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You're telling me
this actress person...
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... is the only woman you ever wanted
who didn't want you back?
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Oh, my God.
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Is this what it's like to be you?
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- You're crazy about her, huh?
- You have no idea.
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When we're on-stage,
I get to kiss her and touch her.
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She goes home with the director...
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... and it's like somebody's
ripping out my heart.
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It's so great to see you
feeling like this.
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Dad called this morning.
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Aunt Sylvia passed away.
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Yes! Yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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We were all
pretty shaken up about it.
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Am I missing something?
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I always thought death was
supposed to be sad, in a way.
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Well, Aunt Sylvia was...
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... not a nice person.
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She was a cruel, cranky old bitch.
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And I'm sorry she died.
Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?
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- You get the dollhouse.
- I get the dollhouse!
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A house for dolls!
That is so cool.
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When I was a kid, I had a barrel.
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You had a barrel for a dollhouse?
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No, just a barrel.
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You know what? You can play
with my dollhouse.
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- Really?
- Any time you want.
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When I was younger, all I wanted
was to play with this dollhouse.
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But no! It was to be looked at,
never played with.
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My grandmother used to say
that exact same thing to me.
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Thanks for lunch.
You didn't have to walk me here.
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That's okay. No problem.
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You do realize we don't keep the
women's lingerie here in the office.
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Yes, I realize that.
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- Summer catalog.
- That's the stuff.
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Rachel, I need the Versace invoice.
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You don't work for me.
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Joanna, this is my friend
Chandler Bing. Joanna.
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Bing? That's a great name.
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Thanks. It's Gaelic for,
"Thy turkey's done. "
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- I'm gonna go. Nice meeting you.
- You too.
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So, what's wrong with him?
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Nothing. He's just goofy like that.
I actually hardly notice it anymore.
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No, no. I mean, is he married
or involved with anyone?
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He's not married
or involved with anyone.
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Well, Rachel...
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Actually, you know what?
Forget it.
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- I'll ask him for you, if you want.
- Would you?
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Or is it too sad and desperate,
something that Sophie would do?
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- I am here.
- I know that.
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Look at it!
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Wallpaper's a little faded.
That's okay.
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Carpet's a little loose.
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Hardwood floors?!
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- It's so beautiful!
- I know!
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So I'm here, ready to play!
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I brought a bunch of stuff
for the house, so check it out.
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What's this?
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That's a dog.
Every house should have a dog.
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Not one that can pee on the roof.
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Maybe it's so big because the house
was built on radioactive waste.
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And is this in case
the house sneezes?
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No, that's the ghost for the attic.
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- I don't want a ghost.
- Well, nobody wants a ghost.
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But you've got one...
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... because the house is sitting on
an ancient Indian burial ground.
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Wait a minute. The house
was built on radioactive waste...
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... and an ancient
Indian burial ground?
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That would never happen.
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Obviously you don't know much
about the U. S. Government.
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- I need to talk to you.
- Sure. What's up?
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Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.
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I know.
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Well, if something comes up...
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I'm glad you guys are past
that little awkward phase.
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My boss. Joanna. When you left...
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... she started asking questions
about you...
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Liked what she saw?
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Dug my action, did she?
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Checking out the Chan Chan Man!
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That was...
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... surreal.
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What do you think?
Are you interested at all?
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Yeah. She seemed cool.
Attractive. I'll do it.
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Thank you. This is so great.
She's gonna love me.
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Dinosaur attack!
Quick, everybody into the house!
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All right, Phoebe, you know what?
That's it. That's it. All right?
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No dinosaurs, no ghosts,
no giant dogs, okay?
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They're not the right size, they're
not Victorian and they don't go.
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Fine.
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Come, dinosaur. We're not welcome
in the house of no imagination.
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While we're hovering around the subject,
I just have to say that dinosaurs...
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... they don't go, "ruff!"
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The little ones do.
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- Hey, Kate.
- Morning.
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I went to that restaurant
you were talking about...
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Hey, lovely.
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Come, talk to me for a minute.
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And I ate the food. It was good.
