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So how was Joan?
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Broke up with her.
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Oh, why?
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Don't tell me.
Because of the big nostril thing?
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They were huge!
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When she sneezed,
bats flew out of them.
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They were not that huge.
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I'm telling you, she leaned back,
I could see her brain.
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How many women will you reject...
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...over superficial,
insignificant things
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Hold it. I gotta side
with Chandler on this one.
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When I first moved here,
I went out with this girl.
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Really hot. Great kisser...
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...but she had the biggest
Adam's apple.
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Drove me nuts.
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- You or me?
- I got it.
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Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
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You guys are messing with me, right?
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Yeah. We are!
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That's a good one.
For a second there, I was like, whoa!
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The One Where Heckles Dies
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You name one woman that you broke up
with for an actual real reason.
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Maureen Rasillo.
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Because she doesn't hate Yanni
is not a real reason.
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Hello, Mr. Heckles.
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You're doing it again.
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We're not doing anything.
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You're stomping.
It's disturbing my birds.
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You don't have birds.
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I could have birds.
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We'll try to keep it down.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
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All right, bye-bye.
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Okay, Janice.
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Give me Janice.
That wasn't about being picky.
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We'll give you Janice.
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I miss Janice, though.
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Hello, Chandler Bing!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, Chandler!
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Now! Now!
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That's it.
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There! Faster!
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Stop with the broom!
We're not making noise!
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We won.
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We did it!
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Mr. Heckles!
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- How did this happen?
- He was sweeping.
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They found a broom in his hand.
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- That's terrible.
- I know.
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I was sweeping yesterday.
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It could've been me.
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Sweeping. You never know.
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Never know.
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It's very faint, but I can
still sense him in the building.
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Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
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Okay, Phoebe.
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I'm sorry,
but sometimes they need help.
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Here we go.
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That's fine, go ahead and scoff.
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There are a lot of things
I don't believe in...
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...but that doesn't mean
they're not true.
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Such as?
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Like crop circles or
the Bermuda Triangle or evolution.
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What, you don't believe in evolution?
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Not really.
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You don't believe in evolution?
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I don't know.
It's just, you know...
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Monkeys, Darwin, it's a nice story.
I just think it's a little too easy.
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"Too easy"? Too
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The process of every living thing
on this planet evolving...
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...over millions of years from
single-celled organisms is "too easy"?
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Yeah, I just don't buy it.
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Excuse me. Evolution is not
for you to buy, Phoebe.
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Evolution is scientific fact,
like the air we breathe...
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...like gravity.
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Don't get me started on gravity.
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You don't believe in gravity?
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Well, it's not so much that,
you know, I don't believe in it.
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Lately I get the feeling that...
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...I'm not so much being pulled
down as I am being pushed.
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Pushed.
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It's Isaac Newton and he's pissed.
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There she is. And over there,
that's the other one.
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This is Mr. Buddy Doyle,
Heckles' attorney.
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He'd like to talk to you.
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What can we do for you?
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All right, kids, here's the deal.
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According my client's will...
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...he wants to leave
all his earthly possessions...
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...to "the noisy girls
in the apartment above mine."
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What about his family?
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He didn't have any.
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Okay, so let's talk money.
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All right, there was none.
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Now, let's talk signing.
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You be noisy girl number one.
You be noisy girl number two.
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I can't believe that this whole time
we thought he hated us.
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Isn't it amazing how much
you can touch someone's life...
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...without even knowing it?
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Would you look at this dump?
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He hated us!
This was his final revenge!
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I've never seen so much crap!
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Actually, I think this apartment
sullies the good name of crap.
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Check this out.
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Can I have this?
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How can you not believe in evolution?
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I don't know, just don't.
Look at this funky shirt!
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Pheebs, I've studied evolution
my entire adult life.
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And we've collected fossils
from all over the world...
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...that actually show the evolution
of different species.
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I mean, you can literally see them...
