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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 2
"Starting Over"
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Hi there, Alex.
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Hey there, Mom.
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How's it going, son?
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Just fine, Dad.
Top of the world.
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Who are you kidding, Alex?
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We've been out for
over an hour,
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and you haven't moved
from this table.
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I moved. I moved
while you were out.
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You didn't see me.
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Alex, I cannot stand watching
you pine away like this.
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You have had more than enough
time to observe the fact
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Ellen's gone.
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And you should be
happy for her.
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She won a dance
scholarship! Good!
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She's gone to Paris.
Great!
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Now, it's a time for Alex
to get on with his life.
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Mom, I am getting on
with my life.
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I'm doing the fine job
with getting on with my life.
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Honey, you haven't left the house
in almost a month.
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I like it here.
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It's cozy.
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You're not sleeping,
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and you know you look so thin,
you're not eating.
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Okay, okay.
I haven't been sleeping,
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but I have been eating.
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I just had a corn flake.
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Alex, I just want
to take you and shake you.
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Please don't.
I just ate.
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Oh, Alex, it's good to see you
finally out of your room.
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Good for you.
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All right. All right.
Okay. Look.
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Will everybody
stop talking to me
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like I'm a flood victim?
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Now, I am fine.
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Ellen's... gone.
That's true.
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And it's over.
And that's true, too. But, uh...
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When I'm good and ready,
I'm gonna get up
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and pick another Ellen
off the girl tree,
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and live happily ever after.
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Girl tree?
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Sorry, Mom.
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The woman tree.
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Where does he get
these ideas?
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Don't look at me.
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I told him
we met under a tree.
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He must have...
He misunderstood.
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You know,
I could fix you up, Alex.
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There's one my friends
I don't like very much.
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She'd be perfect for you.
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Thanks, Mal.
That's sweet.
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But any girl I date
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has to be able to speak
in complete sentences.
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Oh. Then she's
wrong for you.
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Hey, Alex! Alex!
Hey, come here.
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Hey! Come over here.
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Boy, where you've
been hidin'?
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You know, I haven't seen you
since Ellen dumped you. Uh...
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I mean, uh...
I mean, since she left.
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Yeah. Well, I haven't had
a whole a lot of free time.
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Been busy.
School, work, clubs.
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Mallory said you were
locked in your room
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crying your eyes out.
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Yeah.
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That had nothing
to do with Ellen.
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The stock market
dropped two points,
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went to pieces.
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Come on, Alex.
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We've known you
for a long time.
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You can be open with us.
We're your friends.
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We're here for you.
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And we're going
to be here for you.
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All right. All right.
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Guess, it's about time I talked
to somebody about this.
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You see, the truth is...
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I never loved anybody
as much as I loved Ellen.
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Sorry, Alex.
We got to go.
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Well, thanks for letting me
get that off my chest, guys.
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I haven't been opened up
like that on a long time.
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Girls, you know
Alex Keaton.
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Alex Keaton.
You're the one
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whose girlfriend
dumped you, right?
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I'm sorry.
Have we met?
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I'm Reenie Crawford.
And this is Margie Hanley.
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Hi. We haven't been
formally introduced,
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but I heard
about the dumping.
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- See ya, Alex.
- Bye.
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Hey, Alex.
What it's gonna be?
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Oh. Hi, Sharon.
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Nothing. Thanks.
I'm...
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just gonna lean here
if that's okay.
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Haven't seen you
around here in a while.
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Oh, that's because
I've been too busy
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getting dumped.
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Yeah, I heard about that.
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Who hasn't?
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Attention, all Leland students!
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Alex P. Keaton has
been officially dumped.
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We know.
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You know, Ellen and I went
a couple of classes together.
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I used to watch you two in here.
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You were a great couple.
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Yeah. Well, I'm not the kinda guy
to dwell on the past.
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No, sir.
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No. I got my whole life
ahead of me.
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My whole... lonely,
miserable life.
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Alex. You know what I do
when I'm really depressed?
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I put on my pajamas,
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I turn on some really
head-banging music
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and scream at the top of my lungs,
till the cops break down the door.
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No kidding?
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That's exactly what I do.
