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FAMILY TIES
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Season 6, Episode 25
"Return of the Native"
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<i>? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?</i>
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<i>? And I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?</i>
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<i>? Oh, it's like
I started breathing ?</i>
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<i>? On the night we kissed ?</i>
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<i>? And I can't remember
what I ever did before ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? And there ain't no nothin' ?</i>
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<i>? We can't love
each other through ?</i>
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<i>? Ooh-hoo ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? Sha-la-la-la. ?</i>
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Come on, Alex,
can't you give us a hand?
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Sorry, Mom,
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it just seems kind of silly
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to clean up
before company comes.
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I mean, it's just
gonna get messy again.
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Come on, your cousin June hasn't
been here in three years.
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I don't want her coming
into a messy house.
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Why? It was messy when she left.
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I just got off the phone
with Jennifer.
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She's still at Adam's house
doing the science project.
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She said she'll be here soon.
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I wonder what's taking
them so long.
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They should've finished
that science project by now.
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Yeah, well, they're trying
to get fruit flies to mate
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and it's taking longer
than they thought.
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You know, I'm a little
offended by that project.
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I mean, I think
Jennifer should learn
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about fruit flies
on the street like I did.
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I wish she'd hurry
because your father and June
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should be back from the airport
any minute now.
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They probably stopped off for
a good ol' American hamburger.
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You know, that English food's
pretty disgusting.
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That's a very narrow view, Alex.
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Just because English food
is different than ours
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doesn't mean it's terrible.
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Come on, Ma, how would you
characterize a place
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that serves ox tails
and kidney pies for breakfast?
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Disgusting.
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I mean "different," hey.
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I'm so excited
that June's coming.
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I can't imagine what it's like
to study in England.
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You don't even know what it's
like to study in America.
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- Hey, look who's here.
- Hi, hi!
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- Hi, June, hi! - Hi. How are you?
- Hey.
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There she is.
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- Hi, June.
- Hi.
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Sorry, we're late...
we stopped off for hamburgers.
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Yeah, I couldn't wait...
English food is disgusting.
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Nah, it's just different.
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June, you look great.
Come on.
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Oh, thanks.
All you do, too.
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The baby. Oh.
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- Is that Andrew?
- Yeah.
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Hi.
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Oh, he's so cute.
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- Where's Jennifer?
- Oh, she'll be here soon.
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She's at her boyfriend's
house studying.
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Oh, I'm so excited you're here.
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Oh, are you kidding?
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You think I'd miss a chance
to brag all about my trip?
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Well, sit down and brag.
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Come on, what was London like?
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Yeah, did you take advantage
of the strong dollar?
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Did you meet the queen?
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Yeah, I love monarchies.
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Hey, come on, come on,
give her a chance to answer.
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Thank you, Steven.
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Uh, I brought some pictures
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and I'm anxious to tell you
all about my trip.
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Great, we want
to hear all about it.
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Well, a lot of things happened
in three years.
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Mm, you're telling us.
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I don't know where to start.
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Well, how about the boys?
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Well, I did meet
a couple of cute boys.
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And I got their pictures
right here.
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I knew it. Did you date any
princes or dukes or anything?
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- No, just commoners.
- Oh.
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You know, it's funny.
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When I got to England, I wasn't
that interested in boys,
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but, uh, now they're
not so bad, you know?
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Thanks, we try.
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Well, I guess
we're all changing.
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I mean, here we are...
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and Jennifer's out with a boy.
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I guess she's really
growing up, huh?
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Well... yes and no.
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Jennifer!
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Good evening, Scott.
I thought I'd join you.
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Mallory! How nice to see you.
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Hi, Jen.
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Jennifer, why are you dressed
this way?
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I'm a woman
of many moods, Scott...
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young and playful one moment,
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sophisticated
and deadly serious the next.
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Hey!
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Uh...
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Jennifer,
this is a table for two.
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I'm sure you can make room
for your sister.
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Well, Scott,
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what do you recommend?
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The last time I was here,
I found the pizza with bologna
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very much to my liking.
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Shall I go for it again?
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I don't get it...
is this a joke or something?
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I'm deadly serious, Scott,
pizza with bologna or not?
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Jen, we already ordered.
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Mallory,
Scott needs his strength.
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He has "mormons" coursing
through his veins.
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What?
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There'll be no talking about
baseball tonight, Scott.
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Know what I mean?
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Not really.
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You'll find tonight that I can
be as soft as the next girl.
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Buy you a drink?
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Uh...
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All right, Jen, uh,
come here for a minute.
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Mallory, you're making
a spectacle of yourself.
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Hey, listen, I think we ought
to take you home now.
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I don't need you
to take me home.
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- Jennifer...
- Stop...
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Are you okay, little girl?
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I'm fine,
and I'm not a little girl.
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Waiter, my bike.
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Yeah,
she was really embarrassed.
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Ah, poor kid.
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I had to convince her that
making a fool out of yourself
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is part of life
when you're growing up.
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It's even part of life
after you've grown up.
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Yeah, I know I matured a lot
over the years.
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When I think back...
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Uh, June, why don't you
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just show us the pictures
and tell us about your trip?
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Let's face it, I mean,
maturity and I are no strangers.
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Alex, who are you kidding?
I'm the mature one.
