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Wouldn't it be cool if our duck
and our chick had a baby?
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We could call it Chuck.
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Or Dick.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Listen, I need a favor.
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I was in the shower,
and as I was...
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... cleansing myself, I felt something.
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Was it like a sneeze, only better?
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No. I mean, like,
a thing on my body.
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- Well, what was it?
- Well, I don't know.
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It's kind of in a place that's not...
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It's not visually accessible to me.
And I was hoping maybe you guys...
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... could help me out.
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Come on, you guys!
It's no big deal!
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Well, what is it?
Is it a mole?
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No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.
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Is it... ?
What, a pimple?
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No, it's...
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... fancier than a pimple.
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- Ross, just go see a doc...
- Guys, what's... ?
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Well, it's definite.
Two more weeks of winter.
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Yeah, right.
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The One With Ross's Thing
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And this is the coffeehouse.
This is where I play my music.
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- Good deal.
- These are my friends.
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People? This is Vince.
Vince, the people.
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Vince is a fireman.
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Have you ever rescued anyone
from a burning building?
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Ninety-eight hot saves.
Highest on the force.
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If Joey and I play with matches,
we could get you up to an even 100.
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Fire safety is not a joke, son.
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You're right. I know.
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Look, I gotta go.
I'm on call tonight.
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- See you Saturday.
- Okay.
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He's cute, Pheebs.
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But you just started dating
that teacher.
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Oh, Jason?
We're seeing each other tonight.
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Well, Pheebs?
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Two dates in one day?
That's so unlike you.
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I know, I know.
I'm, like, playing the field.
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I'm juggling two guys.
I'm sowing my wild oats.
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You know, this kind of, like,
oat-sowing, field-playing juggler.
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So do they know about each other?
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Does a dog's lips move
when he reads?
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Okay, no, they don't know.
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Hey, guys.
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- Well?
- How'd it go at the doctor's?
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He said there's definitely
nothing to worry about. It's benign.
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- What is it?
- He couldn't even tell me.
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He said it was just
some sort of skin abnormality.
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The worst thing is, he said,
being unable to identify it...
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... he was reluctant to remove it.
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You should go to my guy.
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'Cause when I went in there
with my third nipple...
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... he just lopped it right off.
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So I guess I'm lucky.
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I mean, not as lucky as people
who are born with two nipples.
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At least they knew what yours was.
You know? Yours had a name.
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Maybe they'll name yours after you.
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You know?
They'd call it "The Ross. "
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And then people would be, like,
"Oh, he's got a Ross. "
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Yeah, that'd be cool.
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Pete's breaking up with me.
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What?
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I just checked my messages.
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He said that when he gets back,
"We need to talk. "
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- And?
- Well, that's it.
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People never say, "We need to talk, "
unless it's something bad.
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That doesn't necessarily mean
he's breaking up with you.
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- Really?
- Maybe he just cheated on you.
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I won't get rich doing it,
but I gotta say, it's cool...
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... knowing you're making
a difference in a kid's life.
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That is so great.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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- We'd better call the fire department.
- No! No!
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- No. No.
- Well, we don't need a fireman.
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We need, like, a good mechanic.
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Oh, my God! Here they come!
We gotta get out of here!
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Wait. Why?
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If I wanted to see a fireman,
I'd date one.
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That's all it is.
A third nipple.
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You know? Just your
run-of-the-mill third nipple.
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You can take it off.
Just slice that baby right off.
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Take your shirt off.
Let's see what we're dealing with.
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What are you doing?
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Just showing you my run-of-the-mill,
slice-it-right-off third nipple.
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Well, that's not a third nipple.
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First of all, it's on your ass.
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Well, then, what is it?
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Wait a minute. Hold it.
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- Jansen, come in here.
- I'm with Hamilton.
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He's good with weird things.
Bring him in too.
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I gotta go water Pete's plants.
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You know what? If he's gonna break up
with me, maybe I won't water them.
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If he's gonna break up with you,
maybe Joey and I should do it...
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... if you know what I mean.
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Or...
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... we could go and pee on them.
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I can't take it, you know.
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I'm afraid one of them
will catch me with the other.
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It's making me crazy!
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Why don't you break up
with one of them?
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What happened to playing the field?
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It doesn't feel like playing anymore.
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It feels like work.
It's like I'm working in the field.
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So pick one of them.
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Which one do you like more?
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Vince is great, you know?
Because he's, like, a "guy" guy.
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He's just so burly,
so very burly.
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Okay, good. So there you go.
Go with Vince.
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Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.
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Sensitive is important.
Pick him.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, sure. Go with the sissy.
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Jason is not a sissy.
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No. No. I meant Chandler.
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You know, I have dinner plans.
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Thank you so much for coming
on such a short notice.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I've been
practicing medicine for 23 years...
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... and I'm stumped.
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Okay, this is the den.
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All right, check this out.
Lights!
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All right, less lights!
Bad lights!
