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No, no, we're done!

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The One With the Dozen Lasagnas

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Aunt Silv, stop yelling!

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If you'd told me
vegetarian lasagna. . .

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. . .I would've made
vegetarian lasagna.

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The meat's only every third layer.

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Maybe you could scrape.

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Ross, did you really read
all these baby books?

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You could plunk me down in
any woman's uterus, no compass. . .

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. . .and I could find my way
out like that!

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This is cool.

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It says in some parts of the world
people eat the placenta.

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And we're done with the yogurt.

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Sorry.

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Aunt Silv, I did this as a favor.
I am not a caterer.

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What do you want me to do
with a dozen lasagnas?

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Nice talk, Aunt Silv.

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You kiss Uncle Freddie
with that mouth?

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Ross, listen.

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Do you know that right now
your baby is only this big?

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This is your baby.
''Hi, Daddy. ''

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Hello.

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''How come you don't live with Mommy?''

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''How come Mommy lives
with that other lady?''

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''What's a lesbian?''

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Honey, you can say it.
It's Poconos. Poconos.

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It's like ''poke a nose. ''

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Poke a nose.

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So did I hear ''Poconos''?

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My sister's giving us her place
for the weekend.

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First weekend away together.

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-Yeah, it's a big step.
-I know.

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It's just a weekend.
Big deal.

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Wasn't this supposed to be
just a fling?

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Shouldn't it be. . .

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. . .flung by now?

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We are way past the ''fling'' thing.

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I'm feeling things I've only
read about in Danielle Steel books.

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When I'm with him,
I'm just totally, totally. . . .

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Nauseous.
I'm physically nauseous.

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What am I supposed to do?
Call Immigration?

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I could call Immigration.

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I love babies with
their little baby shoes. . .

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. . .and their little baby toes
and their little hands. . . .

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You're gonna have to stop that. . .

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. . .forever.

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Need a new table.

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You think?

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-Come on in.
-Hello.

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I brought the books. . .

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. . .and Monica sends her love
along with this lasagna.

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Great!

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Is it vegetarian?
Because Susan doesn't eat meat.

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I'm pretty sure that it is.

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So I got the results
of the amnio today.

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Tell me.
Is everything. . .?

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Totally and completely healthy.

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That's great! That is great!

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When did you and Susan
meet Huey Lewis?

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That's our friend Tanya.

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Of course, it's your friend Tanya.

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Don't you wanna know
about the sex?

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The sex?

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I'm having enough trouble with
the image of you and Susan together.

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But when you throw in Tanya. . . .

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The sex of the baby, Ross.

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You know it?

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Do you want to know?

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I don't want to know.
Absolutely not.

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I think you shouldn't know until
you look down there. . .

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. . .and see,
''Oh, there it is. . . ''

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. . .or isn't.

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-Hello, Ross.
-Susan.

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So?

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So did you hear?

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Yes, we did.
Everything's A-OK.

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Oh, that's so cool!

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It really is.

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Do we know?

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We certainly do.
It's going to be a--

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Hello?

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A guy who doesn't wanna know
is standing here.

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Well, is it what
we thought it would be?

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What. . .?

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What did we think it'd be?

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I don't want to know.
Don't want to know.

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I should probably just go.

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-Well, thanks for the books.
-No problem.

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Susan.

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Who should we call first?
Your folks or Deb and Rhona?

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Never mind.
I don 't wanna know.

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So just because it was my table,
I have to buy a new one?

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That's the rule.

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What rule?
There's no rule.

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If anything, you owe me a table.

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How did you get that?

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This piece of furniture
was fine. . .

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. . .until your breakfast adventure
with Angela Delveccio.

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You knew about that?

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The impressions you made in the butter
left little to the imagination.

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How about if we split it?

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What do you mean,
like, buy it together?

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Do you think we're ready for that?

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Why not?

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It's a big commitment.
What if one of us wants to move out?

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-Are you moving out?
-I'm not moving out.

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You'd tell me if you were?

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-It's just, with my last roommate--
-I know all about Kip.

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We bought a hibachi together,
then he ran off and got married. . .

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. . .and things got ugly.

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Let me ask you something.

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Was Kip a better roommate than me?

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Don't do that.

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You've got a couple changes
in your schedule.

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Your 4:00 herbal massage
has been pushed back to 4:30.

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And Ms. Summerfield
canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.

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Thanks.

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Here comes your 3:00.

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I don't mean to sound
unprofessional, but-- Yum!

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Paolo! Hi!
What are you doing here?

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Rachella tell me you. . .

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. . .massage?

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Well, Rachella's right.

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I don't know what you said,
so let's start.

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I am. . .

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. . .being naked?

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That's your decision.

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Some people prefer to take off--

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Being naked!

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I can't believe you don't want to know.
I couldn't not know.

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If the doctor knows,
and Carol knows, and Susan knows--

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And Monica knows.

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How could you?
I don't even know.

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Carol called to thank me
for the lasagna.

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I asked. She told me.

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So what's it going to be?

