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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 8
"My Brother's Keeper"
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What are you writing, Jen?
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Nothing. Just a poem
for the school magazine.
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How's it coming?
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Okay, I guess.
I'm just stuck on this one line.
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Well, maybe I can help.
You know, I don't like to brag,
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but in great school,
I used to be quite a poet myself.
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They used to call me
"Iambic Pentameter" Keaton.
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That's a fabulous
nickname, Dad.
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Come on, Jen, read me
what you've got so far.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
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"The gray world spins.
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"We are adrift
in the empty universe.
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"Lost.
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"Depressed.
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"Nothing in sight.
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"Nothing.
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Nothing."
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It's cute.
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Maybe we should put it
on our Christmas cards.
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Well, sure, it's cute,
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but isn't it
a little depressing?
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Jen, a girl your age should be
writing about flowers
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and sunshine
and rainbows.
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Dad, I want to show
the alienation of mankind
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confronted with the horror
of the industrial age.
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Okay. But I'm sure there's
a nicer way to do it.
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- Hey!
- Good evening.
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- There are my guys.
- Hey, Alex.
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Hey, Alex, did you take
first place in a horse show?
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For your information,
Jennifer,
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this medal distinguishes
me as member
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of the Leland university
faternity council.
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Gives me jurisdiction
over all fraternity matters
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on the Leland campus.
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It is a big deal.
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Hey, tell them
what they call me, Andy.
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Um...
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A pompous fool.
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No, no, no.
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Not those guys
in the pickup truck.
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The guys in the house
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with the big Greek
letters on it.
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Mr. Big.
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Alex, did you have him over
the fraternity house again?
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Just for a minute.
Just stopped to see the guys.
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I don't like him
hanging around there.
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He's picking up
some bad habits.
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What bad habits?
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Mom, he saw what
college is all about.
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He saw people reading,
he saw people studying,
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He saw people engaged in the
scholar lib pursuit of knowledge.
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What else did you see, Andy?
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Girls. Beer.
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What an imagination
this little guy... has got.
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Come on, Andy.
Put your beer mug away.
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It's time for
Sesame Street.
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Guess what?
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I've been asked
to pledge six sororities.
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Mallory,
that's wonderful.
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How are you
going to choose?
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Well, I don't know.
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See, Phi Kappa Gamma is
the most prestigious.
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It's the hardest to get into,
and it's the best in the list,
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but their colors
are all wrong for me.
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How'd it go for you, Skip?
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I don't have any luck with
the fraternities I like,
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but there are a few cult groups
that are interested in me.
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Look, Skippy, cheer up, okay?
It's not so bad.
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Alex, it's easy for you to say.
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Look, you belong
to a great fraternity.
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I would do anything
to be in a fraternity like yours.
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Well, Skip, I hate
to see you down like this.
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I'll tell you what. I'll take you over
the Grant chapter of my fraternity.
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I'll introduce you
to a couple of guys.
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Oh, wow, Alex.
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I can't promise you anything.
I can't promise you I'll get you in.
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Thank you, Alex.
I really appreciate this.
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Yo, fancy pants,
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this is members only territory.
Vamoose!
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Yeah. I'm Alex P. Keaton.
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I'm from the Leland
chapter of Theta Pi.
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Oh, sorry. Brian Elliot. I'm
president of the Grant chapter.
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- Honk.
- Honk.
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I'm Dave Dubin.
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I want to be the president
of the Grant chapter.
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- Honk.
- Honk.
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So, how can
we help you, Keaton?
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Well, actually, fellas, I'm...
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I'm here to talk to you
about a prospective pledge.
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Terrific.
What's his name?
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Handelman...
Irwin Handelman.
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Uh, listen, Keaton,
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we'd really like
to help you out, but, uh...
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you've got to understand,
we've got standards here. I mean...
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Skippy Handelman's just about
the nerdiest guy on campus.
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Yeah, well, I know
that from afar,
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he may appear that way,
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but you've got to meet this guy,
he is very impressive.
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He almost got
accepted into Harvard.
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Oh, yeah. He was just
short one credit in biology
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and 1400 points
on the SAT's.
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Boy, that is close.
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Well, that's
probably Skippy now.
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Listen. You guys do me
a favor and interview him now?
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Sure, what are
brothers for?
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- Honk.
- Honk.
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Hi. Dave Dubin.
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Hi. I'm
Skippy Handelman.
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Hey, Skip.
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Those are for you,
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and there's plenty more
where that came from
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if you know what I mean.
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Please, take me.
You've got to take me, please.
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Hi, Skippy.
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Brian Elliot.
I'm president of Theta Pi.
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Hello there, Brian.
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Well, Handelman, Alex has
told me a lot about you.
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So why don't we get this
interview under way.
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Yes! Alex, please. You've
got to stay with me here.
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I don't know if they can tell,
I'm a little nervous.
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We'll keep it our
little secret, okay, Skip?
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Okay.
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Okay. For this interview,
we need your full name.
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Irwin Murray Handelman.
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But none of that's
written in stone.
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Did you, uh, bring
a resume there, Skip?
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Of course.
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Can you
show it to them?
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Uh, yes. Here is...
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It's my courses
are listed there,
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and this is
my grade point average,
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and, oh, this is an encouraging
letter of recommendation
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from my mother.
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You know, Handelman,
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I really don't think we need
to finish this interview.
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I think we know everything
we need to now about you.
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You're definitely
Theta Pi material.
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And we want you
to pledge the fraternity.
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"So off he went
to bluer sky,
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"to sing a song
or play a game.
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"But 'ere he went,
he turned to cry,
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Robin Red Breast
is my name."
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"Can you guess,
or have you heard?
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My little friend
is but... a bird."
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I was only 17
when I wrote this.
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You were a real
child prodigy, Dad.
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I told you.
You're just being stubborn.
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I know this is a wonderful poem.
Right, Elyse?
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I don't like it.
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Is your name Elyse?
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I was talking
to your mother.
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Okay, Dad, I'll tell you what.
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We'll write it together.
It doesn't have to be good.
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Okay, Jen. Let's take
another crack at it.
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The only thing suggest is
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if you have to use
the word "depressed,"
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try to find
a nice rhyme for it.
