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FAMILY TIES
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Season 6, Episode 10
"Citizen Keaton"
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<i>? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?</i>
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<i>? And I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?</i>
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<i>? Oh, it's like
I started breathing ?</i>
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<i>? On the night we kissed ?</i>
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<i>? And I can't remember
what I ever did before ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? And there ain't no nothin' ?</i>
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<i>? We can't love
each other through ?</i>
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<i>? Ooh-hoo ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? Sha-la-la-la. ?</i>
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Okay, now, here's what we do.
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Everyone take
his own fortune cookie.
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And then we'll break our cookies
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and we'll read
our fortunes aloud.
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Now, Andy, be very careful
how you open that cookie.
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There's an old Oriental proverb
that says,
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"If you tear your fortune,
you'll have bad luck."
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Here, now, watch.
Watch this.
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This is...
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That's real good, Dad.
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What's it say?
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"Stop telling people...
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how to open fortune cookies."
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Well, I got my usual one.
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"Fame, fortune and riches
are yours for the asking...
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Alex."
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Here goes mine.
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"Alex, no more personalized
fortunes until you pay up.
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Signed Mr. Wong."
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Uh, what does...
what does yours say, Andy?
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I ate mine.
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Oh, come on, Andy.
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We'll go find you
another fortune.
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Okay.
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- Hi.
- Well, hi!
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Hello, everybody.
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Well, I hope you haven't come
for dinner, Skip.
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- We're finished.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Tonight's meat loaf
surprise night at my house.
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Old Handelman tradition.
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Just a regular meat loaf
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with many different
foreign coins hidden in it.
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Sounds delicious.
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Skippy, can I please
tell them my news now?
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Of course. I was just
getting them warmed up.
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Okay. I...
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Everybody, I did something today
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that I never thought
I'd do before.
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You wore plaids with checks?
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No. Something at school.
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- You wrote in pen.
- Oh!
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No.
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I have decided to run
for school president.
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- Great idea!
- Oh, that's terrific!
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- Good, honey.
- Thank you.
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Wow! Tell me, Mal,
how do they decide
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who's going to run
for president of Grant?
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I mean, I mean, what do you...
what do you need
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to qualify for that,
a "D" average and a pulse?
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They're not really strict
about the "D" average.
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Honey, this is wonderful,
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but I got to admit
I'm a little surprised.
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You've never shown any interest
in politics before.
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Yeah, I know...
I don't know.
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It just came to me
out of nowhere.
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I was sitting
with a bunch of my friends,
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and they said,
"Why don't you run?"
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And I said, "Are you kidding?"
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And then I thought,
"Huh, I don't know.
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It could be fun.
Sounds like a neat job."
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So I said, "What the heck,"
you know?
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That's pretty much
the way Reagan decided to run.
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Let me tell you one thing, Mal:
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Don't take any, uh, political
wisdom from Mom and Dad.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Let's face it...
politically speaking,
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you two are the kiss of death.
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I mean, just look at the
candidates you supported.
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Uh, McGovern, Humphrey...
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uh, Mr. Excitement himself,
Walter Mondale.
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Those names sound so familiar.
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Do they go to Grant?
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Look, Alex,
we don't get involved
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in the campaigns just to win.
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We do it because we feel deeply
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about certain political or...
or moral issues.
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It would be nice
to win occasionally.
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Well, then, you should work
on Mallory's campaign,
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'cause she's going to win.
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Everybody at school loves her.
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She's... really popular.
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Skippy's my campaign manager.
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Well... well, uh, no, you're...
you're well on your way.
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I just thought Skippy could, uh,
help me keep in touch
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with all the people at Grant
that nobody talks to.
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I'm close with them.
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Wait, wait.
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Listen... listen to my fortune.
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"Good fortune
will soon smile on you."
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It's good luck for the campaign.
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What does yours say, Skippy?
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"You have 15 minutes to live."
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How does this sound
for a campaign slogan?
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- "Vote for Mallory."
- Um...
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We need something more direct,
livelier.
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How about just, "Vote"?
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That's-that's good, Skippy,
but it doesn't say for who.
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Well, you could stand
next to the sign.
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But I can't be
everywhere at once.
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Okay. Maybe that's it.
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"Vote for Mallory.
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She can't be
everywhere at once."
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Mallory, congratulations.
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I heard you're running
for president of Grant.
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- That's great.
- Thanks.
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- Too bad I can't vote for you.
- Aw.
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What do you mean?
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Skippy, only students at Grant
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can vote in this election.
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Oh, great.
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Well, there goes
my grandma's vote.
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What's this, Mal,
material for your campaign?
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Yes, Alex.
Don't look at it.
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- You'll just make fun of it.
- No!
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No, not at all.
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No, I'm glad
you're getting involved.
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I'm interested.
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What, uh... what's your
campaign platform?
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What's my platform, Skippy?
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We're trying to run
a campaign here.
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We don't have time
to build a platform.
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I'll get it.
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- Hi, Amy.
- Hi, Alex.
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Uh, this is Amy Sussman,
Skippy's girlfriend.
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- Amy, this is Lauren.
- Hi.
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- Hi. How you doing?
- Sorry I'm late, guys.
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Amy is my campaign treasurer.
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- Hey, gang!
- Well, well, it looks like
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we walked in on this big,
executive campaign meeting.
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Yeah. Oh, you know, Mal,
uh, maybe I can help you.
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Uh, I don't want to brag, but
I-I was president in college.
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Really, Dad?
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You were president
of your school?
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Well, not exactly
the entire school.
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I was, uh, president
of the South Campus
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Aluminum Can Recycling Club.
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And a damn fine one, too.
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Well, uh...
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Excuse me, but if...
but if Mallory's going to win,
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she's going to need
something more
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than a "give a hoot,
don't pollute" platform.
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Oh, I like that.
Can we use it, Mr. Keaton?
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- Be my guest, Skip.
- Well, good-bye.
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We're going to go
pick Andy up at school.
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Would you mind
dropping me off at campus?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, no, not at all, Lauren.
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It'll give me time to, uh,
tell you a little bit about
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the work I did as president
of the recycling club.
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Steven, I've heard that story
a million times.
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Sit in the back, Elyse.
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You know, I had a little slogan,
and I had a little magnet...
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I think the first thing
we need is a, uh...
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a good campaign strategy.
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Any ideas?
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I have a few ideas.
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But first, I have a question.
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What exactly
is a campaign strategy?
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Well, a campaign strategy
is a...
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Alex...
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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It's your campaign.
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You guys run with it.
