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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 10
"Paper Lion"
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Dad, can I have the keys
to the car, please?
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I have to go to the mall
and get Andy some new clothes.
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Oh, now, wait a minute.
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Alex just took Andy
shopping yesterday.
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He's got a whole wardrobe
full of clothes.
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Mom, what if he wants to wear
something casual?
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Oh, Mallory, please.
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Children's clothes are
incredibly expensive.
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We shopped for him,
then Alex shopped for him.
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Shopping's over.
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Andy, where'd you
get that outfit?
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Alex says this is what
all the kids are wearing.
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This is his most casual
outfit, by the way.
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Everything else can only be
worn at a coronation.
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Look, Dad, we're not gonna
spend any more money, okay?
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We're just gonna return
what Alex bought
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and just get him some normal
kid's clothes, that's all.
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All right, all right,
but be back within an hour.
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We're starting dinner.
Yeah, okay.
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Don't forget
seat belts.
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Yeah, don't worry.
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Whoa. Hey!
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I see you got your
rough-and-tumble outfit on, huh?
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Goin' out to play
a little ball?
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Yeah. Baseball.
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Don't you be afraid
to slide in that gear.
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That's what it's for.
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Alex, there's a message here for
you... Professor Rhodes called.
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He'll be coming by sometime
today with the final data.
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Whoa,
this is incredible.
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Do you realize
what this means?
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Well, it's just
a wild guess,
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but, uh, I'd say it means
that Professor Rhodes
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will be coming by sometime
today with the final data.
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Nice try, Dad.
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That's not right?
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Well, that's just the tip
of the iceberg.
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Look, if professor
Rhodes says
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he's coming by today
with the final data,
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it means he's made a breakthrough
on our research project.
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My name is gonna be on a paper
with Dr. Lloyd Rhodes...
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my idol, my mentor,
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the father of
Rhodes-ian economics.
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I wonder if his name
should go first.
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Congratulations, honey.
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I know how hard you've
worked on this paper.
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Oh, and, Mom, do you know
this could put me in line
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for the Wilson Award
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for outstanding achievement
in student research?
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It's the first jewel
in the triple crown,
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followed by the McKinley Award
for grade-point average
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and the Adams
for neatness and appearance.
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Oh, I got it.
I got it.
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Hey, hey, Professor Rhodes,
come on in. Welcome.
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Thank you, Alex.
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Listen, I'd like you
to meet my parents,
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Steven and Elyse Keaton.
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Professor.
Very nice to meet you.
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Hi. Alex has told us
a lot about you.
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Well, you have quite
a remarkable young man here.
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Yeah, Alex has
told us that, too.
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You know, I-I really shouldn't
tell you this, Alex,
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but I think your contribution
to this paper
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is gonna get you
the Wilson Award
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for outstanding research
achievement.
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The Wilson Award, sir.
Thought never entered my mind.
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As emcee at awards night,
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you're liable to be
presenting it to yourself.
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Ooh, I like that.
I like that.
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That way, no one else's
fingerprints will get on it.
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Well, Alex, here it is...
the final data.
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Do you realize
what I'm holding here?
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Well, I've been burned
on this one before, but, uh...
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...but I'm gonna
take a wild guess
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and say, uh,
the final data.
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Nice try, Mr. Keaton.
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But it's
much more than that.
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It's the culmination
of my life's work.
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It's the logical
conclusion of 45 years
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devoted to the field
of economics.
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And my name's
gonna be on it.
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And my name
is going first.
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I got to tell you,
Professor Rhodes,
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this is a stunning piece
of work.
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"The concept of diminishing
marginal returns
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"must be reassessed
in light of the elasticity
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of consumer demand..."
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"...given variable interest rates
in the post-Keynesian era."
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I'm sorry.
It's just so damn beautiful.
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Well, Alex, you're certainly
the most passionate
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e-economics assistant
I've ever had.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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It's just that, uh,
economics is my life,
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and it's just
so thrilling for me
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to be able
to work with you...
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spend time with you.
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Uh, let's keep the hugging
to a minimum, Alex.
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I'm sorry.
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Although I can understand
your enthusiasm.
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I mean, you...
you have a real talent.
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You know, you could be
one of the great economists
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of your generation.
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Please don't hug me.
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Oh, Professor Rhodes,
I'd like you to meet my sisters.
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This is Jennifer,
this is Mallory, and this is...
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Who is this?
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What happened to you?
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Sad, isn't it?
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I do not want
a 3-year-old brother
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who looks like Mad Max.
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I do not want
a 3-year-old brother
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who looks like
Winston Churchill.
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Professor Rhodes,
back me up on this.
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Oh, I kind of like
what he's wearing.
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Wh-where does a person like me
get an outfit like that?
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At 'The Hip Toddler'.
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Why don't you guys
be on your way, huh?
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Well, good luck
with your economics homework.
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Mallory, Mallory,
come here. Come here.
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This is hardly
economics homework.
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This will be a landmark
economic treatise.
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"An Econometric Analysis
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"of the Household's
Intemporal Allocation
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under
Additive Preferences."
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Now I'm interested.
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Actually, it's much more
interesting than it sounds.
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You see, underneath
all of that jargon,
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there's a basic concept
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that might relate to you much
more readily than you imagine.
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Professor Rhodes,
you have no idea
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who you're
dealing with here.
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Here. L-let me explain.
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Here.
Sit down, Mallory.
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Look, say that you
went to the store
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to buy
a particular skirt,
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and there was a blouse
in that store
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that would only go
with the skirt.
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This is scary.
