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FAMILY TIES
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Season 6, Episode 6
"Walking On Air"
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<i>? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?</i>
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<i>? And I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?</i>
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<i>? Oh, it's like
I started breathing ?</i>
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<i>? On the night we kissed ?</i>
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<i>? And I can't remember
what I ever did before ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? And there ain't no nothin' ?</i>
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<i>? We can't love
each other through ?</i>
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<i>? Ooh-hoo ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? Sha-la-la-la. ?</i>
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- I got it! - Quick, open it up
before Mom gets in here!
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Hey, hey, what's going on?
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Jennifer opened the cereal.
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I couldn't stop her.
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Now, look, there's a perfectly
good box of cereal in there.
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Why do you have
to open a new one?
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To find the clue.
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What clue?
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The clue to the "Find
the Colonel Crackle" contest.
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I don't care about that;
this is food.
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You just don't waste it.
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What contest?
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Mom, Colonel Crackle is lost
somewhere in Ohio,
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and in every box,
there's a different clue
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to his whereabouts.
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If you find him,
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you call the Crackle Hotline
and win $5,000.
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Let me see that.
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So, the clue
is somewhere inside the box?
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Hey, hey, Mom! Mom! Mom!
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Don't you think
you're a little old
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to be fighting over a prize
in a cereal box?
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See, Colonel Crackle cereal's
having a contest.
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It's kind of fun.
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Mom, remember
who you're talking to.
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I'm 21 years old.
I'm a senior in college.
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I couldn't care less
about some cereal contest.
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You can win $5,000.
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Stop!
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Now, how about this
for a solution?
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We can all help find
Colonel Crackle,
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and then when we do find him,
we will share the prize.
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What, you mean we got
to split it four ways?
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Look, pal, we only had to
split it three ways
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till you came through the door.
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All right, all right, okay,
we'll split it four ways,
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but that's it, all right?
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- We don't tell anybody else
about this. - No.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Oh, nothing, Mal,
nothing at all,
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nothing at all.
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Hey, what's new
in the world of knitwear?
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- Hey.
- Hey, Dad, have you heard
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that Colonel Crackle is missing?
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And I never really got
a chance to say good-bye.
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Hey, Dad, have you no respect
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for Colonel Crackle lore?
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A colonel that meets 100%<i>/</i>
of
the minimum daily requirements
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of vitamins A through E?
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A colonel that remains crunchy
even in milk?
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Exciting as that may be,
I have some news
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from the non-cereal world
that may interest you.
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There's a job opening up
at the station.
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Oh, Dad.
I'm so happy.
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You're leaving
public television!
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Oh, it is a wise, wise decision.
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Alex, it's not
my job that's open.
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Why do you tease me like that?
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It's an intern position.
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An opportunity
for the right young person
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to work at the station
and really learn the ropes.
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That sounds great, Steven.
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Do you have anyone in mind
for the job?
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Well, as a matter of fact,
I do: Mallory.
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What?!
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What did... what did I do?
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Well, I think it's a great idea.
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Alex worked at the station.
He loved it.
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Didn't you?
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Absolutely.
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The finest experience
I've ever had.
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- I highly recommend it.
- See?
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All right.
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We know Crackle is out there.
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We know he's somewhere
in the downtown Cleveland area.
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The question is where. Damn!
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All right, Jen, read that...
read that last clue again.
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"At 2:00 p.m. Last Saturday,
Colonel Crackle was seen
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"at a Cleveland cafe
with his cereal sister,
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"Molly Oats and Fiber.
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"Molly ate four containers
of strawberry yogurt
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"and handed
Colonel Crackle a key.
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He fled."
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This tells us nothing.
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No, Jen.
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No, no, this tells us a lot.
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This tells us that
Crackle has a sister...
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and that she's health-conscious.
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Is Colonel Crackle
a real person?
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Well, uh, not exactly, Andy.
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Then how are we supposed
to find him if he doesn't exist?
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Let's not get philosophical
here, all right?
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- Dad's not in here, is he?
- No, he's upstairs.
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- I can go and get him for you.
- No. No. No.
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If I see him, he's gonna try and
bring up that PBS thing again.
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He won't take no for an answer.
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He's been going at it for hours.
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I haven't even had a chance
to eat. I'm starving.
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Elyse, this is
a chance Mallory shouldn't miss.
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Every time an opportunity
like this comes up, she qui...
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Oh, come on, you guys
are really making a mess
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with this Crackle business.
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Come on, guys, let's go upstairs
and check out the Crackle map.
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It's in my room.
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All right, let's call Skippy.
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We'll find out how he's doing
with Crackle's dental records
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and his hair analysis.
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Elyse, I really think
Mallory could benefit
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by working down
at the station with me.
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I don't know, Steven.
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I was surprised
you even offered her the job.
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I would think it's the last
place she'd want to work.
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Elyse, I'm not blind.
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I realize there could be
some problems
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with having Mallory
work at the station,
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but I think it's worth the risk.
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Uh, where's the mayonnaise?
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It's in there.
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Now, I realize
this job doesn't fall
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into what we'd
normally call her area,
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but how do we really know
what her area is?
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She's at an age
where she could go
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in a lot of different
directions.
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Uh, I just think this could be
an opportunity to grow.
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Where is the mayonnaise?
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Well, I think
we have to look at it
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from her point of view.
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You know, we've had
this discussion before.
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Fashion is what she loves.
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She may be unsure now,
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but I think she'll learn
a lot from this experience.
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Maybe-maybe I'm wrong,
but I think I have
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a very good sense
of where Mallory is at.
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What I don't know
is where the mayonnaise is.
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Oh, I'll get another one.
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Mom, look.
We both have mayonnaise.
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Dad, where's your jar?
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Mallory, where
did you come from?
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I came from outside.
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Somebody must have left this
in the driveway.
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Well, there it is. Enjoy it.
I'll be in my room.
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Wait a minute. We never
finished our conversation.
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Really? I thought we had.
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Uh, I'll leave you two alone.
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So, um... Mal, have you
given any more thought
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to, uh, working at the station?
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I have, Dad.
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And?
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I just don't know, Dad.
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I don't want
to pressure you at all.
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Whatever you decide
will be fine with me.
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I-I just don't know, Dad.
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you come down
to the station
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for a day, just give it a try?
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I don't know, Dad.
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It's a wonderful
opportunity, Mal.
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This thing could open up
a whole new world for you.
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I don't know, Dad.
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And I'd be so proud
to have you there with me.