I had the fish. Yeah, really good.
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I'm Lauren. Kate's understudy.
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- Joey Tribbiani.
- I know.
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I'm a big fan of yours.
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What?
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I used to schedule my classes
so I could watch Dr. Drake Ramoray...
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... on Days of our Lives.
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- Get out of here. Really?
- Absolutely.
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But then they went and dropped you
down that elevator shaft.
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They gave me the shaft, all right.
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You're so funny.
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What are you doing after rehearsal?
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- Want to get a drink or something?
- Well...
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Yeah. Sure.
A drink sounds great.
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- Cool. I'll see you then.
- All right.
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All right. It's time to act,
my talking props.
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Look everybody!
Look at my new dollhouse!
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Look, look!
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Hey, what's this?
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It's a slide instead of stairs.
Look.
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Very interesting, Phoebe.
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What's this?
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The licorice room.
You can eat all the furniture.
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When guests come over, they can
stay on the Tootsie Roll-away bed.
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This is the coolest house ever!
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Does anyone want to join me
in the Aroma Room?
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- All right.
- I would.
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Hey, guys? Guys!
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Did you see my new china cabinet?
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Watch. Watch.
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And. And.
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Hey, my father's house does that.
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Okay. How did it go?
Tell me everything!
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The movie was great...
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... dinner was great, and there's nothing
like a cool, crisp New York evening.
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Of course, I didn't enjoy any of that
because Joanna's such a big, dull dud!
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Chandler is fantastic!
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- What?
- We click! You know how people click?
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He came by to pick me up, I opened
the door and it was just like, "click!"
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Did he tell you?
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He's got such a good heart.
Doesn't he have a good heart?
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And he's so sweet. He said he'd
call, so put him straight through.
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- Isn't this great?
- Don't spoil it.
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Come on, baby, don't go. Please?
What do you say?
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It's you.
Just one sec.
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I'm going to take this call.
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When I continue, I hope
that there will appear on-stage...
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... this magical thing
that in the theater we call...
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... committing to the moment!
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The guy's like a cartoon.
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- What do you see in him, anyway?
- He happens to be brilliant.
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Which is more than I can say
for that sweater you're dating.
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I'm not interested in her sweater.
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It's what's underneath her sweater
that counts.
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And besides, since when do you care
who I'm going out with?
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I don't care.
Why, do you want me to care?
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Do you want me
to want you to care?
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Do you?
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What?
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Okay. I'm afraid to say this,
but let's pick it up where we left off.
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Come on, baby, don't go. Please?
What do you say?
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I've got no reason to stay.
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Stop! Stop it!
You must stop!
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You are bad actors!
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This is a terrible play!
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I'll see you in the morning.
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I can't believe we go on
in a week.
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00:11:14,802 --> 00:11:17,071
Hey, it's gonna be all right.
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00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:22,161
So since we're getting off early,
do you want to go and paint mugs?
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What?
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At the place I told you about
last night?
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Yeah, with the mug-painting.
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I was so listening to that.
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But you know what?
I need to work on my stuff tonight.
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Okay.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Good night.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I guess.
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What are we gonna do
about the scene?
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I don't know.
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Maybe if it had more heat.
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Well, how do you mean?
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Adrianne's looking
for a reason to stay, right?
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Victor can't just kiss her.
He's gotta...
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He's gotta really give her a reason.
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Maybe he could slip her the tongue.
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Or maybe...
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Maybe he could grab her,
and lift her up.
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Then Adrianne could wrap her legs
around his waist.
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Right. Then she could rip off his shirt
and kiss his chest and his stomach.
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Then he could use his teeth
to undo her dress...
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... and bite her!
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And then right when the scene ends...
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... he could take her
with this raw, animal...
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Something like that?
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Yeah. That's pretty much
what I had in mind.
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It's a little early to be drinking.
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Things finally happened with Kate.
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- You're kidding?
- That's great.
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It was so amazing.
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After the lovemaking...
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Oh, my!
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... I just watched her sleep for hours.
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Just breathing in...
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... and breathing out.
