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The One With the Two Parts - Part II
Previously on Friends. . . .
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-Excuse me.
-It's Phoebe!
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-WiII that be aII?
-They're twins.
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Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot!
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It's for Ursula.
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Sure, yeah. Okay, it fits.
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Marcel, give Rossy the remote.
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How did he do this?
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It's this whole stupid Ursula thing.
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So he's going out with her.
Is it really so terrible?
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-You don't know my sister.
-Talk to Joey.
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-He's falling in love with her.
-You won't lose him.
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They haven't even slept together yet.
That's not serious.
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May we help you?
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Rachel! Rachel!
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I'm okay! I'm okay!
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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.
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My friend was taking down
our Christmas lights. . .
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. . .and she fell off the balcony
and may have broken her ankle.
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My God, you still have
your Christmas lights up?
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Fill this out and bring it back.
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Here you go.
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All right.
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Name. . .
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. . .address. . . .
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In case of emergency, call. . .?
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You.
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Really?
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Oh, that is so sweet!
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Oh, gosh. I love you.
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Okay, insurance?
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Yeah, check it.
Definitely gonna want some of that!
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You don't have insurance?
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Why? How much will this cost?
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X-rays alone could be
a couple hundred dollars!
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-What'll we do?
-There's not much we can do.
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Unless I use yours.
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Now wait a second.
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Who did I just put as my
''in case of emergency'' person?
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That's insurance fraud.
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All right then, forget it.
Might as well just go home.
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-Okay, come here. I hate this.
-Thank you. I love you.
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I'm gonna need
a new set of these forms.
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Why?
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I am really an idiot!
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I was filling out my friend's form. . .
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. . .and instead of putting
her information. . .
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. . .I put mine.
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You are an idiot.
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Yep, that's me.
I am that stupid.
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I had a dream that I was
playing football with my kid.
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That's nice.
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No, no. With him.
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I'm on this field,
and they hike me the baby.
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I've gotta do something because the
Tampa Bay team's coming right at me!
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Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
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Right, but. . .
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. . .it is just me and the baby,
so I'm thinking they can take us.
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And so, I. . .
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. . .I just heave it downfield!
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What are you, crazy?
That's a baby!
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He should take the sack?
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Anyway. . .
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. . .suddenly I'm downfield.
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And I realize that I'm the one
who's suppose to catch him, right?
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Only I know I'm not gonna
get there in time.
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So I am running and I'm running. . .
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. . .and that is when I woke up.
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See, I am so not ready
to be a father.
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Hey, you're gonna be fine.
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You're one of the most caring,
responsible men in North America.
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You're gonna make a great dad.
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Yeah, Ross. You and the baby
just need better blocking.
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Have you ever been to the
Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?
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Only if you order stuff.
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I'm taking Ursula tonight.
It's her birthday.
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-What about Phoebe's birthday?
-When's that?
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Tonight.
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Man, what are the odds
of that happening?
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You take your time.
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There it is!
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What'll you do?
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What can I do? I don't want
to screw it up with Ursula.
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And your friend, Phoebe?
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If she's my friend, she'll understand.
Wouldn't you guys?
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If you tried that on my birthday. . .
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. . .you'd be staring at
the business end of a hissy fit.
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An added pinch of saffron
makes all the difference.
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Monica?
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Yes?
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Yes, she is.
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This is my friend, Rachel.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Mitchell.
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And I'm his friend, Dr. Rosen.
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Aren't you a little cute
to be a doctor?
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Excuse me?
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God, young, young.
I meant young.
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Young to be a doctor.
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-Good, Rach.
-Thank you.
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He said it was a sprain,
and that was it.
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You left out the stupid part.
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It's not stupid.
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The very cute doctors asked us out
for tomorrow night, and I said yes.
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I think it's totally insane.
They work for the hospital.
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It's like returning
to the scene of the crime.
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-I say we blow off the dates.
-What? Monica, they are cute.
