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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Say, Rachel...
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... I was wondering if you'd like to
go to a movie with me sometime...
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... as my lover.
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Too out there.
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Maybe you'd just like to get
something to eat with me sometime...
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... as my lover.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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All right, let's go shopping.
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Before we go, you know,
there's something I need to say.
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- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
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I've kind of had this crush on you.
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But since you were with Ross,
I didn't do anything about it.
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But now that you're not, I'd really
like to ask you out sometime.
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So that's what I'm doing...
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... now.
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Wow.
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I dropped a cup.
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The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
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Sync with <font color="ff0000">BoB.720p</font>
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You know, that's why within
a few years, voice recognition...
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... is gonna be pretty much
standard on any computer.
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You know, so you could be, like,
"Wash my car. " "Clean my room.
"
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It won't be able to do any of those things,
but it'll understand what you're saying.
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Oh, this was so great.
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Yeah, it was.
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All right, then.
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Bye.
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Hello, people who do not live here.
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I gave you a key for emergencies.
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We were out of Doritos.
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Hey, how'd the date go
with Mr. Millionaire?
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Mr. Millionaire.
New, from Snooty Playthings.
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Third wife sold separately.
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He's great. I mean, we have
such a good time together.
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He's so funny and so sweet.
And I'm not attracted to him at all!
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- Still?
- No.
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It's driving me crazy. In every
other way, he's the perfect guy.
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He has everything.
Plus, he actually has everything.
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Life-sized Imperial Stormtroopers
from Sharper Image?
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Two.
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Wow. Can Joey and I put
them on and fight?
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Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy!
I am a big old baddy
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Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy!
I am a big old baddy
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I guess he must've gotten
the part in that play.
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Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right.
Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
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- Joe, how's it going?
- Good.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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So you're playing Adrienne?
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Yes. Are you one
of the retarded cousins?
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No. I'm playing your husband, Victor.
I'm Joey Tribbiani.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
Kate Miller.
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So the play's pretty great, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
I love Jennifer Banberry's work.
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She's so incisive when it comes...
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... to deconstructing
the psyche of the middle class.
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Oh, forget about it. She rocks!
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Where do I know you from?
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Dr. Drake Ramoray?
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Days of Our Lives?
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Voted most datable neurosurgeon
by Teen Beat?
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No, that's not it.
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So you're a soap actor.
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Well, this must be exciting for you,
being in a real play.
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Hey, I've done plays before.
I'm a serious actor.
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That infomercial!
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For the milk-carton-spout thing!
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You're the guy who doesn't
know how to pour milk!
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See, I actually can pour milk.
But I got you believing that I couldn't.
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Now, see, that's acting.
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Right. At the end,
you choked on a cookie.
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Yeah, that was real.
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- I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
- I know.
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So, what are you gonna tell him?
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Well, I told him I would think about it,
but I'm gonna tell him no.
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I mean, I think I'd say no
to anybody right now.
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Oh, but it was so strange.
I mean, I'm standing there...
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... with this charming, cute guy
who's asking me to go out with him...
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... which I'm allowed to do,
and I felt guilty.
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Like I'd be cheating
on Ross or something.
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Wow. So, okay, maybe that means...
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... that you're not over Ross yet,
and you have issues with your father.
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- I don't have any issues with my father.
- Okay, so it's probably the Ross thing.
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I hate this woman! I hate her!
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She told everyone in the company
about that infomercial...
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... and now they all keep asking me
to open their drinks!
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Okay, and whenever I can't do it,
they're all, like, laughing at me!
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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So Rachel called.
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Wants to see me.
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Going over in a minute.
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- Wow. What do you think she wants?
- Maybe the crazy fog has lifted...
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... and she realizes that life
without me...
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... sucks.
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It's possible. You are very lovable.
I'd miss you if I broke up with you.
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Just trying to be supportive.
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Be supportive like a guy.
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If I broke up with you, I'd miss you.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You wanted to see me?
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Yeah.
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Here's a box of your stuff.
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- What?
- You know, it's just, like, hats...
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... and a shirt and CDs.
Just sort of stuff that you've left here.
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What are you doing?
Are you trying to hurt me or something?
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No.
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Ross, it...
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It just seems that, you know,
it's time we, you know, move on.
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I mean, don't you think?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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- Yes, I do.
- Good.
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Yeah, I really do.
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Hey!
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This was a gift.
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Ross, you got that for free
from the museum gift shop.
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It's still a gift.
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I got it from the gift shop.
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Okay! All right! Give me the mug!
I'll keep the mug!
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No! You know what,
don't do me any favors.
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In fact...
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... where's the rest of my stuff?
Like my...
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This book is mine!
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And that T-shirt you sleep in?
