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So, what happened?
Did a forest tick you off?
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No. You know how we're always
saying we need a place for the mail.
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Yeah?
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I started building one. But then
I decided to take it to the next step.
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You're building a post office?
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No, an entertainment unit
with a built-in mail cubby.
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- It's a one-day job, max.
- Okay.
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My word, those are snug!
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Yeah. These are
my old work pants.
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Sergio Valente.
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Power saw kind of got away
from me there.
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The One With Frank Jr.
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Hey, Pheebs.
Any sign of your brother?
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No, but he's always late.
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- I thought you only met him once.
- I did.
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I think it sounds big sister-y,
"Frank's always late. "
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Well, relax. He'll be here.
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I know.
I'm just nervous.
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It's just, Mom's dead,
don't talk to my sister...
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... Grandma's been sleeping
a lot lately.
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It's just the last-desperate-
chance-to-have-a-family kind of thing.
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You're sweet to wait with me.
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Actually, Gunther sent me. You're not
allowed to have cups out here.
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Does anyone else think
David Copperfield's cute?
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No. But he told me he thinks
you're a fox.
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All right. Janice likes him.
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In fact, she likes him so much,
she put him on her freebie list.
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Her what?
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We have a deal where we each get to pick
five celebrities we could sleep with...
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... and the other one can't get mad.
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The heart of every
healthy relationship:
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Honesty, respect
and sex with celebrities.
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So who's on your list?
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Kim Basinger...
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... Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry...
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... Yasmine Bleeth...
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... and Jessica Rabbit.
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You do realize that she is a cartoon
and way out of your league?
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I know. I always wondered if I could
get her eyes to pop out of her head.
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Who would yours be?
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First, I need a boyfriend.
Then I can have a list.
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It's just a game, Mon.
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Rach, how about you?
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I don't know. I guess Chris
O'Donnell, John F. Kennedy Jr...
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... Daniel Day-Lewis, Sting
and Parker Stevenson.
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Spider-Man?
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Hardy Boy.
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- Peter Parker.
- Thank you.
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What about you, honey?
Who'd be on your list?
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That kind of thing
requires some serious thought.
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First, I'd divide my prospective
candidates into categories.
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What a geek!
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Everybody, this is Frank!
My half brother, Frank!
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This is everybody.
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- This is Ross.
- How are you?
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- Chandler.
- Hi.
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- Joey.
- Hey.
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This is Monica.
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And this is Rachel.
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I'm gonna get coffee for us.
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Hey, how do you guys get
anything done?
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We don't, really.
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So now,
do you guys have big plans?
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Yeah. We're gonna connect
and bond and everything.
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I thought we could go down to Times
Square and pick up some ninja stars.
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My friend Larry, he wants me
to take a picture of a hooker.
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We really don't take advantage
of living in the city.
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Sorry. Did I get you?
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No, you didn't get me!
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It's an electric drill!
You get me, you kill me!
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Calm down!
Do you want this unit or not?
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I do not want this unit!
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You should've told me before.
I'm not a mind reader.
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And we're out of beer.
I'm going to Monica's.
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Fine!
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Where you heading in those pants?
1982?
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Monica, listen...
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... I saw down at the hardware store,
they got those designer tiles on sale...
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... if you wanna redo
your bathroom floor.
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What's wrong with my bathroom floor?
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Nothing. It's just old and dingy,
that's all.
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- I highly doubt that.
- Oh, yeah?
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If you move your hamper...
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... you can see the color
the tile used to be.
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I can't live like this!
What are we gonna do?
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Relax. Here, hold this.
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This old stuff comes right up.
I'll show you.
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A little more than I wanted to see.
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Look at that!
Every inch of this is glued down.
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It'd take forever to pry this up.
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You should just leave it.
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I can't leave it! You gouged
a hole in my dingy floor!
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There. There you go.
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Yeah, that's nice.
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We can put it back there after the
surgeons remove it from your colon.
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What?
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I know what I wanted to ask you.
Can you roll your tongue?
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Because I can and my mom couldn't.
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And I figured that was
something I got from our dad.
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Well, wait, you mean like this?
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Yeah, you can do it too. Yeah.
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You're not doing it.
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Oh, right. Okay.
Yeah, my mom could and I can't.
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We don't have that.
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- When's your birthday?
- February 16.
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I know a guy who's the 18th.
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That's close.
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- When's yours?
- October 25.
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That's the same month as Halloween.
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So, what kind of things
do you like to do at home?
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Melt stuff.