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Go ahead, Mal.
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Uh... a campaign strategy, huh?
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What's something
that you really believe in?
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Like, uh, more study hours,
hard work, good grades.
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No, not those.
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Well, what, then?
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Well, I guess I feel
that the students
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should have more of a say
in what goes on at Grant.
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Like, remember last year,
out of the blue,
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all of a sudden, they took out
the diet soda machine?
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And-and I said,
"This is wrong."
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A lot of people...
a lot of people agreed.
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There you go, Mal.
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There you go. That's good.
That's good.
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That's something the students
can get behind.
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Diet soda?
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Well, it's not just
diet soda, Mal.
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It's-it's a vision
that you stand for,
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uh, to make life easier
and more pleasurable for...
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weight-conscious students.
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"Vote for Mal, go low-cal."
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Look, Alex, I don't know if
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I can get the soda machine
put back in.
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And I don't want to make
promises I can't keep.
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Well, you have no place
in politics.
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Well, I'll tell you...
I'd vote for someone
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who could get
that soda machine back.
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There you go, Mal.
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There you go.
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I can feel the groundswell
starting.
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I'll tell you something else.
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I miss the low-fat
chocolate milk
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with the twisty straws.
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Who doesn't? Who doesn't?
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I can feel it, Mal.
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You're going to win this thing.
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I do have another idea
about changing
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the color of the drapes
in the student center.
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I like it. It's hip.
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It's fresh.
It's contemporary.
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It's what the people want.
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I'm telling you, Mal, there's
only one ingredient missing here
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for a winning campaign.
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Let's see, we've got diet soda,
chocolate milk and drapes.
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What's she missing?
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Oh, Alex, I don't know.
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- I'm nervous about this.
- Oh, come on, Mal.
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You've got nothing
to worry about.
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It's the first day
on the campaign trail.
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Let's go out there
and let's get 'em, huh?
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Remember our platform?
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"Confidence, diet soda
and new drapes."
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All right, let's go.
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Hi there. Hello.
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Hi. Uh, I'd like you
to meet Mallory Keaton,
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uh, candidate for
student government president.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How-how... how's your sandwich?
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Not bad.
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Oh.
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It looks a little dry.
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I bet you could use a diet soda
to go with that.
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I hate diet soda.
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What do I do?
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- Try the drapes,
try the drapes. - Oh.
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Don't you think we could use
some new drapes in here?
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I mean, these are so ugly.
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My mother made those drapes.
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Alex, why does it
have to be so complicated?
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Why can't I just put up posters,
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pass out buttons
and take my chances?
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Because you want to win, okay?
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And you're going to win.
Trust me. Trust me.
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I've got every detail
worked out.
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Look, honey.
It's Mallory Keaton,
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our choice for
student government president.
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She looks just like she does
on these buttons.
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And these posters.
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Mallory, is it true
that you're planning on getting
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a new soda machine
for the snack bar?
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And low-fat chocolate milk
with twisty straws?
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Well, I was thinking about it.
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Alex, what's going on?
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Mallory, it's me, Skippy.
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00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:08,630
Hey!
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Where is a guy supposed to get
a diet soda around this place?
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And a room with
some decent drapes?
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00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:28,180
Well... you raise a fine point,
young man.
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You know... you know,
Grant College
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is in desperate need
of new, fresh leadership.
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Hey, you are damn right,
you know,
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and I don't even
go to school here.
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Alex, what's going on?
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Hey, Mal, it's me, Nick.
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Excuse me, did you say something
about a soda machine?
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Yes, she did.
Yes, she did.
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Uh, have you seen
Mallory's position paper?
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Alex, I haven't seen
my position paper.
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Look at this: "If elected,
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Mallory Keaton promises
to put an end to pop quizzes."
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- What?
- If you like that...
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if you like that,
try number three.
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"Frequent flyer bonus miles
for commuting students."
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We can't do that.
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00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,780
Oh, come on,
look at these people.
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They're delirious.
They'll do anything for you.
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Just go with it.
Go with it.
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"Free trips to Hawaii
for all students
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with passing grades
in two or more subjects!"
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- Alex!
- Yeah!
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Don't worry about it!
The plane will be empty.
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Mallory! Mallory! Mallory!
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Mallory! Mallory!
Mallory...
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00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:32,110
Hey! What have you got
there, Andy?
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00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,780
A poster for Mallory's campaign.
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Alex asked me to hang it up
in the kitchen.
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00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:39,890
Uh-huh, well,
what is it, uh...
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"Mallory Keaton for president.
Alex P. Keaton, campaign manager"
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00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,520
Well it's good to see
the campaign
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has brought out
Alex's sense of fairness.
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00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:51,140
Yeah. Mallory wasn't even
on the first poster.
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00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,700
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, honey.
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- Oh, did you, uh?
- I'm so t... Oh, great!
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He finally put my picture on it.
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00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,570
Mm-hmm.
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00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,900
Where have you been, honey?
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00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,270
Oh, all over.
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00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,270
Alex has the Keaton
campaign trail fully booked.
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I was over on campus
this morning
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passing out campaign buttons
to people in the infirmary.
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Alex said I should get them
in a weakened state.
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And then I was over
at the snack bar
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passing out little
mustard packets with
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"Let Mallory spice up your life"
printed on 'em.
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00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,790
Oh, here are some extras.
Here you go.
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- Oh, boy.
- Thanks.
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00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,260
Yeah. And then, uh, we finished
it off with a lengthy stint
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on the Keaton campaign truck.
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- The Keaton campaign truck?
- Mm-hmm.
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Mallory Keaton for
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00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,840
Grant College
student presidency.
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Mallory's campaign manager,
Alex P. Keaton!
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I want to see it!
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00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,250
I want to talk
through the microphone!
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00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,410
Come on, Andy.
We'll go take a look.
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00:12:48,650 --> 00:12:50,080
Are you enjoying the campaign?
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00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:52,120
It's tiring, but it's fun.
328
00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:53,550
I mean,
I've been speaking in public.
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00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:54,890
I've met everyone on campus.
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And I've... I've had a chance
to really listen
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00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:58,630
to people and find out
what they're thinking.
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What are they thinking?
333
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:03,230
Well, some are thinking
about their future,
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00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,870
and some are concerned
about academics,
335
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:08,970
and some are just sort of
staring straight ahead.
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00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,140
- Well, that sounds great.
- Yeah.
337
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,710
It's a good experience for you.
338
00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:13,940
Well, I-I think it's nice.
