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What is it about me?
Do I not look fun enough?
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Is there something
repellent about me?
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How was the party?
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It couldn't have been worse.
A woman literally passed through me.
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What is it?
Am I hideously unattractive?
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No, you are not.
You are very attractive.
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I go through the same thing.
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When I put on a little weight,
I question everything.
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I've put on weight?
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Did you want to...?
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No, not weight.
More like insulation.
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I'm unemployed,
in dire need of a project.
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Wanna work out?
I can remake you.
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I would, but that might get
in the way of my lying-around time.
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Please?
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Come on, let her do it!
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All right.
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If we put on spandex and my boobs
are bigger than yours, I'm going home.
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Your boobs are fine.
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I shouldn't have said anything.
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Come here. Come here!
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Can't make hands meet!
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The One Where Ross Finds Out
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Let's do it!
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What?
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Nothing. Just never seen
your little stretchy pants before.
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It's cute!
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And we're changing.
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Come on, give me five more!
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Five more!
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Five more and I'll flash you.
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One...
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...two...
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...two and a half.
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Just show me one of them.
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She's insane!
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The woman is insane.
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It's before work, after work,
and during work.
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She's got me doing
butt-clenches at my desk.
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And now they won't
bring me my mail anymore.
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Just tell her you want to stop.
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I can't. All she get to
work is all she can got.
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So that's why I was thinking, maybe we
could all pitch in and buy her own restraunt.
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Hey, Pheebs.
How'd it go with Scott?
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It was nice. Took him
to a romantic restaurant...
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...ordered champagne. Nice.
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He still won't put out?
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Nope. Zilch. Nothing.
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Sorry, Pheebs.
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Look, I don't mind taking it slow.
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I like him a lot.
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He's really interesting,
and he's really sweet.
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Why won't he give it up?
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Maybe he drives his car
on the other side of the road.
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If you know what I mean.
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No. What do you mean?
He's not British.
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Maybe he's gay.
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I don't think that's the problem.
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We went dancing
the other night...
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...and just the way he held me so close
and looked into my eyes...
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I just definitely felt something.
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But how much can you
tell from a look?
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I felt it on my hip.
I could tell.
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Yo, Bing!
Racquetball in 20 minutes.
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Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand
and smack her with it.
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Oh, Rachel! Don't look.
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What?
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I don't care.
I have a date tonight.
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You have a date?
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Monica's setting me up.
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What about Ross and...
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What? My whole
insane jealousy thing?
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Well, you know,
as much fun as that was...
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...I've decided to opt for sanity.
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You're okay about all this?
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Oh, yeah, come on!
I'm moving on.
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He can press her up against
that window as much as he wants.
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For all I care, he can throw her
through the damn thing.
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Hi, guys.
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Monica, I'll come by tomorrow and
pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay?
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If you say his full name.
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Can I come over tomorrow and pick up
Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?
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All right.
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- You're getting a cat?
- Actually, we're getting a cat.
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Together?
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Both of you? Together?
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Lt'll live with Ross half the time
and with me half the time.
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Well, isn't that just lovely?
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That's something you'll enjoy...
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...for a really, really,
really long time.
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Hopefully.
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Look at that.
I gotta go! I got a date!
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With a man.
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You guys have a really good night...
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...and you two have a really good cat.
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We're not supposed to
take these when we leave.
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I don't know if Monica told you, but
this my first date since my divorce.
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If I seem a little nervous...
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...I am.
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How long do cats live?
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I'm sorry?
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Cats. How long do they live?
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Figuring you don't throw them
under a bus or something?
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Maybe 15, 16 years.
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Well, that's just great.
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Cheers!
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Right. Clink.
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Monica told you I was cuter
than this, didn't she?
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No, Michael, it's not you.
Sorry. It's just...
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It's this thing.
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It's not as bad as it sounds...
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...but this friend of mine is
getting a cat with his girlfriend.
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Oh, that does sound...
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He just started going out with her.
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Is this guy an old boyfriend?
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Yeah, he wishes.
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I'm sorry. Look at me.
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Michael, let's talk about you.
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So...
