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FAMILY TIES

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Season 5 Episode 13
"O'Brother, Part 2"

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РЎome in, Maureen.

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It's good to see you.

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It's good to see you,
too, Steven.

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Maureen, what a surprise.
How did you know I was here?

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Well, it wasn't easy
running you down.

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You've been covering
your tracks pretty well.

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Covering my tracks?
What are you talking about?

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I haven't been
covering anything.

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Two months ago,
you were in New York City

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at your friend
Roger's apartment.

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I wouldn't have known that

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if Roger hadn't called
to ask me what to do

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with your travel alarm,
which you left there,

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as if I care!

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Rob, what were you doing
in New York City?

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Then, last month,

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you were in Yellowstone
National Park, camping out.

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I wouldn't have known that
if a forest ranger hadn't called

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to ask me what to do
with your inflatable pillow.

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You were in Yellowstone
National Park?

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For the last three weeks,
I had no idea where you were

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because you didn't leave
anything anywhere.

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Rob, Rob,
I don't understand.

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I thought you came
directly from Buffalo.

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I-I am... I did.

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I'm originally from Buffalo.

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Yes, I know.

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That's where we met.

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You mean
he... he hasn't told you?

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Look, Maureen,
I really don't think...

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He walked out of the house two
months ago without a word to me.

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He left his business
without a word.

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His clients have been calling me
at the house.

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Here. You're the accountant,
not me. You answer those.

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The first 10 are from people
who are planning to sue us.

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Mom is suing us?

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Okay, well,
they're out of order.

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Uh, look, Maureen,
I-I understand

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you must feel pretty bad
right now, and...

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Oh, Rob. You could always see
right through me.

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Well, I just want to say
I am sorry about...

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look, I didn't come
to hear your apologies.

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I'm trying to get on
with my life.

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Whether or not that's a life

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that's going to include you
is not the issue here.

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You have certain
responsibilities and obligations,

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and you are damn well
gonna live up to them,

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because if you don't, the next
message on that little pile

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is gonna be from my lawyer.

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- He's gonna sue your...
- Aunt Maureen.

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Hi, sweetie.

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- Aunt Maureen.
- Hi, honey. Hi.

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- Aunt Maureen.
- Hi, hon. Hi.

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Aunt Maureen.

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So, I'm on my way
home from work.

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I stop at the supermarket,

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got a car full of groceries.

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Pull into the driveway.

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I'm honking the horn.
Nothing happens.

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See, on Tuesdays, Rob usually
gets home before me,

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and he helps
with the groceries.

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So, finally,
he comes downstairs,

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and he's got this funny look
on his face.

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He walks over to me,
and he says,

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"Maureen, I think
we should split up."

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So I say, "Fine.

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First, help me with the
groceries, then we'll split up."

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I cannot begin to imagine
what you're going through here.

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But, Maureen, whatever happens
between you and Rob,

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I... I want us
to stay close, okay?

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I mean, you're still family,
for goodness' sakes.

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Thanks, Elyse.

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Your support means
a lot to me.

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And I really think I'm starting
to get a handle on this.

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I mean, I know
I'm gonna be okay.

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Yeah.

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I've no intention of spending
the rest of my life

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dwelling on Rob
and what might have been.

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It's over. It's in the past.
It's behind me.

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Good for you.

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So, who was the little hussy
downstairs?

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Kathy, she's...

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she's just a phase
he's going through.

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They go out dancing.

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Rob goes da... Rob goes dancing?

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He's the worst dancer
in the world!

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At our wedding, he stepped
on my toes so many times

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I had to be carried out.

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- Come in.
- Excuse me.

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I'm really sorry
about this, Aunt Maureen.

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But... your car's
blocking mine, and...

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And I really want to leave.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Mal,

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but I'm gonna have to use
my computer down here.

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It's like a war zone
upstairs.

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Is everyone still fighting?

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In every possible combination.

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First it was Dad and Rob
in my room.

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Then it was Maureen and Rob
in Mom and Dad's room.

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Then it was Mom and Rob
in your room.

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And then it was Andy and Rob
in the bathroom.

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Oh, but I think that one was

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just a misunderstanding
about towels.

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How is it up there?

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Not great.
Not great.

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And Andy isn't helping any.

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He's been
running around saying,

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"Is she my Aunt Maureen,
or isn't she?"

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How can two people
who really love each other

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become separated?

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How can they lose that love?

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It's a lot more common
than you think, Jennifer.

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I watch a lot of soap operas,
and...

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...it seems to happen
at least once a show.

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I mean, if Rob and Maureen can't
hold their marriage together,

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who can?

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Let's talk about that, girls.

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He's got that
Phil Donahue look again.

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Come on. Come on.

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Look, let's try and...

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let's try and put this
in historical perspective.

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Oh, can we, please?

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Yes, we can.

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You see, in the old days,

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marriages were arranged
by the parents,

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and these marriages were based,
as they should be, on money...

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...the bond that doesn't break.

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Now, let's say later on
there's some trouble.

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The man is unhappy.
The marriage isn't working.

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What does he do?

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He takes a mistress.

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And... and if the woman
is unhappy, what does she do?

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She... learns to knit.

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See, the important thing is
the family stays together,

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and they get
some nice sweaters.