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Now say that the price
of the skirt rose dramatically
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and you couldn't
afford it anymore.
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Would you still
want to buy the blouse?
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Why would I want a blouse
if I had nothing to go with it?
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Exactly. Now you
understand the concept
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of cross-elasticity
of demand.
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What happened
to the skirt?
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That was just an example.
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What color was the skirt?
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It doesn't matter.
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Doesn't matter?
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Excuse me, sir.
With all due respect,
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you don't know the first thing
about economics.
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Don't feel bad,
Professor Rhodes.
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You were
taking economics
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where no man
has gone before.
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Listen, I have to run.
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You've got all
of the raw data here, Alex.
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All you have to do is to put it
under the proper subheadings,
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and by gosh, our paper
is ready to go.
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It'll be a pleasure
and an honor, sir.
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Eh, hug understood.
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Hi, honey.
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I can't believe
the outfits they bought.
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A little boy should not be
sleeping in sequined pajamas.
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He looks like
Liberace's son.
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Well, the girls' intentions
were good.
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Wish I could say the same thing
for their taste.
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What do they expect,
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shopping in a store
called The Hip Toddler?
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Well, it's better than
where Alex took him...
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The Corporate Toddler.
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This is all wrong.
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I can't believe you're still
working on that same project.
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What is it, Alex?
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This is crazy.
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These... these figures
don't add up.
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They just don't support
Professor Rhodes' hypothesis.
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Is it possible
you miscalculated?
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Come on, Mom, I-I've gone
over these things
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a hundred different ways.
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It's just
not gonna work.
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Do you realize
what this means?
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I'm not falling
for that a third time.
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It means I'm gonna
have to tell Professor Rhodes
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that 3 years of research
is down the drain,
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that all this work
was in vain.
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Means I'm gonna have
to break his heart.
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Come in.
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Professor Rhodes?
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Alex, how's the final
checking going?
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Well, that's...
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that's what I wanted to
talk to you about, sir.
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It's, uh, done.
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Well, talk to me.
Don't hold back.
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How did it come out?
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Sir, do you have
any other...
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hobbies
besides economics?
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No. None at all.
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You know,
a nice stamp collection
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can really cheer a guy up.
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I'll have to try it sometime,
but in the meanwhile,
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nothing is more important to me
than economics,
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and specifically
this paper of ours.
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They have stamps with horsies
on them and duckies and...
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There's an Elvis one.
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Alex, is there something
wrong with our paper?
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Sir, I'm sorry.
I tabulated these figures.
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They don't support
our hypothesis.
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The... the entire foundation
of our theory,
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our whole premise,
everything we worked for,
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is invalid.
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Stamp collection,
you say?
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You can bounce back
from this.
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I mean, think of
all the famous people
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who failed before
they went on to glory.
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Think of
the Wright brothers, sir.
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Do you know how many
running jumps they took
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before they realized they needed
to be in a vehicle to fly?
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This is quite a blow.
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I was hoping this paper
would boost my career.
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Sir, your career
doesn't need any boosting.
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You're one of the most popular
professors on this campus.
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You ask anybody
in the economics department.
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Thanks, Alex, but unfortunately,
times have changed.
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It's not enough to be a popular,
good teacher anymore.
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Universities are looking
for successful researchers.
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Publishing is the key.
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It's publish or perish.
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Well, it's not
more important than teaching.
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If you don't mind,
I'd like to...
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I'd like to be alone,
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just me
and my invalid hypothesis.
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I understand.
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I'm only sorry
that I brought your hopes up
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about the Wilson Award.
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Oh, come on, sir.
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I don't care about
the Wilson Award.
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I'm only concerned
about you,
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your position
in the department.
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I'm completely out
of the running, huh?
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I'm afraid so.
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Thanks
for everything, Alex.
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Thank you.
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I'll see you in class.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Dean Ellis, Lloyd Rhodes.
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Listen, I have great news.
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My paper is completed,
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and I think
it's a breakthrough.
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Oh, yeah. It'll... it'll
be ready for presentation
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at the awards ceremonies.
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Oh, yes.
It's definitely publishable.
255
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Yeah.
256
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Thanks.
I'll be talking to you.
257
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Okay,
how does this sound?
258
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It's my opening remarks
for tonight's awards banquet.
259
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"My fellow economists,
due to a grave error,
260
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"tonight's Wilson Award
261
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"will not be going
to Alex P. Keaton.
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I suggest everyone
go home immediately."
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This came
for you, honey.
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Yeah.
265
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It's the program for
tonight's awards banquet,
266
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what should have been
the biggest night
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of Professor Rhodes' career.
268
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I don't even
want to look at it.
269
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I may just catch the flu
for this one.
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Listen to these topics...
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"Labor Unions in Burma."
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"Third World
Monetary Spirals."
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"An Economic Analysis
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of the Household's
Intemporal... "
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Wait a minute.
I know this one.
276
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This is the one about
the skirt and the blouse.
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"The one about
the skirt and the blouse"?
278
00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:26,267
Well, there's a skirt
in the window...
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
Let me see that.
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I don't believe this.
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It sa... it says in here
283
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that our paper is scheduled
to be presented tonight.
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I thought you said
that paper was invalid.
285
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It is invalid.
286
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These figures
have all been changed.
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Do you realize
what this means?
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Let's just
assume I don't.
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It means that either
this is a big mistake,
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or Professor Rhodes...
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It's got to
be a mistake.
292
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Well, ask him what store
that skirt was in.
293
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Come in.
294
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You busy, sir?
295
00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:11,227
No. I was just reviewing
296
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Professor Marshall's
latest book...
