
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and school.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Alex, this is not fair.
I've known her longer.
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I've loved her longer.
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I live close.
I'm more convenient!
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Women are funny that way, Skip.
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I'll ask someone else
to the dance.
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I mean, when Mallory sees me
with another girl,
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she'll be so jealous she'll beg
me to come back to her.
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That's...
That's a foolproof plan.
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I don't see any flaws in it.
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Do you think I'll be able to get
someone else
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to go to the dance with me?
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It's not mathematically
impossible.
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Look, Skip, there's a whole
world of women out there
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just waiting
for a guy like you.
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Great.
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Find me one.
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Me?
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Come on, you just said there was
a whole world of women out there
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waiting for a guy like me.
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Not our world.
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Come on, Alex, please.
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Come on, I need your help here.
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All right, Skip. Okay.
I'll help you with this one
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but don't expect any miracles,
all right?
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I don't, I don't.
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All I ask is that she be female
and a human.
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You're kind of
tying my hands here, seriously.
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- Hey, Skip.
- Hey, Alex.
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Hey, what are you
all dressed up for?
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I've got a big date and, well,
I'm meeting her here.
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Well, you look great.
She must be pretty special.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, she's special, Mrs. Keaton.
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What's her name?
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I don't know.
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Syl... Sylvia. Sylvia.
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Um, it's kind of a blind date
I arranged for Skippy.
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Yeah.
We'll probably get married.
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Well, when it's right,
you know it.
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Oh, boy, Alex,
I'm real excited about this.
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I mean, Mallory's gonna see me
with another girl,
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and she'll be mine.
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Now, uh, she's real pretty, huh?
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She's, uh...
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Well, she's sort of...
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What?
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Here.
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- Hello, Sylvia.
- Hello, Alex.
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- Can I take your coat?
- Oh, thank you.
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Sylvia,
this is Skippy Handelman.
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Skippy Handelman,
Sylvia Bogner.
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Hello, miss Bogner.
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That's Mrs. Bogner.
I'm divorced.
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Oh.
Well, uh, all right.
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Hello, Mrs. Sylvia Bogner.
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- I'm a doctor.
- Okay.
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- Uh, Mrs...
- Doctor.
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- Dr. Mrs. Sylvia Bogner.
- Mrs. Sylvia Bogner.
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Shall we sit down?
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Skippy?
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Testing, one, two.
Testing, one, two.
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Handelman, case number one.
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Sylvia's a psychiatrist.
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Yes, I come from a long line
of psychiatrists.
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Oh. Oh, that's a coincidence
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because I-I come from
a long line of patients.
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Well, it's great that you two
have so much in common.
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Yes, it's really nice of you
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to help me out
on my project, Skippy.
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Oh, no problem.
W-what project is that?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I-I assumed Alex had told you
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I'm writing for the
National Psychiatric Journal.
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A study
of adolescent social life.
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Alex told me you volunteered to
let me use you as a case study.
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Alex, can I talk to you
privately for a minute, please?
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W-would you mind excusing us
for a moment, uh, Mrs...
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Doctor.
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- Uh, Dr. Mrs. Sylvia Bogner?
- Mrs. Sylvia Bogner.
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While you two are talking,
do you mind if I use the phone?
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No, no. Help yourself.
It's right over there.
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Thank you.
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I'd like to phone my babysitter
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and make sure she puts
my children to bed by 11.
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They get to stay up until 11?
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Alex. Alex.
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What is going on?
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Look, Skip, I'm sorry.
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I didn't get a chance to
give you all the information.
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All the information?
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Alex, you've got me going
to the homecoming dance
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with a divorced mother
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who's studying me
for a psychology experiment.
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I mean, it's...
It's not exactly a dream date.
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Skip, you're not
the easiest guy in the world
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to get a date for, okay?
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T-the only other person
that I could find
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was in the biology department,
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and she wanted to dissect you
after the dance.
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Thank you, alex.
Shall we go, Skippy?
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Um, yeah, yes.
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Sure, Mrs. Bogner.
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Here.
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Oh, uh, Mallory,
I'd like you to meet somebody.
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- Oh.
- This is Mrs. Bogner,
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and she's with me.
254
00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:51,750
Hi.
Um, I think we met before.
255
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:54,380
You're, uh...
You're Skippy's aunt.
256
00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:55,750
Uh, no.
257
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,080
She's my date.
258
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,350
Oh, well, nice to meet you.
259
00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:10,650
Listen, I got to make my speech
260
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,150
at the dance tonight,
and I can't find my notes.
261
00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:13,150
Have you seen them?
262
00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:17,050
Maybe they're hidden
in your moustache.
263
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,450
I-it's filling in nicely, honey.
264
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,510
Maybe I should just give up
on this.
265
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,080
Oh, Alex, you just need
to give it more time.
266
00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:28,110
Yeah, h-how long have you
been growing it now?
267
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,680
Eight months.
268
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,450
- Hi, Nick.
- Hey. Can I come in?