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No. You?
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I never pictured you
as a head-banging kind of a guy.
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Aw, come on.
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Constant headache.
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I would've pegged you
as more...
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big lover
of elevator music.
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I like it.
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I know, round here I might...
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appear like, you know,
a pretty clean-cut guy, but...
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at home - forget about it,
complete lunatic.
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You're a kick, Alex.
You're really funny.
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I guess I always just
thought of you as a customer.
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You know, burgers,
fries, shake,
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receipt for
tax purposes.
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You know, I guess I always
thought of you as just a waitress.
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Take the order, bring it out,
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smile in hopes
of getting a big tips.
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It never quite worked
with you, though, did it?
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Come on. I always share.
I'm always up there.
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4-5%.
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You know, you're a really
interesting girl.
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And you're very hip.
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You're almost
as hip as I am.
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How come we've never had
this conversation before?
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You were always
in here with Ellen.
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Well, we got rid
of her, didn't we?
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Oh, this is
a great-looking room.
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Well, thanks.
I decorated it myself.
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This is where I like to do
all my head-banging
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and, uh, dancing
and screaming.
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Why don't you get some
of those records you promised,
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so we can do some head-banging
and screaming right now.
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You're on,
little girl.
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I'm hep to your jive.
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Oh, hello.
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I'm Steven Keaton.
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Hi, I'm Sharon McElroy,
friend of Alex's.
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Well, isn't that nice?
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I'm very pleased to meet you.
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Oh, Elyse,
this is Sharon McElroy,
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a friend of Alex's.
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And a girl.
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Hi.
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Hello. I'm very
pleased to meet you.
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You're right, Steven.
She's a girl.
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Yay!
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Well, I see we've met.
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Yes, we have.
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And now your mother and I
are going to leave you two alone
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and we're going to go in our kitchen
and make ourselves some, uh...
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- Soup!
- Soup!
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Right you are, Madame.
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Soup, it is.
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Give this woman
the ladle of her choice.
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Yeah. Okay.
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They seem very happy.
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They might quite possibly
be senile.
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But I love them,
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and I'll never
put them in a home.
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Listen, my sister's
room is locked,
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so I couldn't get any of my
favorite heavy metal platters,
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but these should
put us in the mood.
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Alex, these are
learn-to-type records.
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What are we care?
We'll be so busy screaming.
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You're right, Dad.
She's a girl.
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Does your family
get out much?
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Not enough.
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Listen, Sharon,
I was wondering
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if you'd like to go out
with me tomorrow night.
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Sounds like fun.
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How does tomorrow night
at 7:00 sound?
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Perfect.
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Listen, I've gotta get going.
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- See you tomorrow night?
- Oh, yeah, great.
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Till then.
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Okay! All right!
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The dream lives on.
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She's very nice!
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Whoa!
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You won't believe.
I asked her out,
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she said "yes".
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Whoa!
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I can't believe it.
I'm in love again.
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That didn't take long at all.
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This is it. This is it.
I know the feeling.
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I've been there before.
She's exactly like Ellen.
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Ellen liked art,
this one likes music.
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What's the difference?
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I'm in love again!
Whoa!
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What...?
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What was I so worried about?
This is a snap.
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I could teach
a course in this.
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I'm happy for you, too, honey.
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Hey, Mom, what'd I tell ya?
About the girl tree?
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Come on, Mom.
The girl tree is in bloom.
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It's full of ripe,
beautiful, shiny girls.
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In fact, girl tree
is a misnomer, Mom.
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There's a girl orchard
out there.
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And, Mom,
it's harvest time.
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- Hey, honey.
- Hi, sweetheart.
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Where's everybody?
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Oh, Andy was tired,
so I put him to bed early.
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The girls are upstairs
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helping Alex get ready
for his big date with Sharon.
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Yes! Tonight's the night!
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Our boy goes out again.
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I tell you, it's nice to see him
so excited again.
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He has that warm glow
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like he gets after a Reagan
press conference.
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Ooh. It sounds serious.
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They said it couldn't be done
not in our lifetime.
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Well, ladies and gentlemen,
the Keaton Sisters Productions
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proudly presents
the king of hipness themself,
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- Alex P. Keaton!