I'd like that back too. Yes, I do.
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You know how much I love that T-shirt.
You never even wear that T-shirt.
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I'm just trying to help you move on.
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Oh, you are a petty man.
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You are a petty, petty...
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- Petty...
... petty, petty...
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... small...
... small...
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You are so just
doing this out of spite.
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No. No. No. I'm gonna wear
this all the time! I love this shirt!
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You have not worn
that T-shirt since you were 15!
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- It doesn't even fit you anymore!
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, okay. Okay!
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Now, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff...
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... and relax...
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... in my favorite shirt.
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You have a pleasant evening.
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So you're, like, a zillionaire.
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And you're our age.
You're our age.
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You know what? You should buy a state
and then just name it after yourself.
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What, like, Pete Dakota?
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Yeah, or Mississi-Pete.
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Oh, I got it. Pete Chicago.
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That's not a state, Joe.
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Oh, and Mississi-Pete is?
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I gotta go. So...
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- I'll see you guys later.
- Okay.
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You're our age.
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So are we on for tomorrow?
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Absolutely.
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Now, get out of here, you!
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Okay, I'm running out of places
I can touch him.
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Is something wrong with me?
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I mean, why am I only attracted
to guys with no future?
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Either they're too old,
or they're too young.
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And then there's Pete,
who's crazy about me...
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... and he's absolutely perfect,
and there's, like, zip going on!
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I mean, does it sound like
something's wrong with me?
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Yeah, kind of.
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Happy? Is that what
I'm supposed to be, Vic?
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Happy?
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Well, why don't you tell me
what you're supposed to be?
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Because I sure as hell
can't figure it out.
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I talk to you, and nothing!
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You look at me, and it's nothing!
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Nothing.
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Tasty.
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I'm really starting to feel like
you guys have a history. It's nice.
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- I have a question about this scene.
- Yes.
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00:11:02,646 --> 00:11:06,192
Well, I don't understand
why Adrienne's attracted to Victor.
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Peel the onion.
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First of all, he's good-looking.
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I think my character needs
a bit more of a reason than that.
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Hey, how about this one?
It says so in the script!
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You know, I don't know why
my character likes you either.
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I mean, it says in the script
here that you're a bitch.
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- It doesn't say that in the script.
- It does in mine.
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I can blow-dry it.
I can put gel on it. It doesn't matter.
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I still wind up with this little...
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... cowlick-y thing on the middle part
of my head. It's so annoying.
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- Does it bug you?
- You bug me.
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Is there any chance
you didn't see that?
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Ross, you gotta stop, okay?
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You can't just stare through
the peephole for three hours.
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You're gonna get peep-eye.
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I knew it. I knew it.
I always knew she liked him.
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You know, she'd say no,
but here we are, right?
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We just broke up, first thing she does!
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- You didn't just break up.
- Hey, it's been, like, three weeks!
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You slept with somebody three hours
after you thought you broke up.
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I mean, bullets have left guns slower.
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Here they come! Here they...
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If she kisses him good night,
I'll kill myself. I swear.
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I can't, I can't watch.
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Come on.
Date over! Date over!
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- Here we go. She's going in.
- Okay.
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She's going in.
Wait! He's going in!
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He's going in!
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The door's closed! I can't see
anything with the door closed!
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And the inventor of the door
rests happily in his grave.
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Okay, I have to do something.
I mean, I have to stop it!
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00:13:02,706 --> 00:13:03,818
- Stop what?
- I don't know.
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00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:06,506
But I have a feeling that
my being there will do it.
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I'll go over and I will
borrow something!
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00:13:10,054 --> 00:13:13,316
- Juice! I need juice!
- No! You can't!
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- They must be stopped!
- I am your friend...
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... and I am not gonna let you do this!
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You are surprisingly strong!
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- I need juice! People need juice!
- Look, man...
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- People need juice!
- Listen to me!
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Juice. They need...
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She's moving on, okay? If it's not
this guy, it's gonna be somebody else.
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And unless you're thinking
about subletting my peephole...
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... you are gonna have to get used
to the fact the relationship is over!
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00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:45,762
Okay, man? It's over.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Okay.
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00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:54,116
It's just I miss her so much.
219
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I know.
220
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,121
Why do your coffee mugs
have numbers on the bottom?
221
00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:03,648
Oh, that's so Monica can keep track.
222
00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:07,900
That way if one of them's missing,
she can be like, "Where's number 27?"
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- You know what?
- No, and I don't think I'm gonna want to.
224
00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:24,284
- I can't do this.
- Yep. That's what I didn't want to know.
225
00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:27,961
Oh, Mark, I'm just doing this
for the wrong reasons, you know?
226
00:14:28,163 --> 00:14:30,529
I'm just doing it to get back at Ross.