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"Post-Industrial
Macroeconomics in Asia."
298
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Have you seen the program
for tonight's dinner?
299
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Oh, yeah.
300
00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:22,627
Thought they did
a lovely job.
301
00:14:22,657 --> 00:14:26,227
I was particularly taken
by the, uh, new typeface.
302
00:14:26,257 --> 00:14:27,867
You know,
it says in there
303
00:14:27,897 --> 00:14:30,497
that we're gonna be presenting
our paper tonight.
304
00:14:30,527 --> 00:14:33,967
I was gonna call the printers,
tell 'em they made a mistake.
305
00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:35,627
Alex, it's not
a mistake.
306
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,627
But there's absolutely
no support for our theory.
307
00:14:38,657 --> 00:14:41,127
I mean, our paper is
completely invalid.
308
00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:43,497
The... the numbers
are all fabricated.
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I admit it needs
a little work.
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Wait a minute.
311
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Sir, you can't
go through with this.
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It's wrong.
313
00:14:57,427 --> 00:15:00,167
You know, it's morally
and ethically wrong.
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Alex...
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You know...
316
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I am under more pressure
317
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:12,197
than you can
possibly imagine.
318
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If I don't
publish this paper,
319
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the university is
going to squeeze me out.
320
00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:19,627
Look, don't you know
your students look up to you,
321
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not just for your
knowledge of economics
322
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and your ability
to teach it,
323
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but for the way
you make us believe
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that honesty and integrity
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are an economist's
most valuable tools.
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Alex, grow up, will you?
327
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Don't you understand
328
00:15:32,157 --> 00:15:35,667
that teaching has become
a-a business like any other?
329
00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:37,127
Publication
brings prestige.
330
00:15:37,157 --> 00:15:38,627
It attracts endowments.
331
00:15:38,657 --> 00:15:40,427
It attracts money.
332
00:15:40,457 --> 00:15:44,927
No one is more interested
in attracting money than me.
333
00:15:44,957 --> 00:15:49,797
I've spent my whole life
trying to attract money.
334
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:52,280
I'm gonna name
my kids after money.
335
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:59,397
But I know
that this is wrong.
336
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Alex...
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00:16:01,297 --> 00:16:02,527
You're a young man
338
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with a young man's
ideals,
339
00:16:04,157 --> 00:16:06,697
and that's exactly
as it should be.
340
00:16:06,727 --> 00:16:09,197
I am an old man
who is being pushed out
341
00:16:09,227 --> 00:16:11,127
by a young breed
of teacher
342
00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:13,597
who would rather sit
behind a word processor
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than stand
in front of a class.
344
00:16:15,427 --> 00:16:17,980
I am a dinosaur.
345
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,727
And you know
what happened to them.
346
00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:23,397
They didn't
publish any papers,
347
00:16:23,427 --> 00:16:24,810
and they
became extinct.
348
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,667
What am I supposed to do?
349
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:32,167
Am I supposed to blindly go
along with what you're doing,
350
00:16:32,197 --> 00:16:34,027
even though I know
that this paper
351
00:16:34,057 --> 00:16:35,897
is a deliberate,
calculated fraud?
352
00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:38,427
You have the power
to stop me.
353
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,597
We both know that.
354
00:16:40,627 --> 00:16:42,627
I hope you won't.
355
00:16:42,657 --> 00:16:45,427
I hope you'll look
the other way.
356
00:16:45,457 --> 00:16:47,597
And believe me,
357
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:50,810
before long, this will
all be forgotten.
358
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,050
Not by me.
359
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,227
Surely, The International
Monetary Fund
360
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,827
cannot refinance this debt
without guarantees
361
00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:09,150
from The World Bank
and established creditors.
362
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:13,067
This is
incredibly boring.
363
00:17:13,097 --> 00:17:15,227
All these dull,
pompous economists.
364
00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:19,097
It's like being
in a room full of Alexs.
365
00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:20,827
I wish I'd been
smart like Mallory
366
00:17:20,857 --> 00:17:23,027
and faked the flu.
367
00:17:23,057 --> 00:17:25,227
Come on. Let's go.
368
00:17:25,257 --> 00:17:28,097
Oh, this is
the greatest.
369
00:17:28,127 --> 00:17:30,227
It's better
than last year.
370
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,567
Some of my favorite economists
are here.
371
00:17:32,597 --> 00:17:34,027
Any chance for autographs?
372
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:35,667
Sure, I know it's exciting.
373
00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:37,927
All these economists
all dressed up,
374
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,127
talking interest rates
everywhere.
375
00:17:40,157 --> 00:17:42,167
See those
little hors d'oeuvres
376
00:17:42,197 --> 00:17:44,427
shaped like
The Treasury Department?
377
00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:46,480
It's a magical night.
378
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,167
Ah, I know. I know.
For some reason,
379
00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:54,367
I can't seem to get
in the spirit of it.
380
00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:56,727
For one thing, I have
to present somebody else
381
00:17:56,757 --> 00:17:57,927
with the Wilson Award,
382
00:17:57,957 --> 00:18:00,410
which I should obviously
be presenting to myself.
383
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,167
And then there's this problem
with Professor Rhodes.
384
00:18:04,197 --> 00:18:05,727
I mean, my...
my idol, my mentor,
385
00:18:05,757 --> 00:18:07,467
a man I've patterned
my whole life after
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00:18:07,497 --> 00:18:09,697
is gonna go up there
and deceive this audience,
387
00:18:09,727 --> 00:18:11,197
and I have to
introduce him.
388
00:18:11,227 --> 00:18:12,597
What am
I supposed to say?