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- You? You don't even know...
- Oh, come on, guys.
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June's trying to tell us
about her trip.
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- Right.
- Sorry.
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Anyway, the more I was
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on my own, I found that...
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I think Mom and Dad know that
they don't have to worry about
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my being responsible
even when they're not home.
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That's because I'm in charge
when they're not home.
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Oh, yeah, and he always does
a great job.
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So, uh,
nobody else is home, then?
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Nope, just you and me.
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Maybe I should leave.
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I don't think so.
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Mallory.
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I made her do it, Alex...
I'm an animal.
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I don't deserve to live.
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Where's Jennifer?
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I thought she was with you.
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I got caught up in the moment.
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I-I couldn't control myself.
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Jeff.
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I'm not usually like this
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but when I'm around Mallory,
I go crazy.
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Jeff, calm down,
we've got other problems here.
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I lost Jennifer.
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I thought you took her
to the card game with you!
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I-I did, but-but while I was
playing, she just wandered off.
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Oh, no.
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Mom and Dad came to
the card game to get her.
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Oh, no.
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They're right behind me.
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I had to drive on the sidewalk
to beat them home.
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Maybe Jennifer came home
and she's upstairs sleeping.
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I hope you're right.
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I'll look.
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Um, I kind of told my parents
that Jennifer was with you,
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so I'd appreciate it
if-if you'd...
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Lie.
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That about says it, yeah.
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Sure, Alex, if you want me to.
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Look, if Jennifer's not home,
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maybe you and I should
go look for her.
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We both got cars.
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Good idea.
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Jeff, thank you
for your support.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Not at all.
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Well,
you're certainly not the two
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I expected to see on the couch.
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Yeah, that was
real responsible, Alex.
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Losing Jennifer in a card game?
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I had a straight flush...
I mean, what would you do?
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All right, okay,
I got a little carried away.
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I believe June was trying
to tell us about her trip.
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What trip?
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Oh, right, right, well.
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Well, the second day I was
there, I met this terrific guy.
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I've got his picture
right here, he's so...
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Okay, all right, I admit
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I should've been thinking
a little more about Jennifer,
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but it was a momentary lapse.
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I mean, I matured
a lot since then.
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In fact,
in some ways I'm so mature
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that I've outgrown
a lot of people my own age.
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You've been wondering
about my age all evening,
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haven't you, Alex?
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Oh, no, your age?
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No, your age never-never
entered my mind.
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How old do you think I am?
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Oh, I don't know, uh...
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I'd say...
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about years old.
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I'll be 40 in July.
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I'll be 29 in March.
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My, my...
and still in high school.
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Well, I'm a veteran, you know.
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Okay, I'm-I'm 17.
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But they've been 17
very full years.
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Alex,
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chronological age means nothing
to me.
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I like that in a woman.
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Hey, you want to dance?
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I thought you'd never ask.
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Hey, you're good.
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- Thank you.
- No, thank <i>you.</i>
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No, thank <i>you.</i>
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Oh, Mom, Dad.
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Alex, uh, where's your, um...
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Uh, uh, I-I mean is...
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Is this your...
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Who's this?
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
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Mom, Dad, this is,
uh, Lorraine Ferrar.
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My date.
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She's his date, Steven.
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Hello.
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Yes, it-it certainly is nice
to meet you.
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Yes, I'll say.
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Hey, hey,
you kids want to dance?
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We'll just roll back the rug.
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Nope.
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I don't think so.
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Do you think so, Steven?
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Are you talking to me?
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Oh, no, uh, no,
uh, no, no-no dancing for us.
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No, no, um...
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Good night.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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What ever happened
to Lorraine, Alex?
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Ah, Lorraine and I kind
of lost track of each other.
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Maybe I should give her a call.
256
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,670
Forget it, Alex.
257
00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:55,720
Ah, that could be her now.
258
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,540
Hello?
259
00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:01,110
Oh, yes, Jennifer, June's here.
260
00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,450
Uh...
261
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,520
All right, I see.
All right.
262
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:05,680
I'll tell her.
263
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,080
Bye-bye.
264
00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,550
That was Jennifer.
265
00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,120
She sends you her best, June.
266
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,020
She'll be here
just as soon as she can.
267
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:14,290
Apparently the female fruit fly
is not in the mood.
268
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,790
What are they going to do,
269
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:18,500
put on some
Johnny Mathis records?
270
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,700
Chances are.
271
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,800
Look, June, why don't you
show us some more pictures?
272
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:26,600
Well, I do have some
beautiful shots of Florence.
273
00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:27,940
Florence who?
274
00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:30,340
Mallory, Florence is a city
in Italy.
275
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,340
It's not a person.
276
00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:34,380
Actually, Alex,
Florence is a person.
277
00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:36,710
Florence Weldon.
278
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:40,180
See, Alex,
Florence is not a city in Italy.
279
00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:41,820
Florence and I went to Paris,
280
00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:44,020
and we stayed in this
really cute bed-and-breakfast.
281
00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:45,790
What's a bed-and-breakfast?
282
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,830
A bed is something you sleep in.
283
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:50,830
Breakfast is something
you have in the morning.
284
00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,600
It's like a small hotel, Mal.
285
00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:55,070
In Europe, a lot of people
rent out rooms in their houses.