269
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,850
I don't want anybody I know
to see me wearing this tie.
270
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,750
Hurry.
Get inside.
271
00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:45,680
Hey, Alex. Hey.
272
00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,880
Got some kind of insect
on your upper lip there.
273
00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:49,310
- Here, let me kill it.
- No!
274
00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:51,050
No, Nick. It's not...
275
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,710
It's not an insect.
It's a moustache.
276
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:57,280
Oh.
Hey, can I kill it anyway?
277
00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,710
I'll let Mallory know
you're here.
278
00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:06,550
Nick.
279
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:08,650
Hey. Come on in.
280
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,150
Where are the Keatons?
281
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:12,780
They'll be back.
282
00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,480
What have you done to them?
283
00:12:17,810 --> 00:12:19,510
They're all upstairs.
284
00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:21,180
I see.
285
00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:24,480
Listen, um, I want to talk
to you about Mallory.
286
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,050
I never touched her, Nick.
I swear.
287
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,250
We're just neighbors.
We're not even close neighbors.
288
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,780
Look, you can't even see
my house from here.
289
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:33,150
Take it easy, Skippy.
Relax.
290
00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,650
Okay. Uh...
291
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,150
Ahh.
292
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,880
I'm very relaxed now.
293
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:42,010
I swear.
294
00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,810
You and her are good friends,
huh?
295
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,550
Well...
296
00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,480
I am.
She hates me.
297
00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:48,680
No.
298
00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:51,180
No, no, no, no.
I-I wouldn't say that's true.
299
00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:52,550
Listen, you and her have had
300
00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,480
some good times together,
haven't you?
301
00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:56,110
A few.
302
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,410
I used to like it
303
00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,580
when she would babysit for me
when I was little.
304
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:00,450
It was great.
305
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,650
She'd let me watch TV,
read me stories.
306
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,350
She'd let me stay up late.
307
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,080
Hey, I thought you two
were the same age.
308
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,010
We are.
309
00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,580
So look, you know, um,
310
00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:13,750
I get the idea
you kind of like Mallory.
311
00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:14,810
All right, look, Nick,
312
00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:17,450
maybe I used to like Mallory
a little bit.
313
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:21,380
But, uh, now I'm very much
in love with Mrs. Bogner.
314
00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:25,450
Yeah.
315
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,050
Well, you know, uh,
just the same,
316
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,310
I hope the fact that Mallory
and I go out together
317
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,680
hasn't caused you any, um,
bad feelings or nothing.
318
00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:33,780
Not a bit.
319
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,310
That's good, you know,
'cause I like you.
320
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:36,810
You're a good guy.
321
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,750
Okay, Mallory, come on down.
322
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,450
Oh, Mallory, you look...
323
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,550
Just okay, I guess.
324
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,510
Thanks.
Well, Nick, what do you think?
325
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:56,010
I think you are gonna be
the best looking girl
326
00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,080
in the place tonight.
327
00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,110
Let's get a picture.
328
00:13:58,150 --> 00:13:59,780
Oh, no, no. Then I've got to
take this tie off.
329
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,010
No, don't.
330
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,510
Oh, I'll get it.
I'll get it.
331
00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:05,910
Ah. Hello, Sylvia.
332
00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,510
Good evening, Alex.
333
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:11,050
Oh.
Hello, Mrs. Bogner.
334
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,410
You're looking ravishing
this evening.
335
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:16,510
Oh!
Why, thank you, Skippy.
336
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:25,050
Shall we go?
337
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,710
- I have a car waiting.
- Oh.
338
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,810
My dad's gonna drive us.
339
00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:29,810
Oh.
340
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,050
? always on my mind
341
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,550
Can I have your attention,
please?
342
00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:39,010
Well, welcome to homecoming.
343
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,150
And to begin the festivities,
344
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,410
I take great pleasure
in introducing
345
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,710
the salutatorian
of the class of 1984,
346
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,310
our homecoming speaker,
347
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:51,110
Alex P. Keaton.
348
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:56,880
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Bidney.
349
00:14:56,910 --> 00:15:00,010
You know, uh, as I made my way
here this evening,
350
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:02,550
I was reflecting on how much
has changed in our world
351
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:05,050
since I left Harding.
352
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,780
Mostly in my face.
353
00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:15,250
Are you having a good time,
Skippy?
354
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,750
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I really am.
355
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:20,180
No, I'm not.
I'm miserable.
356
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,050
Wide mood swings.
357
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,280
Look over there.
358
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,850
Look at...
Look at Mallory and Nick.
359
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,150
He's got his arm around her.
She's whispering in his ear.
360
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,850
They're having a great time.
361
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,650
Yes.
Isn't that nice?
362
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,280
Mrs. Bogner,
I'm in love with Mallory.
363
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,110
I-I've been in love with her
ever since I was 6 months old.
364
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,980
Sure, some of you may ask,
365
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:44,150
"why a moustache?
366
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:46,980
"why not a beard?
367
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:49,150
"a goatee?
368
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:54,780
Or perhaps some outrageous,
eye-catching sideburns?"