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Did you ever get a pet
with a girlfriend?
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- So I figured it out.
- What?
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Why Scott doesn't want
to sleep with me.
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I'm not sexy enough.
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Phoebe, that's crazy.
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When I first met you,
you know what I said?
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I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
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Really? That's so sweet.
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I mean, I'm officially offended.
But that's so sweet.
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If you wanna know what the deal is,
you're gonna have to ask him.
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You're right. You're right.
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You are so "yum"!
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I mean, it's a cat, you know?
It's a cat.
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Why can't they get a bug?
One of those fruit flies.
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Those things that live for a day.
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What are they called?
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Fruit flies?
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Thank you.
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Would you like dessert?
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No dessert.
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Just the check. Please.
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Oh, no. You're not
having fun, are you?
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No, no, I am.
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But only because I've been playing
the movie Diner in my head.
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Oh, look at me.
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Look at me.
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I'm on a date
with a really great guy.
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All I can think about is Ross...
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...and his cat...
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...and his Julie.
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Look, do you want a
piece of pie or something?
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Do like that man, I just
screwed this all over.
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I just want to get over him.
Why can't I do that?
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Look, I've been through a divorce.
Trust me, you're gonna be fine.
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You can't see it because
you haven't had closure
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Closure!
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That's what it is!
That's what I need!
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God, you're brilliant!
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Why didn't I think of that?
How do I get that?
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Well, there's no one way
really, it's just...
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Whatever it takes so that
you can finally say to him:
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"I'm over you."
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Over you.
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That's what it is.
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Closure.
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Hello? Excuse me?
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Excuse me. Hel
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- Hang on.
- Excuse me?
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- What?
- Hi. I'm sorry.
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I need to borrow your phone
for just one minute.
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- I'm talking.
- I see that.
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One phone call, I'll be very quick.
I'll even pay for it myself.
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You're being a little weird
about your phone.
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All right. Fine.
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I'll call you back.
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Thank you.
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So good people!
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Machine.
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- Just waiting for the beep.
- Good.
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Ross! Hi, it's Rachel.
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I'm just calling to say that...
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...everything's fine.
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And I'm really happy for you...
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...and your cat.
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Who, by the way, I think
you should name Michael.
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You see there,
I'm thinking of names...
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...so obviously I am over you.
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I am over you.
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And that, my friend,
is what they call "closure."
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It's Sunday morning.
I'm not running on a Sunday.
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- Why not?
- Because it's Sunday!
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It's God's day.
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If you say stop, then we stop.
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Stop.
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No, come on! We can't stop!
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We got three more pounds to go!
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I am the energy train
and you are on board!
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And how was the date?
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I think there was a restaurant.
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I know there was wine.
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00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,123
Actually, Julie's getting a cab.
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I just need the cat toys.
Did Monica say...
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What? Why are you
looking at me like that?
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I'm sorry. I don't know, I...
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I feel like I dreamed
about you last night...
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...but I don't remember.
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There they are.
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00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:39,210
Did we speak on the phone?
Did you call me?
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No. I stayed at Julie's last night.
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I haven't even been home yet.
Do you mind if I check my messages?
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Oh, yeah, go ahead.
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Rach, I got a message from you!
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Who's Michael?
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Oh, my God!
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00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:06,168
Ross, no! Hang up the phone.
Give me the phone!
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00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,878
Give me the
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You're over me?
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Oh, God!
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- You're
- Oh, God.
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You're over me?
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When were you...
221
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,062
...under me?
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00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,302
Rachel, do you...?
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I mean, were you?
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What?
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Basically...
226
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...lately, I've...
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I've sort of had feelings for you.
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You've had feelings for me?
229
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,994
So? You had feelings for me first!
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You know about my
You know I had
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You know?
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Chandler told me.
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When did he? When did he?
When did he?
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When you were in China.
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Meeting Julie.
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Julie. That's
Oh, God!
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I need to lie down.
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No, I'm gonna stand.
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I'm gonna stand...
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...and I'm gonna walk.
I'm walking and I am standing.
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Now you're over me?
242
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,910
Are you over me?
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00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,794
That's Julie.