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- Okay, I've got three of my five.
- Three of your five what?
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Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.
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God, you're giving this
a lot of thought.
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Hey, it's hard, okay?
I only have two spots left.
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All right. Who you got it
narrowed down to?
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- Elizabeth Hurley.
- Very attractive.
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Forgiving.
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Susan Sarandon.
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You know what?
She's too political.
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She probably wouldn't let you do it unless
you donated four cans of food first.
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- And Isabella Rossellini.
- Very hot. Very sexy.
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But she's too international.
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She's never gonna be around.
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- So?
- So you gotta play the odds.
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Pick somebody who's gonna be
in the country all the time.
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Yeah. Because that's why you won't
get Isabella Rossellini. Geography.
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Okay. So by "melting"
you meant melting.
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- So is it, like, art?
- Yeah, you can melt art.
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Hey, can I use your phone?
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- Sure. You want to call your mom?
- No, I want to melt it.
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Well, not right now.
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I'm gonna go to bed. The fumes
are giving me a headache. So...
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Good night, bro.
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Good night.
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Here.
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Just in case.
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Oh, excellent!
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- What kind of karate is that?
- No kind.
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He just makes it up.
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- How's it going with you guys?
- So far it kind of blows.
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I don't know, I just thought
he'd feel more like a brother.
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Like you and Ross.
Close and connected and...
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Honey, we're close now.
You wouldn't believe the years...
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... of noogies and wedgies and flying
wedgies and atomic wedgies and...
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That's when the waistband
goes over your head.
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We drove each other crazy
playing the shadow game.
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- How do you play the shadow game?
- How do you play the shadow game?
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- I just asked you.
- I just asked you.
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I don't have time for this.
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That is what the game is.
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You just gave up really quickly.
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- You seen Joey?
- What's the matter?
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Just this!
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It's my fault, really, because the
couch is where we keep the varnish.
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Somebody wanna hand me
one of those tiles?
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- What's going on?
- He's retiling my floor.
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Spackle boy!
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Get up!
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- You started this, you will finish it!
- He started mine first!
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Build the unit, Cinderellie
Lay the tile, Cinderellie
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Big octopus.
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Oh, my God! I totally forgot.
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Well, can't someone else do it?
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But I have company.
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Look, that's all right.
I'll come in. Okay.
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I'm sorry,
but I have to go into work.
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It's one of my regulars.
He's insisting that I do him, so...
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Hey, what kind of work do you do?
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I'm a masseuse.
I give people massages and stuff.
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You work at one of
those massage parlors?
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Well, you know, we don't call it that.
But, yeah.
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That's wild.
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- No, I had no idea.
- Alrighty.
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I'll be back in a little bit.
Unless you want to come with me.
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You mean, like, watch?
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No. No, you can get one yourself.
It'll be on the house.
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What are big sisters for?
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Well, I don't think this. You know?
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No. No, no.
I wouldn't do you myself.
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I mean, that would be weird.
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I'll get one of the
other girls to do it.
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This is so much fun!
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- Are you excited?
- Yeah.
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Hey, do Monica and Rachel
work there?
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It's beautiful!
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It's like the first bathroom
floor there ever was.
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What are you going in there for?
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You want, like, a number?
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- Hey.
- Hi. Bye.
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Okay. I'm done with my choices.
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These are final.
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- Well, it's about time.
- Yeah. Very official.
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Yeah. Well, you know, Chandler
printed it up on his computer.
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And who laminated it?
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That was me.
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All right, let me see.
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"Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder,
Elizabeth Hurley...
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... Michelle Pfeiffer...
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... Dorothy Hamill"?
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Hey, it's my list!
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You do realize she only spins
like that on ice?
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00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,500
- What's going on?
- She broke my arm!
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- He touched my fanny.
- She touched mine first!
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That's my job!
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00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:16,100
So, what's the deal? I can have sex
with you, but I can't touch you?
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- You can't have sex with her!
- Did you think I was a hooker?
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00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:24,300
No, okay. I know. You're a masseuse.
It's cool. I'm not a cop!
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Ask Mr. Wiffler if he
can wait for five minutes.
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Fine.
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I don't like you.
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So that's what you thought I did?
God!
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That's not what I do!
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Wait, that's not what you do?
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No!
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Why would you think that?
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I don't know. This is the city,
you know? I just...
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I mean...
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... I don't know.
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Whatever. It's the perfect end
to the perfect weekend anyway.
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Wait.
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No, you're right.
No, it was perfect.