369
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:58,180
Mrs. Bogner, please.
You got to help me.
370
00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,680
You study
adolescent social behavior.
371
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,280
Well, what would an adolescent
do in this situation?
372
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,210
Skippy, you are an adolescent.
373
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,550
I know. But I'm still
in the middle of adolescence.
374
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,550
You know how it turns out.
375
00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,550
All I can tell you, Skippy,
376
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,550
is don't deny the feelings
you have.
377
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:17,510
Don't be afraid
to act on them.
378
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:20,150
Act on my feelings?
379
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,580
That makes a lot of sense.
380
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:24,980
Thank you.
381
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,910
Oh, it's been my pleasure,
Skippy.
382
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,850
You've been
a fascinating subject.
383
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:32,480
So much nicer than those
white mice I usually work with.
384
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,050
Thank you.
385
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,350
Sure, facial hair
may not be the answer...
386
00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:43,080
...to all the world's problems,
387
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:45,480
but we must start somewhere.
388
00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:46,880
Thank you.
389
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,650
I'm cutting in.
390
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,650
I said, I'm cutting in, Nick.
391
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,710
Nick, now.
392
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:14,780
Hey.
393
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,050
Skippy, what are you doing?
394
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,850
Nick, Mallory is my girl,
395
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,480
And I'm willing
to fight for her.
396
00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:23,180
'Cause I've known her
longer than you.
397
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,350
And if it wasn't for you, she'd
be with me here at this dance.
398
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:27,650
Now, these are my feelings,
and I'm acting on them.
399
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,880
The psychiatric community's
going to back me up on on this.
400
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,910
Hey. Hey, hey.
Come on, now, Skippy.
401
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,810
- Skippy, I don't want to fight.
- Yeah, but I do. I do.
402
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,850
Just relax.
403
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,210
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Nick, Skippy. What's going on?
404
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,150
I don't know. I think
he really wants to dance.
405
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:45,810
Skip, whoa, Skippy.
406
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,110
I got him, Nick.
Whoa!
407
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,010
Skippy.
408
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:52,950
Here. What's happening here?
Break this up!
409
00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:55,110
Break this up!
Break it up. Break it up.
410
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,810
Come on.
411
00:17:56,850 --> 00:18:00,480
Handelman, for a man
with four overdue library books,
412
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:03,280
you're treading
on very thin ice.
413
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:07,580
Keaton. Not you?
414
00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,850
I'm sorry, sir.
I don't know what got into me.
415
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,110
Must be the moustache.
416
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:26,150
Your dad always lets me win.
417
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:28,050
All right, okay,
that's the last time I go
418
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:31,010
anywhere near you, you,
or Skippy.
419
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:32,210
What happened?
420
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,880
One minute, I'm talking
to Mr. Bidney,
421
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,510
and the next minute
I'm refereeing a fight
422
00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:37,510
between Skippy and Nick.
423
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,010
What was the fight about?
424
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:42,980
It was over Mallory.
Can you believe that?
425
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,780
- Are you and Skippy okay, Nick?
- Yeah, we're all right.
426
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,210
Luckily, we fell on top of Alex
427
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:52,510
or somebody could have
gotten hurt.
428
00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:54,480
Well, I'm glad I could be
of service.
429
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:57,780
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go upstairs
430
00:18:57,810 --> 00:19:00,210
and shave this moustache off.
431
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,480
Ah, see?
I told you it was a moustache.
432
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:07,110
Can we at least take a photo
of it before I shave it off?
433
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,850
Oh, good idea.
I'll go get the zoom lens.
434
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,380
What could Skippy
have been thinking?
435
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,880
I never thought
he'd do something like that.
436
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,410
Hey, don't be so hard
on the guy, Mal.
437
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,080
I mean, he almost got himself
killed tonight
438
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:23,810
because he cares about you.
439
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,480
You know, he's nice,
in an annoying way.
440
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:30,510
Ah.
So you do like him.
441
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,650
You know,
you should tell him that.
442
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,310
Maybe.
443
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:36,980
It's kind of comforting
to have him around, you know?
444
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,050
He's like an old sock.
445
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,110
Ah, you see? You know,
I think he'd like to hear that.
446
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,810
Oh.
447
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,980
Hi, Nick.
448
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,350
Hey.
449
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,680
Look, I'm sorry about tonight.
450
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,010
I hope I didn't hurt you
too badly.
451
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,910
Hey, hey, hey,
no hard feelings.
452
00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:54,080
Look, um, I'm gonna go
in the other room
453
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,480
so you two can talk alone.
454
00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:56,950
Okay.
455
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,780
That's very nice of you, Nick.
Thank you.
456
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:00,210
Sure.
457
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,480
Um, Mallory, did you have
a good time at the dance?
458
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:09,080
Great. Um...
459
00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:10,950
Where's Mrs. Bogner?
460
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:15,250
Well, she was getting a little
hung up on me so I had to, uh,
461
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,110
cut her loose.