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Lights, go away!
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See? You just need the right command.
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Yes. And the dimmer switch.
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For a rich guy, that's a small TV.
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That's the videophone.
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But you're not supposed to be here,
so don't touch anything!
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IKEA, this is comfortable.
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This place is amazing.
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- Oh, God! That's the nicest kitchen.
- I know.
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It's the nicest kitchen.
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The refrigerator
told me to have a great day.
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Look, a millionaire's checkbook.
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Joey, put that down.
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Oh, my God, that's Pete.
Get out!
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How the hell do you answer
a videophone?
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Monica?
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I guess that's how.
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Monica, how's it going?
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Oh, it's good. It's good.
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Just here, watering the plants.
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Don't forget that ficus
there by Rachel.
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Chandler's on the couch!
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I see him. You guys
are the worst hiders, ever.
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- Hi.
- How you doing?
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Pete, the other day when you said
you needed to talk...
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... just so I know,
is it good news or bad news?
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It's good news.
It's definitely good news.
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Hold on a second,
I have another call.
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- How's it going?
- It's still me.
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No. I've got picture-in-picture here.
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Yeah. Okay.
I'm gonna have to call you back later.
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Monica? You.
I'm gonna have to call you back.
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Okay. So I'll see you soon.
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- Okay. I love you.
- I love you.
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We love you too!
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Well, it's good news.
It's good news.
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- What do you think the good news is?
- Look at this!
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He wrote a check for $50,000
to "Hugo Lindgren's Ring Design. "
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Sorry. What do you think
the good news is?
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Oh, my!
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Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!
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You gotta get Mom on the phone!
Call Mom! Call Mom!
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And that's Pete's mom.
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You have to make it a theme wedding.
And the theme could be:
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"Look how much money we've got!"
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I mean, you could put money
in the invitations.
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You could have, like,
little money place settings.
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And you could start
with a money salad.
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I mean, it'll be dry,
but people will like it.
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Would you stop?
We've only gone out a couple of weeks.
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We don't know if he'll propose.
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But this is Pete.
He's not like other people.
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On your first date, you went to Rome.
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For most guys, that's like
a third or fourth date kind of thing.
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Well, if that's what it is,
then it's crazy.
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Monica's right.
We're talking about marriage here.
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She can't just rush into this.
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What do you know?
You married a lesbian!
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I gotta go.
I have to break up with Vince.
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- You're going with the teacher?
- Yeah.
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I like Vince a lot, you know?
But Jason is so sensitive.
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In the long run, I think
sensitive is better than having...
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... a really, really, really nice body.
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Jason. Definitely Jason.
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- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
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Oh, my God!
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Sorry. I was imagining what it'd be
like to catch the money bouquet.
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Excuse me. Is Vince here?
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Oh, sure. Vince!
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Wow. I didn't know you guys
actually used those.
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So, what's up?
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Wow. This isn't gonna be easy.
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I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
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Good deal.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.
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It's just that I thought
we had something pretty special here.
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I felt like you were someone
I could finally open up to.
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There's so much in me
I haven't shared with you yet.
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My God!
I didn't know you were so...
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I'm sorry. I can't talk.
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I'm gonna go write in my journal.
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
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If you wanna take care of that thing,
go see my herbal guy.
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Thank you. But I wanna remove it,
I don't want to make it savory.
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When girls sleep with guys
with weird things on their body...
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... they tell their friends about it.
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Give me that.
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Okay, don't be mad at me,
but I couldn't resist.
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- Brides' magazines?
- Yes.
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I know you said you'd say no
if he asked you but I'm sorry...
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00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:05,658
... how great would you look walking
down the aisle in this Donna Karan?
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You so would!
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You should get that anyway.
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Well, for clubbing.
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It is so weird.
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I know what I said.
But this morning...
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... I was lying in bed, imagining
what it would be like to say yes.
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I know it's a little sudden,
and it's rushed...
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... and it's not like me to do
something like this.
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But it doesn't mean I can't.
Right?
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I mean, I'm crazy about Pete.
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And I know that
we want the same things.
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And when I thought
about saying yes...
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... it made me really happy.
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Oh, my God!
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I know.
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I need more pie.
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Mon, if you do get married,
can I bring two guests?
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- You didn't break up with that fireman?
- No. That was my way of telling you.
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Well, it turns out
he's incredibly sensitive.
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He keeps a journal and he paints.
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He even showed me charcoal drawings
that he drew of me.
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He'd prefer watercolors, but he has
easy access to a lot of charcoal.
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So then, are you gonna dump Jason?
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Yeah, because I have to break up
with someone.
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So Jason is sensitive.
But now so is Vince.
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Plus, Vince has the body.
You know?
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So...
243
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It's really just about the math.
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- Jason?
- Come on in.
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You sounded serious on the phone.
246
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Is anything wrong?
247
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You must be Ross.
248
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- Hi.
- I am Guru Saj.