389
00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:15,297
"Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome my hero,
390
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,450
a really big liar..."
391
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,327
"...Dr. Lloyd Rhodes."
392
00:18:21,357 --> 00:18:24,267
You start off
with a joke.
393
00:18:24,297 --> 00:18:26,410
She's startin' to wind up.
I better get up there.
394
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,527
And thus,
395
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,227
the industrial nations
must establish
396
00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:34,027
the viability
of I.M.F. loans
397
00:18:34,057 --> 00:18:36,697
to developing
Third-World Nations.
398
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:38,680
Thank you.
399
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,997
Each year,
400
00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:49,997
the Leland
Economics Department
401
00:18:50,027 --> 00:18:52,867
honors the most outstanding
student researcher
402
00:18:52,897 --> 00:18:55,997
with the Theodore F. Wilson
Award.
403
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:59,027
Besides this...
404
00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:00,850
handsome
commemorative plaque.
405
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,767
This year's winner
will receive
406
00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:09,267
a semester's scholarship
407
00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:12,250
to study at the London
School of Economics.
408
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:18,567
The winner of this year's
Theodore F. Wilson Award is...
409
00:19:18,597 --> 00:19:20,697
What do you know about that!
Alex Keaton!
410
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,867
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
411
00:19:22,897 --> 00:19:25,627
Um, the winner
of this year's Wilson Award
412
00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:27,067
is Eve Kimball.
413
00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:29,380
Oh, that's an "E."
Eve Kimball.
414
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,867
I would just like to thank
Professor Marshall
415
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:42,567
for letting me
do research with her,
416
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:44,967
a-and I...
Okay, that's time, Evie.
417
00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:46,567
Thank you very much.
418
00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:49,067
But, Alex, nobody else
had a time limit.
419
00:19:49,097 --> 00:19:51,067
You're right.
I'm sorry, Eve.
420
00:19:51,097 --> 00:19:53,480
We're just... we're running
a little behind.
421
00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:00,867
Which... brings me
to our final presentation
422
00:20:00,897 --> 00:20:02,350
of the night.
423
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,397
Uh, a paper...
424
00:20:06,427 --> 00:20:08,727
to be presented
425
00:20:08,757 --> 00:20:10,980
by Dr. Lloyd Rhodes.
426
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:14,697
A man that I've worked
very closely with
427
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:18,827
and have gotten to know
very well.
428
00:20:18,857 --> 00:20:21,167
You know,
I had a hard time tonight
429
00:20:21,197 --> 00:20:25,167
tryin' to think of, uh,
what to say about Dr. Rhodes
430
00:20:25,197 --> 00:20:28,167
that would shed some light
on who he is
431
00:20:28,197 --> 00:20:30,397
and what he stands for.
432
00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:32,727
But I know this.
433
00:20:32,757 --> 00:20:35,397
When I think about
what's most important to me
434
00:20:35,427 --> 00:20:36,727
here at Leland,
435
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:39,327
most of the time,
I think of him.
436
00:20:39,357 --> 00:20:41,967
And I know
I share that feeling
437
00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:44,627
with every student who's
ever had the privilege
438
00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:47,780
and the pleasure of sitting
in his classroom.
439
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,727
I admire this man tremendously.
440
00:20:52,757 --> 00:20:55,297
And I know when I leave Leland,
441
00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:59,027
I'm gonna leave
with a confidence in myself
442
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:02,767
and a love for economics
that he taught me.
443
00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:04,827
Ladies and gentlemen,
444
00:21:04,857 --> 00:21:07,610
uh, Dr. Lloyd Rhodes.
445
00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:14,910
Thank you, Alex.
446
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,997
That was a teacher's
dream come true.
447
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:23,897
You know, when I first
started teaching at Leland,
448
00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:25,967
things were a lot less
complicated.
449
00:21:25,997 --> 00:21:28,567
We didn't have
all these awards ceremonies
450
00:21:28,597 --> 00:21:30,127
and publishing contracts.
451
00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:32,627
We taught because we loved kids,
452
00:21:32,657 --> 00:21:34,627
and we wanted to see them grow.
453
00:21:34,657 --> 00:21:36,467
Now it's different.
454
00:21:36,497 --> 00:21:38,127
College isn't
for students anymore.
455
00:21:38,157 --> 00:21:39,450
It's for the professors.
456
00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:44,350
I got caught up
in the competition myself.
457
00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:47,127
I came here
458
00:21:47,157 --> 00:21:49,627
intending to present
a paper tonight,
459
00:21:49,657 --> 00:21:51,110
ladies and gentlemen...
460
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,880
...a paper that is
a complete fraud.
461
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,797
I was going
to go through with it,
462
00:21:59,827 --> 00:22:02,797
because I thought I had to
to keep my job,
463
00:22:02,827 --> 00:22:05,197
to prove my worth
to the administration.
464
00:22:05,227 --> 00:22:08,397
But in the final analysis,
that's not important.
465
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,867
I am a teacher.
466
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:12,797
And in a college,
467
00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:16,527
there's nothing
more important than that.
468
00:22:16,557 --> 00:22:19,850
Someone reminded me
of that tonight.
469
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:23,127
So, uh,
ladies and gentlemen,
470
00:22:23,157 --> 00:22:26,127
I don't have a paper
to present tonight,
471
00:22:26,157 --> 00:22:30,327
but what I do have is
infinitely more important.
472
00:22:30,357 --> 00:22:32,627
I have, I hope,
473
00:22:32,657 --> 00:22:35,897
the esteem, the respect,
474
00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:38,797
the admiration
of my students.