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Rob, I want some answers.

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You can't run away from me.

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I'm not running away. I just
want to get a cup of coffee.

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I want to talk about this now.

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I'll try the living room.

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Oh, hey, let me...
let me help you with that.

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Oh, me, too.
That looks heavy.

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- We're all right.
- Watch out.

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- We got it. Thanks.
- Here we go. Okay.

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Boy, you really painted

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a pretty picture
for yourself there, Rob.

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Marriage is over,

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amicable separation,
nobody's hurt.

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You didn't say
you ran out two months ago

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without a word to Maureen.

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Well, do you think it's easy
for me to talk about this?

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I mean, don't you think
it's embarrassing?

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I'm still your older brother,
you know.

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So, why did you come here
at all?

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I wanted
to be in a home again.

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I got tired of living
in campgrounds,

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lying out there at night,
staring up at the stars,

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trying to explain divorce
to an owl.

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Try explaining it to me, Rob.

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Explain how you...

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...how you can
just walk out,

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how you can turn your back
on 25 years.

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I was in the middle
of a meeting

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with one of my clients,

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Bill Hodges...

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Hodges Oldsmobile
up on Clinton?

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Just regular monthly meetings,
nothing special.

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Just talk about this,
talk about that.

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The new oldsmobiles
are coming out.

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It has more room
in the backseat now.

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Then he starts in on me
from nowhere.

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He's unhappy
with the new tax laws.

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And he's blaming me.
He's yelling at me.

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"Where are my shelters?
I want my shelters!"

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Well, I said,
"Hey, take it easy.

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"What are you yelling
at me for?

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"I didn't write
the new tax laws.

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I'm not a congressman.
I'm an accountant."

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I heard myself saying it.

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"I'm an accountant."

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I'm an accountant, Stevie.

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How did this happen?

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I hate numbers.

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I hate everything
about accounting.

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It scared me.

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It scares me, too, Rob.

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You're my accountant.

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The next thing I know,

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I'm at the batting range
up on Jerome Avenue...

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you know, where we used to go
when we were kids?

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And I go into the fast cage.

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Remember the monster, the one
we were afraid to go into?

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Well, I stayed in there
for three hours, Stevie,

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but I did it.

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I hit one off the 350 sign
in left center.

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It cost me $700 in quarters.

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I did it.

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I felt better than
I have felt in 20 years.

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So, what are you saying,
Rob?

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You want to give up
accounting

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to become
a designated hitter?

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I want to hold on to the feeling
I had that day.

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I can't go back
to my old life.

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I can't be that guy anymore.

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It would kill me, Stevie.

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Now, the key to a really great
piece of French toast

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is that the bread
has been soaking

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in the egg mixture
for precisely 14 hours.

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Okay?

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Now, cooking must be done

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over a medium flame
in a cast-iron skillet

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until the edges
are a golden brown.

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Okay?

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Now, if you follow these
directions step by step,

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painstaking
as they may seem,

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you'll have the perfect
piece of French toast.

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Any questions?

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Can I have cereal?

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Cereal? Cereal?

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You do not ask
a person of my caliber

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to make you cereal.

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All you got to do is open
the box, pour in milk.

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Anybody can make cereal.

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All right, okay,
Mallory can't make cereal.

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But what I am offering you,

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French toast a la Alex,
is special.

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You know,
it's the kind of thing

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you keep between brothers.

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In fact, do you know
what it means,

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that we're brothers?

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It means that I have to do
everything that you say.

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That's a big part of it, yep.

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But it also means

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that when you're
somebody's brother,

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you're always
that person's brother.

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It's like Dad and Uncle Rob.

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You know, they will
always be brothers.

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Is she my Aunt Maureen,
or isn't she?

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Aunts are different.

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But you and I, we will
always be brothers.

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Now, you may meet,
you know, other people.

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You may... meet a girl.

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You might get married.

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But I will always be

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the most important person
in your life.

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Gotcha.

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All right.

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Hey! How you doin'?
Listen.

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How would you like a spectacular
piece of French toast?

252
00:12:54,637 --> 00:12:57,350
Oh, no, thanks. I had breakfast
at the hotel.

253
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,807
Is your Uncle Rob around?

254
00:13:00,837 --> 00:13:02,047
Uh, no.

255
00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:04,747
As a matter of fact, he and Dad
went to the batting range.

256
00:13:04,777 --> 00:13:06,650
Ah, yes.
The new career.

257
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:09,907
Mom's here.
I can go up and get her.

258
00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:11,177
No, it's okay.

259
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,207
I haven't had a chance to talk
to you or Andy since I got here.

260
00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:15,947
I was hoping we could spend
some time together.

261
00:13:15,977 --> 00:13:17,380
Me, too.

262
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:20,380
Who are you?

263
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,377
I'm your Aunt Maureen.

264
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,807
Then who's the other lady?

265
00:13:30,837 --> 00:13:32,650
She's your uncle's
midlife crisis.

266
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:37,407
You still don't get it.

267
00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:38,577
What I'm trying
to tell you is

268
00:13:38,607 --> 00:13:40,393
you have to wait on a curve.

269
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:41,650
I did wait.

270
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,710
Hi, Maureen.