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Great! Now he knows
and I don't know.

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I'm sorry. I'm excited
about being an aunt.

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Or an uncle.

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Fine!

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What's the matter?

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Nothing! I'm sorry.
I'm just, I'm out of sorts.

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Can we get some
cappuccino over here?

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Oh, right! That's me!

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That table place closes at 7. Come on.

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Fine.

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What is it?

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You know Paolo?

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I'm familiar with his work.

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He made a move on me.

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-The store'll be open tomorrow.
-More coffee.

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What happened?

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He came in for a massage. . .

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...and everything was fine until....

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My God!

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Are you sure?

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Oh, yeah. I'm sure.

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And all of a sudden, his hands
weren't the problem anymore.

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Was it. . .?

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Boy Scouts could've
camped under there.

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''Ooh,'' what?

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--ma Thurman.

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-The actress!
-Uma Thurman!

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Thanks, Rach.

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-What'll you do?
-You have to tell her.

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You have to! It's your
moral obligation as a friend. . .

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. . .as a woman.
It's a feminist issue.

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Guys? Guys?

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You have to tell her.

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Feminist issue?
That's where I went.

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She is gonna hate me!

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Will you pick one?
Just pick one.

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Here, how about that one?

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That's patio furniture.

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So what?

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Like people will come in and think,
''Uh-oh, I'm outside again. ''

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Fine.

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What about the birds?

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I don't know.
Birds just don't say. . .

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. . . ''Hello, sit here. Eat something. ''

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You pick one.

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How about the ladybugs?

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So forget about the birds, but
big red insects suggest fine dining?

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Fine! Do you want the birds?
Get the birds!

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Not like that, I won't.

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Kip would've liked the birds.

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Hi, Pheebs.

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Are you moving out?

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No, these aren't all
of my suitcases.

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This one's Paolo's.

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Rachel, can we talk for a sec?

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Sure.

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Just for a sec, because Paolo's
on his way over.

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We haven't known each other
for that long a time.

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There are three things
you should know about me.

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One, my friends are the most
important thing in my life.

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Two, I never lie.

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And three, I make the best
oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.

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Thanks, Pheebs.

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My God!

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Why have I never tasted these before?

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I don't make them a lot, because
it's not fair to the other cookies.

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You're right. These are
the best oatmeal raisin cookies.

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Which proves that I never lie.

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I guess you don't.

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Paolo made a pass at me.

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So what do you think?

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It's the most beautiful table
I've ever seen.

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I know.

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So will you balance the plates
on these little heads?

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Who cares?
We'll eat at the sink.

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Come on!

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Heads up, Ross.

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Score!

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You suck!

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Are you okay?

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I need some milk.

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I've got milk.

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Here you go.

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Better?

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I feel so stupid!

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I think about the other day
with you guys.

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And I was all,
''Oh, Paolo! He's so great!

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He makes me feel so--''

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God!

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I'm so embarrassed!

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I'm so embarrassed.

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I'm the one he hit on.

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Phoebe, I pushed him on you.

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If I had never met him,
this would never--

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-I'm so sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.

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Wait!

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-What are we sorry about?
-I don't know.

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Right. He's the pig.

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-Such a pig!
-Oh, God, he's such a pig!

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He's like a big disgusting pig. . . .

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-Pig man!
-Yes, good!

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But he was my pig man!

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How did I not see this?

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Oh, I know!

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Because. . .

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. . .he's gorgeous.

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And he's charming.

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And the way he looks at you--

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The end.

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God!

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Should I not have told you?

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Trust me, it's much better
that I know.

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But I just liked it better before.
It was better.

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I think she took it pretty well.

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Paolo's over there right now, so. . . .

252
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We should go
and see if she's okay.

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Just one second.

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Score!

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Game! Us!

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Come on.

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It looks like
we kicked your butts.

258
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:30,927
She kicked our butts.

259
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,845
You could be on the Olympic
''Standing There'' team.

260
00:16:34,252 --> 00:16:35,367
Come on. Two on one.

261
00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:38,086
Why are you still here?
She just broke up with him.

262
00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:39,645
It's time for you to swoop in.

263
00:16:41,092 --> 00:16:41,888
What, now?

264
00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:44,121
Now is when you swoop.

265
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:47,682
When Paolo walks out of there,
you gotta be the first guy she sees.

266
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,282
She's got to know
you're everything he's not.

267
00:16:50,532 --> 00:16:52,488
You're like the anti-Paolo.

268
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:56,044
My Catholic friend is right.

269
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:58,483
She's distraught.
You're there for her.

270
00:16:58,732 --> 00:17:01,724
You pick up the pieces, and then
you usher in. . .

271
00:17:01,972 --> 00:17:04,691
. . . ''The Age of Ross. ''

272
00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:13,805
Hold it! Ascolta!

273
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:18,649
-How's it going?
-Don't stare.

274
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:21,207
She finished throwing
his clothes off the balcony.

275
00:17:21,412 --> 00:17:23,528
Now there's just
gesturing and arm-waving.

