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Why are we watching
the Business Channel?
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Because the other day I saw there was
a stock with my initials, MEG, on it.
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Sometimes it takes two or three hours
before it comes up again.
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But when it does, it's exciting.
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Okay, honey, you really need a job.
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Dad says he knows someone
you can call for an interview.
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Right there! That's the third
sign today. Right there.
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On behalf of everyone,
I'd just like to say, "Huh?"
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No, you just said "dad."
And everywhere I go today...
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...I keep getting signs
telling me to go see my father.
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Like when I was walking over here
and I passed a buffet.
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Which is my father's last name.
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And they were serving franks...
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...which is his first name
minus the "s" at the end.
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And there was a rotisserie
with a spinning chicken.
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His Indian name?
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No. Because I chickened out
the last time...
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...when I tried to meet him.
So coincidences? I don't think so.
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- Very freaky.
- Eerie.
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Who wants the last hamburger?
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That's it.
Now I have to go see him.
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Why?
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Hamburger? McDonald's?
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Old McDonald had a farm.
My dad is a pharmacist.
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And ei ei oh, It's what your mom
said when you father left you.
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Yes! Really? No!
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The One With the Bullies
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Man, I am so beat.
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You wanna forget racquetball
and hang out?
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Yeah, all right.
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- Hey, you're in our seats.
- Sorry, we didn't know.
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We were sitting there.
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Okay.
There is one more way to say it.
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Who knows it?
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- Was that supposed to be funny?
- Actually, I was going for colorful.
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- What's with this guy?
- What's with you?
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Nothing. Nothing's with him.
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Enjoy your coffee.
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What just happened?
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I just took your hat.
See, I can be funny too.
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My joke is that I took your hat.
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That is funny.
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Can I have it back?
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You know what?
I think you're very funny.
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Kudos on that hat joke.
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But come on, guys,
just give him back the hat.
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Why should we?
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Because it's a special hat.
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He bought it because
he was feeling down one day.
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So he got the hat...
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...to cheer himself up, you know?
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- Chandler
- Stop talking. Stop talking now.
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Let me get this straight.
You're stealing my hat?
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You got a problem?
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I just want to make sure
we're on the same page.
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I'm telling you Rach, I've gone
dead hunting with Phabby before.
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It's a very scary thing for her,
and she is very vunlerable.
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That's why we are there.
You know, be supported or crap.
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Ok, will you just let me
know when to do witch.
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How'd the interview go?
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It bit.
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It was a 50s theme restaurant.
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I'd have to cook in a costume
and dance on the counter.
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I was a sous chef
at Cafe des Artistes.
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How can I take a job where I have
to make Laverne-and-Curly Fries?
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- Don't do it.
- How can I not do it?
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I have $127 in the bank!
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Monica, relax. Go get a beer.
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I don't want a beer.
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Who said it was for you?
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What's the matter?
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Some mean guys at the coffeehouse
took my hat.
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- No!
- You're kidding?
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It was ridiculous.
These guys were bullies.
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Actual bullies.
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We're grownups. This kind of stuff
isn't supposed to happen anymore.
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Oh, no, wait a minute.
I have no one.
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Let's go down there
and get your hat back.
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Forget it. It's probably stripped
and sold for parts by now.
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- I went up!
- What?
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My stock, MEG, it went up two points.
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Do you realize that if I'd invested
my $127 in myself yesterday...
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...that I'd, like, have
a lot more than that today.
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You know what?
I'm going to do it.
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- Do what?
- Put all my money in me.
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You don't know a thing
about the stock market.
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What's to know?
Buy, sell. High, low. Bears, bulls.
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Yes, Manhattan.
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Telephone number for the stock...
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...selling store.
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See? I told you these pillows
would be a good idea.
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Oh, God.
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Here we go.
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For the first time in my life,
I'm gonna say, "Hi, Birth Father!"
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- We love you. We're here for you.
- Good luck.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Rach, you want some sandwich?
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What is in that?
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Olive loaf and ham spread. No mayo.
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No, because mayo,
that would make it gross.
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- Run, Phoebe, run!
- No, no, doggy, please!
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I do so want to love all animals.
Please, no. Back off!
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- You got a bone?
