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FAMILY TIES
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Season 6, Episode 11
"Father Time, Part 1"
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<i>? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?</i>
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<i>? And I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?</i>
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<i>? Oh, it's like
I started breathing ?</i>
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<i>? On the night we kissed ?</i>
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<i>? And I can't remember
what I ever did before ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? And there ain't no nothin' ?</i>
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<i>? We can't love
each other through ?</i>
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<i>? Ooh-hoo ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? Sha-la-la-la. ?</i>
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Okay, Andy,
it's way past your bedtime.
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Oh, Mom, you said I can stay up
till Uncle Rob gets here!
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Well, I didn't realize
they'd be here so late.
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Come on. You can see Uncle Rob
and your cousins in the morning.
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Oh, Mom, come on. It's-it's a
pivotal point in the game.
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Okay, Dad, go fish.
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You sly dog.
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So how come Uncle Rob's coming
so late anyway?
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Oh, he got one of those
cheapo flights...
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very inexpensive,
but not too convenient.
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It stops twice in St. Louis.
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Why does it stop twice
in St. Louis?
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They're practicing takeoffs
and landings.
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It's not like
Uncle Rob to fly cheapo.
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He usually goes first class.
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Well, that's all changed.
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Rob doesn't have much money
since the divorce.
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Huh. Show me the man who does.
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Maureen said
it was a very fair settlement.
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Pshaw.
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Rob said so, too.
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The reason there's not
much money is that, uh,
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Rob switched careers.
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He's, uh, given up accounting.
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Oh, what's he doing now?
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I'm not sure
what he's doing now.
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Maybe he's an astronaut.
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That's my guess.
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I wish he'd get here.
I'm getting sleepy.
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I almost forgot.
Come on, Andy, let's go to bed.
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Thanks, Mal.
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Oh, give him a minute, Elyse!
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- Come on, Andy.
- Well...
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The game's not over!
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You lose, Dad.
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Good night, Andrew.
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Okay, that's them.
Now, let's not forget
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that Rob and the kids
have really gone through
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a tough time lately.
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Let's try and remember
to be sensitive to that.
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You know, when I talked to Rob,
he didn't sound like
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a guy who'd been through
a tough time.
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He didn't sound down at all!
He sounded happy!
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Dad, will you stop bugging me?!
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Listen, Marilyn, if you're
going to talk to me that way,
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let's get back on the plane
and go home, that's all!
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Sounds happy as a clam.
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- Here we go.
- Uncle Rob!
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- Hey! - Hi! How are you?
- Hi, sweetheart.
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- Hey, Stevie!
- How you doing, bro?
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Hey! Who's this?
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Alex! Andy!
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Hi.
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Hey, look at you, Jonathan!
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You really shot up!
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How you been?
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I'm fine.
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And how you been, Marilyn?
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Fine.
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Well, everyone's fine.
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That's fine.
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Marilyn, I think
you could fill them in
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a little more, don't you, honey?
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No, Dad, I don't.
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I really have
nothing else to say.
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I didn't want to come here,
the flight was miserable,
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and I'm counting the hours
till we go home.
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Mallory, can I talk
to you upstairs?
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Well, I find her candor
refreshing.
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Alex, I would really appreciate
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if you didn't read
the newspaper at the table.
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Why is that, dear?
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Don't call me "dear."
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And don't read the paper while
we're at the table together.
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Hey, Mal...
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we're not married.
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And isn't it wonderful?
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Look, if I want to read
at the table,
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I'm going to read at the table.
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Okay?
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There are no rules.
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It is considered proper
etiquette among civilized people
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to engage in conversation
at the table.
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All right.
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Engage me.
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No, you start.
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Why do I have to start?
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It's the gentlemanly thing
to do.
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You're really getting
on my nerves, Mal.
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Okay. All right, fine.
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Okay, I'll start. I'll start.
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What the hell were you
and Marilyn talking about
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in the bathroom last night?
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You-you had the door locked,
you had the water running,
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and-and I couldn't hear a thing.
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None of your business.
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Nice chatting with you.
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Uh, what were you
and Marilyn talking about
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in the bathroom last night?
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Steven, really!
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That's none of our business.
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Unless Mallory wants to tell us.
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I am shocked.
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I am scandalized.
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When someone needs
to talk to someone,
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and they invite that someone
into the bathroom,
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that means complete secrecy.
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That's true. It's true.
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It's the international room
of secrecy.
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I'm surprised governments
don't meet in the bathroom.
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Marilyn just had
some things on her mind.
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Some pretty heavy stuff.
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Reaction to the divorce and all.
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But it's between Marilyn
and me...
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Good morning!
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Good morning, Uncle Rob.
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- Hi, Rob.
- Hi, Rob.
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Could I get you some breakfast?
We got muffins...
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I've gotten to be quite
a good hand at breakfast lately.
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I swear, I'm eating like I'm 16.
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It's working outdoors;
that's what does it.
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Outdoors? Well, what are you
doing now, Rob?
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I'm working
for the phone company.
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Oh, Uncle Rob!
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Mallory, take it easy.
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- You're all flushed.
- Oh.
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What kind of work are you doing?
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I'm a lineman.
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You know, the guy
you see up on the poles.
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Up on the poles!
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Get her some water.
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No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I just think, well, it must be
pretty exciting being up there
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with all those conversations
whizzing by.
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Well, I'm glad
you found something
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that makes you happy, Rob.
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Although, I never thought
you'd be working outdoors.
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Quite a switch from being a CPA.
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Ah, that's just it, Stevie.
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I'm 45 and I'm the new guy
on the job.
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I'm learning,
I'm working with my hands,
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I'm fixing things.
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I'm outside in Buffalo,
7:00 a.m.,
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the wind's whipping off
the lake,
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uh, my hands are so cold,
I-I can't even hold my coffee.
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I got icicles
hanging off my nose
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and I've got a pole to climb.
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I mean, could you ask for more?
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No. It sounds great.
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Look at this. I got calluses.
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Oh, boy!