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They are doctors. Cute doctors.
Doctors who are cute.
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All right, what have
we learned so far?
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Oh, God.
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Surprise!
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What are you doing?
You scared the crap out of me!
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-Was that the cake?
-Yeah.
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I got a lemon schmush.
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Come on.
She'll be here any minute.
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I hope it's okay.
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''Happy Birthday, Peehee. ''
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Maybe we can make
a ''B'' out of a rose.
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Yeah, we'll just use
our special cake tools.
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-What's going on?
-We just--
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Surprise!
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This is so great!
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This was not at all scary.
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Hi, everybody. Hi, Betty!
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Betty, hi!
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You found Betty!
Oh, my gosh! This is so great.
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Everybody I love is in the same room.
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Where's Joey?
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Did you see Betty?
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I wouldn't mind having a piece
of this sun-dried tomato business.
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Years ago, if somebody'd said, ''Here's
a tomato that looks like a prune'' . . .
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. . .I'd have said,
''Get out of my office! ''
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Dad, before I was born,
did you freak out at all?
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I'm not freaking out!
I'm just saying. . .
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. . .if someone had come to me
with the idea--
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I'm talking about
the whole baby thing.
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Did you ever get this sort of. . .
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. . .panicky, ''Oh, my God, I'm gonna
be a father'' kind of a thing?
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Your mother did the work.
I was busy with the business.
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I wasn't around that much.
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Is that what this is about?
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No, no. I was just wondering.
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There's time to make up for that.
We can do stuff together.
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You always wanted to go to coIonial
Williamsburg. How about we do that?
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Thanks, Dad, really.
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You know, I just, I just. . . .
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I just needed to know. . .
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. . .when did you start
to feel like a father?
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Well, I guess it must have been
the day after you were born.
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We were in the hospital room,
your mother was asleep. . .
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. . .and they brought you in
and gave you to me.
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You were this ugly little red thing!
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And all of a sudden, you grabbed
my finger with your whole fist. . .
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. . .and you squeezed it. . .
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. . .so tight.
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And that's when I knew.
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So you don't want to go
to Williamsburg?
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We can go to Williamsburg.
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Eat your fish.
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Rachel, the cute doctors are here!
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Okay, coming.
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Hi, come on in.
Hey, Michael, Jeffrey.
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We brought wine.
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Look at this. It's from the cellars
of Ernest and Tova Borgnine.
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-How could we resist?
-That's great!
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-So, Monica, how's the ankle?
-It's. . . .
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Why don't you tell them?
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After all, it is your ankle.
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It's feeling a lot better.
Thank you.
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Why don't you guys sit down,
and we'll get you some glasses.
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Stat!
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Listen, why don't we just
tell them who we really are?
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-I think it'll be fine.
-It will not. We'll get in trouble.
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Would you stop being such a wuss!
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A wuss? Excuse me
for living in the real world.
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-So?
-So they still seem normal.
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Because they are.
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When we go out with women
we meet at the hospital--
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Would you relax?
Take a look around.
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There are no pagan altars.
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No piles of bones in the corners.
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They're fine. Go like this:
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We are not going to do it, okay?
Sometimes you can be such a big baby!
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-I am not a baby.
-Be serious.
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-You get uptight--
-You act like a princess.
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You know what? You know what?
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Every day you are becoming
more and more like your mother.
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Excuse me.
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Here we go.
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This is a great place.
How long have you lived here?
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Thanks. I've been here
about six years.
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And Rachel moved in a few months ago.
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See, I was supposed to get married. . .
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. . .but I left the guy at the altar.
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Yeah, I know
it's pretty selfish, but. . .
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. . .hey, that's me!
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Why don't you try the hummus?
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Monica, what do you do?
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I am a chef at a restaurant uptown.
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Good for you.
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Yeah, it is.
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Mostly because I get to boss people
around, which I just love to do.
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Well, this hummus is great.
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God bless the chickpea.
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Oh, God!