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And then I knew she was dreaming
because her eyes kept going like this:
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I'm telling you,
Joanna's got it all wrong.
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All I said was, "This was fun.
Let's do it again some time.
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I'll give you a call. "
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00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:09,588
I wonder why she thinks you're going
to call her?
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00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:12,144
That's what you say
at the end of a date.
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You can't just say,
"Nice to meet you. Good night"?
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To her face?
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It's the end of the date.
I'm standing there...
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00:14:20,186 --> 00:14:23,896
... all she's waiting for is for me to say
I'll call her, and it just comes out.
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I can't help it.
It's a compulsion.
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00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:32,184
When a guy says he'll call,
it doesn't mean he's going to call.
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This never happened to you?
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Well, they always called.
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Bite me.
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- Did he call?
- No, sorry.
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Why? He said he'd call.
Why hasn't he called?
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Maybe he's intimidated by really
smart, strong, successful women.
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Sophie, will you please
climb out of my butt.
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Why hasn't he called, Rachel?
Why?
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00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:07,093
Well, maybe he feels awkward
because you are my boss.
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Awkward?
Why should he feel awkward?
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00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:13,233
The person that should feel awkward
is you. Did you tell him not to call me?
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If you're uncomfortable with him
dating someone you work for...
228
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... there are always ways to fix that.
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Call her. Call her now!
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Multiple so many paper cuts.
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"Why hasn't he called, Rachel?
Why, why? I don't understand!
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He said he'd call. Why?"
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I'm telling you, she's flipped out!
She's gone crazy!
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00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:39,353
Well, give me the phone then.
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This isn't funny. She thinks
it's my fault you haven't called.
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- You have to call her.
- Look...
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00:15:43,962 --> 00:15:46,231
... you can't call somebody
after this long to say:
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"In case you didn't notice,
I don't like you. "
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- Then you'll have to take her out again.
- No!
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She's really dull,
and she gets this...
241
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... gross mascara-goop thing
in the corner of her eye!
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I don't care! You're gonna have
to take her out again and end it.
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And end it in a way
that she knows it's actually ended.
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I don't care how hard it is.
Don't tell her you'll call her again!
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All right, fine! But it's just
a lunch date. No more than an hour.
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From now on, I get my own dates.
I don't want you setting me up again!
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That's fine!
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- That's just a lot of big talk.
- I know.
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I'm in the shower.
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Fire! There's a fire! Fire!
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I talked to Lauren.
I told her how things were with us.
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Did you talk to Marshall?
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About what?
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About what happened with us.
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No, and there's really no reason
why he should find out.
256
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So let's not make a big deal
out of it, okay?
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What are you talking about?
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It was a big deal.
259
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,916
You can't tell me last night
didn't mean something to you.
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I was there.
You're not that good an actress.
261
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I was just caught up in the moment.
262
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That's all it was.
263
00:17:56,154 --> 00:17:58,969
Joey, I'm sorry you feel bad, but...
264
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,707
... haven't you slept with a woman where
it meant more to her than it did to you?
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No.
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- Hi, Kate.
- Hi, Lauren.
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00:18:09,434 --> 00:18:11,768
- Hi, Lauren.
- Hi, pig!
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- Sorry I scared you in there.
- It's okay.
269
00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:22,356
By the way...
270
00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:25,553
... I was just checking
the shower massager.
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00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:31,609
I tried to reach you at work.
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00:18:31,802 --> 00:18:34,103
There's been a fire.
273
00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:37,265
What?
Oh, my God!
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What happened?
275
00:18:40,346 --> 00:18:43,095
We believe it originated here...
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... in the Aroma Room.
277
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Did everyone get out okay?
278
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The giraffe's okay,
and so is the pirate.
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- What is this?
- No, don't look!
280
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You don't want to see
what's under there!
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00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,491
The foster puppets!
282
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It's not a big deal. It's right
here, and it's all the time.
283
00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:14,648
Well, thanks again for lunch.
284
00:19:17,369 --> 00:19:21,112
- Yes. This was pleasant.