227
00:14:30,722 --> 00:14:33,853
I'm sorry. It's not very fair to you.
228
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,626
Fair, shmair. You know?
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Look, you wanna get back
at Ross, I am here for you.
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Really.
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00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:48,345
No. No. I say, I say we get back at him
right here on this couch. Right here!
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Oh, God.
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I'm sorry about this.
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That's okay.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:06,368
I can just go home and get back
at him by myself.
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- And should become the penicillin
of the 21 st century.
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And so today, this hospital
is about to take major steps...
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... toward leading that revolution.
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Hey, can I ask you something?
241
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Where are we?
242
00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:31,230
Well, with all these doctors
and nurses...
243
00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:33,313
... I'm gonna say midget rodeo.
244
00:15:34,242 --> 00:15:35,671
Just tell me the truth.
245
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,688
Okay.
246
00:15:40,994 --> 00:15:43,547
You know, I don't think
I told you this...
247
00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:46,974
... but I just recently got out
of a really serious relationship.
248
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:49,470
Oh, right.
Wasn't that, like, a year ago?
249
00:15:51,394 --> 00:15:53,336
So I did tell you.
250
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,617
Well, you know,
that's not really the thing.
251
00:15:55,874 --> 00:15:58,809
The thing is, is that right now
I'm just in a place in my life...
252
00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:00,669
... where I just need to focus on me.
253
00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:03,225
- Do you know what I mean?
- Oh, yeah, I know.
254
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:09,567
- I so want to be attracted to you.
- But you're not. Okay. Good.
255
00:16:09,858 --> 00:16:11,713
I'm sorry.
256
00:16:13,378 --> 00:16:18,200
You know what? Don't be. It's...
Don't be, because it's not so bad.
257
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,799
It's not?
258
00:16:20,002 --> 00:16:22,423
Yeah. I know I'm no Jon Bon Jovi.
259
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:27,421
Or someone you find attractive.
260
00:16:28,066 --> 00:16:30,008
I just think, you know...
261
00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:33,754
... that you might end up
feeling differently.
262
00:16:37,058 --> 00:16:39,742
Look, I don't want this
to come out wrong...
263
00:16:40,002 --> 00:16:43,864
... but you seem awfully confident for
a guy I just told I wasn't attracted to.
264
00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:46,783
Yeah, stupidly charming, isn't it?
265
00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:50,049
Listen, let's...
You wanna get something to eat?
266
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,544
'Cause this place is kind of depressing.
267
00:16:53,602 --> 00:16:58,359
Now the man who made all this
possible, Mr. Peter Becker.
268
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,672
One second.
269
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:11,903
I don't think this town is big enough
for the both of us to relax in.
270
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,440
Draw!
271
00:17:19,778 --> 00:17:21,403
I wasn't doing anything.
272
00:17:27,585 --> 00:17:30,041
Uh-oh. What did she do now?
273
00:17:30,242 --> 00:17:33,089
Just because she went to Yale Drama,
she thinks she's, like...
274
00:17:33,282 --> 00:17:37,755
... the greatest actress
since, since sliced bread.
275
00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:41,180
Sliced bread.
A wonderful Lady Macbeth.
276
00:17:41,858 --> 00:17:45,371
Oh, God. I just... I hate her. I hate her
with her "Oh, I'm so talented"...
277
00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:49,376
... and "Oh, I'm so pretty, "
and "Oh, I smell so good. "
278
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,607
I think somebody has
a crush on somebody.
279
00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:56,696
Hey, Chandler, can we please try and stay
focused on my problem here, you know?
280
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,152
I'm talking about you,
you big, big freak.
281
00:18:05,058 --> 00:18:06,073
You're out of your mind!
282
00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:08,794
Hey, you've done nothing
but talk about her for 48 hours.
283
00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:11,262
If you were in school,
you'd be pulling her pigtails...
284
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,563
... and pushing her down now.
285
00:18:13,762 --> 00:18:14,690
Oh, yeah?
286
00:18:14,881 --> 00:18:19,005
Then how come I keep thinking about her
in all these sexual scenarios and stuff?
287
00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:28,983
Happy? Is that what I'm
supposed to be, Vic? Happy?
288
00:18:29,314 --> 00:18:31,997
Well, why don't you tell me
what you're supposed to be?
289
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,081
Because I sure as hell
can't figure it out.
290
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,729
I talk to you, and it's nothing.
291
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,064
You look at me, and nothing.
292
00:18:52,354 --> 00:18:53,499
Nothing.
293
00:18:55,553 --> 00:18:59,677
You guys make me fly!
294
00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:02,783
High!
295
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,592
Okay, we're gonna
pick it up here, tomorrow.