271
00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:50,747
Hey, Andy, why don't we go
out for breakfast, huh?

272
00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:52,747
Okay. Who's buying?

273
00:13:52,777 --> 00:13:53,877
You are.

274
00:13:53,907 --> 00:13:55,650
Again?!

275
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,177
Uh, Rob, I've got
some things here

276
00:14:03,207 --> 00:14:05,077
we really must go over.

277
00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:07,447
Yeah, of course.

278
00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:10,077
Well... I'll leave you
two alone then, huh?

279
00:14:10,107 --> 00:14:11,680
Thanks, Steve.

280
00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:18,177
- Maureen, I really feel...
- No, Rob.

281
00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:20,147
Please, don't say anything.
It isn't necessary.

282
00:14:20,177 --> 00:14:21,977
Let's just try to take care
of this business

283
00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:24,577
as quickly as possible, hmm?

284
00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:25,880
Okay.

285
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,607
Some of your clients'
tax returns came

286
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,880
while you were gone.

287
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:37,077
You filled these out
and filed them yourself?

288
00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:38,747
Just because we're
separating is no reason

289
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,480
for those people to go to jail.

290
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,507
Maureen,
I want to apologize

291
00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:47,677
for everything I've done...

292
00:14:47,707 --> 00:14:49,477
the way I've done it.

293
00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:50,947
This is your
American Express bill.

294
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,107
It's two months overdue.

295
00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:53,507
I really think you should
take care of it.

296
00:14:53,537 --> 00:14:55,507
And this is your Mastercard...

297
00:14:55,537 --> 00:14:56,777
It's not like
I don't know

298
00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:58,807
what you're going through,

299
00:14:58,837 --> 00:15:01,177
or that I'm not going
through it, too.

300
00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:03,177
Oh, and we need a new roof.
You were right.

301
00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:04,807
The first big rain
of the season,

302
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,807
and we've got buckets
in the dining room.

303
00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:08,977
Who should I call for that,
Calloway Brothers...

304
00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:12,110
Maureen, please,
I'm trying to apologize.

305
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:17,507
Not that words can
make it hurt any less

306
00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:22,047
or make it any better.

307
00:15:22,077 --> 00:15:25,007
I just wish it could've been
some other way.

308
00:15:25,037 --> 00:15:27,677
You deserve so much better.

309
00:15:27,707 --> 00:15:30,107
But I tried, Maureen.

310
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,050
I really tried.

311
00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:38,550
I know you did.

312
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,850
I did, too.

313
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,410
Now, what about
the car insurance?

314
00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:56,977
I can't begin to understand

315
00:15:57,007 --> 00:15:58,647
what they're
going through in there.

316
00:15:58,677 --> 00:16:00,077
I'm sitting here thinking

317
00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:02,077
is there any way
we could have helped them,

318
00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,147
anything else
we could have done?

319
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:06,047
- Like what?
- Oh, I don't know.

320
00:16:06,077 --> 00:16:08,177
I guess we did
everything we could.

321
00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:10,047
We listened.

322
00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:11,877
We cried.

323
00:16:11,907 --> 00:16:13,480
We drove Kathy home.

324
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:19,947
You know, with Maureen and Rob
split up,

325
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:22,877
I think we are the only couple
from the old group

326
00:16:22,907 --> 00:16:24,150
still together.

327
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,707
Remember Charlotte and Eddie?

328
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,477
Yeah. They split up.

329
00:16:29,507 --> 00:16:31,947
Oh, that's a little different,
though.

330
00:16:31,977 --> 00:16:33,980
Charlotte realized she was gay.

331
00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:37,847
Mitch and Denise.

332
00:16:37,877 --> 00:16:39,907
Split.

333
00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:42,080
Denise realized she was gay.

334
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,010
Charlotte and Denise.

335
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,780
They're still together.

336
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,507
All right.

337
00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:02,477
And if you need
any extra money,

338
00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:03,877
just call Hendricks

339
00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:05,107
because he has
all the account numbers.

340
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,050
I will.

341
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,080
I guess this is goodbye.

342
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,977
I guess so.

343
00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:14,950
Well, I'll talk to you soon.

344
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,707
Uh, give our love to
Jonathan and Marilyn.

345
00:17:23,737 --> 00:17:25,477
I will.

346
00:17:25,507 --> 00:17:26,907
- My love to the kids.
- Yeah.

347
00:17:26,937 --> 00:17:30,077
Don't worry about us.
We're gonna be okay.

348
00:17:30,107 --> 00:17:31,810
Come on. I'll walk you
to the car.

349
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,747
Well... it's over.

350
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,980
It's really over.

351
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,677
It's hard to believe.

352
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,947
What are you gonna do?

353
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,750
I don't know.

354
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,647
You realize, Stevie, I've never
really lived alone?

355
00:18:05,677 --> 00:18:06,947
I mean, I went
from living at home,

356
00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:08,647
sleeping next to you,

357
00:18:08,677 --> 00:18:12,447
to marrying Maureen
and sleeping next to her.

358
00:18:12,477 --> 00:18:13,850
I really resented it, too.

359
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,107
I remember thinking,

360
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:23,750
"What does she have
that I don't have?"