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Well, are they great?
I love 'em.
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It means I'm a lineman,
you know, a working stiff.
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We got to talk.
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I got to admit,
you never looked better.
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Ah, thanks, Elyse.
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I feel like a kid, you know?
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I'm working hard,
I'm playing hard...
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Oh! Did I tell you?
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I'm on a bowling team.
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Oh, God, no.
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Mommy! Mommy!
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The park was great!
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Marilyn swung me
all the way up to the sky.
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Andy, you weren't supposed
to tell anyone about that.
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Oh, I meant we were in
the sandbox the whole time.
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We have witnesses!
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And we didn't have ice cream
for breakfast, either.
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Well, that covers
what we didn't do.
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Well, that's great.
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I'm glad to see you cousins
are getting to know each other.
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Uh, can I get you
some breakfast?
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Oh, no, thanks, Aunt Elyse.
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I'll get something at the mall.
You ready?
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You're asking Mal if she's ready
to go to the mall?
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I don't go to the mall
that much, Alex.
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Mallory, the mannequins
wave to you.
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Marilyn? Mare?
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I, uh, I didn't know
you were going to be
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running off so early, honey.
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I-I thought maybe we could spend
some time together today.
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No, I'm going to the mall
with Mallory.
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Well, maybe this afternoon.
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I don't think so, Dad.
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I wouldn't want
to get in your way.
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Case you want
to pick up any girls.
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Marilyn knows that I was seeing
Kathy when I was here last,
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that, uh, we were
having an affair.
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She won't forgive me for it.
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You know, she and Mallory were
locked in the bathroom talking
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with the water running for
more than an hour last night.
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- It's none of our business.
- I'll be darned.
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I only see her
one weekend a month.
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It's supposed to be more,
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but, uh, she doesn't want
to come, so I don't push it.
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I'm out there in space
with her somewhere.
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Some kind of mutant father
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who doesn't live in the same
house with his children,
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doesn't have a wife,
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doesn't even have a key
to his own front door.
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Doesn't know
what the hell he's doing.
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When he walked up to me,
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I swear I could feel
my knees turn to lasagna.
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Could you tell?
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Well, I wouldn't say lasagna
specifically,
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but I did see you sway.
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And then you stabilized.
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And I said to myself,
"She is a Keaton."
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I'm not imagining
how cute he is, am I?
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He is "to die for" cute.
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How old do you think he is?
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Well, at least 18.
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I mean, you have to be
to be a Marine.
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What?
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Oh, did I interrupt something?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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If I interrupted something
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and you'd like to continue
your little chat,
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may I direct you
to our bathroom facilities.
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Which, I believe,
are available at this time.
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Thank you, Alex.
That's very thoughtful.
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Oh, hey, think nothing of it.
Think nothing of it.
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Just go on up there,
lock the door, turn on the water
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and do that yakety yak.
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Yakety yak.
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Don't talk back.
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All right,
how is this for a great idea?
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Dinner, movie...
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And after, if everyone's good...
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Ice cream.
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Whoa!
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Come on, Mare, you coming?
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Um, I-I can't, Dad.
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I'm going out. I have a date.
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No, you don't have a date.
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Oh, I do.
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Who's this date with?
256
00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:31,760
A guy I met at the mall
with Mallory.
257
00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:33,990
I'm sorry. No, you can't
run around a strange city
258
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,860
with a guy you met at a mall.
259
00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,500
We're not going to be
running around.
260
00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:39,560
We're going dancing
at the Hot House.
261
00:10:39,590 --> 00:10:41,600
You remember the Hot House,
don't you, Dad?
262
00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:44,440
That where you went dancing
with, uh, what's her name?
263
00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,300
What was her name? Kathy?
264
00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:47,650
Kathy.
265
00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,140
That's not necessary, Marilyn.
266
00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,510
And neither is
this little scene.
267
00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:53,520
Good night.
268
00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:57,520
I want you back by 11:00.
You hear me?
269
00:10:57,550 --> 00:10:58,580
No, 10:30!
270
00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:00,550
Do you hear that? 10:30!
271
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,700
Hey, Uncle Rob, what you doing?
272
00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:16,770
I'm fixing this lamp
for your mother.
273
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:21,810
You know, Dad's been working on
that lamp for almost a year now.
274
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,650
He's almost got it
completely broken.
275
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:28,080
Yeah, well, he's not too happy
that I'm doing this.
276
00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:30,480
Hurts his pride, you know?
277
00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:33,190
He fancies himself
a real handy guy.
278
00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,290
Dad handy?
279
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,590
He's one of the only living
Americans to lock himself
280
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:40,880
in the trunk of his own car.
281
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,470
What time do you have, Alex?
282
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,130
It's almost midnight.
283
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,840
I told Marilyn 10:30.
284
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,340
You heard me, right?
285
00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:51,740
Oh, yeah. Hey, don't worry
about that, Uncle Rob.
286
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,970
I mean, she'll be back
any minute.
287
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,980
You just, you got to go
with the flow in these things.
288
00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,410
Go with the flow, huh?
289
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,080
Oh, Alex, I can't wait
till you're a father.
290
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:05,890
Hey, when I have a daughter,
it's not going to be a problem.
291
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,700
She's not going to be able
to get across the moat.
292
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,170
Uncle Rob, um,
293
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,640
you and I, we're similar
kind of guys, right?
294
00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:23,800
I mean, we're both conservative.
295
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,540
We're both Republican.
296
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,580
We're both... heady guys.
297
00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:32,280
Granted, uh, you've... you've
been through a lot of change.
298
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:35,150
You know, what with
the divorce and all.
299
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:37,150
And maybe... you know, maybe
300
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:40,050
you're not as conservative
as you once were.
301
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,720
I mean...
302
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,970
maybe not even
a Republican anymore.
303
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:49,860
Although that would rip
my heart clean out.
304
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:53,330
But-but-but let's...
let's just say you're not.
305
00:12:58,230 --> 00:12:59,840
I could understand that.