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I just think you'd be
terrific at this.
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I don't know, Dad.
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Great!
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Oh, Mal, this is
going to be fabulous!
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I don't know, Dad.
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Well, madam, according
to our records,
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you pledged $150
during the last pledge drive,
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and we haven't received it yet.
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Well, could you tell us
when it might be coming?
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Well, then you're not
gonna get your tote bag.
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Don't worry about it, Mallory.
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I mean, over the years,
we've found that, uh,
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20% of our so-called patrons...
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just plain liars.
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And we're running out
of tote bags anyhow.
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So, how's it going?
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I don't know, Gus.
I mean, to tell you the truth,
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part of me
is really bored being here
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and part of me thinks
it's a mistake and...
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and part of me is determined to
do the best job I can do and...
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well, part of me
just wants to go shopping.
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Now, there's a beautiful sight.
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My oldest daughter
with her shoes on my lunch.
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Sorry, Dad.
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No, no. I don't mind a bit.
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It's great to walk
into my office
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and see your smiling face.
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Oh, well, what about
my smiling face, Steve?
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Don't you start competing
with Mallory, now, Gus.
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You're beautiful
in your own way.
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Aw...
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Keep up the good work,
now, Mallory.
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"Good work"?
I like the sound of that.
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- You know, he doesn't say that
to everybody. - Good work, Steve.
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Thank...
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So, how's it going?
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Are you enjoying yourself?
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Is it everything
you hoped it would be?
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Well, I got to talk
on the phone a little.
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I like that.
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You know, Mal,
my two greatest loves
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are my family...
and my work here at the station.
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Having you here brings
those two worlds together.
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I couldn't be happier.
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I'm glad.
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Hey, come here.
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I got a surprise for you.
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Something that
will make you happy
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and very excited.
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I don't have
to work here anymore?
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Come on! Oh, Mal!
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Look, look, I know you're not
completely sold on this yet,
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but I also know that when
you're faced with a challenge,
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you accept it, you can do it.
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You rise to the occasion!
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Not always.
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Most of the time.
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Not now.
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I've come up with
a special assignment for you.
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I think you're
really gonna like it.
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Is it about fashion?
Because I can do a great job
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- if it's about fashion.
- Oh, no, no,
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you already know
everything about fashion.
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I think it's time for you to,
uh, branch out
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and really try
something different.
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- Beauty tips?
- No.
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You're going to work with me.
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- Wha?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, I want you to write
some copy for a short segment
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of <i>Ohio in Review.</i>
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It's a show about
what's going on in Ohio
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from, uh, political news
to human interest stories.
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I'm flattered, Dad, but
I've never even seen the show.
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What are you talking about?
We watch it all the time.
252
00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,680
It's on Sundays at 4:00
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after <i>Animals, Animals,</i>
<i>Everywhere Animals.</i>
254
00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:09,850
Oh, <i>Ohio in Review.</i>
255
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,820
I love that show.
256
00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,060
We're going to work
on it together!
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You behind the scenes,
me on camera.
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00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,860
<i>Keatons, Keatons,
Everywhere Keatons.</i>
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00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:29,140
All right, now...
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these dots trace
the colonel's path...
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00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,310
since he was discovered missing.
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00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:39,350
Can we end this soon, Alex?
I have a life to lead.
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00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:41,680
This is a little more important
than you might think.
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00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:44,950
Now, the colonel
is out here somewhere...
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00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:46,950
in the middle of nowhere,
266
00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,420
and he's cold and he is hungry.
267
00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:50,860
How can he be hungry?
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00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:53,690
He's made of cereal.
269
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,560
Now, we know he is definitely
in the Columbus area.
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00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,970
Uh, Mom, Mom, you... you able
to help us out on this?
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Look, I have more important
things to do, if you don't mind.
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I'd like to work in peace.
273
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,070
Sorry, sorry.
All right, Jen...
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read me the next clue.
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"On the corner
with the tree that cries,
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"the sweetest birthday
wins the prize.
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Sincerely, the Colonel."
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A tree that cries. Hmm.
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When would a tree cry?
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If he saw <i>E.T.</i>
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A tree that cries.
A tree that cries.
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Weeping willow.
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00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,080
Jen, quick! Look up
weeping willow on the map.
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00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,440
I found it, Alex.
There's a Willow Street.
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00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:40,740
You're a genius, Mom.
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00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,410
All right, all right,
I gave you a clue.
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Do me a favor...
take this in the other room.
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00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:46,210
Oh, come on, Mom.
Don't bail out on us now.
289
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,080
Forget about this architecture
stuff, okay?
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00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:50,450
You got a chance
to win five grand here.
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Alex.
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Mom. Okay, now,
the next part of the clue is,
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"Sweetest birthday
wins the prize."
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Sweetest birthday
wins the prize.
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Alex, please, will you?
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00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,590
Come on.
Sweetest birthday, Mom.
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00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,100
- Come on. Come on, Ma, Mommy!
- I...
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Come on, sweetest birthday, Mom.
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00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:07,000
- Come on.
- Sweet... sweet 16!
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00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,840
Jen, quick, uh, uh,
Willow and 16th!
301
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:10,240
That's it!
We found it!
302
00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:11,570
Oh, quick!
303
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,910
Call the Crackle Hotline!
304
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,510
Oh, what's the number?
What's the number?
305
00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,910
Uh, I don't know.
It's on the cereal box!
306
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,550
- Where's the cereal box?
- Uh, it's in the kitchen!
307
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:20,250
- Where's the kitchen?
- Over there! Go! Go! Go!
308
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,570
Mal?
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00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,230
Yeah, Dad.
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00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,660
Where are you going?
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00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:36,340
Nowhere.
I was... I was stretching.
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00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,870
We've still got a lot
of work to do.
313
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,370
Oh, good, good.
314
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,010
I-I was afraid we were just
going to do those nine hours.
315
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,970
Come on. We've just scratched
the surface.
316
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,910
Now, here, uh, take this, uh...
take this folder.
317
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:52,580
Now, uh, let's, uh...
let's look over, uh,
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00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:54,650
the areas we want to cover.
319
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,720
Now, I-I know I definitely want
to touch on, uh, uh,
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00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,090
Congressman Willeck's trip
to the Persian Gulf.
321
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,290
What approach do you think
we should take?
322
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,690
A fashion approach.
323
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,990
Yeah, yeah,
fashion does have its place,
324
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,760
but there are some things
more important
325
00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:10,000
than color coordination.
326
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,970
After all,
there's a war going on.