- Are you kidding?
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Look, kibbles! Bits!
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Get the hell off my leg,
you yippity piece of crap!
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Okay. All right. We have a problem.
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Why don't you take his trampoline?
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Okay, here, I know what we can do.
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Okay, doggy, get the sandwich!
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Go get the sandwich!
Good doggy. Get the sandwich!
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The dog will lick himself
but he will not touch your sandwich.
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What does that tell you?
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- Lf he's not going to eat it, I will.
- Are you crazy?
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He's just a little dog.
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- Hey.
- What?
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Do you have to be a Century 21
real-estate agent...
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...to get to wear those cool jackets?
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Do you say this stuff to girls?
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Isn't that the guy
who used to wear your hat?
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And look where they're sitting.
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You're joking, right?
You guys just walked through the door.
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Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.
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This couch belongs to us.
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I'll tell you what,
you call the couch...
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...and then we'll call the couch...
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...and we'll see who it comes to.
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You know what I don't like you.
You always got something to say.
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You know, I keep wondering
why you two are still sitting here.
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All right, that's it.
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I have had enough of this.
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Gunther.
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These guys are trying
to take our seat.
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Fellas, these guys were here first.
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Oh, sorry, didn't realize.
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There you go.
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Thank you, Gunther.
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We didn't want to have
to go and do that.
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He told on us?
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You told on us?
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Well, pal, you didn't
give me much of a choice.
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- Don't play with his thing.
- I know.
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All right.
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Let's take this outside.
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"Let's take this outside?"
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Who talks like that?
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The guy who's about to kick your ass
talks like that.
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You had to ask.
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Okay, okay, look. See...
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...the thing is, we're not gonna
fight you guys.
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Here's the deal.
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You won't have to, so long as you
never ever show your faces here again.
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I think you played
the Gunther card too soon.
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Hey, Pheebs, I think you're good to go.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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What's the matter?
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I just think that this was
a really bad sign.
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Like the beast at the threshold.
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It's just I have no family left,
except for my grandmother.
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But let's face it, she's not
gonna be around forever.
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Despite what she says.
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And I have a sister who I've barely
spoken to since we shared a womb.
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I don't know. This is my real father...
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...and I want things to be,
like, just right.
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I completely understand.
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Whatever you need.
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Hey, you want to go home?
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Okay, thanks. Sorry, again.
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What was that?
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I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
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I want to buy five shares of SGJ.
Now.
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Come on, time is money, my friend!
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Thank you!
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"Time is money, my friend?"
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You missed "Takes
money to make money"...
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...and "Don't make me come down there
and kick your Wall Street butt."
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I made $ 17 before breakfast.
What have you done?
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I had breakfast here,
so technically I saved $3.50.
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How did you make $17?
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Well, my financially
challenged friends...
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...I split my money and I bought
some shares of CHP and ZXY.
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How come those?
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Well, CHP because I used to have a
crush on Erik Estrada.
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And ZXY because I think
it sounds "zexy."
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What happened to MEG?
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MEG was good for me, but I dumped her.
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My motto is, "Get out
before they go down."
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That is so not my motto.
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How's the dog?
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Okay. I talked to the vet.
People are so nice upstate.
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He said the little fella's gonna be
okay, and I can get him tomorrow.
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- Good.
- Thank God.
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But he did have to have
a bunch of stitches.
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And he said that only once in a blue
moon does a dog's ear grow back.
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So still hoping.
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Now are you going to call your dad
to let him know that his dog is okay?
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I don't want to meet my father
over the phone.
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What will I say,
"Hi, I'm the daughter you abandoned.
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Oh, by the way, I broke your dog."
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Hey, Pheebs, if you want, I'll do it.
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Listen, just don't say anything
about me, okay?
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Don't...
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...be too long with the phone.
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She'll be a much better friend
once the market closes.
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It's a woman.
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So talk to her.
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Hello, Mrs. Buffay.
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I know where your dog is.
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I want you to know he'll be returned
to you almost as good as new...
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...within 24 hours.
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Goodbye.
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- Why the voice?
- Hard to say.
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Your cappuccino, sir.
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Thank you.
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- This is better than the coffeehouse.
- Absolutely.
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How come it's not mixing
with the water?