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I am so spoiled!
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That's it.
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And have I mentioned that
back in high school. . .
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. . .I was a cow?
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I used to wet my bed.
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I use my breasts to get
other people's attention.
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We both do that!
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Monica and Rachel's apartment.
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Just one second.
Rachel, it's your dad.
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Hi, Dad.
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No, no. It's me.
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Listen, Dad,
I can't talk right now.
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But there's something. . . .
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There's something
I've been meaning to tell you.
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Excuse me.
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Remember back in freshman year?
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Well, Billy Dreskin and I
had sex on your bed.
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Daddy. . . .
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Why? Why would I sleep
with Billy Dreskin?
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His father tried to put
you out of business!
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You are dead!
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Ross, he's got the remote again.
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Good.
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Maybe he can switch it back.
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Maybe not.
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Hold on a second and let me
just check and see if she's here.
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It's the woman from the hospital.
There's a problem with the form.
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Oh, God, what do we do?
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Just find out what they want.
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Okay. No, you do it.
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Hello. This is Monica.
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Yes, we'll be right down.
Thank you.
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We forgot to sign one
of the admissions forms.
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-You're right, this wasn't worth it.
-Thank you.
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Let me just change.
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Trouble?
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Your sister stood me up
the other night.
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Oh, no. Don't you hate it
when people aren't there for you?
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-Did you try calling her?
-I've been trying for two days.
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When I called the restaurant,
they said she was busy.
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I can't believe
she's blowing me off!
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You got a minute?
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Yeah, I'm just working.
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I got you a birthday present.
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Wow, you remembered!
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It's a Judy Jetson thermos.
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Like the kind you--
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Right.
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Oh, I got something for you too.
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How'd you know I was coming?
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Yeah, twin thing.
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I can't believe you did this.
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I can't believe you. . .
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. . .did this!
259
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:25,408
So what's the deal
with you and Joey?
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Oh, right.
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He is so great.
But that's over.
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-Does he know?
-Who?
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Joey. You know, he's really nutsy
about you.
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00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:40,165
He is? Why?
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You got me.
266
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Excuse me. . .
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00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:46,246
. . .doesn't this come
with a side salad?
268
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So are you gonna call him?
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-You think he likes me?
-No. Joey.
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00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:57,447
No, no. He is so smart.
He'll figure it out.
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Do you want some chicken?
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00:16:00,012 --> 00:16:02,242
No, no.
No food with a face, remember?
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You have not changed.
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Yeah, you too.
275
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Hi! Remember us?
276
00:16:13,452 --> 00:16:17,081
You just called about needing
a signature on the admissions form?
277
00:16:17,332 --> 00:16:19,687
Well, it turns out
we need a whole new one.
278
00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:21,888
Because, you see. . .
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. . .I put the wrong name again.
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-Because--
-You're that stupid!
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I am. I'm that stupid!
282
00:16:32,212 --> 00:16:34,601
And I'm just gonna pay
for this with a check.
283
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Your insurance will cover that.
284
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:39,440
Yeah, I know.
I'm just not that bright either.
285
00:16:41,612 --> 00:16:43,011
Okay, worst case scenario:
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Say you never feel like a father.
287
00:16:46,652 --> 00:16:50,440
Say your son never feels
connected to you as one.
288
00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:54,402
Say all of his relationships
are affected by this.
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Do you have a point?
290
00:16:57,412 --> 00:16:59,243
You know, you'd think I would.
291
00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,049
What's up with the simian?
292
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,048
It's just a fur ball.
293
00:17:08,932 --> 00:17:10,411
Whose turn is it?
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00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,489
Yours. I got
43 points for ''kidney. ''
295
00:17:12,892 --> 00:17:16,089
No, you got
zero points for ''idney. ''
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00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:18,522
I had a ''K. ''
Where's my ''K''?
297
00:17:25,332 --> 00:17:28,130
You've got to help me!
My monkey swallowed a ''K'' !