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00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,800
Dad, do you ever stop to think
328
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,940
that maybe if the world
were color-coordinated
329
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,950
there'd be no more wars?
330
00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:24,230
After all, when colors clash,
men are soon to follow.
331
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,520
Well, okay, you write a little,
um, uh, fashion prospective,
332
00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:32,150
and I'll see
if I can fit it in the report.
333
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:33,790
Um, okay.
334
00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:35,890
Yeah, uh-huh.
335
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,730
How can that be
a Crackle Hotline
336
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,460
if the line is always busy?
337
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:40,660
I mean, what would happen
338
00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:43,230
if someone had an actual
Crackle crisis?
339
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,930
Alex, I'm so glad you're here.
340
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,300
I'm going completely nuts
working with Dad at the station.
341
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:48,540
It is a disaster.
342
00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:52,720
"I told you so"
is such an ugly phrase.
343
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,640
All right, give me the details.
344
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,250
Alex, I am so bored down there.
345
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,170
I feel like I've entered one
of Dad's documentaries.
346
00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:07,120
Like... like, at any moment,
347
00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:09,320
I'm going to be shot
with a tranquilizer gun,
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00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:12,010
tagged, weighed and shipped
to a wildlife preserve.
349
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,070
Well, maybe you'll turn up
350
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,080
on <i>Anima</i>/<i>s, Anima</i>/<i>s,</i>
<i>Everywhere Anima</i>/<i>s.</i>
351
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,010
All right, look, uh, Mal,
why don't you just quit?
352
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,310
Oh, I can't do that.
353
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,680
It means the world to Dad
that I'm working there.
354
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:32,150
He's so proud of me.
355
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,450
He keeps calling staff meetings
to introduce me.
356
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,580
I've met Gus 80 times.
357
00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:39,950
All right, well, then,
look at it this way, okay?
358
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,490
I had to go through it,
now you have to go through it.
359
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,020
I mean, it's a fact of life,
360
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,290
growing up
in the Keaton household.
361
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,130
I mean, right now,
Jen is working on her segment
362
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,430
of <i>Ohio in Review.</i>
363
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:52,530
So, just hang with it,
and-and sooner or later,
364
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,280
your basic incompetence
will shine through.
365
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,610
I sure hope so.
366
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,980
Gus, have you seen Mallory?
367
00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,680
Uh, yeah.
She's in the control room.
368
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,820
- She should be down here
in a minute. - Oh.
369
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:11,220
I tell you, Elyse,
I'm getting a little worried.
370
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,790
- About Mallory?
- No.
371
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,090
About me.
372
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,090
Now, if you and Steven
keep shipping your offspring
373
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,330
down here to the station,
I got the feeling
374
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,260
I'm going to find myself
out of a job.
375
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:24,330
Oh, you know, Elyse,
one day this little girl
376
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,100
is going to work
at this station, too.
377
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:31,240
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
I'm packing my bags.
378
00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:33,010
Hello? Hello, operator. Yeah.
379
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,310
I'm-I'm trying to get through
to the Crackle Hotline.
380
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:39,510
B-But the line is always busy.
381
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,580
Oh, I... oh, you're trying
to call, too?
382
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,350
Oh, really?
383
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,250
Well, where do you think he is?
384
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,730
The telephone operator thinks
385
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,160
that Colonel Crackle
is under a bus in Dayton.
386
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,970
We're going to be rich!
387
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,300
Uh, you better hurry, Mallory.
388
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:01,440
We're going to go
in about two minutes.
389
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,570
Yeah, I'm ready. I just got
to set this stuff up.
390
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,970
- Hey, how's my partner?
- Fine. Fine.
391
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,240
I did everything you said.
392
00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:07,880
I've got all the copy
right here,
393
00:17:07,910 --> 00:17:10,080
and I put all the cassettes
in the control room.
394
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:11,510
Great, great.
Way to go, Mal.
395
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:14,580
All right, Steven,
I need you onstage now.
396
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,180
All right.
No, no. Crackle.
397
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,390
C-R-A-C-K-L-E.
398
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,820
Crackle.
399
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,390
Come on.
400
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,190
- No. Crackle.
- Alex, come over here. Alex.
401
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,930
WKS proudly
presents <i>Ohio in Review.</i>
402
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,490
Colonel Crackle! C-R-A...
403
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,510
- Come on.
- C-K-L...
404
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,330
Hello and welcome.
405
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,500
I'm the general manager of WKS,
Steven Crackle.
406
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:38,510
I...
407
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:46,550
That's, um,
Steven "Crackle" Keaton.
408
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,680
Welcome to <i>Ohio in Review.</i>
409
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,680
At the top
of Ohio happenings tonight,
410
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:52,820
the Dayton Drive-Through
Lion Safari
411
00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:55,090
celebrated its fifth anniversary
this week,
412
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:59,030
and a huge crowd was on hand
to see monkeys, baboons
413
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:02,530
and the like strut their stuff
for children of all ages.
414
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,100
And Congressman Jim Willeck
returned
415
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,170
from his recent
fact-finding mission
416
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,770
to the war-torn region
of the Persian Gulf.
417
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,270
The four-term congressman
was dressed
418
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,640
in a lovely chiffon gown
419
00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:16,130
with diamant? shoulder straps
by Galanos.
420
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,680
He was?
421
00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:22,880
I'm sorry, Dad.
422
00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:24,320
It must have gotten mixed up
with that...
423
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:25,950
- with that fashion report...
- Yeah, that's all right.
424
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,420
...I was... I was working on.
425
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,490
- Yeah, here.
- Here. Okay, go ahead.
426
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,160
Hi, Mom.
427
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,170
- I'm over here.
- Oh, hi.
428
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,740
Willeck reported
that the Iranian leadership
429
00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:45,470
repeated their demands
for a cease-fire with Iraq.
430
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,740
These included free passage
through the Straits of Hormuz,
431
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:51,980
an embargo on Iraqi oil products
432
00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:54,450
and a pair of sling-back,
open-toed shoes
433
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,850
for tomorrow night's dance.
434
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,320
I'm sorry, Dad.
435
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:01,890
No, it's okay.
Let's-let's roll the videotape.
436
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,960
In national news, the president,
at a press conference today,
437
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:07,830
stated that he
and other government officials
438
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:11,000
were hard at work trying
to cut down on defense spending.
439
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,330
- He also said...
- Dad.
440
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,170
Not-not now. Not now, honey.
