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I'm teIIing you, she wants you.

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She bareIy knows me.
We just Iive in the same buiIding.

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Any contact?

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She lent me an egg once.

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You're in!

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Oh, right.

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Come on. You gotta get back
in the game here.

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The Rachel thing's not happening,
your ex-wife's a lesbian, you. . . .

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I don't think we need a third.

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Excuse me. Could we get an egg
still in the shell?

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An egg?

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Go up to her and say, ''Here's your
egg back. I'm returning your egg. ''

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I think it's winning!

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I think it's insane.

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She'll love it!

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-Thank you.
-Thank you. Here.

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Go with the egg, my friend.

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Go, go, go!

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-Think it'll work?
-It's suicide. The man's got an egg.

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The One With the Candy Hearts

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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.

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-You cannot do this.
-What? Do what?

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Roger wants to take her out.

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No! Pheebs! Don't you remember
why you dumped the guy?

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Because he was creepy.

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And mean. And a little frightening.

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Still, it's nice to have
a date on Valentine's Day!

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You can go out with a creep
any night of the year.

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I know I do.

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What are you doing tomorrow night?

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Actually, tomorrow night
depends on how tonight goes.

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-Listen, about tonight--
-Don't you dare bail on me!

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She's only going out with me because
I'm bringing a friend for her friend.

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But her friend sounds like such a--

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Pathetic mess. I know, but. . . .

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Come on, man, she's needy,
she's vulnerable.

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I'm thinking. . . .

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Thanks.

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You haven't been out with a woman
since Janice. You're doing this.

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She said yes.

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Way to go, man!

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Still got the egg, huh?

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How do I look?

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I don't care.

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There's Lorraine.

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Now, remember, no trading.

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You get the pretty one.
I get the mess.

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Well, well!

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Look what you brought!

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Very nice.

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And what did you bring?

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She's checking her coat.

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I'm gonna go wash the cab smell
off of my hands.

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Will you get me a white zinfandel
and a glass of red for Janice?

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Janice?

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Oh. . .

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. . .my. . .

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. . .God!

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Hey, it's Janice!

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I'm making a break for it!
I'm going out the window!

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No, don't, please! I've been waiting
for forever to go out with Lorraine!

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-Just calm down.
-Calm down? Calm down?

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You set me up with a woman I've dumped
twice in the last five months!

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Can you stop yelling?
You're making me nervous. . .

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. . .and I can't go when I'm nervous.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right.

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Come on! Do it, do it, do it!
Come on!

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Okay, Roger was creepy, but he was
nothing compared to Pete Carney.

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-Which one was he?
-Pete the Weeper?

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Remember the guy that used to cry
every time we had sex?

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''Oh, was it good for you?''

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Well, I'd take a little crying
any day over Howard, the ''I win'' guy!

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''I win! I win! ''

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I went out with him for
two months. I didn't get to win once!

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How do we end up with these jerks?
We're good people.

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I don't know. I think we're like
some kind of magnets.

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I know I am. That's why I can't
wear a digital watch.

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There's more beer, right?

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Oh! You know my friend Abby
who shaves her head?

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She says to break the
bad-boyfriend cycle. . .

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. . .you can do a cleansing ritual.

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Pheebs, this woman
is voluntarily bald.

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So we can do it
tomorrow night, you guys.

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It's Valentine's Day.
It's perfect.

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Okay, well, what kind of ritual?

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Okay, we can burn the stuff
they gave us.

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Or. . .?

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Or we can chant and dance
around naked, you know, with sticks.

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Burning's good.

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I've got stuff to burn.

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You know. . .

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. . .ever since I was little, I've been
able to pick up quarters with my toes.

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Yeah?

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Good for you.

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Quarters or rolls of quarters?

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By the way, Chandler,
I cut you out of all of my pictures.

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So if you want, I have a bag
with just your heads.

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That's okay.

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Are you sure? Because you
could make little puppets out of them.

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And you could use them in your
Theater of Cruelty!

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We can't do that!

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What? What can't you do?

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Can I talk to you for a second?
Over there?

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We might be leaving now.

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Say it's you and me ''we. ''

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She said she wants to slather my body
with stuff and then lick it off.

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I'm not even sure what slathering is!

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But I definitely want to be
a part of it!

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Okay, you cannot do this to me.

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You're right. I'm sorry.
You're right.

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Can we have three chocolate mousses
to go, please?

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I'm out of here.

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Here's my credit card.
Dinner's on me. I'm sorry.

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I hope she throws up on you.

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Thanks.

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So. . . .

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Just us.

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What a crappy night!

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Though I've enjoyed the fact that
your shirt's been sticking out. . .

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. . .of your zipper since you
came back from the bathroom.

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Excuse me.

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How you doing?

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So do we have the best friends,
or what?

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Joey's not a friend. He's. . .

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. . .a stupid man who left us
his credit card.

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Another drink? Some dessert?
A big-screen TV?

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I will go for that drink.

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You got it. Good woman!