462
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,280
I'm sorry.
463
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,210
No, Mallory,
I'm the one who's sorry.
464
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,350
You've been rejecting me
for 18 years.
465
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,380
And I just keep on making a fool
of myself,
466
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:27,550
hoping something's gonna change.
467
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,780
Has it been that long?
468
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:32,480
Yeah.
And it's time I grew up.
469
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,750
I'm glad
this happened tonight.
470
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:38,650
It made me realize that I've
been living in a dream world.
471
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,280
D-do you know that I used to sit
around just thinking about
472
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,210
what it would be like
if we got married?
473
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:48,880
- Married?
- Yeah!
474
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:51,150
Yeah, I had the whole thing
planned out.
475
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:55,150
A big ceremony at night,
under a big tent.
476
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,680
Like a circus.
477
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:57,680
Exactly.
478
00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:59,180
But instead of walking down
the aisle,
479
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:02,110
I get shot out of a cannon
toward the altar.
480
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:06,480
And then, uh,
we'd go on our honeymoon.
481
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:08,280
We'd go to Paris,
482
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,250
where we'd spend our evenings
dining alone
483
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,410
on the banks of the Nile.
484
00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,710
Skippy.
485
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,150
The Nile's in London.
486
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,380
Whatever.
487
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,880
And then we'd come back
and buy a house
488
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:34,050
with all the money I'd make from
my job as a seat-belt tester.
489
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,610
Skippy, did you ever
stop to think
490
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,250
that maybe I'm not the one
for you?
491
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,080
I mean, I'm really not as
wonderful as you think I am.
492
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:47,310
In fact, I think I've been
493
00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:49,610
pretty mean to you
over the years.
494
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:53,950
Hey, remember that time
when we were 2 years old?
495
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,610
I tried to glue you
to your playhouse door?
496
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,910
Do I remember?
497
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,580
Mallory, that was the greatest
thing that ever happened to me.
498
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,810
I mean, don't you understand?
499
00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:07,650
When you pay attention to me,
it shows me that you care.
500
00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:13,350
Skippy, I do care.
But come on, we're 18 years old.
501
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,480
If you and I are gonna continue
to be friends,
502
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:18,350
I think we have to start dealing
with each other like adults.
503
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,110
You're absolutely right.
I know.
504
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:23,410
Look, Skippy,
505
00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:25,810
let's make an agreement, okay?
506
00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:27,880
I promise to stop being mean
to you
507
00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:29,610
if you promise
to stop treating me
508
00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:33,050
in this silly, childish,
romantic way, okay?
509
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,910
From now on we'll just have
normal conversations.
510
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:38,750
Yeah, sure.
I'll give it a shot.
511
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:40,480
Okay, let's try right now.
512
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:44,450
Hello, Skippy.
How are you?
513
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,880
I'm very fine.
514
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:48,550
Thank you for asking, Mallory.
515
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,210
Um, how are your parents?
516
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,910
They're very well, and...
517
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:54,180
Will you marry me?
518
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:55,750
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I just...
519
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:56,950
I need more practice.
520
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,980
I'm not very good
at being normal.
521
00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:04,180
Mallory, you... You got to
give me more time.
522
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:07,550
I will. If you promise
you'll keep trying.
523
00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:08,880
I will.
524
00:23:08,910 --> 00:23:10,210
I promise.
525
00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:14,780
But occasionally,
just for old times' sake,
526
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,910
would it be all right
if I came by and bugged you
527
00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:19,450
and you glued me to something?
528
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,750
Wouldn't have it any other way.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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4 сезон 15 серия
«Обалдевший от любви»
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Тянем, тянем, тянем...
Давай, Джен, не отставай!
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Мам, я не могу больше тянуться.
Я не пластилиновая.
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Тебе не отлынить.
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Пока твой отец в командировке,
мы бегаем вместе.
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Давай я просто поеду рядом.
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Побежали уже.
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Привет.
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Привет.
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Алекс, у тебя еда какая-то
под носом.
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Вовсе нет.
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Да это клякса,
давай-ка я вытру.
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Нет, ма.
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Никакая это не клякса.
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Это усы.
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Не шути, дай вытру.
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Нет, мама! Мам, мам!
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Это усы, вот, смотрите.
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Да нет. А хотя да,
торчит пара волосков.
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Где?
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Вот, смотри, один по центру.
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Дженнифер, не загораживай свет.
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Хватит вам.
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Мистер Бидни, директор школы,
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попросил меня выступить с речью
на вечере выпускников.
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Я считаюсь старшим,
матёрым выпускником,
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и должен соответствовать.
Вот так.
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Мы не хотели тебя смущать.
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Я лично думаю, что
твои усы... очень милые.
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Удивительно, да?
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Словно моё тело говорит:
"Поздравляю, Алекс, ты мужик,
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волосатый мужик".
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- Здорово, Алекс.
- Привет, Скип.
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Ты должен это узнать!
У тебя грязь какая-то под носом.
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Скип, это не грязь.
Это усы.
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Ух ты! Где достал?