- It was, wasn't it?
285
00:19:21,882 --> 00:19:25,111
- The food there was great.
- Wasn't it?
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So take care.
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You too.
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00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:34,745
This was great. I'll give you a call.
We should do it again!
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00:19:34,938 --> 00:19:37,043
Great. I'm looking forward to it.
290
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:40,406
- Rachel, any messages?
- Sophie's desk.
291
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:46,066
- Are you gonna call her?
- No.
292
00:19:47,481 --> 00:19:50,798
I'm sorry, okay? I'm weak
and pathetic and sorry.
293
00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:53,784
You are gonna tell her.
You'll tell her now.
294
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I'm not gonna call you.
295
00:19:57,978 --> 00:19:58,905
What?
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00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:07,567
I'm sorry that I said I was going to
when I'm not.
297
00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:09,289
- Look, this has nothing to do with you.
298
00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:11,694
And this isn't Rachel's fault.
It's me.
299
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:14,923
I have serious problems
when it comes to women.
300
00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:19,628
I have issues with commitment,
intimacy...
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... mascara goop.
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00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:28,938
I'm really sorry. It's just that
this isn't going to work out.
303
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:35,528
Well, this isn't how
I was hoping this would end...
304
00:20:35,729 --> 00:20:38,893
... but I guess I have to appreciate
your honesty.
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00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:41,356
Yeah. Okay.
306
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:43,976
So...
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00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:49,512
This is great. I'll give you a call.
We should do it again!
308
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,321
So anyway, Beth,
what I'm saying is...
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00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:01,548
... I should have considered your
feelings before I went home with you.
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I've recently learned what it's like
to be on your side of it...
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... and I'm sorry.
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So do you think
you can forgive me?
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Great. Thanks.
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00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:17,415
Okay. Bye.
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00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:26,733
Hello, Jennifer?
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00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,515
Hi, Mrs. Laurio.
Is Jennifer there?
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00:21:29,714 --> 00:21:31,754
She's not home, huh?
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00:21:32,146 --> 00:21:34,055
Well, actually,
I need to talk to you too.
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Ты хочешь сказать,
что эта актриса...
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00:00:04,544 --> 00:00:09,200
...единственная женщина, которую ты
хотел, но кто не хотел тебя?
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00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,087
О, боже мой.
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00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:13,956
Разве это не ты должен быть?
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- Ты без ума от неё, а?
- Ты не представляешь.
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Когда стоишь на сцене, и нужно
её целовать и я касаюсь её.
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Она уходит домой с тем режиссёром...
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...и это как будто кто-то
вырывает мне сердце.
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00:00:25,983 --> 00:00:29,983
О, это так здорово видеть
тебя таким.
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00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:36,271
Моника, папа звонил этим утром.
И...
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Тётя Сильвия скончалась.
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Мы все заметно потрясены этим.
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Я что-то упустила?
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00:00:49,312 --> 00:00:52,975
Ведь я думала, что смерть
это как-то грустно.
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Ну, тётя Сильвия была...
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...не самой милой персоной.
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Она была жестокой, скрюченной
старой сукой.
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И я сожалею, что она умерла.
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Папа сказал, что кукольный дом мой?
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- Тебе достаётся кукольный дом.
- Кукольный дом мой!
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Дом для кукол!
Это так классно.
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Когда я была детём, у меня
была бочка.
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У тебя была бочка вместо
кукольного дома?
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Нет, просто бочка.
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Знаешь что? Можешь играть
с моим кукольным домом.
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Правда?
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В любое время.
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Когда я была маленькой, я хотела
играться с кукольным домом.
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Но нет! На него можно было
только смотреть, а не играть.
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Моя бабушка точно так же
говорила мне.
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Сезон 3, серия 20.
Та, с кукольным домом.
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Русские субтитры:
Dais 2010.
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- Привет, Софи.
- Привет, Рейч.
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Спасибо за обед, Чендлер.
Ты не был обязан провожать меня сюда.
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Это ничего. Никаких проблем.
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Ты же понимаешь, что мы не держим тут
в конторе женского белья.