339
00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:15,480
You know, it's a chance
for you and Alex
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00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:16,840
- to get to work together again.
- Mm-hmm.
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00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:19,310
I mean, you... you haven't
worked together since...
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00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,020
well... well, since you
did that, uh...
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00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:24,590
When did they work together,
Steven?
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00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,820
Alex and Mal?
345
00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:27,390
Oh, well, uh, let's see.
346
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,690
There was, um... let's see.
347
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,190
There was, uh...
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00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:36,200
So this is the first time
you've worked together, huh?
349
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,830
Yeah. It's been great.
We're getting along really well.
350
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,400
We haven't been fighting at all.
351
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,770
Well, I think it's wonderful.
352
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,000
I mean,
particularly knowing Alex,
353
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,440
you'd think that he'd be,
you know...
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00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:46,570
M-A-double L-O-R-Y.
355
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,010
That spells "Mallory."
356
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,150
...going overboard.
357
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,010
Well, Mal, we've got that new
campaign poster.
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00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,530
I think it's going to add a new
dimension to the campaign.
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00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,620
"Honest Mal"
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00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,320
Mallory Keaton for Grant College
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00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:03,290
student presidency.
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00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,490
If you don't vote for my sister,
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00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,950
I won't vote for your sister.
364
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,600
Hi, Mom and Dad.
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00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:12,920
Come out and see.
I'm driving!
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00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,710
Keaton campaign headquarters.
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00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,110
Uh, just a second.
368
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,750
Uh, Alex, command post
number seven checking in.
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00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,820
Yeah, hi,
command post number seven.
370
00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:31,190
Did you get those posters up
at Delaware Hall yet?
371
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:34,050
Well... listen, Jennifer.
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00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,520
I don't... I don't care
if you're tired.
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00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:39,990
Okay, give me command post
number six, will you?
374
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,400
Yeah, Andy... yeah, light a fire
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00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,430
under your sister, will you?
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00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,970
- Thanks.
- Uh-uh.
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00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,200
Command post number six,
it's almost time for bed.
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00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,200
Alex, Alex,
shouldn't I be doing something?
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00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,770
- I mean, I am the candidate.
- Absolutely.
380
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,910
Why don't you go over
your acceptance speech?
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00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:58,210
Oh. "This is
truly a glorious day
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00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,910
for freedom-loving people
everywhere."
383
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:04,450
Alex, I only promised them a
soda machine, not a revolution.
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00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,890
Could we tone it down?
385
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,770
Yeah, absolutely.
Uh, Mom, um...
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00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,360
"This is truly a glorious day
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00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,860
for carbonated beverage-loving
people everywhere."
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00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:18,600
Alex, if I'm elected president,
389
00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:21,200
I'm going to have to start
making some of my own decisions.
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00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,280
Uh, what...
what do you mean, Mal?
391
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,880
I'm saying things that would not
normally come out of my mouth.
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00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:31,050
That's because they're coming
out of my mouth.
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00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,610
Alex, I don't know
if I just want to be a puppet.
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00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:37,300
Oh! Oh, suddenly puppet's not
good enough for you.
395
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,520
It just doesn't feel like me.
396
00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:43,590
Look, Mal, we've come
this far together.
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00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,960
Once you're president,
you can do whatever you want.
398
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:48,880
But for now, please,
trust me, okay?
399
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,830
- Alex.
- Hi.
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00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,930
- Hey, where were you guys?
- We went to vote.
401
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,300
Yeah, well, what took so long?
402
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,000
I got stuck in the voting booth.
403
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,170
I couldn't get those little
curtains to open up.
404
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,420
I tried to help him out,
and I got stuck in there myself.
405
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,650
- Hey.
- Hi. How are you?
406
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,720
- Hey. Hey.
- Oh, hi, Nick.
407
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,350
Hey! I, uh, got you these
for good luck.
408
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,250
Oh, thank you. That's sweet.
409
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,720
It was no big deal, you know.
410
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,020
Besides, if you get
elected president,
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00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:17,030
then I'll be the first lady
of Grant College.
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00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,930
I'm sure they'll use that
in all the brochures.
413
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,100
Hey, uh, nothing
for the campaign manager?
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00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,940
Just this.
415
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,900
No flowers? Nothing?
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00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,040
If you win.
417
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:33,740
Alex, quick,
turn on the radio!
418
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:35,210
They're announcing
the election results!
419
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,920
Oh!
420
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:40,350
- Come on, Andy.
- Hey!
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00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,950
- Nervous, Mal?
- Oh, a little bit,
422
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,050
but I'm excited, too.
423
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,120
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
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00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:48,220
This is
WGRW, the voice of Grant College.
425
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:52,160
Grant College... conveniently
located near all major highways.
426
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,430
Just get to the results.
427
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,560
We don't have
the final totals just yet
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00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,600
in today's student government
presidential election.
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00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:01,440
Ah, what... what, are you having
trouble counting the votes?
430
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,970
We're having a little
trouble counting the votes.
431
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,740
It's not that
the votes aren't in;
432
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,710
it's just that we're having
trouble counting them.
433
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,480
Well, we finally got this
sorted out!
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00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:15,020
The new president of
Grant College is Marsha Elkins.
435
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:16,220
What?!
436
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,920
Marsha Elkins.
437
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,460
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
438
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,690
Mal, you were great, really.
You tried...
439
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,020
Speech! Speech!
440
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,770
Oh. Well, thanks, everybody,
for your support.
441
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,540
You know, you really worked
hard, and it means a lot.
442
00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,770
Thanks to everyone
who voted for me,
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00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,740
and thanks to my family
and... and my brother
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00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:46,310
and campaign manager,
Alex P. Keaton.
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00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:47,820
Yeah.
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00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,290
He taught me to strive hard
and do my best,
447
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,930
and who, I'm sure, would want me
to be gracious in defeat.
448
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,590
Marsha Elkins...
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00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,800
that idiot!
450
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,980
I demand a recount.
I demand a recount.
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00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,570
I'm sorry you didn't win, Mal.
452
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,270
Oh, thanks.
I'm fine, though.
453
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,680
It's really no big deal.
454
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,340
Oh, that's easy for you to say.
455
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,780
Your mother and I thought
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00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,750
we were finally going
to win an election.
457
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:23,750
Alex says, "If you want to win,
you have to vote Republican."
458
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:25,650
Go back to sleep.
459
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,420
Alex, where were you?
460
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,490
Oh, I was over
at the math department
461
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,490
trying to get the final tally
on the vote.
462
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,610
Took a while because they were
counting on their fingers.