296
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:11,072
- Well, that was...
- Better?
297
00:19:11,362 --> 00:19:14,329
Yeah. Yeah, it was definitely...
298
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:16,571
... an improvement.
299
00:19:17,474 --> 00:19:19,329
- Good night.
- Kate.
300
00:19:21,282 --> 00:19:22,623
You forgot your shoes.
301
00:19:25,058 --> 00:19:27,513
I'm probably gonna need those, huh?
302
00:19:32,289 --> 00:19:34,231
Hey, listen, do you...
303
00:19:34,722 --> 00:19:36,282
... feel like getting
a cup of coffee?
304
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,158
- Kate.
- Yeah.
305
00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:41,783
- You ready to go?
- Yeah.
306
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:45,980
Very nice. Very nice.
307
00:19:47,842 --> 00:19:49,752
So...
308
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,065
- See you tomorrow, huh?
- Yeah. Sure.
309
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,265
- Right.
- Good night.
310
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:04,695
Hey.
311
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:08,442
Why isn't it "Spiderman"?
312
00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:10,525
You know? Like Goldman, Silverman?
313
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:13,597
Because it's not his last name.
314
00:20:13,794 --> 00:20:14,906
It isn't?
315
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:16,731
No. It's not, like...
316
00:20:16,994 --> 00:20:18,554
... like, Phil Spiderman.
317
00:20:21,474 --> 00:20:22,554
He's a spider...
318
00:20:22,817 --> 00:20:24,759
... man.
319
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:28,279
You know, like,
Goldman is a last name.
320
00:20:28,577 --> 00:20:30,944
But there's no Gold Man.
321
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,276
Okay.
322
00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:35,034
There should be a Gold Man!
323
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,130
- Hey.
- Hey, Rach.
324
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:40,857
- How was work?
- Oh, it was great.
325
00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:44,057
Although I did sit down
where there wasn't a chair.
326
00:20:44,706 --> 00:20:47,040
By the way, Ross dropped by
a box of your stuff.
327
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:50,616
Oh. Well, I guess I had
that one coming.
328
00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:54,463
I'm just gonna throw it out.
It's probably just shampoo and...
329
00:20:55,682 --> 00:20:57,056
Something wrong?
330
00:21:06,113 --> 00:21:08,415
No. Nothing.
331
00:21:13,697 --> 00:21:17,210
So, what kind of powers
would Gold Man have?
332
00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:21,438
Okay. Well, he would
turn things to gold.
333
00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:23,673
What about things that are already gold?
334
00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:25,662
His work is done.
335
00:21:26,913 --> 00:21:29,280
- Okay. Let's play my game now.
- Okay.
336
00:21:29,474 --> 00:21:33,151
All right, you yellow-bellied,
lily-livered... Draw!
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1
00:00:02,656 --> 00:00:05,827
- Вот, держи.
- Спасибо.
2
00:00:06,656 --> 00:00:07,919
"Скажи, Рейчел...
3
00:00:07,999 --> 00:00:11,024
...я, вот, думаю, пошла бы ты
со мной в кино как-нибудь?..
4
00:00:11,104 --> 00:00:13,565
...как любовница".
5
00:00:15,775 --> 00:00:17,103
Раскатал губу.
6
00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:20,655
"Может, ты бы хотела
поужинать со мной?..
7
00:00:20,735 --> 00:00:23,142
...как любовница".
8
00:00:24,243 --> 00:00:26,143
- Привет!
- Привет!
9
00:00:26,335 --> 00:00:28,175
Хорошо, пошли по магазинам.
10
00:00:28,255 --> 00:00:31,743
Перед тем, как пойдём, тут есть что-то,
что я должен тебе сказать.
11
00:00:36,191 --> 00:00:39,613
Я как бы влюбился в тебя.
12
00:00:39,712 --> 00:00:42,575
Но пока ты была с Россом,
я ничего не предпринимал.
13
00:00:42,655 --> 00:00:46,992
Теперь же, я хотел бы тебя
пригласить куда-нибудь как-нибудь.
14
00:00:47,072 --> 00:00:49,295
Вот, это я и делаю...
15
00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:51,324
...сейчас.
16
00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:56,025
Ух ты...
17
00:01:05,855 --> 00:01:08,132
Я уронил чашечку.
18
00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:12,034
Сезон 3, серия 19.
Та, с маленькой маечкой.
19
00:01:12,135 --> 00:01:15,135
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2010.
20
00:01:56,096 --> 00:01:58,992
Так что через несколько лет,
распознавание голоса...
21
00:01:59,072 --> 00:02:01,359
...будет стандартом
на любом компьютере.
22
00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:05,903
Знаешь, можно будет сказать:
"Вымой машину", "Убери комнату".