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Да, я это понимаю.
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- Летний каталог.
- Вот это вещь!
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Рейчел, мне нужен счёт от Версаче.
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Здравствуйте.
Вы у меня не работаете.
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Джоана, это мой друг:
Чендлер Бинг. Джоана.
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Бинг? Какая шикарная фамилия.
43
00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:04,001
В переводе с гэльского это:
"Индюшка готова".
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- Я должен идти. Приятно познакомиться.
- С тобой тоже.
45
00:03:12,255 --> 00:03:14,255
Так, что с ним не так?
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Ничего. Просто он всегда так дурачится.
Я даже перестала замечать.
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Я в смысле: он женат или помолвлен
с кем-нибудь?
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Нет, нет. Он не женат и не помолвлен
с кем-нибудь.
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Рейчел... Вобще, знаешь что?..
Забудь.
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- Я спрошу его о тебе, если хочешь.
- Будь любезна.
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А то как-то грустно и безрадостно всё
получается, так обычно у Софи всё выходит.
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- Я тут.
- Я это знаю.
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Вы посмотрите на него!
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Обои немного кривоваты.
Это ничего.
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Коврик немного обтрепался.
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Паркетные полы!?
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Привет! О!
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- О, Моника! Он прекрасен!
- Я знаю!
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00:04:04,927 --> 00:04:07,567
А вот и я, готова играть!
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00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:12,924
Я принесла кучу вещей для дома,
зацените-ка.
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Что это?
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Это собака.
В каждом доме должна быть собака.
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Но не такая, которая может пописать
на крышу!
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Может она большая из-за того, что дом
построен на радиоактивных отходах.
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А это на случай, если у дома насморк?
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00:04:36,224 --> 00:04:39,599
Нет, это же привидение из коридора.
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- Я не хочу привидение.
- Ну, никто не хочет привидений.
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Но у тебя оно от того...
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...что дом стоит на древнем
индейском кладбище.
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Погоди минуту. Дом построен на
радиоактивных отходах...
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00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,607
...и на древнем индейском
кладбище?
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00:04:58,687 --> 00:05:00,996
Такого не может быть.
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00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:05,764
Очевидно, ты плохо знаешь
американское правительство.
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00:05:08,864 --> 00:05:12,303
- Мне нужно с тобой поговорить.
- Конечно. Что такое?
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00:05:12,383 --> 00:05:15,172
О, извини. С Чендлером.
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Я понял.
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00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,589
Ну, если что понадобится...
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00:05:24,703 --> 00:05:28,802
Я рад, что вы, ребята, прошли
фазу неловкости.
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Моя босс. Джоана. Когда ты ушёл...
80
00:05:32,703 --> 00:05:35,279
начала задавать вопросы о тебе...
81
00:05:35,359 --> 00:05:37,952
Понравилось увиденное, а?
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00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:41,295
Увлеклась мной, правда?
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00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:45,277
Зацените-ка Чен Чена!
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00:05:48,159 --> 00:05:49,487
Это как-то...
85
00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:51,663
нереально.
86
00:05:51,743 --> 00:05:54,479
Ладно, что думаешь?
Тебе интересно?
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00:05:54,559 --> 00:05:58,287
Она, похоже, классная. Привлекательная.
Я согласен.
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О, спасибо, Чендлер.
Отлично. Она меня полюбит.
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00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:06,561
Нападение динозавров!
Быстро, все в дом!
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00:06:07,327 --> 00:06:10,959
Ладно, Фиби, знаешь что?
Хватит. Хватит.
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00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:14,223
Никаких динозавров, привидений,
гигантских собак, ясно?
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00:06:14,303 --> 00:06:19,012
Они не того размера, они не
викторианские и они не подходят.
93
00:06:20,639 --> 00:06:22,863
Прекрасно.
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00:06:22,943 --> 00:06:27,087
Пошли, динозавр. Нас не любят
в доме без воображения.
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00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:31,696
Фибс, кстати, пока при памяти,
должен сказать, что динозавры...