463
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:38,100
Anyway, uh, they were right.
464
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:39,970
You lost by 103 votes.
465
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,370
We're proud of you, honey.
466
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,670
Takes a lot of courage
just to run.
467
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,870
And I know
how hard you tried, Mal.
468
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,140
I, uh... I've never
mentioned this before,
469
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,310
but the first time
I ran for president
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00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:53,310
of the South Campus
Aluminum Can Recycling Club...
471
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,180
I lost.
472
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,580
It was to Warren McCracken.
473
00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:00,620
Uh, the-the interesting thing
about Warren,
474
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,820
he... he had a nose
for aluminum.
475
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,630
He... he could spot
an aluminum can at...
476
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:07,770
Give it up, Dad.
477
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:13,530
You know, Mal, this election
is not over by a long shot.
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00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,200
First thing in the morning,
I'm going back to that campus
479
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,110
and I'm going to demand
another recount.
480
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,940
Another recount? Why?
481
00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:22,010
Because, Mal, there were
482
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,110
numerous voting
irregularities there.
483
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:27,650
I know. I committed them.
484
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,480
Look, Alex, it's over.
485
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:32,420
I mean, I-I-I ran, I tried hard,
486
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:35,840
and-and I lost,
and that's it.
487
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,290
Why did you do it?
488
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,380
I mean, why did you suddenly get
so involved with my life?
489
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:48,370
I don't know, Mal.
I don't know.
490
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,740
I guess, um... I guess I-I...
491
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,610
I just finally saw something
we could do together.
492
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,080
I mean,
something we had in common.
493
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,760
I just... I just wanted to jump
at the chance to do it.
494
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,720
Pretty soon, we're not
going to be living
495
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,990
under the same roof
together anymore.
496
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:09,720
Are you trying to tell me
that you're moving out?
497
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,160
Don't get too excited, Mal.
498
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:14,190
I'm trying to be sensitive here.
499
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,240
Oh, sorry.
500
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:20,100
Anyway, the fact is, um,
pretty soon, we...
501
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:23,300
we may not be seeing each other
that much.
502
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:27,840
I mean, uh, I'm going
to graduate, marry Lauren,
503
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:32,050
get a job on Wall Street,
move to New York.
504
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:36,080
Well, I'm going to graduate,
marry Nick
505
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,290
and get a job
in the fashion industry
506
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,300
and move to New York.
507
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:47,630
You aren't going to live uptown,
are you?
508
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,460
Downtown.
509
00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:51,100
- Well, there you go.
- Yeah, right.
510
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,570
We won't be seeing...
511
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,840
Anyway, I just wanted
512
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,540
to make the most of the last
times we have together.
513
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,640
Well, you know,
it's funny, Alex.
514
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:02,080
Any... any time we try
to do something together,
515
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:04,310
it turns out to be a disaster.
516
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,110
No. No, that's not true.
517
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,380
That's not true.
518
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:09,080
We've had some very good times
together.
519
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:11,220
You remember when we were kids?
520
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,520
Saturday mornings, okay?
521
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,190
Mom and Dad would sleep late.
522
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:18,660
And we'd come down at 6:30
in the morning in our pajamas.
523
00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:19,830
Right, exactly.
524
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,860
Uh, I was five,
and you were about seven.
525
00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:24,230
Um, I'd start breakfast, and
you'd go down in the driveway
526
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,430
and get the <i>Wa</i>// <i>Street
Journa</i>/.
527
00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:30,070
Mom and Dad would always
leave out that box of granola,
528
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:33,310
- 'cause they didn't want us
to eat sugared cereals. - Right.
529
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:37,080
We used to go over to Skippy's
and get Fruit Loops.
530
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:38,950
You'd think they'd notice
531
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:43,420
we had the same box of granola
for 12 years.
532
00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:45,490
Oh, you know
when else we had fun?
533
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,290
Uh, remember when Mom and Dad
finally decided
534
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,160
we could stay home
without a babysitter?
535
00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:50,860
And we'd make popcorn
and watch TV?
536
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:53,560
And we were supposed to be
in bed, asleep by 11:00,
537
00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:55,670
and we were too scared
to turn out the lights?
538
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,430
No, I... I wasn't scared.
539
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:04,170
Alex, you used to cry
until Mom and Dad came home.
540
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,180
I missed them.
541
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,280
So we'd... we'd go up
to my room and talk, and...
542
00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:16,280
and I'd tell you which boys
I liked in school,
543
00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:19,970
and you'd tell me which ones
had the best earning potential.
544
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:25,160
And look who you wound up with.
545
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:27,130
Yeah.
546
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,500
We don't talk like that anymore.
547
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:30,700
It's too bad.
548
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:33,700
Well, it's an interesting thing,
you know.
549
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:37,870
I mean... I mean,
I can argue politics with Dad
550
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:42,910
or, uh, discuss family stuff
with Mom.
551
00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:45,680
Or discuss economics
with Jennifer.
552
00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:48,680
But you... you understand
my emotional side
553
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:50,080
better than anybody.
554
00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:54,220
Really?
I didn't think you even had one.
555
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:56,490
Come on.
556
00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,310
Remember the night after Ellen
left for Paris?
557
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,630
You stayed up all night,
you know,
558
00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:06,200
talking to me
and listening to me.
559
00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:08,500
You understood.
560
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:12,110
Well, I'll never forget
those nights
561
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,010
you stayed up trying
to teach me long division.
562
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,240
You got a concussion
563
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:19,200
from banging your head
against the wall.
564
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,990
I still don't understand it.
565
00:23:25,540 --> 00:23:30,360
You know, I'm going to look back
on life in this house,
566
00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:32,940
and I'm going to remember
those mornings.
567
00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:37,660
And I'm going to remember
the nights babysitting.
568
00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:41,300
And I'm going to
remember tonight.
569
00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:44,020
Me, too.
570
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,440
Sorry about the election, huh?
We'll get 'em next year.
571
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,800
Oh, not a chance.
572
00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:56,550
- I got an idea.
- What?
573
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:57,950
I have an idea.
574
00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:00,590
Tomorrow morning, we'll wake up
just like we used to.
575
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:04,480
We come down in our pajamas,
and we make breakfast.
576
00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:08,140
Granola is still here.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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6 сезон, 10 серия
«Гражданин Китон»
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00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,440
А сейчас сделаем так:
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каждый возьмёт по печению
с предсказанием, разломит
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00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,580
и прочитает вслух,
что ему уготовила судьба.
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Энди, разламывай осторожно.