361
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:29,147
You must have been so happy
when I moved out.

362
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,847
You finally had that room
to yourself.

363
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,877
You could sleep
next to the window.

364
00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:34,547
I missed you.

365
00:18:34,577 --> 00:18:36,147
You're kidding.

366
00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:37,677
I was surprised, too,

367
00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:40,807
the way you used
to torture me.

368
00:18:40,837 --> 00:18:42,947
I never tortured you.

369
00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:45,507
Come on, what about the time
you cut my hair?

370
00:18:45,537 --> 00:18:46,907
Well, you asked me to.

371
00:18:46,937 --> 00:18:49,107
I didn't ask you
to make a big bull's-eye

372
00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:50,780
on the top of my head.

373
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,907
I thought it looked cute.

374
00:18:55,937 --> 00:18:57,807
What about "Old Shep"?

375
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,507
You don't still hold that
against me, do you?

376
00:19:00,537 --> 00:19:02,407
You knew that record
always made me cry,

377
00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:04,577
and yet you'd play it
over and over again,

378
00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:07,747
and I'd cry and cry and cry.

379
00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:10,977
What's a big brother for?

380
00:19:11,007 --> 00:19:13,947
On rainy days, you'd invite
your friends over to the house.

381
00:19:13,977 --> 00:19:17,380
You'd say, "Hey, want to see
my kid brother cry?"

382
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,107
Then you'd put on "Old Shep,"

383
00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:25,780
hold me down,
and make me listen to it.

384
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,850
When it got to the part
about Shep going to...

385
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,780
...doggy heaven...

386
00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:43,077
...I'd cry,
your friends would applaud,

387
00:19:43,107 --> 00:19:46,647
and you'd all go out
for an ice-cream soda.

388
00:19:46,677 --> 00:19:50,677
Hey, Buffalo's a slow town
on a rainy day.

389
00:19:50,707 --> 00:19:54,677
You were a good
big brother, Rob.

390
00:19:54,707 --> 00:19:56,847
You were always there for me.

391
00:19:56,877 --> 00:19:58,847
Later on, through all the things
you didn't understand...

392
00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:00,907
the protests, the marches,
the sit-ins...

393
00:20:00,937 --> 00:20:04,447
all the things you hated...

394
00:20:04,477 --> 00:20:05,650
you were there.

395
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,707
20 bucks stuffed into my shirt,

396
00:20:09,737 --> 00:20:11,750
which I wouldn't find
till after you'd gone.

397
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,877
Some clothes for the baby

398
00:20:15,907 --> 00:20:18,910
that would mysteriously appear
around Christmastime.

399
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:23,047
I want to be there for you.
I want to help.

400
00:20:23,077 --> 00:20:27,607
I just... I feel so bad.

401
00:20:27,637 --> 00:20:29,977
Don't... don't feel bad.

402
00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:31,977
I mean, for the first time
in my life,

403
00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:34,447
I feel like
I'm on the right track...

404
00:20:34,477 --> 00:20:35,850
my own track.

405
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:41,580
I feel like I have a shot
at finding out who I am.

406
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,807
Thanks, Stevie,

407
00:20:45,837 --> 00:20:47,607
for all the help
you've given me.

408
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,107
Hey.

409
00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:50,680
What's a little brother for?

410
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,580
- Hey.
- Alex.

411
00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:27,547
I saw Aunt Maureen out front.

412
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,677
I said goodbye.

413
00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:31,547
She seemed okay.

414
00:21:31,577 --> 00:21:33,177
She's gonna be just fine.

415
00:21:33,207 --> 00:21:35,047
What's that?

416
00:21:35,077 --> 00:21:38,007
Oh, it's... it's a record
called "Old Shep."

417
00:21:38,037 --> 00:21:40,047
It's about a boy and his dog.

418
00:21:40,077 --> 00:21:43,677
When I was a kid, Robbie always
used to play it, and I'd cry.

419
00:21:43,707 --> 00:21:46,977
You kept it all these years?

420
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:49,477
Some things
are hard to give up.

421
00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:50,607
You know, Dad,
you're a good man,

422
00:21:50,637 --> 00:21:52,147
and you're a great father,

423
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,750
but you're just way too
emotional for your own good.

424
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,810
"Old Shep." Pshaw.

425
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:13,577
в™Є When I was a lad в™Є

426
00:22:13,607 --> 00:22:16,907
в™Є And old Shep was a pup в™Є

427
00:22:16,937 --> 00:22:22,877
в™Є O'er hills and meadows,
we'd stray в™Є

428
00:22:22,907 --> 00:22:26,747
в™Є Just a boy and his dog в™Є

429
00:22:26,777 --> 00:22:30,447
в™Є We were both full of fun в™Є

430
00:22:30,477 --> 00:22:34,680
в™Є We grew up together
that way в™Є

431
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,677
Sorry to interrupt, Dad.

432
00:22:38,707 --> 00:22:40,977
I just want to get
my business section here.