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The package says to keep it moving.
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Stir and drink, never let it settle.
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This is ridiculous.
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After I get back from
my niece's christening...
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...I'll go to the coffeehouse with
you and we'll have a cup of coffee.
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No problem. Joey's there.
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I don't want to have to have Joey with
me every time I want decent coffee.
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And I don't want to drink
cappuccino with a "k."
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I say you and I go
and stand up to those guys.
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All right, hang on
a second there, Custer.
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Ross, have you ever
been beaten up before?
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Yeah, sure.
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By someone besides Monica?
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So what?
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So we get beaten up. Maybe that's
something a man has to go through.
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Like a rite of passage or something.
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Couldn't we just lose
our virginities again?
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Because I think actually
mine's growing back.
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Are you go with me or not. Come on.
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All right, I'm go with you. Just prepare
clean underware for the hospital.
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- I need $100.
- What?
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Welcome home.
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- I need $100.
- For what?
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- To get back in the game.
- When did you get out?
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I lost it all. I lost it.
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I've come to terms with it,
you have to, too.
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Look, Mon, I'm really sorry.
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Where are we on the $100?
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I don't have it.
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But I need it!
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00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,855
Otherwise, I'll have to
take that diner job.
247
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:36,255
You know, with the dancing
and the costumes.
248
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:42,593
I don't want to have to wear
flame-retardant boobs.
249
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,261
Nobody does, honey.
250
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,470
Noodle!
251
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:56,113
Oh, my God. What the hell
happened to my dog?
252
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,474
It was an accident.
253
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,982
And the woman who did this
would never hurt a dog on purpose.
254
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,847
She's a vegetarian.
255
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,349
Are these stitches?
256
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:09,185
Yeah, eight of them.
That's 56 to him.
257
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,825
If it's raining, you can't
let him look up...
258
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,293
...because that cone
will fill up fast.
259
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,863
Thanks for bringing back
what's left of him.
260
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:22,198
- Is Frank home?
- How do you know Frank?
261
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:25,467
Just from a long time ago.
Is he here?
262
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:32,283
What?
263
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,785
I mean Frank Senior.
264
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,716
He went out for groceries.
265
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,218
Will he be back soon?
266
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,058
He left four years ago.
We're expecting him back any minute.
267
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,523
I'm gonna go.
268
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,063
I'm sorry about the dog.
Everything.
269
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,357
I'm sorry.
270
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,160
Hey, lady!
271
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,265
Hey, wait up!
272
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:02,538
- How do you know my dad?
- Well, I don't really.
273
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,511
Just genetically.
274
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,315
He's kind of my dad too.
275
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:09,821
Heavy.
276
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:15,988
So did he ever talk about me... Phoebe?
277
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,753
No, but he didn't really talk
about anything.
278
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,591
Except stilts.
279
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,093
- Stilts?
- Yeah, he loved stilts.
280
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:30,274
One time, I was upstairs stealing
cigarettes out of my mom's purse...
281
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,241
...and all of a sudden I look over...
282
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:36,310
...and there's Dad's head,
bobbing past the window.
283
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:41,119
He just had this big smile on his face
and he was waving...
284
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,218
...because he was happiest
when he was on his stilts.
285
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,794
I don't know what to do with that.
286
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,528
Me neither.
287
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,402
So are you, like, my big sister?
288
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,100
This is huge. You can buy me beer!
289
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,400
I'm not gonna.
290
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:09,340
But you know what's cool? If you had
a friend named Pete, I could say...
291
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,139
..."I know Pete.
He's friends with my brother."
292
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,751
- I got a friend named Mark.
- That'll work too.
293
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:16,817
Cool. All right.
294
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,983
So maybe, you know,
I could give you a call sometime.
295
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,553
We could talk or something.
296
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,094
- Yeah, that'd be okay.
- All right.
297
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,959
I'm in the book.
298
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,607
So stilts, huh?
299
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:40,675
If you want, I can show you where
he hit his head on the rain gutter.
300
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:49,318
We did it. We're here.
We are standing our ground.
301
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,322
- How long does coffee take?
- Would you come on? Come on!
302
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,487
Thank you.
303
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,407
- There we go.
- I think we proved our point.