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Listen, I gotta tell you, I've never
been to a guru before, so...
250
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Well, relax. If it makes you feel
any better, I've attended...
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... fine medical schools
in Central America.
252
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Well, let's take a look
at this skin abnormality of yours.
253
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Come on, have a seat.
254
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As I suspected, it's a kundus.
255
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What's a "kundus"?
256
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I don't know.
What's a kundus with you?
257
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Please lie down.
258
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I've got a salve that
ought to shrink that right up.
259
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I guess it's worth a try.
260
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Sure. We should see results...
261
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Clearly not the way to go!
262
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What? What?
263
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We appear to have angered it.
264
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We? We angered it?
265
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I think I see the problem.
266
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And I'm afraid we're gonna
have to use a much stronger tool.
267
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- Love.
- Oh, God!
268
00:16:29,716 --> 00:16:34,058
There is absolutely no way
this is gonna come off...
269
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... unless you start to...
270
00:16:36,308 --> 00:16:38,610
What was that?
271
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Well, it's gone.
272
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- How's that?
- Got caught in my watch.
273
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Lights.
274
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Romantic lights.
275
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Nice.
276
00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:00,624
So there was this thing
I wanted to talk to you about.
277
00:17:01,075 --> 00:17:04,588
Oh, right. I completely forgot
about that.
278
00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:09,487
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
279
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- And I look at my life...
- Yeah.
280
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:16,367
... and I feel like I've conquered
the business world.
281
00:17:17,332 --> 00:17:20,147
And I feel like I've conquered
the intellectual world.
282
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And now I have the most
beautiful woman in the world.
283
00:17:25,268 --> 00:17:29,196
- Wow.
- But there's one thing missing.
284
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:31,725
What's that?
285
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It's time for me to conquer
the physical world.
286
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Okay.
287
00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:44,431
Monica, I wanna become...
288
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... the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
289
00:17:48,628 --> 00:17:49,904
You wanna what?
290
00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:53,067
I wanna become
the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
291
00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:55,982
It's the most intense
physical competition in the world.
292
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It's banned in 49 states.
293
00:17:58,228 --> 00:17:59,853
What are you talking about?
294
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,609
My trainer, Hoshi, is teaching me...
295
00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:04,332
... a combination of Jeet Kune Do
and Brazilian streetfighting.
296
00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:07,628
I even had my own
octagon training ring designed.
297
00:18:07,892 --> 00:18:10,739
And I suppose you used
a ring designer for that.
298
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Yeah.
299
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:16,625
Monica, I want you there
in the front row when I win.
300
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I want you close enough
to smell the blood.
301
00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:22,415
What do you think?
302
00:18:24,052 --> 00:18:26,059
My parents will be so happy.
303
00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:33,970
Crazy underwear
Creeping up my butt
304
00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:39,279
Crazy underwear
Always in a rut
305
00:18:39,476 --> 00:18:43,437
Crazy underwear
306
00:18:43,636 --> 00:18:46,506
Oh, no. What is he doing here?
307
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:48,660
All right, just keep playing.
Keep playing.
308
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:51,371
You'll get through this.
You'll be fine.
309
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Okay, thank you.
310
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:06,860
And as always, no one talk to me
after the show.
311
00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:13,801
Hey. I was just passing by
and saw you were playing tonight.
312
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,271
It's kind of cool, seeing you up there.
313
00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:21,419
What's going on here?
Who's this guy?
314
00:19:22,451 --> 00:19:25,768
I don't know! He just started
kissing me. Get him, Vince!
315
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,944
- What?
- What?
316
00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:32,270
Okay. I've been dating both of you.
317
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:36,554
And it's been really horrible
because it's been...
318
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:38,608
... a lot of fun for me.
319
00:19:41,588 --> 00:19:44,435
But I like you both...
320
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:46,797
... and I didn't know how to choose.
321
00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:50,735
So I'm sorry. I'm just terrible.
I'm a terrible person.
322
00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:54,224
Phoebe, relax. It's okay.
I mean...
323
00:19:54,516 --> 00:19:56,720
We never said this was exclusive.
324
00:19:57,011 --> 00:19:59,499
Neither did we.
So give yourself a break.
325
00:20:00,564 --> 00:20:02,538
- Really?
- Yeah.
326
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,780
We haven't been going out that long.
327
00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:07,595
Come on, we haven't even
slept together yet.
328
00:20:08,404 --> 00:20:09,745
You haven't?
329
00:20:12,436 --> 00:20:15,567
- You have?
- Well, this is none of my business.
330
00:20:18,324 --> 00:20:21,259
I can't believe this!
You slept with him?
331
00:20:21,619 --> 00:20:24,270
Well, I made you
a candlelight dinner in the park.
332
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:29,202
You know, Phoebe.
I'm gonna make this real easy for you.
333
00:20:33,812 --> 00:20:36,943
Well, that could have been
really awkward.
