Парные субтитры для TV фильмов и сериалов на английском и русском языках. Friends - Друзья. 3-2. The One Where No One's Ready.

 
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All right, they got water,
orange juice...

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...and what looks like cider.

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Taste it.

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Yeah, it's fat.
I drank fat!

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I know, I did that two minutes ago.

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Hey, Mr. Tux.

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- Why aren't you dressed?
- We have a half-hour.

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That was four minutes ago.
We have to be out the door at 7:40.

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Relax, we'll be ready. It takes us
two minutes to get dressed.

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I'd feel better if you
got dressed now.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Oh, look at you. All sexy.

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Really?

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- How come you didn't come over earlier?
- Because I'm a stupid, stupid man.

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- Hey, Ross, want some cider?
- No.

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So you're pretty close, huh?

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- Makeup's on. Hair's done.
- I just have to get dressed.

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And that takes what,
six or seven minutes?

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Yeah. Once I figure out
what I'm wearing.

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Glass of fat?

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The One Where No One's Ready

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What's the matter?
You nervous about your speech?

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Nope.

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- You wanna hear it?
- Am I in it?

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After I thank everyone
for giving to the museum...

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...I sing a song about
the wonder that is Joey.

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Hello! You look great!

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Thank you. I know, though.

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You see this? This is a person
who is ready to go.

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Phoebe, you...

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You are my star.

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Well, you're my lucky penny.

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All right, I took the quiz. And it
turns out I do put career before men.

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Get up.

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What?

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- You're in my seat.
- How is this your seat?

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- Because I was sitting there.
- But you left.

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Well, it's not like I went to Spain.

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I went to the bathroom.
You knew I'd be back.

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What's the big deal?
Sit somewhere else!

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The big deal is I was
sitting there last! So...

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...it's my seat.

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Well, actually, the last place
you were sitting was in there, so...

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You guys, you know what?
It doesn't matter.

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You both have to go get dressed before
the big vein in my head pops.

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I just have to do one thing.
It's not a big deal.

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Get up!

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Phoebe, you look great!

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All right already.

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Are you gonna do magic?

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That's funny. Change.

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- I just got in.
- I don't care.

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- It starts at 8. We can't be late.
- He could not, would not, want to wait.

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Our table is in front.
My boss will be there.

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Everyone will see if we arrive
after it starts.

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Has somebody been drinking my fat?

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Does this look like something a
paleontologist's girlfriend would wear?

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I don't know.
You might be the first one.

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- Rach, did you check the machine?
- No.

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Wait. This is the outfit that makes
my calves look fat. Never mind.

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Well, Joey, I wrote
a little song today.

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It's called, "Get up!"

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All right. You can have the chair.

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- Really?
- Oh, my. Would you look at that?

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It's me, I'm coming over.

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What if I'm already there
when you play this message?

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Is that too spooky?

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Hi, Rach, are you there?
It's me. Pick up.

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Rachel? Rach?

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What?

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Never mind.

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Monica, it's Richard. Call me.

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Is that message old or new?

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Old or new? Old or new?

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It's definitely old.
Didn't you hear the double beep?

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What if it's new?
We agreed not to talk.

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It could be important.
Shouldn't I call him back?

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Honey, you did call him back.
It's old.

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Yeah, see, Mon, listen. Listen.

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When Carol and I broke up...

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... I went through the same thing.
You know what I did?

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I got dressed.

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Really, really quickly, okay? Okay?

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There we go. There we go.

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You know what? Don't get up.
Just sit there.

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I just hope you don't mind
my hand right here.

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Not touching. Can't get mad!
Not touching. Can't get mad!

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Not touching. Can't get mad!

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Oh, my God!
You rotten boys!

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- Sorry, Phoebe.
- What am I gonna do?

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Don't rub it! What gets out hummus?
What gets out hummus?

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Monica!
What gets out hummus?

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If it is a new message,
what is he calling to say?

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Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.

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Maybe he called to
say you're obsessive.

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- So should I call him back?
- No!

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No!

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- Fine, we'll both sit in the chair.
- Fine with me.

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I am so comfortable.

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Me too.

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In fact, I think I might
be a little too comfortable.

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All right.

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Okay, we have 19 minutes.
I want you to go and change.

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When you come back, Joey will go
change and he'll have vacated the chair.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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Fine. I'm going.

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When I get back, it's Chair City.
And I'm the guy...

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... who's sitting in a chair!

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Is this a little too... ?

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Pheebs? What happened?

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I got the hummus.

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Oh, honey, we'll find you something.
You wanna wear my black jacket?

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- It won't go with this dress.
- You're right.

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- Well, let's just get you out of that.
- No, no, no. Not "out of that. "

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- Not out of clothes.
- Can Phoebe borrow your green dress?

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I called him.

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Yes. I got his machine
and I left a message.

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But it's okay. It's okay...

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... because it was, like,
a casual, breezy message.

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It was breezy.

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God, what if it wasn't breezy?

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How could it not be breezy? No.
Because you're in such a breezy place.

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I got it. I will play my message and
you can tell me if it's breezy enough.

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But how you gonna do that?

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I know the code
to his answering machine.

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Okay, Mon, I really don't think
this is the...

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Okay, you're dialing.
You are dialing.

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Hi, this is Richard.
Please leave a message at the tone.

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You have two new messages.

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Wow, what a cool job.

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You have two new messages.

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Please pass the pie.

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Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking
in because I got a message...

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... from you and didn't know
if it was old or new. So I'm checking.

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So let me know.

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Or don't. Whatever.

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I'm breezy!

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You can't say you're breezy.
That negates the breezy.