304
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,340
- You burn your mouth?
- Cannot feel my tongue.
305
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,543
Bullies! Big bullies!
306
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,283
Look who's here.
It's the weenies.
307
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,689
Did we not make ourselves clear
the other day?
308
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,294
That's why we're here.
309
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,828
Yes, we're standing our ground.
310
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,231
Apparently.
311
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,093
Let's do this already.
312
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,393
You got a weapon?
313
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,371
A nice watch.
I don't want to break it on your ribs.
314
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,838
All right, let's do this.
315
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:52,208
Question: If I don't care about
my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
316
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,576
- What do you mean?
- It's sharp, it's metal.
317
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,684
I think I can do some
serious damage with it.
318
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,254
No, you can't use your watch.
319
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,588
Or your keys.
320
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,761
Here's what we'll do.
321
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,534
We'll put all keys and watches
in the hat over there.
322
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:10,957
All right?
323
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,473
All right, come on, man. Let's do it!
324
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:19,265
Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
325
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,374
Of course. Why wouldn't you hit faces?
326
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,844
I have to work on Monday.
I have a big presentation.
327
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,053
Actually, I gotta show
this apartment tomorrow...
328
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:32,586
...and this no-faces thing
might not be a bad idea.
329
00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:35,189
Nothing from the neck up.
330
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,789
Or the waist down.
331
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,598
- Dana's ovulating.
- Really? You guys trying again?
332
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,995
Let me get this straight.
We're talking about the middle?
333
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,136
Come on!
334
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:52,169
You want a piece of this?
I'm standing here!
335
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,014
Those guys are taking our stuff!
336
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,250
God, that was amazing.
That was incredible.
337
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,389
- You guys kicked butt!
- Us? What about you guys?
338
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:09,389
You really gave it to
old Mr. Clean back there.
339
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:12,391
- He was a big guy.
- Yeah, he was, wasn't he?
340
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:14,599
I wouldn't know,
having missed everything.
341
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,958
Don't do that to yourself.
342
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:21,002
Any one of us could have tripped
over that little girl's jump rope.
343
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:25,868
So listen, guys...
344
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,540
...are we okay here?
345
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:31,940
We're okay.
346
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,246
So can I have my hat back?
347
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,733
Oh, my God. Look at her.
348
00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:54,737
Hi, Monica!
349
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:57,401
How's it going?
350
00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,041
Hey, nice boobs.
351
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,309
Guys, guys. Check this out.
352
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:22,923
Excellent.
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Предприятия и цены на них идут в рост...
2
00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,960
Моника, почему мы смотрим
Деловой канал?
3
00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:11,840
Потому, что однажды я там увидела
предприятие с моими инициалами МЕГ
4
00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,680
Иногда проходит часа два или три,
пока оно снова появится.
5
00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,920
А когда появляется, это так здорово!
6
00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,520
Ясно, дорогая, тебе очень
нужна работа.
7
00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,400
Мон. Папа сказал, что знает одного
человека, которому можно позвонить.
8
00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,960
Вот он! Уже третий знак сегодня.
Вот он.
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00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,840
От лица присутствующих,
хотел бы сказать - "А?"
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00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,320
Нет, просто ты сказал "папа".
И куда бы я ни пошла сегодня...
11
00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,920
...я получаю знаки, говорящие мне
пойти повидать своего отца.
12
00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:43,800
Вроде того, когда я гуляла
и прошла возле буфе та.
13
00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,360
А это похоже на фамилию моего отца.
14
00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,360
А ещё там подавали франксы...
15
00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,440
...которые являются его именем
минус "с" на конце.
16
00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,360
А ещё там были ротисеры
с крутящимися курицами.
17
00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,080
Это его индейское имя?
18
00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,960
Нет. Просто я испугалась как курица
в прошлый раз...
19
00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,600
...когда пыталась встретиться с ним.
Итак, совпадения? Я так не думаю.
20
00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,920
- Весьма странно.
- Неуловимо.
21
00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,840
Кто хочет последний гамбургер?
22
00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,320
Ну вот. Теперь точно.
Теперь я должна его повидать.
23
00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,320
Почему?
24
00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,480
Гамбургер? МакДоналдс?