334
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,988
You made him a candlelight dinner
in the park?
335
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,513
Yeah, but I can do that for you.
I'm gonna do that for you.
336
00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:49,105
I can't believe
I ever went out with somebody...
337
00:20:49,428 --> 00:20:52,777
... who would actually have an open
flame in the middle of a wooded area!
338
00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:03,410
Everything's gonna be all right.
339
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,962
Okay, Dick?
340
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,674
Hello. I am Guru Saj.
341
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,402
He's supposed to be a duck, right?
Because otherwise...
342
00:21:16,628 --> 00:21:18,537
... this is way out of my league.
343
00:21:18,771 --> 00:21:23,278
Yeah. He's got a really bad cough,
and our vet can't do anything about it.
344
00:21:23,508 --> 00:21:25,166
Is there something you can do?
345
00:21:25,587 --> 00:21:29,362
Let me see. Let me see.
346
00:21:31,347 --> 00:21:33,584
Do you think you could get him
to eat a bat?
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00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,239
Классно бы было если бы наши
Уткин и Цыпа заимели бы ребёнка?
2
00:00:06,319 --> 00:00:09,326
Мы назвали бы его Утцык.
3
00:00:09,936 --> 00:00:12,277
Или Пыська.
4
00:00:15,088 --> 00:00:18,324
Слушайте, сделайте одолжение.
5
00:00:18,415 --> 00:00:20,895
Я был в душе, там я немного...
6
00:00:20,975 --> 00:00:24,576
мыл себя, и почувствовал что-то.
7
00:00:24,656 --> 00:00:29,172
Примерно как захотелось чихнуть,
только приятней?
8
00:00:29,252 --> 00:00:32,319
Нет. Нет. В смысле,
кое-что у себя на теле.
9
00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:33,695
Ну, и что это было?
10
00:00:33,775 --> 00:00:37,408
Ну, я не знаю.
Оно в таком месте, что я не...
11
00:00:37,488 --> 00:00:41,536
Оно мне визуально недостижимо.
И я надеялся, что вы, ребята...
12
00:00:41,616 --> 00:00:43,761
могли бы мне помочь.
13
00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:48,527
Да ладно, ребята!
Ничего же особенного!
14
00:00:51,695 --> 00:00:55,313
Ну, что это?
Это прыщ?
15
00:00:55,951 --> 00:00:58,687
Нет, слишком сложно для прыща.
16
00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,523
Что?
Может бородавка?
17
00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:05,407
Нет, это...
18
00:01:05,487 --> 00:01:07,520
красивее бородавки.
19
00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,804
- Росс, просто сходи к доктору.
- Ребята, что это?
20
00:01:15,216 --> 00:01:18,111
Да точно.
Ещё две недели зимы.
21
00:01:18,191 --> 00:01:19,955
Да, правильно.
22
00:01:20,207 --> 00:01:23,270
Сезон 3, серия 23.
Та, с Россовой штукой.
23
00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:26,350
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2011.
24
00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:12,831
А это кофейня.
Здесь я играю свою музыку.
25
00:02:12,911 --> 00:02:15,039
- Хорошее место.
- Это мои друзья.
26
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Народ, это Винс.
Винс - народ.
27
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Винс пожарник.
28
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Ух ты, а ты когда-нибудь кого-нибудь
спасал из горящего здания?
29
00:02:25,231 --> 00:02:27,615
98 спасений.
Больше всех в бригаде.
30
00:02:27,695 --> 00:02:32,524
Если мы с Джоуи поиграем со спичками,
то можем довести счёт до сотни.
31
00:02:33,551 --> 00:02:36,690
Пожарная безопасность - не шутка, сынок.
32
00:02:38,096 --> 00:02:40,656
Ты прав. Я знаю.
33
00:02:40,816 --> 00:02:43,071
Слушайте, мне надо идти.
Я в вечерней смене.
34
00:02:43,151 --> 00:02:45,099
Увидимся в субботу.
35
00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:48,768
А он ничего, Фибс.
36
00:02:48,848 --> 00:02:50,944
Но ты же только что начала
встречаться с воспитателем.
37
00:02:51,024 --> 00:02:52,095
А, Джейсон?
38
00:02:52,175 --> 00:02:54,111
Мы встречаемся вечером.
39
00:02:54,191 --> 00:02:56,031
Эй, Фибс?
40
00:02:56,111 --> 00:02:58,751
Два свидания в один день?
Это на тебя не похоже.
41
00:02:58,831 --> 00:03:02,047
Знаю, знаю.
Я как будто играюсь в поле.
42
00:03:02,127 --> 00:03:06,208
Я жонглирую двумя парнями.
Сею свой дикий овёс.
43
00:03:06,288 --> 00:03:10,496
Знаете, это похоже на
овсосеятеля, жонглирующего в поле.
44
00:03:10,576 --> 00:03:12,831
Так, Фибс, они знают друг о друге?