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I can't believe
I screwed it up so bad.
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- You thought it was perfect?
- Well, no, maybe it wasn't perfect...
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... but you know, it was pretty cool,
you know?
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Because we had all those
great talks, you know?
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Which ones in particular
were great for you?
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Well, you know, about
the tongue thing, you know?
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And how I told you about
my likes and my dislikes.
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How I like to melt stuff, and how
I dislike stuff that doesn't melt.
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Right. Okay.
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I feel like I can really talk to you
because you're my sister, you know?
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Yeah. I guess I do.
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And then I go feel your friend up
and make you mad at me.
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00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:01,400
Well, I wasn't hopping mad,
you know?
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You hopped a little bit.
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Yeah, I'm really sorry.
You know, I'm really...
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Okay.
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Well, this is my favorite part
of the weekend. Right now. This.
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This?
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Oh, come on.
We went to Times Square.
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We found ninja stars. I almost
get my arm broken by a hooker...
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She's not a hooker.
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When I tell my friends about her,
she will be.
246
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- One, two...
- So we are going with two?
247
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A good job, Joe.
248
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,200
Wow. It's big.
249
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,800
So big it actually makes
our doors look smaller.
250
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:19,600
- Maybe my ruler's wrong.
- Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
251
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:24,600
It's not that bad. So it blocks a
little of your door, a little of mine.
252
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,900
I got a better idea.
253
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,500
How about it blocks none of my door
and a lot of your door?
254
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,700
Listen, before I forget,
that side is still wet.
255
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,500
Let me just see
if I've got this right.
256
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,900
So this is a half-caf, double-tall,
easy hazelnut...
257
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:50,000
... nonfat, no foam, with whip,
extra-hot latte, right?
258
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,600
Okay. Great.
259
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,900
You freak.
260
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,700
Thank you.
261
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,100
A coffee to go, please.
262
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:10,600
- Isabella Rossellini!
- Are you serious? Oh, my God!
263
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,200
Damn! I cannot believe
I took her off my list.
264
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,200
Why? Because otherwise
you'd go for it?
265
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,100
Yeah, maybe.
266
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,000
You lie.
267
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,100
You don't think I'd go up to her?
268
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:30,200
It took you 10 years to finally admit
you liked me.
269
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,200
Yeah? Well, missy, you better be glad
that list is laminated.
270
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,500
You know what, honey? You go ahead.
We'll call her an alternate.
271
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,100
- Okay. Hold my cruller.
- Okay.
272
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,900
Are you really gonna
let him do this?
273
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,400
He's about to go hit
on Isabella Rossellini.
274
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,200
I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.
275
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,600
I'm Ross.
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You don't know me,
but I'm a big, big fan of yours.
277
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,900
I mean...
278
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,400
... Blue Velvet.
279
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,100
I was wondering if I could maybe
buy you a cup of coffee.
280
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,700
Or reimburse you for that one.
281
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,800
Aren't you with that girl over there?
282
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,700
Well, yeah, kind of.
283
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,500
But that's okay.
We have an understanding.
284
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:33,500
We each have this list of five famous
people, and you were one of mine.
285
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,200
So I'm allowed to sleep with you.
286
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,100
No, no, no.
It's flattering.
287
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:45,400
- I don't know...
- Wait. Wait, Isabella.
288
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,900
Don't dismiss this so fast. This is
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
289
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,200
Yeah, for you.
290
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,200
- Is that the list?
- Yes.
291
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,900
- Can I see it?
- No.
292
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,300
- Come on.
- But... Okay.
293
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,400
I'm not on the list!
294
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,700
But that's not the final draft.
295
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,100
It's laminated.
296
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,600
Okay, see, you were on my list.
297
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,100
But then my friend Chandler...
298
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,900
... brought up the very good point
that you are international.
299
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,200
So I bumped you for Winona Ryder.
Local.
300
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:26,000
You know, it's ironic
because I have a list...
301
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,000
... of five goofy coffeehouse guys.
302
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,300
And yesterday, I just bumped you
for that guy over there.
303
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,200
We're just gonna be friends.
304
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,700
You know what?
305
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,700
Bet you I could fit in there.
306
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,200
I got 5 bucks says you can't.
307
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,600
Get out your checkbook, mister.
308
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,800
I think I have the cash.
309
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,800
You are dog, man!
310
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,700
I totally fit!
311
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,900
Yeah. You got me.
312
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,200
I'm out 5 big ones.
313
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,900
There you go.
314
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,100
Thank you.