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A bottle of your
most overpriced champagne.

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Each.

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That's right. Each.

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And a rob roy.

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I've always wanted to know.

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Happy Valentine's Day!

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Oh, I miss you already.

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Can you believe this happened?

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No, no!

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And yet it did.

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-Goodbye, Janice.
-Kiss me!

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Oh, Chandler. Sorry.

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Oh, Chandler. Sorry!

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Hey, Janice.

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Hi, Monica.

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Okay. Well, this was very special.

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Rach, come see who's out here!

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What's going on--?
Oh, my God!

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Janice! Hi!

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Janice is gonna go away now!

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I'll be right back.

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Joey! Look who it is!

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Oh, good! Joey's home now!

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This is so much fun!

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This is like a reunion in the hall!

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Hi, Ross. There's someone
I want you to say hi to.

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He just happened to call.

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Hello, Ross. Yes, that's right!
It's me! How did you know?

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I'm just saying if dogs
do experience jet lag, then. . .

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. . .because of the whole seven-dog-
years-to-one-human-year thing. . .

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. . .that when a dog flies
from New York to Los Angeles. . .

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. . .he doesn't just lose three hours,
he loses, like, a week and a half!

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That's funny!

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Who are they?

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The blond is my ex-wife.

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And the woman touching her is her. . .

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. . .close personal friend.

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You mean they're lovers?

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If you want to put a label on it.

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-Anything else I should know?
-Nope. That's it.

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Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.

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I always forget that part.

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Hello!

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Okay. So now we need sage branches
and the sacramental wine.

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All I had is oregano and a Fresca.

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That's okay!

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All right. Now we need the semen
of a righteous man.

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If we had that, we wouldn't be doing
the ritual in the first place.

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Can we start throwing things in?

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Yeah, okay!

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Okay. Barry's letters.

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Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.

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And I have the receipt
from my dinner with--

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-A picture of Scotty Jared, naked!
-Let me see!

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He's wearing a sweater.

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Okay, and here we have
the last of Paolo's grappa.

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Wait! Isn't it almost pure--

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How can I dump this woman
on Valentine's Day?

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I don't know.
You dumped her on New Year's.

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Oh, man! In my next life
I'm coming back as a toilet brush.

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Hello, funny valentine!

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Hi, just Janice.

191
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Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker.

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I could just kiss you all over
and I'm gonna!

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If you don't do it, I will.

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So what do you do for a living?

195
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Well, for the past few years,
I've been. . . .

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You said they could
shoot the spot without you.

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I thought they could!

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--working with children,
which is really fulfilling.

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I'll try to get back
as soon as I can. I'm sorry.

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00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:23,047
So I'm spending most
of my time teaching science. . .

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. . .which is funny because
that wasn't even my major.

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Now, that is funny!

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Hey, do you think--

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Would it be too weird if I invited
Carol over to join us?

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Because she's alone now.

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And pregnant. And sad.

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-I guess.
-Are you sure?

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Thanks. Carol!

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Wanna come over and join us?

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Oh, no. I'm fine.

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Come on, stand up. These people
will scooch down.

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Come over here.
You guys will scooch, won't you?

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00:15:07,936 --> 00:15:10,734
Let's try scooching! Come on!

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-Come on.
-Thank you.

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Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willet.

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Carol, Kristen.

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How do you do?

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Carol teaches sixth grade.

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And Kristen. . . .

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Kristen does something. . .

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. . .that, funnily enough. . .

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. . .wasn't even her major!

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What do we got there?

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A piece of silk boxer shorts. . .

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. . .some greeting cards. . .

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. . .what looks like a
half-charred picture of. . . .

227
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Wow! That guy's hairier
than the chief!

228
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You know, it's a really funny story
how this happened.

229
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It's all right. Don't explain.

230
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It's not the first boyfriend bonfire
to get out of control.

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-You're our third call tonight.
-Really?

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Sure. Valentine's is our
busiest night of the year!

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I brought you something.

234
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Is it loaded?

235
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Oh, little candy hearts!

236
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''Chan and Jan forever! ''

237
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I had them made special.

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Okay, Janice.

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Janice.

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Hey, Janice.

241
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There's no way for me
to tell you this.

242
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At least, no new way
for me to tell you this.

243
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I just don't think things
are gonna work out.

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That's fine.

245
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It is?

246
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Because I know that this
isn't the end.

247
00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:13,571
Oh, no. You see, actually, it is.

248
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:16,535
No, it isn't. Because you
won't let that happen.

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00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:18,175
Don't you know it yet?

250
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,453
You love me, Chandler Bing!

251
00:17:25,496 --> 00:17:27,009
Oh, no, I don't.

252
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:30,375
Then why do you think
we keep ending up together?

253
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,368
New Year's, who invited who?

254
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,369
Valentine's, who asked who
into whose bed?

255
00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:36,446
I did, but--

256
00:17:36,696 --> 00:17:37,924
You seek me out!

257
00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:43,091
Something deep in your soul
calls out to me like a foghorn!