286
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,600
Oh, we were there
during the tourist season,
287
00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:58,340
so, I mean, it got pretty wild.
288
00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:00,300
Some nights, we had 50 people
staying in the house.
289
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,970
Whoa.
290
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,070
I guess that doesn't happen
too much here in Ohio.
291
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,530
Oh, I don't know about that.
292
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,450
I hope you don't mind.
I invited a few people.
293
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,280
Uh, mind?
As a matter of fact...
294
00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:18,700
All right, okay.
295
00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:24,660
Hey, what are you doing?
296
00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:26,560
We did it. We captured
the other team's mascot.
297
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:29,100
We got the Crawford Kangaroo.
298
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:35,410
Uh...
299
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,410
Can you believe this?
300
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,610
They captured
the Crawford Kangaroo.
301
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,850
This is a day
we will never forget.
302
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,860
I'm home.
303
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,260
Hi, Dad.
304
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,620
How was your trip?
305
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:57,160
It's so nice to see you.
306
00:13:57,190 --> 00:14:01,130
What is going on here?
307
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,670
Now, Dad, uh...
308
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:06,040
don't go jumping
to any conclusions.
309
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,040
Whoa!
310
00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:10,910
Alex,
311
00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:13,140
parents are conditioned
to accept a...
312
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:16,580
a-a few, uh, minor problems
313
00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:19,550
when they leave
their children alone at home...
314
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,820
spilled milk on the rug,
315
00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:25,490
a broken dish.
316
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:30,260
There was a kangaroo
317
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:32,610
in my living room.
318
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:38,180
It was just here
for the party, Dad.
319
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,780
Then I guess I'm overreacting.
320
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,310
Dad, if you just give us
a chance,
321
00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,250
we can explain everything.
322
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,680
Oh, can you?
323
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,820
Can you explain
324
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,670
the valet parking
in the driveway?
325
00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:03,290
The flashing vacancy sign
326
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,300
in front of the house?
327
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:09,290
The billboard on Route 41?
328
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,370
Look, Dad, I just,
329
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,110
I-I just lost my head,
you know?
330
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,710
When the... when the money
started rolling in,
331
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,210
I got out of control.
332
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,780
I-I could smell it.
333
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:25,380
I could taste it.
334
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:27,690
I could hear it,
calling me at night,
335
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:32,110
saying, "Alex,
at last we'll be together."
336
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,930
Dad, I-I guess
you could just say
337
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,880
that I-I kind of became
a... a money-holic.
338
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,820
Dad, I need help.
339
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,140
Dad, uh,
340
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,650
you left me in charge,
341
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,250
and I let you down
in every possible way.
342
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,850
I was immature,
343
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,920
I was irresponsible,
344
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,490
and, uh, and I was greedy.
345
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,500
I'm sorry.
346
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:27,140
He's coming around.
347
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:30,010
For months Steven would wake up
in the middle of the night
348
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,480
screaming about kangaroos.
349
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:33,950
Well, Pop,
350
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,190
I-I bet you look back
351
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,420
on that whole incident now
and laugh.
352
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,200
Uh, I think we've all
353
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:49,530
become a lot more responsible
since then.
354
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,840
It's because your father and I
have set such a good example.
355
00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,070
Yes, we've taught you
356
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,840
to think clearly
and rationally before you act.
357
00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:01,250
I'm Ruben Tedesco.
358
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,420
Your children call me
Mr. Tedesco.
359
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,900
I think you should, too.
360
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:11,290
I teach European literature.
361
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,390
If you don't belong
in this classroom, don't worry.
362
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:15,740
Neither do most
of your children.
363
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,200
I'd like to make this
an open forum.
364
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:22,600
I'll answer any intelligent
questions you may have.
365
00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:25,170
- Well, I was wondering...
- Hands please.
366
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,300
Yes, the lady in the front row.
367
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,110
- Mr. Tedesco...
- Not you.
368
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,780
The one next to you,
the old bag.
369
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:38,250
Why do you give out
so much homework?
370
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,850
I said intelligent questions.
371
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,120
Next.
372
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:42,750
Yes, you.
373
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:45,420
My son, he says you pick on him.
374
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,090
You call him names.
375
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,030
Who's your son?
376
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,590
Larry Morgan.
377
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,410
Larry the Loser?
378
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,650
Madame, your son
is an insipid pimple-faced liar.
379
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,040
Anyone else?
380
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:02,270
Please identify yourself.
381
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,170
I'm Mrs. Binney.
382
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,580
My daughter, Mindy,
383
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,910
so enjoyed reading
<i>The Little Prince.</i>
384
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:12,120
Is there anything else
you'd recommend for her?
385
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,800
Yes, I'd recommend
she lose 40 pounds.
386
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,910
You could lose 30 yourself.
Next?
387
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,560
My, my,
such an inquisitive bunch.
388
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,200
I have something to say.
389
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,560
Mr. Tedesco,
390
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,430
I think you owe Mrs. Binney
391
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,440
and everyone else in here
an apology.
392
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,800
Yes.
393
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:36,110
You-you've been terribly rude
and insulting to us all.
394
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:38,880
Mrs. Keaton,
it's clear that your son
395
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,350
does not get his intelligence
from you.
396
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,750
If you feel
I'm being insulting, fine.