25
00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:24,040
У старого МакДоналда была ферма.
А мой отец фармацевт.
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сезон 2, серия 21
Та, с забияками.
27
00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,400
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2009
28
00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,360
Фу, я так устал.
29
00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,640
Хочешь забыть про ракетбол
и немного отдохнуть?
30
00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,680
Да, хорошо.
31
00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:23,480
- Эй, вы на наших местах.
- Извините, мы не знали.
32
00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,520
Эй, мы здесь сидели.
33
00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,440
Ладно.
Это-же можно сказать и по-другому.
34
00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,680
Кто знает как?
35
00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:36,080
- Это должно быть смешно?
- Ну, я уже хотел расписать в красках.
36
00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,480
- Что с ним такое?
- Что с тобой?
37
00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,680
Ничего. С ним ничего.
38
00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,800
Наслаждайтесь кофе.
39
00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,680
Что это было?
40
00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:55,160
Я забрал твою шапочку.
Видишь, я тоже могу шутить.
41
00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,160
Моя шутка в том, что я
забрал твою шапочку.
42
00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,280
Это смешно.
43
00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,080
Могу я её забрать?
- Нет.
44
00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,400
Знаешь что?
Я думаю, ты весёлый.
45
00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,600
Славная шутка с шапкой.
46
00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,520
Да ладно, парни, отдайте
ему его шапочку.
47
00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,560
Почему это?
48
00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,560
Потому, что это особенная шапка.
49
00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,440
Он купил её тогда,
когда ему было грустно.
50
00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,920
Тогда он купил шапку...
51
00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,640
...чтобы подбодрить себя, понимаете?
52
00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:38,480
- Чендлер...
- Перестань говорить. Перестань сейчас же.
53
00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,960
Давайте проясним ситуацию.
Вы крадёте мою шапку?
54
00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,080
У тебя проблемы?
55
00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,520
Я просто хочу убедиться,
что мы понимаем друг друга.
56
00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,640
Как прошло интервью?
57
00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,960
Плохо.
58
00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,120
Этот ресторан в духе 50-х годов.
59
00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,800
Пришлось бы готовить в костюме
и танцевать на стойке.
60
00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,480
Я была соусным поваром
в "Кафе де Артист".
61
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,920
Как я могу устраиваться туда, где надо
делать картошку Лаверне-с-кудрями?
62
00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,920
- Не делай этого.
- Как же мне не делать этого?
63
00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,880
У меня осталось 127 $ в банке!
64
00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,920
Моника, успокойся.
Поди принеси пивка.
65
00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,360
Не хочу я пива.
66
00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,480
Кто сказал, что тебе?
67
00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,560
Что такое с вами?
68
00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,840
Какие-то злые парни в кафе
забрали мою шапку.
69
00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,680
- Нет!
- Ты шутишь?
70
00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,200
Это было смешно.
Они задирались.
71
00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,320
Натурально задирались.
72
00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:39,800
Мы то взрослые. Таких вещей больше
не должно происходить.
73
00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:45,200
О, минуточку.
У меня же нет никого.
74
00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,800
Пошли вниз,
и заберём твою шапку.
75
00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:55,480
Забудь. Она уже наверное разобрана
и продана по частям.
76
00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,960
- Э! Я поднялась.
- Что?
77
00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,280
Моё предприятие, МЕГ, поднялось
на два пункта.
78
00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,520
Вы хоть понимаете, что если бы я
вложила свои 127 $ в себя вчера...
79
00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:10,360
...то я бы, типа, имела
сегодня намного больше.
80
00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,920
Знаете что?
Я займусь этим.
81
00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,280
- Займёшься чем?
- Вложу все деньги в себя.
82
00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,160
Ты же ничего не смыслишь
в биржевом рынке.
83
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,400
А что там знать?
Купил - продал. Выше-ниже. Медведи, быки.
84
00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,360
Да, Манхеттен.
85
00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,920
Телефонный номер биржи...
86
00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,360
...магазина акций.
87
00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,040
Видишь? Я же сказал, что подушки
нам пригодятся.
88
00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,960
О, боже.
89
00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,160
Ну вот.
90
00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,560
Первый раз в жизни я скажу:
Привет, отец единоутробный!
