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All right, no peeking.
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No peeking.
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No peeking. No peeking!
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All right, but you better be
wearing clothes when I open my eyes.
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All right. Open your eyes!
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Sweet mother of all
that is good and pure!
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Days of our Lives
picked up my option!
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- Congratulations!
- I know!
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Now we can watch Green Acres
the way it was meant to be seen.
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So which one is mine?
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Whichever one you want, man.
Whichever one you want!
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Not that one.
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Oh, yes!
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Oh, yeah! That's the stuff.
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Do we dare?
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We dare.
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The One Where Ross
and Rachel... You Know
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I can't believe two cows
made the ultimate sacrifice...
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...so you could watch TV
with your feet up.
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No, they were chair-shaped cows.
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They never would have survived
in the wild.
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This screen is amazing.
Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.
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Rose Marie belongs on
a smaller screen, doesn't she?
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Hi, you guys.
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Hey, you.
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How was your day?
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You know, pretty much the usual.
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Sun shining, birds chirping.
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Really? Mine too.
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Hey, cool! Mine too!
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I gotta get to the museum.
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So I'll see you tonight?
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Bye, guys!
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Tonight?
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- What's tonight?
- Our first official date.
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Our first date.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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You're supposed to waitress for me?
My catering thing?
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- Any of that trigger anything?
- Oh, God, Monica. I forgot!
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This is our first date.
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- Yes, but my mom got me this job.
- I can be a waitress!
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Thank you, thank you.
See? Phoebe! Phoebe!
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Really, Pheebs?
You'd have to be an actual waitress.
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This can't be like your
"I can be a bear cub" thing.
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I can be a waitress.
Okay, watch this.
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Give me two number ones,
86 the bacon...
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...one Adam and Eve on a raft
and wreck them!
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It's James Bond!
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- Sorry we're late.
- That's okay. Come on in.
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Is Monica Geller coming?
I was told she was.
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Dr. Burke, it's me.
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Monica?
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My God! You used to be so...
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I mean, you've
You must have lost like...
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You look great.
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Thank you.
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This is Phoebe.
She'll be helping me.
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Nice to meet you.
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- So how you been?
- Great. How have you been?
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Obviously you know
Barbara and I split up...
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...or you wouldn't do the head tilt.
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The head tilt?
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Since the divorce,
everybody asks how I am...
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...with a sympathetic head tilt.
"How you doing? You okay?"
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I'm sorry.
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It's fine.
Believe me, I do it too.
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I always answer with the
"I'm okay" head bob. "I'm okay."
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"You're sure?"
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"Yeah, I'm fine."
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I gotta set up the music.
I got a new CD changer.
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Of course, the divorce only left
me with four CDs to change.
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That's too bad.
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I'll survive.
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Two larges, extra cheese on both.
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But listen...
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...don't ring the buzzer for 19.
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Ring 20. Geller/Greene.
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They'll let you in, okay?
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If you buzz our door,
there's no tip for you.
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Okay, thanks.
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Pizza's on the way.
I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
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What if we have to pee?
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I'll cancel the sodas.
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Get back out there.
It's your party!
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But they're so dull!
They're all ophthalmologists.
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You're an ophthalmologist.
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Because my parents wanted me to be.
I wanted to be a sheriff.
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That's funny.
Cadillac, cataract. I get it.
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But you stay out there!
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- You see?
- I tell you what.
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I'll come get you in five minutes
with some sort of kebob emergency.
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Better.
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Oh, God, here we go.
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Hey, want to see them go nuts?
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Watch this.
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Who needs glasses?
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You are so smitten.
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I am not!
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Oh, you are so much
the smitten kitten.
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- You should ask him out.
- Dr. Burke?
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I don't think so.
I mean, like, he's a grownup.
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So? You two are
totally into each other.
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He's a friend of my parents.
He's like 20 years older than me.
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So you're never gonna see him again?
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Not never.
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I'm gonna see him tomorrow
at my eye appointment.
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- Didn't you just get your eyes checked?
- Yeah, but you know...
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...27 is...
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...a dangerous eye age.
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They are peeking teams to
play my discreption, help me.
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I'm not saying it was a bad movie.
I'm just saying it was a little...
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...hard to follow.
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I told you there'd be subtitles.
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I know.
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I just didn't want to wear
my glasses on our first date.