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Hola. It's me.
Yesterday was really fun.

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Call me about this weekend, okay?

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Now, she sounded breezy.

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He's seeing someone.
I can't believe he's seeing someone.

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- You don't know that.
- Well, whose voice was that?

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Maybe it was his sister's.
Maybe it was his daughter's.

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Michelle. Of course! It was Michelle.
Did it sound like Michelle?

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Great. It's starting to rain.
That'll make it easier to get a cab.

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It was Michelle.

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It was definitely Michelle.

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Try Monica's green dress. If it
doesn't fit, wear my gray silk one.

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- Unless I wear it.
- You don't know what you're wearing?

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I'm just trying to look nice
for your big night.

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Which we have
to leave for in 12 minutes.

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I'll pick something out for you.

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You will notice that I am fully dressed.

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I, in turn, have noticed
that you are not.

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So in the words of A. A. Milne,
"Get out of my chair, dill-hole. "

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Okay.

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- What are you doing?
- You said to give you the chair.

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You didn't say anything about cushions.

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They're the essence
of the chair!

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That's right! I'm taking the essence.

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Oh, he'll be back.

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Oh, there's nobody in the room.

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- I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.
- That was a Halloween costume.

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Unless you would like me to go
as Little Bo Peep.

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I didn't recognize it
without that inflatable sheep.

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Which, by the way, Chandler,
I would like back one of these days.

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Rach, good! Listen, isn't this
perfect for me?

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Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.

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Of course, not for tonight.
Hi. I'm going to a benefit.

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Not for tonight?
What are you doing?

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No, I'm sorry. We didn't mean it.
I love you. Breathe.

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We used them as pillows
when we went camping.

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What?

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The sheep.

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Hey, what you do on your own time...

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Where's my underwear?

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- Come on, you took his underwear?
- He took my essence!

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Okay, hold on. Why can't you just wear
the underwear you're wearing now?

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Because I'm not wearing
any underwear now.

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Why do you have
to wear underwear tonight?

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It's a rented tux, okay?

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I'm not gonna go commando
in another man's fatigues.

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Then somebody's gonna have
to give somebody back his cushions.

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Okay. You hide my clothes, I'm gonna
do the exact opposite to you.

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What, are you gonna
show me my clothes?

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Hey, opposite...

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... is opposite.

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He's got nothing!

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Okay, I'm ready.

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Rachel didn't have anything
I liked but this ribbon.

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I thought, all right,
I'll be political.

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- What are you supporting?
- Christmas.

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Hey, that's okay with me. Two down,
and I have exactly 12 minutes...

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What?

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My watch stopped.
My watch. Okay, see...

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... the dinosaur tail
isn't going around anymore.

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What time is it? It's 7:33. I have
seven minutes. I have seven minutes!

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Which shoes should I wear?
The black or the purple?

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- Just pick one, okay?
- Oh, okay, okay. The black.

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Do you have black
with little strappies?

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Yeah. But those go better with pants.
Maybe I should wear pants.

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Yeah, pants! What an idea!
Or better yet, go without pants.

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I don't know what you're doing,
but just get in there...

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... and pick out any shoes
that fit your feet.

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I don't care if they match.
I don't care if they make...

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... your ankles or your knees or your
earlobes look fat. Just do it!

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Go in there, pick something out
so we can go.

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- All right.
- Thank you.

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I've got to call Michelle to see
if that was her voice.

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It was. It was her voice.

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Monica, I think you've gone over
to the bad place.

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Hola.

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Hello? Hello?

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- Okay. That was her, right?
- Definitely. Yeah.

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So there you go.

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We're out of the woods.
I think I'll get dressed now.

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- I'll get it.
- Okay.

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Hi, Monica and Rachel's.

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Yeah, just a second.
Can I ask who's calling?

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It's Michelle!

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She must have that caller ID thing.
You should get that.

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Michelle?

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Yeah, that was me.
I dialed your number by mistake.

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Just try to be...

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You're so sweet.

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Yeah, we were a great couple.

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I know, I really miss him.

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Well, you know how it is.
It's just that...

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You know what's weird?

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Donald Duck never wore pants.

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But when he gets
out of the shower...

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... he always puts a towel
around his waist.

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I mean, what is that about?

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I only beeped in so I could hear my
own message. I mean, that's allowed.

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I would really appreciate it if you
wouldn't tell your dad about...

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What do you mean, you don't feel
comfortable with this? We're friends!

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That bitch always hated me.

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I'm calling her back.

241
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,200
- Okay, fine.
- Okay.

242
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,600
- She's got a phone in there, right?
- Okay, we're on it.

243
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,600
I know it says "black tie optional"...

244
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:50,400
... but this may be pushing it a little.

245
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,400
I'm not gonna go.

246
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,600
You're not gonna go?

247
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:59,400
No, I think I'm gonna catch up
on my correspondence.

248
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,700
How can you not be going?

249
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,500
I'm not gonna go.

250
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:09,200
So I think that will accomplish
the not going.

251
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,300
You know, just out of curiosity...

252
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,100
Since I was humiliated
and yelled at in front of my friends...

253
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,900
... I'm just, I don't know, not in a
very museum benefity kind of mood.

254
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,900
Right. Well, okay. Okay.
God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled.

255
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,200
- That's fine.
- No, but you're mad.

256
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,300
I'm not mad. I'm just not going.

257
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,900
- Right.
- Okay.

258
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,100
You know that I have to go, right?

259
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:44,500
So is it gonna be, like,
I'm abandoning you while you're upset?

260
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,600
- No.
- No?