276
00:17:23,812 --> 00:17:27,248
That is either, ''How could you?''
or ''Enormous breasts! ''

277
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:29,928
Here he comes.

278
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,080
I am. . .

279
00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:44,091
. . .to say goodbye.

280
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,081
Okay, bye-bye.

281
00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:52,564
I hate you
for what you did to Rachel.

282
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,490
But I still have five of these. . .

283
00:17:54,732 --> 00:17:57,121
. . .so heat it at 375
untiI the cheese bubbles.

284
00:18:01,972 --> 00:18:03,291
I just wanna tell you. . .

285
00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:06,922
. . .and I think I'd speak
for everyone when I say. . . .

286
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:14,891
Just look at her.

287
00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:17,885
Guys, I think only one of us
should go out there. . .

288
00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:19,923
-. . .so she's not overwhelmed.
-Right.

289
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,088
And I really think it should be me.

290
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:39,048
You all right?

291
00:18:41,732 --> 00:18:43,290
I've been better.

292
00:18:47,132 --> 00:18:48,201
Come here.

293
00:18:55,252 --> 00:18:56,048
Listen. . .

294
00:18:56,772 --> 00:18:59,684
. . .you deserve
so much better than him.

295
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:00,808
I mean, you. . .

296
00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:05,682
. . .you should be with a guy who knows
what he has when he has you.

297
00:19:09,652 --> 00:19:10,528
What?

298
00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:14,086
I'm so sick of guys!

299
00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:16,808
I don't want to look
at another guy.

300
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:19,088
I don't want to think
about another guy.

301
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,290
I don't even want
to be near another guy.

302
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,483
Ross, you're so great.

303
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:44,371
-Are you all right?
-Are you okay?

304
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,491
Medium.

305
00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:48,684
Any cookies left?

306
00:19:51,852 --> 00:19:52,887
See, Rach. . .

307
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:57,370
. . .I don't think swearing off guys
altogether is the answer.

308
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:02,043
What you need is to develop a more
sophisticated screening process.

309
00:20:03,532 --> 00:20:06,092
I just need to be
by myself for a while.

310
00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:08,004
I just gotta
figure out what I want.

311
00:20:10,572 --> 00:20:14,565
See, because not all guys out there
are gonna be a Paolo.

312
00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:16,490
No, I know. I know.

313
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:20,480
And I'm sure your little boy's
not gonna grow up to be one.

314
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:22,088
What?

315
00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:23,168
What?

316
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:27,401
I'm having a boy?

317
00:20:31,092 --> 00:20:33,925
No. In fact,
you're not having a boy.

318
00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:36,084
I'm having a boy.

319
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,601
Am I having a boy?

320
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,283
You're having a boy!

321
00:20:41,732 --> 00:20:42,926
I'm having a boy!

322
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,127
I'm having a boy!

323
00:20:44,332 --> 00:20:45,128
-What?
-What is it?

324
00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:46,367
I'm having a boy!

325
00:20:51,372 --> 00:20:52,930
We already knew that!

326
00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:57,685
I'm having a son.

327
00:21:06,972 --> 00:21:08,610
And that would be a shutdown!

328
00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:10,006
Shutout!

329
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:15,766
Where you guys going?
Come on, one more game!

330
00:21:15,972 --> 00:21:17,883
It's 2:30 in the morning.

331
00:21:18,132 --> 00:21:19,087
Get out!

332
00:21:19,492 --> 00:21:22,325
You guys are always hanging out
in my apartment.

333
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,927
Come on, I'll only use
my left hand.

334
00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:27,128
Come on, wussies!

335
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:32,888
All right! Okay!
I gotta go!

336
00:21:33,372 --> 00:21:34,487
I'm going.

337
00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:36,285
And I'm gone.

338
00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:39,888
One more game?

1
00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:56,961
Нет-нет, мы закончили!

2
00:01:00,492 --> 00:01:01,686
Эпизод с дюжиной лазаний.

3
00:01:45,052 --> 00:01:47,327
Тетя Сильв! Хватит орать!

4
00:01:47,572 --> 00:01:50,291
Если бы ты сказала
"вегетарианская лазанья",

5
00:01:50,492 --> 00:01:52,881
я бы приготовила
вегетарианскую лазанью.

6
00:01:54,332 --> 00:01:56,084
Да и мясо только в каждом третьем слое.

7
00:01:56,332 --> 00:01:57,890
Можно повыковыривать.

8
00:01:58,732 --> 00:02:01,610
Росс, ты правда прочел
все эти книжки о детях?

9
00:02:01,812 --> 00:02:05,725
Вы можете меня запихнуть в
матку любой женщины, без компаса

10
00:02:06,572 --> 00:02:08,528
и я оттуда выберусь вот так!

11
00:02:09,972 --> 00:02:11,007
Это здорово.

12
00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:14,608
Тут сказано, что в некоторых
странах люди едят плаценту.

13
00:02:17,092 --> 00:02:19,083
Так, с йогуртом закончили.