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- Like what?
- How about...
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"Robin Red Breast"?
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Mom.
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Mom, Mommy.
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you're looking at a man
who did the impossible.
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I mean,
compared to this feat,
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the Alaskan pipeline
is a garden hose.
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The Eiffel Tower,
it's a hat rack.
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I got Skippy Handelman
into the best fraternity
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on the Grant Mom campus.
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There's nothing I cannot do.
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That's really good of you, Alex.
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You know how important
this is to Skippy.
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You know, Mom, I was
all nervous back over there
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on asking those guys
to do this to me.
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You should've seen 'em.
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They were falling over
themselves trying to please me.
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You know, I forget how powerful
and omnipotent I am.
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I could write a note
to remind myself.
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No, I'll remember.
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I bet you will.
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Hey.
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Eric.
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Alex.
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- Honk.
- Honk.
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Brought over the master
list of the pledges.
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Names, majors, their
parents' net income.
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Hey, give me, give me, give me.
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I love going
through these lists.
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Every chapter's showing
growth and prosperity,
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but we have a little problem
with the Grant chapter.
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What do expect
with those bozos?
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Yeah. What's the problem
with the Grant chapter?
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They're doing the "big stooge"
again, can you believe it?
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Just like these guys
to do something like that.
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What's the "big stooge"?
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"Big stooge." They pick out
the nerdiest guy they can find,
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lie and tell him they're
interested in his membership,
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then humiliate him
for a week during hazing,
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and then not select him.
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What's the name
of this big stooge?
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Um... Handelman.
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Irwin Handelman.
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Skippy Handelman.
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What's the matter?
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Irwin-Skippy Handelman,
he's a friend of mine.
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I've got to tell him.
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Wait. You can't tell, Alex.
That's against the code.
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That's betraying
fraternity trust.
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I hate this "big stooge" business,
just as much as you,
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but if you put the word
of this to Handelman,
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you're out of the fraternity.
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Jen, I came up with the great
ending of your poem.
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Now would you hear this.
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The caterpillar
turns into a butterfly.
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That's a stunning
twist, Dad.
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But I really don't
need that poem anymore.
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I wrote another one.
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Oh. Well,
can I read it?
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I tried to use some of the
phrases you suggested...
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You know, the things
that rhyme and stuff...
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Oh, good.
Good. Well...
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"I looked down at the car
and felt depressed.
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For under the tire
lay Robin Red Breast."
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Come on, Jen.
We have work to do.
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Mom, help.
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It's a part of life, honey.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hi. Did Andy
go down to sleep okay?
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Yeah. I read his
favorite bedtime story.
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He was out cold by the time
Nixon left for China.
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Alex, I can't
believe Skippy.
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He's outside on the lawn
wearing a dress
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singing, "I am woman,
hear me roar."
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It's a beautiful dress.
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Yeah, yeah. It's, uh,
initiation night at Theta Pi.
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It's a ritual
to put on a fancy dress.
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I hope he doesn't
spill anything on it.
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I'd like to borrow it.
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Really, he's putting
his heart into it.
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Got a hand at you.
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It was really sweet of you
to get Skippy into Theta Pi.
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It's done amazing
things for him.
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He's getting
more attention at school.
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He's more confident.
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It's just made a world
of difference.
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You should be
really proud of yourself.
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Nah.
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No, I mean it.
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Don't be modest, Alex.
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How many chances do I
get to compliment you?
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00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:41,550
Okay... thanks.
252
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:45,710
Such a beautiful thing.
253
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,396
Skippy's your friend,
254
00:12:50,426 --> 00:12:52,725
and you cared enough
to go the extra mile.
255
00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:55,247
I mean, how many guys
would do something like that?
256
00:12:55,277 --> 00:12:57,046
You're very special.
257
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,216
You're really getting
on my nerves here.
258
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,577
What's the matter?
259
00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:03,677
All right, Mal,
I'll tell you a secret.
260
00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:05,577
You promise
not to tell anyone?
261
00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:06,850
Yes.
262
00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:14,177
Now I mean it, Mal.
263
00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:15,777
I mean,
this is important.
264
00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:18,354
Alex, if I
breathe a word of it,
265
00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:22,233
may I pay retail
for the rest of my life.
266
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,477
All right.
267
00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:30,940
Here it is.
268
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,905
Skippy's a big stooge.
269
00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:38,050
Alex, that secret's out.
270
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,177
No. See, the truth is...
271
00:13:43,207 --> 00:13:46,946
He's not really being
pledged into Theta Pi.
272
00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:50,377
See, they're stringing him along
to humiliate him.
273
00:13:50,407 --> 00:13:53,197
They call it
"the big stooge."
274
00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:56,245
Well, why would Skippy
go through all this
275
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:57,940
if he knows
he's not getting in?
276
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,707
He doesn't know.
277
00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:03,746
What?
You didn't tell him?
278
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,036
He's your friend!
I don't understand.
279
00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:08,377
Look, it's simple.
There's a code. Okay?
280
00:14:08,407 --> 00:14:10,046
I swore an oath.
281
00:14:10,076 --> 00:14:12,910
They'll throw me out
of the fraternity.
282
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,310
Well.
283
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:18,197
Tonight's
the big night.
284
00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:20,177
Aren't you going
to wish me luck?
285
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,780
Luck.
286
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,177
Mallory?
287
00:14:26,207 --> 00:14:30,177
Skippy,
I've been thinking.
288
00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:33,146
Tonight would be
a good night for...
289
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,150
us to go out
on a date.
290
00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:46,177
I... I'm sorry. Mallory,
it's breaking my heart.
291
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:48,177
But I have to say no.
292
00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:52,177
See, Theta Pi's the greatest
thing that ever happened to me.
293
00:14:52,207 --> 00:14:55,546
Tonight's initiation night.
I can't miss that.
294
00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:58,365
And this is the man
who made it possible.
295
00:14:58,395 --> 00:15:00,846
Right here, Alex Keaton.
Thank you, pal.
296
00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:03,707
Hey, Skip, come on.
It was nothing.
297
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,177
Well!
The next time you see me,
298
00:15:06,207 --> 00:15:08,850
I'll be a Theta Pi man.