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...evolving through time.
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Really? You can actually see it?
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You bet! In the U.S.,
China, Africa, all over!
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See, I didn't know that.
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Well, there you go.
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So now the real question is,
who put those fossils there and why?
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Look at this!
My Big Book of Grievances.
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Hey, there's me!
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"April 17th, excessive noise...
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...Italian guy comes home with a date."
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You're in here too.
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"April 18th, excessive noise...
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...Italian guy's gay roommate
brings home dry cleaning."
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Well, that's excellent.
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Look at this lamp.
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Is this tacky or what?
We have to have this.
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I think we have enough regular lamps.
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What? Come on, it's not like...
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...I'm asking for this
girlie clock or anything.
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Which, by the way,
I also think is really cool.
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Look, it doesn't go
with any of my stuff.
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Well, what about my stuff?
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You don't have any stuff.
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You still think of it
as your apartment, don't you?
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Yes, you do.
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You think of it as your apartment
and I just rent a room.
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While you "mmm" on that,
I'll go find a place for my new lamp.
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Okay, Pheebs. See how I'm making
these little toys move?
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Opposable thumbs!
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Without evolution, how do you
explain opposable thumbs?
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Maybe the Overlords needed them
to steer their spacecrafts.
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Tell me you're joking.
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Look, can't we say that you believe
in something and I don't?
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No, Pheebs, we can't.
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No, what's that all about?
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What is this obsessive need
to make everybody agree with you?
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I think maybe it's time
you put Ross under the microscope.
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Is there blood coming out of my ears?
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Check it out.
Heckles' high-school yearbook.
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He looks so normal!
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He's even kind of cute.
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"Heckles, you crack me up
in science class.
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You're the funniest kid in school."
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- Funniest? Heckles?
- That's what it says.
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Heckles was voted class clown,
and so was I.
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He was right!
Would you listen to that?
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I'd call that excessive.
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What?
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Heckles played clarinet in band,
and I played clarinet.
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He was in the scale
modeler's club and I was
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There was no club,
but I sure thought they were cool.
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So? You were both dorks.
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Big deal.
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I just think it's weird, you know?
Heckles and me
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Heckles and me. Me
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Me and Heckles.
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Hey, would you knock it off!
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Have you been here all night?
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Look at this.
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Pictures of all the women
Heckles went out with.
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Look what he wrote on them.
"Vivian, too tall."
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"Madge, big gums."
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"Too loud."
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"Too smart."
"Makes noise when she eats."
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This is me.
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This is what I do.
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I'm gonna end up alone,
just like he did.
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Heckles was a nut case.
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Our trains are on the same track.
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I'm coming up 30 years behind him,
but the stops are all the same.
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Bitter Town...
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...Alone-ville, Hermit Junction!
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You know what we gotta do?
Get you out of here.
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I'll buy you breakfast.
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What if I never find somebody?
Or worse, what if I found her...
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...but I dumped her because
she pronounces it, "supposably"?
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Chandler, come on,
you're gonna find somebody.
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How do you know that? How?
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I don't know. I'm just
trying to help you out.
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You guys will all get married...
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...and I'll end up alone.
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Will you promise me something?
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When you're married, will you
invite me over for holidays?
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I don't know what we'll be doing.
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I mean, what if we're over
at her folks' place?
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Yeah, I understand.
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You can come over
and watch the Super Bowl.
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Every year, all right?
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You know what?
I'm not gonna end up like this.
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I'll see you, man.
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"Supposably."
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Supposably!
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Did they go to the zoo?
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Supposably.
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Hi. It's me.
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Oh, my God!
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Janice? You called Janice?
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Yes. Janice.
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Why is that difficult to comprehend?
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You remember Janice, right?
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Yes. She was smart, she was pretty
and she honestly cared about me.
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Janice is my last chance
to have somebody.
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Oh, my God!
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Jeez, look how fat she got.