298
00:17:28,332 --> 00:17:29,765
Get that animal out of here!
299
00:17:29,972 --> 00:17:33,282
The animal hospital is across town.
He's choking!
300
00:17:33,492 --> 00:17:36,052
-What is it?
-Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.
301
00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:38,888
Excuse me.
302
00:17:39,332 --> 00:17:41,562
This hospital is for people!
303
00:17:41,772 --> 00:17:44,047
He is people!
He has a name, okay?
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00:17:44,252 --> 00:17:45,810
He watches Jeopardy!...
305
00:17:46,012 --> 00:17:48,651
. . .he touches himself
when nobody's watching.
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00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,125
Please have a heart.
307
00:17:51,332 --> 00:17:53,482
-I'll take a look at him.
-Thank you.
308
00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:54,721
-Michael!
-Rachel.
309
00:17:54,932 --> 00:17:56,650
-What?
-Monica.
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00:18:11,732 --> 00:18:12,847
Urs!
311
00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:15,243
I've been trying to call you.
312
00:18:16,412 --> 00:18:17,367
Listen. . . .
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00:18:17,572 --> 00:18:21,247
Don't say ''listen. '' I know that
''listen. '' I've said that ''listen. ''
314
00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:23,448
I'm sorry.
315
00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:26,363
I don't get it.
What happened?
316
00:18:26,612 --> 00:18:28,921
What about what
you said under the bridge?
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00:18:32,852 --> 00:18:35,366
Forget about what
I said under the bridge.
318
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I was talking crazy that night.
I was so drunk.
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00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:41,242
You don't drink.
320
00:18:42,012 --> 00:18:43,843
That's right, I don't.
321
00:18:44,412 --> 00:18:46,243
But I was drunk on you.
322
00:18:48,412 --> 00:18:50,050
But it's not gonna work.
323
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:53,292
Why? Is it because
I'm friends with Phoebe?
324
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:57,165
If it was, would you
stop hanging out with her?
325
00:19:00,452 --> 00:19:02,124
No, I couldn't do that.
326
00:19:03,532 --> 00:19:05,443
Then, yeah, it's because of Phoebe.
327
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,451
So you know, it's either her or me.
328
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,845
Then I'm sorry.
329
00:19:19,972 --> 00:19:22,247
You're gonna be
really hard to get over.
330
00:19:23,052 --> 00:19:24,041
I know.
331
00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:34,244
I don't know whether it's just
because we're breaking up or what. . .
332
00:19:34,492 --> 00:19:36,403
. . .but you've never
looked so beautiful.
333
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,041
Really?
334
00:20:07,652 --> 00:20:08,846
Pheebs?
335
00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:20,520
He looks so tiny.
336
00:20:22,132 --> 00:20:23,804
-We just got the message.
-Is he okay?
337
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:26,242
The doctor got the ''K'' out.
338
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:29,082
He also found an ''M'' and an ''O. ''
339
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:33,651
We think he was trying
to spell out ''monkey. ''
340
00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:43,042
The doctor says he'll be fine.
He's just sleeping now.
341
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:46,370
So you feel like a dad yet?
342
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,284
No. Why?
343
00:20:48,652 --> 00:20:52,122
Come on, you came through.
You did what you had to do.
344
00:20:52,332 --> 00:20:54,050
That's very ''dad. ''
345
00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:55,402
He's waking up.
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00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,087
Hey, fella.
How you doing?
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Эпизод в двух частях - часть II.
В предыдущих сериях "Друзей"...
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- Простите.
- Это Фиби!
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- Это все?
- Они близняшки.
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Фиби - это Фиби. Урсула - сексуальна.
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Это для Урсулы.
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Конечно, ага. Хорошо сидит.
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Марсель, отдай Россу пульт.
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Как он это сделал?
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Это все ерунда из-за Урсулы.
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Итак, он встречается с ней.
Это что и правда так ужасно?
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- Вы не знаете мою сестру.