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00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,360
- Мы любим тебя. Мы тут, рядом.
- Удачи.
92
00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,200
Спасибо.
93
00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,720
Эй, Рейч, хочешь сендвич?
94
00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,400
А что в нём?
95
00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,720
Там оливки и ветчинный слой.
Без майонеза.
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00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:07,200
Конечно нет, с майонезом
это было бы слишком жирно.
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00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,080
- Беги, Фиби, беги!
- Нет, нет, пёсик, пожалуйста!
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00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,800
Я так хочу любить всех животных.
Пожалуйста, отойди!
99
00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,960
- У тебя есть кость?
- Ты шутишь?
100
00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,960
Осторожно, там камень! Кусючий!
101
00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:25,760
Отдай ногу, чёрт тебя побери
гадкий кусок дерьма!
102
00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,760
Ладно, хорошо.
Мы столкнулись с проблемой.
103
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Надо бы тебе забрать у него трамплин.
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Так, я знаю, что можно сделать.
105
00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,360
Ладно, пёсик, возьми сендвич!
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00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:48,280
Иди возьми сендвич!
Хороший пёсик. Возьми сендвич!
107
00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:52,040
Пёс лижет себя везде,
но не трогает твой сендвич.
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Тебе это не о чём не говорит?
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- Если он его не сьест, я сьем.
- Ты спятил?
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Фибс.
Это всего лишь маленький пёсик.
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- Эй.
- Что?
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Обязательно ли быть агентом
Сенчури 21...
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...чтобы носить такие очень
хорошие куртки?
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Ты говоришь такое девчёнкам?
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Это не тот парень, который
носил твою шапку?
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Ты посмотри, где они сидят.
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Вы шутите, так?
Вы же только что зашли в дверь.
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Может, мы неясно выражаемся?
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Этот диван принадлежит нам.
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Я вам вот что скажу,
вы позовёте диван...
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...потом мы позовём диван...
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...и посмотрим к кому он побежит.
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Знаете, я удивляюсь, почему
вы вдвоём ещё сидите тут.
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Так, надоело.
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С меня уже хватит.
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Гантер.
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Эти парни хотят забрать наши места.
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Ребята, эти парни были здесь первыми.
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Ах, извините, мы не заметили.
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Вот и всё.
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Спасибо, Гантер.
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Мы не хотели до этого доводить.
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Он наябедничал на нас?
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Ты наябедничал?
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Чтож, приятель, ты не оставил
мне выбора.
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- Ты с этим не играйся.
- Знаю.
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Хорошо.
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Давайте выйдем.
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"Давайте выйдем?"
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Кто так говорит?
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Тот, кто сейчас даст тебе по жопе
говорит так.
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Тебе надо было спросить.
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Ладно, ладно, видите ли...
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...мы не будем с вами драться, ребята.
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Тогда вот что.
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Вам не надо будет драться, если вы
уйдёте и не будете больше сюда соваться.
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Я думаю, ты рано сыграл картой
Гантера.
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Эй, Фибс, я думаю, можно идти.
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Да, а я думаю, нельзя.
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Что такое?
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Я думаю, просто, это очень
плохой знак.
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Вроде чудища у входа.
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Похоже, у меня не осталось семьи,
кроме моей бабушки.
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Но будем откровенны, она
тоже здесь не навечно.
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Несмотря на её утверждения.
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И ещё у меня есть сестра с которой я мало
общалась после выхода из общей плаценты.
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Я не знаю. Это мой настоящий отец...
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...и я хотела бы, чтобы всё было
вроде как правильно.
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Я полностью понимаю.
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Только скажи...
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Эй, ты хочешь домой?
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Ладно, спасибо.
Ещё раз извините.
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Что это было?
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Я думаю, теперь вход свободен.
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Я хочу купить пять долей СГЙ.
Сейчас же.
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Быстрей, время - деньги, мой друг!
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Спасибо!
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"Время - деньги, мой друг"?
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Ты пропустила
"Берём деньги чтоб делать деньги"...
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...и "Не заставляй меня приезжать туда
и бить тебя по Уолл Стритному заду".
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Я сделала 17 $ до завтрака.
А вы что сделали?