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- Hey, it's everybody!
- Hi, Janice.
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Janice, you're...
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Yes, I am.
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- Is it?
- Is it yours?
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You wish, Chandler Bing!
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You are looking at a married lady now.
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Congratulations.
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Sweetie, I'm sorry.
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You couldn't tell me on the phone?
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And what? Miss the expression
on your face? Oh, no!
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Janice likes to have her fun!
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You know what we haven't
played in a while?
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Hide the lamp.
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Monica, let it go.
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Did you know
I'm allergic to shellfish?
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Then you'll just have
to eat the other lamps.
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It's scary scientist man.
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Okay, Phoebe, this is it.
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In this briefcase I carry
actual scientific facts.
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A briefcase of facts, if you will.
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Some of these fossils are
over 200 million years old.
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Before you even start,
I'm not denying evolution.
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It's just one of the possibilities.
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It's the only possibility.
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Ross, could you just open
your mind, like, this much?
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Didn't the brightest minds in
the world believe the Earth was flat?
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And up till 50 years ago, you thought
the atom was the smallest thing...
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...until you split it open
and this whole mess of crap came out.
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Are you telling me that you are
so unbelievably arrogant...
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...that you can't admit that
there's a teeny, tiny possibility...
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...that you could be wrong about this?
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There might be...
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...a teeny...
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...tiny...
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...possibility.
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I can't believe you caved.
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You just abandoned
your whole belief system!
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Before, I didn't agree with you,
but at least I respected you.
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But...
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How are you gonna go
into work tomorrow?
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How are you going to face
the other science guys?
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How are you going to face yourself?
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That was fun.
So who's hungry?
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I am.
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Me too.
Let me just get my coat.
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What happened?
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It was an accident, I swear.
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I was putting on my jacket and
the thing and the lamp and it broke.
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Oh, please, Monica!
You've always hated my lamp!
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And now all of a sudden,
it's just magically, it's just broken?
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Phoebe, tell her?
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I didn't see it, because
I was putting on my jacket.
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But I want to believe you.
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Hey, Chandler. Monica just
broke my seashell lamp.
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Neat.
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I'm gonna die alone!
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Okay, you win.
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Chandler, you are not
gonna die alone.
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Janice was my safety net, okay?
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And now I have to get a snake.
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Why is that?
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If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man,
I'm gonna need a thing.
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You know, a hook.
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Like that guy on the subway
who eats his own face.
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So I figure I'll be
"Crazy Man With A Snake."
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Crazy Snake Man.
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Then I'll get more snakes,
call them my babies.
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Kids will run past my place!
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"Run away from Crazy Snake Man,"
they'll shout!
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You've got to get over this.
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You won't end up alone.
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Of course I will.
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I reject anyone who's crazy enough
to actually go out with me...
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...and then I bitch that there
aren't any great women out there.
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You have just described...
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...virtually every man
that we've ever gone out with.
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You are not a freak.
You're a guy.
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She's right.
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You're no different than the rest.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yes, he is.
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You are totally different.
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In a bad way?
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No, honey, in a wonderful way.
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You know what you want now.
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Most guys don't even have a clue.
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You're ready to take risks, be
vulnerable and intimate with someone.
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You're not gonna end up alone.
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You called Janice. That's how much
you wanted to be with someone!
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- You've made it!
- You're there!
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You are ready to make a commitment!
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Don't know about that!
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What you got there?
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Something else that's not yours
that you can break?
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I know you like this
and I want you to have it.
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It'll look good in our apartment.
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Thank you.
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That's fine.
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You'll all be pleased to know
that I have a date tomorrow night.
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This woman Allison from work.
She is great.
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She's pretty, she's smart.
And I've been...
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...holding off asking her out
in the past, because she has a...
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...unusually large head.
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But I'm not going to let
that stuff hang me up anymore.
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Look at me. I'm growing.
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You can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
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I'll take that.