- Поговори с Джо.
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- Он влюблен в нее.
- Ты не хочешь его потерять.
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Они еще даже не спали.
Это не серьезно
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Мы можем тебе помочь?
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Рэйчел! Рэйчел!
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Я в порядке! Я в порядке!
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Моя подруга снимала нашу рождественскую гирлянду...
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...и упала с балкона, и возможно сломала лодыжку.
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Боже мой, вы все еще не сняли рождественскую гирлянду?
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Заполните и принесете обратно.
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Вот.
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Хорошо.
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ФИО...
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...адрес... .
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В экстренных случаях звонить...?
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Тебе.
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Правда?
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Ой, это так мило!
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О, дорогая. Я люблю тебя.
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Хорошо, страховка?
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Да-да, проверь.
Она мне непременно нужна.
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У тебя нет страховки?
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Зачем? Сколько может это стоить?
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Один только рентген потянет долларов на 200!
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- И что нам делать?
- Мы ничего не сможем сделать.
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Если только мы не используем твою.
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Подожди секунду.
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Кого я только что вписала в графу "звонить
в экстренных случаях"?
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Это мошенничество со страховкой.
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Ну ладно тогда, забудь.
Просто пойдем домой.
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- Лаадно, иди сюда. Ненавижу.
- Спасибо. Люблю тебя.
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Мне нужна новая форма.
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Зачем?
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О, я такая идиотка!
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Я заполняла форму моей подруги...
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... и вместо того, чтобы вписать ее данные...
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... я вписала свои.
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Вы идиотка!
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Точно, это я.
Я такая глупая.
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Мне снился сон, как я играю
в футбол с моим ребенком.
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О, это мило.
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Нет, нет. ИМ.
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Я на поле. Мне пасуют ребенка.
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Я должен сделать что-то, потому что
команда "Тампа Бэй" идет прямо на меня!
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В Тампа Бей ужасная команда.
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Да, но...
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... только я и ребенок,
потому я думал, они могут сделать нас.
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Итак, я...
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... я кинул его через все поле!
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Ты что сумасшедший?
Это же ребенок.
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Ему следовало бросить сверток?
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Как бы то ни было...
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... вдруг я - на другой стороне поля.
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И я понимаю, что именно я должен поймать его,
верно?
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Но я понимаю, что я не успеваю.
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И я бежал, бежал...
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... и проснулся.
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Понимаешь, я не готов быть отцом.
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Эээй, ты будешь отличным отцом.
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Ты один из самых заботливых и ответственных
мужчин в Северной Америке.
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Ты станешь замечательным папой.
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Ага, Росс. Просто вам с ребенком нужно получше
организовать защиту.
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Кто-нибудь был в
Радужной комнате? Там дорого?
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Только если что-нибудь заказать.
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Я веду туда Урсулу сегодня.
У нее день рождения.
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- А как насчет дня рожденья Фиби?
- А когда оно?
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- Сегодня.
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Чувааак, как могло такое случиться?
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Ты просто подумай.
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Ну вот!
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Ну и что ты будешь делать?
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Что я могу сделать? Я не хочу всё испортить с
Урсулой.
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А с твоим другом Фиби?
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Если она мне друг, то поймет.
Вы же поняли бы?
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Если бы ты сделал это на мой день рождения...
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то имел бы близкое
знакомство с моим кулаком.
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...а всего-то - добавить щепотку шафрана.
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Моника?
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Да?
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Да, это она.
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Это моя подруга, Рэйчел.
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Привет, я доктор Митчел.
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А я его друг, доктор Розен.
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Не слишком ли вы симпатичный для доктора?
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Простите?
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Господи, молодой, молодой. Я имела в виду, молодой.
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Слишком молодой для доктора.
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- Молодец, Рэйч.
- Спасибо.
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Он сказал, что это растяжение. Так оно и есть.
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Ты пропустила глупую часть.
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Это не глупо.