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Я позавтракал тут, так что
теоретически я сэкономил 3.50 $.
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Как это ты сделала 17 $?
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Чтож, мои финансовые
друзья оппоненты...
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Я поделила деньги и купила
несколько долей СЧП и ЗЭксИ.
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Почему их?
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Ну, СЧП потому, у меня были чувства
к Эрику Эстрада.
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А ЗЭксИ потому, что это мне
кажется, что это звучит "зекси"!
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Что случилось с МЕГ?
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МЕГ была хороша, но я броила её.
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Мой девиз: Уходи, пока не упал.
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Совсем не мой девиз.
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Как пёсик?
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Нормально. Я говорила с врачом.
Люди так приятны в пригороде.
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Он сказал, что маленький приятель
поправится и я смогу его забрать завтра.
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- Хорошо.
- Слава богу.
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Но ему наложили кучу швов.
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И он сказал, только однажды в затмение
луны собачьи уши растут обратно.
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Значит есть надежда.
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А сейчас ты собираешься позвонить отцу
и сказать ему, что пёсик впорядке?
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Я не хочу встречать своего отца
через телефон.
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Что я ему скажу,
"Привет, я дочь, которую ты бросил"
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"О! Кстати, я раздавила твою собаку."
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Эй, Фибс, если хочешь, я позвоню.
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Слушай, только ничего про меня
не говори, хорошо?
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Не...
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...занимай долго телефон.
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Она будет гораздо лучшим другом
после закрытия биржи.
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Это женщина.
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Так говори с ней.
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Здравствуйте, миссис Буффе.
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Я знаю, где ваш пёс.
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Хочу, чтобы вы знали, что он будет
вам возвращён почти как новый...
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...через 24 часа.
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До свидания.
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- Что с голосом?
- Трудно сказать.
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Ваш капучино, сер.
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Спасибо.
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- Здесь гораздо лучше, чем в кафе.
- Абсолютно.
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Почему он не растворяется в воде?
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На пачке написано, что нужно
всё время помешивать.
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Мешаешь и пьёшь, не давать ему оседать.
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Это смешно.
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Когда я вернусь с крестин моей
племянницы...
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...я пойду с вами в кафе, и мы попьём
хорошую чашку кофе.
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Никаких проблем. Здесь Джоуи.
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Я не хочу зависеть от Джоуи каждый раз,
когда мне захочется выпить кофе.
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И я не хочу пить капучино,
написанный с ошибкой.
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Слушай, вот что: ты и я идём
и отстоим своё право.
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Погоди-ка секундочку, мальчик.
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Росс, тебя раньше когда-нибудь били?
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Да, конечно.
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Кто-нибудь кроме Моники?
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Ну и что?
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Ну и что если побьют. Может,
мужчина должен пройти через такое.
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Вроде обряда посвящения.
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Можем же мы ещё раз потерять
невинность?
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А то я думаю, что моя
уже зарастает.
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- Мне нужны 100 $.
- Что?
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Привет.
Добро пожаловать домой.
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- Мне нужно 100 $.
- Зачем?
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- Войти обратно в игру.
- А когда ты вышла?
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Я потеряла всё.
Я проиграла.
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Если я начну объяснять,
ты тоже проиграешь.
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Слушай, Мон, я действительно сожалею.
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Так что там со ста долларами?
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У меня нет их.
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Но они мне нужны!
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Иначе мне придётся идти
работать в то кафе.
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Помнишь, с танцами и костюмами.
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Я не хочу носить
легковоспламеняющиеся сиськи.
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Никто не хочет, дорогая.
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Ой, Макарон!
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О, боже мой. Чёрт возьми,
что случилось с моим псом?
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Это была случайность.
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А женщина, сделавшая это больше
никогда не сделает собаке больно нарочно.
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Она вегетарианец.
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Это швы?
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Да, восемь из них.
Всего их 56.
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Если пойдёт дождь, то не позволяйте
ему долго смотреть наверх...
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...ибо этот конус очень быстро
наполняется.
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Спасибо, что привезли домой
то, что от него осталось.
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- А Френк дома?
- Откуда вы знаете Френка?
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С давних времён.
Он здесь?
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Чего?
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Я имею ввиду Френка старшего.