- Alex P. Keaton!
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What it is.
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Check it out.
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I've lost my mind.
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Well, Alex,
this is fabulous!
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It's rad...
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Or schmad...
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Or just plain bad.
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Whatever means groovy
these days.
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But why that drastic change
in style?
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Well, that's simple, Dad.
I mean, Sharon's a very hip girl.
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I got to get out there
and be hip, too.
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Alex, show them the walk.
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God, I look good.
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Yeah!
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I think it looks great.
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It's good to see you
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so enthusiastic
and so hip.
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We've been worried
about you, Alex.
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You haven't been yourself.
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Oh, those, uh...
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Those days are over, Dad.
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I'm through feeling
sorry for myself.
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I'm ready to rock and roll.
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That's my boy!
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Hey, Dad, Dad...
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Have you seen
the body on Sharon?
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Oh, yes!
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No!
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No.
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No, I must have missed it.
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Did she have a body?
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You know, it's amazing
when you think about it.
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She's been under my nose
this whole time,
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my perfect female,
my ideal match.
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She's hip. I'm hip.
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It's unbelievable.
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Unbelievable.
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And to top it off, we both
love heavy metal music.
266
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You don't love
heavy metal music.
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For her.
I love it for her.
268
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:46,400
Well, personally, I hate it, but
she doesn't have to know that.
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The old Alex
is back.
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I'm hip, I'm cool,
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I'm a happenin' fool.
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You look very beautiful
tonight, Sharon.
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Thank you.
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When you smile
I gotta get goose bumps
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up and down the back my neck.
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I'm glad.
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Thanks.
Sharon, do me a favor.
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Let your hair down.
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I'm trying to be as open
with you as I can, Alex.
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00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,930
No. I mean
your actual hair.
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Let it kinda fall down
over your shoulders.
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Okay.
If you like.
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Great. Great. Good.
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00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:40,220
Your hair looks
great like that.
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00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,500
Thank you.
286
00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:44,110
Sharon, uh, listen...
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00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:48,230
Would you mind
putting on these glasses?
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00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,940
Alex, please.
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00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,680
Stop. I know what
you're doing.
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00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,630
What?
What am I doing?
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00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,890
You're trying to make me
look like Ellen.
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00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,410
Oh, nothing can be further
from the truth.
293
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,750
I just wanted to see how you
looked in those glasses.
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00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,310
Well, I don't need glasses.
I have perfect vision.
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Sure. Now.
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00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,270
But as you get older,
your eyesight fails.
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00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,370
And I just wanted you to have
these glasses ready.
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00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:19,100
It was a surprise,
but now you've ruined it.
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00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:20,800
Hey, Alex, Ellen.
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00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,870
You're not Ellen.
301
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,200
No, she's better than Ellen.
She's Sharon.
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00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:30,400
You know, if you put those
glasses on, you could be Ellen.
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00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:34,910
Leave her alone.
She's got a thing about it.
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00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,380
I'll have
the chicken pizza,
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00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:42,000
and the Veal Florentine
for the lady.
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00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:44,030
I don't really like veal.
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00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,890
I think I'll have
the chicken pizza, too.
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00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,040
Is something
wrong?
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00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:58,570
We're both
having chicken.
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Is that so terrible?
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00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:03,560
Well, we just...
We won't be able to share.
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That's all.
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I mean, that was always my
favorite part of the meal.
314
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,750
See, I'd order the chicken, and...
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00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,390
Ellen would order the veal.
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00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,810
And halfway through
we would change plates.
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And we'd switch.
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00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,720
We could still do that.
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00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:26,550
What would be the point?
We're both having chicken.
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00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:30,450
God! I feel like the Grinch
who stole Christmas.
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00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,030
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Look.
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00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:36,020
Let's just forget about all that,
okay?
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00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,660
We're here
to have a good time.
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00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,190
I'm for that.
325
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,000
What's that you're wearing?
326
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,980
It's just some perfume.
Nothing special.
327
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,840
Try this.
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00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,170
Ooh, Alex!
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00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,220
I know what you're doing.
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00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,250
You're trying to make
me smell like Ellen.