261
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:49,800
- You're not upset about the yelling.
- Right. And the humiliating.

262
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Well, of course, the humiliating.

263
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,900
So we...

264
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,600
... we're okay?

265
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,700
- We're good.
- Right.

266
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,100
- Honey? I love you.
- Yes, Ross.

267
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,300
Get away from the phone!

268
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,700
She's just getting dressed now.

269
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,800
Is it wrong that I was
totally aroused by that?

270
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,800
Okay, buddy boy, here it is.

271
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,900
You hide my clothes,
I'm wearing everything you own.

272
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,900
Oh, my God!

273
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:39,100
That is so not the opposite
of taking somebody's underwear!

274
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,800
Look at me! I'm Chandler.

275
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,800
Could I be wearing any more clothes?

276
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,600
Maybe if I wasn't going commando...

277
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,500
It's hot with all this stuff on.

278
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,200
I better not do any,
I don't know, lunges.

279
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,100
Okay, enough.
Enough with the lunging.

280
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,800
I'm sick of this.
I've had it up to here.

281
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,500
Neither of you can come to the party!

282
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,500
Jeez, what a baby!

283
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,100
Way to ruin it.
I was gonna go get dressed.

284
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,400
The only person
I cared about getting dressed...

285
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,000
... is the person who's
not even gonna go.

286
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,000
Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay?

287
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:24,500
Look, I was a jerk, okay?
I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there.

288
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,500
I need you there.

289
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,100
What can I do to show you
how much I want you to be there?

290
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,900
You could drink the fat.

291
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,900
Welcome to an adult conversation.

292
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,500
No, no, no.
Now wait a minute. Wait a minute.

293
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,400
- That actually sounds interesting.
- What?

294
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,700
I think you should drink the fat.

295
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,700
Okay, if that's what it takes to
show you how much you mean to me...

296
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,400
... and how much I want you there,
that's what I'll do.

297
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,700
Let me get you another glass.
That's been sitting out.

298
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,400
I think this will be fine.

299
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,800
Okay, vanilla milkshake.
Just a vanilla milkshake...

300
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,700
... with chicken bits floating in it.

301
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,200
Cheers.

302
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,700
No, don't! Okay, okay, I'll go.
I'll go.

303
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
You will?

304
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:25,000
- You were really gonna do that.
- Well, yeah.

305
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,100
You were gonna drink the fat.

306
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,800
Let's see what else he'll do!

307
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,900
How about you get changed?
Give him his underwear.

308
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:41,200
I'll get a cab. I want everyone
downstairs in two minutes.

309
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,500
Monica!

310
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,300
Stop it. Stop it!

311
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,200
Ross went to get a cab, so we...

312
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,900
What are you doing? No, Monica, no!

313
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,500
Hi, this is Richard.

314
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,700
You have three new messages.

315
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,100
Not anymore.

316
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,900
Message erased.

317
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,600
To record your message,
begin speaking at the tone.

318
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,600
Hi, Richard. It's Monica.

319
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,600
Listen, I did something
kind of crazy tonight.

320
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,600
Maybe I'm getting my period
or something. I don't know.

321
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:28,400
I beeped into your machine and I heard
this message that freaked me out...

322
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,700
You know what?
Michelle will tell you the rest.

323
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:36,200
I'm sorry, okay? And I hope that we
can just forget the whole thing.

324
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,500
Your outgoing message
has now been changed.

325
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,400
Outgoing?

326
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,400
Did that say outgoing?
Not outgoing!

327
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,300
Hi, Richard, it's Monica.

328
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,400
Listen, I did something
kind of crazy tonight.

329
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,100
Maybe I'm getting
my period or something.

330
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,600
- How did you do that?
- I don't know!

331
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,200
- Goodbye.
- No!

332
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:09,900
Okay. Okay. Okay, I've got two
cabs and no people! Go, go, go!

333
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,100
Maybe we can call the phone company
to change the message?

334
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,600
They could change his number.

335
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,300
I think after this,
he'll be doing that himself.

336
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,000
Rachel!

337
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,200
You...
You look...

338
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,600
And I still have about
five seconds to spare.

339
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,800
- That was about seven seconds.
- So we're a little late.

340
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,600
Come on.

341
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,400
- Oh, and by the way...
- What?

342
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,400
I'm going commando too.

343
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600
Dr. Geller?

344
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:07,300
- Sherman Whitfield, London Institute.
- What a pleasure.

345
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,900
I was quite impressed with your
paper on pre-Cretaceous fossils.

346
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,500
Yes. It confirmed everything
I'd written.

347
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,900
Excuse me.

348
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,200
Hi.

349
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,700
Yes?

350
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,700
Well, you're kind of sitting in my seat.

351
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,500
What do you mean, your seat?

352
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,700
- I mean, I was sitting there.
- But you got up.

353
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,000
But I never left the room.

354
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,900
But you left the chair area.

355
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,700
That's it.
Give me your underwear.

1
00:00:02,079 --> 00:00:04,283
Так, у них есть вода,
апельсиновый сок...

2
00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,909
...и что-то похожее на сидр.

3
00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,414
Попробуй его.

4
00:00:13,111 --> 00:00:14,326
Да,..
это жир.

5
00:00:14,528 --> 00:00:16,071
Я выпил жиру!

6
00:00:17,439 --> 00:00:19,881
Знаю, я это сделал две минуты назад.

7
00:00:23,168 --> 00:00:24,709
Эй, мр. Смокинг.

8
00:00:24,856 --> 00:00:27,227
- Почему вы ещё не одеты?
- Ещё осталось полчаса.