299
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:16,307
Don't give me that
disapproving look.
300
00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:17,946
What disapproving look?
301
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:19,310
This one.
302
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,946
The one you save
for criminals
303
00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:25,707
and people with
last year's haircut.
304
00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:27,680
Alex.
305
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,780
I think you're
a little bit paranoid.
306
00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:35,146
Skippy is
better off this way.
307
00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:37,746
I mean, you
said it yourself.
308
00:15:37,776 --> 00:15:41,077
You said he's getting
a lot more attention at school.
309
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,041
He's more confident.
310
00:15:43,071 --> 00:15:45,150
He's dressing better.
311
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:49,507
He may not get
everything that he wants,
312
00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:51,974
but he'll have a couple weeks
in the limelight
313
00:15:52,004 --> 00:15:54,507
that he'll
always remember.
314
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,546
You keep telling
yourself that, Alex.
315
00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:59,450
And maybe someday
you'll come to believe it.
316
00:16:07,826 --> 00:16:09,396
Hey, Keaton!
What are you doing here?
317
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,396
Where's Skippy?
318
00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:12,667
He's upstairs
with the other pledges.
319
00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,107
Oh, come on,
who are you kidding?
320
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:16,027
He's not pledging
and you know it, Brian.
321
00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:17,267
Big stooge, huh?
322
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:19,077
What the hell are you
thinking about?
323
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,447
What are you talking about?
324
00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:22,457
I don't know anything
about any big stooge.
325
00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:23,327
All right, look.
326
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,376
This is Alex P. Keaton
you're dealing with.
327
00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:27,327
I'm a member of the
interfraternity council,
328
00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:31,900
and I go to a college where
students actually have brains.
329
00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:35,307
All right. So he's
the big stooge. So what?
330
00:16:35,337 --> 00:16:36,546
I'm taking
Skippy home.
331
00:16:36,576 --> 00:16:40,546
Keaton! If you're
as smart as you say you are,
332
00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,177
you ought to know this.
333
00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:44,546
You say one word
about "big stooge,"
334
00:16:44,576 --> 00:16:46,507
you're out of
this fraternity.
335
00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:48,177
Right.
336
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,346
You can't take
our big stooge.
337
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,465
It's the best part
of the evening.
338
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:54,666
We haven't even
dipped him in mustard yet.
339
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:02,146
в™Є It's best of all, I am woman...
340
00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:04,377
Hey, Alex, what are you
doing here?
341
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:06,557
I came to take you home, Skippy.
Come on. Let's go.
342
00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:08,156
I can't go now, Alex.
343
00:17:08,186 --> 00:17:10,577
They haven't even dipped me
in mustard, yet.
344
00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:12,577
Hey, Skip, listen to me.
345
00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:15,577
You don't want
to go in there, alright?
346
00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:17,027
What are you talking about, Alex?
347
00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:18,476
That's where
the hazing takes place.
348
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:20,177
Where they're doing
vote on me.
349
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,463
They're not gonna vote on you.
350
00:17:21,493 --> 00:17:22,765
Keaton,
this is your final warning.
351
00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:25,053
What do you mean,
they're not gonna vote on me?
352
00:17:26,026 --> 00:17:28,116
Tell him, Brian.
353
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:29,347
You tell him.
354
00:17:29,377 --> 00:17:31,914
Tell him what?
355
00:17:31,944 --> 00:17:35,114
You're not getting
into Theta Pi, Skippy.
356
00:17:35,144 --> 00:17:38,000
They never planned
on letting you in a fraternity.
357
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,693
They were just
using you as a joke.
358
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,527
I'm sorry.
359
00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:49,527
Is this true, Brian?
360
00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:52,967
Keaton, I'm gonna have you
kicked out of Theta Pi so far,
361
00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:55,117
your grandchildren
won't ever get in.
362
00:17:55,147 --> 00:17:57,830
You do whatever
you have to do.
363
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,627
Let's go, Skip.
364
00:18:01,657 --> 00:18:03,596
No. This can't be true.
365
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:06,157
Brian, I did everything
you guys said.
366
00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:08,116
I bought the same
clothes you guys wear.
367
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:10,427
I subscribed to G.Q.
368
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,734
I even got
the right kind of loafers.
369
00:18:12,764 --> 00:18:14,833
Two of them!
370
00:18:16,293 --> 00:18:17,887
You got a lot of nerve, Keaton.
371
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,975
Coming in here and
screwing up hell night.
372
00:18:20,005 --> 00:18:22,767
You knew all along Handelman
was the big stooge.
373
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,257
Why didn't you
say something to him?
374
00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:27,100
You knew, Alex?
375
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,510
Don't ever talk to me again!
376
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,577
Hey, Alex,
where've you been?
377
00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:42,887
I was over a Grant Mom,
378
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,477
there's Theta Pi
initiation night tonight.
379
00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:47,832
How'd it go? Is Skippy
a full-fledged member now?
380
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,046
No. Skippy's
not a member.
381
00:18:50,076 --> 00:18:52,155
Skippy's not going
to be a member.
382
00:18:52,185 --> 00:18:54,046
And, uh...
383
00:18:54,076 --> 00:18:57,191
you know, probability I'm not
a member anymore, either.
384
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,017
Well,
what happened?
385
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:01,446
They never had any
intentional to let him in him.
386
00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:02,847
It was a joke.
387
00:19:02,877 --> 00:19:06,497
All they wanted to do
was to make fun of him.
388
00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:08,686
The worst part's
I knew about it
389
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,017
and I didn't
say anything.
390
00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:11,507
Oh, you serious, Alex?
391
00:19:11,537 --> 00:19:13,177
You knew
and didn't tell him?
392
00:19:13,207 --> 00:19:15,780
That's right. He knew
and didn't tell.
393
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:20,496
Why wouldn't you tell?
394
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,077
Look, ma, I don't want
to go through it, okay?
395
00:19:22,107 --> 00:19:24,560
It's just a little too painful.
396
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,596
Let me see.
397
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:31,456
Alex started out
trying to do something nice.
398
00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:32,647
Which is rare itself,
399
00:19:32,677 --> 00:19:34,627
which is why I remember
this so well.