23
00:02:05,983 --> 00:02:10,595
Он не сможет это всё сделать,
но хотя бы поймёт тебя.
24
00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:12,936
О, это было очень здорово.
25
00:02:13,016 --> 00:02:14,692
Да, было.
26
00:02:15,392 --> 00:02:17,471
Ну, всё тогда.
27
00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,290
Пока.
28
00:02:24,831 --> 00:02:28,384
Здравствуйте люди, тут не живущие!
29
00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:33,775
Я давала вам ключ на случай беды.
30
00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:36,895
У нас кончились Доритос.
31
00:02:37,376 --> 00:02:40,111
Эй, как прошло свидание
с мр. Миллионером?
32
00:02:40,191 --> 00:02:43,951
"Мр. Миллионер.
Новинка от Снути Игрушек.
33
00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,735
Третья жена продаётся отдельно".
34
00:02:46,815 --> 00:02:49,680
Он хорош. Мы приятно провели
это время вместе.
35
00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:54,895
Он такой весёлый и ласковый.
А меня к нему совсем не влечёт!
36
00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,815
До сих пор?
37
00:02:56,895 --> 00:03:00,496
Я схожу с ума. Во всём остальном
он просто само совершенство.
38
00:03:00,576 --> 00:03:05,040
У него есть всё.
Плюс, у него - таки есть всё.
39
00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,176
Полноразмерные Имперские солдаты -
штурмовики из Шарпер Имедж?
40
00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,159
Два.
41
00:03:10,239 --> 00:03:13,311
Ух ты! Можно мы с Джоуи
устроим им драчку?
42
00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:19,375
О, мама! О, папа!
Я самый клёвый парень!
43
00:03:19,455 --> 00:03:23,968
О, мама! О, папа!
Я самый клёвый парень!
44
00:03:26,783 --> 00:03:30,031
Я полагаю он получил роль
в той пьесе.
45
00:03:30,111 --> 00:03:32,143
Или так, или Глория Эстефан
была права: -
46
00:03:32,223 --> 00:03:35,590
Иногда, ритм
захватывает тебя.
47
00:03:40,255 --> 00:03:43,230
- Джо, как дела?
- Хорошо.
48
00:03:49,536 --> 00:03:51,280
Так это ты играешь Адрианн?
49
00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,749
Да. А ты один из отсталых
кузенов?
50
00:03:55,904 --> 00:03:59,471
Нет. Я играю твоего мужа, Виктора.
Я Джоуи Трибиани.
51
00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:02,820
Привет. Приятно познакомиться.
Кейт Миллер.
52
00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,959
Так пьеса совсем недурна, а?
53
00:04:11,039 --> 00:04:13,552
О, да.
Я люблю работы Дженифер Бенбери.
54
00:04:13,632 --> 00:04:17,744
Она так настойчива в описании
разложения среднего класса.
55
00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:20,929
О, даже не говори. Она жжот!
56
00:04:25,343 --> 00:04:28,383
Откуда я могу тебя знать?
57
00:04:28,863 --> 00:04:31,456
Др. Дрейк Реморе?
58
00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,455
Дни наших жизней?
59
00:04:33,535 --> 00:04:37,219
Выбран лучшим нейрохирургом
"Молодёжным Ритмом"
60
00:04:37,536 --> 00:04:40,015
Нет, не то.
61
00:04:40,095 --> 00:04:41,935
Так ты актёр мыльных опер.
62
00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:45,232
Это должно быть волнующим для тебя,
играть в настоящей пьесе.
63
00:04:45,312 --> 00:04:49,028
Эй, я уже играл в пьесах и раньше.
Я серьёзный актёр.
64
00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,422
Точно, реклама!
65
00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,575
Носика для пакетов молока!
66
00:04:54,655 --> 00:04:58,143
Ты был парнишкой, который не мог
налить себе молока!
67
00:04:58,656 --> 00:05:02,863
Да могу я налить молоко. Но я заставил
тебя поверить, что не могу.
68
00:05:02,943 --> 00:05:05,071
Вот видишь, - это актёрство.
69
00:05:05,151 --> 00:05:08,143
Правильно. А в конце ты подавился
печеньем.
70
00:05:08,223 --> 00:05:10,150
А это было взаправду.
71
00:05:11,359 --> 00:05:14,575
- Не могу поверить, что Марк тебя пригласил.
- Я знаю.
72
00:05:14,655 --> 00:05:16,495
Что ты ему ответишь?
73
00:05:16,575 --> 00:05:21,405
Ну... Я сказала ему, что подумаю об этом,
но собираюсь сказать ему нет.
74
00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:26,176
Я думаю, что сейчас я сказала бы нет
любому.