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Monica?
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It would help when I'm kissing
if you didn't shout my sister's name.
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Honey, I'm just checking.
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- Monica?
- Mon?
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just, when you moved
your hands down to my butt...
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...it was, like, "Whoa!
Ross' hands are on my butt!"
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And that's funny. Why?
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Well, it's not.
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I'm sorry.
I guess I'm just nervous.
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I mean, it's you.
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You know, it's us.
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We're crossing that line.
It's sort of a big thing.
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Well, I know it's big.
I just didn't know it was ha-ha big.
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Okay, my hands were
nowhere near your butt.
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I know, I know, I know!
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I was thinking about when
they were there the last time.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, look! I promise.
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I won't laugh anymore.
Put your hands back there.
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No, see, now I can't.
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- I feel self-conscious.
- Come on, touch my butt.
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Just one cheek
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The moment's gone.
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- I'll back up into your hands.
- That's romantic.
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- Touch it.
- No.
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- Oh, come on, squeeze it.
- No!
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Rub it?
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Oh, come on!
Would you just grab my ass?
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Wow! Look at that!
The car is on fire...
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...yet somehow
its expensive paint job...
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...is protected by the Miracle Wax.
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You've got a Cheeto
on your face, man.
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Aren't you supposed
to be out with Rachel?
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That was 14 hours ago.
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We gonna set a clock on this scene.
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So how'd it go?
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Have you ever been, you know,
fooling around with a girl...
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...and she started laughing?
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But it was 1982...
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...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut
was tickling her chin.
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She laughed at you?
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00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,763
It could be worse, could be naked.
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I've been wanting this
since ninth grade typing.
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And I just want it to be perfect...
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...and right and...
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00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,507
Why isn't that laser beam
cutting through the paint?
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- It's the Miracle Wax!
- It certainly is a miracle.
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00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:28,450
Hi, you guys.
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Listen, I was thinking about...
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Can you guys speak up?
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It's harder for us to hear you
when you lower your voice.
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I'm sorry about last night.
I really want to make it up to you.
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There's no need to make it up
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How?
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Well, I was thinking
maybe a romantic dinner...
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...with candles and wine.
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And then maybe going
back to my place...
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...for dessert.
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That sounds...
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...perfect?
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What's this?
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Would you get us a couple of beers?
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I'm going to look into your eyes now.
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Really?
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That's my job.
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All right.
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Look up.
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Look down.
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Now, open your eyes and look down.
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That's right.
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Look into the light.
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Now look at me.
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Your eyes look good.
Those are good eyes.
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Good. They feel good.
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In my head.
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00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,258
- It was great to see you.
- You too.
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00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,164
You too.
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Goodbye.
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Drops!
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Here, they're free.
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00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,474
Thanks.
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I better be going.
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00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,683
Yeah, I'll see you later.
201
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,254
Thanks again.
202
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,201
We have to get you lazy boys
out of these chairs.
203
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:10,882
You should go outside and be with
the three-dimensional people.
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00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,849
No. Inside good.
205
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,519
Outside bad.
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00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,449
You guys are so pathetic.
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00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,193
Oh, Xanadu!
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00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,395
She's one of us now.
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00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,566
We just wanted to stop by
and say good night.
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00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,173
Good night.
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00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,075
They won't even turn their heads.
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00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,213
All right, you guys.
I'm taking off my shirt.
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00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,850
She's lying.
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00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,527
Stop sending food to our apartment!
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00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,394
Why are you dressed up?
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00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,463
You're not the only one
with a date.
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00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,167
- What? You have a date? Who with?
- No one.
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00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,768
Come on, what's his name?
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00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,103
Nothing.
220
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,237
Come on, tell me.
221
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,740
All right, but I'm very excited
about this, okay?
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00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:15,981
So promise you won't get
big-brothery and judgmental.
223
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,544
I promise. What?
224
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,216
- It's Richard Burke.
- Who's Richard Burke?
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00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:21,783
Dr. Burke?
226
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:26,183
You have a date with Dr. Burke?
Why? Why? Why...
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00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,892
...should that bother me?
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00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,924
I love that man.
He's like a...
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...a brother to Dad.
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- Here we go. - I know, I think
it's great that he looks like 50.
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It's insperation to a man almost
retired all over the world.