400
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:37,396
Alex wanted to get
Skippy into Theta Pi.
401
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,246
He took him over there.
The boys said "yes"
402
00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:41,606
But what Alex didn't know,
they'd no intention pledging Skippy.
403
00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:43,987
They just wanted to make him
"the big stooge."
404
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,387
What Alex found out.
He wanted to tell, but he couldn't tell
405
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,677
'cause he was afraid of
breaking the code.
406
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:51,066
"What code?" I said.
He said, "the code of Theta Pi."
407
00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:55,177
He said, "they'd throw him out
of fraternity".
408
00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:56,196
He'd become
a social outcast...
409
00:19:56,226 --> 00:19:58,594
ruin his chances of
a big business career in business,
410
00:19:58,624 --> 00:20:00,777
a job on Wall Street,
and apartment in New York.
411
00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:03,355
They said, "he couldn't tell."
He said, "He wouldn't tell". But tonight...
412
00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:05,996
Tonight he told.
And I love him for it.
413
00:20:06,026 --> 00:20:08,857
I can't believe
I held it in for so long.
414
00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:11,702
I thought I was gonna explode.
415
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,780
You did.
416
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,446
- Skip, are you okay?
- Are you all right?
- What's up?
417
00:20:20,476 --> 00:20:22,860
Where's the dress?
418
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,127
I'm okay.
419
00:20:30,157 --> 00:20:32,935
We heard what happened,
honey. We're sorry.
420
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,936
I really would like to speak
to Alex alone for a little bit.
421
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:38,310
Sure. We were just
going up anyway.
422
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:42,077
Hey, you look cold.
423
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,450
Put this on.
424
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,965
Where'd you go, anyway?
I called your place five times.
425
00:20:48,995 --> 00:20:51,077
I went up to Grover Lake.
426
00:20:51,107 --> 00:20:54,277
I like go up there after I've
made a fool out of myself.
427
00:20:54,307 --> 00:20:57,077
I go up there a lot.
428
00:20:57,107 --> 00:21:01,403
Skippy, I can't tell you
how sorry I am.
429
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:03,665
How could you
do that to me, Alex?
430
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,212
You're the guy who supposed
to be looking out for me!
431
00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:08,007
I did! I tried.
432
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:10,295
Why didn't you
try a little sooner?
433
00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:12,367
Look, I had some reasons.
Okay?
434
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,125
I thought they were
good ones at the time.
435
00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:16,667
They weren't.
436
00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:18,927
I was swearing the secrecy.
437
00:21:18,957 --> 00:21:20,384
I didn't want
to break the code.
438
00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:23,896
Oh, 'cause that code's
more important than me.
439
00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:26,983
If it was, I wouldn't
have shown up there tonight.
440
00:21:27,013 --> 00:21:31,926
Alex, why do these things
always happen to me?
441
00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:34,900
Why am I always
everybody's big stooge?
442
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:40,677
You're just not
in your time...
443
00:21:40,707 --> 00:21:43,336
Yet, Skip.
That's all.
444
00:21:43,366 --> 00:21:45,435
I mean, you'll
grow into it.
445
00:21:45,465 --> 00:21:47,327
You know, you're gonna be
a late bloomer.
446
00:21:47,357 --> 00:21:48,737
If I don't bloom soon,
447
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,860
they're gonna have to
replant me.
448
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,477
What's wrong with me?
449
00:21:54,507 --> 00:21:57,087
Skippy, there's
nothing wrong with you.
450
00:21:57,117 --> 00:22:00,267
People are going
to take advantage of you
451
00:22:00,297 --> 00:22:02,817
because you're
a little too open.
452
00:22:02,847 --> 00:22:04,527
You're a little
too trusting.
453
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,827
A little too
accepting sometimes.
454
00:22:06,857 --> 00:22:09,657
But that's
their problem.
455
00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:12,057
Skippy, you're
one of the only
456
00:22:12,087 --> 00:22:14,727
truly good people
I know.
457
00:22:14,757 --> 00:22:16,127
I don't understand, Alex.
458
00:22:16,157 --> 00:22:17,725
You're always
on the inside.
459
00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:19,336
I'm always
on the outside.
460
00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:22,234
It's been that way
since we were kids.
461
00:22:22,264 --> 00:22:24,636
Do you remember the time
we both learned to ride bikes?
462
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:26,516
You got right on,
started pedaling,
463
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:29,014
and kept going
all away down the hill.
464
00:22:29,044 --> 00:22:33,260
I got on, coasted five feet,
and killed a cat.
465
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,127
It's just that
our styles...
466
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:42,127
are a little different,
Skip. That's all.
467
00:22:42,157 --> 00:22:44,427
Any day now
that's gonna change.
468
00:22:44,457 --> 00:22:47,896
You're going to take
those training wheels off.
469
00:22:47,926 --> 00:22:51,660
And when you do,
watch out, world.
470
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:54,886
Watch out, cats.
471
00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:58,165
Thank you, Alex.
472
00:22:58,195 --> 00:23:00,110
You know...
473
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:03,268
We could start sort
of a fraternity of our own.
474
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,147
All we need's
a secret handshake.
475
00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:06,440
You got it.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:12,370
5 сезон 8 серия
«Сторож брату моему»
3
00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,966
Что пишешь, Джен?
4
00:01:06,996 --> 00:01:09,965
Да так, стихи для
школьного журнала.
5
00:01:09,995 --> 00:01:11,345
И как успехи?
6
00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:14,077
Хорошо наверное. Только вот
застряла на этой строчке.
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00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:16,357
Может, я помогу?
Не хочу хвастаться,
8
00:01:16,387 --> 00:01:20,056
но в студенчестве я и сам
немножко был поэтом.
9
00:01:20,086 --> 00:01:24,020
Меня даже прозвали
"Ямбический Пентамет" Китон.
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00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:28,037
Крутое прозвище, пап.
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00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:30,287
Давай, Джен, прочитай,
что у тебя есть.
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00:01:30,317 --> 00:01:32,440
- Ну?
- Хорошо.
13
00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:35,627
"Кружится серый мир.
14
00:01:35,657 --> 00:01:38,897
Дрейфуем мы
в пустой Вселенной.