75
00:05:28,351 --> 00:05:31,599
Но это было так странно.
Стоять тут...
76
00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:35,951
...с приятным, милым парнем,
приглашающим на свидание с ним...
77
00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,999
...и ведь, я могла бы пойти...
78
00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:42,351
...но я почувствовала вину, вроде бы
я изменяла Россу или что-то в этом роде.
79
00:05:42,431 --> 00:05:45,551
Ух ты. Так может это означает...
80
00:05:45,631 --> 00:05:50,373
...что ты не разлюбила Росса пока,
и у тебя что-то накопилось на отца.
81
00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:57,860
- Нет у меня ничего против отца.
- Так значит это из-за Росса.
82
00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:01,103
Я ненавижу эту женщину! Ненавижу!
83
00:06:01,183 --> 00:06:03,695
Она всем рассказала
про ту рекламу...
84
00:06:03,775 --> 00:06:06,959
...и теперь все спрашивают меня
как открыть напитки!
85
00:06:07,039 --> 00:06:12,130
И несмотря на то, что я их открываю,
они все смеются надо мной!
86
00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:15,931
- Здрасьте...
- Привет.
87
00:06:16,255 --> 00:06:18,750
Итак, звонила Рейчел.
88
00:06:19,039 --> 00:06:21,349
Хочет меня видеть.
89
00:06:21,824 --> 00:06:23,951
Придёт через минуту.
90
00:06:24,031 --> 00:06:28,559
- Как думаешь, чего она хочет?
- Может, туман безумия рассеялся...
91
00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,823
...и она поняла, что жить
без меня...
92
00:06:31,903 --> 00:06:33,852
...погано.
93
00:06:34,111 --> 00:06:39,780
Это возможно. Ты очень любвеобильный.
Я бы скучал по тебе, если бы расстался с тобой.
94
00:06:39,871 --> 00:06:42,464
Просто пытаюсь поддержать тебя.
95
00:06:42,592 --> 00:06:45,348
Поддерживай как мужик.
96
00:06:45,503 --> 00:06:48,772
Если бы я расстался с тобой, я бы скучал.
97
00:06:51,773 --> 00:06:53,673
- Привет.
- Привет!
98
00:06:55,132 --> 00:06:58,493
Ты... хотела меня видеть?
99
00:07:00,794 --> 00:07:02,294
Да.
100
00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,821
Вот ящик с твоими вещами.
101
00:07:07,422 --> 00:07:08,303
Что?
102
00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:13,455
Там шапки и майки и сидишки.
Все вещи, которые ты тут оставил.
103
00:07:13,535 --> 00:07:17,797
Что ты делаешь? Ты что, пытаешься
сделать мне больно или что?
104
00:07:18,298 --> 00:07:19,798
Нет.
105
00:07:20,299 --> 00:07:22,575
Росс, если ты...
106
00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:26,543
Просто похоже, что пришло время,
знаешь ли, двигаться вперёд.
107
00:07:26,623 --> 00:07:29,052
Разве ты так не думаешь?
108
00:07:30,153 --> 00:07:31,375
Да...
109
00:07:31,455 --> 00:07:33,551
- Да, думаю.
- Хорошо.
110
00:07:33,631 --> 00:07:36,125
Правда думаю.
111
00:07:36,626 --> 00:07:38,326
Эй!
112
00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:40,815
Это же был подарок.
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00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:44,175
Росс. Она досталась тебе даром
в магазине подарков музея.
114
00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,999
И всё-же это подарок.
115
00:07:46,079 --> 00:07:49,413
Я взял её в магазине "подарков".
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Ладно! Хорошо! Отдай эту кружку!
Я оставлю кружку!
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Не надо мне одолжений.
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А вобще-то...
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...где остальные мои вещи?
Вроде моего...
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Эй! Эта книга моя!
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И эта майка, в которой ты спишь?
Мне бы хотелось её обратно. Да, вот так.
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Ты же знаешь, как я люблю эту майку.
Ты же её даже никогда не одевал.
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Я пытаюсь помочь тебе "двигаться дальше."
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О, какой ты мелочный.
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Ты мелочный, мелочный...
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- Мелочный...
- ...мелочный, мелочный...
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- ...маленький...
- ...маленький...
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Ты же это всё делаешь мне назло.
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А-а! Нет-нет!
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Я буду носить её всё время!
Я люблю эту майку!
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Ты не носил её с 15 лет!
Она на тебя даже не налезет!
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- О! Да-да!
- Да-да!
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О! Ладно, ладно.
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Если ты не против, я заберу
оставшиеся мои вещи...
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...и расслаблюсь...
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...в моей любимой майке.
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Приятного тебе вечера.
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Так ты у нас типа зиллионер.