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00:06:31,776 --> 00:06:35,558
они не говорили, "гав!".
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00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,722
Маленькие говорили.
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00:06:45,503 --> 00:06:47,567
- Привет, Кейт.
- Доброе утро.
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00:06:47,647 --> 00:06:49,967
Я сходил в тот ресторан,
о котором ты говорила.
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00:06:50,047 --> 00:06:51,471
Привет, милашка.
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00:06:51,551 --> 00:06:54,351
Иди, поговори со мной минутку.
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Я съел еду. Она была хороша.
Я ел рыбу.
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Я Лорен. Замещаю Кейт.
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Джоуи Трибиани.
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Я знаю.
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Я ваша большая поклонница.
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00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:09,436
Что?
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00:07:10,271 --> 00:07:13,903
Я даже расписание уроков подгоняла,
чтобы посмотреть Др. Дрейка Реморе...
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00:07:13,983 --> 00:07:15,631
в Днях Наших Жизней.
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- Да ты что, серьёзно?
- Абсолютно.
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00:07:18,815 --> 00:07:21,775
Но потом тебя уронили в шахту
лифта.
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Дали мне целую шахту,.. да уж.
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Ты такой весёлый.
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А что ты делаешь после репетиции?
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Хочешь пойти выпить, или нет?
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Да. Конечно. Выпить это здорово.
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- Отлично. Тогда и увидимся.
- Хорошо.
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Хорошо. Время играть,
мои говорящие куклы.
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Смотрите все!
Смотрите на мой новый кукольный дом!
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00:08:04,607 --> 00:08:06,687
Гляньте, гляньте!
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00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:10,480
Эй, а что это?
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Это съезжалка вместо лестницы.
Смотри.
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00:08:15,807 --> 00:08:18,051
Очень интересно, Фиби.
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Что это?
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00:08:20,127 --> 00:08:24,575
Пастиловая комната.
Можно есть любую мебель.
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А когда придут гости, они могут
сидеть в Улётной кровати Тутси.
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Это лучший в мире дом!
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Кто хочет присоединиться ко мне
в Арома - комнате?
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- Хорошо.
- Я пойду.
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00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:40,887
Эй, ребята. Ребята?
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Вы видали мой новый китайский
шкаф?
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Смотрите. Смотрите.
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И! И!
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Эй! Дом моего отца так делает.
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Как всё прошло?
Рассказывай всё!
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Ну, фильм был прекрасен...
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ужин был прекрасен и больше ничего, кроме
прохладного свежего вечера Нью-Йорка.
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Конечно же, я не мог им насладиться,
ведь Джоана такая скучная!
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Чендлер, великолепен!
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- Что?
- Ты же знаешь, как люди сщёлкиваются?
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Он пришёл за мной, я открыла дверь,
и тут щёлкнуло так "щёлк!"
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Он рассказывал тебе?
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Разве у него не доброе сердце?
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И он так мил. Он сказал, что позвонит,
так что соедини сразу со мной.
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- Разве не здорово?
- Не порть мне всё.
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Ну, малышка, не уходи. Пожалуйста.
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Что скажешь?
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А, это ты.
Одну секундочку.
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Я пойду поговорю.
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Когда мы продолжим, я надеюсь,
на сцене произойдёт...
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волшебная штука, которую в театре
называют...
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чувством момента!
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Парень вобще сбрендил.
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Что ты в нём нашла вобще?
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Бывало, что он блистал.
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Чего я не могла бы сказать о том
свитере, с которым ты встречаешься.
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Мне не интересен её свитер.
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А то, что под свитером, -
это другое дело.
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И кстати...
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с каких это пор тебя
волнует с кем это я?
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Меня не волнует.
А что, хочешь, чтоб волновало?
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А ты хочешь, чтоб я хотел,
чтоб тебя волновало?
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Хочешь?
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Что?
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Ладно. Мне страшно это говорить,
но давайте начнём с места, где остановились.
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Ну, малышка, не уходи. Пожалуйста.
Что скажешь?
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Мне незачем оставаться.
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Стоп!