315
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,400
Well, hello, Mr. Lincoln!
316
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,400
Better luck next time, buddy!
317
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,600
And the drinks are on me!
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Эй, что случилось?
Деревья затягивают тебя?
2
00:00:12,687 --> 00:00:16,769
Нет. Нам всё время не хватало
места, куда ложить почту.
3
00:00:20,944 --> 00:00:26,864
И я начал его делать. Но потом,
я решил сделать следующий шаг.
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00:00:26,928 --> 00:00:30,035
Построить здание почты?
5
00:00:30,223 --> 00:00:33,458
Нет, модуль развлечений,
с встроенным почтовым ящиком.
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00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:36,553
Работы максимум на один день.
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Чесслово, они удобные!
8
00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,237
Это мои старые рабочие штаны.
9
00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:47,008
Серджио Валенте.
10
00:00:55,631 --> 00:00:58,753
Электропила нечаянно выскользнула
там у меня.
11
00:00:59,664 --> 00:01:02,736
Сезон 3, серия 5.
Та, с Френком младшим.
12
00:01:02,836 --> 00:01:05,836
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2010
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Привет, Фибс.
Что-нибудь есть от твоего брата?
14
00:01:51,248 --> 00:01:53,157
Нет, но он всегда опаздывает.
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- Я думала, вы виделись только один раз.
- Да, это так.
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Думаю, это звучит по-старшесестрёнски:
"Френк всегда опаздывает".
17
00:02:01,552 --> 00:02:03,757
Ну, успокойся. Он придёт.
18
00:02:03,888 --> 00:02:05,562
Знаю.
Я просто так нервничаю.
19
00:02:05,808 --> 00:02:09,006
Просто мама умерла,
с сестрой я не разговариваю...
20
00:02:09,136 --> 00:02:12,156
...бабушка всё время спит
в последнее время.
21
00:02:12,303 --> 00:02:16,333
Это просто "последняя-отчаянная-
попытка-заиметь-семью" вроде как.
22
00:02:16,431 --> 00:02:17,960
Ты такая милочка, что ждёшь со мной.
23
00:02:18,095 --> 00:02:22,270
Вобще-то Гантер меня послал.
Нельзя ходить наружу с чашками.
24
00:02:24,815 --> 00:02:27,737
Кто-нибудь ещё думает, что
Девид Коперфильд милашка?
25
00:02:29,392 --> 00:02:32,959
Нет. Но он сказал мне, что
думает, что ты просто лисёнок.
26
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Хорошо. Дженис любит его.
27
00:02:35,887 --> 00:02:40,162
Вобще, она любит его так сильно,
что поместила в свой "свободный" список.
28
00:02:43,151 --> 00:02:44,080
Свой что?
29
00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:49,745
У нас уговор: каждый выбирает 5
знаменитостей, с кем позволено переспать...
30
00:02:49,935 --> 00:02:52,108
...и второй не имеет права злиться.
31
00:02:52,271 --> 00:02:55,306
Это стержень любых
серьёзных отношений:
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00:02:55,407 --> 00:02:59,103
Честность, уважение и
секс со знаменитостями.
33
00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:00,882
Чендлер, а кто у тебя в списке?
34
00:03:01,007 --> 00:03:02,351
Ким Бейсингер...
35
00:03:02,511 --> 00:03:05,045
...Синди Кроуфорд, Холли Берри...
36
00:03:05,135 --> 00:03:06,909
...Ясмин Блит...
37
00:03:07,823 --> 00:03:10,545
...и Джессика Кролик.
38
00:03:11,471 --> 00:03:15,665
Ты же осознаёшь, что она мультяшная
и весьма труднодостижима?
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00:03:15,824 --> 00:03:20,853
Я знаю. Просто думаю: мог бы я сделать
так, чтобы у неё глаза повыскакивали?
40
00:03:21,263 --> 00:03:22,792
Моника, кто был бы у тебя?
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00:03:22,927 --> 00:03:26,245
Сначала мне нужен парень.
Тогда я смогу составить список.
42
00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:29,003
Это же игра, Мон.
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00:03:30,191 --> 00:03:31,600
Рейч, что насчёт тебя?
44
00:03:31,727 --> 00:03:35,888
Я не знаю. Возможно...
Крис Одонелл, Джон Ф. Кеннеди мл....
45
00:03:35,951 --> 00:03:40,146
...Дениэл Дей-Льюис, Стинг
и Паркер Стивенсон.
46
00:03:41,135 --> 00:03:42,796
Человек-паук?