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И ты нашего возраста.
Ты нашего возраста.
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Знаешь что?
Купил бы ты штат...
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...и назвал бы его в честь себя.
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Вроде "Пит Дакота"?
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Или "Мисисипит".
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Я придумал: "Пит Чикаго".
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Это не штат, Джо.
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О, а "Мисисипит" это штат?
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Мне надо идти.
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Увидимся позже.
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Ты нашего возраста.
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Завтра всё в силе?
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Конечно.
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Ну, давай, двигай уже!
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Так, у меня уже кончаются места,
где я могу его касаться.
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Со мной что-то не так?
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Почему меня всегда тянет к парням,
с которыми нет будущего?
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Или они слишком старые,
или они слишком молодые.
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И вот, появляется Пит,
который от меня без ума...
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...к тому же абсолютно совершенный,
и тут же молния закрывается!
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Серьёзно, разве со мной что-то
не так?
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Да, вроде как.
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Счастлива? Такой я должна
быть по-твоему, Вик?
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Счастливой?
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Почему бы тебе самой не сказать
мне какой ты должна быть?
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А то я ни черта не могу
этого понять!
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Я говорю с тобой - и ничего!
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Ты смотришь на меня - и ничего!
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Ничего.
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Смачно.
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Я начинаю чувствовать, что у вас,
ребята, есть прошлое. Это прекрасно.
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У меня есть вопрос об этой сцене.
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Я не могу понять почему Адрианну
так тянет к Виктору.
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Раздень луковицу.
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Во-первых, он красивый.
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Моему образу нужно что-то большее,
чем такая причина.
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А как насчёт такого?
Так написано в сценарии!
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Я тоже не знаю почему моему
образу нравится твой.
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В смысле, так написано в сценарии,
что ты стерва.
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- Такого нет в сценарии.
- В моём есть.
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Я могу его сушить, мазать гелем.
Толку никакого.
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Он всё равно подскакивает, как...
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...будто корова языком лизнула середину
моей головы. Это надоедает.
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- Это тебя беспокоит?
- Ты меня беспокоишь.
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Существует ли хоть один шанс,
что ты этого не увидел?
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Росс, перестань, ладно?
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Ты не можешь смотреть часами
в глазок.
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А то у тебя появится глазочный глаз.
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Я знал! Я знал.
Я всегда знал, что он ей нравится.
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Она говорит, что нет, но вот тебе на. Только
мы расстались, это первое, что она делает!
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Вы не только что расстались.
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Прошло всего около трёх недель!
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Ты переспал с другой после трёх часов,
после того, как думал, что расстался.
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Боюсь, что пули из ружья вылетают
медленнее.
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Они выходят! Они вых...
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Если она его поцелует на прощание,
я покончу самоубийством.
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Не могу смотреть.
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Давай.
Свиданка кончилась! Всё кончилось!
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Ну вот. Она заходит.
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Она заходит.
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Он заходит!
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Он заходит!
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Дверь закрылась! Я ничего не вижу,
когда дверь закрыта!
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А изобретатель двери счастливо
отдыхает в могиле.
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Мне надо что-то сделать.
Мне надо это остановить!
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- Что остановить?
- Я не знаю.
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Но у меня чувство, что моё присутствие
это остановит.
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Я пойду туда и одолжу чего-нибудь!
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Сок! Мне нужен сок!
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Не надо!
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- Их надо остановить!
- Я твой друг...
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...и я не дам тебе это сделать!
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А ты, оказывается, силён!
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- Мне нужен сок! Людям нужен сок!
- Слушай, мужик...
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- Народу нужен сок!
- Послушай меня!
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Она двигается дальше. Если не он,
то это был бы кто-то другой.
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А вместо раздумий о том, как
арендовать мой глазок,...
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...тебе следовало бы свыкнуться с фактом,
что всё кончено!
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Ясно тебе? Всё кончено.
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- Ладно, хорошо...
- Ладно...
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Посто мне очень её не хватает.
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Я знаю.
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Зачем у твоих кофейных кружек номера?
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О, это чтобы Моника могла следить
за ними.
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Если одна потеряется, она может
просто крикнуть: "Где номер 27?"
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Знаешь что?
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Нет, и думаю, что даже знать не хочу.
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- Я так не могу.
- Да, вот этого я знать и не хотел.
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О, я делаю это из неверных побуждений,
понимаешь?
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Я делаю это, чтобы вернуться к Россу.
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Извини. Это не честно по отношению
к тебе.
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А! Честно - шместно, да ладно.
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Хочешь вернуться к Россу,
тогда я помогу.
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Правда.
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Предлагаю вернуться к нему прямо тут,
на кушетке. Вот тут!
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О, боже мой.
