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Janice has a question.
Who of the six of you...
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... has slept with
who of the six of you?
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Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.
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I'm sorry, the answer there
would be none of us.
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Come on. Over the years, none of you
ever got, you know, drunk and stupid?
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Well, that's really
a different question.
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I find it hard to believe
that a group of people who spends...
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... as much time together as you
guys do has never bumped uglies.
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Well, there was that one time
that Monica and Rachel got together.
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- What?
- What?
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Excuse me, there was no time.
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Okay, but let's say there was.
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How might that go?
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Okay. Okay.
Well, then answer me this:
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Have any of you ever almost... ?
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- Anybody need more coffee?
- Hey, there's a dog out there!
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The One With the Flashback
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- That is so unfortunate.
- What?
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Cute Naked Guy's really
starting to put on weight.
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I'll be back in just a minute.
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Oh, Phoebe, I'm sorry that I left
lipstick marks on the phone.
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You didn't leave lipstick marks
on the phone.
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Then it must have been you. Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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- That's why I moved out.
- Hey, while we're on that...
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... when are you gonna tell my sister
you don't live here anymore?
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I think on some level,
she already knows.
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She doesn't know that
you sneak out every night.
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She doesn't know
that you sneak back...
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... and she doesn't know you've been
at your grandmother's for a week.
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Okay, well, maybe not on those levels.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm never gonna find a roommate.
Ever.
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Nobody good?
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Well, let's see.
There was the guy with the ferrets.
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That's plural.
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The spitter. And the guy
who enjoyed my name so much...
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... he felt the need to make
a noise every time he said it.
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"Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing.
Bing!"
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"Great apartment, Chandler Bing.
Bing!"
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- How many more do you have tomorrow?
- Two.
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This photographer
who seemed really dull...
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... and this actor guy who
I'm not sure about because...
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... when I answered the phone
"Chandler Bing"...
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... he said, "Whoa! Short message!"
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Foot on the floor
or come over no more.
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Sure, your dresser is missing,
but this she notices.
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- What?
- I have to go.
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Carol should be home by now, so...
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- How's it going with you guys?
- Better, actually.
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I think I finally figured out why we
were having so much trouble lately.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah. You know how I have you guys?
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She doesn't have any close
friends that are just hers.
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But last week, she met this woman
at the gym, Susan something.
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And they really hit it off, and
I think it's gonna make a difference.
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So, Eric...
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... what kind of photography do you do?
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Oh, mostly fashion.
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So there may be models here
sometimes. I hope that's cool.
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Yes, that is cool.
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Because I have models here,
you know...
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... never.
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What else?
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During the summer I spend most
weekends at my sister's beach house...
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... which you are welcome to use.
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Although I should probably tell you,
she's a porn star.
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Well, listen, I still have
one more person to meet...
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... but unless it turns out
to be your sister...
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... I think your chances
are pretty good.
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All right.
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Bedroom, bathroom, living room.
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This right here is the kitchen,
and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye.
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Don't you wanna
ask me any questions?
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Sure.
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What's up?
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Well, I'm an actor.
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I'm fairly neat.
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I got my own TV.
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Oh, and don't worry, I'm totally
okay with the gay thing.
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What gay thing?
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Just, you know, in general.
The whole people being gay thing.
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Totally cool with that.
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Okay, Jerry.
Thanks for stopping by.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, Mon.
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- Wanna hear something that sucks?
- Do I ever!
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- Chris says they're closing down the bar.
- No way!
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Apparently, they're turning
it into a coffee place.
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Just coffee?
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- Where are we gonna hang out now?
- You got me.
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- Can I get a beer, please?
- Hey, did you pick a roommate?
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- You betcha.
- Is it the Italian guy?
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Yeah, right.
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He's so cute.
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That's what I want.
A roommate I can walk around with...
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... and be referred to as the funny one.
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Pool table's free. Rack them up.
Back in a minute.
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Get ready for me to whip your butt.