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Прекратите! Вы должны остановиться!
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Вы плохие актёры!
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Это ужасная пьеса!
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Увидимся утром.
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Не поверю, что мы уложимся
за неделю.
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Эй, всё будет хорошо.
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Эй, раз уж так рано освободились,
может, пойдём раскрашивать кружки?
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Что?
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В то место, о котором я тебе
говорила вчера вечером?
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Да, где кружки раскрашивают.
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Я очень внимательно слушал.
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Но знаешь, что?
Мы должны ещё поработать вечером.
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Ладно. Увидимся завтра.
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Ты в порядке?
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Наверное.
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Что будем делать с этой сценой?
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Я не знаю.
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Вот если бы там было больше жару...
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А что ты имеешь в виду?
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Адриана ищет повод остаться, так?
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Виктор не может просто поцеловать её.
Он должен...
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он должен дать ей повод.
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Может, он должен использовать язык.
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Или может...
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может он мог бы схватить её
и поднять.
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Тогда Адриана могла бы обвить ногами
его талию.
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Потом она могла бы сорвать его рубашку
и поцеловать его грудь и живот.
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А он мог бы зубами снять
её платье и...
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и укусить её!
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И когда сцена заканчивается,
он мог бы взять её...
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первобытным, животным...
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Что-то типа того?
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Да, это очень похоже на то,
что я представляла.
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Как-то рановато напиваться.
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Нет - нет.
Наконец-то всё получилось с Кейт.
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Ты шутишь? Это здорово.
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Это было так великолепно!
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После любовных ласк...
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Ой - ой.
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Я часами смотрел, как она спит.
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Идёт вдох...
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и выдох.
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Я знаю, что ей что-то снилось, потому...
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что её глаза делали так:
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Говорю тебе, Джоана всё
не так поняла.
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Я только сказал: Было весело.
Давай как-нибудь встретимся ещё.
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Я тебе позвоню.
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А! А я-то удивляюсь, чего это она решила,
что ты собрался ей звонить?
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Так всегда говорят в конце
свиданий.
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Ты не можешь просто сказать:
Приятно было познакомиться. Спокойной ночи?
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Ей прямо в лицо?
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В конце свидания, я стою такой...
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она ждёт пока я скажу, что
я ей позвоню...
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и я так и делаю.
Всё естественно.
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Это рефлекс.
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Да, Рейч, если парень говорит, что позвонит,
это не значит, что он собирается звонить.
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С тобой такого не бывало?
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Ну, они всегда звонили.
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Вот ведь...
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- Он звонил?
- Нет к сожалению.
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Почему? Он же сказал, что позвонит.
Почему он не звонит?
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Может его спугнула умная, сильная,
удачливая женщина?
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Софи, может ты, пожалуйста,
вылезешь из моего зада?
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Почему он не звонил, Рейчел? Почему?
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Может, ему неловко, ведь ты мой босс.
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Неловко? С чего это ему неловко?
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Ты же не говорила ему, чтобы он
мне больше не звонил, так?
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Если тебе неудобно, что твой друг
встречается со мной...
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всегда есть возможность это исправить.
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Звони ей. Звони ей сейчас же!
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Накопируй столько же бумажек.
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"Почему он не звонит, Рейчел?
Почему, почему? Я не пойму никак!"
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Чендлер, я те говорю, её аж выворачивает!
Она вне себя!
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О! Ну, тогда дай мне телефон.
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Она думает, что это я виновата,
что ты ей не звонишь.
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Ты должен ей позвонить.
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Нельзя же позвонить человеку,
и сказать тут же:
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"Если ты не заметила,
то ты мне не нравишься."
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Тогда сходи с ней куда-нибудь
ещё раз.
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Нет! Она очень скучная, а ещё
у неё вечно такой...
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отталкивающий кусочек туши
в уголке глаза!
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Мне наплевать! Мне
наплевать!
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Ты пойдёшь с ней ещё раз,
и закончишь это...
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так, что она поймёт, что это конец.
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Мне наплевать, как это трудно.
Не говори ей, что опять ей позвонишь!