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Я извиняюсь за это.
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Ничего.
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- Правда?
- Да.
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Я могу пойти домой и вернуться
к нему самостоятельно.
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Это станет пеницилином 21-го века.
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И сегодня эта больница сделает
первые шаги...
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...возглавляя эту революцию.
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Могу я спросить тебя?
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Где мы сейчас?
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Ну, раз тут доктора и сёстры...
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...я думаю, что на Родео Карликов.
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Скажи мне правду.
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Ладно.
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Знаешь, я не думаю,
что говорила тебе...
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...но я недавно вышла из серьёзных
отношений.
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О, точно.
Это не было год назад?
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Так значит, я говорила тебе.
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Но это ничего.
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Просто я сейчас в таком месте своей
жизни, где я должна подумать о себе.
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- Ты понимаешь, о чём я?
- О, понимаю.
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- Я так хотела бы быть увлечена тобой.
- Но не получается. Ладно. Хорошо.
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Извини.
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Знаешь, не извиняйся.
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Не извиняйся, ибо не всё так плохо.
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Не плохо?
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Да. Я знаю, что я не Джон Бон Джови.
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Или ещё кто-то, кто тебя привлекает.
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Просто я думаю, ты знаешь...
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...что в конце у тебя будут
другие чувства.
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Я не хочу, чтобы всё получилось
неправильно...
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...но ты ужасно терпеливый для парня,
который меня не привлекает.
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Дурацки привлекателен, так ведь?
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Слушай... Хочешь поесть чего-нибудь?
Это место несколько угнетает.
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А теперь, человек, сделавший это всё
возможным - мр. Питер Бекер.
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Секундочку.
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Не думаю, что этот город настолько большой,
чтобы мы двое могли тут расслабляться.
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Огонь!
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Я ничего не делал.
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Что она опять сотворила?
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Только потому, что она ходила в Йель,
она думает, что она величайшая актриса...
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...со времён нарезки хлеба!
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А! Нарезка Хлеба.
Прекрасная леди Макбет.
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Я её ненавижу. Я её ненавижу.
С её этим: Ах, я такая талантливая"...
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... и "Ох, я такая хорошенькая",
и "О, я пахну так хорошо!"
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Я думаю кто-то в кого-то втюрился.
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Эй, Чендлер! Можем мы попробовать
сконцентрироваться на моей проблеме?
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Я и говорю о тебе, ты
большой, большой псих.
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Ты совсем спятил!
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Ты только и говоришь о ней
уже 48 часов подряд.
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Если бы ты был в школе, то уже дёргал бы
её за косички и толкал всё время.
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Ах так, и как мне тогда придётся думать
о ней...
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...во всех сексуальных сценариях
и прочем?
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Счастлива? Такой я должна
быть по-твоему, Вик? Счастливой?
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Почему бы тебе самой не сказать
мне какой ты должна быть?
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А то я ни черта не могу
этого понять!
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Я говорю с тобой, и - ничего!
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Ты смотришь на меня, и - ничего.
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Ничего.
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От вас, ребята, я балдею!
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Улётно!
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Ладно, завтра продолжим
с этого места.
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- Ну, это было...
- Лучше?
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Да, это определённо...
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...продвижение.
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- До свидания.
- Кейт.
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Ты забыла туфли.
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Они мне точно понадобятся, а?
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Эй, слушай...
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...ты... не хочешь чашечку кофе?
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Кейт...
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...ты готова идти?
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Очень мило. Очень мило.
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- Увидимся завтра, а?
- Да, конечно.
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- Конечно.
- До свидания.
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Почему не "Спайдермен"?
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Типа как Голдмен, Силвермен?
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Потому, что это не его фамилия.
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Разве нет?
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Это не так, как...
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...Фил Спайдермен.
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Он Спайдер - паучий...
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...мен - человек.
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А вот, Голдмен это фамилия.
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Но ведь нету Золотого Человека.
(голд- золото, мен - человек)
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Обязательно должен быть Золотой Человек.
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- Привет!
- Привет, Рейч.
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- Как на работе?
- О, отлично.
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Хотя я и сидела там, где
не было кресла.
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Да, кстати, Росс занёс ящик
с твоими вещами.
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О. Ну, я кажется, этого ждала.
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Я его просто выброшу.
Наверное там только шампунь и ...
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Что-то не так?
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Нет. Ничего.
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Так какие сверхсилы должен
иметь "Золотой Человек"?
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Так. Ну, он должен уметь превращать
всё в золото.
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- А вещи, которые уже из золота?
- А! Его работа сделана.
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Ладно, давай сыграем в мою игру.
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Ну хорошо, желтопузый,
лилово-печёночный...
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Огонь!
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Да, весело!
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