47
00:03:42,927 --> 00:03:44,871
Харди Бой.
48
00:03:45,136 --> 00:03:47,372
- Питер Паркер.
- Спасибо.
49
00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:51,017
Как насчёт тебя, дорогой?
Кто был бы в твоём списке?
50
00:03:51,183 --> 00:03:54,317
Вещи такого рода требуют
серьёзных размышлений.
51
00:03:54,415 --> 00:03:58,361
Сначала, я поделю перспективных
кандидатов на категории.
52
00:03:58,543 --> 00:04:00,123
Вот псих!
53
00:04:01,487 --> 00:04:04,402
Знакомьтесь, это Френк!
Мой сводный брат, Френк!
54
00:04:04,527 --> 00:04:05,969
Это все.
55
00:04:06,063 --> 00:04:07,821
- Это Росс.
- Как дела?
56
00:04:08,121 --> 00:04:10,121
Чендлер.
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00:04:10,321 --> 00:04:12,121
Джоуи.
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00:04:12,463 --> 00:04:14,009
Это Моника.
59
00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:16,009
Ух ты!
60
00:04:16,335 --> 00:04:18,162
А это Рейчел.
61
00:04:18,262 --> 00:04:20,162
Ух ты!
62
00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:23,080
Пойду, принесу нам кофе.
63
00:04:23,247 --> 00:04:26,136
Эй, парни, как это у вас
получается?
64
00:04:26,287 --> 00:04:28,316
Не знаю даже.
65
00:04:29,391 --> 00:04:31,282
А у вас, наверное,
грандиозные планы?
66
00:04:31,376 --> 00:04:35,153
О, да. Мы собираемся общаться
и родниться и всё такое.
67
00:04:35,312 --> 00:04:39,985
Я думал сходить на Таймс сквер
собрать звёзды нинзя.
68
00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:44,545
Мой друг Ларри, хотел, чтобы
я сфотографировал шлюху.
69
00:04:45,455 --> 00:04:49,003
Знаешь, мы тут многое упускаем,
проживая в городе.
70
00:05:02,192 --> 00:05:04,801
О, извини. Я тебя не зацепил?
71
00:05:05,455 --> 00:05:06,766
Нет, ты не зацепил меня!
72
00:05:06,896 --> 00:05:08,141
Это же электродрель!
73
00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:10,060
Если бы зацепил, то убил бы меня!
74
00:05:11,184 --> 00:05:13,622
Да не ори!
Ты хочешь этот модуль или нет?
75
00:05:13,743 --> 00:05:15,982
Я не хочу этот модуль!
76
00:05:16,175 --> 00:05:19,523
Надо было сказать раньше.
Я мысли не читаю.
77
00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:24,153
У нас кончилось пиво.
Схожу к Монике.
78
00:05:24,303 --> 00:05:25,718
Прекрасно!
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00:05:32,495 --> 00:05:36,048
Где ты урвал эти штаны?
В 1982 году?
80
00:05:36,527 --> 00:05:41,100
Моника, в строительном магазине я
видел распродажу плитки для пола...
81
00:05:41,263 --> 00:05:43,767
...если хочешь обновить
пол в ванной.
82
00:05:43,887 --> 00:05:45,961
А чем плох пол в моей ванной?
83
00:05:46,063 --> 00:05:49,512
Ничем. Просто он старый
и пошарпанный и всё.
84
00:05:49,743 --> 00:05:52,172
В этом я очень сомневаюсь.
85
00:05:53,072 --> 00:05:55,593
Если убрать ведёрко...
86
00:05:55,727 --> 00:05:58,149
...то увидишь, каким
он был раньше.
87
00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:03,889
Я не могу это так оставить!
Что же нам делать?
88
00:06:03,951 --> 00:06:05,493
Успокойся.
На, подержи.
89
00:06:05,552 --> 00:06:08,801
Это старьё надо снять.
Я тебе покажу.
90
00:06:10,735 --> 00:06:13,240
Это немного больше, чем
я ожидала увидеть.
91
00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:18,770
Ты посмотри!
Да они все намертво приклеены!
92
00:06:18,863 --> 00:06:22,978
Уйдёт целая вечность, чтобы их отодрать.
Тебе надо их просто оставить.
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00:06:24,143 --> 00:06:28,821
Я не могу с этим жить!
Ты проделал дырку в моём полу!
94
00:06:36,751 --> 00:06:38,842
Вот так. Вот и всё.
95
00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,779
Да, прекрасно.