306
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,940
I mean, I could.
307
00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:04,480
Hell, I've done it
for my parents.
308
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:07,780
But what... but what I can't
understand is why anyone
309
00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:10,720
with your earning potential
would want to sit
310
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:14,720
at a table all night
and fix a lamp.
311
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,590
Well, it's
very satisfying, Alex.
312
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:22,110
This great feeling that comes
from working with your hands.
313
00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:26,600
Are you still a Republican?
314
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,040
How's she coming, Robbo?
315
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,870
Ah, getting there, Stevo.
316
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,740
- Need a hand?
- No, Stevo.
317
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,240
Robbo doesn't need a hand.
318
00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,740
Do you, Robbo?
319
00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:37,750
No, Mommo.
320
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,690
Uncle Robbo's doing <i>bueno.</i>
321
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,050
Ah, if Pop could only
see us now, huh?
322
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,030
His two sons vying
for the chance to fix a lamp.
323
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,890
Would he laugh.
324
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,100
He always said, "You boys
are not going to use your hands.
325
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,230
"You're going to college...
no tools, you hear me?
326
00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:00,730
"I don't want to see either
of you with even a hammer
327
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,670
in your hand unless
you're opening a coconut."
328
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,210
And yet, we both ended up
329
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,390
with tremendous ability
in this area.
330
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,450
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
331
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,150
- Good night, honey.
- Oh, good night, hon.
332
00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,220
- Sleep well.
- Good night, Dad.
333
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,050
- Uh, Mal?
- Huh?
334
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,420
Marilyn, uh,
she didn't come back yet.
335
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,990
Did you meet the guy
she went out with tonight?
336
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,490
Uh-huh.
337
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,590
Oh, well, uh, who is he?
338
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,830
I mean, what's he like?
339
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:30,330
Um, well, I don't know
his name, Uncle Rob.
340
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,970
But don't worry,
she's in good hands.
341
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,680
He's a Marine.
342
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,310
Well, on that note,
343
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,310
I'm going to head up. Night.
344
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,580
- Good night, honey.
- Good night, Alex.
345
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,820
Uncle Rob, I got to know.
346
00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:49,820
Are you?
347
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,320
Am I what?
348
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,220
Still a Republican.
349
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,820
Alex, I am.
350
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,660
I knew it.
351
00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,990
I knew it. I knew it.
I knew it.
352
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:04,400
You-you-you may fix lamps
and you may climb poles, but...
353
00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:06,000
you're not washed up yet.
354
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,440
Okay, well, I...
I'm going to sleep like a baby.
355
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,340
- Good night.
- Good night.
356
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:11,980
? From the Halls
of Montezuma... ?
357
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,640
Well, it's after midnight
358
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:18,180
and my daughter's out
with the Marines.
359
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,710
Look, uh, Rob,
360
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:23,020
I don't begin to understand
how hard this must be for you
361
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:26,120
and Marilyn,
but you can't just abdicate.
362
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,790
You can't give way like this.
363
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,490
I can't afford to waste
the few hours a month I do get
364
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,960
to spend with her arguing
about these things, Stevie.
365
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,460
I want to be a good guy.
366
00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:36,400
But you're her father, Rob.
367
00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:39,070
By a thread, Steven.
368
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,400
I don't want to lose her.
369
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,800
So I'm letting her go.
370
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,210
That's no attitude, Rob.
371
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,210
You got to let her know
where the line is.
372
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,450
The line she can't cross.
373
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,910
You got to be strong.
374
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:55,980
Loving...
but strong and decisive.
375
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,150
Like you?
376
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,550
Like me.
377
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,560
Like him.
378
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,370
Damn right.
379
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,360
I've had two 17-year-olds.
380
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,470
And I know...
381
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,580
give them an inch,
they'll wipe you out.
382
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,400
I know.
383
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:19,410
I've been there.
384
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,980
So has she.
385
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,990
I was there with him.
386
00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:28,630
It was hell.
387
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,250
I have daughters, Rob.
388
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,720
I know what
you're going through.
389
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,090
When Mallory turned 17,
390
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,260
I made it very clear.
391
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,560
I wanted to take
an active part in deciding
392
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:42,630
what type of young man
she would be dating.
393
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:46,430
How'd she wind up with Nick?
394
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,440
She didn't listen to me.
395
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,810
Come on, Andy,
it's after midnight.
396
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,440
- Don't you think it's time
for bed? - Shh.
397
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,440
Jonathan's telling a story.
398
00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:58,050
Where's your manners?
399
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,810
Go on, Jonathan.
400
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,320
Well, now my mom's going out
401
00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:03,650
with this guy
named Eddy Wheaton.
402
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,290
He's a real nice guy,
and she says
403
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,890
maybe someday
they'll get married.
404
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,590
I'm not so happy about that
405
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:12,010
because then my name becomes
Jonathan Keaton Wheaton.
406
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,260
So, how does it work, Jonathan?
407
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,830
I mean, when do you see your mom
and when do you see your dad?
408
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,070
I spend one week with each.
409
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,370
I go back and forth.
410
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,270
It's not bad.
411
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,810
So, your mommy and daddy can't
tuck you in on the same night?
412
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,440
I'm too old to get tucked in.
413
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,450
Let's say you weren't.
414
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,450
Then no, they can't
tuck me in on the same night.
415
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,660
That's wild.
416
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,990
Room for one more,
you wacky night owls?
417
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,330
Andy, it is...
418
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:48,360
nine hours past your bedtime.
419
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,860
Is, uh, Marilyn back yet?
420
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,430
No, no, she's not.
421
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,970
Uncle Rob's getting
a little worried about it.
422
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,140
Yeah, Dad gets worried
a lot lately.
423
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:57,970
What were you guys
talking about?
424
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,870
- We were talk...
- Nothing.
425
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:03,640
What were you
talking about, Andy?
426
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,480
Divorce.
427
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:06,780
It's not bad,
428
00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:09,520
but you can't get tucked in.