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00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,389
- Hi, Julie.
- I've got a cab waiting.
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I'll be right down!
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00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,970
Wait, so you're going?
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Well, okay, I have to.
I can't deal with this right now.
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I mean, I've
You know, I've got a cab.
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I've got a girlfriend.
I'm gonna go get a cat.
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Cat!
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- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Pheebs.
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00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:55,103
How come you're watching
a rabbi play electric guitar?
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00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,639
I can't find the remote.
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00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,418
Thank you.
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00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,381
Scott asked me to come over
for lunch and I did.
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00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,423
- And?
- And we did.
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All right! Way to go!
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Yea, me!
259
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So how did it happen?
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I took your advice and
asked him what was going on.
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What did he say?
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He understands how sex can be
a very emotional thing for a woman.
263
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And he was just afraid
that I was going to get all:
264
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"Is he gonna call me the next day?"
And "Where is this going?"
265
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:38,585
So he said he wanted to hold off
until he was prepared to be serious.
266
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,354
So I said, "Okay. Relax, please."
267
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Sex can be just about two people
right there in the moment.
268
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:54,268
If he wants to see me again, he can
call. If not, that's fine too.
269
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,907
So after a lot of talking...
270
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...I convinced him.
271
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Let me get this straight.
272
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He got you to beg to sleep with him.
273
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He got you to say
he never has to call you again.
274
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,386
And he got you thinking
this is a great idea?
275
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This man is my god!
276
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,544
This one is cute. Don't you think.
277
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,779
Yeah. This one is cute, that one is cute.
They are all cute, they're kittens!
278
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Let's just wrap one and
get the hell out of here.
279
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- Are you OK!
- Yeah, me, sure!
280
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:55,364
You know this is the big step for us,
but I'm got feeling that will be OK.
281
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:59,734
I know, I know!
282
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Do you have any cat really
old and incrediblly sick.
283
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,443
Rose, I don't want one suppose to die.
284
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,382
Oh, see? We should have worked
that out before we came down here.
285
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:20,122
OK, sweetie. I'm gonna narrow it down with this
one over here and this one with the stripes, OK?
286
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,494
- I have to pick?
- Whickever one you want.
287
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:32,560
I don't know. I mean
it's not easy to choose.
288
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:46,217
You know both cat are beautiful, funny.
You will be happy with either cat.
289
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,550
Do you want to take both?
290
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:58,928
I can't have two cats.
Joey is kind of guy to have two cats.
291
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I didn't get a cat.
292
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,676
That's interesting.
293
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,822
No, it's not "interesting."
It's very, very not interesting.
294
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,959
It's actually 100% the
opposite of interesting.
295
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,455
I got it, Ross.
296
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:33,358
You had no right to say
you had feelings for me.
297
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,260
I was doing great with Julie
before I knew!
298
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,400
I was doing great
before I knew about you!
299
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:42,037
You think it's easy
to see you with Julie?
300
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,265
You should've said something before!
301
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,773
I didn't know then.
And how come you never said anything?
302
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,570
There was never a good time.
303
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:53,146
You only had a year.
And we only hung out every night!
304
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,314
Not...
305
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,884
...every night.
306
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,256
It's not like I didn't try.
But things got in the way.
307
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,185
You know, like Italian guys...
308
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,260
...or ex-fiances...
309
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,431
...or Italian guys.
310
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,762
There was one Italian guy, okay?
And do you have a point?
311
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,769
The point is, I don't need
this right now!
312
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,703
Okay? It's too late.
313
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:22,879
I'm with somebody else. I'm happy.
This ship has sailed!
314
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:26,242
You're just gonna put away
your feelings for me?
315
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,079
I've done it since ninth grade.
I'm good at it.
316
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,754
All right, fine.
You go ahead and do that.
317
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,284
I don't need your ship!
318
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- Good.
- Good!
319
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:39,062
And you know what?
Now I got closure!
320
00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:33,250
Try the bottom one.
321
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:03,646
Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning.
322
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,542
We're not working out.
It's over.
323
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,452
No way! With one pound to go?
Come on!