9
00:00:27,455 --> 00:00:30,589
Это было четыре минуты назад.
Мы должны выйти в 7:40.

10
00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,203
Успокойся, Росс, мы успеем.
Нам хватит двух минут, чтобы одется.

11
00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,842
Я был бы спокойней, если вы
были бы уже одеты.

12
00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,437
- Ладно.
- Ладно.

13
00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,962
О, ты посмотри.
Какой ты сескуальный.

14
00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,189
Правда?

15
00:00:50,075 --> 00:00:55,512
- И чего это ты не пришёл пораньше?
- Потому, что я обалдевший мужчина.

16
00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,045
Эй, Росс, хочешь сидра?

17
00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,068
Нет.

18
00:01:00,512 --> 00:01:02,335
Так ты почти готова, а?

19
00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,289
Накрасилась, причёска есть.

20
00:01:04,416 --> 00:01:05,925
Мне нужно только одеться.

21
00:01:06,016 --> 00:01:08,734
А сколько это займёт примерно?
Около 6 или 7 минут?

22
00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:11,797
Да. Как только решу,
что одевать.

23
00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,268
Стаканчик жиру?

24
00:01:16,671 --> 00:01:18,944
Сезон 3, серия 2
Та, где никто не готов.

25
00:01:19,144 --> 00:01:22,144
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2010

26
00:02:03,328 --> 00:02:06,410
Что случилось, Росс?
Волнуешься за своё выступление?

27
00:02:06,567 --> 00:02:07,843
Нет.

28
00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:12,174
- Хочешь его послушать?
- А про меня там есть?

29
00:02:15,512 --> 00:02:18,594
После того, как я благодарю всех,
кто жертвует музею...

30
00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:21,870
...я пою песенку про чудесного Джоуи.

31
00:02:25,175 --> 00:02:27,037
Здравствуй!
Выглядишь великолепно!

32
00:02:27,172 --> 00:02:29,710
Спасибо. Я уже знаю об этом.

33
00:02:30,687 --> 00:02:34,397
Вот, видите? Это человек,
готовый идти.

34
00:02:34,591 --> 00:02:36,004
Фиби, ты...

35
00:02:36,255 --> 00:02:37,770
Ты моя звезда.

36
00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:41,272
Ну, а ты мой счастливый пятачок.

37
00:02:43,259 --> 00:02:49,747
Хорошо, одену декольте. Когда оно спадёт,
среди мужиков я очень прославлюсь.

38
00:02:50,911 --> 00:02:52,005
Вставай.

39
00:02:52,319 --> 00:02:53,283
Что?

40
00:02:53,596 --> 00:02:56,851
- Ты на моём месте.
- С чего это оно твоё?

41
00:02:59,456 --> 00:03:00,633
Я тут сидел.

42
00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,639
Потом ты ушёл.

43
00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:05,770
Ну, вроде как я не дошёл до Иcпании.

44
00:03:05,947 --> 00:03:08,316
Я вышел в туалет.
Ты же знал, что я вернусь.

45
00:03:08,512 --> 00:03:10,368
Что за дела?
Сядь в другом месте!

46
00:03:10,432 --> 00:03:13,947
Такие дела, что я сидел
здесь! Так, что...

47
00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:15,655
...это моё место.

48
00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:20,233
Ну, вобще-то, последнее место,
где ты сидел, было там, так что...

49
00:03:20,351 --> 00:03:22,840
Ребята, знаете что?
Это всё не важно.

50
00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:27,483
Вы оба должны одеться до того,
как моя голова взорвётся.

51
00:03:27,615 --> 00:03:30,432
Ладно, просто я должен кое-что
сделать. Так, ничего особенного.

52
00:03:30,528 --> 00:03:31,707
Вставай!

53
00:03:34,528 --> 00:03:37,166
Фиби, выглядишь прелестно!

54
00:03:37,312 --> 00:03:39,435
Да ладно, уже...

55
00:03:39,936 --> 00:03:42,424
А ты будешь фокусы показывать?

56
00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:45,950
Это... Смешно.
Переодевайся.

57
00:03:46,079 --> 00:03:47,954
- Погоди, я только зашла.
- Мне всё равно.

58
00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:49,950
Начало в 8.
Нам нельзя опоздать.

59
00:03:50,079 --> 00:03:53,429
"Ни дать, ни взять,
Нельзя подождать."

60
00:03:53,535 --> 00:03:56,386
Наш столик спереди.
Мой начальник там будет.

61
00:03:56,415 --> 00:03:58,784
Все увидят, если мы опоздаем
к началу.

62
00:03:58,911 --> 00:04:01,199
Что такое, кто-то пил мой жир?

63
00:04:02,268 --> 00:04:06,013
Это похоже на то, что может носить
девушка палеонтолога?

64
00:04:06,175 --> 00:04:09,330
Не знаю.
Ты, должно быть, будешь первой.

65
00:04:09,787 --> 00:04:12,193
- Рейч, ты проверяла ответчик?
- Нет.

66
00:04:12,415 --> 00:04:17,190
Погоди. Эта юбка делает мои
лодыжки толстыми. Ладно, ничего.

67
00:04:19,871 --> 00:04:22,953
Да, Джоуи, я сегодня
написал песенку.

68
00:04:23,136 --> 00:04:24,646
Она называется "Вставай!".

69
00:04:25,535 --> 00:04:28,188
Хорошо.
Можешь садиться в кресло.

70
00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:32,151
- Правда?
- Ой-ой. А смотрите, это что такое?

71
00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,766
Это я, уже подхожу.