258
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:47,045
Janice! Janice!

259
00:17:47,336 --> 00:17:49,531
You want me! You need me!

260
00:17:49,816 --> 00:17:52,853
You can't live without me!

261
00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:54,655
And you know it!

262
00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:58,725
You just don't know you know it.

263
00:18:02,976 --> 00:18:04,011
See you.

264
00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:11,845
Call me!

265
00:18:20,096 --> 00:18:23,930
It's not true. I never called
your mother a wolverine.

266
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,570
You did so. I swear.
I swear to--

267
00:18:30,336 --> 00:18:32,611
How long has she been in the bathroom?

268
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:36,533
I don't think she's in the bathroom.
Her coat is gone.

269
00:18:36,856 --> 00:18:38,767
Well, maybe it's cold in there.

270
00:18:41,096 --> 00:18:44,133
Maybe I screwed up the first date
I had in nine years.

271
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,765
-That could be it.
-Oh, God.

272
00:18:48,016 --> 00:18:50,325
You know, this is still pretty hot.

273
00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:55,931
Mushroom.

274
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,371
Smile.

275
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:03,130
They won't all be like this.
Some might even stay through dinner.

276
00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:06,496
-I'm sorry. That's not funny.
-No, it's just. . . .

277
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:10,572
Well, you know the whole
getting-on-with-your-life thing?

278
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,772
Well, do I have to?

279
00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:17,846
I mean, well, I'm sitting here
with this cute woman. . .

280
00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:20,052
. . .and she's perfectly nice,
you know?

281
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:22,093
But there's. . . .

282
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,405
That's it.

283
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:30,126
And then I'm here talking to you,
and it's easy and it's fun.

284
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:32,731
And I don't have to. . . .

285
00:19:33,136 --> 00:19:34,649
-I know.
-You know?

286
00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:40,527
Here's a wacky thought.

287
00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:44,728
Let's say you and I give it
another shot.

288
00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:47,806
I know what you're gonna say.
You're a lesbian.

289
00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:54,532
But what do you say we just
put that aside for now, you know?

290
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,165
Let's just stick a pin in it, okay?

291
00:19:57,416 --> 00:20:00,169
Because we're great together,
you know?

292
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,372
You can't deny it.

293
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,651
And besides, you're carrying my baby.

294
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:08,535
I mean, how perfect is that?

295
00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:11,734
You keep saying that,
but there's something right here.

296
00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:12,732
I love you.

297
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:22,368
I love you too.

298
00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:25,574
-But--
-No ''but. '' No ''but. ''

299
00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:30,533
You know that thing they
put over here with the pin in it?

300
00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:35,804
It's time to take the pin out.

301
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:45,770
You'll find someone, I know you will.
The right woman is waiting for you.

302
00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:48,735
It's easy for you to say.
You found one already.

303
00:20:51,136 --> 00:20:53,889
All you need is a woman who likes men
and you'll be set.

304
00:20:57,976 --> 00:20:59,125
Not her.

305
00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:12,729
We get off around midnight.
Why don't we pick you up then?

306
00:21:14,616 --> 00:21:17,130
So will you bring the truck?

307
00:21:19,536 --> 00:21:21,527
I'll even let you ring the bell.

308
00:21:22,096 --> 00:21:24,929
-We'll see you later.
-Bye! See you later!

309
00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:26,774
Thanks. See you.

310
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:28,210
Oh, my God!

311
00:21:29,296 --> 00:21:30,934
See, there you go.

312
00:21:31,176 --> 00:21:33,451
-The cleansing worked.
-You're right!

313
00:21:33,696 --> 00:21:35,095
They're nice guys!

314
00:21:35,496 --> 00:21:37,612
They're firemen guys!

315
00:21:39,176 --> 00:21:40,768
-You tell them you're married?
-No way!

316
00:21:41,016 --> 00:21:43,735
My girlfriend doesn't know.
I'm not gonna tell them!

1
00:00:03,416 --> 00:00:05,372
Я тебе говорю, она хочет тебя.

2
00:00:05,616 --> 00:00:08,255
Она едва меня знает
Мы просто живем в одном доме.

3
00:00:08,496 --> 00:00:09,292
Контакты были?

4
00:00:09,496 --> 00:00:10,724
Она мне однажды одолжила яйцо.

5
00:00:10,936 --> 00:00:12,085
Ты в игре!

6
00:00:13,136 --> 00:00:14,615
Да, точно.

7
00:00:22,416 --> 00:00:24,976
Да ладно. Тебе нужно сейчас
вернуться на поле.

8
00:00:25,216 --> 00:00:29,175
С Рэйчел ничего не получается.
Твоя бывшая жена лесбиянка, ты...

9
00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:31,893
Наверное, этого уже хватит.

10
00:00:32,136 --> 00:00:35,208
Простите, можно яйцо в скорлупе?

11
00:00:35,616 --> 00:00:36,412
Яйцо?