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Очень симпатичные доктора захотели с нами встретиться
завтра вечером, и я сказала "да".
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Я думаю это полное безумие. Они же работают в
больнице.
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Это как вернуться на место преступления.
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- Я считаю, что мы не пойдём на свидания.
- Что? Моника, они симпатичные.
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Они доктора. Симпатичные доктора. Доктора, которые
симпатичны.
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Итак, что же мы выяснили?
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О, господи!
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Сюрприз!
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Что вы делаете?!
Напугали меня до смерти!
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- Это был торт?
- Да.
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Я принес лимоную смятку.
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Ну же.
Она должна прийти с минуты на минуту.
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Я надеюсь, с ним все в порядке.
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С днем рождения, Фихи.
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Может быть мы сможем сделать букву "Б"
из розочек.
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Да, просто надо найти специальный кондитерский
инструмент.
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- Что происходит?
- Мы просто
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Сюрприз!
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Так здорово!
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Это было не так страшно.
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Привет всем. Привет, Бетти!
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Бетти, привет!
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Вы нашли Бетти!
Черт возьми, это так здорово!
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Все, кого я люблю, в одной комнате.
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Где Джоуи?
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Смотри - Бетти!
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Я бы не возражал отхватить кусочек
этого вялено-томатного бизнеса.
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Если бы кто-нибудь сказал мне раньше:"Вот
помидор, который похож на чернослив..."
130
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я бы сказал:
"Проваливай из моего офиса!"
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Пап, до того, как я родился, тебе было хоть чуточку
страшно?
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Я не волнуюсь!
Просто говорю ...
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если бы кто-то пришел ко мне с идеей...
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Я говорю о ребенке.
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Ты когда-нибудь...
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паниковал? Ну, типа: "О боже, я буду отцом"?
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В общем-то, твоя мама все сделала.
Я был занят делами.
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Я и дома-то редко бывал.
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Ты об этом?
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Нет-нет. Я просто спросил.
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Но мы можем наверстать упущенное.
Сделать что-нибудь вместе.
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Ты всегда хотел побывать в колониальном Уильямсбурге.
Хочешь, съездим?
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Спасибо, пап, правда.
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Понимаешь, я, я просто... .
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Я просто хотел спросить...
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... когда ты почувствовал себя отцом?
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Ну, я думаю это произошло на
следующий день после твоего рождения.
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Мы были в больничной палате, твоя мать спала...
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... и тебя принесли и дали мне...
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Ты был такой маленький, страшненький, красненький!
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И вдруг ты ухватил мой палец
своим кулачком...
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...сжал его
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... так крепко.
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И именно тогда я почувствовал.
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Так ты не хочешь поехать
в Уильямсбург?
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Мы можем поехать в Уильямсбург.
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Ешь рыбу.
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Рэйчел, симпатичные доктора здесь!
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Хорошо, иду.
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Привет, заходите.
Хей, Майкл, Джефри.
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Мы принесли вина.
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Посмотрите на это! Оно же из погребов
Эрнеста и Това Борджин.
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- Как мы могли устоять?
- Это же здорово!
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- Да, Моника, как лодыжка?
- Она... .
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Почему бы тебе не рассказать им?
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В конце концов, это твоя лодыжка.
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Уже намного лучше.
Спасибо.
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Почему бы вам, ребята, не посидеть здесь,
а мы принесем бокалы.
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Быстро!
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Послушай, почему бы нам просто не сказать,
кто мы на самом деле?
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- Я думаю все будет нормально.
- Не будет. Я думаю, мы нарвемся на неприятности.
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Может быть, тебе надо перестать быть такой занудой?
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Занудой? Извини,
я просто живу в реальном мире.
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- Ну?
- Ну они все еще выглядят нормальными.
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Потому что они нормальные.
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Когда мы встречаемся с женщинами, с которыми мы
познакомились в больнице ...
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Может, расслабишься? Оглянись вокруг.
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Никаких языческих алтарей.