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You want his yearbook?
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Some people said nice things about him.
Somebody should have it.
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Gosh, this is so weird.
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His whole life was in
this apartment and now it's gone.
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I think it would be nice if we just
took a few moments for Mr. Heckles.
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He was kind of a pain.
He was, but he was a person.
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You're all going to hell.
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It's really not that big!
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- Taking that with you, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
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You coming?
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In a second.
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Goodbye, Mr. Heckles.
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We'll try to keep it down.
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My major was useless.
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00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:57,966
How often do you look in the classifieds
and see "Philosopher Wanted"?
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Sure.
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My God, that's a big head!
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00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:07,813
It didn't look this big in the office.
Maybe it's the lighting.
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My head must look
like a golf ball at work.
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Don't get hung up on it. Quick!
List five things you like about her.
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Nice smile, good dresser.
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Big head, big head, big head!
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Ну, как твое свидание с Джуан?
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Я ее бросил.
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Почему?
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Только не говори, что виновата форма ее ноздрей.
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Не форма, а размер.
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У нее там могли бы жить летучие мыши.
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Да ладно, не преувеличивай.
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Клянусь тебе, она откинулась в кресле, и мне страшно
стало.
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Ну скажи, не ужель ли ты и в прям
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способен бросить девушку из-за такой ерунды?
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Оу… нет, нет, я его понимаю.
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Помню, впервые приехал в Нью-Йорк познакомился
с одной.
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Умная, веселая, сексуальная.
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Зато кадык у нее был такого размера, я прям, с
ума сходил.
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Вот и я тоже.
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-Ты или я?
-Я понял.
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Джо, да ведь у женщин то нет кадыка.
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Вы что, надо мной издеваетесь?
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Конечно издеваемся.
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Шутники, еще секунду и меня бы вырвало.
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Эпизод, где мистер Хеклс Умирает
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English Subtitles by GELULA
& CO., INC. Dьzenleme: EviLL
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Назови хоть одну женщину, с которой ты порвал
по резкой причине.
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Маурен Разила.
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Не вопить на футболе как ты, еще не резкая причина.
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Здравствуйте мистер Хеклс.
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Вы опять за старое?
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Мы ничего не делаем.
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Вы тут топаете и беспокоите моих птиц.
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У вас же нет птиц.
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А могли бы быть.
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Хорошо мистер Хеклс, мы будем потише.
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Спасибо.
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Пойду продолжу обед с друзьями.
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Ок, пока-пока.
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О Дженис.
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Тогда возьмем Дженис. Уж к ней то я не придирался,
согласись.
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Хорошо, возьмем Janice.
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Мне ее не хватает.
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Здравствуй Чендлер Бинг.
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Боже мой.
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О Чендлер!
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еще, еще.
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Вот так.
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еще, еще…
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Хватит стучать своей шваброй, у нас тихо.
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Победа!
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Победа!
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Мистер Хеклс.
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Как это произошло?
Наверное подметал.
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У него в руке была швабра.
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Какой ужас.
Да.
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Я тоже вчера подметал.
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Мог бы быть на его месте.
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Тоже подметал?
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Опасное дело.
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Флюиды слабые, но я чувствую, что он еще здесь.
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Явитесь к нам мистер Хекалз!
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Фиби успокойся.
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Извините, но иногда им надо помочь.
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Да, ну еще бы.
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Можете смеяться.
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В мире есть много чего, во что я не верю,
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но это не значит, что этого не существует.
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Например.
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Бермудский треугольник или эволюция.
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Ха… Ты что ж, не веришь в эволюцию?
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Серьезно.
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Ты не веришь в эволюцию?
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Не знаю. Да нет
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Обезьяны, Дарвин, все это конечно любопытно, но
как-то все это уж слишком просто.
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Просто?
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роцесс, в котором за миллионы лет из одноклеточных
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произошли все современные существа, по-твоему
это просто?