433
00:22:41,007 --> 00:22:43,807
в™Є The years sped along в™Є

434
00:22:43,837 --> 00:22:47,507
в™Є And at last, he grew old в™Є

435
00:22:47,537 --> 00:22:53,647
в™Є His eyesight
was fast growing dim в™Є

436
00:22:53,677 --> 00:22:57,147
в™Є Then one day, the doctor в™Є

437
00:22:57,177 --> 00:23:00,077
в™Є Looked at me and said в™Є

438
00:23:00,107 --> 00:23:04,850
в™Є "I can't do no more
for him, Jim" в™Є

439
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,477
в™Є With a hand
that was tremblin' в™Є

440
00:23:10,507 --> 00:23:13,807
в™Є I picked up my gun в™Є

441
00:23:13,837 --> 00:23:18,477
в™Є I aimed it
at Shep's faithful head в™Є

442
00:23:18,507 --> 00:23:20,050
They shot him?!

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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ

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00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:12,360
5 сезон 13 серия
«Эх, братец. Часть 2»

3
00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:07,390
Проходи, Морин.
Рад тебя видеть.

4
00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:09,220
И я рада, Стивен.

5
00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:12,990
Морин, какой сюрприз.
Как ты узнала, что я здесь?

6
00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:14,970
Выследить тебя
оказалось непросто.

7
00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,050
Ты хорошо заметаешь следы.

8
00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,240
Заметаю следы?
О чём это ты?

9
00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:20,990
Не заметаю я ничего.

10
00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,320
Два месяца назад
ты был в Нью-Йорке,

11
00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,040
в квартире у твоего
дружка Роджера.

12
00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:27,280
И я бы не узнала,
не позвони он и не спроси,

13
00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:29,220
что ему делать
с забытым тобой будильником.

14
00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:31,090
Будто мне не плевать!

15
00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,470
Роб, что ты делал в Нью-Йорке?

16
00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,820
А в прошлом месяце ты был
в Йеллоустоуне, в поход ходил.

17
00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:39,190
И я бы не узнала,
не позвони мне рейнджер,

18
00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:42,220
чтобы узнать, что делать
с твоей надувной подушкой.

19
00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,420
Ты был в Йеллоустоунском
заповеднике?

20
00:01:44,450 --> 00:01:46,890
Последние три недели
я не знаю, где ты был,

21
00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,380
ты нигде ничего не забывал.

22
00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:53,380
Роб, как же так? Я думал,
ты прямиком из Баффало.

23
00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:58,860
Ну это... Так и есть.
Я родом из Баффало.

24
00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,970
Я в курсе.

25
00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,040
Там мы и познакомились.

26
00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:09,740
То есть он тебе не сказал?

27
00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:12,450
Слушай, Морин,
правда, ну не надо...

28
00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,840
Два месяца назад
он молча ушёл из дома.

29
00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:16,670
Так же молча оставив дело.

30
00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:19,010
Его клиенты
названивают мне домой.

31
00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:22,880
Вот. Это ты бухгалтер, не я.
Ты за них в ответе.

32
00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,540
Первые 10 от тех, кто хочет
подать на нас в суд.

33
00:02:25,570 --> 00:02:28,740
Мама подаёт на нас в суд?

34
00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:30,450
Они лежат не по порядку.

35
00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:36,040
Послушай, Морин, я понимаю,
что сейчас тебе не сладко, и...

36
00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:40,430
Роб, ты всегда меня
прям насквозь видишь.

37
00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,870
Я просто хочу извиниться за...

38
00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,890
Я пришла не извинения
выслушивать.

39
00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,870
Я хочу разобраться
со своей жизнью.

40
00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:51,300
И дело совсем не в том,
включает ли эта жизнь тебя.

41
00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,570
У тебя есть определённые
обязательства,

42
00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,340
и, будь добр, выполняй их.

43
00:02:55,370 --> 00:02:58,840
Иначе следующее письмо в этой
стопке будет от моего адвоката.

44
00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:00,540
- Он тебя засудит...
- Тётя Морин.

45
00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:01,740
Привет, милый.

46
00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:03,600
- Тётя Морин.
- Привет, дорогая.

47
00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:05,610
- Тётя Морин.
- Привет, зайка.

48
00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:09,960
Тётя Морин.

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Еду я, значит, с работы домой.

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Заезжаю в магазин, набираю
полную машину продуктов.

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Подъезжаю к дому.
Сигналю. Ничего.

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По вторникам Роб обычно
приходит домой раньше меня

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и помогает с продуктами.

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В итоге он спускается,

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со странным таким
выражением на лице.

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Подходит ко мне и говорит:

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"Морин, думаю,
нам надо расстаться".

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А я в ответ: "Хорошо.

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Помоги сначала с продуктами,
а потом расстанемся".

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Даже представить не могу,
каково тебе сейчас.

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Но как бы у вас с Робом
не разрешилось,

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я хочу, чтобы мы остались близки.

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Господи, мы ведь одна семья.

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Спасибо, Элиза.

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Твоя поддержка много
для меня значит.

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И я вроде как начинаю
отходить от всего этого.

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У меня всё будет хорошо.

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Я не собираюсь проводить
остаток жизни,

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зацикливаясь на Робе и том,
что могло бы быть.

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Всё кончено. Всё в прошлом.
Всё позади.

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Вот и молодец.

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А что это за наглая девица
была внизу?

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Кэти, она... просто стадия,
через которую он проходит.

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На танцы они вместе ходят.