324
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:13,418
We're workin', we're movin'
We're in the zone, we're groovin'
325
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,524
I don't mind the last pound.
326
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:19,424
In fact, I kind of like the last pound.
327
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:23,428
So don't make me do anything
that I'll regret.
328
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,137
What you gonna do, fat boy?
329
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:28,897
What?
330
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:35,313
Nothing. Except tell you it's
wonderful how much energy you have.
331
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,408
Well, thanks.
332
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:41,107
Especially considering how tough
it's been for you to find work.
333
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:48,692
You can't tell your parents you were
fired, because they'd be disappointed.
334
00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:56,422
It's not as if you have
a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.
335
00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,095
Well, no. But I...
336
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:04,030
If it were me, I'd have difficulty
getting out of bed at all.
337
00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,849
You know, I try to stay positive.
338
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:14,814
So you...
339
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,921
You feel like going for a run?
340
00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:22,091
All right.
341
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:27,397
Because you don't have to.
You could just take a nap right here.
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Так,.. что со мной такое?
Я выгляжу совсем невесело?
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Во мне есть что-то отпугивающее?
3
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Как прошла вечеринка?
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Хуже быть просто не могло.
Эта женщина меня просто не замечала.
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Что такое?
Я что, чем-то неприятен?
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Нет, совсем нет.
Ты очень приятен.
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Знаешь, у меня было точно также.
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Когда я немного полнею,
то начинаю спрашивать обо всём.
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Я поправился?
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А ты не хочешь...?
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Нет, не в весе.
Больше в теплоизоляции.
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Чендлер, я сейчас без работы,
мне нужно чем-то заняться.
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Хочешь потренироваться?
Я могу тебя переделать.
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Я бы согласился, но это явно сократит
моё время валяния в кроватке.
15
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Пожалуйста!
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Давай, пусть займётся.
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Хорошо.
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Если мы оденем майки в обтяжку и мои
сиськи будут больше твоих, то я иду домой.
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Твои сиси в порядке.
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Мне надо было промолчать.
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Иди сюда. Иди сюда!
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Не могу...
свести... руки.
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Та, где Росс узнаёт.
24
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Русские субтитры:
Dais 2009
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Ладно, приступим.
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Что?
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Ничего. Просто раньше никогда не видела
твои маленькие обтягивающие трусики.
28
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А теперь переодеваемся...
29
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Давай, ещё пять раз!
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Пять раз!
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Ещё пять и я покажу тебе сиси.
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Раз...
33
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два...
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два...с половиной...
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Всё, показывай одну из них.
36
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Она бешеная.
37
00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,440
Эта женщина не в себе.
38
00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,160
Во время, до и после работы.
39
00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,480
Она заставила меня делать
приседания на столе.
40
00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,720
И теперь мне перестали приносить
почту.
41
00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,800
Эй, Фибс.
Как там у тебя со Скотом?
42
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Было прекрасно. Я сводила его
в романтический ресторан...
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заказала шампанское. Прекрасно.
44
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А он до сих пор
никак не реагирует?
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Неа. Пшик. Ничего.
46
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Сожалею, Фибс.
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Я бы и не против не спешить.
48
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Мне он очень нравится.
49
00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,360
Он очень интересный и очень
приятный.
50
00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,360
Почему бы ему не
начать двигаться вперёд?
51
00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,640
Может, он водит машину
по другой стороне улицы.
52
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Если ты понимаешь, о чём я.
53
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Нет. О чём это ты?
Он же не англичанин.
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Может, он гей.
55
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Я не думаю, что это
может быть проблемой.
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00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,160
Мы ходили как-то
вечером на танцы...
57
00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:02,440
и то, как он прижимал меня к себе,
и как он смотрел в мои глаза...
58
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Я точно почувствовала
нечто.
59
00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,520
И много ты можешь рассказать
по взгляду?
60
00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,080
Я это чувствовала бедром.
Так что могу.
61
00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,400
Эй, Бинг!
Ракетбол на 20 минут.
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Джоуи, будь другом. Подними мне
руку и шлёпни её ею.
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О, Рейчел!
Не смотри.
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00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,160
Что?