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00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:45,023
О! Мы сможем поставить её обратно,
когда хирурги вытащат её из твоего зада!
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00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:57,667
Вспомнила, что я хотела спросить у тебя.
Можешь скручивать язык?
98
00:06:58,063 --> 00:07:00,683
Потому, что я могу, а мама не могла.
99
00:07:00,815 --> 00:07:04,461
И я подумала, что это у меня
от нашего отца.
100
00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,360
Ну, погоди, типа вот так?
101
00:07:07,983 --> 00:07:10,588
Да, у тебя тоже получается. Да.
102
00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:12,756
У тебя не выходит.
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00:07:12,911 --> 00:07:16,342
О, правда. Ладно.
Да, моя мама могла, а я так не умела.
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00:07:17,456 --> 00:07:20,012
Мы так не можем.
105
00:07:24,751 --> 00:07:25,963
Когда у тебя День рождения?
106
00:07:26,127 --> 00:07:27,604
16 февраля.
107
00:07:27,855 --> 00:07:30,560
Я знаю парня, у которого 18-го.
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00:07:31,887 --> 00:07:33,929
Это близко.
109
00:07:34,927 --> 00:07:36,042
Когда у тебя?
110
00:07:36,175 --> 00:07:38,701
25 октября.
111
00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:45,161
В тот же месяц, что Хелоуин.
112
00:07:48,623 --> 00:07:52,358
Так а чем ты любишь
заниматься дома?
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00:07:52,527 --> 00:07:53,971
Плавить вещи.
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00:07:58,127 --> 00:08:02,043
- Так, я выбрал трёх из пяти.
- Трёх из пяти чего?
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00:08:02,127 --> 00:08:04,894
Знаменитостей, с которыми
можно было бы переспать.
116
00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:07,245
Боже, ты очень серьёзно
к этому подошёл.
117
00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:09,963
Эй, это трудно, ясно?
У меня остались два места.
118
00:08:10,063 --> 00:08:13,196
Хорошо. Кого ты уже наметил?
119
00:08:13,295 --> 00:08:14,843
Элизабет Хёрли.
120
00:08:15,247 --> 00:08:16,427
Очень привлекательна.
121
00:08:16,527 --> 00:08:18,204
Прощается.
122
00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:22,364
Сьюзан Сарандон.
123
00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:25,546
Знаешь что?
Она очень политична.
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00:08:25,647 --> 00:08:30,742
Она, наверное заставит тебя сначала
пожертвовать четыре бочки жратвы.
125
00:08:31,503 --> 00:08:34,189
И Изабелла Росселини.
126
00:08:34,287 --> 00:08:35,565
Очень возбуждающа.
Очень сексуальна.
127
00:08:35,695 --> 00:08:40,567
Но она слишком много ездит.
Она никогда тут не появится.
128
00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:42,990
- И что?
- Можешь прикинуть шансы.
129
00:08:43,151 --> 00:08:46,582
Выбери кого-то, кто всегда
будет в стране не выезжая.
130
00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:51,312
Да. Вот из-за чего ты не получишь
Изабеллу Росселини - география.
131
00:09:00,847 --> 00:09:04,364
Ладно. Значит под "плавить"
ты имел ввиду плавить.
132
00:09:06,191 --> 00:09:07,436
Это вроде скульптуры?
133
00:09:07,535 --> 00:09:10,426
Да, можно плавить и скультуры.
134
00:09:11,247 --> 00:09:13,770
Эй, можно я возьму телефон?
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- Конечно. Хочешь позвонить маме?
- Нет, я хочу его расплавить.
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А! Ну нет, не сейчас.
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Я пойду спать. От копоти у меня
болит голова. Так что...
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Спокойной ночи,.. "брат".
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Спокойной ночи.
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На вот.
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На всякий случай.
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О, отлично!
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- Что это за стиль карате такой?
- Никакой.
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Он просто выдумывает.
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- Ну и как у вас всё продвигается?
- Пока что всё плохо.
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Не знаю, я думала, что он
будет больше похож на брата.
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Как ты и Росс.
Близкие и родные и...
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Это мы сейчас близкие.
Ты не знаешь о годах...
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...зацепок, и шлепков, и летающих
шлепков, и атомных шлепков и...
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Это когда мусорник поднимаешь
над головой.
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Мы доводили друг друга до бешенства
играя в тени.
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- Как вы играли в тени?
- Как вы играли в тени?
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- Я задала вопрос.
- Я задала вопрос.
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У меня нет времени на это.