72
00:04:36,991 --> 00:04:39,679
А что если я уже тут,
когда вы слушете это сообщение?

73
00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:41,934
Не слишком жутко?

74
00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:46,076
Привет, Рейч, ты там?
Это я. Отвечай.

75
00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:48,291
Рейчел? Рейч?

76
00:04:48,511 --> 00:04:49,789
Что?

77
00:04:51,135 --> 00:04:52,796
Ничего особенного.

78
00:04:54,399 --> 00:04:57,688
Моника, это Ричард. Позвони мне.

79
00:05:00,351 --> 00:05:01,980
Это сообщение старое или новое?

80
00:05:03,231 --> 00:05:04,858
Старое или новое?
Старое или новое?

81
00:05:04,991 --> 00:05:07,808
Совершенно точно старое.
Разве не слышала два гудка?

82
00:05:07,967 --> 00:05:10,336
А что, если новое?
Мы договаривались не говорить.

83
00:05:10,432 --> 00:05:13,249
Это может быть важно.
Может, мне ему перезвонить?

84
00:05:13,408 --> 00:05:15,744
Дорогая, ты ему уже звонила.
Оно старое.

85
00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,947
Да, слушай, Мон, слушай.
послушай.

86
00:05:18,079 --> 00:05:20,219
Когда Керол и я расстались...

87
00:05:20,351 --> 00:05:23,386
...я прошёл через то же самое.
Знаешь, что я сделал?

88
00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:25,997
Я пошёл одеваться.

89
00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,754
Очень, очень быстро, ясно?
Хорошо?

90
00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:32,989
Пошли. Пошли.

91
00:05:33,535 --> 00:05:35,969
Знаешь, что? Не вставай.
Просто сиди.

92
00:05:36,159 --> 00:05:39,528
Надеюсь, ты не против моей руки
прямо тут?

93
00:05:40,288 --> 00:05:43,484
Не касаюсь. Не бесись.

94
00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,751
Не касаюсь. Не бесись.

95
00:05:46,687 --> 00:05:48,513
О, мой бог!

96
00:05:48,735 --> 00:05:50,709
Вы! Гадкие мальчишки!

97
00:05:51,199 --> 00:05:53,403
- Извини, Фибс.
- Что мне делать?

98
00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:55,488
Не растирай!
Что выводит хумус?

99
00:05:55,615 --> 00:05:57,440
Что выводит хумус?

100
00:05:57,695 --> 00:06:00,337
Моника! Ты знаешь.
Что выводит хумус?

101
00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:04,136
Если это новое сообщение,
то что он хотел сказать?

102
00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:07,511
Ладно, спасибо.
Я попробую им.

103
00:06:08,151 --> 00:06:10,423
Может, он звонил сказать, что ты
одержимая и безумная?

104
00:06:10,687 --> 00:06:13,492
- Так мне стоит ему позвонить?
- Нет!

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Нет!

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- Так, ладно, оба будем сидеть на кресле.

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Мне так комфортно.

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Мне тоже.

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Даже, думаю, может быть,
немного слишком комфортно.

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Так, осталось 19 минут.
Я хочу, чтобы ты пошёл переодеваться.

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Когда ты вернёшься, Джоуи уйдёт
одеваться, и освободит кресло.

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- Ладно.
- Хорошо.

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Прекрасно. Я иду.

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А когда вернусь в этот Город Кресел.
То буду тем, кто...

115
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...сидит в кресле!

116
00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:55,583
А это не будет слишком...

117
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Фибс. Что случилось?

118
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Хумус.
Мне досталось хумусом.

119
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О, дорогая, мы подыщем тебе что-то.
Хочешь мой чёрный жакет?

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- Он не пойдёт к этому платью.
- Ты права.

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- Чтож, давай снимем с тебя это.
- Нет, нет, нет. Не будем снимать "это".

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- Никаких снятий одежды.
- Может Фиби оденет моё зелёное платье?

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Я позвонила ему.

124
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Да. Я попала на ответчик
и оставила ему сообщение.

125
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Но всё хорошо, всё хорошо...

126
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...получилось такое, вроде,
уравновешенное, спокойное сообщение.

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Я была спокойна.

128
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О, боже, а что если не спокойное?

129
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Как оно может быть не спокойным? Нет.
Ты же находишься в таком спокойном месте.

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Придумала. Я проиграю сообщение вам,
а вы скажете, спокойное ли оно.

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Моника,
как ты собираешься это сделать?

132
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Я знаю код его ответчика.

133
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Так, Мон, я считаю, что это
совсем не...

134
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Ладно, ты уже набираешь.
Уже набираешь.

135
00:07:56,895 --> 00:08:00,790
Привет, это Ричард.
Пожалуйста, оставьте сообщение.

136
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У вас два новых сообщения.

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Ничего себе голосок.

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" У вас два новых сообщения."

139
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Пожалуйста, подайте пирог.

140
00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,188
Привет, это Моника.
Просто проверяю.

141
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Я получила сообщение и не знаю,
новое оно или старое.

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Так что, просто проверяю.

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Дай мне знать.

144
00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:24,928
Или не надо. Всё равно.

145
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Я спокойна!

146
00:08:27,935 --> 00:08:31,831
Нельзя говорить "спокойна".
Это уничтожает спокойность.

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Алё. Это я.
Вчера было здорово.

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Позвони мне ближе к выходным, хорошо?

149
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Вот она была спокойна.

150
00:08:47,711 --> 00:08:51,356
У него кто-то есть.
Не могу поверить, у него уже кто-то есть.

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- Это ещё неизвестно.
- Ну, а чей это был голос?