12
00:00:36,656 --> 00:00:41,332
Подойди и скажи " Это твое яйцо.
Я возвращаю тебе яйцо"

13
00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:43,454
Я думаю, это беспроигрышный вариант.

14
00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,371
Я думаю, это безумие.

15
00:00:45,616 --> 00:00:46,412
Ей понравится!

16
00:00:47,816 --> 00:00:50,410
- Спасибо.
- Спасибо. Держи.

17
00:00:53,496 --> 00:00:55,293
Ступай с яйцом, мой друг.

18
00:00:57,616 --> 00:00:59,891
Давай, давай, давай!

19
00:01:01,816 --> 00:01:04,933
- Думаешь сработает?
- Это самоубийство. Мужик с яйцом.

20
00:01:05,496 --> 00:01:07,532
Эпизод с шоколадными сердечками.

21
00:01:53,616 --> 00:01:55,607
- Тебе нельзя этого делать
- Что? Что делать?

22
00:01:55,856 --> 00:01:57,335
Роджер приглашает ее на свидание.

23
00:01:57,536 --> 00:02:00,448
Нeт! Фиби! Ты забыла, почему
ты бросила этого парня?

24
00:02:01,096 --> 00:02:02,529
Потому что он жутковатый.

25
00:02:03,496 --> 00:02:05,327
И вредный.
И немного пугающий.

26
00:02:05,576 --> 00:02:08,010
Но все-таки приятно пойти на свидание
в День Святого Валентина.

27
00:02:10,376 --> 00:02:12,890
Ты можешь пойти на свидание
с жутковатым парнем в любой день.

28
00:02:13,536 --> 00:02:14,764
Я, например, могу.

29
00:02:18,176 --> 00:02:19,734
Что ты делаешь завтра вечером?

30
00:02:19,936 --> 00:02:22,734
Вообще-то, завтрашний вечер зависит
от того, как пройдет сегодняшний.

31
00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,366
- Послушай, насчет сегодня...
- Даже не думай!

32
00:02:26,616 --> 00:02:29,926
Она идет со мной только из-за того,
что я привожу парня для ее подруги.

33
00:02:30,136 --> 00:02:31,933
Но слова "ее подруга" подразумевают, что это будет...

34
00:02:32,176 --> 00:02:34,292
Жалкое зрелище, я знаю, но...

35
00:02:34,816 --> 00:02:37,330
Ладно, мужик. Она несчастна,
она уязвима.

36
00:02:37,536 --> 00:02:39,128
Похоже на...

37
00:02:43,816 --> 00:02:44,646
Спасибо.

38
00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:49,211
Ты не был с женщиной со времен
Дженис. Ты идешь со мной.

39
00:02:52,176 --> 00:02:53,325
Она сказала "да".

40
00:02:54,016 --> 00:02:55,654
Так держать, чувак"

41
00:02:57,016 --> 00:02:58,927
Яйцо все еще у тебя?

42
00:03:11,896 --> 00:03:12,885
Как я выгляжу?

43
00:03:14,216 --> 00:03:15,535
Мне все равно.

44
00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,451
Это Лорейн.

45
00:03:20,696 --> 00:03:22,368
Так, и меняться не будем.

46
00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:24,811
Ты берешь красавицу,
мне достается убожище.

47
00:03:29,616 --> 00:03:31,095
Так, так!

48
00:03:31,296 --> 00:03:32,854
Посмотрим, кого ты привел!

49
00:03:33,096 --> 00:03:34,495
Очень мило.

50
00:03:35,536 --> 00:03:37,367
А что привела ты?

51
00:03:39,016 --> 00:03:40,654
Она сдает пальто в гардероб.

52
00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:44,047
Я пойду в дамскую комнату
и смою запах такси со своих рук.

53
00:03:44,296 --> 00:03:47,925
Не возьмешь мне белого калифорнийского,
и бокал красного для Дженис?

54
00:03:52,616 --> 00:03:53,446
Дженис?

55
00:03:58,016 --> 00:03:59,165
Бог...

56
00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:00,565
ты...

57
00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:01,965
... мой!

58
00:04:05,816 --> 00:04:07,408
Надо же - Дженис!

59
00:04:13,816 --> 00:04:16,250
Я положу этому конец.
Я сбегу через окно.

60
00:04:16,496 --> 00:04:20,933
Нет, нет, пожалуйста! Я так долго
ждал этого свидания с Лорейн!

61
00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,252
- Просто успокойся.
- Успокойся?

62
00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:27,330
Ты мне устроил свидание с женщиной, которую
я бросал дважды за последние пять месяцев.

63
00:04:28,576 --> 00:04:31,966
Ты можешь перестать орать?
Ты меня заставляешь нервничать...

64
00:04:35,216 --> 00:04:37,332
а когда я нервничаю, у меня не получается.

65
00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:39,932
Прости. Прости, ты прав.

66
00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,733
Давай! Делай это,
делай это! Немедленно!

67
00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:51,925
Хорошо, может, Роджер и противный, но
он и рядом не стоял с Питом Карни.