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Okay, but after that,
we're shooting some pool.
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No, no, no, no.
Excuse me? Hello? Hi.
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My friend ordered an onion...
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... not an olive.
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And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke...
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... which I don't think this is.
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- I am so sorry.
- That's all right.
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I mean, how hard is it to get
a couple drinks right, huh?
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I would like to propose a toast...
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... to the woman who, in one year
from today, will become...
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... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber, D. D. S.
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I think it's time
to see the ring again.
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Isn't it exciting? I mean,
it's like having a boyfriend for life.
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Yeah. I know.
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What?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Well, maybe it's just the idea...
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... of Barry for the rest of my life.
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I don't know, I think I...
I feel like I need to have one last fling...
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... you know, just to sort of get it
out of my system.
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- Rachel, stop!
- You're so bad!
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I'm serious. I really think
I need to just have...
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... some meaningless sex,
you know?
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With the next guy I see.
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Excuse me, I seem to have
dropped my ball.
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Yeah, so?
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And now I've picked it up again.
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My God!
I went to high school with her.
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Rachel!
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Hi!
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Monica!
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Look! Hi! What do you think?
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Oh, my God!
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You can't even see
where the Titanic hit it.
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Yes, his name is Barry.
He's a doctor, thank you very much.
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Just like you always wanted.
Congratulations.
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Thank you. So how about you?
Are you seeing anybody?
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Not right now.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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I know.
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So I think I'll get back
to my friend.
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Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.
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Listen, can we please have lunch
the next time I'm in the city?
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That'd be great.
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Ten bucks says I never see
that woman again in my life.
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No, honey, really. It's fine.
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Just...
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Go with Susan.
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Really, I think...
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I think girls' night out
is a great idea.
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Okay. Okay. Bye.
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- So, what are they doing?
- I don't know. Something girly.
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Hey, you're early.
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What are you doing with the lamp?
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I'm just taking it to get rewired.
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Don't take it to the place you took the
stereo. They've had that for over a week.
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No! Mr. Heckles, no one is making
any noise up here.
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You're disturbing my oboe practice.
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- You don't play the oboe.
- I could play the oboe.
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Then I'm gonna have to ask you
to keep it down.
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Who are you?
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I'm Eric, I'm gonna be
Chandler's new roommate.
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I'm Chandler's new roommate.
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- I don't think so.
- I could be Chandler's new roommate.
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- But he told me over the phone...
- He told me in person.
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That's weird.
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Well, I'm going to go into
my new apartment now.
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Hi, again.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Thank you so much.
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No, no, no. Don't thank me.
Thank the jerk that didn't show up.
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Okay, I gotta get to work.
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- You need some help with that?
- No, thanks. I got it.
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No. No, I don't!
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Okay?
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Stood up too fast.
Got a little head rush.
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It's the heat.
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And the humidity.
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That's a...
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That's a tough combination.
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Do you want to come in
for some lemonade?
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Like you wouldn't believe.
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This is a great place.
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Thank you.
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Just make yourself comfortable.
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Gotcha.
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So this place is really
my grandmother's.
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I got it from her
when she moved to Florida.
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Otherwise I could never
afford a place like this.
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So if the landlord ever asks...
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... I'm an 87-year-old woman who's
afraid of her VCR. You thirsty?
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You bet I am!
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Okay...
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... here's your penis!
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Oh, my God!
What the hell are you doing?
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You said, "You wanna come
in for some lemonade?"
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So?
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Were you just gonna give me lemonade?
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Cover yourself up!
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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God, I don't believe this!
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Someone asks you in for lemonade and to
you that means they want to have sex?
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Usually, yeah.
Well, not just lemonade.
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Iced tea, sometimes juice.
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Look, sorry. I just...
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I thought you liked me.
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I'm such a jerk.
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It's okay.
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I suppose it could happen to anyone.
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Not anyone I know, but...
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By the way, I can still see it.
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- Pheebs?
- Huh?