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Есть старая восточная мудрость:
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разорвёшь предсказание,
и удачи не видать.
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Смотри, как надо.
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Отжигаешь, пап.
Что там?
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«Перестань говорить людям,
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как разламывать печенье
с предсказанием».
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А у меня как обычно:
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«Слава, удача и богатства твои,
если попросишь, Алекс».
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Послушайте моё:
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«Алекс, никаких тебе персональных
предсказаний, пока не заплатишь.
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Подпись: мистер Вонг».
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А у тебя что, Энди?
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Своё я съел.
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Ничего, Энди. Найдём тебе
другое предсказание.
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– Привет.
– Привет-привет.
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Добрый всем вечерок.
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Надеюсь, Скип, ты не на ужин?
А то мы уже всё.
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Нет, нет. У меня дома сегодня
пироговый вечер сюрпризов.
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00:02:03,630 --> 00:02:05,150
Традиция Хэндельманов.
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Пирог с мясом и множеством
спрятанных в нём
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00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,260
монет разных стран.
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На слух аппетитно.
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Скиппи, ты мне дашь рассказать?
30
00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:14,260
Конечно, я их просто разогревал.
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Так. Сегодня я сделала то,
чего никогда и не думала сделать.
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Оделась вся в клетку?
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Нет. Это связано с колледжем.
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Писала пером и чернилами?
35
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Я решила баллотироваться
в президенты колледжа.
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– Вот так новость!
– Какая ты молодец!
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Спасибо.
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Ого, Мэл! И как у вас в Гранте решают,
кого выдвигать в президенты?
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Что для этого требуется,
средний балл 2 и пинок?
40
00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:44,490
На двойке в среднем
они не настаивают.
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00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:47,760
Родная, это замечательно,
но я не могу скрыть удивления.
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Раньше ты была
далека от политики.
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Да, но так получилось.
Пришло ко мне из ниоткуда.
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00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,770
Я просто сидела с друзьями,
и они такие:
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«А что бы тебе не выдвинуться?»
46
00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,670
А я в ответ: «Шутите, что ли?»
47
00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,760
Но потом подумала:
«Ха, а что бы и нет.
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00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,150
Забавно же. Работка непыльная».
И сказала: «Была не была».
49
00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:08,420
Рейган почти что так же
решал баллотироваться.
50
00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:10,450
Дам тебе, Мэл, один совет:
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не слушай никаких советов
о политике от мамы и папы.
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Как это понимать?
53
00:03:15,170 --> 00:03:18,160
Признайте: в политическом плане
вы двое – это полный каюк.
54
00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,300
Вспомните, кого вы
поддерживали.
55
00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,940
Макговерн, Хамфри,
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00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:25,760
мистер Развлечение собственной
персоной Уолтер Мондейл.
57
00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:30,440
Какие-то знакомые фамилии.
Они в Гранте не учились?
58
00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,680
Алекс, мы ввязывались
в кампании, не чтобы победить,
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00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,390
а из-за глубокой приверженности
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определённым политическим
и моральным принципам.
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00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:41,580
Но и разок победить
тоже не помешало бы.
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Присоединяйтесь к кампании
Мэллори, она точно победит.
63
00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:47,440
Все в колледже от неё без ума.
Она очень популярна.
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00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,410
Скиппи руководит моим
избирательным штабом.
65
00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:54,500
Ну что же,
ты поступаешь по-своему.
66
00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:57,500
Решила, что Скиппи поможет мне
быть на связи со студентами,
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с которыми никто
не разговаривает.
68
00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:02,640
Я от них не далёк.
69
00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:03,710
Стойте, стойте.
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00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:08,140
Послушайте моё предсказание.
«Удача скоро тебе улыбнётся».
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00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:12,010
Хороший знак для выборов.
А у тебя что, Скиппи?
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00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:16,080
«Жить тебе осталось 15 минут».
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Как тебе такой слоган
для предвыборной кампании:
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«Голосуй за Мэллори».
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Нужно более направленней,
что-то бойкое.
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00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,530
Тогда просто: «Голосуй».
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Неплохо, Скиппи,
но не понятно за кого.
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Ты можешь встать
рядом с плакатом.
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00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:36,770
Но не повсюду же и одновременно.
80
00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:39,210
Хорошо. А как тебе:
«Голосуй за Мэллори.
81
00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,430
Она не может быть
повсюду одновременно».
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00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:43,710
– Привет.
– Привет.
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00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,480
Мэллори, поздравляю. Слышала
новость о твоём выдвижении.
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– Здорово.
– Спасибо.
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Жаль, я за тебя не проголосую.
86
00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:50,850
А почему?
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Скиппи, только студенты Гранта
могут участвовать в выборах.
88
00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:57,560
Ну класс.
Минус голос моей бабули.
89
00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,730
Это что, Мэл, материалы
для твоей кампании?
90
00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:02,300
Да, Алекс. Только не смотри.
Как всегда высмеешь.
91
00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,530
Нет! Вовсе нет.
92
00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,580
Я рад, что ты увлеклась.
И мне интересно.
93
00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,670
Какая у тебя
предвыборная платформа?
94
00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:10,840
Скиппи, какая у меня платформа?
95
00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,240
Мы тут кампанию
пытаемся вести.
96
00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,045
Нет у нас времени платформы
всякие строить.
97
00:05:16,085 --> 00:05:18,450
Я открою.
98
00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:23,280
– Эми, привет
– Привет, Алекс.
99
00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,750
Это Эми Сусмэн,
девушка Скиппи.
100
00:05:25,790 --> 00:05:27,220
– Эми, это Лорен.
– Привет.
101
00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,190
Простите, ребят, что задержалась.
102
00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,390
Эми у меня казначей кампании.
103
00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:32,520
Ого!
104
00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,660
Мы словно пришли на большое
предвыборное собрание.
105
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А знаешь, Мэл, я вполне
могу тебе помочь.
106
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Хвастаться не буду, но я был
президентом в колледже.
107
00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:43,840
Правда, пап?
Президентом колледжа?
108
00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,930
Не всего колледжа.
109
00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,840
Президентом
«Клуба по утилизации
110
00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:52,950
алюминиевых банок
южного кампуса».
111
00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,115
Да ещё каким.
112
00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,025
Это да.
113
00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,990
Простите, но если Мэллори
намерена победить,
114
00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:01,470
ей понадобится нечто больше,
115
00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:03,860
чем «Не проходи мимо –
брось мусор в корзину».
116
00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:05,860
Хороший слоган.
Можно мы его используем?