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He is the brightest, most sophisticated,
sexiest man I've ever been with.
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00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:52,609
Dr. Burke is sexy?
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Oh, God! Absolutely!
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Damn!
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00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,983
It's the museum again.
Can I?
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00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,928
- Dr. Burke kissed me once.
- When?
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00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:09,294
When I was 7, I crashed my bike
right out in front of his house...
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...and to stop me from crying,
he kissed me right here.
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- Oh, you are so lucky!
- I know.
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00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:20,508
Australopithecus isn't supposed
to be in that display.
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00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:26,817
No, Homo habilis was erect.
Australopithecus was never fully erect.
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00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,077
Well, maybe he was nervous.
244
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,661
Oh, look!
I can't believe this!
245
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:43,060
Homo habilis can't use tools yet,
and they've got him with clay pots?
246
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,860
Why don't they just
give him a microwave?
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00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,841
Clearly, they don't
have a place to plug in.
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00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,873
I'm sorry this is taking so long.
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00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,119
It's longer than I expected.
We will have dinner.
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00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,318
That's okay.
251
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,987
Karl!
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00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,849
Oh, God.
253
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,300
- Wow! Is that Michelle?
- Yep.
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00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,143
I've not seen her since
high-school graduation.
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Oh, my God, that night
she got so dru
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Emotional.
257
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You know, she's having another baby.
258
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- I thought she just had one.
- No, no. Henry's almost 2.
259
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And he's talking
and everything. Here.
260
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The other day he told me he liked me
better than his other grandpa.
261
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In all fairness, his other
grandpa's a drunk, but still...
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You're a grandpa.
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Are we nuts here?
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I don't know. Maybe.
265
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I mean, I'm dating a man
whose pool I once peed in.
266
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I didn't need to know that.
267
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I guess 21 years is a lot.
268
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I mean, hell, I'm a whole person
who can drink older than you.
269
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So maybe we should just...
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Maybe...
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Wow.
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This really sucks.
273
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Yeah, it sure does.
274
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We don't really have to decide
anything right now, do we?
275
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No, there's no rush or anything.
276
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- Pizza delivery!
- Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys!
277
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I'm done.
278
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Yeah, well, you know what?
So is Sorentino's.
279
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I'm sorry.
Why don't we find someplace else?
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It's late. Everything will be closed.
We'll do it another night.
281
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No, no, we won't.
282
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We won't?
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Come on.
284
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Okay, that's dead, right?
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What are we doing?
286
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:55,927
- Do you want Cranapple or Cran-Grape?
- Grape.
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Okay, now...
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...sit.
289
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,131
Oh, my God!
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Billions of years ago,
Earth was only
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Sorry.
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00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,816
So what are we looking at?
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Well, you see that little cluster
of stars next to the big one?
294
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That is Ursa Major.
295
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,888
- Really?
- No idea. It could be.
296
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Listen, I'm sorry
I had to work tonight.
297
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Oh, that's okay.
298
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You were worth the wait.
299
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And I don't just mean tonight.
300
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You're not laughing.
301
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This time it's not so funny.
302
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:35,423
Oh, God!
303
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Honey?
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That's okay.
305
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,131
What?
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00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:46,136
Oh, no. You just rolled
over the juice box.
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00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,171
Thank God!
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Hey, you.
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00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,550
I can't believe I'm waking up
next to you.
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00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,115
I know. It is pretty unbel
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We're not alone.
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00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,558
Is that the fire alarm?
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It's not warm yet.
We still have time.
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- Cool.
- Yeah, yeah. Cool!
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Так, не подглядывать.
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Не подглядывать.
3
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Не подглядывать.
4
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Хорошо, только тебе лучше бы
быть в одежде, когда я открою глаза.
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Хорошо. Открывай глаза.
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Матерь всего святого и чистого!
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Дни наших жизней
выбрали меня!
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- Поздравляю!
- Конечно!
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Сейчас мы сможем смотреть
"Зелёные акры" так, как должно.
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А какое из них моё?
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Какое захочешь, мужик.
какое только захочешь!
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Только не это.
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О, да!
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О, да! Вот это вещь.
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Мы готовы?
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Мы готовы.
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сезон 2, серия 15.
Та, где Росс и Рейчел... Ну, это...
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Русские субтитры:
Dais 2009
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Я не поверю, что две коровы
пожервовали собой...