441
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,700
The president emphasized
that the huge federal deficit,
442
00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:23,080
while troublesome, was something
we can't run away from.
443
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:26,250
The key, he said,
was to try to ride it out.
444
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,050
Dad, I made a mistake.
445
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,950
I think they're showing
the wrong videotape.
446
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,520
Mm-hmm. What?
447
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,720
This just in.
448
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,860
Monkeys, monkeys,
everywhere monkeys.
449
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,560
Dad, just go to a commercial.
450
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:40,090
We don't have a commercial.
We...
451
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,500
Can I just use this phone?
452
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:43,540
Alex, please.
453
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,380
Crackle! C-R-A-C-K-L-E!
454
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,140
I'm going to go up to put,
uh... put Andy to bed.
455
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,810
- I'll check on Mallory, too.
- Good idea.
456
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,820
I'm just going to use the phone.
457
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,480
Alex, don't you think
458
00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:06,050
you're being
a little insensitive?
459
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,490
Jennifer, we're talking
about $5,000 here.
460
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,760
Make the call.
461
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:14,030
Yeah, at last!
It's ringing! It's ringing!
462
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,100
Hello! Hello.
463
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,830
I would like your complete
and undivided attention.
464
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,530
My name is Alex P. Keaton.
465
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,670
Colonel Crackle
is in downtown Columbus
466
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,170
on the corner of Willow and...
467
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,710
What?
468
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:32,580
I beg your pardon?
469
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:35,380
That's impossible.
470
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:37,450
Really?
471
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,910
I see. I see.
472
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,610
Alex, what's the matter?
473
00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:50,880
Colonel Crackle was found
under a bus in Dayton.
474
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,070
By a telephone operator.
475
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,890
My God, is he all right?
476
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,410
Mallory's door is locked.
477
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,520
She won't come down.
478
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,920
Hey.
479
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:13,410
You seem to be taking it
awfully hard, Alex.
480
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:17,320
It's okay. Hey, it's okay.
481
00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:21,360
The job just...
just wasn't right for her.
482
00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:24,730
A telephone operator.
483
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,740
Yeah, maybe she could do that.
484
00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:30,200
Mom, what should we tell Mallory
about the show?
485
00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:32,340
I mean, should we tell her
we liked it?
486
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:34,310
We should just tell her
the truth, honey.
487
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:35,810
Oh, Mom, come on.
It was embarrassing.
488
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,210
It was humiliating.
489
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,380
And it-it was...
490
00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:40,680
it was the dumbest thing
I've ever seen.
491
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:43,980
- That is true. Yeah.
- Yeah, I believe that, I do.
492
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,220
Hey, loved it, Mal.
493
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:46,820
That was the finest piece
of tele-journalism
494
00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:48,790
- I have ever seen.
- It's certainly
495
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:50,260
- new ground down at...
- Thought that, too.
496
00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:51,930
- I'm sending out for
transcripts. - Stunning.
497
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,430
You're all very nice,
but I know what it was...
498
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,600
a complete disaster.
499
00:21:56,630 --> 00:22:00,180
Well, I'm afraid you're right
on the money there, yeah.
500
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,150
Telephone operator.
501
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:09,310
I'm so sorry, Dad.
502
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:11,650
I mean, I-I swear
I tried my best,
503
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,220
but I was just in way over
my head, and I apologize.
504
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,320
I thought you were doing great!
505
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,720
If it was too much for you,
why didn't you come to me?
506
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,590
Why didn't you say so?
507
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:24,690
Oh, I'd go to work every day,
508
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,860
and you were so happy
I was there
509
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,060
and so proud
of every little thing I did.
510
00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:31,600
And there I was
going through the motions,
511
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:34,030
and not really knowing
what I was doing.
512
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,110
Except that I was doing it
for you.
513
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,440
And I didn't want
to let you down.
514
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:41,540
I think I'm the one
who let you down.
515
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:44,110
I pushed you into areas...
you didn't want to go.
516
00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:45,780
Areas you shouldn't go.
517
00:22:45,810 --> 00:22:47,250
I'm sorry.
518
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,650
I really ruined your show.
519
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,790
- No.
- I hope your ratings don't drop.
520
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:56,140
Fortunately, Mal,
that's completely impossible.
521
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,130
I love you so much, honey.
522
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,400
I just want the whole world
to open up for you,
523
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,900
to see you go
and do things that...
524
00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,970
I didn't have a chance to do.
525
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,700
I don't know. Maybe
every father feels that way.
526
00:23:09,730 --> 00:23:11,610
But I am doing things
I want, Dad,
527
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,840
and I'm doing things
I never thought I'd do.
528
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:15,940
I'm going to college.
You and Mom gave me that.
529
00:23:15,970 --> 00:23:17,880
Good.
530
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:21,750
And even though
I'll never, never, ever work
531
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:24,950
at your station again,
532
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:27,290
I've learned from you
the value of work,
533
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,640
but it has to be
my kind of work.
534
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:33,430
- Okay.
- Okay.
535
00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:38,500
It was really nice
having you down there.
536
00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:40,930
I loved seeing you so much.
537
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,240
It was nice for me, too.
538
00:23:43,270 --> 00:23:45,170
So, it wasn't all bad, huh?
539
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,970
Some parts you liked?
540
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,610
Sure.
541
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,710
Yes.
542
00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:52,010
Well...
Oh, I don't know.
543
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,650
Maybe, uh, you know, under...
544
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,580
under better circumstances,
it, uh...
545
00:23:55,610 --> 00:23:58,320
You know, maybe if, uh,
Jennifer were down there
546
00:23:58,350 --> 00:24:01,460
helping you and Alex.
Alex, too, Andy.
547
00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:04,890
You know, maybe if you all
worked there at the same time...
548
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,380
I don't know, Dad.
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00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:07,993
СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
2
00:00:08,033 --> 00:00:13,375
6 сезон, 6 серия
«Мимо эфира»
3
00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:05,050
Достал!
4
00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:08,420
Открывай быстрее, пока мамы нет!
5
00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,560
Это ещё что такое?
6
00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:17,630
Дженнифер открыла хлопья.
Мне не удалось её остановить.
7
00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:21,730
Есть же начатая пачка.
Зачем было открывать новую?
8
00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:23,130
Чтобы найти ключ.
9
00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,470
Что ещё за ключ?
10
00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:27,610
Ключ к конкурсу
«Найди полковника Трескуна».
11
00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:31,240
Мне всё равно, это еда.
Не надо её переводить.
12
00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,450
Что за конкурс?