117
00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:06,960
Валяй, Скип.
118
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,360
Всем пока. Мы в садик за Энди.
119
00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,300
А вы не подбросите
меня до общаги?
120
00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:12,830
С удовольствием, Лорен.
121
00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:14,860
А по дороге я расскажу
поподробнее
122
00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:17,410
о своей работе президентом
клуба по утилизации.
123
00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:19,810
Стивен, я слышала эту
историю миллион раз.
124
00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:22,810
Сядешь сзади, Элиза.
125
00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,480
У меня был только слоган
и крохотный магнит...
126
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Первым делом нам нужна...
годная стратегия кампании.
127
00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,160
Есть мысли?
128
00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,420
Да, парочка.
129
00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,980
Но сперва один вопрос.
Что такое стратегия кампании?
130
00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,090
Стратегия кампании – это...
131
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Алекс.
132
00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:42,500
Простите. Простите.
Ты избираешься.
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Дерзайте, ребята.
Удачи, Мэл.
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Стратегия кампании, да?
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Каковы твои убеждения?
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Много и усердно учиться,
получать хорошие оценки.
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Это точно не моё.
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А что тогда?
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На мой взгляд, студенты
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должны сильнее влиять
на происходящее в колледже.
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Помните, как в том году
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у нас взяли и убрали
автомат с диетической содовой?
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Я тогда сказала: «Так нельзя».
И многие со мной согласились.
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Вот видишь, Мэл. Другое дело.
Это уже вполне годно.
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Этим уже можно
зацепить студентов.
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Диетической содовой?
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Не просто содовой, Мэл,
но твоим видением, принципами.
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способными облегчить
и улучшить жизнь
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следящих за весом студентов.
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«За Мэллори голосуй практически –
ешь всё диетическое».
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Алекс, я сомневаюсь,
что мне удастся вернуть автомат.
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Не хочу давать
неисполнимых обещаний.
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Тогда тебе нет места в политике.
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А я бы проголосовала за того,
кто вернёт автомат с содовой.
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Вот оно, Мэл. Уже предвкушаю
волну народной поддержки.
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А я ещё скучаю
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по маложирному
шоколадному молоку
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с такими изогнутыми
соломинками.
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А кто не скучает, да?
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У меня предчувствие, Мэл.
Ты победишь.
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А у меня ещё есть идея
сменить занавески
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в столовой
на новые другого цвета.
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Мне нравится. Это стильно.
Свежо. В ногу со временем.
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Именно это и нужно народу.
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И для победы, Мэл,
тебе не хватает лишь
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одной составляющей.
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Диетическая содовая,
шоколадное молоко, занавески.
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Чего не хватает?
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Не знаю, Алекс.
Что-то я не уверена.
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Спокойно, Мэл.
Волноваться не о чем.
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Первый день предвыборной гонки.
Пойди и сделай их.
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Платформу помнишь?
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«Доверительность, диетическая
содовая, новые занавески».
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Поехали.
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Привет. Здрасьте.
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Представляю вам Мэллори Китон,
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кандидата на должность
президента колледжа.
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– Привет.
– Привет.
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Это... вкусный бутер, да?
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Ну да.
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На вид суховатый.
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К нему вам не помешает
диетическая содовая.
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Терпеть не могу содовую.
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Чего делать?
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Попробуй занавески.
Занавески.
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Как считаете, не помешает
здесь занавесочки обновить, да?
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Эти такие убогие.
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Их сшила моя мама.
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Алекс, зачем так всё усложнять?
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Нельзя просто
расклеить плакаты,
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раздать значки
и ждать результатов?
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Ты ведь хочешь победить?
И ты победишь. Доверься мне.
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У меня всё схвачено.
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Дорогая, посмотри,
это же Мэллори Китон –
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наш кандидат
в президенты колледжа.
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В жизни она совсем
как на наших значках.
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И на этих плакатах.
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«Голосуй за Мэллори»
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Мэллори,
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а правда, что вы планируете
вернуть в буфет автомат с содовой?
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И маложирное шоколадное молоко
с изогнутыми соломинками?
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Я подумывала, да.
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Алекс, что происходит?
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Мэллори, это же я, Скиппи.
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Здоров!
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И где обычному парню испить
здесь диетической содовой...
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в комнате
с приличными шторами?
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Вы подняли правильный вопрос,
молодой человек.
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Видно, как колледжу Гранта
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отчаянно нужна новая,
свежая правящая рука.
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Вот ты прямо в корень зришь,
хотя я сам тут и не учусь.
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Алекс, что это значит?
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Мэл, это же я, Ник.
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Простите, вы сказали
про автомат с содовой?
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Именно, именно. Вы уже видели
меморандум Мэллори?
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Алекс, я сама его не видела.
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«В случае избрания Мэллори
Китон обещает покончить
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со внеплановыми
контрольными».
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Что?
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А вы гляньте ещё на третий пункт.
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«Бонусные мили для частоездящих
из пригорода студентов».
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Так нельзя.
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Да брось, посмотри на народ.
Он готов ради тебя на всё.
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Давай, поддержи.
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«Бесплатный тур на Гавайи
для студентов,
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получивших зачёт по двум
или более предметам!»
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Алекс!
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Об этом не беспокойся.
Самолёт будет пустым.
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Мэллори! Мэллори! Мэллори!
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Мэллори! Мэллори! Мэллори...
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Что это у тебя, Энди?
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Алекс попросил отнести на кухню
предвыборный плакат Мэллори.
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Дай-ка посмотреть...
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«Мэллори Китон в президенты.
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Начальник избирательного
штаба, Алекс П. Китон»
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Кампания зиждется на Алексовом
чувстве непредвзятости.
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На первом варианте плаката
Мэллори вообще не было.
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– Привет, семья.
– Привет, Мэллори.
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Ну надо же! Он всё-таки
добавил мою фотографию.
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Где была, родная?
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Где только не была.
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Алекс организовал предвыборные
поездки повсюду.
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С утра я раздавала значки
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больным студентам
в медсанчасти.
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Алекс сказал, чтобы я брала их,
пока они слабые.
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Затем в буфете
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я раздавала пакетики
с перцем с надписью
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«Мэллори подперчит
вашу жизнь».
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У меня вот ещё осталось.
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– Батюшки.
– Спасибо.
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А закончилось всё
продолжительным объездом
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на предвыборном фургоне Китон.
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Предвыборном фургоне Китон?
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<i>Мэллори Китон в президенты
колледжа Гранта.</i>
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<i>Начальник предвыборного
штаба – Алекс П. Китон.</i>
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Хочу посмотреть!