397
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:46,220
I won't insult anyone anymore.
398
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,090
This little get-together
is over.
399
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,420
I'm leaving.
400
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,160
Sorry, the game is over.
Let me through.
401
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:56,830
Don't push me.
402
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:59,400
Move it, Grandma.
403
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,700
You can't do that.
404
00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:02,480
Who's gonna stop me?
405
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,970
I came to apologize
for my wife's behavior.
406
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,390
She feels terrible
about the whole thing.
407
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,080
She's really sorry.
408
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,180
We both are.
409
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:18,880
I could sue, you know.
410
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,580
Look, uh, look,
411
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:23,390
let-let-let-let's try
to gain some perspective
412
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,320
on the situation here.
413
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,630
Uh, haven't you ever done
something without thinking,
414
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,690
something you regretted later?
415
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,700
Yes, I showed up
for parents' night.
416
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:35,970
Look, look, I know you're upset
and you have every right to be.
417
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,940
But you're obviously a very
intelligent, civilized person
418
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,420
who can recognize
this incident for what it is.
419
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,480
An aberration.
420
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:50,250
And I hope
you'll forgive and forget.
421
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,080
Fortunately, Mr. Keaton,
422
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:56,650
your son inherited
your rational temperament.
423
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,220
For his sake,
424
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,530
I will allow myself
to be appeased by your words.
425
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,330
I am nothing if not civilized.
426
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,560
Well,
427
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:07,330
I can see that.
428
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,980
Your wife, however,
is an Amazon.
429
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:15,040
Part Irish, part French,
no Amazon.
430
00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:17,610
You know what I mean, Keaton.
431
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,940
She's primal.
432
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,680
Not fully evolved.
433
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:25,220
You must have a tough time
keeping her in line.
434
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,380
Tell me,
435
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:30,360
do whips ever enter the picture?
436
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,790
I think I'll be going now.
437
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,900
No, I'm curious,
what's it like to live
438
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:43,220
with that kind
of unbridled she-devil?
439
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,970
Good-bye, Mr. Tedesco.
440
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,470
No wait, just one more question.
441
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,280
Does she ever, uh...
442
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,230
Why, you...
443
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:00,050
Now, now, June,
I don't want you to get the idea
444
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,820
that-that we condone violence.
445
00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:03,520
No, no, not at all.
446
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,060
Yeah, just don't make
any sudden moves.
447
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,660
You'll be all right.
448
00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,430
Oh, Andy.
449
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,960
What's wrong, honey?
450
00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,400
We've been doing
all the talking.
451
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,860
I guess he feels left out.
452
00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:15,370
I know how he feels.
453
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,870
You know, if Andrew could talk,
454
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,100
I bet he'd have a story
or two to tell you.
455
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:23,110
Hey, your wife's on television.
456
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,310
- She looks great.
- ? Thou wilt still be adored ?
457
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:26,580
She sure does.
458
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:29,550
? As this moment thou art ?
459
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:36,150
? Let thy loveliness fade
as it will ?
460
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,260
This is my favorite part.
461
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,490
Wait till you hear the way
she hits this one note.
462
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,130
Each beat of my... ?
463
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,630
Oh! Oh!
464
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,700
Wow, she really nailed it
that time.
465
00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:50,470
Don't stop, Elyse.
466
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,700
Why did she stop?
467
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:52,900
I'm sorry.
468
00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:55,070
I think I'm going into labor.
469
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,970
Oh, well,
that-that explains it.
470
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,180
Labor?
471
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,640
Steven, are you watching?
472
00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:02,080
Of course I am.
473
00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,680
This is it.
474
00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:07,320
Uh, Steven, if you're watching,
meet me at the hospital.
475
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,450
Elyse, I'll be there
in 15 minutes.
476
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,560
Be there in ten minutes.
477
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:13,290
Ten minutes,
and I'll get your suitcase.
478
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,290
And don't forget my suitcase.
479
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,300
Stop nagging. I'm coming.
480
00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:20,100
- Steven!
- Come on, Dad.
481
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,260
- Come on, Dad.
- Go!
482
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:22,970
- Hurry.
- Steven!
483
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,840
Okay, now,
let's give June a chance.
484
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:27,800
We've been doing
all the talking ourselves.
485
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:30,240
Yeah, I really do want
to see what London looks like.
486
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:32,240
Oh, well, it's pretty much
what you would expect,
487
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:34,710
except that people drive
on the wrong side of the street.
488
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,290
Hey, Mal, you'd fit right in.
489
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,820
June, we're all going
to be quiet now,
490
00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,790
so you can tell us
about your trip.
491
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:42,920
- Yes.
- Go ahead.
492
00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:45,460
Well, okay,
493
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,790
when I first got to London,
494
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:48,530
- it was really foggy.
- Hi, June.
495
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,090
- Hi, honey.
- Jennifer, hi.
496
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,430
It's nice to see you.
497
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:53,100
Oh, it's good to see you, too.
498
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,460
Well, you look great.
499
00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:56,000
Oh, so do you.
500
00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:58,030
Did I miss much about your trip?
501
00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:00,870
Oh, no, not a word.
502
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,840
Well, I want to hear everything.
503
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:03,940
Okay.
504
00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:05,610
Okay, now,
no more interruptions.