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Никаких куч костей по углам.
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Они нормальные. У тебя тут
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Мы не будем этого делать, ладно? Иногда ты ведешь
себя как большой ребенок.
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- Я не ребенок.
- Будь серьезнее.
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- Ты злишься ...
- Ты ведешь себя как принцесса.
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Знаешь что? Знаешь что?
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С каждым днем ты становишься
все больше и больше похожа на свою мать.
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Простите.
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Вот и мы.
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Отличное место. Как давно ты здесь живешь?
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Спасибо. Я живу здесь около 6 лет.
190
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А Рэйчел переехала пару месяцев назад.
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Понимаете, я должна была выйти замуж ...
192
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... но бросила парня у алтаря.
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Да, я знаю, это довольно эгоистично, но ...
194
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... вот такая вот я!
195
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Почему бы вам не попробовать хумус?
196
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Моника, кем ты работаешь?
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Я шеф-повар в ресторане почти в центре города.
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Здорово.
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Да.
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В основном из-за того, что я должна командовать
всеми вокруг, а я это просто обожаю делать.
201
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Этот хумус просто отличный.
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Господи, благослови горох.
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О, Боже!
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Я такая балованная!
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Это все.
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А я упоминала, что в колледже
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я была как корова?
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Я писалась в постель.
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Я использую свою грудь, чтобы привлекать внимание
других людей.
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Мы обе это делаем!
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Квартира Моники и Рэйчел.
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Секундочку. Рэйчел, это твой отец.
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Привет, пап.
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Нет, нет. Это я.
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Слушай, пап, я не могу сейчас говорить.
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Но есть кое-что ...
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Есть кое-что, что я должна сказать тебе.
218
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Прошу прощения.
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Помнишь когда я была на первом курсе?
220
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Так вот, Билли Дрескин и я занимались сексом на
твоей кровати.
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Папа ...
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Почему? С чего бы я вдруг решила переспать с Билли
Дрескином?
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Его отец пытался выкинуть тебя из бизнеса.
224
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Ты труп!
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Росс, он опять взял пульт.
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Здорово.
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Может, он сможет переключить это.
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А может, и нет.
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Подождите секундочку, я посмотрю, здесь она или
нет.
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Это женщина из больницы. Там какая-то проблема
с анкетой.
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О Боже, что же делать?
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Просто узнай, чего они хотят.
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Ладно. Нет, давай ты.
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Привет. Это Моника.
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Да, мы сейчас подъедем. Спасибо.
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Мы забыли подписать одну из анкет.
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- Ты права, оно того не стоило.
- Спасибо.
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Дай мне переодеться.
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Проблемы?
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Твоя сестра подвела меня прошлым вечером.
241
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О нет. Разве это не бесит, когда люди про тебя
забывают?
242
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- Ты пытался ей звонить?
- Я пытался в течение 2 дней.
243
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Когда я позвонил в ресторан, они сказали, что
она занята.
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Не могу поверить, что она меня отшила.
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У тебя есть минутка?
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Да, я просто работаю.
247
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У меня для тебя подарок на день рождения.
248
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Ух ты, ты помнишь!
249
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Это термос "Джуди Джетсон".
250
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Вроде того, что ты ...
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Точно.
252
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О, у меня тоже есть кое-что для тебя.
253
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Откуда ты знала, что я приду?
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Связь между близнецами.
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Не могу поверить, что ты это сделала.
256
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Не могу поверить, что ты ...
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... это сделала.
258
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Так что там у тебя с Джоуи?
259
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А точно.
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Он клевый, но все кончено.
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- Он знает?
- Кто?
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Джоуи. Ты знаешь, он по тебе с ума сходит.
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Он? Почему?
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Ты похожа на меня.
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Простите ...
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Разве к курице не полагается салат?
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Так ты позвонишь ему?
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- Ты думаешь я ему нравлюсь?
- Нет. Джоуи.