Хочу покричать в микрофон!
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Пошли, Энди, посмотрим.
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И как тебе предвыборная гонка?
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Утомляет, но интересная.
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Выступления на публике,
встречи со студентами,
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возможность выслушать людей
и выяснить, что их тревожит.
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И что же их тревожит?
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Некоторые волнуются о будущем,
некоторые – об оценках,
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а некоторые просто стоят
и смотрят перед собой.
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– Это отлично.
– Да.
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И тебе тоже полезно.
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Да, это славно.
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И с Алексом вы снова
чем-то занимаетесь вместе.
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Когда вы вместе в последний
раз что-то делали?
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Дай бог памяти...
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Стивен, а они делали
что-то вместе?
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Алекс и Мэллори?
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Давайте посмотрим.
Это было...
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Сейчас припомню.
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Вы тогда...
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Вы впервые что-то
совместно делаете, да?
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Всё идёт классно.
Мы отлично ладим.
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И совсем не ссоримся.
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Просто чудо.
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Особенно зная Алекса,
предполагаешь, что он...
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М-Э-два Л-О-Р-И.
Так звучит «Мэллори».
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...ударится в крайность.
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Мэл, у меня новый плакат
для кампании.
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Он придаст ей новую грань.
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«Честная Мэл»
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<i>Мэллори Китон в президенты</i>
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<i>колледжа Гранта.</i>
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<i>Не проголосуете за мою сестру,
и я не проголосую за вашу.</i>
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<i>Мама, папа, привет.</i>
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<i>Выйдите, посмотрите, я рулю!</i>
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Предвыборный штаб Китон.
Секундочку.
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Алекс, командный пост № 7.
Проверка.
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Приветствую, командный пост № 7.
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Вы уже расклеили плакаты
в Делавэр Холл?
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Так, послушай, Дженнифер.
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По барабану, что ты устала.
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Передай трубку
командному посту № 6.
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Энди? Подгони там твою сестру.
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Минутку.
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Командный пост № 6,
уже спать пора.
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Алекс, а мне ничего не надо делать?
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– Я же кандидат.
– Безусловно.
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Пройдись-ка вот по своей
победной речи.
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«Это поистине
знаменательный день
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для свободолюбивых людей
по всему миру».
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Алекс, я обещала лишь автомат
с газировкой, не революцию.
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Можно как-то изменить?
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Не вопрос.
Позволь-ка, мам.
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«Это поистине
знаменательный день
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для любителей газировки
по всему миру».
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Алекс, если я изберусь,
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мне придётся принимать
и самостоятельные решения.
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Ты о чём, Мэллори?
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Сейчас я говорю такое,
что обычно не сказала бы.
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Всё потому, что это говорю я.
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Алекс, я не хочу быть
марионеткой.
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Вот как? Марионетки, значит,
тебе вдруг разонравились?
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Я будто бы сама не своя.
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Мы уже так далеко зашли вместе.
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Вот изберёшься,
и делай что душе угодно.
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А сейчас уж будь добра,
доверься мне, ладно?
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Алекс.
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– Ребят, вы где пропадали?
– Ходили голосовать.
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И что же так долго?
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Я застрял
в избирательной кабинке.
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Никак не мог открыть эти шторки.
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А я попыталась ему помочь
и сама застряла.
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– Здоров.
– Привет.
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Привет, Ник.
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00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:10,330
Здоров, детка.
Принёс вот тебе на удачу.
331
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,230
Спасибо, как мило.
332
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,380
Без проблем.
333
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:17,030
Если ты станешь президентом,
то я буду первой леди Гранта.
334
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,910
Они точно включат это
в свои брошюры.
335
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:25,080
А для начальника штаба
ничего нет?
336
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,920
Только это.
337
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,880
Ни цветов? Ничего?
338
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,020
Если победите.
339
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,720
Быстрее, Алекс, включай радио!
340
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,970
Объявляют результаты!
341
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:40,330
Ну-ка, Энди.
342
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,930
– Волнуешься, Мэл?
– Чуть-чуть,
343
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,030
но и рада тоже.
344
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,100
– Удачи.
– Спасибо.
345
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:48,200
<i>С вами «Грант-грант-грант радио»,
голос колледжа Гранта.</i>
346
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:52,140
<i>Который так удачно расположен
около основных автомагистралей...</i>
347
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,410
Давайте уже результаты.
348
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,540
<i>Пока у нас нет финальных цифр</i>
349
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,580
<i>по сегодняшним
выборам президента.</i>
350
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:01,040
Что, не смогли голоса посчитать?
351
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,950
<i>У нас небольшая загвоздка
с подсчётом голосов.</i>
352
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,720
<i>Все голоса в наличии.</i>
353
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,690
<i>Просто мы не можем их
пока посчитать.</i>
354
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,460
<i>И вот проблема устранена.</i>
355
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:15,000
<i>Новым президентом колледжа
Гранта становится Марша Элкинс.</i>
356
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,200
Что?!
357
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,920
<i>Марша Элкинс.</i>
358
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,440
Милая, мне так жаль.
359
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,000
Мэл, ты молодец.
Ты пыталась.
360
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,020
Речь! Речь!
361
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,750
Спасибо вам всем
за вашу поддержку.
362
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:38,520
Вы проделали большую работу,
и это многое значит.
363
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,075
Спасибо всем,
кто голосовал за меня,
364
00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:44,080
моей семье,
моему брату Алексу Китону,
365
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,290
который вёл всю кампанию.
366
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:48,680
Да-да.
367
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,270
Он учил меня всегда
добиваться цели.
368
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:54,930
И точно хотел бы, чтобы я
достойно приняла поражение.
369
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:01,780
Марша Элкинс... эта дурында!
370
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:06,140
Потребую пересчёта
голосов. Только так.
371
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,550
Сочувствую, Мэл,
что ты не победила.
372
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,660
Спасибо. Но всё хорошо.
Не так уж это и важно.
373
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,320
Тебе легко говорить.
374
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,730
А вот мы с мамой почти поверили,
что выиграем, наконец, выборы.
375
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,830
Алекс говорит,
что если хочешь выиграть,
376
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,730
голосуй за республиканцев.
377
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,630
Ты спи, спи.
378
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,400
Алекс, ты где отстал?
379
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,470
Заскочил на кафедру математики,
380
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,470
попросил пересчитать
результаты.
381
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,610
Это заняло много времени –
они считали на пальцах.
382
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:38,080
В любом случае,
результаты правильные.