13
00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:35,850
Мам, полковник Трескун
пропал где-то в Огайо,
14
00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:37,920
и в каждой коробке
спрятаны подсказки
15
00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,280
о его местонахождении.
16
00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,290
Находишь его,
17
00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,690
звонишь по горячей линии
и выигрываешь 5,000 долларов.
18
00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:45,450
Дай-ка посмотреть.
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00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:48,110
Подсказка, значит,
где-то внутри коробки?
20
00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,800
Эй, эй, мам! Мама! Мама!
21
00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,420
Не думаешь, что как-то
не по возрасту тебе
22
00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:56,870
бороться за игрушку
из коробки хлопьев?
23
00:01:56,910 --> 00:02:01,270
Тут у «Полковника Трескуна»
конкурс. Забавно.
24
00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:03,250
Мама, не забывай,
с кем разговариваешь.
25
00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,840
21 год.
Последний курс колледжа.
26
00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,550
Мне плевать на какой-то там
конкурс хлопьев.
27
00:02:08,590 --> 00:02:11,560
А на приз в 5,000 долларов?
28
00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:19,960
Стоп! Давайте поступим
цивилизованно.
29
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,640
Мы все вместе будем
искать полковника Трескуна,
30
00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,100
а найдя его, поделим выигрыш.
31
00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:28,970
Хочешь сказать, на четверых?
32
00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:33,200
Так-то на троих собирались,
пока ты в дверь не вошёл.
33
00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:38,510
Ладно. Хорошо. Поделим
на четверых, но это всё.
34
00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:41,010
Больше никому ни слова.
35
00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:43,480
Что у вас происходит?
36
00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,250
Ничего, Мэл, ничего.
37
00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,580
Совсем ничего.
38
00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:49,920
Что новенького в мире трикотажа?
39
00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,920
– Привет!
– Папа, ты слышал,
40
00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,730
что полковник Трескун пропал?
41
00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:57,940
Как жаль, что не представилось
возможности попрощаться.
42
00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,200
Отец, неужели ты
43
00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,200
не уважаешь традиции
«Полковника Трескуна»?
44
00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,670
Полковник покрывает 100 %
ежедневной нормы потребления
45
00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:06,440
витаминов от А до Е.
46
00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:10,410
Полковник остаётся
хрустящим даже в молоке.
47
00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:12,088
Бывает же такое!
48
00:03:12,128 --> 00:03:15,960
Но у меня для вас новость
не из мира хлопьев.
49
00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,798
У нас на студии
открылась вакансия.
50
00:03:19,838 --> 00:03:22,890
Отец, я так счастлив!
51
00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:26,060
Ты уходишь с общественного
телевидения!
52
00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:28,330
Мудрое, мудрое решение.
53
00:03:28,370 --> 00:03:33,130
Алекс, вакансия
не на мою должность.
54
00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:36,000
Зачем же так дразнить-то?
55
00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,000
Вакансия стажёра.
56
00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,140
Возможность добропорядочному
57
00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:42,870
молодому человеку
постичь азы работы на студии.
58
00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:46,180
Новость хорошая, Стивен.
Есть уже кто-то на примете?
59
00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:48,980
Вообще-то, да: Мэллори.
60
00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,850
Что?!
61
00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:54,150
Что я сделала?
62
00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,150
А разве не прекрасно?
63
00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:58,850
Алекс работал на студии.
Ему очень понравилось.
64
00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,560
Не так ли?
65
00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:05,100
Именно так.
Незабываемый опыт работы.
66
00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,260
– Искренне рекомендую.
– Вот видишь?
67
00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:12,770
Итак. Нам известно,
что Трескун где-то там.
68
00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:17,610
Где-то в районе
центра Кливленда.
69
00:04:17,650 --> 00:04:19,610
Вопрос – где. Блин!
70
00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:22,780
Джен, прочти ещё раз
последний ключ.
71
00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:26,150
«В 2 часа дня прошлой субботы
полковник Трескун был замечен
72
00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:28,820
в кливлендском кафе
с его злаковой сестрой
73
00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:32,320
Молли Овсянкой.
74
00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,260
Молли съела 4 бабайки
клубничного йогурта
75
00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,460
и вручила полковнику
ключ от двери.
76
00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,100
Он убежал».
77
00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,500
Это ни о чём нам не говорит.
78
00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:46,600
Нет, Джен. Нет.
<i>Это</i> говорит нам о многом.
79
00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,710
А именно:
у полковника есть сестра,
80
00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:52,880
и она печётся о своём здоровье.
81
00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,910
А полковник Трескун
настоящий человек?
82
00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:59,420
Не совсем, Энди.
83
00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:03,890
Как же его тогда найти,
если он не существует?
84
00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:08,620
Не будем уходить
в философствования.
85
00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,760
– Папы нет?
– Он наверху.
86
00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,170
– Могу позвать его.
– Нет уж. Нет.
87
00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:17,670
Если он меня увидит,
снова начнёт втирать про работу.
88
00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:20,940
Отказа он не примет.
Три часа мне всё расписывал.
89
00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:23,410
Даже не было возможности
поесть. Я голодная.
90
00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:26,280
<i>Элиза, такой шанс
Мэллори нельзя упускать.</i>
91
00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,350
Но стоит мне поднять вопрос,
она сбегает...
92
00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:33,650
Дети, вы со своими хлопьями
устроили настоящий кавардак.
93
00:05:33,690 --> 00:05:36,550
Ребята, пойдёмте наверх,
проверим карту Трескуна.
94
00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:40,430
Она у меня в спальне.
95
00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,360
И позвоним Скиппи.
96
00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,805
Узнаем, как у него
продвигаются дела
97
00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,400
с анализом слепка
с зубов и волос.
98
00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:51,390
Элиза, на мой взгляд,
Мэллори будет очень полезно
99
00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:53,540
поработать со мной на студии.
100
00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:56,215
Не знаю, Стивен. Удивляюсь,
что ты вообще ей предложил.
101
00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:58,580
Думаю, у тебя она меньше всего
хотела бы работать.
102
00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:02,270
Я ведь не слепой и понимаю,
что с моей задумкой
103
00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:04,380
не всё может быть гладко.
104
00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:06,490
Но риск стоит того.
105
00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:09,995
Где у нас майонез?
106
00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:13,190
В холодильнике.
107
00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:15,853
Согласен, должность
не сильно подпадает
108
00:06:15,893 --> 00:06:17,660
под её обычную область,
109
00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,020
но откуда нам знать
<i>её</i> область?