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Ладно, Скиппи. Забудь.
Что я там такого должен узнать?
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После долгих раздумий
и серьёзных размышлений
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я решился пригласить Мэллори
на вечер выпускников.
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А как насчёт Ника?
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Нет, Мэллори мне
нравится больше.
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Брось, Скиппи, не мучься.
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Мэллори не пойдёт
с тобой на вечеринку.
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Она влюблена в Ника.
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Не-не-не, Алекс. Мэллори
притворяется, что любит Ника.
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Она использует его, чтобы
заставить ревновать меня.
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Люблю тебя, Ник.
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Вот видишь?
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Приветик, Мэллори.
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Привет.
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Здорово, Ник.
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Как жизнь, друган?
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Ну ты извиняй.
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Ничего, я в норме.
Моя мама в два счёта вправит плечо.
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Мне пора, детка.
Увидимся.
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- Пока.
- Пока.
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Мэллори, погоди.
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Хочу тебя спросить.
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Что?
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Мэллори, ты пойдёшь со мной
на вечер выпускников?
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Нет, я не пойду с тобой
на вечер выпускников.
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Спасибо, что дала ответ
так быстро.
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Одиннадцатиклассники Хардинга,
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я стою перед вами
как выпускник,
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который старше и волосатее.
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Нет, что-то не очень.
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Который старше, мудрее...
и волосатее.
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Мам, мне обязательно идти?
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Родная, твой отец в командировке.
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Без тебя никак.
Нам не хватает человека.
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Но я не умею играть в бридж.
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Как и твой отец.
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Так. И что такого смешного?
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Ничего, ничего.
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И наш смех не связан
с твоими усами. Правда.
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Не знаю, над чем вы смеётесь,
но усы у меня очень пышные.
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И даже нуждаются в подрезке.
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О нет,
повсюду будут горы волос.
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О, Скиппи.
Ты как раз вовремя.
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Я готовил речь, и, похоже,
придумал шутку. Вот зацени.
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С момента моего
выпуска из Хардинга,
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я стал старше,
взрослее и усатее.
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Как тебе?
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Я не говорю, что прямо все
должны со смеха лопнуть.
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Прости, Алекс.
Мне сейчас не до смеха.
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Что стряслось, Скип?
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Вчерашняя трагедия
сильно на меня повлияла.
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Но, конечно, и тебе она
далась нелегко.
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О, да, да, конечно.
Без сомнения, Скип.
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О какой трагедии ты говоришь?
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Мэллори не идёт со мной
на вечер выпускников.
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Ах эта трагедия.
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Да уж. В голове такое
не укладывается.
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Я не понимаю.
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Я не могу понять!
Что такого Мэллори увидела в Нике?
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Ну то есть что она увидела,
кроме того, что увидел я,
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а именно: отличный, скромный,
возможно смертоносный друг.
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Слышь, Скиппи, ты тут вроде как
звал Мэллори на тусу выпускников?
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00:06:07,305 --> 00:06:08,965
Нет, вовсе нет.
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Я спрашивал, как <i>пройти</i>
на вечер выпускников.
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Прошу, Ник, поверь мне!
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Я так-то не против.
Тогда мне не пришлось бы идти с ней.
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Да ладно, Ник.
Тебе там понравится.
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Я тебя умоляю, Мэллори, в этом
вечере есть 3 непонятки для меня.
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Школа, носка галстука и школа.
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- Покеда.
- Покеда.
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Алекс, так нечестно.
Я с ней дольше знаком.
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Я люблю её дольше.
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Я живу ближе.
Я всегда под рукой!
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Женщин сложно понять, Скип.
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Нужно пригласить кого-то другого.
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Когда Мэллори
увидит меня с другой,
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она так приревнует,
что будет умолять вернуться.
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Вот это идеальный план.
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Я не вижу в нём недостатков.
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Думаешь, я смогу уговорить
другую девушку пойти со мной?
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Теоретическая вероятность есть.
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00:07:02,605 --> 00:07:05,710
Слушай, Скип, там за окном –
целый мир девушек,
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мечтающих встретить
такого как ты.
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00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:10,910
Отлично.
Найди мне хоть одну.
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Я?
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00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:16,885
Алекс, ты же сам только говорил
про целый мир мечтающих девушек.
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Так ведь не наш мир.
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Алекс, ну пожалуйста!
Выручи меня.
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Ладно, Скип, я помогу тебе
с этим делом, но чудес не жди.
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Да, конечно. Главное, чтобы она
была человеком женского пола.
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Ты прямо связываешь мне руки.
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- Привет, Скип.
- Здорово, Алекс.
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Куда это ты такой нарядный?
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У меня свидание.
Она должна прийти сюда.
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Ты отлично выглядишь.
Она наверное особенная.
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О да, миссис Китон,
ещё какая особенная.
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Как её зовут?
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00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,400
Я не знаю.
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Её зовут Сильвия. Сильвия.
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00:08:00,505 --> 00:08:03,510
Я устроил для Скиппи что-то
вроде свидания вслепую.