15
00:01:38,927 --> 00:01:39,997
Потеряны.
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00:01:40,027 --> 00:01:41,597
Подавлены.
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00:01:41,627 --> 00:01:43,597
И ничего вокруг.
18
00:01:43,627 --> 00:01:49,550
Ничего. Ничего. Ничего".
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00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:53,895
Очень мило.
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00:01:53,925 --> 00:01:58,028
Можно написать это
на рождественских открытках.
21
00:01:58,058 --> 00:02:02,907
Да, конечно, это мило,
но не депрессивно ли?
22
00:02:02,937 --> 00:02:06,566
Джен, девочки в твоём возрасте
должны писать про цветочки,
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солнышко, радугу...
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Папа, я хочу показать
отчуждённость человечества,
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противостоящего ужасам
эпохи индустриализации.
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Хорошо. Но, по-моему,
можно показать это помягче.
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- Привет!
- Вечер добрый.
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- Вот и мои мальчики.
- Привет, Алекс.
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Что, Алекс, занял первое место
на выставке лошадей?
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Да будет тебе известно,
Дженнифер,
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эта медаль является
знаком отличия
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члена совета студенческого
братства Лиланда.
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И допускает меня
ко всем делам братства
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на территории Лиланда.
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Это тебе не хухры-мухры.
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Скажи им, Энди, как меня назвали.
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Напыщенный индюк.
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Нет-нет. Не те парни из пикапа.
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А те, что из дома с большими
греческими буквами.
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Мистер Биг.
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Алекс, ты опять водил его
в своё братство?
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Ненадолго.
Только с парнями повидаться.
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Это не лучшее для него место.
Понаберётся ещё дурных привычек.
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Это каких?
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Мам, он посмотрел
на жизнь в колледже.
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Он видел, как другие читают,
как они занимаются,
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как сражаются в библиотеке
за обладание знаниями.
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Что ещё ты видел, Энди?
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Девочек. Пивасик.
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Ну и богатое же
воображение... у парня.
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Пойдём, Энди.
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Отставь свою пивную кружку.
Пора смотреть "Улицу Сезам".
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Угадайте что?
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Меня пригласили вступить
в шесть сестричеств.
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Мэллори, это здорово.
И как ты будешь выбирать?
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Пока не знаю.
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Фи Каппа Гамма –
самое престижное.
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Туда тяжелее всего попасть,
они первые у меня в списке,
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но их цвета мне не идут.
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А у тебя как с этим, Скип?
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Пока что с братствами
у меня всё глухо,
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но парочка культов
во мне заинтересованы.
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Слушай, Скиппи, выше нос.
Не всё так плохо.
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Алекс, тебе легко говорить.
Сам-то ты в крутом братстве.
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Я бы всё отдал,
чтобы меня в такое взяли.
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Скип, не могу смотреть,
как ты грустишь. Знаешь что?
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Я свожу тебя в Грантовское
отделение моего братства.
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Представлю тебя парочке ребят.
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Ух ты, Алекс!
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Ничего не обещаю.
И не обещаю, что тебя примут.
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Спасибо, Алекс.
Я тебе по гроб жизни.
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Йоу, маменькин сынок,
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вход только для членов
братства. Проваливай!
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Ага. Алекс П. Китон.
Лиландское отделение Тета Пи.
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Извиняй.
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Я Брайан Элиот, президент
Грантовского отделения.
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- Буньк!
- Буньк!
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Я Дэйв Дубин.
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Будущий президент
Грантовского отделения.
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- Буньк!
- Буньк!
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Чем можем помочь, Китон?
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Вообще-то, братья,
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я хочу обсудить с вами
перспективного новичка.
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Клёво.
Как его звать?
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Хэндельман.
Ирвин Хэндельман.
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Слушай, Китон,
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мы бы рады помочь,
но и ты нас пойми.
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У нас тут стандарты.
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Скиппи Хэндельман самый
занудный зануда в колледже.
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Да, согласен, что издалека
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он может таким показаться.
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Но познакомившись лично...
вы будете в восторге.
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Да его чуть в Гарвард не приняли.
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Не хватило одного балла
по биологии
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и 1400 баллов на общем тесте.
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Да уж, совсем чутка.
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А вот и сам Скиппи.
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Ребят, окажите услугу,
пособеседуйте его.
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Не вопрос, для этого
и нужны братья.
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- Буньк!
- Буньк!
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Здорово. Я Дэйв Дубин.
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Привет. Я Скиппи Хэндельман.
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Привет, Скип.
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Это всем вам,
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и там, откуда я пришёл,
есть ещё куча таких,
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если ты понимаешь, о чём я.
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Пожалуйста, возьмите меня.
Возьмите меня, пожалуйста.
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Привет, Скиппи.
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Я Брайан Эллиот,
президент Тета Пи.
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Моё почтение, Брайан.
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Что ж, Хэндельман,
Алекс многое о тебе поведал.
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Так что давай сразу
к собеседованию.
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Да!
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Алекс, прошу тебя,
останься здесь со мной.
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Я не знаю, что они спросят,
и я волнуюсь.
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Пусть это останется
между нами, хорошо, Скип?
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Хорошо.
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Итак, для протокола нам нужно
твоё полное имя.
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Ирвин Мюррей Хэндельман.
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Пока что оно не очень
прославленное.
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Ты принёс с собой резюме, Скип?
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Конечно.
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Покажешь его им?
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Да, вот, держите.
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Это взятые мною курсы,
это средний балл успеваемости,
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а вот это рекомендательное
письмо от моей мамы.
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Знаешь, Хэндельман,
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продолжать собеседование
нет смысла.
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Мы узнали о тебе всё,
что нам нужно.
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Ты определённо
из нужного теста.
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И мы предлагаем
вступить тебе в Тета Пи.
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"В лазури неба он пропал,
Петь песнь или играть игру.
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Но перед тем он прокричал:
Мне имя – Робин Красногруд".
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"Узнали или догадались вдруг?
Обычной птицей был мой друг".
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Мне было всего 17,
когда я это написал.
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Ты был прямо
вундеркиндом, пап.
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Я же говорю,
ты просто упрямишься.