110
00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:23,240
В таком возрасте открыто
множество направлений.
111
00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,200
А так она действительно
сможет вырасти.
112
00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,325
Где у нас майонез?
113
00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:33,680
Нам нужно посмотреть
на ситуацию с её стороны.
114
00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,480
Раньше мы ведь уже обсуждали.
115
00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,450
Мода и дизайн – вот что её.
116
00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:40,738
У неё могут
присутствовать сомнения,
117
00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:43,370
но на студии
она многому научится.
118
00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:45,860
Я могу ошибаться,
но, по-моему,
119
00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:50,990
хорошо представляю,
«где» сейчас Мэллори.
120
00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,600
А вот где майонез – не знаю.
121
00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:57,430
Достану новую банку.
122
00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:06,810
Мама, смотри.
У нас у обеих майонез.
123
00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:11,068
Папа, а где твоя банка?
124
00:07:11,108 --> 00:07:13,650
Мэллори, ты откуда?
125
00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:17,370
На улице была. Наверно,
кто-то забыл его на дороге.
126
00:07:17,410 --> 00:07:19,860
Но теперь он здесь.
Уплетайте. Я буду у себя.
127
00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:22,630
Подожди, мы так и не договорили.
128
00:07:22,670 --> 00:07:23,830
Да? А я думала, мы всё.
129
00:07:23,870 --> 00:07:27,330
Не буду вам мешать.
130
00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:32,700
Ну что, Мэл, ты подумала
о работе на студии?
131
00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:34,910
Подумала, пап.
132
00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:36,740
И?
133
00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:39,610
Даже не знаю, пап.
134
00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:41,310
Я совсем не хочу
давить на тебя.
135
00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:43,550
И приму любое твоё решение.
136
00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:45,820
Даже не знаю, пап.
137
00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:47,520
Послушай-ка.
138
00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:51,560
Давай ты придёшь на студию
на денёк и просто попробуешь?
139
00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,620
Даже не знаю, пап.
140
00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:56,430
Это же прекрасная
возможность, Мэл.
141
00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:59,600
Перед тобой откроется
совершенно новый мир.
142
00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,460
Даже не знаю, пап.
143
00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:06,070
А я-то как буду гордиться.
Ты отлично справишься.
144
00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,610
Даже не знаю, пап.
145
00:08:07,650 --> 00:08:10,140
Вот и отлично!
146
00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:13,150
Будет просто фантастика!
147
00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,580
Даже не знаю, пап.
148
00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:19,450
Мадам, судя по нашим записям,
149
00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:22,900
вы пожертвовали 150 долларов
на нашей пошлой кампании,
150
00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:25,460
но чек от вас так и не пришёл.
151
00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:29,490
А не скажете,
когда он может прийти?
152
00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:34,130
Тогда вам не видать вашей
хозяйственной сумки.
153
00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:36,120
Мэллори, не переживай так.
154
00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,340
За многие годы работы
мы поняли,
155
00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,770
что 20 % так называемых
жертвователей –
156
00:08:40,810 --> 00:08:42,770
обыкновенные вруны.
157
00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:45,410
А хозяйственные сумки
у нас и так закончились.
158
00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:48,610
Как ты справляешься тут?
159
00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:51,080
Даже не знаю, Гэс.
Если по правде,
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какой-то части меня
здесь скучно,
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какая-то – думает,
что всё это ошибка.
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Другая – твёрдо намерена
стараться работать изо всех сил,
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а часть меня просто
хочет пойти по магазинам.
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Какой чудесный вид:
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моя старшая дочь шнурует
туфли на моём обеде.
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Извини, пап.
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Нет, нет. Я вовсе не против,
только рад:
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зайти в свой кабинет
и увидеть улыбающееся личико.
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Стив, а как же моё
улыбающееся личико?
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Гэс, даже не думай
соревноваться с Мэллори.
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Каждый из вас
по-своему прекрасен.
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Отлично работаешь, Мэллори.
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«Отлично работаешь».
Хорошо звучит.
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– Гэс не каждому такое говорит.
– Отлично работаешь, Стив.
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Спасибо.
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Ну как ты тут? Нравится?
Все твои надежды оправдались?
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Довелось ответить
на пару звонков –
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мне понравилось.
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Ты знаешь, Мэл,
больше всего в жизни
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я люблю свою семью
и свою работу.
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И твоё присутствие здесь
соединяет эти два мира.
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Какой же я счастливый.
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Я рада.
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А ну-ка подойди.
У меня тебе сюрприз.
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Который поднимет тебе
настроение и очень порадует.
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Мне больше не надо
здесь работать?
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Шутница.
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Я понимаю, что ты пока
не в полном восторге от работы,
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но знаю, что
сталкиваясь с вызовом,
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ты не отходишь в сторону
и отвечаешь.
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И оказываешься на высоте.
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Не всегда.
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В большинстве случаев.
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Но не сейчас.
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У меня для тебя особое задание.
Тебе очень понравится.
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Оно связано с модой?
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Ведь если да, то я могу
отлично справиться.
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Зачем же?
Ты и так всё знаешь о моде.
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Пора тебе пойти вперёд
и попробовать что-то новое.
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Что-нибудь про косметику?
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Нет. Ты будешь работать со мной.
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– Что?
– Да, да.
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Напишешь мне текст
по образцу для сюжета
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к «Огайо ревю» – программе
о происходящем в Огайо:
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от политики,
до сферы жизни простых людей.
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Я польщена, пап, но я ни разу
не видела программы.
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Как же так?
Мы всегда её смотрим.
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По воскресениям в 4 дня
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после «Животные, животные,
повсюду животные».
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А, «Огайо ревю».
Обожаю её.
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Мы будем работать
над ней вместе!
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Ты – за кулисами,
я – перед объективом.
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«Китоны, Китоны,
повсюду Китоны».
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Итак.
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Перед вами точки,
показывающие путь полковника
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с момента его пропажи.
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Алекс, давай позже закончим.
У меня есть и своя жизнь.
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Это поважнее,
чем может показаться.
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Полковник сейчас
где-то на улице,
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в каком-нибудь
богом забытом месте,
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замёрзший и оголодавший.
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Как он может оголодать?
Он из хлопьев сделан.
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В общем, он определённо
где-то в районе Коламбуса.
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Мама, ты поможешь нам с поиском?
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Нет. У меня тут дела поважнее.
Если можно, не отвлекай меня.
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Извини. Извини. Ну что, Джен,
читай следующий ключ.