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00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:01,840
Gee, Sharon, are you
always this sensitive?
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00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:06,040
Yeah. With that smell,
you could be Ellen.
333
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,900
Don't you see
what's going on here, Alex?
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00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,800
You've just come off
a very successful,
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00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,400
long relationship with a woman.
336
00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:16,670
And you're looking for
someone to replace her.
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00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:20,250
Someone to talk like her
and dress like her and be her.
338
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:24,730
You're right.
You're right.
339
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:30,060
So, are you up for it?
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00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:34,700
When you're interested
in me, give me a call.
341
00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:43,810
You're home early.
342
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,140
Boy, was I wrong about Sharon.
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00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,690
She's not at all
who I thought she was.
344
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,350
Oh, no.
We were doing so well.
345
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,990
She seemed
so right for us.
346
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:56,180
She didn't look right,
she didn't act right,
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00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,920
she didn't order right.
348
00:18:57,950 --> 00:19:00,280
It was nothing at all like the dates
I used to have with Ellen.
349
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:03,120
Well, let's face it, Alex.
Sharon is not Ellen.
350
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:07,400
Why didn't she
tell me that before?
351
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:11,690
How could she
lead us on like that?
352
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,840
Maybe some of this is
our fault, Alex.
353
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:15,500
Maybe we were pushing you
into dating
354
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,770
before you were really ready.
355
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,320
We just wanted
you to be happy, you know.
356
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,390
At least get up
from the breakfast table.
357
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:24,580
There ought to be
a store.
358
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,820
A store you can just walk in...
359
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:31,380
and a young women
in different categories,
360
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:34,760
and you just pick
the one you want.
361
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:38,990
There are such places,
but they're illegal in this state.
362
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:45,720
How could she leave me?
363
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,750
We were really loved each other.
364
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,350
We were a team.
365
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:54,810
I sat through
foreign films for her,
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00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,730
I went to poetry readings
for her.
367
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,820
I sat through foreign films
about poetry readings for her.
368
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:07,870
Nobody knew me
like she did. Nobody.
369
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,830
Honey...
370
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,600
Finding someone...
371
00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:16,540
and having a true, loving
relationship is so rare.
372
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:20,000
It's just something to be
looked out with awe,
373
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:23,500
because so few people find it.
Do you understand?
374
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:27,410
It doesn't happen as conveniently
as you'd like it to.
375
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:32,530
So don't rush, okay?
376
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,520
Take your time,
377
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:38,910
and feel good about
the good things about yourself.
378
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:42,210
Because you are
really something.
379
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,250
I am.
380
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,500
I really am.
381
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,970
Well, come on.
Let's go up, huh?
382
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,470
Yeah, I'll be up in a minute.
383
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,440
All right.
384
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,680
Thanks.
385
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:50,860
Dear Ellen,
how was Europe?
386
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:53,240
Actually, I don't want to know.
387
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,900
I'm not talking to Europe.
388
00:21:55,930 --> 00:22:01,370
What I want you to know
is that I loved you
389
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,270
as much as I could
love anyone.
390
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,980
And I was lying
391
00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:10,410
when I said it was fine with me
for us to see other people.
392
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:15,510
But I realize now
it was for the best.
393
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,960
I can't live in the past,
394
00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:21,590
and so I've started
dating again,
395
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:25,380
and it's gone
incredibly well.
396
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,690
I'm moving on, Ellen,
397
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,610
but I know I came
out of our relationship
398
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,380
richer for the experience.
399
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:41,880
When I say "richer,"
I don't mean financially.
400
00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:45,240
I hope it was
the same for you.
401
00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:47,760
I wish you well.
402
00:22:47,790 --> 00:22:51,250
Don't eat too many
croissants.
403
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,640
I hope you become the greatest
dancer in the world.
404
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,610
Your pal...
405
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,800
No.
406
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:02,520
Your son.
407
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,340
No.
408
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,870
Love, Alex.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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5 сезон 2 серия
«Всё сначала»
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Привет, Алекс.
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00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:14,150
Привет, мама.
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00:01:14,890 --> 00:01:16,370
Как делишки, сын?
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00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,200
Отлично, отец.