429
00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,950
Well, hey, hey, you guys can
talk about divorce all you want.
430
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,650
I won't say a word.
431
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,490
Oh, great, here it comes.
432
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,500
Divorce...
433
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,060
...does not affect me
in any way.
434
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,300
All right, well, first of all,
435
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:25,100
Mom and Dad
aren't going to get divorced
436
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,840
in the first place,
but even if they were...
437
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,740
I don't care.
438
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:32,140
I mean, you know, in a year
or two, I'm out of here.
439
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,910
A year or two?
440
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,620
Well, is there anything
we can do to speed that up?
441
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,350
My only concern
is that I'm going to have
442
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,150
to support Mom and Dad...
443
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:44,020
in their old age.
444
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,990
I mean, that's the question.
445
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,800
How much,
and when does it start?
446
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,500
Hi.
447
00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,100
- Hello.
- Hello.
448
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:59,630
Uh, we were just
talking about you.
449
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,600
Andy, what in the world
are you doing up at this hour?
450
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:04,100
Waiting for you to tuck me in.
451
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:06,410
It's your fault.
452
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,910
We tucked you in.
453
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:11,250
Oh, then it must be my fault.
454
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,750
Come on, come on.
455
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,680
Let's go.
456
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:17,380
Alex doesn't care
if you get divorced.
457
00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:19,420
- What?
- What?
458
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,920
No, no, no.
459
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,590
No, what I... what I said was
460
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,060
I didn't think you would
ever get divorced.
461
00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:28,030
But if you did, I said...
462
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,510
"I don't care."
463
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:40,410
What are you doing up?
464
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,610
Well, I could say I was hungry,
but, uh, I'm not.
465
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,180
Worried about Marilyn.
466
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,610
And you.
467
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,120
She's doing this to hurt me.
468
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:54,250
Doesn't take a major mind
to figure that out.
469
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,660
She had a nice life going,
and to her way of thinking,
470
00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,730
I'm the one
who screwed it all up for her,
471
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,700
so she doesn't want me
to forget it.
472
00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:06,870
I get the message.
473
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,970
Well, how about you?
474
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,140
How are you holding up?
475
00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:10,300
Okay.
476
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,910
Yeah.
477
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,070
As lousy as this is, okay.
478
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,410
I did the right thing, Elyse.
479
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,450
Maureen and I
just ground to a halt.
480
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,450
We lost it.
481
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,090
That thing we had that was so...
482
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,350
wonderful,
it just went good-bye.
483
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,160
You know, it's funny...
I-I just flashed
484
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:32,530
to the night that Steven
brought me to meet you.
485
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,560
His married brother and his wife
in this... this apartment
486
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:37,630
on-on Bank Street
over the bakery.
487
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,830
Oh, that was a great bakery.
488
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,840
Gianfranco's.
489
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:45,540
The two of you were...
were unbelievably cute.
490
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:48,040
You're playing house,
but for real.
491
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,740
You know, it was so appealing.
492
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,510
So grown-up.
493
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,080
Something that I wanted so much.
494
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:56,180
Some of the greatest cannolis
I ever ate
495
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,620
came out of that bakery.
496
00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:00,820
I remember how great
Maureen looked that night.
497
00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:03,190
Her hair was all the way down
past her waist then,
498
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,260
and I remember all through
dinner, I... I was watching her,
499
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:07,790
and she was just looking at you.
500
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:11,630
Just laughing, you know,
just... just wild about you.
501
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:15,540
I used to get three of those
cannolis and go up on the roof.
502
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:18,670
I'd have a quart of milk
and the cannolis.
503
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,160
And I'd sing "That's Amore."
504
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,150
And I'd lie there,
looking up at the sky
505
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:31,150
in some kind
of Italian pastry coma.
506
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,650
That was quite a night.
507
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,160
Maureen made lamb stew.
508
00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:38,530
We had some wine.
509
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,330
We had some more wine.
510
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,500
I remember we got to talking
about whether
511
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:48,100
Steven and I should quit school
and go to Newfoundland.
512
00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:50,110
And run a lighthouse.
513
00:21:53,090 --> 00:21:55,650
You said, "He can't fix a lamp."
514
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,660
"How is he going to run
a lighthouse?"
515
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,480
So Steven asked Maureen,
"What do you think?"
516
00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,890
And... and she said,
"You know, if...
517
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,820
if you really love each other,
you can be happy anywhere."
518
00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:10,190
Like Rob and me.
519
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:13,190
I remember after you left,
I said to Maureen,
520
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:15,580
"You know, that Elyse,
she isn't bad-looking."
521
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,570
Maureen said,
522
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,030
"No, she isn't.
Uh, she's bright and charming,
523
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,600
and Steven should be
very proud."
524
00:22:22,630 --> 00:22:26,420
I said, "Yeah, boy,
did that doofus get lucky."
525
00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:30,340
Where the hell is Marilyn?
526
00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:31,980
Should I be getting
crazy here, Elyse?
527
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:33,450
Because I am...
I'm getting crazy.
528
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,380
It's ten of 2:00.
529
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:38,150
Well, just-just wait
it out, you know.
530
00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:41,140
Just wait a little while longer,
and then maybe she'll...
531
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,700
You're not just saying that,
are you, Uncle Rob?
532
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,730
Saying what, Alex?
533
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,440
About being a Republican.
534
00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:59,050
No, Alex, I am a Republican.
535
00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:01,980
You're certain?
536
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,340
I'm certain.
537
00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:07,380
Well, then, good night.
538
00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:09,420
Good night.
539
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:10,620
'Cause if you're not...
540
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:11,920
I am, Alex.
541
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:14,650
I-I have an elephant
on my key ring.
542
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,910
Well, then, good night.
543
00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:25,830
Hello?
544
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,670
That's okay, honey.
We're still up.
545
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,680
He's right here.
546
00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,080
Where are you?
547
00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:37,180
All right, I'll come get you.
548
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:39,280
Oh, no. Oh, that's out
of the question.
549
00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:42,080
Just give me the address.