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Да ну, ребята, мне наплевать.
У меня сегодня свидание.
66
00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:30,720
У тебя свидание?
67
00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,400
Моника договорилась.
68
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А что насчёт Росса и...
69
00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,960
Чего? Моей этой
бешеной ревности?
70
00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,640
Ну, ты знаешь,
как это не смешно, но всё-же...
71
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я решила, что лучше принять
всё как есть.
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И тебя это больше не волнует?
73
00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,640
Да, конечно!
Я двигаюсь вперёд.
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00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:51,160
Он может прижимать её к окну
столько, сколько захочет.
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00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:56,480
Единственное, что меня беспокоит,
то, что он её тоже поматросит и бросит.
76
00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,840
Привет, ребята.
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00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:02,240
Моника, я могу заехать завтра и забрать
старые игрушки Флафи, хорошо?
78
00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,640
Если назовёшь его имя полностью.
79
00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:11,000
Могу я заехать завтра и забрать
игрушки Флафи Мяувингтона?
80
00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:11,960
Хорошо.
81
00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,320
- Хочешь завести кота?
- Вобще-то МЫ заводим кота.
82
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Вместе?
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00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,000
Оба два? Вместе?
84
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Половину времени он будет жить
у Росса, и половину у меня.
85
00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,600
Да уж, разве не здорово?
86
00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,800
Вот уж этим вы сможете наслаждаться...
87
00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,400
очень, очень, очень,
очень долгое время.
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Надеюсь.
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Вы только посмотрите!
Мне надо идти! У меня свидание!
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С мужчиной.
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00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,400
А вам, ребята, совсем спокойной ночи...
92
00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:47,880
а вам двоим очень хорошего кота.
93
00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:54,400
Нам не следует уносить
это, когда мы уходим.
94
00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:04,600
Не знаю сказала тебе Моника или нет,
но это первое свидание у меня
после развода.
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00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,640
Если я кажусь немого нервным...
96
00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,640
то это действительно так.
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00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,680
Как долго живут кошки?
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00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:12,880
Извини?
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00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,040
Кошки.
Как долго они живут?
100
00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:19,520
Конечно если не бросать их
под автобус или что-то в этом духе?
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Возможно... 15 - 16 лет.
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Чтож, это прекрасно.
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Ваше здоровье!
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Да, дзынь!
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00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:39,720
А Моника говорила, что ты иногда
бываешь поприятней, так ведь?
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Ах! Нет, Майкл, ты тут не причём.
Извини. Просто...
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Такое дело.
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Оно не так страшно, как выглядит,...
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но один мой друг завёл кота
вместе с девушкой.
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О, да, это выглядит...
111
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Он только недавно начал с
ней встречаться.
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Этот друг - это не твой бывший парень?
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00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,640
Да уж, конечно.
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Я извиняюсь.
Ты посмотри...
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Майкл, давай поговорим о тебе.
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Итак...
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Ты когда нибудь заводил животное
вместе с девушкой?
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- Так, я всё поняла.
- Что?
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Почему Скот не хочет
спать со мной.
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Я не очень-то сексуальная.
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Фиби, это безумие.
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00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,600
Когда я встретил тебя в первый раз,
знаешь, что я сказал Чендлеру?
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Я сказал: Прекрасный зад, красивый стан.
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Правда? Как мило.
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В смысле, я на тебя обиделась.
Но это мило.
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Если хочешь знать в чём дело,
тебе придётся спросить у него.
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Ты прав. Ты прав.
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Ах, ты такой хорошенький!
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00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:25,280
Это же кот, прикинь?
Это кот.
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Почему они не завели жука?
Взяли бы себе фруктовую мушку.
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Из тех, которые живут один день.
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Как они называются?
Как они называются?
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Фруктовые мушки?
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Да! Спасибо.
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Не желаете десерт?
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Не надо десерт.
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Счёт, пожалуйста.
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О, нет.
Тебе не весело, правда?
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Нет, нет, весело.
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Но только от того, что последние
полчаса я вспоминал фильм "Ужин".
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О! Вы только поглядите.
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Вы только посмотрите на меня.