152
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Может его сестры.
Может его дочери.

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Мишель. Конечно же!
Это было похоже на Мишель?

154
00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:06,609
О, замечательно. Начался дождь.
Теперь будет легче поймать такси.

155
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:07,828
Это была Мишель.

156
00:09:08,063 --> 00:09:09,788
Это точно была Мишель.

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00:09:09,951 --> 00:09:14,044
Примерь зелёное платье Моники. Если
не подойдёт, оденешь моё серое шёлковое.

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- Только, если я его не одену.
- Ты ещё не знаешь, что оденешь?

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Дорогой. Я хочу выглядеть красиво
на твоём важном дне.

160
00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:22,268
Да, на который мы должны выйти
через 12 минут.

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Давай, я просто выберу
что-нибудь для тебя.

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Ну вот, видишь, я уже
полностью одет.

163
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И, напротив, я вижу, что
ты ещё нет.

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Так, что говоря словами А.А. Милна,
"Уйди с моего кресла, поросёнок".

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Ладно.

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- Что ты делаешь?
- Ты сказал, отдать кресло.

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Ты ничего не говорил о подушках.

168
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Подушки являются частью кресла!

169
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Именно так! И я забираю части.

170
00:09:57,183 --> 00:09:59,006
Ха-ха, он вернётся.

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Хо-хо, тут никого нет.

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00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:05,626
- Извини, я думал, что это было красиво.
- Это был костюм на Хеллоуин.

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Или может, ты хочешь, чтобы я пошла
туда как привидение пастушки.

174
00:10:09,439 --> 00:10:12,125
Я не узнал его без той
призрачной овечки.

175
00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:16,599
Да, которую, Чендлер, мне бы
хотелось получить назад на днях.

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00:10:18,463 --> 00:10:21,051
Рейч, хорошо! Слушай, разве это мне
не в самый раз?

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00:10:21,183 --> 00:10:23,552
О, в самый раз! Но не для сегодня.

178
00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:26,908
Конечно, не для сегодня.
Привет. Как оно мне идёт.

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Не для сегодня?
Что вы делаете?

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Извини, мы просто так.
Люблю тебя. Успокойся.

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Она была у нас вместо подушек,
когда мы ходили в поход.

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00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:38,107
Что?

183
00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:40,357
Овечка.

184
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Эй, то, что вы делаете в своё
свободное время...

185
00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,539
Где моё бельё?

186
00:10:50,111 --> 00:10:53,528
- Что такое, ты забрал его бельё?
- Он взял мои части!

187
00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:58,432
Так, погодите. Почему бы тебе
не пойти в том белье, которое на тебе сейчас?

188
00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:01,647
Сейчас на мне нет белья.

189
00:11:02,175 --> 00:11:04,609
Тогда зачем оно тебе
вобще нужно сегодня?

190
00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:06,558
Потому, что это прокатный смокинг, ясно?

191
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:10,818
Я не пойду без трусов в том,
в чём потел кто-то другой.

192
00:11:12,095 --> 00:11:15,890
Тогда некто должен отдать
кому-то подушки.

193
00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:21,152
Хорошо. Ты спрятал мою одежду, а я
сделаю совсем наоборот.

194
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:25,565
Что, ты собираешься показать мне мою
одежду?

195
00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:27,273
Эй, наоборот...

196
00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:29,512
...значит наоборот.

197
00:11:30,911 --> 00:11:32,805
Ничего у него не выйдет!

198
00:11:33,343 --> 00:11:35,172
Так, я готова.

199
00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:43,004
У Рейчел не было ничего, что мне бы
подошло, кроме Рождественского цветка.

200
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,170
Я подумала, ладно, буду политичной.

201
00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:50,969
- И за что же ты выступаешь?
- Алё? За Рождество.

202
00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:56,441
Эй, по мне, так нормально. Две прошло,
и осталось ровно 12 минут.

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00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,881
Что?

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00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:01,305
Мои часы остановились.
Мои часы. Так, видишь...

205
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:04,687
...хвост динозавра больше не ходит
по кругу.

206
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:07,452
Сколько сейчас времени? Так, 7:33.
Осталось 7 минут.

207
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,732
Осталось 7 минут!

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00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:11,801
Какие туфли мне одеть?
Чёрные или малиновые?

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00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,333
- Уже выбери какие-нибудь, ладно?
- О, ладно, ладно. Чёрные.

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00:12:14,495 --> 00:12:16,799
А у тебя есть чёрные
с маленькими хлястиками?

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00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:21,121
Да. Но они лучше идут со штанами.
О! Может, мне одеть штаны?

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00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:25,786
Да, штаны! Какая идея!
Или ещё лучше - иди без штанов.

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00:12:25,951 --> 00:12:29,086
Я не знаю, чем ты тут занимаешься,
но шевели задом туда...

214
00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:31,618
...и выбери один раз себе
подходящие на ноги туфли.

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00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:35,127
Мне безразлично, будут ли они одинаковы.
Мне безразлично, делают ли они...

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00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:39,803
...твои лодыжки или колени или мочки
ушей толстыми. Просто оденься!

217
00:12:39,903 --> 00:12:43,156
Иди туда, выбери что-нибудь,
чтобы мы могли уже идти.

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- Хорошо.
- Спасибо.

219
00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:51,995
Я должна позвонить Мишель,
чтобы узнать её ли это был голос.

220
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Был. Это был её голос.

221
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:58,042
Моника, мне кажется,
ты пересекаешь черту.

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Алё.

223
00:13:03,071 --> 00:13:05,474
Алло? Алло?