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- Вот такая это игра.
- Что-то ты сдалась очень быстро.
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- Видели Джоуи?
- А что случилось?
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О, только лишь это!
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Конечно же, это моя вина, ведь диван
это то место, где мы держим лак.
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Кто-нибудь поможет мне ложить
плитку?
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- Что происходит?
- Он перекладывает мне пол.
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Эй! Шпательмальчик!
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- Вставай!
- Ты начал, ты и закончи!
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Моё он начал раньше!
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Строим модуль, Белоснежка,
Ложим плитку, Белоснежка...
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Ух ты!
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Большой осьминог.
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О, боже мой! Я совсем забыла!
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Ну, а кто-нибудь другой может?
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Но у меня гости.
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Слушай, всё в порядке.
Я приду.
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Френк, извини, но мне надо
пойти на работу.
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Это из моих постоянных, он настаивает,
чтобы им занималась только я, и...
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Эй, а кем ты работаешь?
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Я массажистка.
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Я делаю людям массаж и всё такое.
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Ты работаешь в одном из
тех массажных салонов?
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Ну, знаешь, мы их так не называем.
Но, да.
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Бедово.
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Нет, просто я не знал.
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Хорошо.
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Я приду очень быстро.
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Если, конечно, ты не хочешь
сходить со мной.
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Ты имеешь ввиду, типа посмотреть?
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Нет. Нет, тебе тоже могут его сделать.
Там же на месте.
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Вот зачем нужны старшие сёстры.
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Ну, я так не думаю. Знаешь?
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Нет. Нет, нет.
Я тебе его делать не буду.
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В смысле, это было бы странно.
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Тебе его сделает другая
девушка.
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О! Это так весело!
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Тебе интересно?
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Эй, а Моника и Рейчел там работают?
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Это прекрасно!
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Похоже на самый лучший
пол в этой ванной!
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Зачем ты идёшь туда?
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Ты хочешь знать подробности?
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Привет. Пока.
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Так. Я сделал окончательный выбор.
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Вот мой список.
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- Теперь дело за временем.
- Да. Теперь точно.
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А, да. Ну, знаешь, Чендлер распечатал
его на своём компьютере.
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А кто его заламинировал?
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Это был я.
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Хорошо, дай посмотреть.
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"Ума Турман, Вайнона Райдер,
Элизабет Хёрли...
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...Мишель Пфайфер...
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...Дороти Хамил"?
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Эй, это же мой список!
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Ты хоть понимаешь, что она тебе
не блеснёт, как лёд на катке ночью?
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- Что случилось?
- Она мне руку сломала!
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- Он схватил меня за ляжку.
- Она первая меня схватила!
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Это моя работа!
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Так что такое? Я могу иметь секс
с тобой, но не касаясь тебя?
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- Ты не можешь иметь секс с ней!
- Ты, что, думал я шлюха?
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Нет, ладно. Я понял. Ты массажистка.
Хорошо. Я же не полицейский!
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Спроси мр. Вифлера, может ли он
подождать 5 минут.
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Прекрасно.
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Ты мне не нравишься.
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Ты думал, вот я чем занимаюсь?
Боже!
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Я не этим занимаюсь!
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Погоди, так ты не этим занимаешься?
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Нет!
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С чего это ты взял?
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Ну, не знаю. Это же город,
понимаешь? Я просто...
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В смысле...
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...я не знаю.
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Да ладно. Вот уж прекрасное
завершение прекрасных выходных.
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О, погоди.
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Нет, ты права.
Нет, это было прекрасно.
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Мне не верится, что я так
сильно всё испортил.
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Ты думаешь, было прекрасно?
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Ну, может не прекрасно...
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...но, знаешь, было здорово,
знаешь?
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Ведь у нас были разговоры,
понимаешь?
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Какой именно тебе больше
всего понравился?
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Ну, знаешь, про эти языки, понимаешь?
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И как я рассказывал про то,
что люблю и что не люблю.
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Как я люблю плавить вещи, как
не люблю то, что не плавится.
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Ясно. Ладно.
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Я чувствую, что могу рассказывать
тебе это, что ты моя сестра, понимаешь?
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Да. Кажется понимаю.
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И потом потрогал твою подругу
и ты разозлилась на меня.
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Ну, я не очень-то разозлилась,
понимаешь?
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Ты чуточку разозлилась.
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Да, я очень извиняюсь.
Понимаешь, я очень...
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Ладно.
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Вот, это моя любимая часть выходных.
Прямо сейчас. Вот эта.