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Это чудесное стихотворение.
Я прав, Элиза?
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Мне не нравится.
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Тебя Элизой зовут?
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Я разговаривал с мамой.
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Ладно, пап, послушай.
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Напишем стих вместе.
Хоть что-то.
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Хорошо, Джен, нужно
пораскинуть мозгами.
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И было бы лучше,
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использовать менее
депрессивные рифмы.
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- Что-нибудь красивое.
- Например?
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Как тебе... Робин Красногруд.
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Мам.
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Мама, мамуля.
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Ты смотришь на человека,
сотворившего невозможное.
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Да в сравнении с этим,
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Трансаляскинский нефтепровод –
просто садовый шланг.
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А Эйфелева башня –
вешалка для шляп.
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Я устроил Скиппи Хэндельмана
в лучшее братство
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во всём колледже Гранта.
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Мне по плечу что угодно.
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Ты молодец, Алекс.
Это много значит для Скиппи.
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Знаешь, мам,
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я напрягался, что придётся
просить этих ребят об услуге.
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Ты бы их видела.
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Да они только на цыпочках
не плясали, чтобы угодить мне.
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Я и забыл, какой я
всесильный и всемогущий.
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Хоть напоминание пиши.
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А вообще, я запомню.
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Не сомневаюсь.
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Эрик.
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Алекс.
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- Буньк!
- Буньк!
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Принёс вот список
кандидатов в братство.
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Имена, специальности,
доходы родителей.
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А ну-ка, ну-ка, ну-ка.
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Люблю я пробежаться
по этим спискам.
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В каждом отделении
подъём и благополучие.
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Во всех, кроме Грантовского.
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Предсказуемо
с такими-то болванами.
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Да. И что там с Грантовским?
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Они снова затевают игру
с "главным шутом", прикинь?
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Придумают же развлечение тоже.
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Что ещё за "главный шут"?
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"Главный шут". Выбирают
самого большого зануду,
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врут ему, будто бы хотят
принять к себе,
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унижают всю неделю,
смеются над ним,
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а в конце – отказывают.
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И кто сейчас "главный шут"?
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Хэндельман.
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Ирвин Хэндельман.
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Скиппи Хэндельман.
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И что не так?
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Ирвин-Скиппи
Хэндельман мой друг.
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Надо сказать ему.
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Погоди, нельзя, Алекс.
Устав запрещает.
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Этим ты предашь
доверие братства.
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Мне не меньше твоего не по душе
эта затея с "главным шутом",
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но если ты хоть заикнёшься,
тебя выгонят из братства.
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Джен, я придумал прекрасную
концовку твоего стиха.
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Послушай-ка.
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Гусеница
превращается в бабочку.
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Ничего себе поворот, пап.
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Но мне больше не нужно
то стихотворение.
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Я написала другое.
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Правда? А прочитать дашь?
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Я попыталась вставить то,
что ты предлагал.
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Рифмы, там, и всякое такое.
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Умница, умница.
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"Я посмотрела под машину
И поняла, что все умрут,
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Там под колёсами лежал
Недвижный Робин Красногруд".
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Пойдём, Джен.
У нас море работы.
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Мам, на помощь!
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Такова наша жизнь, родная.
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Привет, мам.
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Привет.
Энди нормально уснул?
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Да. Я рассказал его
любимую сказку.
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Он отключился в месте,
где Никсон уехал в Китай.
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Алекс, Скиппи такое отчудил.
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Сидит на лужайке в платье
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и поёт: "Я женщина,
услышь мой рык".
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Платье, кстати, красивое.
219
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Да, сегодня вечер
посвящения в Тета Пи.
220
00:12:05,127 --> 00:12:07,456
Таков ритуал – надеть платье.
221
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Надеюсь, он ничего
на него не прольёт.
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Я бы его купила.
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И правда.
Всю душу вкладывает.
224
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Мои тебе аплодисменты.
225
00:12:16,107 --> 00:12:19,155
Ты молодец, что устроил
Скиппи в Тета Пи.
226
00:12:19,185 --> 00:12:21,015
Это преобразит его.
227
00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:22,657
На него станут
обращать внимание.
228
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Он почувствует уверенность,
станет другим человеком.
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Ты должен собой гордиться.
230
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Да не.
231
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Я серьёзно.
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Не скромничай, Алекс.
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00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:38,572
Часто ли я могу сделать
тебе комплимент?
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00:12:38,602 --> 00:12:41,550
Ладно. Спасибо.
235
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:45,710
Просто молодчина.
236
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Скиппи твой друг, и ради него
ты прыгнул выше головы.
237
00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:55,247
Многие ли друзья
поступили бы так же?
238
00:12:55,277 --> 00:12:57,047
Ты удивительный.
239
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,217
Вот сейчас ты прямо
на нервы мне действуешь.
240
00:12:59,247 --> 00:13:00,577
Ты чего?
241
00:13:00,607 --> 00:13:03,467
Ладно, Мэл,
открою тебе секрет.
242
00:13:03,497 --> 00:13:05,577
Обещаешь никому
не рассказывать?
243
00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:07,520
Да.
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00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:15,777
Я серьёзно, Мэл.
Дело не шуточное.
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00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:18,355
Алекс, если я скажу хоть слово,
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буду платить тебе отступные
до конца жизни.
247
00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:30,940
Ладно. Короче, вот.
248
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,860
Скиппи – главный шут.
249
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,660
Алекс, это давно не секрет.
250
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,177
Нет. Дело в том, что...
251
00:13:43,207 --> 00:13:46,947
На самом деле его
не примут в Тета Пи.
252
00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:50,377
Ему морочат голову,
чтобы поиздеваться.
253
00:13:50,407 --> 00:13:53,200
Называют это
"Главным шутом".
254
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:57,940
И зачем Скиппи всё это терпеть,
если он знает, что его не примут?
255
00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,707
Он не знает.
256
00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:03,747
Что?
И ты ему не сказал?
257
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:06,037
Он же твой друг!
Как ты так можешь?
258
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,377
Всё просто.
Есть устав. Ясно?
259
00:14:08,407 --> 00:14:10,047
Я дал клятву.