45
00:03:12,911 --> 00:03:16,147
А у собаки губы двигаются,
когда она читает?
46
00:03:19,343 --> 00:03:22,253
Ладно, нет, они не знают.
47
00:03:23,247 --> 00:03:25,458
Привет, ребята.
48
00:03:27,535 --> 00:03:29,567
- Ну?
- Как всё прошло у доктора?
49
00:03:29,647 --> 00:03:33,536
Он сказал, что тут не о чём беспокоиться.
Это банально.
50
00:03:33,616 --> 00:03:35,871
- Что это?
- Он даже не смог мне сказать.
51
00:03:35,951 --> 00:03:41,568
Он сказал, что это какая-то
"кожная аномалия".
52
00:03:41,648 --> 00:03:45,056
Самое плохое, что он сказал,
что не может её определить...
53
00:03:45,136 --> 00:03:47,103
и он отказался её удалять.
54
00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,671
Тебе надо сходить к моему.
55
00:03:48,751 --> 00:03:52,085
Потому, что когда я к нему пришёл
с моим третьим соском...
56
00:03:52,271 --> 00:03:54,495
он тут же его сколупнул.
57
00:03:54,575 --> 00:03:56,415
Так что, думаю, мне повезло.
58
00:03:56,495 --> 00:04:00,991
В смысле, не так повезло, как людям
родившимся с двумя сосками.
59
00:04:01,071 --> 00:04:05,663
Во всяком случае он знал что это было.
Понимаешь? Твой был известен.
60
00:04:05,743 --> 00:04:08,671
Может, твой назовут в честь тебя.
61
00:04:08,751 --> 00:04:11,328
Прикинь?
Назовут это - "Росс".
62
00:04:11,408 --> 00:04:16,052
А люди будут говорить:
"О, у него Росс".
63
00:04:16,527 --> 00:04:19,250
Да, было бы классно.
64
00:04:20,271 --> 00:04:22,015
Пит бросает меня.
65
00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,616
Что?
66
00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:25,407
Я только что проверяла ответчик.
67
00:04:25,487 --> 00:04:28,991
Он сказал, когда вернётся из Атланты,
"Нам надо поговорить".
68
00:04:29,071 --> 00:04:30,623
- И?
- Ну и всё.
69
00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:34,111
Люди говорят "Нам надо поговорить"
только если это что-то плохое.
70
00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:37,408
Не обязательно это означает, что он
собрался тебя бросать.
71
00:04:37,488 --> 00:04:38,431
Правда?
72
00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:41,518
Да!
Может, он только изменил тебе.
73
00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:49,087
Я понимаю, что не стану богатым,
занимаясь этим, но это же классно...
74
00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:52,063
осознание того, что ты влияешь
на жизнь ребёнка.
75
00:04:52,143 --> 00:04:55,052
Это так здорово.
76
00:04:55,407 --> 00:04:57,056
О, боже мой!
77
00:04:57,136 --> 00:04:58,528
О, боже мой!
78
00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:00,571
Нам надо позвонить пожарным.
79
00:05:00,651 --> 00:05:03,647
- Нет, нет! - Нет? Нет?
- Ну, нам не нужны пожарники.
80
00:05:03,727 --> 00:05:07,444
Нам нужен хороший механик.
81
00:05:07,727 --> 00:05:10,527
Боже мой! А вот и они!
Нам надо смываться отсюда!
82
00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:11,583
Стой. Почему?
83
00:05:11,663 --> 00:05:15,183
Если бы я захотела посмотреть на пожарника,
я бы ходила с ним на свидание.
84
00:05:16,848 --> 00:05:18,847
Вот и всё.
Это третий сосок.
85
00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:22,463
Понимаете? Просто
торчащий третий сосок.
86
00:05:22,543 --> 00:05:26,047
Можете его удалить.
Просто срежьте его и всё.
87
00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:30,127
Снимите рубашку.
Давайте посмотрим, что у нас там.
88
00:05:31,727 --> 00:05:34,048
Что вы делаете?
89
00:05:34,128 --> 00:05:38,592
Хочу показать свой торчащий,
отрезной третий сосок.
90
00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,247
Чтож, это не третий сосок.
91
00:05:41,327 --> 00:05:44,543
Во-первых, он на вашей заднице.
92
00:05:44,623 --> 00:05:46,463
Ну, тогда что же это?
93
00:05:46,543 --> 00:05:49,267
Погодите минутку.
Постойте так.
94
00:05:50,415 --> 00:05:53,248
- Дженсен, подойдите ко мне.
- Я с Хамильтоном!
95
00:05:53,328 --> 00:05:56,662
Он разбирается во всяких странностях.
Захватите его тоже.
96
00:05:58,287 --> 00:06:00,383
Я должна вывести планы Пита на чистую воду.
97
00:06:00,463 --> 00:06:04,607
Знаете что? Если он собрался меня
бросить, возможно, и не получится с водой.