224
00:13:06,591 --> 00:13:09,626
- Так. Это была она, правда?
- Определённо. Да.

225
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,551
Ну, так вот.

226
00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:15,507
Сомнениям конец.
Я думаю, пора одеться.

227
00:13:16,415 --> 00:13:18,573
- Я подниму.
- Ладно.

228
00:13:19,295 --> 00:13:20,902
Привет, квартира Моники и Рейчел.

229
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:24,185
Да, секундочку.
Могу я узнать, кто звонит?

230
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Это Мишель!

231
00:13:27,743 --> 00:13:32,452
У неё, похоже, определитель номера.
Ты должна поговорить.

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Мишель?

233
00:13:35,871 --> 00:13:39,700
Да, это была я.
Я набрала твой номер по ошибке.

234
00:13:39,935 --> 00:13:41,015
Только давай быстр... а-а!

235
00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:44,617
Как приятно.

236
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:47,132
Да, мы были хорошей парой.

237
00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:49,452
Понимаю, я очень скучаю по нему.

238
00:13:49,598 --> 00:13:52,251
Ну, ты же знаешь как это бывает.
Просто так уж...

239
00:13:52,351 --> 00:13:54,411
Знаешь, что странно?

240
00:13:55,775 --> 00:13:58,482
Дональд Дак никогда не носил
трусов.

241
00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:01,154
Но когда выходил из душа...

242
00:14:01,214 --> 00:14:04,669
...у него всегда полотенце
намотано на бёдрах.

243
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:09,574
Я думаю, к чему бы это?

244
00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:12,831
Мишель, я влезла только послушать
своё сообщение.

245
00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:14,434
Это же допустимо.

246
00:14:16,795 --> 00:14:21,151
Я была бы очень признательна, если ты
не расскажешь своему отцу об...

247
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:26,201
Как это ты не любишь таких вещей?
Мы же друзья!

248
00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:28,642
Эта стерва всегда меня ненавидела.

249
00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:30,408
Я ей перезвоню.

250
00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:34,345
- Ладно, прекрасно.
- Ладно.

251
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:38,928
А ведь у неё там тоже есть телефон, так?
- Так, пошли к ней.

252
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:52,603
Конечно, чёрный галстук не обязателен...

253
00:14:52,735 --> 00:14:55,488
...но это немного черезчур.

254
00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:57,471
Я не пойду.

255
00:14:59,391 --> 00:15:00,636
Ты не пойдёшь?

256
00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:05,011
Нет, я думаю, что лучше
разберу свою почту.

257
00:15:05,694 --> 00:15:08,877
Как это ты не пойдёшь?

258
00:15:09,182 --> 00:15:10,559
Я не собираюсь идти.

259
00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:15,466
Так, что я думаю, таким
образом я смогу не пойти.

260
00:15:18,943 --> 00:15:21,312
Знаешь, кроме шуток...

261
00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:24,830
Ну, раз уж меня унизили и наорали
на меня перед моими друзьями...

262
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:29,313
...то просто, не знаю... как-то я
не в музейном настроении.

263
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:33,433
Так. Ну, хорошо, ладно.
Боже, я извиняюсь. Извини, что я наорал.

264
00:15:33,503 --> 00:15:35,708
- Прекрасно.
- Нет, но ты же злишься.

265
00:15:35,871 --> 00:15:37,793
Я не злюсь.
Просто я не пойду.

266
00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:39,648
- Ясно.
- Хорошо.

267
00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:43,642
Ты же знаешь, что я
должен идти, так?

268
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:48,185
И тогда получается, что я покидаю
тебя, когда ты расстроена?

269
00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:49,280
- Нет.
- Нет?

270
00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:53,434
- Ты же ведь не расстроилась от крика.
- Да. И от унижения.

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00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:55,745
Ну конечно, и унижения.

272
00:15:57,503 --> 00:15:58,785
Значит у нас...

273
00:15:59,071 --> 00:16:00,283
...всё в порядке?

274
00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,624
- Всё хорошо.
- Точно.

275
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:08,006
- Дорогая. Я люблю тебя.
- Да, Росс.

276
00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:11,076
Отойди от телефона!

277
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,484
Она уже одевается.

278
00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:22,397
Это нормально, что я только что наконец,
проснулся от всего происходящего?

279
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,709
Ну, приятель, вот так вот.

280
00:16:31,902 --> 00:16:35,979
Ты спятал мою одежду,
а я одел всю твою.

281
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:37,721
О, мой бог!

282
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:42,943
Это так не наоборот от взятия
чужого белья!

283
00:16:43,075 --> 00:16:44,601
Смотрите на меня! Я Чендлер.

284
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:48,618
Мог бы я одеть ещё больше одежды?

285
00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:52,191
Возможно, если бы не пошёл без трусов...

286
00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:58,494
Жарко, когда так одет.

287
00:16:58,591 --> 00:17:02,246
Лучше бы мне не делать
никаких... не знаю... упражнений.

288
00:17:03,678 --> 00:17:06,080
Ладно, хватит.
Хватит упражнений.

289
00:17:06,239 --> 00:17:08,794
Мне всё это надоело.
Мне оно уже вот до сюдова.

290
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,550
Никто из вас не пойдёт на праздник!

291
00:17:11,775 --> 00:17:13,669
Боже, ты как ребёнок!

292
00:17:14,303 --> 00:17:16,990
Так вот всё насмарку.
Я уже собирался переодеться.

293
00:17:17,022 --> 00:17:19,457
Единственный человек, которого
я хотел, чтобы он переоделся...

294
00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:22,016
...это человек, который даже
не собирается никуда идти.