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Хорошо, прекрасно!
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Но только обед. Не больше часа.
С этого момента, я сам назначаю свидания.
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Я не хочу, чтобы ты мне кого-то искала!
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Вот и прекрасно!
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- Слишком много тут базарим.
- Я знаю.
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- Мон?
- Я в душе!
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Пожар! Тут пожар! Пожар!
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Привет...
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Так...
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Я поговорил с Лорен.
Я рассказал ей о нас.
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А ты говорила с Маршалом?
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О чём?
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О том, что с нами произошло.
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Нет, и совсем нет причин, зачем ему
надо знать об этом.
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Так что, не будем делать из этого
что-то важное, ладно?
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О чём ты говоришь?
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Это же важно.
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Ты же не скажешь мне, что прошлая ночь
ничего для тебя не значит?
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Я там присутствовал.
Ты не очень-то хорошая актриса.
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Меня просто захватил момент.
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И это всё.
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Джоуи, извини, что я сделала тебе плохо, но...
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ты никогда не спал с женщиной, и ей
это было более важно, чем тебе?
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Нет.
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- Привет, Кейт.
- Привет, Лори.
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- Привет, Лорен.
- Привет, свин!
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Извини, что напугал тебя там.
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О, всё нормально.
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Кстати...
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я просто проверяла душевой
массажёр.
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00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:36,046
Я пыталась дозвониться тебе
на работу.
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Случился пожар.
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00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:42,077
Что?
О, боже мой!
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00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,590
Что произошло?
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00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:48,256
Мы полагаем, что возгорание
началось тут...
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в "Арома-комнате".
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00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:53,390
Все ли успели спастись?
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00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:56,782
Жирафа успела, также и пират.
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00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:58,382
- Что это?
- Нет, Фиби, не смотри!
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00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:01,469
Ты не захочешь видеть того,
что под ним!
294
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Мои куколки!
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00:19:09,471 --> 00:19:14,944
Ничего страшного. Он прямо тут,
и он там всегда.
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Чтож. Ещё раз спасибо за обед.
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00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:26,063
- Да, это было приятно.
- Было ведь, разве нет?
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- Еда была великолепная.
- Правда ведь?
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Так что, бывай.
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Ты тоже.
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00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:39,087
Было здорово! Я тебе позвоню.
Нам надо это повторить!
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00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:41,679
Отлично. Я буду ждать.
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00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:45,180
- Рейчел, есть новости?
- У Софи на столе.
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- Чендлер, ты собираешься ей звонить?
- Нет.
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00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:55,471
Я извиняюсь, ясно? Я слабый,
и жалкий, и я извиняюсь.
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00:19:55,551 --> 00:19:58,062
Ты должен сказать ей.
Скажи ей сейчас же.
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00:19:58,142 --> 00:20:00,865
Я тебе не позвоню.
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00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,163
Что?
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Извини.
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Я извиняюсь, что сказал, что позвоню,
когда не собирался.
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Ты тут ни при чём.
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И это не вина Рейчел.
Это всё я.
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У меня серьёзные проблемы,
когда касается женщин.
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У меня беда со сближением,
интимностью...
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комками туши.
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Я очень извиняюсь. Просто так...
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так ничего не получится.
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Ну, я не думала, что всё закончится так...
319
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но я полагаю, что должна ценить
твою откровенность.
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Да, ладно.
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00:20:46,415 --> 00:20:48,515
Итак...
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Отлично! Я тебе позвоню.
Нам надо это повторить!
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По-любому, Бет, я говорю тебе...
324
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я должен был считаться с твоими
чувствами, прежде, чем пошёл к тебе.
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Я недавно понял, что значит
быть на твоей стороне...
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и я извиняюсь.
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Думаешь, ты сможешь простить меня?
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Отлично. Спасибо.
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Ладно. Пока.
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Алло, Дженифер?
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Привет, миссис Лорио.
А Дженифер там есть?
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Так её нет дома, да?
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Ну...
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Вобще-то мне нужно поговорить
и с вами тоже.
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