475
00:22:38,827 --> 00:22:40,627
And for a teacher,
476
00:22:40,657 --> 00:22:42,967
there's nothing
more important than that.
477
00:22:42,997 --> 00:22:44,550
Thank you.
478
00:22:54,110 --> 00:22:57,527
Well, Alex, that's that.
479
00:22:57,557 --> 00:22:59,497
No award for you,
480
00:22:59,527 --> 00:23:02,797
and no research
presentation from me.
481
00:23:02,827 --> 00:23:04,327
Tough night, huh?
482
00:23:04,357 --> 00:23:08,167
I was just proud to be
your student tonight.
483
00:23:08,197 --> 00:23:09,697
Thanks, Alex.
484
00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:11,267
I'm proud of you.
485
00:23:11,297 --> 00:23:14,010
I know...
hug understood.
486
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:16,680
Hug required.
487
00:23:19,110 --> 00:23:21,397
Let's strike
a nice natural pose.
488
00:23:21,427 --> 00:23:22,710
Oh, just a minute.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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5 сезон 10 серия
«Бумажный лев»
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00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:07,047
Пап, я возьму ключи от машины?
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00:01:07,077 --> 00:01:09,777
Съезжу в торговый центр,
куплю одежды для Энди.
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Они же с Алексом
только вчера ездили.
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Шкаф Энди ломится от одежды.
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А если ему понадобится
что-то повседневное?
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Мэллори, будет тебе.
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Детские вещи
неимоверно дорогие.
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Мы покупали, Алекс покупал.
Покупкам конец.
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Энди, откуда у тебя
этот костюм?
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Алекс сказал,
все дети так одеваются.
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И это самый повседневный
костюм из всех.
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Остальное впору надевать
лишь на коронацию.
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Пап, мы не потратим больше денег.
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Просто вернём купленное Алексом
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и возьмём нормальной
детской одежды.
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Ладно, ладно.
Но надолго не пропадайте.
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- Ужин через час.
- Хорошо.
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- Не забудьте пристегнуться.
- Да, не забудем.
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О, гляньте-ка!
Одел свой спортивный костюм?
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В мяч поиграть собрался?
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Ага. В футбол.
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И не бойся делать в нём подкаты.
Для этого он и куплен.
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Алекс, тебе звонил
профессор Родес.
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Он зайдёт сегодня
с окончательными данными.
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Вот это да!
Ты понимаешь, что это значит?
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Ткну пальцем в небо, конечно,
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но, по-моему, это значит,
что профессор Родес
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зайдёт сегодня
с окончательными данными.
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Смелое предположение, отец.
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Я ошибся?
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Это лишь верхушка айсберга.
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Если профессор Родес принесёт
окончательные данные,
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это значит, он совершил прорыв
в нашей научной работе.
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Моё имя напишут рядом
с именем доктора Ллойда Родеса...
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моего кумира и наставника,
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основоположника
родезийской экономики.
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Интересно, обязательно,
чтобы сначала шло его имя?
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Поздравляю, родной. Ты вложил
много труда в эту работу.
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Мне, мам, даже могут дать
премию Уилсона
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за выдающиеся достижения
в студенческом исследовании.
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Это первый бриллиант
в тройной короне:
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далее премия Маккинли
за лучший средний балл
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и премия Адамса
за опрятность и внешний вид.
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Я открою, открою.
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Профессор Родес,
милости прошу.
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Спасибо, Алекс.
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Познакомьтесь, это мои
родители, Стивен и Элиза.
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- Здравствуйте, профессор.
- Рад знакомству.
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Здравствуйте. Алекс
много о вас рассказывал.
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У вас удивительный сын.
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Об этом Алекс тоже упоминал.
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Алекс, не стоит этого говорить,
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но, по-моему, твой вклад
в нашу работу
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позволит тебе получить
премию Уилсона
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за выдающиеся
научные достижения.
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Премия Уилсона, сэр?
Даже мысли такой не приходило.
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Как ведущему церемонии,
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тебе придётся представлять
работу самому себе.
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Мне нравится, вполне даже.
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Так никто не заляпает её
грязными руками.
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Вот, Алекс,
окончательные данные.
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Вы понимаете,
что я держу в руках?
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Я обжёгся уже недавно
на таком, но...
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снова ткну пальцем в небо
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и скажу, что это –
окончательные данные.
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Смелое предположение,
мистер Китон.
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Но это нечто большее.
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Это венец работы
всей моей жизни.
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Логический итог 45-ти лет
пахоты поля экономики.
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И на нём будет моё имя.
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Но моё – будет первым.
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Должен сказать, профессор,
это просто нечто.
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"Концепция убывающей доходности
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должна быть пересмотрена
в свете гибкости
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потребительского спроса,
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дающего вариативность процентных
ставок в посткейнсианскую эру".
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Простите.
Но это так красиво!
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Алекс, ты определённо
самый эмоциональный
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помощник за всё время
моей работы.
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Простите.
Простите.
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Экономика...
это всё для меня.
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Я испытываю трепет
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от возможности
работать с вами...
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проводить с вами время.
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Давай сведём объятия
до минимума, Алекс.
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Хорошо.
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Но твой энтузиазм мне понятен.
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У тебя талант.
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И ты вполне можешь стать
одним из лучших экономистов
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своего поколения.
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Давай без объятий.
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Профессор Родес,
познакомьтесь с моими сёстрами.
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Дженнифер, Мэллори,
а это...
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Кто это?
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Что с тобой случилось?
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Грустно, правда?
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Мне не нужен трёхлетний брат,
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который выглядит
как Безумный Макс.