68
00:04:52,176 --> 00:04:53,973
- Это кто?
- Пит-плакса?

69
00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:57,731
Помните парня, который плакал
каждый раз во время секса?

70
00:04:58,216 --> 00:05:00,605
"О, тебе было хорошо?"

71
00:05:02,656 --> 00:05:06,729
Ну, никакой плакса не переплюнет
Говарда, парня "Я выиграл".

72
00:05:06,936 --> 00:05:08,927
" Я выиграл! Я выиграл!"

73
00:05:10,296 --> 00:05:13,527
Я встречалась с ним 2 месяца.
И ни разу не дошла до выигрыша!

74
00:05:14,136 --> 00:05:17,367
Как бы нам избавится от этих придурков?
Мы же хорошие люди.

75
00:05:17,616 --> 00:05:20,335
Не знаю. Мне кажется,
что мы какие-то магниты.

76
00:05:20,576 --> 00:05:23,932
Я точно магнит. Поэтому и не могу
носить электронные часы.

77
00:05:26,816 --> 00:05:28,613
Выпила много пива?

78
00:05:30,616 --> 00:05:33,653
А вы помните мою подругу Эбби,
ту, что бреет голову?

79
00:05:35,176 --> 00:05:37,770
Она говорит, чтобы разорвать
кольцо парней-неудачников,

80
00:05:38,016 --> 00:05:40,211
нужно провести ритуал очищения.

81
00:05:42,816 --> 00:05:46,286
Фибс, эта девушка добровольно
стрижется наголо.

82
00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,130
Давайте завтра вечером
его и проведем.

83
00:05:52,376 --> 00:05:54,128
На День Валентина.
Это идеальный день.

84
00:05:54,616 --> 00:05:56,652
Хорошо, что из себя представляет ритуал?

85
00:05:56,896 --> 00:06:00,775
Мы можем сжечь
их подарки.

86
00:06:01,816 --> 00:06:03,215
Или..?

87
00:06:03,456 --> 00:06:08,052
Или мы можем нараспев читать заклинания и
танцевать по кругу голышом, ну знаете, с метлами.

88
00:06:11,136 --> 00:06:12,205
Сжечь - это хорошо.

89
00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,935
У меня есть что сжечь.

90
00:06:22,136 --> 00:06:23,012
Знаешь,

91
00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:28,048
с детства я умею подбирать
монетки пальцами ног.

92
00:06:28,296 --> 00:06:29,206
Да?

93
00:06:29,616 --> 00:06:30,810
Молодец.

94
00:06:33,776 --> 00:06:36,609
Только монетки или стопки монеток?

95
00:06:41,896 --> 00:06:45,525
Кстати. Чэндлер, я вырезала
тебя со всех фотографий.

96
00:06:45,776 --> 00:06:49,086
Так что, если тебе нужно, у меня
есть целый пакет твоих голов.

97
00:06:50,776 --> 00:06:52,004
Нет, спасибо.

98
00:06:52,776 --> 00:06:56,246
Точно не хочешь? А то ты мог бы
наделать из них кукол,

99
00:06:56,496 --> 00:06:59,852
и использовать их в своем
Театре жестокости!

100
00:07:02,536 --> 00:07:03,935
Мы не можем этого делать!

101
00:07:05,016 --> 00:07:07,052
Что, что ты не можешь сделать?

102
00:07:10,176 --> 00:07:12,292
Можно тебя на секунду?

103
00:07:19,616 --> 00:07:21,174
Мы, наверное, сейчас уйдем.

104
00:07:22,296 --> 00:07:23,854
Надеюсь, "мы" - это ты и я.

105
00:07:25,296 --> 00:07:29,130
Она сказала, что хочет обмазать
меня чем-то и всего облобызать.

106
00:07:29,376 --> 00:07:31,936
Я даже не знаю, что такое "облобызать"!

107
00:07:32,496 --> 00:07:34,930
Но я определенно хочу в этом поучаствовать!

108
00:07:36,336 --> 00:07:38,850
Слушай, ты не можешь так поступить со мной.

109
00:07:40,216 --> 00:07:42,411
Ты прав. Прости. Ты прав.

110
00:07:42,616 --> 00:07:46,734
Дайте нам, пожалуйста, три
шоколадных мусса с собой.

111
00:07:47,496 --> 00:07:48,815
Я сваливаю.

112
00:07:50,696 --> 00:07:53,733
Держи кредитку. Ужин за мой счет.

113
00:07:54,296 --> 00:07:56,446
Надеюсь, она на тебя сблюет.

114
00:07:58,816 --> 00:07:59,805
Спасибо.

115
00:08:02,016 --> 00:08:02,846
И...

116
00:08:03,296 --> 00:08:04,695
только мы с тобой.

117
00:08:05,096 --> 00:08:07,246
Какой отвратительный вечер!

118
00:08:07,576 --> 00:08:11,535
По крайней мере я наслаждалась тем,
что у тебя торчит рубашка

119
00:08:11,776 --> 00:08:14,495
из ширинки с тех пор,
как ты вернулся из туалета.