Я на седьмом небе.
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Кого ты обманываешь, Алекс?
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00:01:21,610 --> 00:01:24,590
Нас не было больше часа,
ты и с места не сдвинулся.
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Я вставал.
Ходил, пока вас не было.
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00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:29,030
Вы просто не видели.
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Алекс, я не могу смотреть
на то, как ты изнываешь.
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Прошло достаточно времени
принять, что Эллен ушла.
13
00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,340
И ты должен быть рад за неё.
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00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:41,170
Она получила именную
стипендию по танцам. Круто!
15
00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:44,210
Она отправилась в Париж.
Класс!
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00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:48,980
Настало время Алексу Китону
жить дальше своей жизнью.
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Мам, я живу дальше
своей жизнью.
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Я прекрасно справляюсь
со своей жизнью дальше.
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Родной, ты почти месяц
не выходил из дома.
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00:01:57,670 --> 00:02:00,200
Мне здесь нравится.
21
00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,450
Уютненько.
22
00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:07,430
Ты не спишь, весь исхудал,
совсем не ешь.
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00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:13,010
Ладно, ладно.
Я не сплю, но я ем.
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Только вот съел
кукурузное зёрнышко.
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Хочется прямо взять тебя
и тряхануть.
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Не надо.
Я только поел.
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Алекс, ты наконец-то
вышел из комнаты!
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Молодец.
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00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,160
Ладно. Хорошо.
Слушайте.
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Давайте вы все перестанете
говорить со мной,
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00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:36,080
как с жертвой наводнения.
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00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:37,650
Я в порядке.
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Эллен... ушла.
Это факт.
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И всё кончено.
Это тоже факт. Но...
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Когда я буду готов,
я поднимусь
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и сорву другую Эллен
с девичьего дерева,
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и будем мы жить долго
и счастливо.
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00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,550
С девичьего дерева?
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Извини, мам.
С женского дерева.
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Откуда он берёт эти идеи?
41
00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:02,130
На меня не смотри.
42
00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,780
Я говорил, что мы
встретились <i>под</i> деревом.
43
00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:08,992
Возможно,
он что-то не так понял.
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Я могу в миг тебя
починить, Алекс.
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00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:12,690
Я страх как недолюбливаю
одну свою подругу.
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Будет тебе идеальной парой.
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Спасибо, Мэл.
Очень мило.
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00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,450
Но девушка,
с которой я встречаюсь,
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00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,140
должна уметь говорить
полными предложениями.
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00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:24,450
Тогда она тебе не подходит.
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Здорово, Алекс.
Поди сюда.
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Присоединяйся к нам.
Где ты всё прячешься?
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Мы не виделись с тех пор,
как Эллен тебя бортанула.
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То есть с тех пор, как она ушла.
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Ага. Времени у меня было
мало свободного.
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00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:52,180
Учёба, работа, кружки.
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00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:55,410
Мэллори сказала, ты заперся у себя
в комнате и рыдал дни напролёт.
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Ага.
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00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,120
С Эллен это никак не связано.
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00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:01,720
Фондовый рынок
упал на два пункта,
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00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:03,730
я и не выдержал.
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00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,950
Хорош, Алекс.
Мы 100 лет дружим.
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Откройся нам.
Мы же твои друзья.
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Можешь рассчитывать на нас.
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00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:15,010
Мы всегда придём
тебе на помощь.
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00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:19,440
Ладно. И в самом деле.
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00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:23,250
Думаю, мне пора с кем-то
поговорить об этом.
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Сказать по правде,
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я никого не любил ещё
так сильно, как Эллен.
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Извиняй, Алекс.
Нам пора.
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Спасибо, ребята, что дали
снять камень с души.
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Давненько я так
не открывался людям.
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Девочки, это Алекс Китон.
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00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:47,210
Алекс Китон, тот, кого
девушка бортанула, да?
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Извини.
Мы знакомы?
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00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,570
Рини Кроуфорд.
А это Мардж Хэнли.
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00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,630
Привет. Мы не были
представлены друг другу,
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00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:57,740
но я слышала о ситуации
с твоей девушкой.
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- Покеда, Алекс.