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А мне не нужен трёхлетний брат,
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который выглядит
как Уинстон Черчилль.
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Профессор, поддержите меня.
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А мне нравится, как он одет.
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Где взять такой же
костюмчик на меня?
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В "Стильном младенце".
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Ну ладно, ребята, идите.
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Удачи тебе с домашней
по экономике.
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Мэллори, Мэллори, постой-ка.
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Это далеко не домашняя
по экономике.
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В будущем это эпохальный
трактат по экономике.
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"Эконометрический анализ
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недатированных ассигнований
домохозяйств
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под влиянием
аддитивных предпочтений".
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Очень интересно.
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Это намного интереснее,
чем звучит. Видите ли,
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под всем этим научным жаргоном
кроется базовая идея,
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которая с лёгкостью
может быть применена к вам.
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Профессор Родес,
вы даже не представляете,
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с кем имеете дело.
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Садитесь. Я вам объясню.
Прошу вас, Мэллори.
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Так.
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Скажем, вы пошли в магазин
купить определённую юбку.
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И в магазине есть блузка,
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которая подходит только
к этой юбке.
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Это стрёмно.
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Предположим, что цена
на юбку резко возросла,
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и больше вы не можете
себе её позволить.
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Захотите ли вы по-прежнему
покупать блузку?
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Зачем мне блузка,
которую не с чем носить?
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Верно. Теперь вы
поняли концепцию
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перекрёстной
эластичности спроса.
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Что стало с юбкой?
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Это был лишь пример.
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А какого она была цвета?
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Неважно.
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Неважно?
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Простите, сэр.
При всём уважении,
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вы ничего не знаете
об экономике.
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Не расстраивайтесь,
профессор.
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Вы объясняли экономику там,
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где ещё не ступала нога
экономиста.
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Мне надо бежать.
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У тебя есть все
исходные данные, Алекс.
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Остаётся только расставить их
по правильным субпозициям,
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и, чёрт возьми,
наша работа готова.
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Приму за честь исполнить, сэр.
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Обойдёмся без объятий.
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Привет, Алекс.
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Только подумать,
чего они накупили.
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Маленький мальчик не должен
спать в расшитой блёстками пижаме.
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Он выглядит как сын
короля поп сцены.
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Девочки хотели как лучше.
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Жаль нельзя сказать
того же и об их вкусе.
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Ещё бы. Покупать вещи в магазине
с названием "Стильный младенец"?
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Лучше того, где закупался Алекс.
"Корпоративный младенец".
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Всё неправильно.
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Ты всё ещё сидишь
над той же работой?
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В чём проблема, Алекс?
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Это бред.
Значения не подходят.
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Они противоречат гипотезе
профессора Родеса.
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Возможно, ты посчитал
неправильно?
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Мама, я всё перепроверил
уже 100 раз.
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Ничего не сходится.
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Ты понимаешь,
что это значит?
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В третий раз я на это не куплюсь.
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Теперь мне придётся сказать
профессору Родесу,
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что три года исследований –
псу под хвост,
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что вся работа
проделана впустую.
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Придётся разбить ему сердце.
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Войдите.
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Профессор Родес?
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Алекс, ну как там
последняя проверка?
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Как раз об этом... я и хотел
с вами поговорить, сэр.
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Я всё проверил.
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Так рассказывай, не тяни.
Как всё вышло?
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Сэр, вы увлекаетесь ещё чем-то,
помимо экономики?
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Нет. Ничем.
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Коллекционирование марок вот
очень увлекательное занятие.
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Попробую когда-нибудь,
но в данный момент
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экономика для меня –
это самое важное.
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И особенно важна
наша с тобой работа.
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Знаете, бывают марки
с лошадками, с уточками...
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Есть даже с Элвисом.
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Алекс, какие-то проблемы
с расчётами?
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Сэр, мне жаль.
Я подставил данные.
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Они противоречат
нашей гипотезе.
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Вся основа нашего предположения,
всё, над чем мы работали,
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ошибочно.
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Марки коллекционировать,
говоришь?
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Вы оправитесь от этого.
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Сколько великих людей
пришли к славе,
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потерпев неудачу вначале?
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Вспомните братьев Райт, сэр.
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Знаете сколько раз
они прыгали с разбега,
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перед тем как понять,
что им нужен самолёт?
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Это сильный удар.
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Я надеялся, что это исследование
даст мне карьерный рост.
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Сэр, зачем вам расти?
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Вы один из самых уважаемых
преподавателей в колледже.
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Кого угодно спросите
на факультете.
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Спасибо, конечно, Алекс.
Но увы, времена переменились.
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Теперь недостаточно
быть уважаемым.
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Университетам нужны
успешные научные сотрудники.
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С опубликованными работами.
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Публикуйся или умри.
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Это не важнее преподавания.
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Если ты не возражаешь,
я бы хотел побыть один,
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наедине с моей
ошибочной гипотезой.
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Понимаю.
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Я сожалею, что внушил
тебе ложные надежды
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на премию Уилсона.
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Ну что вы, сэр.
Плевать мне на премию Уилсона.
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Меня волнуете вы, ваше
положение на факультете.
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Мне совсем ничего не светит?
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Боюсь, что нет.
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Спасибо тебе за всё, Алекс.
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Увидимся на занятиях.
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Да. Спасибо.
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Декан Эллис? Это Ллойд Родес.
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У меня прекрасные новости.
Моё исследование завершено.
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И я считаю, это прорыв.
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Да-да. Я его представлю
на церемонии награждения.
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Да, можно смело публиковать.