120
00:08:19,536 --> 00:08:20,525
Прости.

121
00:08:23,896 --> 00:08:25,124
Как дела?

122
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,612
Так наши друзья - самые лучшие или как?

123
00:08:33,856 --> 00:08:36,086
Джоуи не друг. Он...

124
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,127
глупый человек, который
оставил нам свою кредитку.

125
00:08:42,776 --> 00:08:46,052
Выпьешь еще? Десерт?
Огромный телевизор?

126
00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:47,809
Я, пожалуй, выпью.

127
00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,535
Так держать. Девушка!

128
00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:57,131
Бутылку вашего самого почему-то настолько дорогого шампанского!

129
00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:58,007
Каждому.

130
00:08:58,256 --> 00:08:59,530
Правильно. Каждому.

131
00:08:59,736 --> 00:09:01,010
И коктейль "Роб Рой".

132
00:09:02,096 --> 00:09:03,734
Всегда хотел узнать, что это такое.

133
00:09:21,216 --> 00:09:24,811
С Днем Валентина!

134
00:09:32,576 --> 00:09:35,295
О, я по тебе уже скучаю.

135
00:09:36,616 --> 00:09:38,254
Ты веришь, что это произошло?

136
00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:39,895
Нет, нет!

137
00:09:41,216 --> 00:09:42,695
Но все-таки это произошло.

138
00:09:43,576 --> 00:09:45,726
- Пока, Дженис.
- Поцелуй меня!

139
00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:49,770
Ой, Чэндлер, прости.

140
00:09:50,816 --> 00:09:53,171
Ой, Чэндлер, прости!

141
00:09:55,216 --> 00:09:56,171
Привет, Дженис.

142
00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:57,326
Привет, Моника.

143
00:09:57,536 --> 00:10:00,334
Ладно. Это было слишком неожиданно.

144
00:10:01,496 --> 00:10:04,294
Рэйч, иди-ка, посмотри кто тут у нас.

145
00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:07,529
Что такое?
Боже мой!

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Дженис! Привет!

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Дженис уже уходит.

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Я сейчас вернусь.

149
00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:19,772
Джоуи! Посмотрите, кто тут у нас.

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00:10:23,776 --> 00:10:25,255
Отлично! И Джоуи вернулся!

151
00:10:25,496 --> 00:10:27,726
Это так весело!

152
00:10:27,976 --> 00:10:30,854
Это как воссоединение в коридоре!

153
00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:35,854
Привет, Росс. Тут у нас кто-то есть,
я хочу, чтобы ты поздоровался.

154
00:10:38,136 --> 00:10:39,410
Он как раз позвонил.

155
00:10:39,656 --> 00:10:43,934
Привет, Росс. Да, это так!
Это я! А как ты догадался?

156
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,365
Я просто говорю, что если у собак
организм тоже сбивается от перелетов, то

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из-за того, что один год человеческой жизни
равен семи годам собачьей,

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когда собака летит из
Нью-Йорка в Лос-Анджелес,

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00:11:01,336 --> 00:11:05,329
она теряет не 3 часа, а
полторы недели!

160
00:11:08,576 --> 00:11:09,691
Забавно!

161
00:11:26,776 --> 00:11:27,845
Кто это?

162
00:11:28,176 --> 00:11:30,246
Блондинка - моя бывшая жена.

163
00:11:30,496 --> 00:11:33,408
А женщина, которая ее трогает, это ее..

164
00:11:33,816 --> 00:11:35,727
очень близкая подруга.

165
00:11:38,216 --> 00:11:39,854
То есть, они любовники?

166
00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:42,087
Ну, если тебе так хочется приклеить ярлык.

167
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:48,214
- Что-то еще, что я должна знать?
- Не-а. Это все.

168
00:11:49,696 --> 00:11:51,926
А, да - еще она беременна от меня.

169
00:11:55,736 --> 00:11:57,727
Вечно забываю про это.

170
00:11:59,816 --> 00:12:00,805
Привет!

171
00:12:07,096 --> 00:12:11,806
Так. Теперь нам нужны веточки
полыни и ритуальное вино.

172
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,011
У меня есть только орегано и содовая.

173
00:12:17,016 --> 00:12:17,971
Сойдет.

174
00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:26,047
Хорошо. Теперь нам нужно семя
благочестивого мужа.

175
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:35,848
Если бы оно у нас было, мы бы тогда
вообще не стали проводить этот ритуал.

176
00:12:37,496 --> 00:12:39,327
Может, уже начнем что-нибудь туда бросать?

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00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:40,804
А, хорошо!

178
00:12:44,336 --> 00:12:45,849
Так. Письма Барри.

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00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:49,730
Трусы Адама Риттера.

180
00:12:49,976 --> 00:12:53,855
А вот у меня чек
за ужин с...

181
00:12:57,816 --> 00:13:00,967
- Фотка Скотти Джареда! Голого!
- Дай посмотреть!