505
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,280
Well, anyway, as I was saying,
506
00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:11,480
when I first got there,
I met this really terrific guy.
507
00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:13,420
Oh, well, you should meet
this guy Adam.
508
00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:15,290
He's really smart
and cute and funny.
509
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,590
Jennifer, Jennifer,
510
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,390
we don't want to hear
about it, okay?
511
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:19,760
I want to hear about
Margaret Thatcher.
512
00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:22,060
By the way, how did...
how did Adam do with the...
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6 сезон, 25 серия
«Возвращение на отчизну»
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Алекс, помог бы убраться.
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Извини, мам.
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Но как-то глупо убираться
перед гостями.
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После опять будет бардак.
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Твоя кузина Юна
не была у нас 3 года.
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Нельзя принимать её
в грязном доме.
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А что так? Он был грязным,
когда она уезжала.
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Дженнифер звонила.
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Она всё ещё у Адама,
делает домашнюю по биологии.
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Сказала, скоро придёт.
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И чего они так долго?
Давно должны были закончить.
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Они пытаются добиться
скрещивания плодовых мушек.
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На это требуется больше
времени, чем они думали.
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А мне как-то обидно
за это задание.
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Дженнифер следует изучать
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плодовых мушек на улице,
как делал я.
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Лучше бы она поспешила.
Папа и Юна
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вот-вот должны
приехать из аэропорта.
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Заехали, наверно, за старым
добрым американским гамбургером.
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Английская еда
довольно-таки мерзкая.
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У тебя ограниченный взгляд, Алекс.
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Если английская еда другая,
не значит, что она ужасна.
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Ма, а какие ассоциации
у тебя вызывает заведение,
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в котором на завтрак подают
бычьи хвосты и пирог с почками?
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Мерзость.
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Они просто иные.
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Я так рада приезду Юны.
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Даже не представляю,
каково учиться в Англии.
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Как в Америке учиться
ты тоже не знаешь.
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– Посмотрите, кто тут!
– Привет!
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– Привет, Юна!
– Привет!
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А вот и она.
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– Здравствуй, Юна.
– Здравствуйте.
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Извините, что задержались.
Заезжали за гамбургерами.
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Не могла дождаться.
Английская еда такая мерзкая.
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Она просто иная.
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Отлично выглядишь, Юна.
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Спасибо, и вы тоже.
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Ребёночек.
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Это у нас Эндрю?
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Какой милашка.
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– А где Дженнифер?
– Скоро придёт.
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Делает домашнюю
со своим парнем.
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Как же я рада, что ты заехала.
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А как иначе? Я просто обязана
похвастать о своей поездке.
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Тогда садись и хвастайся.
Какой из себя Лондон?
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Ты наварилась на разнице
курсов валют?
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Видела королеву?
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Нравятся мне монархии.
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Так, полегче.
Дайте ей ответить.
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Спасибо, дядя Стивен.
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Я привезла фотографии.
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Горю желанием вам всё
рассказать.
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Класс. Мы с радостью послушаем.
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Много всего произошло за 3 года.
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И не говори.
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Не знаю, с чего и начать.
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Начни с парней.
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Да, встретила я парочку симпатяг.
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У меня есть их фотки
вот здесь.
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Так и знала. А с принцами
или графьями ты встречалась?
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Нет, только с простолюдинами.
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Забавно.
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По приезде в Англию парни
меня вообще не волновали.
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А сейчас – очень даже.
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Спасибо, мы стараемся.
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Все мы меняемся.
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Это надо же.
У Дженнифер уже есть парень.
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Она, наверно, сильно выросла, да?
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И да и нет.
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Дженнифер?!
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Добрый вечер, Скотт.
Решила присоединиться к тебе.
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Мэллори?!
Вот так встреча!
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Привет, Джен.
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Дженнифер,
ты чего так вырядилась?
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Я женщина настроения, Скотт.
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Вчера я – юная и озорная,
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а сегодня – умудрённая опытом
и крайне серьёзная.
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Дженнифер, это столик на двоих.
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Ради родной сестры
можешь и потесниться.
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Ну, Скотт,
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что посоветуешь?
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В последний раз мне здесь
пришлась по вкусу пицца
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с болонской колбаской.
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Заказать, что ли, ещё раз?
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Это что, шутка какая-то?
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Я крайне серьёзна, Скотт.
Будет мне пицца или нет?
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Джен, мы уже заказали.
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Мэллори, Скотту нужны силы.
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У него же масса <i>мормонов</i>,
циркулирующих по венам.
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Чего?
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Сегодня я не буду говорить
о бейсболе, Скотт.
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Понимаешь, о чём я?
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Как-то не особо.
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Сегодня ты увидишь, что я могу быть
такой же мягкой, как Мэллори.
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Угостить тебя?
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Так, Джен.
Давай-ка отойдём.
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Мэллори, не выставляй
себя на посмешище!
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Послушай.
Давай мы проводим тебя домой.
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Обойдусь как-нибудь.
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Дженнифер...
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Девочка, ты в порядке?
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В порядке.
И я вам не девочка.
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Официант,
подать мой велик ко входу!
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Да уж, накраснелась она тогда.
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Бедняжка.
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Пришлось убедить её,
что выставление себя дураком –
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это обычное дело
во время взросления.