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Да.
Вероятно мы поженимся.
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00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,960
Если она твоя половинка,
ты поймёшь это.
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00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,785
Ох, Алекс,
я не могу уже дождаться.
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00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:16,360
Мэллори станет моей, когда
увидит меня с другой девушкой.
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00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,260
И как она, хорошенькая?
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00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,660
Она-то?..
Ну, скажем так...
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00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:23,815
Какая?
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Это она.
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- Здравствуйте, Сильвия.
- Здравствуй, Алекс.
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Позвольте ваше пальто?
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Сильвия, это Скиппи Хэндельман.
Скиппи, Сильвия Багнер.
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Здрасьте, мисс Багнер.
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00:08:43,725 --> 00:08:46,115
Миссис Багнер.
Я в разводе.
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00:08:46,155 --> 00:08:50,265
А, да, ясно.
Здрасьте, миссис Сильвия Багнер.
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- Я доктор.
- Ладно.
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00:08:52,525 --> 00:08:54,360
- Миссис...
- Доктор.
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00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,260
Доктор миссис Сильвия Багнер.
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00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,160
Пройдёмте в гостиную?
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00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:05,715
Поверка, раз, два.
Проверка, раз, два.
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00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:08,215
Хэндельман, запись номер 1.
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00:09:08,255 --> 00:09:10,485
Сильвия психиатр.
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00:09:10,525 --> 00:09:13,315
Да, я потомственный психиатр.
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00:09:13,355 --> 00:09:18,315
Какое совпадение.
А я потомственный пациент.
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00:09:18,355 --> 00:09:20,615
Отлично, что у вас
так много общего.
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Очень любезно с твоей стороны, Скиппи,
помочь мне в моём исследовании.
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Без проблем.
И что это за исследование?
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00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,715
Извини,
я думала, Алекс сказал тебе.
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Я пишу для Национального
журнала по психиатрии.
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00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:39,370
Исследую жизнь
подростков в обществе.
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00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:42,760
По словам Алекса,
ты вызвался добровольцем.
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Алекс, можно с тобой
поговорить наедине?
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00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,160
Вы не возражаете, миссис...
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Доктор.
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Доктор миссис Сильвия Багнер.
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00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,685
Пока вы тут говорите, можно мне
воспользоваться телефоном?
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Да, конечно.
Он на столе.
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Спасибо.
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00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:01,860
Позвоню няне, накажу ей, чтобы
уложила моих детишек до 11.
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Им можно не спать до 11?
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00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,115
Алекс, иди-ка...
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- Что это такое?
- Скип,
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ну извини, я не мог
рассказать тебе всего.
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Рассказать всего?
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00:10:12,855 --> 00:10:15,150
Алекс, ты предлагаешь мне
пойти на вечер выпускников
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с разведённой матерью, проводящей
на мне научное исследование.
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Это не сильно походит
на свидание мечты.
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Скип, тебе не так уж и просто
найти пару на свидание, согласен?
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Ещё одна девушка была
биологом.
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Но она хотела препарировать тебя
после вечера.
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Алекс, благодарю.
Нам ещё не пора, Скиппи?
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Да, да, конечно, миссис Багнер.
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Позвольте.
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Мэллори, я хочу тебя
кое с кем познакомить.
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Это миссис Багнер,
и она со мной.
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Здравствуйте.
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Мы вроде встречались раньше.
Вы тётя Скиппи.
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Нет, она моя пара.
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А, тогда приятно познакомиться.
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Мне нужно готовить речь на вечер,
не могу найти свои записи.
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Вы их не видели?
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Может, они спрятались
у тебя в усах?
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Они у тебя так разрослись, родной.
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А может, ну их, а?
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Алекс, тебе нужно
просто подождать.
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Сколько ты уже их растишь?
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8 месяцев.
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- Привет, Ник.
- Здоров. Можно?
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Не хочу, чтобы меня тут
улицезрели в этом галстуке.
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Быстрее.
Заходи в дом.
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Здоров, Ал<i>е</i>кс.
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У тебя насекомое какое-то над губой,
дай-ка прихлопну.
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Нет, Ник. Никакое это
не насекомое, это усы.
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А-а-а.
Прихлопнуть-то можно?
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Скажу Мэллори, что ты пришёл.
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Ник.
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Здоров. Залетай.
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А где все Китоны?
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Они отошли.
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Что ты с ними сделал?
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Да наверху они все.
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Понятно.
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Слышь, давай потолкуем о Мэллори.
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Я к ней не прикасался, Ник.
Клянусь.
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Мы просто соседи,
и даже не близкие.
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Моего дома отсюда
и не разглядеть.
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Полегче, Скиппи.
Расслабься.
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Ладно.
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Ну всё, я полностью расслаблен.
Клянусь.
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Вы ведь с ней вроде друзья, да?
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Ну... Я с ней дружу,
а она меня ненавидит.
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Не. Тут ты не прав.
Вы с ней неплохо ладите, так ведь?