182
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Он в свитере.

183
00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:12,045
Ладно, а вот тут остатки
граппы Паоло.

184
00:13:12,296 --> 00:13:13,695
Подожди! Это же почти чистый...

185
00:13:18,816 --> 00:13:21,455
Как я могу бросить эту женщину в
Валентинов день?

186
00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,527
Не знаю. Бросил же ты ее
в Новый год.

187
00:13:26,616 --> 00:13:30,325
О боже! В следующей жизни я
буду ершиком для унитаза.

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00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:34,485
Привет, смешной валентинчик!

189
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,134
Привет, просто Дженис.

190
00:13:38,096 --> 00:13:40,451
Привет, Джоуи, наш милый сводник.

191
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:44,132
Я бы тебя всего расцеловала
и прямо так сейчас и сделаю!

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00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,814
Если ты этого не сделаешь,
сделаю я.

193
00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:06,208
Чем ты зарабатываешь себе на жизнь?

194
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:09,010
Последние несколько
лет я...

195
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,776
Ты же сказала, они могут
обойтись без тебя.

196
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:12,931
Я думала, что могут!

197
00:14:13,176 --> 00:14:16,327
...работала с детьми, что приносит
большое удовлетворение.

198
00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:19,648
Я вернусь, как только смогу.
Извини.

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00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:23,047
И большую часть времени
я преподаю естествознание...

200
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,891
что забавно, потому что это
даже не моя специализация.

201
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,334
И правда забавно!

202
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,685
Э-э-э... послушай,

203
00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:48,725
если я приглашу к нам Кэрол,
это не будет слишком странно?

204
00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:50,967
Потому что она сейчас одинока.

205
00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:53,214
И беременна. И печальна.

206
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,735
- Ну, наверное.
- Правда?

207
00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:57,329
Спасибо. Кэрол!

208
00:14:58,216 --> 00:14:59,729
Садись к нам!

209
00:14:59,936 --> 00:15:01,130
О, нет-нет. Все нормально.

210
00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:04,334
Да ладно, вставай.
Эти люди подвинутся.

211
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,608
Иди сюда.
Вы же подвинетесь?

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00:15:07,936 --> 00:15:10,734
Давайте, двигайтесь! Ну же!

213
00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:12,972
- Давай.
- Спасибо.

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00:15:15,016 --> 00:15:17,974
Кристен Риггс, это Кэрол Уиллик.

215
00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:19,126
Кэрол, это Кристен.

216
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,928
Здравствуйте.

217
00:15:21,176 --> 00:15:22,973
Кэрол учительница в шестых классах.

218
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,606
А Кристен...

219
00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:31,046
Кристен занимается чем-то.

220
00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:34,174
Смешно, но это даже

221
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,335
не ее специализация!

222
00:15:41,496 --> 00:15:42,895
И что у нас тут такое?

223
00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:46,007
Кусок шелковых трусов,

224
00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:48,174
несколько поздравительных открыток,

225
00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:51,694
что-то похожее на
обгоревшую фотографию...

226
00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:54,725
Ух ты! Да этот парень
волосатее нашего шефа!

227
00:15:58,216 --> 00:16:01,413
Знаете, действительно
все так смешно получилось.

228
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,328
Все в порядке. Не надо объяснений.

229
00:16:03,536 --> 00:16:06,528
Это не первый костер из вещей парней,
который вышел из-под контроля.

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00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,331
- Это уже наш третий вызов за сегодняшний вечер.
- Правда?

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00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,534
Конечно. В День Св. Валентина
у нас больше всего вызовов.

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У меня есть кое-что для тебя.

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00:16:19,576 --> 00:16:21,009
Он заряжен?

234
00:16:24,976 --> 00:16:27,046
Ух ты, шоколадные сердечки!

235
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:30,930
"Чэн и Джен навеки!"

236
00:16:31,336 --> 00:16:33,372
Я специально их заказала.

237
00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:38,210
Ну ладно, Дженис.

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00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:40,251
Дженис.

239
00:16:41,816 --> 00:16:42,885
Эй, Дженис.

240
00:16:46,016 --> 00:16:48,132
Даже не знаю, как
тебе это сказать.

241
00:16:48,376 --> 00:16:50,810
По крайней мере, не знаю,
как это сказать по-новому.

242
00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:56,489
Просто я думаю, что у нас
ничего не получится.

243
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:00,245
Ну и замечательно.

244
00:17:04,016 --> 00:17:05,529
Да?

245
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:09,212
Потому что я знаю,
что еще не все кончено.

246
00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:13,571
Нет-нет, вообще-то все.

247
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:16,535
Не-а. Потому что ты
не допустишь этого.

248
00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:18,175
Ты этого еще не понял?

249
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,453
Ты любишь меня, Чэндлер Бинг!

250
00:17:25,496 --> 00:17:27,009
Нет, не люблю.

251
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:30,375
Тогда объясни мне, почему мы
все время оказываемся вместе?