260
00:14:10,077 --> 00:14:12,910
Меня исключат из братства.
261
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,900
Это я.
262
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,177
Вот и настал великий вечер.
Пожелаете мне удачи?
263
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,780
Удачи.
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00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,150
Мэллори?
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00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,940
Скиппи, я тут подумала.
266
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:36,150
Этот вечер идеально подходит...
для нашего свидания.
267
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:46,177
Прости, Мэллори,
моё сердце рвётся в клочья.
268
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:48,448
Но я вынужден отказать.
269
00:14:48,478 --> 00:14:52,177
Тета Пи – это лучшее, что
со мной случалось в жизни.
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00:14:52,207 --> 00:14:55,547
Сегодня посвящение.
Я не могу это пропустить.
271
00:14:55,577 --> 00:14:58,366
А вот человек, который
сделал это возможным.
272
00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:00,847
Вот он, Алекс Китон.
Спасибо, дружище.
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00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:03,680
Брось, Скип, не стоит.
Ничего я не сделал.
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00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:04,900
Что ж...
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00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:08,850
При следующей нашей встрече
я буду уже "тета-пийцем".
276
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:16,307
Вот только взглядов
осуждающих не надо.
277
00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:17,947
Каких-таких взглядов?
278
00:15:17,977 --> 00:15:19,840
Вот таких.
279
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:25,707
Прибереги их для преступников
и давнонестригшихся людей.
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00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:27,680
Алекс.
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00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,780
По-моему, ты малость параноишь.
282
00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:35,658
Так будет лучше для Скиппи.
283
00:15:35,688 --> 00:15:37,747
Ты же сама говорила.
284
00:15:37,777 --> 00:15:41,077
Внимания на него
будет больше.
285
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,043
Он станет более уверенным.
286
00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:45,810
Начнёт лучше одеваться.
287
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:49,507
Да, он не получит всего, что хочет,
288
00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:53,440
но в его жизни будет пара недель,
которые он запомнит навсегда.
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00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,939
Продолжай себе
так говорить, Алекс.
290
00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:59,450
И, может, однажды
ты в это уверуешь.
291
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:09,397
Китон? Ты чего здесь делаешь?
292
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,397
Где Скиппи?
293
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,667
Наверху с другими кандидатами.
294
00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,107
Кого ты обманываешь?
295
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:16,027
Его не примут
и ты это знаешь, Брайан.
296
00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:19,077
Главный шут, да?
Что у вас вообще в голове?
297
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:22,457
Что ты такое говоришь?
Не знаю я никаких шутов.
298
00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:25,377
Так, слушайте. Вы имеете дело
с Алексом П. Китоном.
299
00:16:25,407 --> 00:16:27,327
Я состою в главном
совете братства.
300
00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:31,903
И я учусь в колледже,
где у студентов есть мозги.
301
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:35,307
Ладно. Он главный шут.
И что с того?
302
00:16:35,337 --> 00:16:36,547
Я забираю Скиппи домой.
303
00:16:36,577 --> 00:16:42,177
Китон! Если ты такой умный,
как говоришь, то должен знать.
304
00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:47,257
Проговоришься о главном шуте
и пулей вылетишь из братства.
305
00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:48,177
Ладно.
306
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:52,466
Нельзя предупреждать шута.
Это главный номер вечера.
307
00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:54,660
Мы ещё даже в горчицу
его не окунули.
308
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:02,147
? Нет ничего лучше,
я женщина... ?
309
00:17:02,177 --> 00:17:04,377
Алекс, ты чего здесь?
310
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:06,557
Я за тобой, Скиппи.
Пойдём домой.
311
00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:08,157
Алекс, я не могу сейчас.
312
00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:10,577
Меня ещё даже
в горчицу не окунули.
313
00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:12,577
Скип, послушай меня.
314
00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:15,577
Ты не хочешь туда идти, ясно?
315
00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:18,477
Что ты такое говоришь?
Там проходят испытания.
316
00:17:18,507 --> 00:17:20,177
Там за меня будут голосовать.
317
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,465
За тебя не будут голосовать.
318
00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:22,766
Китон, последнее предупреждение.
319
00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:25,050
Как это, за меня
не будут голосовать?
320
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,117
Скажи ему, Брайан.
321
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,347
Сам говори.
322
00:17:29,377 --> 00:17:31,921
Что говори?
323
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:35,115
Ты не попадёшь
в Тета Пи, Скиппи.
324
00:17:35,145 --> 00:17:38,000
Они и не планировали
принимать тебя.
325
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:45,457
Они посмеялись над тобой,
как над шутом.
326
00:17:45,487 --> 00:17:47,527
Извини.
327
00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:49,527
Это правда, Брайан?
328
00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:52,967
Китон, я выкину тебя из Тета Пи,
глазом не моргнёшь.
329
00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:55,090
Сюда даже внуков
твоих не примут.
330
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,830
Делай что должен.
331
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,627
Идём, Скип.
332
00:18:01,657 --> 00:18:03,597
Нет. Этого не может быть.
333
00:18:03,627 --> 00:18:06,157
Брайан, я сделал всё,
что требовалось:
334
00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:08,117
купил одежду, какую вы носите,
335
00:18:08,147 --> 00:18:10,427
подписался на журнал
о мужском стиле.
336
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,735
Я даже мокасины
фирменные купил.
337
00:18:12,765 --> 00:18:14,830
Две штуки!
338
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,887
Ну и наглый же ты, Китон.
339
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,976
Припёрся сюда,
испортил нам вечер.
340
00:18:20,006 --> 00:18:22,767
Хотя сам всё время знал, что
Хэндельман – главный шут.
341
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,257
Что же ты раньше молчал?
342
00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:27,100
Алекс, ты знал?
343
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,510
Больше не разговаривай со мной!
344
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,577
Алекс, ты откуда?
345
00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:42,887
Из Гранта.
346
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,477
Сегодня в Тета Пи
вечер посвящения.
347
00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:47,834
И как оно? Скиппи уже
полноправный "тета-пиец"?
348
00:18:47,864 --> 00:18:50,047
Нет. Скиппи им не стал.
349
00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:52,355
Никто и не собирался
принимать его в братство.