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Я на свидании с очень
хорошим парнем.
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Всё, о чём я могу думать,
это Росс...
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и его кот...
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и его Джули.
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Просто я хочу забыть его.
Почему у меня не получается?
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Слушай, я пережил развод.
Поверь мне, у тебя всё будет хорошо.
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Ты этого не чувствуешь потому, что
ты не дошла до конца...
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Конец!
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Вот оно!
Вот, что мне нужно!
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Боже, какой же ты молодец!
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Почему я об этом не подумала?
Как мне это сделать?
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Ну, это не так и просто,
на самом деле...
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Как бы там ни было, ты должна
совершенно твёрдо сказать ему:
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"С тобой всё кончено."
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Всё кончено.
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Вот оно что.
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Закончить.
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Алё! Извините!
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Извините. Ал...
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- Подожди.
- Извините.
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- Что?
- Привет. Я извиняюсь.
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Мне необходимо одолжить у вас
телефон на одну минутку.
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- Я же разговариваю.
- Я вижу.
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Всего один звонок, я быстро.
Я даже сама за него заплачу.
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Что-то вы забеспокоились
о своём телефоне.
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Ладно. Прекрасно.
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Я перезвоню тебе.
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Спасибо.
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Ответчик.
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- Жду конца сигнала.
- Хорошо.
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Росс! Привет, это Рейчел.
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Я звоню тебе, чтобы сказать,
что...
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всё хорошо.
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И я очень рада за тебя...
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и за твою кошку.
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Которую, между прочим, я полагаю,
тебе следует назвать Майклом.
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Видишь ли,
я перебирала имена...
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и это так очевидно, что
у меня с тобой всё кончено.
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Всё кончено.
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И это, мой друг,
зовётся "Конец".
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Моника. Сегодня воскресное утро.
Я не побегу в воскресенье.
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- Почему нет?
- Это же воскресенье!
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Это божий день.
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Если ты говоришь стоп,
мы остановимся.
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Стоп.
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Нет, давай!
Мы не можем останавливаться.
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У нас осталось ещё три фунта!
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Я - энергетический поезд
и ты - на борту!
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И как прошло свидание?
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Мне кажется, оно было в ресторане.
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Я знаю, что давали вино.
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Там Джули ловит такси.
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А мне нужны кошачьи игрушки.
Моника тебе говорила...?
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Что? Чего ты так смотришь на меня?
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Извини. Не знаю, мне...
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У меня чувство, что я
видела тебя во сне ночью...
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но ничего не помню.
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Вот и они.
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Мы не разговаривали по телефону?
Ты мне не звонил?
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Нет. Я ночью был у Джули.
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Я ещё дома то не был.
Ты не против, если я проверю ответчик?
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А! Да, давай.
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Рейч, у меня сообщение от тебя!
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Кто такой Майкл?
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О, боже мой!
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Росс, нет! Положи трубку.
Дай мне телефон!
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Дай мне...
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У тебя со мной всё кончено?
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О, боже!
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- У тебя...
- Боже.
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Со мной всё кончено?
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А когда ...
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...же было начало?
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Рейчел, ты что...?
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В смысле когда ты?
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Что?
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Вобще-то...
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раньше я...
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у меня были чувства к тебе.
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У тебя были чувства ко мне?
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И что? У тебя у первого
были чувства ко мне!
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Ты знаешь о моих...
Ты знаешь, что я был...
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Ты знаешь?
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Чендлер сказал мне.
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Когда он сказал? Когда сказал?
Когда он сказал?
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Когда ты был в Китае.
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Встретил Джули.
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Джули. Это...
О, боже!
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Мне нужно прилечь.
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Нет, я лучше постою.
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Я постою...
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и пройдусь.
Я иду и я стою.
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А сейчас со мной покончено?
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А ты покончил со мной?
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Это Джули.
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- Привет, Джули.
- У меня такси стоит ждёт.
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Я уже спускаюсь.
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Стой, так ты уходишь?
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Ну, да, мне нужно.
Пока что я не могу с этим разобраться.
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В смысле, я должен...
У меня там такси.
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У меня там девушка.