550
00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:44,400
Tell me where you are, Marilyn.
551
00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,890
Marilyn, you don't
even know him.
552
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,760
Don't you dare hang up on me.
553
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,950
She's going to spend
the night at his place.
554
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,450
To be continued...
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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6 сезон, 11 серия
«Отцово время. Часть 1»
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Энди, тебе давно
пора в кроватку.
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Мам, ты обещала,
что я дождусь дядю Роба!
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Кто ж зал, что они
так припозднятся.
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Пойдём, увидишься утром.
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Подожди, мам. Сейчас
ключевой момент игры.
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Так, папа, тащи карту.
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Ты хитруля.
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С чего вообще дядя Роб
так поздно едет?
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Он на дешёвом рейсе –
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очень экономном,
но не особо удобном.
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С двумя посадками в Сент-Луисе.
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Зачем дважды садиться
в Сент-Луисе?
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Для тренировки взлётов
и приземлений.
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На дядю Роба не похоже.
Обычно он летает первым классом.
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Всё переменилось.
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После развода Роб
не очень-то при деньгах.
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Где теперь они, эти богатеи.
20
00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:59,520
По словам Морин,
всё прошло полюбовно.
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Ясно дело.
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00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:06,610
Роб того же мнения.
И на мели он из-за смены работы.
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Он завязал с бухучётом.
24
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И чем теперь занят?
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Точно не знаю.
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Может, он космонавт.
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С языка снял.
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Жалко, что не дождалась,
но я спать.
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Чуть не забыла.
Всё, Энди, иди спать.
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Вот спасибо, Мэл.
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Ещё минутку, Элиза!
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Давай, Энди.
Партия ещё не окончена!
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Ты проиграл, пап.
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Спокойной ночи, Эндрю.
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А вот и они.
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Не забывайте, что Робу
и детям сейчас нелегко.
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Отнеситесь с пониманием.
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В недавнем разговоре он мне
не показался сломленным,
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а напротив – счастливым!
40
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<i>Пап, может, хватит уже
меня доставать?!</i>
41
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<i>Мэрилин, будешь разговаривать
со мной в таком тоне,</i>
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<i>мы вернёмся на борт
и улетим домой!</i>
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Доволен как слон.
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– Пришли.
– Дядя Роб!
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– Привет!
– Сколько лет, сколько зим!
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– Привет, Стиви!
– Как жизнь, братишка?
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Салют! А это кто у нас тут?
48
00:03:00,410 --> 00:03:02,000
Алекс! Энди!
49
00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,000
Привет.
50
00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,040
А Джонатан-то, Джонатан!
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00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,570
Вот вымахал!
Как поживаешь?
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Нормально.
53
00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,710
А ты как, Мэрилин?
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Неплохо.
55
00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:16,050
Значит, у всех всё хорошо.
Это хорошо.
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Мэрилин, можно ведь
и поподробнее, да, милая?
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Нет, пап, нельзя. Мне правда
нечего больше сказать.
58
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Я не хотела приезжать сюда,
перелёт был убогим,
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и я считаю часы
до возвращения домой.
60
00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,620
Мэллори, мы можем
поговорить наверху?
61
00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:38,060
Такая откровенность
держит в тонусе.
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Алекс, буду очень признательна,
63
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если ты не станешь
читать за столом газету.
64
00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:57,310
Почему же, дорогая?
65
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Не называй меня «дорогая».
66
00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:04,560
И не читай газет,
пока мы вместе за столом.
67
00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:10,170
Мэл... ты мне не жена.
68
00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:13,500
И разве это не чудесно?
69
00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:18,380
Если я хочу читать за столом,
я буду читать за столом.
70
00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:20,980
Ясно?
Не пиши тут вилами по воде.
71
00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:24,450
По этикету цивилизованным
людям за столом
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положено
участвовать в беседе.
73
00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:29,800
Ладно.
74
00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,890
Подними тему.
75
00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:36,460
Нет, ты первый.
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00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,800
Почему я?
77
00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,700
Такова участь джентльмена.
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Ты мне весь мозг вынесла, Мэл.
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Ладно, как скажешь.
Я начну. Я первый.
80
00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:53,480
Что, чёрт возьми, вы с Мэрилин
вчера обсуждали в ванной?
81
00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:59,480
Вы заперлись, включили воду,
и ничего не было слышно.
82
00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:03,890
Не твоё дело.
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00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:06,090
Вот и поболтали.
84
00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:11,530
А что вы с Мэрилин вчера
обсуждали в ванной?
85
00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:15,400
Стивен, в самом деле!
Это не наше дело.
86
00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,900
Пока Мэллори сама
не захочет поделиться.
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00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:21,140
Я в шоке. И в возмущении.
88
00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:23,410
Когда кто-то хочет
с кем-то поговорить
89
00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:25,980
и приглашает этого
кого-то в ванную,
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00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,280
это означает
полную секретность.
91
00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,750
Всё верно.
92
00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:32,110
Это же международная
секретная комната.
93
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Странно, что правительство
не заседает в ванной.
94
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Мэрилин кое-что тревожит.
Довольно сильно.
95
00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:43,090
Реакция на развод и прочее.
Но это наш с Мэрилин секре...
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Доброе утро!
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Доброе утро, дядя Роб.
98
00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,000
– Привет, Роб.
– Привет, Роб.
99
00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,670
Будешь завтракать?
Есть кексы...
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00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:52,540
Нет уж, нет уж. В последнее время
я неплохо набил руку на завтраках.
101
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Ей-богу, ем как в 16.
А всё работа на свежем воздухе.
102
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На воздухе?
Ты чем занимаешься, Роб?
103
00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:00,550
Работаю в телефонной компании.
104
00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:05,220
О, дядя Роб!
105
00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:08,220
Мэллори, дыши глубже.
Ты вся пунцовая.
106
00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:09,590
И в чём состоит работа?
107
00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:13,520
Я линейный монтёр. Из тех,
кто забирается на столбы.
108
00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,630
Забирается на столбы!