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Ну да.
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Мне нравилось, когда в детстве
она приглядывала за мной.
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Было здорово.
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Она разрешала смотреть телек,
читала мне книжки.
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Разрешала долго не спать.
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Вы же вроде ровесники?
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Так и есть.
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Короче, мне пришла мысль, что
Мэллори вроде как тебе нравится.
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Так, Ник. Может, в пошлом она мне
и нравилась совсем чуть-чуть.
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Но сейчас я по уши влюблён
в миссис Багнер.
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Ну да.
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Но при этом, я надеюсь,
ты не в обиде, что мы с Мэллори
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идём на вечер выпускников вместе.
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Нисколько.
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Вот и отлично,
ты ведь нормальный чувак.
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Всё, Мэллори, можешь спускаться.
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О, Мэллори, ты выглядишь...
ну так, нормально.
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Спасибо.
Как тебе, Ник?
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Я думаю, ты будешь самой
потрясной девушкой на вечере.
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Давай сфоткаемся.
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Придётся снимать
этот галстук.
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Не снимай.
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Я открою, открою.
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Здравствуйте, Сильвия.
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Добрый вечер, Алекс.
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О, здрасьте, миссис Багнер.
Вы выглядите восхитительно.
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Спасибо, Скиппи.
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Ну что, пойдёмте?
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Машина наготове.
Мой отец нас отвезёт.
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Попрошу минуточку внимания.
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Добро пожаловать
на вечер выпускников.
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И начиная наш праздник,
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я с огромным удовольствием
представляю выпускника 1984-го года,
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который выступит с речью,
Алекса П. Китона.
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Спасибо.
Спасибо, мистер Бидни.
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Знаете, сегодня по дороге сюда
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я размышлял, сколько же изменений
произошло в нашем мире
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с тех пор, как я выпустился
из Хардинга.
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В основном на моём лице.
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С тобой всё хорошо, Скиппи?
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О, да, да. Всё отлично.
Нет, всё плохо.
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Сильные перепады настроения.
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Оглянитесь, посмотрите
на Мэллори с Ником.
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Он держит её за руку.
Она шепчет ему на ухо.
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Вот у них – всё отлично.
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Да, очень мило.
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Миссис Багнер, я люблю Мэллори.
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И это длится почти
с самого рождения.
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Многие из вас задаются вопросами:
"Почему именно усы?
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Почему бы не борода?
Не козлиная бородка?
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Или не шикарные,
ослепительные бакенбарды?"
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Прошу вас, миссис Багнер.
Помогите мне.
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Вы ведь изучаете
поведение подростков.
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Что они обычно делают
в такой ситуации?
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Скиппи, ты и сам подросток.
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Да, но я ещё в середине
этого возраста.
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А вы уже знаете,
чем это закончится.
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Скиппи, всё, что я могу сказать,
не держи в себе свои чувства.
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Не бойся показать их.
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Показать свои чувства?
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Теперь мне всё ясно.
Спасибо.
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Рада была помочь, Скиппи.
Ты уникальный объект.
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Гораздо лучше, чем мои
обычные белые мыши.
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Спасибо.
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00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:43,015
Конечно, растительность на лице
не решит... всех проблем мира.
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Но с чего-то мы должны начать.
Благодарю.
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Давай-ка разберёмся.
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Я говорю, давай разберёмся, Ник.
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Сейчас же!
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Скиппи, что ты делаешь?
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Ник, Мэллори – моя девушка.
И я готов за неё драться.
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Мы с ней дольше знакомы.
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00:17:23,155 --> 00:17:25,285
И если не ты, то сейчас
она танцевала бы со мной.
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Это мои чувства,
и я их показываю.
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Все психиатры
меня поддерживают.
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Давай-ка полегче, Скиппи.
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- Я не хочу драться.
- А я ещё как хочу!
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Успокойся.
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Эй-эй-эй!
Ник, Скиппи. Вы чего это?
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Походу, он очень хочет
потанцевать.
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Скип, Скиппи!
Я держу его, Ник!
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Что это тут происходит?
А ну разошлись!
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Быстро, прекращайте эту возню!
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Живо!
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Хэндельман, для ученика,
задолжавшего 4 библиотечные книги,
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вы ходите по самой кромке.
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Китон, и вы туда же?
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Простите, сэр.
Не знаю, что на меня нашло.
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Наверное, всё из-за усов.
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Твой отец всегда
позволял мне выиграть.
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Так, всё. Это последний раз,
когда я иду куда-то
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вместе с тобой, с тобой
или со Скиппи.
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Что случилось?
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Только что я разговариваю
с мистером Бидни,
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и вдруг, я уже разнимаю драку
между Скиппи и Ником.
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Из-за чего драка?
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Из-за Мэллори.
Можете в это поверить?
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Ник, вы со Скиппи в порядке?
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Да, всё путём. Хорошо, что мы упали
на Алекса и никто не пострадал.
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Всегда к вашим услугам.
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А теперь, если позволите,
я поднимусь наверх
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и сбрею уже эти усы.