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00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,680
Он пошёл за овощами.
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00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,460
А скоро он вернётся?
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00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,620
Он ушёл четыре года назад.
Ждём обратно с минуты на минуту.
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Я, пожалуй, пойду.
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Извините за собаку.
И всё такое.
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Извините.
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Эй, девушка!
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Эй, подождите!
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- Откуда вы знаете моего отца?
- Ну, я его не очень-то и знаю.
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Так,.. генетически.
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Он, вроде и мой отец тоже.
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Тяжело.
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Он когда-нибудь говорил обо мне...
...Фиби?
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Нет, но он вобще говорил мало
обо всём.
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Кроме ходуль.
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- Ходуль?
- Да, ему нравились ходули.
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Однажды я наверху воровал
сигареты из маминой сумки...
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...и вдруг я смотрю...
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...а там папина голова проходит
мимо окна.
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Он широко улыбался и махал мне...
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...потому, что он был счастлив,
когда был на ходулях.
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Даже не знаю, что мне теперь делать.
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Я тоже.
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Так ты, похоже, моя
старшая сестра?
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Великолепно. Ты можешь
покупать мне пиво!
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Даже не собираюсь.
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00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,660
Но знаешь, что было бы классно? Если бы
у тебя был бы друг Пит, я могла бы сказать...
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..."Я знаю Пита.
Он друг моего брата".
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- У меня есть друг Марк.
- Так тоже сработает.
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Класс. Хорошо.
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Так я, может, знаешь,
позвоню тебе как-нибудь.
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Мы могли бы поговорить или ещё чего.
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- Да, это было бы здорово.
- Хорошо.
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Я есть в книге.
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Значит ходули, да?
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Если хочешь, могу показать где он
ударился головой об дождевой сток.
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Ну вот. Мы тут.
Отстаиваем своё право.
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- Долго они будут нести кофе?
- Можете побыстрее? Быстрее!
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Спасибо.
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00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,560
- Ну вот и всё.
- Я полагаю, мы сказали своё слово.
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- Ты обжёгся?
- Не чувствую языка.
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Забияки! Большие задиры!
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Смотри кто здесь.
Это же плаксы.
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Разве вы нас плохо поняли тогда?
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Вот по-этому мы и пришли.
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Да, мы отстаиваем своё право.
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Вот так.
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Давайте, уже.
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Эй - эй! Что у тебя там?
Оружие?
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Хорошие часы.
Не хочу сломать их об ваши рёбра.
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Ладно, приступим.
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Вопрос: Если мне наплевать на часы,
могу я их использовать как оружие?
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- Что ты имеешь ввиду?
- Они острые, они из металла.
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Думаю, смогу ими серьёзно
повредить кому-то.
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Нет, нельзя использовать часы.
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Или ключи.
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Вот, что мы сделаем.
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Мы положим все часы и ключи
в эту шапку сюда.
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Хорошо?
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Хорошо, давай. Начинаем.
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Пока не забыл, мы бьём по лицу?
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Конечно. Почему не бить по лицу?
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У меня работа в понедельник.
Большая презентация.
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Вобще-то мне нужно показывать
квартиру завтра...
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...и не бить по лицам
очень кстати придумано.
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Ничего, что выше шеи.
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Или ниже пояса.
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- У Даны овуляция.
- Правда? Вы опять пробуете?
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Погоди, я не понял.
Идёт речь только про середину?
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Давай!
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Хочешь получить?
Я тут стою!
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Эти гады забрали наши вещи!
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Боже, как здорово.
Это было невероятно.
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- Вы, ребята им наваляли!
- Мы? Да это вы всё.
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Вы конкретно навешали
тюлей этому мистеру.
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- Он был большой.
- Да, большой, точно.
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Я не знаю, пропустил всё.
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Ну не кори ты себя так.
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Любой из нас мог споткнуться об
эту девочкину прыгалку.
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Так что, ребята...
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...всё в порядке?
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В порядке.
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Тогда можно мне мою шапку обратно?
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О, боже мой.
Посмотри на неё.
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Привет, Моника!
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Как дела?
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Эй, красивые сиськи.
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Ребята, ребята.
Смотрите.
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Прекрасно.
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