109
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Дайте ей воды.
110
00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:20,070
Нет, я в норме.
Просто подумала:
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00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:22,800
вот же здорово,
должно быть, висеть там,
112
00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,840
когда гудят все эти разговоры.
113
00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,580
Главное, что тебе по душе.
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Хотя работа на улице – это
почти противоположность
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бухгалтерскому делу.
116
00:06:31,820 --> 00:06:33,210
Именно так, Стиви.
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Мне 45, и у меня абсолютно
новая профессия.
118
00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:39,620
Я обучаюсь, работаю
руками, чиню вещи.
119
00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:44,120
В 7 утра я уже за городом,
в лицо хлещет ветер с озера,
120
00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,960
а руки так немеют,
что я еле удерживаю кофе,
121
00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,260
из носа свисают сосульки.
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И с этим мне лезть на столб.
Разве можно желать большего?
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И впрямь.
Звучит завораживающе.
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Ты глянь – мозоли.
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Батюшки!
126
00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:06,110
Как вам, а? Здорово же.
Значит, что я монтёр, работяга.
127
00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:07,810
Есть разговор.
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00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:10,000
И действительно,
выглядишь как огурчик.
129
00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,180
Спасибо, Элиза.
Как заново родился.
130
00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:14,180
Работаю на всю катушку,
играю напропалую.
131
00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:16,990
Точно! Я не рассказывал?
Я в команде по боулингу.
132
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Боже, только не это.
133
00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,760
Мама! Мама!
В парке было так классно!
134
00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,100
Мэрилин подбрасывала меня
почти до самого неба!
135
00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:28,200
Мы же договорились:
об этом молчок.
136
00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,700
То есть мы всё время
прокопались в песочнице.
137
00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:33,710
И свидетели тому есть.
138
00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:37,280
И никакого мороженого
на завтрак мы не ели.
139
00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,520
Точно, именно этого
мы и не делали.
140
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,780
Здорово. Важно поддерживать
хорошие отношения с роднёй.
141
00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:45,880
А ты хочешь позавтракать?
142
00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,690
Нет, спасибо, перекушу
в торговом центре. Пойдёшь?
143
00:07:48,730 --> 00:07:51,790
Ты спрашиваешь Мэллори
пойдёт ли она в торговый центр?
144
00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:54,090
Не так уж много я туда хожу.
145
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Мэллори, да с тобой
манекены здороваются.
146
00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:01,370
Мэрилин, дочка.
147
00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:04,740
Не знал, что ты так рано
убегаешь сегодня.
148
00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:07,270
Хотел пробыть с тобой,
пообщаться.
149
00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:09,340
Мы с Мэллори идём по магазинам.
150
00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:11,010
Хорошо, может, тогда днём.
151
00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:14,310
Сомневаюсь, пап.
Наши пути не пересекутся.
152
00:08:14,350 --> 00:08:20,490
Если только девушку какую
не захочешь подцепить.
153
00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:26,420
Мэрилин знает, что я встречался
с Кэти в прошлый приезд к вам,
154
00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:31,160
что у нас была... интрижка.
Никак мне не простит.
155
00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,350
Вчера они с Мэллори
закрылись в ванной
156
00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,870
и разговаривали
при включённой воде.
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00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:41,430
– Это их дело.
– Поговорили и поговорили.
158
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,740
Я вижусь с ней лишь
одни выходные в месяц.
159
00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,310
Положено больше,
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00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:48,610
но она не хочет приезжать,
а я не давлю.
161
00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:52,420
Где-то наши дорожки разошлись.
162
00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:56,320
Какой-то отец-перевёртыш,
живущий отдельно от детей,
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неженатый и даже без ключа
от собственной входной двери.
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Не ведающий, что он творит.
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Когда он подошёл,
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ей-богу, у меня колени
стали подкашиваться.
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Было заметно?
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Конкретно подкошенных
коленей не видела,
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но тебя потряхивало.
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А потом ты собралась.
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И я сказала себе:
«Она настоящая Китон».
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Он же прехорошенький, да?
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Обалдеть не встать
хорошенький.
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Сколько ему, как думаешь?
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Лет 18 есть. Раньше ведь
в морфлот не пускают.
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Что?
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Я помешал?
Уж простите.
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Если помешал, а вы бы хотели
продолжить разговорчики,
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позвольте направить
вас в ванную комнату.
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Которая, полагаю,
доступна в данный момент.
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Спасибо, Алекс,
за безграничную заботу.
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Да пустяки, не берите в голову.
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Вперёд и с песней:
запритесь, включите воду
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и шушукайтесь сколько влезет.
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Шу-шу-шу!
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Не дразниться.
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Народ, как вам такая
потрясная идея – ужин, кино...
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И в завершении банкета,
если все будут хорошо себя вести...
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Мороженое.
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Ого!
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Скорее, Мэри, ты идёшь?
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Не получится, пап. Меня уже
позвали. Иду на свидание.
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Не может быть.
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Как раз может.
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С кем же?
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В тэ-цэ-шке с ним познакомились.
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Прости, но нельзя шляться
по незнакомому городу
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с первым встречным.
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Мы не собираемся шляться.
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Мы идём на танцы
в «Жаркий уголок».
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Ты ведь помнишь
«Жаркий уголок», пап?
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Там же ты танцевал с...
Как там её?
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Как её звали? Кэти?
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Да, Кэти.
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Мэрилин, хорош.
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Вот именно, хватит сцен.
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Хорошего вечера.
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Возвращайся к 11-ти. Слышишь?
Нет, к 10-ти 30-ти!
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Слышишь меня? В 10:30!
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Дядя Роб, что поделываешь?
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Твоя мама попросила
лампу починить.
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Папа её уже с год чинит.
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Почти в край доломал.
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И правда. Не очень-то он
обрадовался моей помощи.
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Я его уязвил. Мнит себя
настоящим умельцем.
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Это он-то умелец?
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Он один из немногих
ныне живущих американцев,
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кто заперся в багажнике
собственной машины.