98
00:06:04,687 --> 00:06:09,299
Если он собрался бросить тебя, может,
Джоуи и я добавим его планам чуточку воды...
99
00:06:11,151 --> 00:06:13,535
если ты понимаешь, о чём я.
100
00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:15,231
Или...
101
00:06:15,311 --> 00:06:18,002
мы можем пойти и нассать на них.
102
00:06:20,111 --> 00:06:21,887
Я так не могу, знаешь.
103
00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:24,831
Я боюсь, что один из них
застукает меня с другим.
104
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Это меня бесит.
105
00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,453
А почему ты не расстанешься
с одним из них?
106
00:06:29,871 --> 00:06:33,183
Что произошло с играми на поле?
107
00:06:33,263 --> 00:06:35,455
Это больше не похоже на игру.
108
00:06:35,535 --> 00:06:39,391
Это похоже на работу.
Похоже, что я работаю на поле.
109
00:06:39,471 --> 00:06:41,023
Так, Фибс, выбери одного из них.
110
00:06:41,103 --> 00:06:42,303
Который тебе больше нравится?
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Ну, Винс хорош, понимаете?
Ведь он такой мужественный мужик.
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Он, просто, такой большой,
очень, такой, большой.
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Ладно, хорошо. Ну и вот, готово.
Останься с Винсом.
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Но Джейсон очень чувствительный.
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Чувствительность важна.
Выбирай его.
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О, конечно.
Встречайся с плаксой.
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Джейсон не плакса.
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Нет, нет, нет.
Я имел ввиду Чендлера.
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Вы знаете, я планировал пообедать.
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Спасибо всем, что собрались тут
по первому зову.
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Дамы и господа, я практикую
в медицине уже 23 года...
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но сейчас я в тупике.
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Так, вот его логово.
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Вот, зацените.
Свет!
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Хорошо, меньше света!
Плохой свет!
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Свет, уходи!
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Видите? Просто нужна правильная
команда.
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Да.
И регулятор света.
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Для богача это маленький телик.
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Это видеофон.
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Но вас тут быть не должно.
Так что ничего не трогайте.
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И... КЕА, вот это комфорт!
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Восхитительное место!
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- О, боже! Прекраснейшая кухня.
- Я знаю.
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Прекраснейшая кухня.
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Холодильник сказал мне
Всего хорошего.
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Смотрите, чековая книжка
миллионера.
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Джоуи, положи её.
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О, боже мой, это Пит.
Выходите!
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Как же, чёрт возьми, ответить
на звонок видеофона?
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Кажется так.
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Моника, как дела?
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О, хорошо. Всё хорошо.
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Просто вывожу планы на воду.
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Не забудь про фикус
возле Рейчел.
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А Чендлер на кушетке!
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Я его вижу. Вы, ребята, худшие
прятальщики в мире.
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- Привет.
- Как дела?
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В тот день, когда ты сказал,
что нам нужно поговорить...
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просто я должна знать, это
хорошие новости или плохие?
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Хорошие новости.
Определённо хорошие новости.
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Погоди секунду,
мне ещё тут звонят.
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Как дела?
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Это же я.
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У меня тут картинка в картинке.
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Я тебе позже перезвоню.
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Моника. Тебе.
Я тебе позже перезвоню.
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Ладно, скоро увидимся.
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- Ладно. Люблю тебя.
- Я люблю тебя.
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Мы тоже тебя любим!
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Значит, это хорошие новости.
Это хорошие новости.
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- Как думаешь, что за хорошие новости такие?
- Ты посмотри!
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Он выписал чек на 50 000$
в "Хуго Линдгрен Ринг Дизайнер".
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Извини. Так ты думаешь что это за
хорошие новости?
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Ой, ой!
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Моника выйдет за миллионера!
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Тебе надо позвонить маме по телефону!
Звони маме! Звони маме!
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А вот и мама Пита.
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Вам надо тему на свадьбу.
Допустим, такую:
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"Смотрите, сколько у меня денег теперь!"
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Знаешь, вы могли бы распихать
деньги в приглашения.
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У вас могут быть, типа,
маленькие денежные подстилочки.
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А начать вы могли бы
с денежного салата.
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То есть, он был бы сухой,
но людям бы нравился.
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Может, остановишься?
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Мы начали встречаться только
пару недель.
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Ещё неизвестно, сделает ли он
предложение.
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Да. Но это же Пит.
Он же не как другие люди.
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На первом свидании вы летали
в Рим.
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Для многих парней такие вещи
больше тянут на третье или четвёртое.
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Ну, если это так, тогда
это безумие.
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Моника права.
Мы тут говорим о женитьбе.
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В таких вещах спешка не нужна.
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Да что ты-то знаешь?
Ты вобще женился на лесбиянке!
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Мне пора идти.
Я должна бросить Винса.
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Так ты выбрала воспитателя?
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Мне Винс очень нравится, знаете?
Но Джейсон такой чувствительный.