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Это обычное дело
и во взрослой жизни.
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Я вот сильно повзрослел
за эти годы. Вспоминая себя...
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Юна, а покажи нам фото
и расскажи о поездке.
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Надо признать, мы со взрослостью
совсем не чужие.
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Шутишь, Алекс?
Я одна тут взрослая.
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Ты? Да ты даже...
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Ребята! Юна рассказывает
о своей поездке.
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– Точно.
– Прости.
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В общем, чем больше у меня
было самостоятельности, тем...
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По-моему, теперь родители
могут не беспокоиться за меня,
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оставляя нас дома одних.
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Потому что я за главного,
когда их нет.
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Ага. И он отлично справляется.
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Значит, никого нет дома?
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Да, только ты и я.
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А мне не пора уходить?
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Ну уж нет.
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Мэллори!
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Это я её заставил.
Я – животное!
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Я не заслуживаю права жить!
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Где Дженнифер?
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Она же была с тобой.
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Минутная слабость!
Я просто не сдержался!
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Джеф...
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Я не такой, но рядом
с Мэллори я схожу с ума.
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Джеф, успокойся!
У нас тут другая проблема.
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Я потерял Дженнифер.
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Ты же взял её на свой покер.
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Да, но во время игры
она просто... исчезла.
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О, нет.
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Мама с папой приехали
туда за ней.
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О, нет.
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Они сейчас будут здесь.
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Пришлось срезать по тротуару,
чтоб опередить их.
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А может, Дженнифер вернулась
домой и спит сейчас наверху?
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Надеюсь, ты прав.
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Я посмотрю.
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Я как бы сказал родителям,
что Дженнифер с вами.
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И буду очень благодарен,
если ты...
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Совру.
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00:07:42,965 --> 00:07:44,995
Не так грубо, но да.
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Ладно, Алекс, как скажешь.
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Если она не вернулась,
может нам стоит поискать её?
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Мы же оба на машинах.
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Ты прав.
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Джеф, спасибо тебе за помощь.
Я рад, что ты здесь.
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Не за что.
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Определённо не вас двоих
мы ожидали увидеть на диване.
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Да уж, Алекс, ты проявил
верх ответственности.
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Потерять Дженнифер
во время покера?
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00:08:15,135 --> 00:08:17,510
У меня был стрит-флэш.
Как бы вы поступили?
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Ладно, согласен.
Я немного увлёкся.
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Мне кажется, Юна рассказывала
нам о своей поездке.
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Какой поездке?
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Ах да, точно, точно.
В общем так.
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На второй день я встретила
одного потрясного парня.
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У меня тут его фото...
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Хорошо. Я признаю.
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Мне следовало побольше
думать о Дженнифер,
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но то было единичное
помутнение рассудка.
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С тех пор я очень
сильно повзрослел.
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И причём настолько,
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что перерос большинство
людей моего возраста.
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Тебе ведь весь вечер
был интересен мой возраст,
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да, Алекс?
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Нет, ваш возраст?
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Нет. Возраст ваш? Никогда.
И в голову не приходило.
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Сколько мне, по-твоему?
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Не знаю.
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Я бы сказал, около…
ммм-цати лет.
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Мне будет 40 в июле.
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00:09:09,818 --> 00:09:13,915
Мне будет 29 в марте.
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00:09:13,955 --> 00:09:17,925
Ну и ну. И до сих пор
старшеклассник.
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Я ветеран. Как-то так.
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Ладно, мне 17.
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00:09:25,135 --> 00:09:27,785
Но то были очень
насыщенные 17 лет.
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Алекс,
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хронологический возраст
для меня ничего не значит.
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Мне нравится это в женщинах.
Не желаете потанцевать?
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00:09:36,145 --> 00:09:40,485
Я уж думала,
ты никогда не спросишь.
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А вы молодец.
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– Спасибо.
– Нет, вам спасибо.
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Нет, тебе.
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00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:08,705
О, мам, пап!
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00:10:08,745 --> 00:10:11,505
Алекс, а где твоя…
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00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:13,705
Я… в смысле…
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Это?..
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00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:20,625
А кто это?
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00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:24,455
О, простите.
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00:10:24,495 --> 00:10:28,525
Мам, пап, это…
Лоррейн Феррар.
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Моя дама.
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00:10:30,235 --> 00:10:34,095
Она его дама, Стивен.
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Здравствуйте.
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Да… конечно,
приятно познакомиться.
205
00:10:38,975 --> 00:10:41,035
Да. Аналогично.
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00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:45,205
Молодёжь, хотите потанцевать?
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00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,405
Мы тут аж ковёр примяли.
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00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:47,415
Не-а.
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Не думаю.
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Согласен, Стивен?
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Ты со мной говоришь?
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Нет-нет…
Нет… танцы не для нас.
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Нет. Нет...
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Хорошего вечера.
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Да. Как же ещё.
Хорошего вечера.
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Хорошего вечера.
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И что же стало с Лоррейн?
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Мы с Лоррейн потеряли
друг друга из виду.
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Может, стоит ей позвонить.
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– Даже не думай, Алекс.
– Даже не думай, Алекс.
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Вполне возможно, что это она.
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Слушаю.
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Да, Дженнифер,
Юна уже прилетела.
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Хорошо. Понятно.