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Роб та... Роб танцует?

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Да он худший танцор в мире!

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На свадьбе он мне все ноги
оттоптал, и в результате

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пришлось вести мне.

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- Войдите.
- Прошу прощения.

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Мне правда неудобно,
тётя Морин,

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но вы заблокировали
мою машину своей,

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а мне очень надо уехать.

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Прости, Мэл, но мне придётся
поработать на компьютере здесь.

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Наверху как будто театр
военных действий.

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До сих пор воюют?

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Во всех возможных сочетаниях.

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Началось с папы и Роба
в моей комнате.

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Перешло к Морин и Робу
в родительской спальне.

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Далее мама с Робом
в твоей комнате.

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Потом Энди и Роб в ванной.

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Но то вроде было только
недопонимание из-за полотенец.

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Ну как там?

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С переменным успехом.

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От Энди никакой помощи.

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Только бегает кругами и кричит:
"Это и есть моя тётя Морин или нет?".

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Как вообще два любящих друг
друга человека могут разойтись?

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Как можно потерять любовь?

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Такое случается чаще,
чем ты думаешь, Дженнифер.

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Я смотрю много сериалов.

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Там такое чуть ли не каждый день.

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Если уж дядя Роб и тётя Морин
не смогли сохранить брак,

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то кто сможет?

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Поговорим об этом, девочки.

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Опять у него этот взгляд
Фила Донахью.

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Нет, правда.
Давайте попытаемся...

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взглянуть на это
в исторической перспективе.

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Нам правда можно, да?

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Можно.

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Вот в былые дни браки
устраивались родителями.

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И эти браки были основаны,
как и следует, на деньгах.

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А такие связи нерушимы.

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Предположим, что, спустя время,
возникают проблемы.

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Мужчина несчастен.
Брак не складывается.

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И что он делает?
Находит фаворитку.

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А если женщина несчастна,
что она делает?

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Она... учится вязать.

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Но главное –
семья не распадается.

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И у всех есть тёплые свитера.

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Роб, будь добр, ответь.
Нельзя вот так просто сбегать.

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Я просто хочу
налить себе кофе.

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Давай обсудим это сейчас.

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Пойду в гостиную.

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Осторожней! Давай я помогу.

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И я тоже.
Такую тяжесть нельзя одной.

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- Мы сдюжили.
- Не переживайте.

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Мы молодцы.

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Да уж, хорошую картинку
ты нам тут нарисовал, Роб.

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Брак позади, мирное,
безболезненное расставание.

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Не упомянул только,
что сбежал два месяца назад,

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не сказав Морин ни слова.

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А ты думаешь, мне легко
говорить о таком?

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По-твоему, это не стыдно?
Я ведь всё ещё твой старший брат.

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Зачем ты вообще тогда приехал?

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Хотел снова побыть
в домашней обстановке.

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Я устал жить в палатках.

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Всю ночь пялиться на звёзды,

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объясняя совам,
почему я развожусь.

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Объясни лучше это мне, Роб.

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Объясни, как ты...
вот так просто мог уйти,

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махнув рукой на 25 лет?

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Я был на встрече
с одним из клиентов,

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Биллом Ходжесом...

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Знаешь, "Ходжес Олдсмобиль"
в Клинтоне?

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Обычная встреча в конце
месяца, ничего особенного.

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Говорим об одном, о другом.

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Выходят новые олдсмобили.

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На заднем сиденье
теперь больше места.

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И вдруг он заводится,
ни с того ни с сего.

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Его не устраивает новое
налоговое право.

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Обвиняет меня, начинает орать.

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"Где мои налоговые льготы?
Мне нужны льготы!"

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Ну я ему: "Эй, давай-ка полегче.
На меня-то за что кричать?

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Не я придумывал новый кодекс.
Я не конгрессмен.

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Я лишь бухгалтер".

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И я услышал себя в этот момент.

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"Я лишь бухгалтер".

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Я бухгалтер, Стиви.

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Как же так?

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Я возненавидел цифры.

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Возненавидел всё, что
связано с бухгалтерией.

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Меня это испугало.

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И меня тоже, Роб.
Ты мой бухгалтер.

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Следующее, что помню,

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я посреди стадиона,
на Джером-Авеню,

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мы в детстве туда часто ходили.

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Я захожу в клетку, в которую
мы боялись заходить.

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Я проторчал там три часа,
Стиви, но... сделал это.

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Выбил 350 с левого угла.

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Потратил 700 долларов
четвертаками.

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Я смог.

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Я чувствовал себя как никогда
за последние 20 лет.

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И что ты хочешь сказать, Роб?

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Собираешься бросить
бухгалтерию,

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чтобы стать бейсболистом?

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Я хочу сохранить это чувство,
что испытал в тот день.

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Я не могу вернуться
к прежней жизни.

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Не могу больше быть тем парнем.

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Это убьёт меня, Стивен.

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Главный секрет отличного
французского тоста в том,

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что хлеб вымачивается

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в яичной смеси
на протяжении 14-ти часов.

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Понял? И жарить всё это нужно

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на медленном огне
и чугунной сковороде,

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пока края не станут
золотисто-коричневыми.

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Понял?