14
00:02:21,012 --> 00:02:21,808
Прости.

15
00:02:22,492 --> 00:02:25,723
Тетя Сильв, я сделала это из любезности.
Я не обслуживаю банкеты.

16
00:02:25,972 --> 00:02:28,566
И что мне теперь делать
с дюжиной лазаний?

17
00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,082
Замечательно, тетя Сильв.

18
00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,404
А потом ты этим ртом
целуешь дядю Фреда?

19
00:02:36,092 --> 00:02:37,525
Слушай, Росс.

20
00:02:37,772 --> 00:02:40,605
Ты знаешь, что сейчас твой ребенок
вот такой крохотный?

21
00:02:40,852 --> 00:02:42,968
Это твой ребенок.
"Пливет, папоцка".

22
00:02:43,652 --> 00:02:44,448
Привет.

23
00:02:45,212 --> 00:02:46,725
А поцему вы с мамоцкой не живете вместе?

24
00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,163
Почему мамоцка живет с другой тетей?

25
00:02:56,652 --> 00:02:58,370
А что такое "лесбиянка"?

26
00:03:03,692 --> 00:03:06,490
Милый, у тебя получится.
Поконос. По-ко-нос.

27
00:03:06,732 --> 00:03:10,122
Почти как "пока, нос".

28
00:03:11,972 --> 00:03:14,884
Пока, нос.

29
00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:25,491
Ты сказала "Поконос"?

30
00:03:25,732 --> 00:03:27,962
Да, моя сестра отдала нам
свое место на уикенд.

31
00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,480
Первая совместная поездка на уикенд.

32
00:03:30,692 --> 00:03:32,922
- Да, это большой шаг.
- Я знаю...

33
00:03:33,932 --> 00:03:35,365
Всего лишь уикенд.
Ничего особенного.

34
00:03:35,572 --> 00:03:38,132
Предполагалось, что
это будет чем-то мимолетным.

35
00:03:38,372 --> 00:03:39,885
Разве оно уже не должно было

36
00:03:40,452 --> 00:03:41,885
улететь мимо?

37
00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:44,524
Мы с ним давно миновали стадию
"мимолетности".

38
00:03:44,772 --> 00:03:48,481
Я сейчас испытываю такие чувства, о которых
читала только в книжках Даниелы Стил.

39
00:03:48,732 --> 00:03:51,690
Когда я с ним,
меня просто... просто...

40
00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,492
Тошнит.
Меня физически тошнит.

41
00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:58,888
И что мне делать? Позвонить
в иммиграционную службу?

42
00:03:59,732 --> 00:04:01,450
Я могу позвонить в иммиграционную службу.

43
00:04:07,692 --> 00:04:11,128
Я люблю деток, у них такие
крошечные башмачки,

44
00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:15,166
и такие крошечные пальчики,
и такие крошечные ручки...

45
00:04:15,412 --> 00:04:17,482
Сейчас же прекрати это раз

46
00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:18,568
и навсегда!

47
00:04:28,452 --> 00:04:29,885
Нам нужен новый стол.

48
00:04:30,572 --> 00:04:31,687
Ты так думаешь?

49
00:04:38,772 --> 00:04:41,047
- Заходи.
- Привет.

50
00:04:41,292 --> 00:04:42,407
Я принес книги

51
00:04:42,932 --> 00:04:45,287
и привет от Моники в виде лазаньи.

52
00:04:45,772 --> 00:04:46,887
Здорово!

53
00:04:47,332 --> 00:04:50,290
Она вегетарианская? А то Сьюзан не ест мясо.

54
00:04:52,332 --> 00:04:54,482
Я вполне уверен, что да.

55
00:04:56,412 --> 00:04:59,165
Сегодня я получила результаты амниографии.

56
00:04:59,372 --> 00:05:00,600
Рассказывай.
Все... ?

57
00:05:00,812 --> 00:05:02,165
В полном и абсолютном порядке.

58
00:05:02,372 --> 00:05:04,681
Это же замечательно! Замечательно!

59
00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:12,486
А когда вы с Сьюзан
познакомились с Хьюи Луисом?

60
00:05:12,732 --> 00:05:14,688
Это Таня, друг семьи.

61
00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:26,082
Понятно, Таня, друг семьи.

62
00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,765
Хочешь узнать - это он или она?

63
00:05:30,572 --> 00:05:31,766
Он или она?

64
00:05:33,852 --> 00:05:37,288
Мне и так трудно представлять
вас с Сьюзан вместе.

65
00:05:37,532 --> 00:05:39,807
А теперь - появляется еще и Таня непонятного пола...

66
00:05:42,532 --> 00:05:44,488
Про пол ребенка, Росс.

67
00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,041
А ты знаешь?

68
00:05:50,332 --> 00:05:51,890
А ты хочешь узнать?

69
00:05:52,212 --> 00:05:54,282
Я не хочу знать.
Совсем не хочу.