350
00:18:52,385 --> 00:18:54,047
И ещё...
351
00:18:54,077 --> 00:18:57,193
Есть вероятность, что я теперь
тоже не член братства.
352
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,017
Что случилось?
353
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:02,847
Они заранее не хотели его брать.
Это был розыгрыш.
354
00:19:02,877 --> 00:19:06,497
Просто хотели над ним
посмеяться.
355
00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:10,017
Самое ужасное, я знал об этом,
но ничего не сказал.
356
00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:13,177
Это правда, Алекс?
Ты знал и ничего не сказал?
357
00:19:13,207 --> 00:19:16,550
Всё верно. Знал, но не сказал.
358
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:20,497
Почему же ты промолчал?
359
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:24,560
Ма, давай без подробностей.
Мне больно говорить об этом.
360
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,597
Значит так.
361
00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:31,457
Алекс попытаться
сделать что-то хорошее.
362
00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,998
Но это такая редкость,
поэтому я хорошо всё запомнила.
363
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:37,397
Алекс хотел, чтобы
Скиппи приняли в Тета Пи.
364
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,247
Он привёл его туда.
Парни согласились.
365
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:41,607
Но Алекс не знал, что они
и не собирались брать Скиппи.
366
00:19:41,637 --> 00:19:43,987
А просто хотели сделать его
"Главным шутом".
367
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,387
Когда Алекс узнал об этом,
он хотел рассказать, но не смог,
368
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,677
потому что побоялся
нарушить устав.
369
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:51,060
"Какой устав?" – спросила я.
Он ответил: "Устав Тета Пи".
370
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,998
Он сказал:
"Меня выставят из братства".
371
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,458
И стал бы он отбросом общества
372
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,638
и потерял бы все шансы
на прекрасную карьеру,
373
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,777
работу на Уолл-стрит
и квартиру в Нью-Йорке.
374
00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:03,418
Они сказали: "Не вздумай!"
Он ответил: "Не скажу". Но сегодня...
375
00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:05,997
Сегодня он рассказал.
И за это я его люблю.
376
00:20:06,027 --> 00:20:08,857
Не верится, что я так долго
держала это в себе.
377
00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:11,704
Думала уж, что взорвусь.
378
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:15,420
А ты и взорвалась.
379
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,447
- Скиппи, ты как?
- Всё хорошо?
- Что случилось?
380
00:20:20,477 --> 00:20:22,860
Где платье?
381
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,130
Я в порядке.
382
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,936
Мы слышали о произошедшем.
Нам очень жаль.
383
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,937
Мне бы хотелось немного
поговорить с Алексом наедине.
384
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,310
Конечно. Мы как раз
собирались наверх.
385
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,450
Ты весь дрожишь.
Вот, накинь-ка.
386
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,966
Ты куда пропал?
Я 5 раз звонил тебе домой.
387
00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:51,077
Ходил на озеро Гровер.
388
00:20:51,107 --> 00:20:54,277
Люблю туда наведываться,
когда выставляю себя дураком.
389
00:20:54,307 --> 00:20:57,077
Довольно часто хожу.
390
00:20:57,107 --> 00:21:01,405
Скиппи, я не могу выразить,
насколько мне жаль.
391
00:21:01,435 --> 00:21:03,666
Как же ты мог так
со мной, Алекс?
392
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,214
Это же ты должен был
за мной присматривать!
393
00:21:06,244 --> 00:21:08,007
Я это и делал! Старался!
394
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:10,296
Что же ты медлил со старанием?
395
00:21:10,326 --> 00:21:12,367
У меня были на то
причины, пойми.
396
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,126
И на тот момент они
казались уважительными.
397
00:21:15,156 --> 00:21:16,667
Но это не так.
398
00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:20,385
Я принёс клятву.
И не хотел нарушать устав.
399
00:21:20,415 --> 00:21:23,897
Ну да, конечно,
устав же важнее меня.
400
00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:26,988
Тогда бы я не пришёл
туда сегодня.
401
00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:31,927
Алекс, почему такое
всегда случается со мной?
402
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,490
Почему я для всех
главный шут?
403
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:43,337
Просто ещё не пришло твоё время.
Но это только пока, Скип.
404
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:47,327
Ты перерастёшь это.
Станешь поздним гением.
405
00:21:47,357 --> 00:21:50,860
Если я срочно не вырасту,
придётся меня пересадить.
406
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,480
Что со мной не так?
407
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:57,087
Скиппи, с тобой всё так.
408
00:21:57,117 --> 00:22:02,817
Но люди используют твою
открытость против тебя.
409
00:22:02,847 --> 00:22:07,148
Ты слишком доверчивый,
слишком безотказный временами.
410
00:22:07,178 --> 00:22:09,657
Но это их проблемы.
411
00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:11,847
Скиппи, ты один из немногих
412
00:22:11,877 --> 00:22:14,727
по-настоящему хороших людей,
известных мне.
413
00:22:14,757 --> 00:22:16,268
Вот я не могу понять, Алекс.
414
00:22:16,298 --> 00:22:19,337
Ты всегда на коне.
А я всегда глотаю пыль.
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00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:22,235
И так было с нашего детства.
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00:22:22,265 --> 00:22:24,637
Помнишь, как мы оба
учились кататься на велике?
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00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:26,517
Ты сел, начал крутить педали
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00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:29,015
и спокойно поехал
вниз по холму.
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00:22:29,045 --> 00:22:33,260
Я сел, прокатился пару метров
и задавил кота.
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00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:42,127
Вся разница в стилях.
Чуть отличаются, и только.
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00:22:42,157 --> 00:22:44,427
В любой день
всё может измениться.
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00:22:44,457 --> 00:22:48,249
И ты снимешь, наконец,
те боковые колёсики.
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00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:51,660
И когда это случится,
то берегись весь мир.
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00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:55,760
Берегись все кошки.
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00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,120
Спасибо, Алекс.
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00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:00,487
Знаешь...
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00:23:00,517 --> 00:23:03,298
Мы могли бы организовать
собственное братство.
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00:23:03,328 --> 00:23:05,147
Нужно только
секретное рукопожатие.
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00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:06,440
Это точно, Скип.
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