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На твоих, Алекс, сколько натикало?
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Почти полночь.
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Я сказал Мэрилин в 10:30.
Ты же слышал, да?
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Не волнуйся, дядя Роб.
Она будет с минуты на минуту.
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В таких делах надо
плыть по течению.
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Плыть по течению?
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Посмотрел бы я, Алекс,
на твоё отцовство.
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Мне будущая дочь
проблем не доставит.
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Она не сможет
перебраться через ров.
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Дядя Роб, мы ведь с тобой
из одного теста, да?
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Оба консервативны.
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Оба республиканцы.
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Оба... головастые.
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Конечно, у тебя в жизни
многое переменилось.
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Из-за развода и прочего.
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И, возможно, что теперь
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ты не так консервативен,
как прежде.
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И чего уж... может даже,
ты больше и не республиканец.
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Конечно, это бы разорвало
моё сердце на кусочки.
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Но предположим, что это так.
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Я бы понял. Правда.
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Бог свидетель,
родителей я понял.
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Но одного я понять не могу:
как кто-то
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с такими возможностями
для заработка может
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просиживать время за столом,
починяя лампу?
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Это самый смак, Алекс.
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Особое ощущение –
сделать что-то своими руками.
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Ты всё ещё республиканец?
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Как продвигается, Роббо?
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Преуспешно, Стиво.
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– Помощь нужна?
– Нет, Стиво.
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Роббо не нужна помощь.
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Да, Роббо?
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Да, маммо.
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Дядя Роббо справляется на <i>буэно</i>.
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Видел бы нас сейчас отец.
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Два его сына борются
за шанс починить лампу.
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Он бы поржал.
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Всегда говаривал: «У вас, парни,
руки растут не из того места.
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В колледж пойдёте,
и никаких гвоздей. Ясно?
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Молоток в руки берите
только в крайнем случае –
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если орехи колете».
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И всё же мы оба достигли
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грандиозных успехов
в этом ремесле.
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Я спать. Спокойной ночи.
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– Спокойной, милая.
– Спокойной ночи.
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– Сладких снов.
– И вам.
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– Мэл.
– Что?
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Мэрилин до сих пор ещё нет.
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Ты видела парня,
с которым она ушла?
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Да.
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И кто он?
Что за человек?
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Имени его я не знаю,
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но не переживай,
она в хороших руках.
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Он морской пехотинец.
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И на этой ноте позвольте
откланяться. Спокойной ночи.
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Спокойной, Алекс.
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Дядя Роб, я должен знать.
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Это так?
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00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,310
Что так?
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Ты по-прежнему республиканец?
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Чистой воды, Алекс.
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Сердце не обманешь.
Нет, нет, не обманешь.
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Можешь чинить лампы,
можешь по столбам лазать,
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но головы ты не лишился.
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Буду спать как младенец.
Сладких снов.
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? От просторов Монтесумы... ?
(гимн морской пехоты США)
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Время за полночь, и моя дочь
гуляет с морпехами.
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Роб, мне трудно понять,
насколько тяжело тебе
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и Мэрилин, но нельзя
просто отступать в сторону.
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Нельзя сдаваться.
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Стив, я не могу потратить
отведённые мне пару часов
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в месяц на пререкания с ней.
Я хочу быть хорошим.
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Роб, ты её отец.
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Только на ниточке.
И не хочу её обрывать.
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Поэтому даю Мэрилин свободу.
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00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,200
Это неверный подход.
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Ты должен обозначить границы,
за которые ей нельзя заходить.
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Проявить решимость.
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С любовью, но твёрдо
и безвозразительно.
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Как ты?
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Как я.
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Как он.
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И никаких гвоздей.
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00:16:06,493 --> 00:16:09,830
Переходил я уже с двоими
через этот возраст.
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00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:14,590
И знаю: дай им палец –
всю руку отхватят.
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00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:19,400
Уж поверь.
Плавали, знаем.
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00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,970
Вместе вот с ней.
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00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:25,658
Рука об руку плыли.
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00:16:25,698 --> 00:16:28,640
Тот ещё водоворот.
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00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,710
У меня 2 дочери, Роб.
Мне знакомы твои тревоги.
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Когда Мэллори стукнуло 17,
я ей дал ясно понять:
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встречаться она будет
только с теми парнями,
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которых одобрю я.
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00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:46,420
Как же она оказалась с Ником?
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Она меня не послушала.
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00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:52,960
Всё, Энди, уже за полночь.
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– Пора баиньки.
– Тише!
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Джонатан рассказывает.
Вежливо ли обрывать?
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00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,800
Продолжай, Джонатан.
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00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,640
Теперь мама встречается с этим
парнем по имени Эдди Уитон.
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00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,280
Он реально хороший,
и она говорит,
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что когда-нибудь они,
может, поженятся.
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00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,470
Не хотелось бы,
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ведь тогда меня станут называть
Джонатан Китон-Уитон.
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00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:17,250
И как всё устроено, Джонатан?
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Когда ты проводишь время
с мамой, а когда с папой?
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По неделе с каждым.
Мотаюсь туда-сюда.
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00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,260
Не так уж плохо.
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00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,800
Значит, мама и папа вместе
не укладывают тебя спать?
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00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,430
Я ведь уже не маленький.
330
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,440
А если бы был?
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Тогда нет, у них бы не вышло.
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Дикость какая.
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00:17:38,855 --> 00:17:42,980
В тесноте, да не в обиде,
чудики-полуночники?
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00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:48,350
Энди, уже... 9 часов,
как тебе положено спать.
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00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,850
Мэрилин так и нет?
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Нет, ещё нет.
Дядя Роб малость волнуется.
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Да уж, в последнее
время он на нервах.
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00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:57,960
О чём заболтались?
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– Мы говорили...
– Ни о чём.
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Что обсуждали, Энди?
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00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,470
Развод.
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00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:09,510
Он не так уж ужасен,
но спать тебя не уложат.
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00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:12,110
Можете говорить
о разводе что угодно.