- Пока.
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Привет, Алекс.
Что закажешь?
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А, Шерон, привет.
Ничего, спасибо.
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Постою облокотившись,
если можно.
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Что-то давно тебя тут не видно.
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Занят сильно был.
Девушка меня бросала.
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Да, я слышала.
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А кто не слышал?
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Внимание всем студентам Лиланда!
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Алекса П. Китона
официально бросили.
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Мы в курсе.
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Мы с Эллен ходили
на одни занятия.
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Я часто видела вас вместе.
Вы были прекрасной парой.
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Да. Что ж, я не из тех парней,
что живут прошлым.
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Нет, сэр.
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У меня вся жизнь впереди.
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Вся моя одинокая,
жалкая жизнь.
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Алекс, знаешь, что я делаю,
когда на меня накатывает?
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Одеваю пижаму, врубаю
сносящий башню хард-рок
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и ору во всё горло, пока копы
не начинают ломиться в дверь.
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Серьёзно?
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Это ж буквально мои действия.
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Правда?
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Никогда не думала,
что ты можешь отрываться.
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А что?
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Напрочь снесена.
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Я бы сказала, ты больше...
фанат фоновой музыки.
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И она мне нравится.
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Да, здесь я, возможно...
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кажусь таким, знаешь,
ровным парнем,
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но дома – даже не близко,
полный сорвиголова.
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Жжёшь, Алекс.
Ты забавный.
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Я всегда видела в тебе
только посетителя.
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Знаешь там: бургер,
картошку, коктейль,
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и чек не забудь.
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А я видел в тебе только
официантку.
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Принимаешь заказ,
приносишь,
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улыбаешься в надежде
на большие чаевые.
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С тобой-то это никогда
не прокатывало.
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Да ладно, я всегда делюсь.
Железные 4–5 процентов.
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А ты интересная девушка.
Стильная такая, в теме.
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Не менее стильная, чем я.
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И что мы раньше так
не разговаривали?
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Ты всегда был с Эллен.
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Теперь-то мы от неё избавились.
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Шикарная комнатка.
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Спасибо. Сам обставлял.
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Здесь я обычно и отрываюсь...
танцую там, ору.
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Неси тогда записи, что обещал.
Поотрываемся прямо сейчас.
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Лады, крошка.
Замутим туснячок.
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Приветствую.
Я Стивен Китон.
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Здравствуйте, Шерон МакЭлрой,
подруга Алекса.
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Мило, очень мило.
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Ужасно рад знакомству.
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Элиза, это Шерон МакЭлрой,
подруга Алекса.
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И она девушка.
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Здравствуйте.
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Здравствуй.
Ужасно рада знакомству.
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Ты прав, Стивен.
Это девушка.
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Ура!
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Вижу, вы познакомились.
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Это точно.
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А сейчас мы с мамой
оставим вас наедине.
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Пойдём на кухню
и приготовим себе...
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- Супчика!
- Супчика!
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Ваша правда, мадам.
Именно супчика.
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Дадим даме выбирать
ложку самой.
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Ладно. Пойдём.
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Они выглядят счастливыми.
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Возможно, приближается
старческий маразм.
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Но я их люблю, и не отдам
в дом престарелых.
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У сестры комната закрыта,
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и я не смог достать свои
любимые пластинки хеви-метала,
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но и эти вполне дадут нам
правильный настрой.
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Алекс, это пособие
"Учимся печатать".
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А нам-то что?
Нашему отрыву не помешает.
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Ты прав, пап.
Это девушка.
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Твоя семья вообще
выходит из дома?
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Недостаточно.
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Шерон, я тут подумал,
может сходим на свидание?
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Не откажусь.
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Завтра вечером в 7 как тебе?
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Отлично.
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Ты знаешь, мне пора.
До завтра тогда?
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Да, хорошо. До завтра.
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Вот так! Извольте!
Мечта становится явью.
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А она красотка!
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Не, ну вы видели?
Я её пригласил, и она сказала "да".
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Молоток!
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Поверить не могу.
Я снова влюблён.
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И глазом не успел моргнуть.
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Вот оно. Вот оно.
Знакомое чувство.