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Эта?
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Ну конечно. Мы ходили на Таймс сквер.
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Нашли звёзды нинзя. Мою руку
почти сломала шлюха.
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Она не шлюха.
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Когда я буду это рассказывать
друзьям, она ею будет.
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На 3!
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1, 2,
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Почему не на 2?
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Почему на 2?
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Потому, что быстрее.
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Мы могли бы сосчитать до трёх 4 раза,
без этих разговоров про 2.
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- Хорошо, но в будущем.
- Тяжёлая штука! Она легче не становится!
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1, 2
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Так мы подымаем на 2?
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Хорошая работа, Джо.
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Ух ты.
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Большая.
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Такая большая, что наши
двери кажутся меньше.
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Может, рулетка неправильная.
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Может, все рулетки неправильные.
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Не так уж плохо. Подумаешь, закрывает
немного твоей немного моей двери.
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У меня идея получше.
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Как насчёт того, если она будет закрывать
ничуть моей и много твоей двери?
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Слушай, пока не забыл,
та сторона ещё сыровата.
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Так, давайте проверим,
всё ли правильно.
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Это полу-кофеиновое, двойное,
немного ореховое...
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...обезжиренное, без пенки, со шляпкой,
подогретое латте, правильно?
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Ладно. Отлично.
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Урод.
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Спасибо.
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Кофе с собой, пожалуйста.
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Изабелла Росселини!
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Ты серьёзно? Боже мой!
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Чёрт! Не могу поверить,
что вычеркнул её из списка!
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А что? Иначе бы ты
её закадрил?
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00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:26,581
Да, возможно.
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Ты врёшь.
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Ты думаешь, что я бы
не подошёл к ней?
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Росс. У тебя ушло 10 лет,
чтобы признаться в симпатии мне.
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Да? Чтож, мисси, радуйся, что
список заламинирован.
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Знаешь что, дорогой? Давай, вперёд...
Назовём её альтернативой.
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Ладно. Подержи пирожок.
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Рейч, ты серьёзно собираешься
дать ему попробовать?
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Дорогая. Он готовится подкатить
к Изабелле Росселини...
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Жалко, что нет попкорна.
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Я - Росс.
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Вы меня не знаете, но я
большой, большой ваш поклонник.
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В смысле...
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...Синий Бархат.
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Я, вот, думаю, могу ли я
купить вам чашечку кофе.
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Или оплатить этот ваш.
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00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,300
А вы не с той девушкой там?
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00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:30,984
Ну, да, вроде как.
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00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,694
Но это ничего.
С этим всё в порядке.
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00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:38,638
У нас у каждого есть список пяти
знаменитых людей, и вы были в моём.
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00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:41,772
Так что, я могу с вами переспать.
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00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:45,152
Это честь для меня.
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00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,699
Я даже не знаю...
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Стойте. Стойте, Изабелла.
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00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:55,176
Не отвергайте так сразу. Такая
возможность подворачивается только раз.
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Да, для тебя.
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00:19:58,638 --> 00:19:59,785
Это тот список?
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- Да.
- Могу я посмотреть?
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Нет.
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- Да ладно...
- Ну, хорошо.
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Меня нет в списке!
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00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:09,368
Но это не окончательный вариант.
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00:20:09,454 --> 00:20:10,996
Но он заламинирован.
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00:20:13,135 --> 00:20:15,788
Ладно, видите ли, вы были
в моём списке.
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00:20:15,886 --> 00:20:18,277
Но потом мой друг Чендлер...
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00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:23,976
...резонно заметил, что вы
слишком много ездите.
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И я заменил вас Вайноной Райдер.
Местной.
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Понимаешь, какое совпадение,
ведь у меня есть список...
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00:20:31,246 --> 00:20:34,063
...пяти тупейших парней из кофейни.
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00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:38,961
И вчера я заменила тебя
на того парня там.
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Будем просто друзьями.
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Знаешь что?
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Спорим, ты туда поместишься?
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00:20:59,278 --> 00:21:02,082
А мои пять баксов говорят,
что ты - нет.
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00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,568
Выписывай чек, мистер.
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00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:08,778
О, думаю, у меня хватит налички.
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00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,868
Ты попался, парень!
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00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,024
Я полностью влез!
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Да. Ты меня провёл.
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Пропала моя пятёрка.
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На, держи.
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Спасибо.
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О, здравствуйте, мр. Линкольн!
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В следующий раз тебе повезёт,
приятель!
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И я плачу за напитки!
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