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Следуя шаг за шагом
этим указаниям,

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трудоёмким, как может
показаться,

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ты получишь идеальные
французские тосты.

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Вопросы есть?

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Можно мне хлопьев?

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Хлопьев? Хлопьев?

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Нельзя просить человека
моего масштаба

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приготовить тебе хлопьев.

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Просто открываешь коробку
и высыпаешь в молоко.

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Каждый может
приготовить хлопья.

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Ладно. Мэллори не может.

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Но вот что предлагаю я.

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Французский тост
"А-ля Алекс" по особому.

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Такие вещи хранятся
в секрете между братьями.

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А знаешь ли ты,
что значит быть братьями?

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Что я должен делать всё,
что ты скажешь.

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Не без этого. Да.

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Но это также и значит,
что когда ты чей-то брат,

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ты всегда его брат,
несмотря ни на что.

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Это как папа и дядя Роб.
Они всегда будут братьями.

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Это и есть моя тётя Морин,
или это не она?

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Тёти – это другое дело.

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Но ты и я – мы тоже
всегда будем братьями.

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Ты можешь встретить
других людей в жизни,

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познакомиться с девушкой.

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Жениться.

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Но я всегда останусь самым
важным для тебя человеком.

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Понял тебя.

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Молодец.

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Привет. Ты как раз вовремя.

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Как насчёт поражающих
воображение французских тостов?

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Нет, спасибо.
Я позавтракала в отеле.

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Дядя Роб здесь?

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Нет. Собственно говоря,
они с папой пошли на стадион.

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Ах да. Новая карьера.

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Мама дома. Могу позвать.

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Нет, не надо.

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Я ведь так и не поговорила
ни с тобой, ни с Энди.

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Очень хочу пообщаться с вами.

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Я тоже.

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А ты кто?

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Я твоя тётя Морин.

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А та другая тогда кто?

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Она – кризис среднего возраста
вашего дяди.

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Ты не хочешь понимать.

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Что тут сложного,
просто не мешай.

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Я так и делал.

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Привет, Морин.

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Энди, а не сходить ли нам
позавтракать в кафешку?

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Ладно. Кто платит?

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Ты.

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Снова?!

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Роб, нам тут нужно
кое с чем разобраться.

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Да, конечно.

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Тогда, пожалуй, я вас оставлю.

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Спасибо, Стив.

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- Морин, мне правда...
- Не надо, Роб.

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Не трудись. Это необязательно.

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Давай просто побыстрее
решим этот вопрос.

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Хорошо.

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Пока тебя не было, пришли
налоговые декларации

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00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:32,880
от твоих клиентов.

248
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,820
Ты их сама заполнила
и всё подшила?

249
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:41,860
Этим людям необязательно идти
в тюрьму из-за нашего развода.

250
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:47,670
Морин, ты прости меня,
за то что я тут выкинул.

251
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,280
И как я это выкинул.

252
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:52,100
Твой кредитный счёт.
Просрочен на два месяца.

253
00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:55,280
Обрати на это внимание.
Это твой второй счёт...

254
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:58,800
Я знаю, каково тебе,
хоть по мне и не похоже.

255
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,170
Я тоже переживаю.

256
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,710
И ещё нам нужна новая крыша.
Ты был прав.

257
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:07,150
Первый маломальский дождь,
и кухня заставлена вёдрами.

258
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:09,250
Кому мне позвонить,
"Братьям Кэллоуэй"?

259
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,280
Прошу, Морин.
Я пытаюсь извиниться.

260
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:20,560
Не то чтобы от слов... полегчает
или станет как-то лучше.

261
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:25,000
Хотел бы я, чтобы всё было иначе.

262
00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:27,390
Ты заслуживаешь лучшего.

263
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,050
Но я старался, Морин.
Правда старался.

264
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,920
Я знаю.

265
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,800
Я тоже старалась.

266
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,410
Так, дальше по списку
автостраховка.

267
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:58,640
Я даже представить не могу,
каково им там сейчас.

268
00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:02,260
Я вот всё думаю, можем ли
мы им хоть чем-то помочь,

269
00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:04,140
хоть что-то для них сделать?

270
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:06,040
- Но что?
- Не знаю.

271
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:08,250
Наверное, мы сделали всё,
что могли.

272
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:14,430
Мы слушали. Мы плакали.
Мы отвезли Кэти домой.

273
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:20,550
А знаешь, с расставанием
Роба и Морин,

274
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:25,410
похоже, мы единственные из старой
гвардии, кто всё ещё вместе.

275
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,700
Помнишь Шарлотту и Эдди?

276
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:29,470
Да. Они разошлись.

277
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,720
Но это немного другое.

278
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:35,430
Шарлотта залезбовела
на старости лет.

279
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,840
Митч и Дэнис.

280
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,900
Разошлись.

281
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:43,600
Дэнис пошла по стопам Шарлотты.

282
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,960
Шарлотта и Дэнис.

283
00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:54,480
Они до сих пор вместе.

284
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,160
И если будут нужны деньги,

285
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:05,100
звони Хендриксу,
все данные по счетам у него.

286
00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,180
Ясно.

287
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,080
Ну что, тогда прощай?

288
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,970
Похоже на то.

289
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,100
Я скоро свяжусь с тобой.