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Мы это уже проходили.
Она вылитая Эллен.
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Эллен любит искусство,
эта – музыку, никакой разницы.
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Я снова влюблён.
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И что?
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Что я так переживал-то?
Как два торта покромсать.
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Могу лекции по этому читать.
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Я тоже рада за тебя, родной.
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Ма, что я тебе говорил?
Девичье дерево.
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Мама, оно всё в цвету.
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И полно спелыми, красными,
сияющими девушками.
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Так-то, девичье дерево –
неверное определение.
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Там целый фруктовый сад.
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И знаешь что, мам?
Время собирать урожай.
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- Дорогая!
- Привет, дорогой.
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Где все?
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Энди устал,
я уложила его пораньше.
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Девочки наверху,
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помогают Алексу подготовиться
к свиданию с Шерон.
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О да! Пробил час!
Наш мальчик снова в седле.
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Приятно видеть его
снова воодушевлённым.
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Это его сияние, обычно как после
пресс-конференции Рейгана.
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Ух. Это серьёзно.
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Они говорили,
это не сделать ни в жизнь.
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Но, леди и джентльмены,
"Сёстры Китоны" с гордостью
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представляют короля моды
собственной персоны.
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- Алекс П. Китон!
- Алекс П. Китон!
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Всё как есть.
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Зацените сами.
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Ни прибавить, ни отнять.
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Алекс, это легендарно!
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Это шикардос...
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крутотень...
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Это полный зашибон.
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Ты в тренде,
что бы это не означало.
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Но с чего такие радикальные
перемены в стиле?
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Всё просто, отец.
Шерон модная девушка.
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Значит, и я пойду
и буду модным.
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Алекс, покажи походку.
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Как же я чертовски крут.
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Ты отлично выглядишь.
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Приятно видеть тебя таким
увлечённым и модным.
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Мы переживали.
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Ты был сам не свой.
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А, это.
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Это всё в прошлом, отец.
Довольно жалости к себе.
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Время отрыва под рок-н-ролл.
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Молодчина!
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Слышь, пап...
Заметил, какие формы у Шерон?
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Ещё бы!
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Нет!
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Нет.
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Как-то пропустил мимо глаз.
А у неё есть формы?
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Это удивительно, если подумать.
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Всё это время
она была у меня перед носом,
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идеальная девушка,
идеальная пара.
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Она стильная. Я стильный.
Фантастика, да и только.
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Фантастика.
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И сверху этого, мы оба
фанатеем от хеви-метала.
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Ты же не любишь хеви-метал.
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Для неё.
Я люблю его для неё.
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Так-то я его ненавижу,
но ей не обязательно знать.
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Старина Алекс вернулся.
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Я крут, я смел,
я реальный чел.
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Шерон, ты отлично
сегодня выглядишь.
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Спасибо.
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00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,960
От твоей улыбки
у меня прям мурашки
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взад-вперёд
по шее со спины.
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Я рада.
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Спасибо.
Шерон, сделай одолженьице.
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Можешь быть как-нибудь
пораспущенней.
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Алекс, я и так вполне
открыта с тобой.
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00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:26,933
Нет, я про твои волосы.
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Распусти, пусть спадают на плечи.
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Ладно.
Если хочешь.
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Чудесно. Чудесно. Здорово.
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Вот сейчас прям
крутая причёска.
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Спасибо.
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Слушай, Шерон...
Не наденешь очки?
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Алекс, не надо.
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Хватит.
Я знаю, что ты делаешь.
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Что?
Что я такого делаю?
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Пытаешься превратить
меня в Эллен.
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Вот даже совсем
не близко к правде.
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Просто хотел посмотреть,
идут ли тебе эти очки.
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Они мне не нужны.
У меня отличное зрение.
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Конечно. Пока.
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Но с возрастом острота падает.
Ты должна держать их наготове.
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Хотел тебе сюрприз сделать,
но ты его испортила.
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Здоров, Алекс, Эллен.
Да ты не Эллен.
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Она лучше, чем Эллен.
Это Шерон.
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А в очках была бы
вылитая Эллен.
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Не приставайте.
У неё пунктик на этом.