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Нет. Но только меня на это не купишь.
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Извини, но эволюция не продается.
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Она просто научный факт. Как воздух, которым мы
дышим
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или как гравитация.
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Вот только не надо мне про гравитацию.
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Ты что, и в гравитацию не веришь?
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Не то чтобы совсем не верила, но знаешь,
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в последнее время мне кажется,
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что меня к земле не столько притягивает, сколько
пригибает.
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Пригибает…
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Ага, это Исаак Ньютон из Бермудского треугольника.
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вот они обе тут. И одна и другая.
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Это мистер Вади, адвокат мистера Хеклса.
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У него к вам разговор.
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Да? А в чем собственно дело?
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А вот в чем дело.
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Мой клиент оставил завещание,
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по которому все его имущество достается
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двум шумливым девушкам над моей головой.
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А что же его родственники?
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У него их нет.
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Okay, Тогда давайте на счет денег.
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Денег тоже нет.
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Распишитесь
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Вы будете шумливой девушкой номер один
а вы будете номер два
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И почему мы думали, что он нас ненавидел?
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Как странно, мы что-то значим для других людей
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и даже не подозреваем об этом.
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Ты только посмотри на весь этот кошмар.
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Все-таки он нас ненавидел. Это его месть.
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В жизни не видела столько хлама.
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Хлам - изящное название для этого мусора.
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Смотрите какая штука.
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Можно я его возьму?
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Как ты можешь не верить в эволюцию?
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Да так, не верю и все. Смотри, какая рубашка.
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Фиби, я занимаюсь эволюцией всю свою сознательную
жизнь.
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Пойми, мы находим останки древних организмов,
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по которым можно проследить, как они изменялись.
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То есть мы можем проследить
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подступ эволюции на протяжении веков.
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Серьезно? И ты сам все это видел?
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Конечно. В Штатах, Китае, Африке, везде.
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Да? А я и не знала.
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Теперь знаешь.
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Теперь осталось понять,кто подложил туда эти останки
и зачем.
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Смотрите, книга наблюдений и претензий.
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О, это про меня.
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17 апреля. Дикий шум.
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К итальянцу пришла девица.
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Смотри Чендлер, про тебя.
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18 апреля. Дикий шум.
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К голубому соседу итальянца пришел мальчик из
химчистки.
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Толковая книга.
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Моника, смотри какая лампа.
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Ужас, да? Мы должны ее взять.
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У нас достаточно нормальных ламп.
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Что? Перестань. Я же не собираюсь брать
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этот будильник с куколкой.
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Вообще-то он тоже классный.
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Эта лампа не подходит к моей мебели.
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Зато к моей подходит.
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У тебя нет своей мебели.
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Ты думаешь, что это все еще твоя квартира, да?
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Да, думаешь.
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Нет. Ты думаешь, что квартира твоя, а я так комнату
просто снимаю.
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Ты помычи, а я пока поищу место для своей новой
лампы.
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А ну, Фиби, чем я их двигаю?
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Большими пальцами.
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Если отрицать эволюцию, как ты объяснишь появление
больших пальцев?
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Может, они были нужны пришельцам, чтобы управлять
тарелкой.
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Скажи, что ты пошутила.
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Слушай, давай так. Ты веришь в одно, а я в другое.
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Нет Фиби, так же нельзя.
Почему?
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Что у тебя за манера требовать, чтобы все с тобой
соглашались?
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Просто какая-то мания. Знаешь, что я тебе скажу,
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засунь себя под микроскоп и рассмотри,как следует.
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У меня еще кровь из ушей не пошла?
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Смотри,
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нормальный парень.
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Я бы даже сказала милый.
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Хеклс, ты обошел меня в учебе
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и ты самый юморной парень в школе.
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Юморной? Хеклс?
Так здесь написано.
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Хеклс был избран шутом класса и я тоже.
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И правда, дикая слышимость.