70
00:05:54,532 --> 00:05:57,205
Я думаю, ты не должен знать,
пока не посмотришь туда

71
00:05:57,452 --> 00:05:59,283
и увидишь: "А, вот и эта штучка!"

72
00:05:59,972 --> 00:06:01,291
или нет этой штучки.

73
00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:06,282
- Привет, Росс.
- Сьюзан.

74
00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,328
Ну и?

75
00:06:08,172 --> 00:06:09,366
Ты слышал?

76
00:06:09,572 --> 00:06:11,563
Да, мы слышали.
Все просто замечательно.

77
00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,240
Ой, как здорово!

78
00:06:15,532 --> 00:06:16,806
Правда, здорово!

79
00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:18,287
И мы знаем?

80
00:06:18,532 --> 00:06:21,285
Абсолютно.
У нас будет...

81
00:06:21,692 --> 00:06:22,522
Э-эй!

82
00:06:22,932 --> 00:06:25,366
Парень, который не хочет знать,
стоит прямо здесь.

83
00:06:27,332 --> 00:06:30,324
Будет тот, кто
мы думали будет?

84
00:06:36,732 --> 00:06:38,245
Что?

85
00:06:38,692 --> 00:06:39,920
Мы думали, это будет кто?

86
00:06:41,492 --> 00:06:43,687
Я не хочу знать.
Не хочу знать.

87
00:06:43,932 --> 00:06:45,729
Я, пожалуй, пойду.

88
00:06:46,252 --> 00:06:48,288
- Хорошо, спасибо за книги.
- Да чего там.

89
00:06:52,652 --> 00:06:53,767
Сьюзан.

90
00:06:58,972 --> 00:07:03,204
Кому сначала позвоним -
твоим родителям или Деб и Роне?

91
00:07:10,132 --> 00:07:12,088
Не важно.
Я не хочу знать.

92
00:07:13,532 --> 00:07:16,524
Значит, только из-за того, что это был
мой стол, я должен купить новый?

93
00:07:16,772 --> 00:07:17,568
Таковы правила.

94
00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,124
Какие правила?
Нет таких правил.

95
00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:22,771
В любом случае, ты мне должен стол.

96
00:07:23,132 --> 00:07:23,928
Это с чего бы это вдруг?

97
00:07:24,132 --> 00:07:26,009
С этим предметом мебели
все было в порядке

98
00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,931
до твоего маленького утреннего
приключения с Анжелой Дельвеккио.

99
00:07:29,772 --> 00:07:30,807
Ты об этом знал?

100
00:07:31,012 --> 00:07:34,448
Твои отпечатки на масле не
оставили места для полета фантазии.

101
00:07:35,972 --> 00:07:37,690
А может, скинемся?

102
00:07:38,732 --> 00:07:40,643
В смысле, купим вместе?

103
00:07:42,132 --> 00:07:43,690
Думаешь, мы к этому готовы?

104
00:07:45,092 --> 00:07:45,888
А почему нет?

105
00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:49,090
Это серьезное обязательство.
Что если кто-то из нас решит переехать?

106
00:07:50,172 --> 00:07:52,128
- Ты переезжаешь?
- Я не переезжаю.

107
00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,646
А если бы собирался, то сказал бы?

108
00:07:54,452 --> 00:07:59,048
- Просто мы с моим последним соседом...
- Опять ты про Кипа?

109
00:07:59,252 --> 00:08:02,289
Мы с ним купили хибати,
а потом он сбежал и женился

110
00:08:02,492 --> 00:08:03,368
и все закончилось мерзко.

111
00:08:04,372 --> 00:08:06,283
Позволь мне задать тебе вопрос.

112
00:08:06,572 --> 00:08:08,051
Кип был лучшим соседом, чем я?

113
00:08:09,052 --> 00:08:09,848
Перестань.

114
00:08:16,772 --> 00:08:18,649
У тебя в расписании
есть несколько изменений.

115
00:08:18,972 --> 00:08:22,009
Массаж с травами
перенесен с 4 на 4:30.

116
00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,130
А мисс Саммерфилд отменила
свой массаж шиацу на 5:30.

117
00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:26,481
Спасибо.

118
00:08:27,372 --> 00:08:28,646
А вот твой клиент на 3 часа.

119
00:08:28,852 --> 00:08:31,525
Не хочу показаться
непрофессиональной, но... ням-ням!

120
00:08:36,572 --> 00:08:39,291
Паоло! Привет.
Что ты здесь делаешь?

121
00:08:41,332 --> 00:08:44,608
Ракела сказать мне, ты...

122
00:08:45,332 --> 00:08:46,162
массаж?

123
00:08:46,732 --> 00:08:48,927
Ну да, Ракела права.

124
00:08:54,972 --> 00:08:56,963
Не знаю, что ты сейчас сказал,
поэтому давай-ка начнем.

125
00:08:59,532 --> 00:09:00,567
Я есть...

126
00:09:01,572 --> 00:09:03,449
голый?

127
00:09:03,732 --> 00:09:04,960
Как хочешь.