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Я ей передам. До скорого.
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Звонила Дженнифер.
Передаёт тебе привет, Юна.
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Вернётся, как только сможет.
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Похоже, самка плодовой
мушки не в настроении.
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И как же они это исправят?
Поставят записи Джонни Мэтиса?
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Как вариант.
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Юна, покажи нам ещё
фотографий.
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Есть у меня пара снимков Милана.
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А кто такой Милан?
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Мэллори, Милан –
это город в Италии.
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Это не человек.
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На самом деле, Милан –
это как раз-таки человек.
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Милан Уэлдон.
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Вот видишь, Алекс.
Никакой это не город в Италии.
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Мы с Миланом ездили в Париж;
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жили там в очень милом отеле
типа «постель и завтрак».
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Что значит «постель и завтрак»?
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Постель – это там,
где ты спишь ночью.
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А завтрак – это то,
что ты ешь утром.
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Вроде мини-отеля, Мэл.
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В Европе многие сдают комнаты
в своих домах.
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Мы были в разгар
туристического сезона.
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Тот ещё был зверинец.
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Иногда в доме было
до 50-ти человек.
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Такое в Огайо вряд ли увидишь.
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Я бы не был так уверен.
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Надеюсь, вы не против.
Я пригласил пару знакомых.
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Ну вообще-то...
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Эй, вы совсем что ли?!
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Получилось!
Мы взяли в плен их талисман!
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Крофордский кенгуру наш!
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Можете поверить?
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Они захватили
крофордского кенгуру!
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Этот день мы не забудем никогда!
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Я дома!
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Привет, пап!
Как съездил?
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Мы так тебе рады!
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Что здесь творится?
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Отец... не торопись делать
поспешных выводов.
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Алекс...
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родителям приходится мириться
с мелкими неприятностями,
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когда они оставляют детей
одних дома.
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Разлитое молоко на ковре,
разбитые чашки...
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Но вот кенгуру...
в моей гостиной.
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Он просто был тут за компанию.
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Тогда конечно – я погорячился.
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Пап, дай нам шанс,
мы всё тебе объясним.
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Правда?
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Объясните знак «Парковка только
для сотрудников» на лужайке?
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Неоновую вывеску «Есть места»
снаружи дома?
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Рекламный плакат у шоссе?
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Слушай, пап,
я просто потерял голову.
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Когда тут закрутились деньги,
всё вышло из-под контроля.
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Их запах, их вкус...
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Они шептали мне в ночи:
«Алекс, наконец-то мы будем вместе».
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Можешь прямо сказать,
что у меня денежная зависимость.
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Отец, мне нужна помощь.
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Ты оставил меня за главного,
а я подвёл тебя как только можно.
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Я проявил незрелость,
безответственность и жадность.
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Прости меня.
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Потихоньку приходит в себя!
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И долго ещё после этого
Стивена по ночам мучили
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кошмары о кенгуру.
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Отец,
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я уверен, что вспоминая
сейчас тот инцидент,
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ты лишь улыбаешься.
Да ведь?
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Я думаю, с тех пор мы все
стали намного ответственнее.
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А всё потому, что мы с папой
подаём вам хороший пример.
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Верно. Мы научили вас
хорошенько думать,
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прежде чем что-то делать.
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Я... Рубен Тедеско.
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Ваши дети зовут меня
мистером Тедеско.
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И вы меня так зовите.
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Я преподаю
европейскую литературу.
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Если чувствуете себя лишними
в этом классе, не волнуйтесь.
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У большинства ваших детей
та же ситуация.
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Проведём собрание
в открытой форме.
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Я отвечу на все ваши
разумные вопросы.
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Поднимайте руку, пожалуйста.
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Прошу, леди в первом ряду.
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– Мистер Тедеско...
– Не вы.
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Та что рядом, старая кошёлка.
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00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:38,255
Почему вы задаёте столько
домашней работы?
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00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:41,125
Я же сказал, разумные
вопросы. Следующий?
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Прошу.
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Мой сын говорит,
что вы его дразните.
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Придумываете прозвища.
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Как зовут сынка?
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Ларри Морган.
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Ларри «Простофиля»?
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Мадам, ваш сын
бесталанный прыщавый лжец!
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Кто-нибудь ещё?
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Прошу, представьтесь.
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Миссис Бинни.
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Моей дочери Минди очень
понравился «Маленький принц».
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Вы можете что-нибудь ещё
ей порекомендовать?
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00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:14,800
Да, я бы рекомендовал ей
сбросить 20 кило.
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А вам можно и 15.
Следующий.
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Ну и ну,
какая любопытная шайка.
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Я хочу кое-что сказать.
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Мистер Тедеско,
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по-моему,
вы должны извиниться
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перед миссис Бинни
и всеми здесь.
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00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,805
Да уж!
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Вы были очень грубы
и оскорбили всех нас.
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Миссис Китон, теперь я
вижу, что ваш сын
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пошёл умом явно не в вас.
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Если считаете, что я
вас оскорбляю, ваше право.
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Больше я оскорблять
никого не буду.
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Междусобойчик закончен.
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00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:49,420
Я ухожу.
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00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,165
Игра окончена.
Дайте пройти.
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Не толкайте меня!
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00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,405
С дороги, бабуля.