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Если подумать наперёд, мне думается,
чувствительность лучше, чем иметь...
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очень, очень, очень красивое тело.
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Джейсон. Точно Джейсон.
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- Пожелайте мне удачи!
- Удачи!
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О, боже мой!
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Извините.
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Просто я представила, как бы это было, -
ловить денежный букет.
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Извините. Можно Винса?
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О, конечно.
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Я и не думала, что вы ими на самом
деле пользуетесь.
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Ну, что случилось?
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Знаешь...
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Это не будет легко.
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Я думаю, нам больше
не следует встречаться.
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Вот здорово.
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Извини.
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Нет, всё нормально.
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Просто я думал, что у нас
с тобой образовалось что-то особенное.
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Я почувствовал, что ты тот человек,
кому я, наконец смогу открыться.
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Во мне столько всего,
чем я не успел поделиться с тобой.
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Боже мой!
Я не знала, что ты такой...
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Извини. Я не могу говорить.
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Пойду, запишу это в свой дневник.
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Стой! Стой! Стой!
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Если хочешь заняться этой штукой,
сходи к моему гомеопату.
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Спасибо. Но я хочу её удалить,
а не заниматься ею.
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Когда девушки спят с парнями, у которых
странные штуки на теле...
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они об этом рассказывают подругам.
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Давай сюда.
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Привет, ладно, не злись на меня,
но я не смогла устоять.
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Журналы для невест?
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Я знаю, ты скажешь нет,
если он спросит...
220
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но как же здорово ты выглядела бы,
проходя вдоль радов...
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в этом Донна Каран?
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Совершенно точно!
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Тебе оно нужно в любом случае.
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Ну, ходить в клубы.
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Это так странно.
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Знаю, что я говорила.
Но этим утром...
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я лежала в кровати и представляла,
что было бы, если я скажу да.
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Я понимаю, что это опрометчиво
и слишком скоро...
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и совсем на меня не похоже,
так делать.
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Но это не значит, что я не могу.
Правда?
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То есть, я без ума от Пита.
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И я знаю, что мы хотим одного
и того же.
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И когда я думала, про то,
чтобы сказать да...
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я почувствовала себя счастливой.
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О, боже мой!
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Я знаю.
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Мне нужно ещё пирога.
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Мон, если ты выйдешь замуж,
можно, я приведу двух гостей?
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Ты не бросила пожарника?
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Нет.
Я хотела дать тебе понять это.
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00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,567
Ну, оказалось, что он
невероятно чувствительный.
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Он ведёт дневник и ещё он рисует.
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00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,878
Он даже показал мне наброски углём,
которые делал с меня.
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Ему больше нравится акварель,
но уголь ему больше доступен.
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Так ты бросишь Джейсона?
246
00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:27,006
Да, ведь я должна кого-то бросить.
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Значит, Джейсон чувствительный.
А теперь ещё и Винс.
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Плюс, у Винса тело.
Понимаешь?
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Значит...
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Осталось только подсчитать.
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Да, заходи.
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Фиби, по телефону ты была
очень серьёзна.
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Что-нибудь не так?
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Ты, должно быть, Росс.
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Я - Гуру Саж.
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Слушай, должен тебе сказать, что я
раньше никогда не был у гуру, так что...
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Тогда расслабься.
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Если это тебе поможет,
то я посещал...
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прекрасные медицинские школы
Ценральной Америки.
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Чтож, давай взглянем на твою
кожную аномалию.
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Давай, присаживайся.
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Так я и думал, это кундус.
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Что за кундус?
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Я не знаю.
Что это за кундус с тобой?
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00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:00,798
Пожалуйста, ложись.
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У меня есть мазь, которая его
тут же уменьшит.
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Пожалуй, стоит попробовать.
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Конечно. Мы должны видеть результат.
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Совершенно ясно, что это не то!
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Что? Что?
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00:16:14,158 --> 00:16:16,606
Похоже, мы её разозлили.
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00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:19,509
Мы? Мы её разозлили?
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00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,135
Мне кажется, я понимаю проблему.
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И боюсь, нам понадобится более
сильный инструмент.
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Любовь.
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О, боже!
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Росс, я абсолютно не вижу, почему
она должна сходить...
278
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если ты не начнёшь...
279
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Что это было?
280
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Ну, она пропала.
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00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:46,335
Как это?
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За часы зацепилась.
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Свет.
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Романтичный свет.
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Прекрасно.
286
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Так вот, о чём я хотел
с тобой поговорить.
287
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:08,880
О, точно. Я совсем забыла
об этом.
288
00:17:10,575 --> 00:17:13,119
Я много думал.
289
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,824
И я взглянул на свою жизнь...
290
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и почувствовал, что уже завоевал
мир бизнеса.
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И чувствую, что завоевал
интеллектуальный мир.
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А теперь у меня самая
прекрасная женщина во всём мире.
293
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Но кое-чего не хватает.