128
00:09:05,172 --> 00:09:07,367
Некоторые предпочитают снять...

129
00:09:09,372 --> 00:09:10,521
Ой! Ты и есть голый!

130
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,924
Поверить не могу, что ты не хочешь знать.
Я бы не смогла не знать.

131
00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:18,642
Если врач знает, и Кэрол
знает, и Сьюзан знает...

132
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,722
И Моника знает.

133
00:09:21,772 --> 00:09:23,091
Как ты могла?
Даже не знаю.

134
00:09:23,332 --> 00:09:25,129
Кэрол позвонила, чтобы
поблагодарить за лазанью.

135
00:09:25,372 --> 00:09:26,885
Я спросила. Она сказала.

136
00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:28,605
Так кто же будет?

137
00:09:31,732 --> 00:09:33,450
Класс! Теперь он знает,
а я не знаю.

138
00:09:33,652 --> 00:09:35,882
Прости. Я волнуюсь,
ведь я буду тетей.

139
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Или дядей.

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Превосходно!

141
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В чем дело?

142
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Ни в чем. Прости.
Я просто, я немного не в себе.

143
00:09:53,132 --> 00:09:55,123
Можно нам капуччино?

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Минутку! Сейчас принесу.

145
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Магазин столов закрывается в 7. Пошли.

146
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Хорошо.

147
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Что такое?

148
00:10:08,532 --> 00:10:09,408
Вы ведь знаете Паоло?

149
00:10:09,612 --> 00:10:11,921
Я знаком с его деятельностью.

150
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,406
Он приставал ко мне.

151
00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:17,561
- Магазин работает и завтра.
- Еще кофе.

152
00:10:24,932 --> 00:10:26,206
Что случилось?

153
00:10:26,452 --> 00:10:28,124
Он пришел на массаж..

154
00:10:28,372 --> 00:10:30,283
... и все было хорошо, пока...

155
00:10:34,492 --> 00:10:35,288
Боже мой!

156
00:10:35,532 --> 00:10:36,601
Ты уверена?

157
00:10:37,732 --> 00:10:38,881
Ха, еще как.

158
00:10:43,572 --> 00:10:47,281
И вдруг его руки
перестали быть проблемой.

159
00:10:51,332 --> 00:10:52,128
А он ...?

160
00:10:52,372 --> 00:10:54,886
Бойскауты могли бы
палатку натянуть.

161
00:10:56,932 --> 00:10:58,411
"У" что?

162
00:10:58,652 --> 00:10:59,687
--ма Турман.

163
00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,883
- Актриса!
- Ума Турман.

164
00:11:03,252 --> 00:11:04,048
Спасибо, Рэйч.

165
00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,850
- И что ты будешь делать?
- Ты должна ей сказать.

166
00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:11,481
Ты обязана! Это твой моральный
долг как подруги,

167
00:11:11,732 --> 00:11:13,324
как женщины.
Это вопрос феминизма.

168
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:15,085
Правда же, ребята?

169
00:11:15,332 --> 00:11:17,004
Да, ты должна ей сказать.

170
00:11:17,252 --> 00:11:18,571
Вопрос феминизма?
Я бы тоже так сказал.

171
00:11:20,532 --> 00:11:21,726
Она будет меня ненавидеть!

172
00:11:30,572 --> 00:11:32,528
А может, просто выберешь?
Просто выбери какой-нибудь.

173
00:11:32,772 --> 00:11:34,046
Хорошо, как насчет этого?

174
00:11:34,772 --> 00:11:36,683
Это мебель для веранды.

175
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:37,968
И что?

176
00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:41,448
Люди войдут и подумают:
"Хм, я снова на улице".

177
00:11:41,652 --> 00:11:42,687
Замечательно.

178
00:11:43,252 --> 00:11:44,890
Как насчет птичек?

179
00:11:46,252 --> 00:11:47,731
Не знаю.
Просто птички не говорят:

180
00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:50,611
"Привет, присаживайтесь. Съешьте что-нибудь".

181
00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,085
Выбирай ты.

182
00:11:53,332 --> 00:11:54,606
Как насчет божьих коровок?

183
00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:58,811
Значит, птички нам не подходят, а вот здоровые красные
насекомые вдохновляют на приятный прием пищи.

184
00:11:59,012 --> 00:12:01,162
Замечательно! Ты хочешь с птичками?
Бери с птичками.

185
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,090
Нет, не так. Так я не могу.

186
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,520
А Кипу птички бы понравились.

187
00:12:18,852 --> 00:12:19,728
Привет, Фибс.

188
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:21,082
Ты съезжаешь?

189
00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:23,288
Нет, эти чемоданы не все мои.

190
00:12:23,532 --> 00:12:24,885
Вот этот - Паоло

191
00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,284
Рэйчел, мы можем минутку поговорить?

192
00:12:31,572 --> 00:12:32,368
Конечно.

193
00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:34,881
Только минутку, а то Паоло скоро придет.