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Конечно.
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Спасибо. Я буду на связи.
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Оцени-ка, отец.
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Моё вступительное слово
на сегодняшней премии.
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"Друзья-экономисты,
в результате фатальной ошибки
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премия Уилсона не достанется
Алексу П. Китону.
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Предлагаю всем
разойтись по домам".
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Тебе конверт, родной.
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Да.
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А вот и программа вечера,
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который должен был стать
звёздным часом
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для профессора Родеса.
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Смотреть даже больно.
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На этот вечер
я болею гриппом.
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Гляньте на темы.
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"Профсоюзы рабочих в Бирме".
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"Денежные спирали
Третьего мира".
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"Эконометрический анализ
недатированных ассигнований..."
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Вроде что-то знакомое.
Это о юбке и блузке, да?
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"О юбке и блузке?"
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В магазине продаётся юбка...
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Так, минутку. Погодите.
Дай-ка посмотреть.
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Глазам не верю.
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Тут сказано,
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что наша работа заявлена
на сегодняшний вечер.
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Ты же говорил,
что в ней есть ошибка.
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Так и есть.
Все расчёты подбиты.
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Ты понимаешь,
что это значит?
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Предположим, что нет.
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Это значит, что либо
ошиблись при печати,
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либо профессор Родес...
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Да нет, быть не может.
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Спроси его, в каком
магазине была та юбка.
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Войдите.
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Вы не заняты, сэр?
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Нет. Листаю вот
последнюю работу
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профессора Маршалл:
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"Постиндустриальная
макроэкономика Азии".
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Вы видели программу
сегодняшнего вечера?
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Да.
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У них неплохо получилось.
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Этот новый шрифт –
просто загляденье.
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Здесь написано,
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что сегодня мы будем
представлять нашу работу.
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Я собрался звонить в типографию,
сказать, что они ошиблись.
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Алекс, тут нет ошибки.
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Но ведь она не сходится
с нашей теорией.
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Всё наше исследование неверно.
Расчёты подогнаны.
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Стоило сил всё это сделать.
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Погодите.
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Сэр, так нельзя.
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Это неправильно.
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Неправильно ни с моральной,
ни этической точки зрения.
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Алекс...
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Ты знаешь...
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Я сейчас под таким давлением,
что тебе и не представить.
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Если я не опубликую эту работу,
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меня просто-напросто
вышвырнут из университета.
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А какой пример вы подадите
вашим студентам?
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Ваши знания по экономике,
ваша квалификация...
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Вы ведь сами учили нас,
что честность и порядочность –
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это главные инструменты
экономиста.
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Алекс, повзрослей уже.
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Разве не видишь,
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что преподавание сейчас
стало таким же бизнесом?
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Публикации дают авторитет.
Привлекают финансирование.
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Привлекают деньги.
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Никто больше меня не заинтересован
в привлечении денег.
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00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:49,727
Всю свою жизнь я стараюсь
привлечь деньги.
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Да я детей будущих
назову в честь денег.
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Но я знаю точно:
вот это – неправильно.
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Алекс...
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00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,377
Ты ещё молод,
молоды и твои идеалы.
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И так и должно быть.
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00:16:06,657 --> 00:16:09,127
А я уже старик,
которого подпирает
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новое поколение
преподавателей.
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Они лучше будут сидеть
перед монитором,
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чем выступать перед аудиторией.
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Я динозавр.
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00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,657
И ты знаешь, что с ними стало.
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00:16:21,687 --> 00:16:26,724
Они не публиковали
научные работы и вымерли.
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00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:28,978
А мне вы что прикажете?
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00:16:29,008 --> 00:16:32,097
Закрыть глаза на ваши действия,
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00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:33,957
прекрасно зная,
что это исследование –
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намеренно
сфабрикованный подлог?
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Ты вправе остановить меня.
Нам это обоим известно.
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00:16:40,557 --> 00:16:45,357
Но надеюсь, ты так не поступишь.
И посмотришь на это иначе.
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Поверь мне, очень скоро
все про это забудут.
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Но не я.
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00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:04,157
Безусловно, Международный
валютный фонд
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не может рефинансировать
этот кредит без гарантий
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00:17:06,787 --> 00:17:09,100
Всемирного банка
и установленных кредиторов.
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00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,997
Ну и скучища.
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00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:15,157
Сплошные унылые
напыщенные экономисты.
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Словно я в комнате,
наполненной Алексами.
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Жаль, что я не такой
умный, как Мэллори,
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00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:22,957
и не симулировал грипп.
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Ну всё, пошли отсюда.
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00:17:25,187 --> 00:17:28,027
О, как здесь интересно.
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Интереснее, чем в прошлом году.
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00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:32,007
Здесь все мои любимые
экономисты.
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00:17:32,037 --> 00:17:33,957
Ещё бы автограф как взять.
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00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,597
Да, волнующее событие.
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00:17:35,627 --> 00:17:37,857
Экономисты при костюмах,
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повсюду разговоры
о рынках и бумагах...
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А эти закуски в форме
Государственного казначейства.
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Волшебный вечер.
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Да, верно.
По объективной причине
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я не могу проникнуться
его духом.
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Придётся вручать премию
Уилсона кому-то другому,
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а не самому себе.
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00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:04,097
Да ещё проблема
с профессором Родесом.
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Мой кумир и наставник,
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на которого я думал
ровняться всю жизнь,
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выйдет и станет обманывать
всех в этом зале.
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А мне его объявлять.
Как это будет выглядеть?