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«На углу, дерева плачущего близ,
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Желанный день рождения
получит приз.
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Искренне ваш, полковник».
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Плачущего дерева. Хмм.
От чего дерево плачет?
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Оттого что увидело пришельца.
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Плачущее дерево.
Плачущее дерево.
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Плакучая ива.
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Скорее, Джен.
Ищи плакучую иву на карте.
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Нашла, Алекс.
Ивовая улица.
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Гениально, мамочка.
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Я дала вам подсказку,
сделайте и мне одолжение:
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перейдите в другую комнату.
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Ну что ты, мам.
Не отказывай в помощи.
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Забудь пока о своей архитектуре.
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Здесь реальная возможность
выиграть 5 тысяч.
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Алекс.
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Мама. Ну же, вторая часть ключа.
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«Желанный день рождения
получит приз».
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Желанный день рождения.
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Алекс, ну хватит.
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Давай, мам.
Желанный день рождения.
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Ну же, мама, мамуля!
Желанный день рождения.
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– Подумай.
– 18-летие.
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Быстро, Джен.
Ивовая улица, 18!
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Да! Мы нашли его!
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Звони
на «Горячую линию Трескуна»!
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Какой номер?
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Не знаю. Был на коробке!
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– Где коробка?
– На кухне!
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– Где кухня?
– Вон там! Бегом!
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Мэл?
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Что, папа?
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Ты куда?
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Никуда.
Так просто, разминалась.
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У нас ещё море работы.
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О, отлично. Да.
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Мы разве не работали
предыдущие 9 часов?
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Ну что ты. Мы затронули
только верхушку.
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Вот, держи папку.
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Давай просмотрим области,
которые мы хотим раскрыть.
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Я определённо хочу
уделить внимание
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поездке конгрессмена Виллика
по странам Персидского залива.
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Какой подход, по-твоему,
здесь будет лучше?
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Модный подход.
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Возможно. Мода здесь
имеет место быть,
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но есть и кое-что поважнее
цветовой координации.
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Ведь там как-никак война.
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Пап, а тебе не приходило в голову,
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что если бы мир был
скоординирован по цветам,
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то войн больше бы не было?
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Когда цвета конфликтуют,
конфликтуют и люди.
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Ну хорошо, напиши сюжет
с точки зрения моды,
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а я постараюсь
втиснуть это в обзор.
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Хорошо.
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Вот и отлично.
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Что за горячая линия такая,
когда она постоянно занята?
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А вдруг случится
настоящий Трескучий кризис?
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Алекс, хорошо, что ты дома.
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Я с ума уже схожу
от работы с папой на студии.
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Кошмар какой-то.
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«Я же тебе говорил» –
слишком избитая фраза.
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Выкладывай подробности.
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Там такая скукотища.
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Словно бы я главная героиня
одной из папиных документалок.
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И в любой момент меня
подстрелят транквилизатором,
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наденут бирку, взвесят
и отправят в заказник для дичи.
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Может, сходишь тогда на пробы
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в «Животные, животные,
повсюду животные»?
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Ладно, Мэл.
Чего ты просто не уйдёшь?
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Я не могу.
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Для папы это очень важно.
Он так мною гордится.
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Провёл общее собрание,
чтобы меня представить.
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Приставил Гэса меня обучать.
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Хорошо. Посмотри на это так:
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я через это прошёл,
и ты теперь тоже должна.
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Такова уж жизнь, часть
взросления в семье Китонов.
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Прямо сейчас вот
Джен готовит свой сюжет
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в «Огайо ревю».
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Смирись уж, что?
И рано или поздно
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твоя полная некомпетентность
проявит себя.
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Очень надеюсь.
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Гэс, ты не видел Мэллори?
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Видел. Она в аппаратной.
Скоро должна сюда прийти.
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Ох, Элиза, что-то я переживаю.
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– За Мэллори?
– Нет.
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За себя. Если вы со Стивеном
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продолжите отгружать
на студию своих отпрысков,
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я окажусь без работы.
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Элиза, в один прекрасный
день эта девушка
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тоже будет работать на студии.
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Ага. Понятно.
Пошёл вещи свои собирать.
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Алло? Алло, оператор? Да.
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Я пытаюсь дозвониться
на «Горячую линию Трескуна».
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Но там всегда занято.
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А, вы тоже пытаетесь?
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Неужели?
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А вы думаете, где он?
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Телефонист думает,
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что полковник Трескун
под автобусом в Дейтоне.
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– Мы разбогатеем!
– Мы разбогатеем!
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Поторопись, Мэллори.
Через 2 минуты начинаем.
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Я готова, только отдам текст.
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– Как дела, коллега?
– Хорошо, хорошо.
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Я всё сделала: бумажная
копия – у тебя на столе,
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все кассеты – в аппаратной.
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Отлично. Молодец, Мэл.
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Стивен, пора начинать.
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Нет, нет, Трескун.
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Т-Р-Е-С-К-У-Н.
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Трескун.
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– Ну же, Трескун.
– Алекс, уйди из кадра.
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<i>«Дабл-ю-Кей-Эс» с гордостью
представляет «Огайо ревю».</i>
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Полковник Трескун.
Т-Р-Е-С-К-У-Н.
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Здравствуйте. Добрый вечер.
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С вами руководитель «Дабл-ю-Кей-Эс»
Стивен Трескун.
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Стивен «Трескун» Китон.
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Приветствую вас
на «Огайо ревю».
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И главные события
Огайо на сегодня.
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Дейтонское
«Сафари на автомобилях»
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отмечает на этой неделе
своё пятилетие,
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и огромная толпа народа
пришла посмотреть на обезьян
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и им подобных,
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выставляющих на показ свои
прелести для детей всех возрастов.
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Конгрессмен Джим Виллик
вернулся
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из ознакомительной поездки
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в охваченный войной регион
стран Персидского залива.
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Избранный конгрессмен был одет
в милое шёлковое платье
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с блестящими бретельками
от Галанос.
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00:18:19,693 --> 00:18:21,650
Правда?
356
00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:22,850
Прости, пап.
357
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:25,920
Должно быть, я перепутала
страницы с сюжетом о моде,
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который я подготовила.
359
00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,460
Вот. Теперь всё правильно.
360
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,130
Привет, мама.
361
00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:33,630
Я ухожу.
362
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,710
Виллик сообщил, что
высшее руководство Ирана
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выдвинуло Ираку свои требования
о прекращении огня.