194
00:12:46,652 --> 00:12:49,803
Мы знаем друг друга не так уж давно.

195
00:12:50,012 --> 00:12:51,968
Ты должна знать обо мне три вещи.

196
00:12:52,492 --> 00:12:55,404
Первое, мои друзья - самое главное в моей жизни.

197
00:12:56,772 --> 00:12:58,490
Второе, я никогда не вру.

198
00:12:59,292 --> 00:13:02,807
И третье, я лучше всех в мире
пеку овсяное печенье с изюмом.

199
00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:08,208
Спасибо, Фибс.

200
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,765
О господи!

201
00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:18,008
Почему я никогда не пробовала их раньше?

202
00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:21,921
Я делаю их не так уж часто, чтобы не быть
несправедливой по отношению к другим печеньям.

203
00:13:28,772 --> 00:13:31,730
Ты права. Это лучшее овсяное печенье с изюмом.

204
00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:33,411
Что доказывает то, что я никогда не вру.

205
00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,330
Наверное, нет.

206
00:13:35,852 --> 00:13:37,171
Паоло приставал ко мне.

207
00:13:40,372 --> 00:13:41,691
Ну, что скажете?

208
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:44,287
В жизни не видел стола красивее!

209
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,362
Знаю!

210
00:13:45,772 --> 00:13:48,730
А тарелки будут балансировать
на этих крохотных головках?

211
00:13:48,972 --> 00:13:50,451
Да какая разница?
Будем есть на кухне возле раковины.

212
00:13:50,652 --> 00:13:51,448
Давайте поиграем!

213
00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:54,727
Росс, внимание.

214
00:13:55,372 --> 00:13:56,202
Гол!

215
00:13:56,452 --> 00:13:57,601
Вы в пролете.

216
00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:01,880
С тобой все хорошо?

217
00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:06,081
Молока хочу.

218
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:09,726
У меня есть молоко.

219
00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:15,888
Вот.

220
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:24,968
Лучше?

221
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,086
Я чувствую себя такой дурой!

222
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,728
Помнишь, как я недавно
разговаривала с вами,

223
00:14:35,972 --> 00:14:39,328
вся такая: "О, Паоло!
Он такой замечательный!

224
00:14:39,572 --> 00:14:41,085
С ним мне так...".

225
00:14:41,972 --> 00:14:43,087
О господи!

226
00:14:43,692 --> 00:14:45,205
Мне так стыдно!

227
00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:47,130
Это мне стыдно.

228
00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:48,646
Он же ко мне приставал.

229
00:14:48,852 --> 00:14:50,410
Фиби, это из-за меня.

230
00:14:50,612 --> 00:14:52,330
Если бы я его не встретила,
это никогда бы...

231
00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:54,568
- Извини меня.
- Нет, ты меня извини.

232
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,202
Стой!

233
00:14:57,572 --> 00:14:59,688
- А чего это мы извиняемся?
- Не знаю.

234
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,843
Правильно. Он свинья.

235
00:15:02,052 --> 00:15:04,691
- Такая свинья!
- Боже, какая же он свинья!

236
00:15:04,892 --> 00:15:08,202
Он такая огромная отвратительная свинья...

237
00:15:08,452 --> 00:15:10,647
- Боров!
- Да, точно!

238
00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:16,211
Но он был мой боров!

239
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,922
Как же я этого не видела?

240
00:15:22,412 --> 00:15:23,527
Я знаю!

241
00:15:26,572 --> 00:15:27,766
Потому что он

242
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,925
красавчик.

243
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,685
И еще обаятельный.

244
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,400
А когда он на тебя смотрит...

245
00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:35,522
Хватит!

246
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,282
Господи!

247
00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:43,288
Может, мне не надо было тебе говорить?

248
00:15:44,052 --> 00:15:47,249
Поверь мне, гораздо лучше,
что я об этом знаю.

249
00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:54,166
Просто мне больше нравится, как было раньше.
Так было лучше.

250
00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:11,446
Думаю, она перенесла это довольно хорошо.

251
00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:14,043
Паоло как раз уходит, так что ...

252
00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:16,083
Нам надо пойти и посмотреть,
в порядке ли она.

253
00:16:16,332 --> 00:16:18,482
Одну секундочку.

254
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,608
Гол!

255
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,165
Игра! Наша!

256
00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:25,122
Идем.

257
00:16:28,132 --> 00:16:29,770
Похоже, что мы надрали
вам задницы.

258
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:30,927
Это она надрала нам задницы.

259
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,845
А ты мог бы получить место
в олимпийской сборной по "Стой и смотри".

260
00:16:34,252 --> 00:16:35,367
Давайте. Двое на одного.

261
00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:38,086
Ты почему еще здесь?
Она только что его бросила.

262
00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:39,645
Самое время для тебя ухватить ее.

263
00:16:41,092 --> 00:16:41,888
Что, сейчас?

264
00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:44,121
Прямо сейчас и хватай.

265
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:47,682
Когда Паоло выйдет оттуда, ты должен быть
первым парнем, которого она увидит.