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Я сказал бы это чересчур.
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Что?
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Хеклс играл в оркестре на кларнете и я тоже.
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он ходил в авиамодельный клуб и я.
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о есть у нас клуба то не было. Но я всегда об
этом мечтал.
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Да просто два одинаковых придурка.
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Поразительно.
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Хеклс, как я
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Я как Хеклс
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Я и Хеклс.
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Черт, да прекратите наконец.
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Ты что, всю ночь здесь сидел?
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Смотри,
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Смотри, тут женщины, с которыми он встречался.
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Его заметки. Вивьен, слишком жирная
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Марш, слишком длинная,
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слишком грубая,
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слишком умная, чавкает за столом.
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Это же я.
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Я к ним придираюсь,
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как он.
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Чендлер, он же был, чокнутым.
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У наших с ним поездов один маршрут.
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Да, я отстал лет на 30. но остановки те же.
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Город уныния,
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холм одиночества, тупик рухляти.
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Знаешь, что тебе надо? Уйти отсюда.
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Пойдем позавтракаем за мой счет.
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А если я так никого и не найду или еще хуже, нашел,
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но бросил из-за того, что она говорила не мало
вероятно.
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Чендлер, брось, найдешь ты себе кого-нибудь.
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А ты то откуда знаешь? Откуда?
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Ни откуда. Просто хотел тебя утешить.
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Вот увидишь, вы все переженитесь,
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разъедитесь, а я один останусь.
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Слушай, обещай, когда женишься
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будешь приглашать меня к себе на праздники.
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Ну это я не знаю.
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А вдруг мы к ее родителям поедем.
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Ну да, конечно.
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Будешь приходить ко мне смотреть Суперкубок каждый
месяц.
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Суперкубок каждый месяц. Хорошо?
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Знаешь что, меня такая жизнь не устраивает.
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Увидимся позже.
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Не мало вероятно.
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Хм, не мало вероятно.
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Ты пойдешь в зоопарк?
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Не мало вероятно…
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Привет. Это я.
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О мой Бог.
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Дженис? Ты звонил Дженис?
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Да. Janice.
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Да, а что вас так удивляет?
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А ты ее хорошо помнишь?
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Да. Она умная, красивая, и она меня любит.
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Дженис – моя последняя надежда.
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О, мой Бог.
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Гляди, как она потолстела.
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-Привет всем!
-Привет, Janice.
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Дженис, ты…
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Представь себе.
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Он…
Твой?
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Не надейся Чендлер Бинг.
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Перед тобой замужняя женщина.
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Ну, поздравляю.
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Ну прости солнышко.
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Ты что, не могла сказать это по телефону?
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И не увидеть выражение твоего лица.
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Дженис любит смешные зрелища.
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Рейчал, у меня к тебе новое предложение.
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выброси лампу.
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Может хватит?
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Но у меня аллергия на эту лампу.
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Тогда тебе придется, есть другие лампы.
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О… Пришел наш грозный ученый.
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Так вот Фиби,
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здесь у меня,находятся научные факты.
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Целый чемодан фактов.
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Некоторым из этих образцов более 200 миллионов
лет.
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Слушай, успокойся. Я не отрицаю теорию эволюции,
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я просто говорю, что есть и другие теории.
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Других серьезных теорий нет.
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Росс, ну нельзя быть таким узколобым.
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Вот раньше, лучшие умы человечества считали, что
Земля плоская.
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Да совсем недавно все вы были уверены, что нет
ничего меньше атома,
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но потом вы его расщепили, и оказалось, что там
много еще мелкой дряни.
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Почему ты так самоуверен?
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Почему ты не допускаешь даже ничтожной вероятности,
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что тут вы тоже ошибаетесь.
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Ну может быть...
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...ничтожная...
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...ничтожная...
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...может и есть.
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Как ты можешь?
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Ты же только что предал все, во что верил.