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...чтоб вы могли смотреть ТВ,
сидя кверху ногами.
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Нет, они они уже родились
в форме кресел.
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Они бы не смогли выжить
в дикой природе.
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Какой великолепный экран.
Дик Ван Дайк практически в полный рост.
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Для Роз Мари подошёл бы
экранчик поменьше, правда?
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Привет, ребята.
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Привет.
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Как прошёл день?
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Ты знаешь, почти как всегда.
29
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Солнце светит, птицы поют.
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Правда? Мои тоже.
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Эй, здорово! Мои тоже!
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Да - да.
Мне пора в музей.
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Так, я увижу тебя вечером?
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Пока, ребята!
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Вечером?
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- Что будет вечером?
- Наше первое официальное свидание.
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Наше первое свидание.
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Алё?
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Привет.
40
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Вечером. Ты же должна была помочь
мне официанткой, я же буду готовить.
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- Это тебе ничего не напоминает?
- О, боже, Моника. Я забыла!
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Это же наше первое свидание.
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- Да, но моя мама подыграла мне эту работу.
- Я могу быть официанткой!
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Спасибо, спасибо.
Видишь? Фиби! Фиби!
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Правда, Фибс?
Ты должна быть опытной официанткой.
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Это не тоже самое, что
твоё "Я могу быть медвежонком".
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Я могу быть официанткой.
Ладно, смотри.
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Дайте мне два номера первых,
восемьдесят шестой бекон...
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...один Адам и Ева на плоту
и притопите их! Ля-ля-ля...
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Это же Джеймс Бонд!
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- Извините, мы опоздали.
- Это ничего. Заходите.
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Извините, а Моника Гелер придёт?
Мне сказали, что она будет.
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Др. Бурк, это я.
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Моника?
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Боже мой! Я же помню тебя такой...
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В смысле, что ты была...
Ты же похудела примерно на...
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Выглядишь великолепно.
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Спасибо.
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Это Фиби.
Она поможет мне.
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Приятно познакомиться.
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- Ну так как ты?
- Прекрасно. а как вы?
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Вот, видишь, Барбара и я
расстались...
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...так что не надо наклонять голову.
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Наклонять голову?
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После развода все спрашивают
как у меня дела...
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...так интересно наклоняя голову:
"Ну как ты? Всё ли хорошо?"
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Извините.
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Ничего.
Поверь, я тоже не лучше.
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Я всегда отвечаю,
покачивая головой "Я в порядке".
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"Ты уверен?"
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"Да, всё хорошо".
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Мне надо поставить музыку.
У меня новый СД чейнджер.
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Правда после развода осталось
только 4 диска для него.
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Как плохо.
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Уж я выживу...
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Две большие с сыром на обеих.
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Но послушай...
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...не звоните в девятнадцатую.
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Звоните в двадцатую. Геллер - Грин.
80
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Они вас пустят внутрь, ладно?
81
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Если позвоните к нам,
чаевых вам не видать.
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Хорошо, спасибо.
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Пицца в пути.
Я же сказал - даже вставать не надо будет.
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А что, если надо будет поссать?
85
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Я отменю минералки.
86
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Ты должен идти обратно туда.
Это же твой праздник!
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Они мне так надоели!
Они же все офтальмологи.
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Ты же тоже офтальмолог.
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Только потому, что мои родители так хотели.
Я хотел быть шерифом.
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Смешно.
Кадиллак, катаракт... Понятно.
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Оставайтесь там!
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- Видишь?
- Вот что я тебе скажу.
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Я вытащу тебя через пять минут
по какой-нибудь кебабной срочности.
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Ладно.
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00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,520
О, боже, я пошёл.
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Эй, хотите посмотреть, как они обалдеют?
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Смотрите.
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Кому бокалы?
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Ты на него облизываешься.
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Вовсе нет!
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О, ты облизываешься как кошка.
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- Пригласи его куда-нибудь.
- Доктора Бурка?
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Не думаю.
Он же,.. вроде, он взрослый.
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И что? Вы двое совсем
без ума друг от друга.
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Он друг моих родителей.
Он уже на 20 лет меня старше.
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Так ты его больше никогда не увидишь?
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Никогда?..
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Мы увидимся завтра
у меня завтра приём у него.