290
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,870
Обними за нас
Джонатана и Мэрилин.

291
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,900
Обязательно.
И вы своих тоже.

292
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:30,010
За нас не беспокойтесь.
Мы справимся.

293
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,580
Пойдём, провожу тебя до машины.

294
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,740
Ну что же... всё кончено.

295
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:53,010
По-настоящему.

296
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,000
Верится с трудом.

297
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,940
Что будешь делать?

298
00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,970
Без понятия.

299
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,640
Ты знаешь, Стиви,
ведь я никогда не жил один.

300
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:08,640
Сначала жил дома
и спал рядом с тобой,

301
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:12,130
потом женился на Морин
и спал рядом с ней.

302
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,650
Меня это тоже возмущало.

303
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,100
Помню, думал:

304
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:24,980
"Что у неё есть такого,
чего нет у меня?".

305
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:29,400
Да ты больше всех наверное
радовался, когда я съехал.

306
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:32,810
Комната стала только твоей.
Ты мог спать у окна.

307
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,240
Я скучал по тебе.

308
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,090
Быть не может.

309
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:40,800
Я тоже удивился, ведь ты
так издевался надо мной.

310
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,640
Ничего я не издевался.

311
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,530
А волосы кто мне отрезал?

312
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,840
Так ты сам попросил.

313
00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:51,870
Залысину на макушке
я не просил тебя делать.

314
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,870
Я решил, так симпатичнее.

315
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,590
А как насчёт "Старины Шепа"?

316
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:00,280
До сих пор забыть
не можешь, что ли?

317
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,610
Ты знал, что эта песня
заставляет меня рыдать,

318
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,770
и всё равно ставил её
снова и снова,

319
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,660
а я всё плакал и плакал.

320
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:10,730
Для чего ещё
нужны старшие братья?

321
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,700
В дождливые дни
ты звал друзей домой.

322
00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:18,410
Говорил им: "Хотите посмотреть,
как рыдает мой младший брат?".

323
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,460
И включал "Старину Шепа".

324
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:26,840
Не давал встать с дивана
и заставлял слушать.

325
00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:31,870
И в месте, где Шеп попадал...

326
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,700
в собачий рай,

327
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:43,300
я заливался, твои друзья
аплодировали,

328
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:46,380
а потом вы все шли
за лимонадом.

329
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:50,390
В дождливые дни
в Баффало скука смертная.

330
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:54,590
Ты был хорошим
старшим братом, Роб.

331
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,600
Ты всегда помогал.

332
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,840
И даже позже,
в непонятных тебе вещах,

333
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,900
протестах, маршах,
сидячих забастовках, –

334
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:05,550
во всём том, что ты ненавидел,
ты был рядом.

335
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,700
20 долларов в рубашке,

336
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,800
которые я нашёл только
после твоего отъезда.

337
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:19,060
Какая-то детская одежда, которая
чудом появлялась к Рождеству.

338
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:24,910
И сейчас <i>я</i> хочу быть рядом,
помочь тебе.

339
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:27,560
Чувствую себя ужасно.

340
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:29,970
Тут не из-за чего
расстраиваться.

341
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,440
Впервые в жизни я чувствую,
что я на верном пути.

342
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,920
На своём собственном пути.

343
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:41,580
Меня будто осенило,
что я могу найти себя.

344
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,550
Спасибо, Стиви,
за всю твою поддержку.

345
00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:52,400
Для чего ещё
нужны младшие братья?

346
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,580
Привет, пап.

347
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:29,670
Видел тётю Морин на улице.
Попрощался с ней.

348
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,540
Выглядела нормально.

349
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:33,280
У неё всё будет хорошо.

350
00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:34,840
А это что?

351
00:21:34,870 --> 00:21:38,240
Это... пластинка.
Называется "Старина Шеп".

352
00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:40,040
Про мальчика и его собаку.

353
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:43,410
В детстве Робби всегда
включал её, а я плакал.

354
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:46,970
Ты хранил её всё это время?

355
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,250
Некоторые вещи
тяжело выбросить.

356
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,140
Пап, вот ты хороший человек
и прекрасный отец,

357
00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:56,370
но ты слишком чувствителен,
во вред себе же.

358
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,480
"Старина Шеп". Тоже мне.

359
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:13,570
? Когда я был мальчишкой,

360
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,900
? А старина Шеп был щенком,

361
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:22,870
? Мы бродили по холмам и лугам.

362
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:26,740
? Просто мальчик и его собака,

363
00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:30,440
? Нам обоим было весело.

364
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:34,680
? Вот так вместе мы и росли.

365
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:40,970
Извини, что отвлекаю.
Возьму только деловой раздел.

366
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,800
? Но годы неслись,

367
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:47,500
? И он постарел,

368
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:53,640
? Глаза его стали подводить.

369
00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:57,140
? И однажды ветеринар

370
00:22:57,170 --> 00:23:00,070
? Посмотрел на меня и сказал:

371
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:05,770
? "Ему не помочь, Джим, увы".

372
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,470
? И трясущимися руками

373
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,800
? Я поднял ружьё

374
00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:18,230
? И нацелил на верного Шепа...

375
00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:21,250
Его пристрелили?!

 

 
 
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