266
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,282
Она должна понять, что у
тебя есть все, чего нет у него.

267
00:16:50,532 --> 00:16:52,488
Ты вроде как анти-Паоло.

268
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:56,044
Мой друг-католик прав.

269
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:58,483
Она без ума от горя.
Ты должен быть там с ней.

270
00:16:58,732 --> 00:17:01,724
Ты соберешь все осколки
и затем проводишь ее

271
00:17:01,972 --> 00:17:04,691
в эру Росса.

272
00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:13,805
Подожди! Послушай!

273
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:18,649
- Как идут дела?
- Не смотри.

274
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:21,207
Она закончила выбрасывать
его одежду с балкона.

275
00:17:21,412 --> 00:17:23,528
Теперь только жестикуляция
и махание руками.

276
00:17:23,812 --> 00:17:27,248
Это либо "как ты мог?",
либо "огромная грудь".

277
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:29,928
Вот он идет.

278
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,080
Я ...

279
00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:44,091
говорить до свидания.

280
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,081
Ладно, пока.

281
00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:52,564
Я ненавижу тебя за то,
что ты сделал с Рэйчел.

282
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,490
Но у меня все еще осталось 5 штук,

283
00:17:54,732 --> 00:17:57,121
так что разогревай при 375 градусах,
пока сыр не начнет пузыриться.

284
00:18:01,972 --> 00:18:03,291
Я лишь хотел сказать тебе,

285
00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:06,922
и думаю, что выражу
общее мнение, если скажу...

286
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:14,891
Только посмотри на нее.

287
00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:17,885
Ребята, я думаю только один
из нас должен пойти туда,

288
00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:19,923
- чтобы не слишком давить на нее.
- Правильно.

289
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,088
И думаю, это должен быть я.

290
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:39,048
Ты в порядке?

291
00:18:41,732 --> 00:18:43,290
Бывало и лучше.

292
00:18:47,132 --> 00:18:48,201
Иди сюда.

293
00:18:55,252 --> 00:18:56,048
Послушай ...

294
00:18:56,772 --> 00:18:59,684
ты заслуживаешь намного
лучшего парня, чем он.

295
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:00,808
Я имею в виду, что ты...

296
00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:05,682
ты должна быть с парнем, который понимает,
как ему повезло, что ты у него есть.

297
00:19:09,652 --> 00:19:10,528
Что?

298
00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:14,086
Я так устала от парней!

299
00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:16,808
Видеть их не хочу.

300
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:19,088
Думать о них не хочу.

301
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,290
Даже рядом быть с ними не хочу.

302
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,483
Росс, ты такой замечательный.

303
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:44,371
- Ты в порядке?
- Ты как?

304
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,491
Средненько.

305
00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:48,684
Печеньки остались?

306
00:19:51,852 --> 00:19:52,887
Слушай, Рэйч,

307
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:57,370
я думаю, что полностью завязать
с парнями - это не выход.

308
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:02,043
Тебе просто нужно более скрупулезно
относиться к процессу отбора.

309
00:20:03,532 --> 00:20:06,092
Какое-то время мне просто
нужно побыть одной.

310
00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:08,004
Мне нужно понять, чего я хочу.

311
00:20:10,572 --> 00:20:14,565
Послушай, ведь не все другие
парни будут такими как Паоло.

312
00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:16,490
Нет, я знаю. Я знаю.

313
00:20:16,692 --> 00:20:20,480
И я уверена, что твой сын
не вырастет таким.

314
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:22,088
Что?

315
00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:23,168
Что?

316
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:27,401
У меня будет сын?

317
00:20:31,092 --> 00:20:33,925
Нет. На самом деле,
у тебя не сын.

318
00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:36,084
У меня будет сын.

319
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,601
У меня будет сын?

320
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,283
У тебя будет сын!

321
00:20:41,732 --> 00:20:42,926
У меня будет сын!

322
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,127
У меня будет сын!

323
00:20:44,332 --> 00:20:45,128
- Что?
- Что такое?

324
00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:46,367
У меня будет сын!

325
00:20:51,372 --> 00:20:52,930
Да мы уже знаем!

326
00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:57,685
У меня будет сын.

327
00:21:06,972 --> 00:21:08,610
А вот это контрольный!

328
00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:10,006
Замолчи!

329
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:15,766
Вы куда собрались?
Давайте, еще одну игру!

330
00:21:15,972 --> 00:21:17,883
Сейчас 2:30 утра.

331
00:21:18,132 --> 00:21:19,087
Убирайся!

332
00:21:19,492 --> 00:21:22,325
Вы постоянно тусуетесь
в моей квартире.

333
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,927
Ну давайте. Я буду играть
только одной рукой.

334
00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:27,128
Давайте, слабаки!

335
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:32,888
Ладно! Поняла! Мне пора!

336
00:21:33,372 --> 00:21:34,487
Я ухожу.

337
00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:36,285
И я ушла.

338
00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:39,888
Еще разок?

 

 
 
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