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- Ты решила глазки проверить?
- Да, ты ведь знаешь...
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...27 лет...
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...опасный возраст для глаз.
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Я не говорю, что это плохой фильм.
Я просто говорю, что за ним слишком...
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...сложно уследить.
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Я же говорил, что будут субтитры.
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Я знаю.
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Я просто не хотела одевать
очки на нашем первом свидании.
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Моника?
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Было бы лучше, если бы ты не кричала
имя моей сестры, когда я целую тебя.
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Дорогой, я проверяю.
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- Моника?
- Мон?
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Что?
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Извини.
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Просто, когда ты опустил
руки на мою попу...
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...я подумала: Ух ты!
руки Росса на моей попе!
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И это смешно почему?
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Ну, не смешно.
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Извини.
Мне кажется, я нервничаю.
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В смысле... это же ТЫ.
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Знаешь, это МЫ.
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Мы пересекаем эту черту.
Это вроде как большое событие.
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Ну, я знаю, что большое.
Я только не знал, что оно ха-ха большое.
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Так, мои руки были даже не рядом
ствоей попой.
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Я знаю, знаю, знаю.
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Я подумала о том, когда
они там последний раз были.
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Извини, извини.
Ладно. Всё. Я обещаю.
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Я больше не буду смеяться.
Ложи руки обратно.
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Нет, видишь, я не могу.
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- Я упустил романтику.
- Только одна ягодица.
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Всё, момент ушёл.
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- Я подойду под твои руки.
- Это романтично.
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- Дотронься.
- Нет.
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- Ну, давай, сожми.
- Нет.
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Подержи?
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Ну давай же!
Ты схватишь меня за жопу?
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Ух ты! Посмотри!
Машина горит...
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...хотя как-то эта
дорогая покраска...
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...защищена Чудесным воском!
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У тебя сыр на лице, приятель.
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А ты не должен ли быть
где-то с Рейчел?
150
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,920
Это было 14 часов назад.
151
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,960
Ну, и как прошло?
152
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,600
Вы когда-нибудь были с девушкой...
153
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,040
...а она начинала ржать?
154
00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,260
Но это было в 1982 году...
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...и моя причёска Хохолок Чайки
щекотала ей подбородок.
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Она смеялась над тобой?
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Я ждал этого с девятого класса.
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И я хотел, чтобы всё было превосходно...
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...и правильно и...
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Почему этот луч лазера не
повреждает краску?
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- Это Чудесный воск!
- Это определённо чудо.
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Привет, ребята.
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Слушай, я подумала о...
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Вы не могли бы говорить громче?
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Нам плохо слышно вас, когда вы
начинаете тихо говорить.
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Прости за прошлый вечер.
Я очень хотела бы, чтобы всё получилось.
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Да не надо ничего пытаться...
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Как?
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Ну, я подумала, может
романтический ужин...
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...при свечах с вином.
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И потом, может пойти ко мне...
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...за дессертом.
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Это звучит...
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...отлично?
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Что это?
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Не принесёте нам пару пива?
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Сейчас я загляну тебе в глаза.
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Правда?
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Да, такая у меня работа.
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Хорошо.
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Смотри вверх.
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Вниз.
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Теперь открой глаза и посмотри вниз.
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Хорошо.
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Смотри на свет.
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А сейчас посмотри на меня.
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Твои глаза в порядке.
Очень хорошие глаза.
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Хорошо.
С ними всегда всё хорошо.
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Я так думаю.
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- Было приятно увидеть тебя.
- Мне тоже.
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Мне тоже.
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До свидания.
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Капли!
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Держи, они бесплатные.
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Спасибо.
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Я лучше пойду.
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Да, потом увидимся.
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Снова спасибо.
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Эй, ленивцы, нам нужно
вытащить вас из этих кресел.
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Вам нужно выйти наружу и жить
среди людей в трёх измерениях.
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Нет.
Внутри - хорошо.
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Снаружи - плохо.
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Ребята, вы такие жалкие.
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О, "Ксанаду"!
О!
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Теперь она одна из нас.
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Мы хотели заскочить
сказать вам спокойной ночи.
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Спокойной ночи.
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Они даже головы не повернут.
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Ладно, ребята.
Снимаю майку.
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Не... Она врёт.
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Перестаньте заказывать еду
на наш адрес!