295
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,030
Слушай, Рейч, я извиняюсь, ладно?

296
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:28,185
Слушай, я был козлом, ясно?
Я извиняюсь, что наорал. Ты нужна мне там.

297
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,727
Ты нужна мне там.

298
00:17:31,199 --> 00:17:35,541
Что мне сделать, чтобы доказать,
как ты мне там нужна?

299
00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:38,214
Можешь выпить жиру.

300
00:17:40,383 --> 00:17:43,203
Добро пожаловать в мир взрослых.

301
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,597
Нет, нет, нет.
Погодите минуточку. Минуточку.

302
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:49,371
- Это звучит интересно.
- Что?

303
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,875
Я думаю, ты должен выпить жир.

304
00:17:57,694 --> 00:18:01,624
Ладно, если это послужит
доказательством того, как ты важна мне...

305
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,476
...и как сильно я хочу, чтобы ты пошла,
то я сделаю это.

306
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,792
Я дам тебе другой стакан.
А то там всё осело.

307
00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:10,308
Думаю, и этот хорош.

308
00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:14,049
Ладно, ванильное молоко.
Просто ванильное молоко...

309
00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:17,291
...с курьими кусочками.

310
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,276
Будем.

311
00:18:21,374 --> 00:18:24,127
Нет, не надо! Ладно, ладно, я пойду.
Я пойду.

312
00:18:24,222 --> 00:18:25,470
Пойдёшь?

313
00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:28,129
Ты же серьёзно собрался пить его.

314
00:18:28,223 --> 00:18:29,419
Ну, да.

315
00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:32,451
Ты собирался выпить жир.

316
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,392
Давайте посмотрим, что ещё он
готов сделать!

317
00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:42,112
Как насчёт переодеться?
Отдай ему бельё.

318
00:18:42,239 --> 00:18:45,470
Я поймаю такси. Все должны быть
внизу через две минуты.

319
00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:46,914
Моника!

320
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,190
Прекрати.

321
00:18:48,318 --> 00:18:49,663
Прекрати!

322
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,452
Росс пошёл ловить такси, может мы...

323
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:58,735
Что ты делаешь?
Нет, Моника, нет!

324
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,852
Привет, это Ричард.

325
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:07,400
У вас три новых сообщения.

326
00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:09,864
Больше нет.

327
00:19:10,142 --> 00:19:12,049
Сообщение стёрто.

328
00:19:13,663 --> 00:19:18,619
Чтобы записать сообщение,
начните говорить после сигнала.

329
00:19:18,911 --> 00:19:20,920
Привет, Ричард. Это Моника.

330
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,901
Слушай, я сделала кое-что
безумное сегодня.

331
00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:27,309
Может, у меня начинаются месячные
или ещё что-то. Не знаю.

332
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:31,131
Вобщем, я попала на твой ответчик
и услышала сообщение...

333
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,869
...оно меня взбесило...

334
00:19:33,311 --> 00:19:35,931
...а Мишель расскажет тебе
остальное.

335
00:19:36,062 --> 00:19:41,269
Я извиняюсь, ладно? И надеюсь,
что мы забудем об этом.

336
00:19:43,294 --> 00:19:47,307
Ваше приветственное сообщение
было изменено.

337
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:48,928
Приветственное?

338
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,398
Он сказал приветственное?

339
00:19:50,495 --> 00:19:52,236
Не приветственное!

340
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,832
Привет, Ричард, это Моника.

341
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:59,872
Слушай, я...

342
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,584
Может у меня...

343
00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:05,271
- Как ты это сделала?
- Не знаю!

344
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,613
До свидания.

345
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:14,331
Так, у меня два такси и нет людей!
Пошли, пошли, пошли!

346
00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:17,726
Может, позвоним в телефонную компанию,
чтобы изменили приветствие?

347
00:20:17,854 --> 00:20:19,298
Они смогут изменить только его номер.

348
00:20:19,358 --> 00:20:22,993
Я думаю, после такого
он сам это сделает.

349
00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:25,219
Рейчел!

350
00:20:30,782 --> 00:20:33,535
Ты...
Ты выглядишь...

351
00:20:35,711 --> 00:20:39,210
И у меня ещё осталось 5 секунд.

352
00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:46,267
Прошло только 7 секунд.

353
00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:47,992
Подумаешь, немного опаздаем.

354
00:20:48,158 --> 00:20:50,016
Пошли.

355
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,638
А! Кстати...

356
00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:53,795
Что?

357
00:20:54,142 --> 00:20:56,784
Я тоже иду без белья.

358
00:21:06,687 --> 00:21:07,834
Др. Геллер?

359
00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:11,648
- Шерман Уитфилд, Лондонский институт.
- Очень приятно.

360
00:21:11,774 --> 00:21:16,381
Я был приятно поражён вашим
докладом о домеловых отложениях.

361
00:21:16,478 --> 00:21:18,750
Да. Он заключает в себе всё,
что я написал.

362
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,252
Извините.

363
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,594
Привет.

364
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:22,910
Да?

365
00:21:23,294 --> 00:21:25,652
Вы, вроде как сидите на моём
месте.

366
00:21:26,302 --> 00:21:28,229
Что вы имеете в виду
под вашим местом?

367
00:21:28,415 --> 00:21:31,297
- Я имею ввиду, что я тут сидел.
- Но вы ушли.

368
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,030
Но я не покидал помещения.

369
00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:37,210
Но вы покинули зону стула.

370
00:21:37,919 --> 00:21:41,502
Хорошо, вот что.
Отдайте мне ваше бельё.

 
 
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