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Во, вишь?
Говорил же, всё из-за усов.
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00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,060
А может, сфотографируемся,
пока они на месте?
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00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,690
Точно, принесу объектив
с самым большим увеличением.
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И о чём только Скиппи думал?
Не знала, что он на такое способен.
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Не суди его строго, Мэл.
Парень чуть не убился из-за тебя.
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Ты знаешь, он даже милый,
в надоедливом плане.
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00:19:28,455 --> 00:19:32,585
А, так он тебе нравится?
Ты бы ему сказала это.
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00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,430
Может и стоит.
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00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:38,985
Я как бы привыкла к нему.
Он словно старые носки.
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Вот видишь? Ему приятно
будет это услышать.
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00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,915
Привет, Ник.
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Здоров.
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Извини за сегодняшнее.
Надеюсь, я не сильно тебя.
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Всё путём, без обид.
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00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:55,415
Я сейчас пойду в другую комнату,
а вы тут поговорите.
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Хорошо.
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Это очень мило, Ник.
Спасибо.
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00:19:58,770 --> 00:20:00,660
Не вопрос.
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00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,465
Ну, Мэллори, как тебе
сегодняшняя вечеринка?
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Отлично...
А где миссис Багнер?
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00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:17,110
Она слишком запала на меня,
и мне пришлось... её бросить.
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00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,265
Мне жаль.
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00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:23,335
Нет, Мэллори, это мне жаль.
Ты отвергала меня 18 лет.
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00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:27,535
И я просто выставлял себя дураком,
в надежде, что это изменится.
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00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:29,765
Неужели так долго?
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00:20:29,805 --> 00:20:34,735
Да. Но теперь я повзрослел.
Я рад, что так всё вышло сегодня.
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00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,635
Теперь я понял, что жил
в воображаемом мире.
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Знаешь, я тут сидел
у вас всегда и думал,
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что будет, когда мы поженимся.
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- Поженимся?
- Да!
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00:20:48,905 --> 00:20:51,135
Я даже всё спланировал.
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00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:55,135
Вечер, пышная церемония,
большой шатёр...
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00:20:55,175 --> 00:20:56,665
Как в цирке?
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Точно.
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И вместо прохода к алтарю,
я бы вылетел из пушки.
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00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:06,480
А после... медовый месяц.
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Париж...
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00:21:08,305 --> 00:21:13,394
Наши долгие прогулки
по берегам Нила.
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Скиппи,
Нил находится в Лондоне.
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00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,365
Как скажешь.
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00:21:28,405 --> 00:21:31,150
А после мы бы купили дом
на деньги
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от моей работы испытателем
ремней безопасности.
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00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:43,235
Скиппи, а ты никогда не думал,
что я тебе не подхожу.
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00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:46,065
Я не такая уж идеальная,
как ты считаешь.
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00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,610
Ведь я довольно жестоко
с тобой обходилась.
376
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:53,935
Помнишь,
когда нам было по 2 года,
377
00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:57,610
я пыталась приклеить тебя
к игрушечному домику?
378
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,910
Помню ли я?
379
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,565
Да со мной не случалось
ничего лучшего!
380
00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:03,810
Разве не понятно?
381
00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:07,650
Если ты обращаешь на меня внимание,
значит, тебе не всё равно.
382
00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:13,335
Скиппи, мне не всё равно.
Но нам уже по 18 лет.
383
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,465
Если мы хотим
продолжать дружить,
384
00:22:15,505 --> 00:22:18,335
пора начинать вести себя
как взрослые.
385
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:21,110
Ты полностью права.
Всё верно.
386
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:25,810
Так, Скиппи... давай заключим
соглашение, ладно?
387
00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:29,610
Я перестаю издеваться над тобой,
если ты выключаешь ко мне
388
00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:33,035
свою нелепость, ребячество
и романтизм, идёт?
389
00:22:33,075 --> 00:22:35,910
С этой минуты между нами
будет простое общение.
390
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:38,735
Да, конечно.
Я попытаюсь.
391
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,480
Отлично. Давай попробуем.
392
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:44,435
Привет, Скиппи.
Как дела?
393
00:22:44,475 --> 00:22:48,535
Всё очень хорошо.
Благодарю, что спросила, Мэллори.
394
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,210
А как твои родители?
395
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,910
Всё хорошо.
396
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:55,735
Ты выйдешь за меня?
Ой, прости, прости...
397
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:59,965
Я ещё не привык.
Не привык вести себя нормально.
398
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:04,060
Мэллори, дай мне
немного времени.
399
00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:07,435
Ладно, если пообещаешь стараться.
400
00:23:07,475 --> 00:23:10,110
Обещаю.
Клянусь.
401
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:14,665
Но изредка,
по старой памяти,
402
00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:17,468
можно я буду приходить
и доставать тебя,
403
00:23:17,508 --> 00:23:21,160
а ты будешь приклеивать меня
к чему-нибудь?
404
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,440
Ну а как иначе?
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