Пойду возьму кота.
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Кот!
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- Привет, Джоуи.
- Привет, Фибс.
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Ну и как тебе нравится раввин,
играющий на электрогитаре?
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Я не могу найти пульт.
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Спасибо.
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Скотт пригласил меня пойти
пообедать и я согласилась.
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- И?
- И у нас ЭТО было.
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Хорошо! Вот и продвинулись!
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Да, я!
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Так как всё прошло?
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Я по твоему совету спросила потом
у него что у нас происходит.
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И что он сказал?
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Он понимает, что секс является для
женщин очень эмоциональной вещью.
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И он был просто напуган тем,
что дальше будут всякие:
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"Он мне позвонит завтра?"
и "А что будет дальше?"
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Так что он сказал, что хочет остановиться,
пока он будет готов к этому серьёзно.
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Так, что я сказала:
"Ладно. Расслабься пожалуйста".
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Секс может быть между двумя людьми
прямо здесь и сейчас.
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И если он хочет увидеть меня ещё, он
может позвонить, если нет- тоже нормально.
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И после до-лго-го разговора...
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Я убедила его.
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То есть ты утверждаешь, что:
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Он довёл тебя до того, что ты
уговаривала его переспать с тобой.
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Он сделал так, что ты пообещала
никогда не звонить ему больше.
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И он сделал так, что ты думаешь,
что это хорошая мысль?
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Этот парень мой бог!
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Я не завёл кота.
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Это интересно.
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Нет, это не интересно.
Это совсем совсем не интересно.
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Это на 100% противоположно
интересному.
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Понятно, Росс.
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Ты не имела права говорить, что
у тебя были чувства ко мне.
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Мне было прекрасно с Джули
до того, как я узнал это!
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И мне было прекрасно до того,
как я узнала о твоих чувствах.
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Ты думаешь мне легко
видеть тебя с Джули?
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Тебе следовало сказать
об этом раньше.
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Я тогда ещё не знала.
И как же ты раньше ничего не говорил?
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Не было подходящего момента.
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У тебя был всего лишь год.
А мы просто виделись каждый вечер.
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Нет...
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не каждый вечер.
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Я ведь пытался.
Но всегда что-то мешало.
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Всякие там итальянцы...
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...или бывшие женихи...
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... или итальянцы.
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Был только один итальянец.
И вобще, о чём это ты?
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Я о том, что мне всё это
уже надоело!
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Ясно? Уже слишком поздно.
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Я уже с кем-то. Я счастлив.
Пароход ушёл!
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И ты просто выбросишь на хрен
все чувства ко мне?
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Я делал это с девятого класса.
У меня хорошо получается.
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Хорошо. Прекрасно.
Давай, двигай вперёд!
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Мне не нужен твой пароход!
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- Хорошо.
- Хорошо!
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И знаешь что?
Вот теперь точно конец!
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Попробуй нижний.
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Моника, сейчас 6:30 утра.
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Мы не будем тренироваться.
Всё кончено.
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Никогда! С лишним фунтом?
Давай, вперёд!
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работаем,.. в движеньи,..
мы в зоне,.. притяженья!..
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Ладно, последний фунт.
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На самом деле мне нравится
мой последний фунт.
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Так, что не заставляй меня
делать то, о чём я пожалею.
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И что ты будешь делать, толстячок?
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Что?
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Ничего. Кроме того, что скажу тебе,
что удивляюсь тому, сколько в тебе энергии.
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Чтож, спасибо.
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Особенно зная то, как тебе трудно
найти себе работу.
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Ты же не можешь сказать родителям, что
ты уволена, ведь они расстроятся.
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Я не о том, что у тебя даже нет
плеча твоего парня, где можно поплакать.
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Ну, нет. Но я ...
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Вот я бы, наверное, навряд-ли мог бы
вобще слезть с кровати.
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Знаешь, я стараюсь оставаться
жизнерадостной.
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Так ты...
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Ты не хочешь пробежаться?
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Хорошо.
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Ведь нет необходимости. Если хочешь,
ты можешь прикорнуть прямо тут.
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Я ненадолго.
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