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Раньше я с тобой не соглашалась, но по крайней
мере уважала тебя.
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Но...
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Как ты завтра пойдешь на работу?
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Как ты посмотришь в глаза своим коллегам?
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Как сможешь жить в ладу со своей совестью?
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А здорово я его. Пошли перекусим.
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Пошли
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Пошли, только возьму куртку.
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Что случилось?
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Только спокойно. Это не я.
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Я просто одевала, кофту, и она сама упала.
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Брось, Моника. Ты мою лампу терпеть не могла
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и тут вдруг каким-то чудом она сама разбилась.
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Фиби, скажи ей.
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Я ничего не видела, я надевала пиджак.
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Но я хочу тебе верить.
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Чендлер, Моника разбила мою любимую лампу.
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Ага.
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А я… умру в одиночестве.
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Да, тебе хуже.
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Почему ты умрешь в одиночестве?
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Дженис была моя последняя надежда.
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Теперь придется купить змею.
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Ну а змею то зачем?
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У одинокого старика должна быть какая-то причуда.
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Помните парня
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из подземки, который с попугаем ходил?
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Ну вот, а я буду псих со змеей.
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псих со змеей.
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Куплю змею и буду называть ее доченькой.
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А дети будут меня бояться.
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Спасайся кто может, псих со змеей идет!!!
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Ничего этого не будет.
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Одиночество тебе не грозит.
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Еще как грозит.
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Я же сам бросаю всех, у кого хватает глупости
со мной встречаться.
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А потом еще жалуюсь, что вокруг меня нет достойных
женщин.
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Чендлер, ты же сейчас описал почти всех мужчин,
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с которыми мы встречались.
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Ты не исключение, ты правило.
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Ну конечно,
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ты ничем не отличаешься от остальных.
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Неправда, он отличается. Он не такой, как все.
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Он не такой, как все.
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То есть я хуже.
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Нет милый, ты гораздо лучше.
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Ты знаешь, что хочешь,
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а большинство и не задумываются.
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Ты готов рискнуть, не боишься быть открытым и
уязвимым.
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Да, ты никогда не будешь одиноким.
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Ты даже позвонил Дженис. Вот на что ты готов,
чтобы не быть одиноким.
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Ты молодец.
Не то слово.
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Ты жизнь отдашь ради любимой.
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Оу! А вот это я еще подумаю!
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Что это у тебя?
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Еще одна чужая вещь, которую можно разбить.
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Нет. Я знаю эта штука тебе нравиться.
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Она будет отлично смотреться в нашей квартире.
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Спасибо.
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Не за что.
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Я хочу вас обрадовать. Завтра вечером у меня свидание.
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Это Элисон. Она у нас работает.
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Умная, обаятельная, прелесть.
Раньше мне
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не хотелось ее приглашать, потому что
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у нее слишком большая голова
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Но теперь меня это не остановит
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Да, я морально вырос.
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Ребята, как вы думаете, альбом уберут в автор-сырье?
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Отдай мне.
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Зачем тебе альбом Хекалза?
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Не хочу сдавать чужую жизнь в автор-сырье.
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Как все это странно.
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Жил человек жил, а потом раз и нету.
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По-моему мы должны почтить память мистера Хеклса.
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Конечно, он был занудой, но он был человеком.
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Вы все попадете в ад.
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Хорошо, что в жизни ты не такая
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Возьмешь это себе?
Да…
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Ты идешь?
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Да, сейчас.
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Прощайте мистер Хеклс,
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мы постараемся не шуметь.
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Не понимаю, зачем я училась.
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Ты когда-нибудь видел в газете объявление,
требуются философы?
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Никогда.
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Ну и голова.
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В офисе она казалась меньше. Наверное, освещение.
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Я рядом с ней мячик для гольфа.
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Так хватит, давай ищи быстро хорошее.
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Милая улыбка, чудная прическа…
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большая голова, большая, большая, большущая!
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