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Мне пиццу с курицей,
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а даме
"телятину по-флорентински".
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Мне не нравится телятина.
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Пожалуй, я тоже буду
пиццу с курицей.
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Что-то не так?
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Мы оба будем курицу.
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Это так ужасно?
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Тогда не получится поменяться.
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Вот так.
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Это моя любимая
часть ужина.
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Я бы заказал курицу,
а Эллен – телятину.
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А на середине была бы
смена тарелок.
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И мы бы махнулись.
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Мы тоже можем.
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А смысл? У нас у обоих курица.
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Вот же ж! Чувствую себя Гринчем,
укравшим Рождество.
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Извини.
Извини. Слушай.
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Давай забудем об этом.
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Мы здесь, чтобы хорошо
провести время.
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Я только за.
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Что это у тебя за духи?
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Так, ничего особенного.
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Как тебе эти?
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Алекс! Ты опять за своё.
Хочешь, чтоб я и пахла как Эллен.
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Боже, Шерон,
ты всегда такая неженка?
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Точняк. С этими духами
ты точно как Эллен.
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Неужели ты не понимаешь,
что это, Алекс?
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Ты только что завершил
очень успешные,
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долгие отношения с девушкой.
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И ты ищешь кого-то ей на замену.
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Чтобы этот кто-то говорил
и одевался, как она. Был ей.
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Ты права. Права.
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Ну что, ты согласна на это?
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Когда я буду тебе интересна,
позвони.
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Что-то ты рано.
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Ну и промахнулся же я с Шерон.
Даже близко не та, кем я её считал.
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О, нет.
Мы же так хорошо всё начали.
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Она казалась такой
подходящей для нас.
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Выглядит не так,
ведёт себя не так,
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и заказывает она не так.
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Ничего похожего
на свидания с Эллен.
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Скажем честно, Алекс.
Шерон – это не Эллен.
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А что же ты раньше молчала?
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Как же она могла нас
так продинамить?
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Возможно, часть вины
есть и на нас.
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Мы подталкивали тебя к свиданию,
хотя ты не был готов.
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Мы лишь хотели,
чтоб ты был счастлив,
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перестал бы сидеть
за кухонным столом.
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Должен быть магазин.
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В который можно просто войти,
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а там на стеллажах девушки
всех разновидностей.
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И можно спокойно выбрать
понравившуюся.
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Есть такие места, но в этом штате
они незаконны.
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Почему она меня бросила?
Мы ведь так любили друг друга.
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Были одной командой.
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Ради неё я смотрел
иностранные фильмы,
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терпел эти поэтические вечера.
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Ради неё я смотрел иностранные
фильмы о поэтических вечерах.
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Никто так не понимал меня.
Никто.
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Родной...
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Найти...
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настоящие, основанные на любви
отношения – это большая редкость.
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И поиск их настолько трепетный,
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что лишь немногим удаётся
их отыскать. Понимаешь?
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И это не происходит в удобный
для тебя момент.
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Не спеши, ладно?
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Дай себе время.
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Ты снова ощутишь
хорошее в себе.
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Ведь ты и в самом деле нечто.
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Я такой.
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Ни дать ни взять.
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Ну ладно, пойдём наверх.
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Да, я скоро.
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Хорошо.
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Спасибо.
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Дорогая Эллен,
как там Европа?
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На самом деле, мне всё равно.
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Пишу я не Европе.
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Хочу, чтобы ты знала,
что я любил тебя
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так сильно,
как мог вообще любить.
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И я солгал, сказав, что
не против встреч с другими.
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Но сейчас я понимаю,
то было к лучшему.
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Я не могу жить прошлым,
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поэтому снова начал
ходить на свидания,
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которые проходят
потрясающе успешно.
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Я двигаюсь дальше, Эллен.
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Я стал богаче от наших отношений,
хоть они и в прошлом.
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Богаче – не в финансовом плане.
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Надеюсь, ты тоже.
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Всего тебе самого хорошего.
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Не увлекайся круассанами.
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Надеюсь, ты станешь величайшей
танцовщицей в мире.
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Твой приятель...
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Нет.
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Твой сын...
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Нет.
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С любовью, Алекс.
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