383
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,950
Ты уступила 103 голоса.
384
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,620
Мы так тобой гордимся.
385
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:43,650
Чтобы выдвинуться –
уже нужна смелость.
386
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,090
А я знаю, Мэл, как сильно
ты старалась.
387
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,120
Я вам не рассказывал,
388
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,290
но при первом выдвижении
в президенты
389
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,290
«Клуба по утилизации алюминиевых
банок южного кампуса»
390
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,160
я проиграл.
391
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,560
Президентом стал
Уоррен Маккрэкен.
392
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,510
И что интересно,
393
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:02,800
у Уоррена просто-таки
был нюх на алюминий.
394
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,610
Он мог отыскать
алюминиевую банку...
395
00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:07,770
Хватит, пап.
396
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,460
Нет, Мэл, эти выборы
ещё не окончены.
397
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,130
Первым же делом с утра
я пойду в ваш кампус
398
00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:18,040
и потребую пересчёт голосов.
399
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,870
Ещё раз? Зачем?
400
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,940
Затем, Мэл: в ходе голосования
401
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:24,620
были допущены
многочисленные нарушения.
402
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,580
Мне ли не знать.
Я их и допустил.
403
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:30,410
Алекс, всё кончено.
404
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:35,790
Я выдвинулась, я попыталась
и проиграла. Конец.
405
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:40,220
Зачем тебе это?
406
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:44,320
С чего у тебя такой интерес
к моей жизни?
407
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:48,300
Не знаю, Мэл. Не знаю.
408
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:53,540
Наверно, я наконец увидел, что
мы можем делать что-то вместе,
409
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,140
общее дело,
410
00:19:55,185 --> 00:19:57,710
и хотел ухватиться
за эту возможность.
411
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,920
Очень скоро мы перестанем
жить под одной крышей.
412
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:09,650
Хочешь сказать,
что ты переезжаешь?
413
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:14,120
Ты сильно-то пока не радуйся.
Я пытаюсь тебе посочувствовать.
414
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,210
Извини.
415
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:23,230
Как бы то ни было, но скоро
мы станем реже видеться.
416
00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:27,770
Я закончу колледж,
женюсь на Лорен,
417
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,980
получу работу на Уолл-стрит,
перееду в Нью-Йорк.
418
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:36,010
Я тоже закончу колледж,
выйду замуж за Ника,
419
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,220
устроюсь на работу
в индустрию моды
420
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:41,355
и перееду в Нью-Йорк.
421
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:47,560
Не в Верхний Манхэттен, нет?
422
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,390
В Нижний Манхэттен.
423
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:51,030
– Тогда всё нормально.
– Да, точно.
424
00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,500
Видеться мы не будем.
425
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,020
В общем, я старался извлечь
426
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:57,470
максимум пользы,
пока мы ещё вместе.
427
00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:59,570
Алекс, даже забавно.
428
00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:02,010
Каждый раз, когда мы
берёмся за что-то вместе,
429
00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:04,240
всё оборачивается
катастрофой.
430
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,190
Нет. Неправда.
Ничего подобного.
431
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,010
У нас вместе всё получается.
432
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:13,450
Помнишь, как было в детстве?
Утром по субботам, да?
433
00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:15,120
Мама с папой спят долго.
434
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,590
А мы уже полседьмого
сидим на кухне в пижамах.
435
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:19,760
Да, точно.
436
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,500
Мне было 5, а тебе 7.
437
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:26,360
Я накрывала завтрак на стол,
а ты шёл на улицу за газетой.
438
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:30,000
Мама с папой всегда выставляли
эту коробку с мюслями,
439
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,240
чтобы мы не ели сладкие хлопья.
440
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:37,010
Точно. А мы бегали
за ними к Скиппи.
441
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:39,148
Как думаешь, они заметили,
442
00:21:39,188 --> 00:21:43,350
что у нас была одна и та же
коробка мюслей 12 лет?
443
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,420
А помнишь ещё тот
забавный случай,
444
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:47,220
когда родители, наконец,
разрешили нам
445
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,090
остаться дома одним без няни?
446
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:51,040
Мы наделали попкорна
и уселись за телик.
447
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,680
И должны были как штык
лечь спать до 11-ти,
448
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,643
но боялись выключить свет.
449
00:21:55,683 --> 00:22:00,360
Я вот лично не боялся.
450
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,100
Алекс, да ты полночи хныкал,
пока мама с папой не вернулись.
451
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:08,615
Я соскучился.
452
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,260
Мы пошли ко мне в комнату,
болтали,
453
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,260
я рассказывала тебе о парнях,
что мне нравились в школе,
454
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:20,910
ты говорил, кто из них больше
всего заработает в будущем.
455
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:25,160
И посмотри, с кем ты в итоге.
456
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,680
Больше у нас не было
таких разговоров. Жаль.
457
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,680
Интересная штука, Мэл.
458
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,850
С отцом я спорю о политике.
459
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:42,890
С мамой обсуждаю семейные дела.
460
00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:45,660
С Дженнифер говорю
об экономике.
461
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:50,060
Но ты, ты лучше других видишь
мою душевную сторону.
462
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:54,200
Правда? Не знала,
что она у тебя есть.
463
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,470
Скажешь тоже.
464
00:22:56,510 --> 00:23:01,435
Помнишь вечер, когда
Эллен улетела в Париж?
465
00:23:01,475 --> 00:23:06,180
Ты всю ночь не спала,
всё говорила со мной и слушала.
466
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,480
Ты поняла.
467
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,760
А я не забуду те ночи,
468
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,990
когда ты пытался научить
меня делить столбиком.
469
00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:16,370
У тебя было сотрясение
470
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:20,615
от постоянного биения
головой об стену.
471
00:23:20,655 --> 00:23:25,460
Я так и не научилась.
472
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:30,340
Знаешь, я буду вспоминать
жизнь в этом доме,
473
00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:33,940
и буду вспоминать
те утренние посиделки,
474
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:37,640
и те беседы по вечерам.
475
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,280
И буду вспоминать
сегодняшний день.
476
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:45,360
Я тоже буду.
477
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,420
Жаль, что пролетели с выборами.
Попробуем через год.
478
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,800
Ни за что.
479
00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:56,530
– Есть идея.
– Какая?
480
00:23:56,570 --> 00:24:00,570
Отличная. Завтра утром
мы проснёмся как раньше.
481
00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:06,000
Спустимся на кухню в пижамах
и позавтракаем.
482
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,370
Мюсли всё ещё на месте.
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