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Я не вмешаюсь.
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00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,480
Пошло-поехало.
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00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,313
Развод...
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никак на меня не влияет.
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00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:25,550
Прежде всего, мама с папой
не собираются разводиться,
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но даже если бы решили –
мне пофиг.
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00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:32,130
Всё равно через год-два я съеду.
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00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:38,290
Год-два? А мы можем как-то
ускорить этот процесс?
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00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:42,140
Забота одна – я собираюсь
поддерживать маму и папу
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в старости.
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00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,980
Но тут загвоздка.
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00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:50,890
Сколько, и когда
наступает старость?
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00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,490
Салют.
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00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,090
Давно не виделись.
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00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:59,620
А мы как раз о вас говорили.
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00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,590
Энди, бога ради,
почему ты ещё не спишь?
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Жду, когда вы меня уложите.
Сами виноваты.
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00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,900
Мы уже укладывали.
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Тогда, видимо, я виноват.
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00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,670
У ну-ка, айда.
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00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:17,370
Алексу пофиг,
если вы разведётесь.
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– Что?
– Что?
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00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,910
Нет-нет, стоп.
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Я говорил, что вы вряд ли
когда-нибудь разведётесь.
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00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:28,020
Но если бы вдруг, то...
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00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,520
«Мне пофиг».
370
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,400
Чего не спишь?
371
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,600
Сказать бы, что проголодалась,
но нет.
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00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,170
О Мэрилин переживала.
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00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,600
И о тебе.
374
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:54,240
Она ранит в самое сердце.
Это и дураку ясно.
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00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,460
У неё жизнь шла путём,
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00:19:57,470 --> 00:20:01,580
и, по её мнению,
именно я ей всё испоганил.
377
00:20:01,595 --> 00:20:04,800
Потому она не даёт мне
об этом забыть.
378
00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:06,860
Всё ясно как день.
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00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,130
А сам-то ты как?
Как держишься?
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00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:11,900
Нормально. Да.
381
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,060
Как бы паршиво не было, ага.
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00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,400
Я правильно поступил, Элиза.
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00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:22,440
Мы с Морин дошли до края.
Утратили связь.
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00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:27,340
Раньше всё было так... чудесно,
а потом пошло прахом.
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00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:32,520
Забавно, мне тут вспомнился вечер,
когда Стивен познакомил нас.
386
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,200
Его женатый брат с супругой
в той квартирке на Бэнк-стрит,
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00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,620
пекарня на первом этаже.
388
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:41,830
Отличная была пекарня.
«У Джанфранко».
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00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:45,530
Вы были такими очаровашками.
390
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:48,030
Вы играли в семью,
но по-настоящему.
391
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:51,500
Это было так притягательно.
Так по-взрослому.
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00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,070
Именно к этому и я стремилась.
393
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:58,610
Именно в той пекарне были самые
прекрасные канноли на свете.
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00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:01,140
Морин была прекрасна
тем вечером.
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00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,790
Распущенные волосы до талии.
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00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:07,780
За ужином я смотрела за ней,
она не отводила от тебя глаз.
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00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:11,620
Этот её смех,
она была без ума от тебя.
398
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:15,530
Я взял эти канноли
и поднялся на крышу.
399
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:18,818
Я держал их в руках
и ещё пакет молока.
400
00:21:18,858 --> 00:21:24,445
И пел «Это любовь».
401
00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:27,140
Лежал на крыше
и смотрел на небо
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00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:31,140
в каком-то итальяно-кулинарном
исступлении.
403
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,640
Прекрасный был вечер.
404
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:41,320
Морин потушила ягнёнка.
Мы выпили вина. И ещё вина.
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00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,960
Помню, обсуждали,
что нам со Стивеном
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00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,230
следует бросить колледж
и отправиться на Ньюфаундленд.
407
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:52,710
Поселиться на маяке.
408
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:57,100
А ты сказал:
«Он и лампочки не починит.
409
00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,670
Куда уж ему до маяка?»
410
00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:04,880
Стивен спросил Морин её мнения.
И она сказала: «Знаешь, если
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00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,810
любовь настоящая, можно
быть счастливыми где угодно.
412
00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:10,180
Как мы с Робом».
413
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:15,580
А когда ты уехала, я ей сказал:
«А эта Элиза очень даже ничего».
414
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:18,560
И Морин ответила:
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00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,590
«И впрямь. Есть у неё и ум,
и обаяние. Стивену повезло».
416
00:22:22,630 --> 00:22:26,430
А я: «Да уж, подфартило
этакому обалдую».
417
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,330
Куда ж она запропастилась?
418
00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:33,440
Элиза, уже пора психовать?
А то я уже вовсю.
419
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,370
Второй час ночи.
420
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:42,335
Остаётся только ждать.
Подождать ещё, и возможно она...
421
00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:46,710
Ты ведь не шутил, дядя Роб?
422
00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:53,720
Какие шутки, Алекс?
423
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,430
Что ты ещё республиканец.
424
00:22:56,470 --> 00:23:00,500
Не шутил. Я республиканец.
425
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:01,970
Точно?
426
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,330
Точнее некуда.
427
00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:07,370
Тогда спокойной ночи.
428
00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:09,410
Спокойной ночи.
429
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:10,610
Но если вдруг...
430
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:11,910
Республиканец, Алекс.
431
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:14,640
У меня брелок на ключах со слоном.
(символ Республиканской партии)
432
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:19,010
В таком случае спокойной ночи.
433
00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,820
Алло?
434
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,660
Ничего, милая, мы не спим.
435
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,690
Передаю.
436
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,070
Ты где?
437
00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:37,170
Я сейчас приеду.
438
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:42,070
Забудь, и речи быть не может.
Диктуй адрес.
439
00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:44,410
Мэрилин, где ты находишься?
440
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,880
Ты же его не знаешь.
441
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,320
Не смей класть трубку!
442
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,995
Она останется у него на ночь.
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00:24:05,715 --> 00:24:07,605
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