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А ты чего это вырядилась?
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Ты не единственный тут
со свиданием.
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- Что? У тебя свидание? С кем?
- Ни с кем.
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Да брось ты, как его зовут?
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Никак.
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Давай, рассказывай.
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Хорошо, только я очень этим
взволнована, ясно?
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Так что обещай, что не станешь
судить как старший братец.
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Я обещаю. Рассказывай.
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- Это Ричард Бурк.
- Кто такой этот Ричард Бурк?
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Др. Бурк?
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У тебя свидание с др. Бурком?
Почему?.. Почему?.. Почему..?
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...это должно меня беспокоить?
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Я люблю этого человека.
Он прямо как...
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...брат для папы.
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Он самый яркий, умный, сексуальный
мужчина из всех, с кем я встречалась.
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Др. Бурк сексуален?
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О, боже!
Абсолютно!
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Проклятье!
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Опять этот музей.
Могу я..?
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- Др. Бурк поцеловал меня разок.
- Когда?
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Когда мне было 7, я упала с велика
прямо у него перед домом...
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...и чтобы я не плакала он
поцеловал меня прямо сюда.
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- Ах, как же тебе повезло!
- Конечно.
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Австралопитек не должен
находиться в этом макете.
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Нет, Хомо хабилис стоял прямо.
Австралопитек никогда не стоял прямо.
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Ну, может, он разнервничался.
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О, смотрите!
Не могу поверить!
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Хомо хабилис не может пользоваться
инструментами, а они всунули ему чашку?
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Почему бы тогда не поставить
ему сразу микроволновку?
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Извини, что это заняло так долго.
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Дольше, чем я ожидал.
Теперь у нас будет ужин.
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Ничего.
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Карл!
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О, боже.
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- Ух ты! Это Мишель?
- Да.
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Я не видела её с самого
окончания школы.
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О, боже мой, в тот вечер
она так сильно напи...
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...волновалась.
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Знаешь, у неё сейчас ребёнок.
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- Я думала, что у неё уже был один.
- Нет, нет. Это Генри - ему почти два.
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Он уже говорит,.. и всё такое.
Вот.
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Однажды он сказал мне, что любит
меня больше второго дедушки.
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Если честно, его второй дедушка
тогда был пьян, но всё равно...
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Так ты дедушка.
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А что, неловко?
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Не знаю. Возможно.
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Я в смыле, что я встречаюсь с человеком,
в чей бассейн я когда-то писала.
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Этого можно было и не говорить.
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Сдаётся мне, что 21 год это много.
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В смысле, что я могу выпивать
дольше, чем я старше тебя.
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Так, может, нам просто...
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Может...
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Ух ты.
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Это на самом деле хреново.
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Да, конечно же.
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Нам же не нужно всё решать
прямо сейчас, так ведь?
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Нет, никакой спешки нет.
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- Доставка пиццы!
- Ох, я убью этих парней!
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Я всё.
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Да, ну тогда знаешь что?
Сорентино тоже.
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Извини.
Может, поищем другое место?
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Уже поздно. Всё будет закрыто.
Отложим на другой вечер.
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Нет, нет не будем.
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Не будем?
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Пошли.
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Так, он не живой, правда?
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Что мы будем делать?
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- Ты хочешь гранатовый или с виноградом?
- Виноградный
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Хорошо, а сейчас...
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...садись.
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Боже мой!
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Миллиарды лет назад,
Земля была всего лишь...
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Извини.
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А на что мы сейчас смотрим?
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Ну, видишь небольшое скопление звёзд
возле той большой?
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Это Большая медведица.
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- Правда?
- Не знаю. Может быть.
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Слушай, извини, что
мне пришлось работать сегодня.
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А, это ничего.
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Ты же больше ждал.
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Я не говорю только про сегодня.
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Ты не смеёшься.
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На этот раз не смешно.
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О, боже!
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Дорогой?
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Всё в порядке.
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Что?
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Да нет. Ты только раздавила
пачку сока.
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Слава богу!
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Привет!
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Не могу поверить, что просыпаюсь
рядом с тобой.
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Понимаю. Это весьма неверо...
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Мы не одни.
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Это не пожарная сигнализация?
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Пока не нагрелся.
У нас ещё есть время.
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- Клёво.
- Да, да. Клёво!
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