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Вы не имеете права!
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Кто меня остановит?
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00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,975
Я пришёл извиниться
за поведение своей жены.
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Она ужасно переживает
из-за случившегося.
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И очень сожалеет,
мы оба сожалеем.
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Я и в суд могу подать.
345
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:25,325
Давайте попробуем посмотреть
на ситуацию в другом свете.
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00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,635
Неужели вы сами никогда
не делали чего-то не подумав,
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00:19:28,675 --> 00:19:30,695
о чём после бы сожалели?
348
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:33,155
Да, я пришёл
на родительское собрание.
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Я понимаю, вы расстроены,
на что имеете полное право.
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00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:39,945
Но вы же разумный,
образованный человек,
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способный понять сущность
сложившейся ситуации.
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Это было временное помутнение.
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00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:50,965
Я надеюсь, что вы
поймёте и простите.
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К счастью, мистер Китон,
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ваш сын унаследовал ваше
рациональное мышление.
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Ради него, я позволю себе
прислушаться к вашим словам.
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00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:05,550
Воспитание для меня –
прежде всего.
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Оно сразу видно.
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00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:10,015
А вот жёнушка ваша –
та ещё амазонка.
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00:20:10,055 --> 00:20:15,045
Наполовину ирландка, наполовину
француженка, но не амазонка.
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Вы же понимаете, о чём я, Китон.
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Она дикая! Недалёкая.
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00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:25,225
Наверняка, вам сложно
держать её в узде.
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Ответьте-ка...
кнуты справляются с ситуацией?
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00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,795
Думаю, мне пора.
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Нет, мне интересно.
Как это, жить с такой...
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00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:45,170
разнузданной дьяволицей?
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00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,975
До свидания, мистер Тедеско.
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Подождите, ещё один вопрос.
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А как она?..
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Ах ты!..
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00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,825
Нет, Юна, ты не подумай, что мы
как-то потворствуем насилию.
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Нет, ни в коем разе.
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00:21:03,565 --> 00:21:06,665
Да. Просто не совершай
неожиданных телодвижений.
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00:21:06,705 --> 00:21:09,585
Энди. Что такое, малыш?
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00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,075
Мы тут заговорились.
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00:21:11,115 --> 00:21:12,865
Наверное, он решил,
что о нём забыли.
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00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,375
Знакомое чувство.
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Умел бы Эндрю говорить,
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он бы тоже поведал тебе
парочку историй.
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00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:23,115
Гляньте-ка, жену вашу
по телевизеру кажут.
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00:21:23,155 --> 00:21:25,315
Шикарно выглядит.
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О да.
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<i>? ...при схождении Своём, ?</i>
385
00:21:29,595 --> 00:21:36,155
<i>? Ты яви нам Свой лик
без прикрас. ?</i>
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00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:40,495
Моё любимое место.
Сейчас она возьмёт эту ноту.
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00:21:40,535 --> 00:21:44,635
<i>? ...моего сердца сту-у-у-ук... ?</i>
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Да уж. Взяла, так взяла.
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Пой дальше, Элиза.
Почему она остановилась?
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<i>Прошу прощения,
у меня начались схватки.</i>
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А, тогда всё понятно.
Схватки?
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00:21:59,225 --> 00:22:00,645
<i>Стивен, ты смотришь?</i>
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00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:02,080
Конечно смотрю.
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00:22:02,795 --> 00:22:04,685
<i>Началось.</i>
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00:22:04,725 --> 00:22:07,325
<i>Стивен, если ты смотришь,
увидимся в больнице.</i>
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Элиза, я буду там
через 15 минут.
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<i>Приезжай через 10 минут.</i>
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00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:13,295
10 минут,
и привезу твой чемодан.
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00:22:13,335 --> 00:22:15,295
<i>И не забудь мой чемодан.</i>
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Не ворчи. Я бегу.
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00:22:17,388 --> 00:22:20,105
<i>– Давай, пап!
– Давай!</i>
402
00:22:20,145 --> 00:22:21,265
<i>Быстрее!</i>
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00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:22,975
<i>Стивен!</i>
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00:22:23,015 --> 00:22:27,805
Давайте выслушаем Юну.
А то говорим только мы.
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00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:30,245
Да, хотелось бы мне
посмотреть на Лондон.
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00:22:30,285 --> 00:22:32,245
Он такой, каким его
и представляешь,
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00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,885
только машины ездят
по противоположной стороне.
408
00:22:34,925 --> 00:22:36,290
Как раз про тебя, Мэл.
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Всё, Юна, мы умолкаем.
Рассказывай о поездке.
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Вперёд.
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Хорошо.
В мой первый день в Лондоне
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– повсюду был туман.
– Привет, Юна.
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Привет, Дженнифер!
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Рада тебя видеть.
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И я рада.
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Отлично выглядишь.
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И ты тоже.
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Я много пропустила
из рассказа о твоей поездке?
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Нет. Ни слова.
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Хочу услышать всё в деталях.
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Хорошо.
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И больше никаких перебиваний.
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В общем так.
Как я и говорила,
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только прилетев, я встретила
одного потрясного парня.
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Тебе с Адамом
надо познакомиться.
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Он такой умный и забавный...
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Дженнифер, Дженнифер.
Давай не будем об Адаме.
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