252
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,368
На Новый год - кто кого пригласил?

253
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,369
На День Св. Валентина -
кто кого затащил в постель?

254
00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:36,446
Я, но--

255
00:17:36,696 --> 00:17:37,924
Ты постоянно ищешь меня!

256
00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:43,091
Что-то в глубине твоей души
призывает меня как свет маяка!

257
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:47,045
Дженис! Дженис!

258
00:17:47,336 --> 00:17:49,531
Я тебе на самом деле нужна!

259
00:17:49,816 --> 00:17:52,853
Ты жить без меня не можешь!

260
00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:54,655
И ты это знаешь!

261
00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:58,725
Ты просто не осознаешь, что ты это знаешь.

262
00:18:02,976 --> 00:18:04,011
До встречи.

263
00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:11,845
Позвони мне!

264
00:18:20,096 --> 00:18:23,930
Это неправда. Я никогда не называл
твою маму росомахой.

265
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,570
Называл. Клянусь.
Клянусь --

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00:18:30,336 --> 00:18:32,611
Что она так долго делает в туалете?

267
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:36,533
Мне кажется, она не в туалете.
Ее пальто нет.

268
00:18:36,856 --> 00:18:38,767
Ну, может быть там холодно.

269
00:18:41,096 --> 00:18:44,133
А может быть, я испортил свое
единственное свидание за последние 9 лет.

270
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,765
- Может быть.
- О, Господи.

271
00:18:48,016 --> 00:18:50,325
Знаешь, а вот это еще довольно горячее.

272
00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:55,931
Это гриб.

273
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,371
Улыбнись.

274
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:03,130
Не все будут такими.
Некоторые даже досидят до конца ужина.

275
00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:06,496
- Прости, это не смешно.
- Да нет, просто...

276
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:10,572
Знаешь, насчет того, чтобы
продолжать жить своей жизнью.

277
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,772
А я должна это знать?

278
00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:17,846
Я имею в виду, вот я сижу здесь
с этой милой женщиной...

279
00:19:18,096 --> 00:19:20,052
...и она замечательная,
понимаешь?

280
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:22,093
Но в общем-то...

281
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,405
Это и все.

282
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:30,126
А потом я разговариваю с тобой,
и это получается легко и весело.

283
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:32,731
И мне не нужно..

284
00:19:33,136 --> 00:19:34,649
- Я знаю.
- Знаешь?

285
00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:40,527
У меня возникла сумасшедшая идея.

286
00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:44,728
А что, если мы с тобой дадим
себе еще одну попытку.

287
00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:47,806
Я знаю, что ты собираешься сказать.
Что ты лесбиянка.

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00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:54,532
Давай на какое-то время
об этом забудем, понимаешь?

289
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,165
Давай приколем это булавкой
и положим вот сюда.

290
00:19:57,416 --> 00:20:00,169
Потому что нам хорошо
друг с другом, правильно?

291
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,372
Ты не можешь отрицать этого.

292
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,651
И, между прочим, ты носишь моего ребенка.

293
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:08,535
В смысле, разве можно представить
более идеальную ситуацию?

294
00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:11,734
Ты все время говоришь об этом,
но ведь есть что-то еще.

295
00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:12,732
Я тебя люблю.

296
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:22,368
Я тоже тебя люблю.

297
00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:25,574
- Но...
- Не надо никаких "но", без "но".

298
00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:30,533
Ты помнишь об этой
штучке с булавкой?

299
00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:35,804
Пора вынимать булавку.

300
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:45,770
Ты найдешь свою женщину, я точно знаю.
Твоя женщина где-то ждет тебя.

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00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:48,735
Тебе легко говорить.
Свою-то ты уже нашла.

302
00:20:51,136 --> 00:20:53,889
Тебе нужна женщина, которой нравятся
мужчины, и все будет в порядке.

303
00:20:57,976 --> 00:20:59,125
Не эта.

304
00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:12,729
Наша смена заканчивается около полуночи.
Может, где-то в это время мы за вами заедем?

305
00:21:14,616 --> 00:21:17,130
А, так вы приедете на пожарной машине?

306
00:21:19,536 --> 00:21:21,527
Я даже позволю тебе погудеть.

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00:21:22,096 --> 00:21:24,929
- Ладно, до скорого.
- Пока! Увидимся!

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00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:26,774
Спасибо. Пока.

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00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:28,210
Бог ты мой!

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00:21:29,296 --> 00:21:30,934
Ну вот, видишь!

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00:21:31,176 --> 00:21:33,451
- Ритуал сработал.
- Это точно!

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00:21:33,696 --> 00:21:35,095
Они хорошие ребята!

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00:21:35,496 --> 00:21:37,612
Не просто ребята, а пожарники!

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00:21:39,176 --> 00:21:40,768
- Вы сказали им, что женаты?
- Ни в коем случае!

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00:21:41,016 --> 00:21:43,735
Шутишь? Даже моя девушка об этом не знает.
А уж им-то я точно не скажу!

 

 
 
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