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00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:15,227
"Дамы и господа,
поприветствуйте моего кумира,
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00:18:15,257 --> 00:18:17,400
и настоящего обманщика...
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00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,257
доктора Ллойда Родеса".
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Начни с шутки.
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Она вроде заканчивает.
Пойду ближе к сцене.
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00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,157
Таким образом, развитые нации
должны обеспечить
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займы для стран Третьего мира
посредством МВФ.
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Спасибо за внимание.
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Ежегодно экономический
факультет Лиланда
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вручает премию
Теодора Уилсона
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самому выдающемуся
студенческому исследованию,
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а также...
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вот эту красивую
памятную табличку.
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00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,697
В этом году победитель получит
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возможность отправиться
на один семестр
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в Лондонский институт
экономики.
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00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:18,497
И обладателем премии
Уилсона становится...
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Кто бы мог подумать?
Алекс Китон!
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Большое спасибо!
Спасибо.
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00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:25,557
Обладатель премии
Уилсона в этом году –
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Ева Кимбелл.
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Ах это "Е".
Ева Кимбелл.
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Я хочу поблагодарить
профессора Маршалл
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за честь проводить с ней
исследование,
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00:19:42,919 --> 00:19:44,897
- а также...
- Время, Ева. Время.
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00:19:44,927 --> 00:19:46,497
Большое спасибо.
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00:19:46,527 --> 00:19:49,489
Но Алекс, никого больше
не ограничивали по времени.
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00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:50,809
Ты права.
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00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:54,830
Мне жаль, Ева. Мы просто
не укладываемся в рамки.
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00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:03,020
Что подводит меня к объявлению
последнего на сегодня участника.
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00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:10,930
Научную работу представит
профессор Ллойд Родес.
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00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,627
Человек, с которым мне
тесно довелось работать
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и которого я... хорошо узнал.
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00:20:18,787 --> 00:20:25,060
Я долго думал, что мне сказать...
сегодня о докторе Родесе,
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00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:30,327
чтобы в полной мере осветить
масштаб его личности и убеждений.
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00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:32,657
И пришёл к следующему.
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00:20:32,687 --> 00:20:36,657
Сам университет Лиланд
у меня олицетворяется
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00:20:36,687 --> 00:20:39,257
в большинстве своём с ним.
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00:20:39,287 --> 00:20:41,897
И подобные чувства возникают
не у меня одного,
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00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:44,557
но у всех студентов,
кому посчастливилось
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бывать на его лекциях
и учится у него.
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00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,707
Я до глубины души
уважаю этого человека.
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00:20:52,737 --> 00:20:55,277
И я знаю, что когда
покину Лиланд,
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я покину его
с уверенностью в себе
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00:20:59,037 --> 00:21:02,747
и с любовью к экономике,
которой он меня научил.
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00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:04,807
Дамы и господа,
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00:21:04,837 --> 00:21:07,610
доктор Ллойд Родес.
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00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:14,910
Спасибо, Алекс.
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00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,977
О таком отношении преподаватель
может только мечтать.
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00:21:20,007 --> 00:21:23,877
В мои первые годы
преподавания в Лиланде
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00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,947
всё было намного проще.
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00:21:25,977 --> 00:21:30,107
Не было этих наград
и контрактов на публикацию.
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00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:32,607
Мы преподавали,
потому что любили детей,
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00:21:32,637 --> 00:21:34,607
и мы хотели видеть,
как они растут.
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00:21:34,637 --> 00:21:36,447
Теперь всё по-другому.
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00:21:36,477 --> 00:21:38,107
Колледж теперь
не для студентов.
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00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:39,450
Он для преподавателей.
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00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:45,090
И я поймал себя на том,
что увлёкся этой гонкой.
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00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,107
Сегодня у меня
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00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:49,838
было намерение представить
вам исследование,
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00:21:49,868 --> 00:21:51,110
дамы и господа,
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00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,880
исследование являющееся
полной фальшивкой.
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00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:01,767
Я был вынужден так поступить
из-за боязни лишиться работы.
404
00:22:01,797 --> 00:22:04,527
Я хотел доказать свою
ценность администрации.
405
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:08,377
Но по большому счёту,
это совсем не важно.
406
00:22:08,407 --> 00:22:10,847
Я – преподаватель.
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00:22:10,877 --> 00:22:16,507
И в университете
это самое важное.
408
00:22:16,537 --> 00:22:19,850
Сегодня мне об этом напомнили.
409
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:23,107
Так что, уважаемая публика,
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00:22:23,137 --> 00:22:26,107
у меня нет работы
для презентации.
411
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:30,307
Но есть у меня
более важное.
412
00:22:30,337 --> 00:22:38,777
А именно... уважение, почёт
и восхищение моих студентов.
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00:22:38,807 --> 00:22:42,947
И для преподавателя
нет ничего важнее.
414
00:22:42,977 --> 00:22:44,550
Благодарю.
415
00:22:54,110 --> 00:22:57,507
Ну что, Алекс, вот и всё.
416
00:22:57,537 --> 00:23:02,777
Никакой премии тебе,
никакой публикации мне.
417
00:23:02,807 --> 00:23:04,307
Тот ещё вечерок, да?
418
00:23:04,337 --> 00:23:08,147
Я горжусь быть
вашим студентом.
419
00:23:08,177 --> 00:23:11,247
Спасибо, Алекс.
Ты большой молодец.
420
00:23:11,277 --> 00:23:14,010
Знаю...
Без объятий.
421
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:18,340
Исключительно с объятиями.
422
00:23:19,110 --> 00:23:21,377
Встаньте-ка поестественнее.
423
00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:23,000
Минутку.
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