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Нет, нет. Он такой умный. Он сам догадается.
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Хочешь цыпленка?
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Нет, нет. Никакой пищи с лицом, помнишь?
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Ты не изменилась.
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Да, ты тоже.
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Привет! Помните нас?
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Вы только что звонили по поводу того, что нужна
подпись на анкете.
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В общем, похоже что нам нужна новая анкета.
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Потому что, понимаете ...
278
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... я опять вписала не то имя.
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- Потому что ...
- Вы такая тупая!
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Да, я такая тупая!
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И я заплачу за это чеком.
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Ваша страховка это покроет.
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00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:39,440
Да, я знаю. Я просто тоже не слишком умная.
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Ладно, самый плохой сценарий:
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Скажем, ты никогда не почувствуешь себя отцом.
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Скажем, твой сын никогда не почувствует родственную
связь с тобой.
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Скажем, это повлияет на все его отношения.
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00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,250
Ты хочешь мне что-то сказать?
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00:16:57,412 --> 00:16:59,243
Знаешь, ты наверное подумал, что да.
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00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,049
Что там с обезьяной?
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00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,048
Это просто комок шерсти.
292
00:17:08,932 --> 00:17:10,411
Чей ход?
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Твой. Я получил 43 очка за "кочка".
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00:17:12,892 --> 00:17:16,089
Нет, ты получил 0 очков за "очка".
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00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:18,522
У меня была К. Где моя К?
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Вы должны помочь мне! Моя обезьяна проглотила
К!
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Уберите это животное отсюда!
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Ветеринарная больница на другом конце города.
Он задыхается!
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00:17:33,492 --> 00:17:36,052
- Что случилось?
- Марсель проглотил букву из "Скраббл".
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Простите.
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00:17:39,332 --> 00:17:41,562
Это больница для людей.
302
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Он человек! У него есть имя!
303
00:17:44,252 --> 00:17:45,810
Он смотрит "Свою игру"!
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... он трогает себя, когда никто не смотрит.
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Пожалуйста, будьте человеком.
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- Я о нем позабочусь.
- Спасибо.
307
00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:54,721
- Майкл!
- Рэйчел.
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- Что?
- Моника.
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Урсула!
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Я пытался до тебя дозвониться.
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Послушай ...
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00:18:17,572 --> 00:18:21,247
Не говори "послушай". Я знаю это "послушай".
Я сам много раз говорил "послушай".
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Мне жаль.
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Я не понимаю. Что произошло?
315
00:18:26,612 --> 00:18:28,921
А как же то, что ты говорила под мостом?
316
00:18:32,852 --> 00:18:35,366
Забудь о том, что я говорила под мостом.
317
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,644
Я говорила глупости той ночью. Я была так пьяна.
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Ты же не пьешь.
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Правильно, не пью.
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Но я была пьяна тобой.
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У нас ничего не выйдет.
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Но почему? Это из-за того, что мы с Фиби друзья?
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А если и так, ты бы перестал общаться с ней?
324
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Нет, я не могу так поступить.
325
00:19:03,532 --> 00:19:05,443
Тогда да, это из-за Фиби.
326
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Понимаешь, или она или я.
327
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,845
Тогда мне жаль.
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Мне будет очень трудно забыть тебя.
329
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Я знаю.
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Я не знаю, это просто из-за того, что мы расстались
или из-за того, что ...
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... ты никогда не была так прекрасна.
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Правда?
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Фиби?
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Он такой крохотный.
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- Мы только что получили сообщение.
- Он в порядке?
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Доктор извлек К.
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Он также нашел М и А.
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Мы думаем, что он пытался собрать "макака".
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Врач сказал, что с ним все будет в порядке. Он
сейчас спит.
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Ты еще не чувствуешь себя отцом?
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Нет. А что?
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Да брось, ты прошел через все это. Ты сделал то,
что должен был.
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Это очень по-отцовски.
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Он просыпается.
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Эй приятель. Как ты?
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