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00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:48,920
А именно: свободный проход
через Хормузский пролив,
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эмбарго на поставку иракских
нефтепродуктов
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и пару открытых туфель
без задника
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00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,820
для завтрашней вечеринки.
368
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,290
Прости, пап.
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00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,860
Ничего.
Давайте посмотрим запись.
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00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:05,930
Национальные новости.
Сегодня президент заявил,
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что совместно
с аппаратом чиновников
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00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,420
он провёл серьёзнейшую работу
по уменьшению военных расходов.
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00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,300
– Он также добавил...
– Папа.
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00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:15,140
Не сейчас, родная. Не сейчас.
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00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:18,040
Президент подчеркнул,
что мы вполне сможем сбежать
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от так беспокоящего всех огромного
дефицита федерального бюджета.
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00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:26,900
Главное, по его словам,
всё правильно разрулить.
378
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:29,920
Папа, я ошиблась.
Показывают не ту запись.
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00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,490
А, что?
380
00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:33,690
Свежая новость.
381
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:37,140
Обезьяны, обезьяны,
повсюду обезьяны.
382
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,530
Уходи на рекламу.
383
00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:40,060
У нас нет рекламы.
384
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,470
Я прихвачу телефончик?
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00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:43,530
Алекс, будь добр.
386
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,820
«Не переключайтесь»
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00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:49,370
<i>Трескун! Т-Р-Е-С-К-У-Н!</i>
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00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:57,110
Пойду отнесу Энди в кровать.
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– И проверю Мэллори.
– Хорошо.
390
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:02,595
А мне нужен телефон.
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00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,023
Алекс, тебе не кажется,
что это слегка бестактно?
392
00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:09,460
Дженнифер, речь идёт
о пяти тысячах долларов.
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00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,730
Звони.
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00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,000
Ну наконец-то!
Пошли гудки!
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00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,070
Алло! Алло.
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00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:18,800
Так, попрошу вас сейчас
хорошенько сосредоточиться.
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00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,500
Меня зовут Алекс П. Китон.
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00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:23,960
Полковник Трескун находится
в центре Коламбуса
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00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,663
на углу Ивовой улицы...
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00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:29,680
Что?
401
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,550
Прошу прощения?
402
00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:35,350
Быть того не может.
403
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,420
Правда?
404
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,900
Ясно. Ясно.
405
00:20:43,670 --> 00:20:45,600
Алекс, что случилось?
406
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:53,325
Полковник Трескун был найден
под автобусом в Дейтоне.
407
00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:59,040
Телефонистом.
408
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,880
Боже мой, он в порядке?
409
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:08,490
Мэллори закрылась в комнате
и не спустится.
410
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:14,850
Ну что ты, Алекс.
Не принимай так близко к сердцу.
411
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,290
Всё хорошо. Не переживай.
412
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:21,330
Просто работа была не по ней.
413
00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:24,700
Телефонист.
414
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:28,000
Да, возможно, это её.
415
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,520
Мам, что нам сказать
Мэллори о программе?
416
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,310
Сказать, что понравилась?
417
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,280
Скажем ей правду.
418
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,675
Брось, мам. Сплошной же позор.
Настоящее унижение.
419
00:21:37,715 --> 00:21:40,650
Ничего тупее я в жизни не видал.
420
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:43,950
– Да, точно.
– Ни дать ни взять.
421
00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:45,190
Отличный сюжет, Мэл.
422
00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:47,780
Настоящий шедевр
тележурналистики, как по мне.
423
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:48,760
Определённо.
424
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,230
– Это новый стиль.
– Полностью согласна.
425
00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:51,900
– Я разобрала его на цитаты.
– Потрясающе.
426
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:54,400
Это, конечно, мило.
Но я знаю правду:
427
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,570
это полный провал.
428
00:21:56,610 --> 00:22:00,170
Как ни прискорбно,
но ты права. Да.
429
00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,920
Телефонист...
430
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,280
Пап, мне так жаль.
431
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,620
Я правда очень старалась,
432
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:15,190
но потерялась в перипетиях
процесса. Прости.
433
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:17,290
Мне казалось,
ты отлично справлялась.
434
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:20,690
Если было сложно,
почему ты не подошла ко мне?
435
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:22,560
Почему не сказала?
436
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,830
Каждый день я ходила на работу,
и ты был так счастлив,
437
00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:29,030
так гордился всем, что я делала.
438
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:32,030
Я отнеслась ко всему,
как к необходимости,
439
00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:34,000
не осознавая сути.
440
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,260
Знала только одно:
я делала это для тебя.
441
00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:39,410
Я не хотела тебя подвести.
442
00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:41,510
Подвёл тебя тут я.
443
00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:45,750
Завёл в чуждую область,
в которой тебе не место.
444
00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:47,220
Прости.
445
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,640
Я испортила всю программу.
446
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,760
Надеюсь, что рейтинги не рухнут.
447
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:58,303
Увы, Мэл, это априори невозможно.
448
00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:00,100
Родная, я тебя так люблю.
449
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:02,620
Хочу, чтобы весь мир был
для тебя открыт,
450
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,870
чтобы ты могла делать то,
451
00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:06,940
на что у меня не было
возможности.
452
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:09,670
Не знаю. Может быть,
все отцы такие.
453
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:11,580
Пап, но я и занимаюсь
тем, чем хочу,
454
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,810
тем, на что и не думала,
что способна.
455
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:17,610
Учусь в колледже.
Благодаря вам с мамой.
456
00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:21,720
И при всём при этом,
я никогда, никогда-преникогда
457
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,920
не стану снова работать
с тобой на студии.
458
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:29,630
Я поняла ценность работы,
но это должна быть <i>моя</i> работа.
459
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:33,420
Хорошо.
460
00:23:35,050 --> 00:23:38,470
Но с тобой было
приятно работать.
461
00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:40,900
Мне нравилось
часто тебя видеть.
462
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:43,210
Мне тоже нравилось.
463
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:46,940
Не всё было так уж и плохо, да?
Что-то и тебе понравилось.
464
00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:50,680
Конечно.
465
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,250
Ну что же... не знаю.
466
00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:55,550
Вот скажем, при лучших
обстоятельствах...
467
00:23:55,590 --> 00:23:59,220
Скажем, если бы Дженнифер
тебе помогала
468
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:01,430
и Алекс бы с Энди тоже...
469
00:24:01,470 --> 00:24:04,860
Вот если бы вы все работали
одновременно, то как, а?
470
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,540
Даже не знаю, пап.
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