294
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Что же это?
295
00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:40,396
Настало время мне завоевать
физический мир.
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Ладно.
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Моника...
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Я хочу стать...
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Абсолютным чемпионом по боям.
300
00:17:51,855 --> 00:17:54,164
Чего ты хочешь?
301
00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:56,479
Я хочу стать
Абсолютным чемпионом по боям.
302
00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:59,390
Это самое сильное физическое
соревновние в мире.
303
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,406
Оно запрещено в 49 штатах.
304
00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:03,326
О чём ты говоришь?
305
00:18:03,406 --> 00:18:05,375
Мой тренер, Хочи, учит меня...
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00:18:05,455 --> 00:18:07,774
комбинации Джит-Кун-до
и бразильского уличного боя.
307
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:11,071
У меня даже есть собственный
шестигранный ринг.
308
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Я полагаю, именно для этого тебе нужен
был "Ринг Дизайнер".
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Да.
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Моника, я хочу, чтобы ты была
в первом ряду, когда я выиграю.
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Хочу, чтобы ты была достаточно
близко, чтобы почувствовать запах крови.
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Что думаешь?
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00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:30,319
Мои родители будут очень счастливы.
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00:18:34,382 --> 00:18:38,099
Бешеные трусы,
корчат мой зад,
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00:18:38,895 --> 00:18:42,655
Бешеные трусы,
всё время в прорези,
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00:18:42,735 --> 00:18:45,939
Бешеные трусы...
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00:18:47,243 --> 00:18:49,918
О, нет!
Что он тут делает?
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00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,062
Хорошо, просто играй, просто играй.
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00:18:52,142 --> 00:18:55,630
Ты пройдёшь через это.
Всё будет хорошо.
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Ладно, Спасибо вам.
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00:19:06,639 --> 00:19:11,152
И как всегда, никто не говорите
со мной после представления.
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00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,278
Я шёл мимо и увидел,
как ты играешь.
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00:19:17,358 --> 00:19:20,529
Это классно, увидеть тебя здесь.
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00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:25,599
Что тут происходит?
Кто этот парень?
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00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:30,028
Я не знаю! Он просто стал целовать меня.
Убери его, Винс!
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00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:33,203
Что?
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00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,562
Ладно, я встречалась с вами обоими.
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00:19:36,878 --> 00:19:39,999
И это было очень ужасно,
потому, что это было...
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весело для меня.
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00:19:44,846 --> 00:19:47,902
Но вы оба мне нравитесь...
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и я не знаю, кого выбрать.
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00:19:50,383 --> 00:19:54,974
Вот, я извиняюсь. Я ужасна.
Я ужасная персона.
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00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:57,662
Фиби, успокойся. Всё нормально.
То есть...
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00:19:57,742 --> 00:20:00,159
Мы же никогда не обещались друг другу.
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00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:03,742
Да и мы тоже.
Так что перестань лучше.
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00:20:03,822 --> 00:20:05,837
Правда?
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00:20:05,966 --> 00:20:08,286
Мы уже долго никуда не ходили.
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00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:11,583
Да к тому же, мы даже ещё
не переспали.
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00:20:11,663 --> 00:20:14,037
Вы не переспали?
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00:20:15,694 --> 00:20:16,606
А вы?
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00:20:16,686 --> 00:20:19,857
Ну, это не моё дело.
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00:20:21,582 --> 00:20:24,734
Не могу поверить!
Ты спала с ним?
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00:20:24,814 --> 00:20:28,400
Ну, я же устраивала тебе ужин
при свечах в парке.
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00:20:29,486 --> 00:20:33,454
Знаешь, Фиби, я вам всё это облегчу.
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00:20:37,998 --> 00:20:41,234
Это могло быть очень неловко.
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00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:46,462
Вы с ним ужинали в парке
при свечах?
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00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:49,983
Да, но я и с тобой могу тоже.
Давай, с тобой поужинаем тоже.
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00:20:50,063 --> 00:20:52,607
Я не могу поверить, что встречался
с кем-то,..
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00:20:52,687 --> 00:20:57,036
кто разжигал огонь
посреди лесного массива!
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00:21:05,071 --> 00:21:08,446
Всё будет хорошо.
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00:21:08,526 --> 00:21:11,020
Ясно, Дик?
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00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:15,765
Здравствуйте, я - Гуру Саж.
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00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:20,607
Это утка, так?
А то иначе...
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00:21:20,687 --> 00:21:23,454
это как-то не мой профиль.
355
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:27,454
У него какой-то очень плохой кашель,
наш ветеринар не может его остановить.
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00:21:27,534 --> 00:21:29,534
Можете ли вы нам помочь?
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00:21:29,614 --> 00:21:31,742
Давайте посмотрим.
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00:21:31,822 --> 00:21:34,415
Давайте посмотрим.
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00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:38,960
Как думаете, сможете заставить его
съесть летучую мышь?
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