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Where's your bed?
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It's not in the apartment?
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Oh, no.
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I can't believe this
is happening again.
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- What?
- Okay, enough with the third degree!
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I don't live here anymore.
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- What are you talking about?
- I'm sorry.
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I don't live here anymore.
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I didn't know how to tell you.
But, you know, everybody else knows.
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Everybody knows?
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That was supposed to be a good thing.
I forget why.
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Monica, I...
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Do you know, okay, I couldn't
sleep for, like, a month...
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... because I got a dot of ink
on one of the sofa cushions?
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Well, you could've just
turned the cushion over.
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I would have, except I had
a spaghetti stain on the other side.
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What?
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Okay. This is what I'm talking about.
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I need to live in a land
where people can spill!
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Well, you can spill.
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In the sink.
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Oh, honey. It's not your fault,
you know. This is who you are.
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And I love you.
And I want us to be friends.
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And if I keep living here,
I don't see that happening.
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- I love you too.
- Oh, good.
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What?
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What? I'm just sad.
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No, you're not.
You're wondering which cushion it is.
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- So, what are you watching?
- Baywatch.
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What's it about?
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Lifeguards.
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Well, it sounds kind of stup...
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Who's she?
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Nicole Eggert.
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We like her.
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Wow! Look at them run!
252
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,300
They do that a lot.
253
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,500
Hey, you want a beer?
254
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,800
- Yeah, I'll go get one.
- Don't get up. I got a cooler right here.
255
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,600
- Hello!
- Hey.
256
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,200
Do you have any beers?
We're out of beers.
257
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Help yourself.
258
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,100
You okay?
259
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,000
Phoebe moved out.
260
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Right.
261
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,100
I don't understand.
262
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:49,700
Am I so hard to live with?
Is this why I don't have a boyfriend?
263
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No!
264
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,100
You don't have a boyfriend because...
265
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I don't know why
you don't have a boyfriend.
266
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You should have a boyfriend.
267
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,900
Well, I think so.
268
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,600
Come here.
269
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,900
Come here.
270
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,600
Listen, you are one
of my favorite people...
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... and the most beautiful woman
I've ever known in real life.
272
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,900
Hi.
273
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,200
Where is everybody?
274
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,300
Oh, it's already closed. Chris gave me
the keys to lock up. What is wrong?
275
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,500
I think my marriage...
276
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... is kind of over.
277
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,100
Oh, no! Why?
278
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Because Carol's a lesbian.
279
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,500
And...
280
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,200
And I'm not one.
281
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,800
And apparently it's not
a mix-and-match situation.
282
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,000
Oh, my God!
283
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,700
I don't believe it!
284
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,600
Oh, you poor bunny.
285
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,400
I'm an idiot.
286
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,100
I mean, I should have seen it.
287
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:20,300
I mean, Carol and I would be out,
and she'd see some beautiful woman...
288
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,400
... and she'd be, "Ross! Look at her!"
289
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:28,400
And I'd think, "God, my wife is cool. "
290
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,000
Hey, do you think
that Susan person is her lover?
291
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,400
Well, now I do!
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00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,000
I'm sorry.
293
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,800
Seven years!
294
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,100
I mean, we've been together
seven years.
295
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,200
She's the only woman
who's ever loved me.
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She's the only woman I've ever...
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00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,300
Oh, Ross.
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00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,300
This is nice.
299
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,200
I know. It is, isn't it?
300
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:14,800
No, I mean it.
This feels really good.
301
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,600
Is it a hundred percent cotton?
302
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,900
Yeah.
And I got it on sale too.
303
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,100
Anyway, I should go.
304
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:30,300
One of the lifeguards was just about
to dismantle a nuclear device.
305
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,400
If you want to get
a drink later, we can.
306
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,000
That sounds great.
307
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:39,600
- Oh, and listen, it's gonna be...
- I know.
308
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,900
Thanks.
309
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,200
Maybe this wouldn't have happened
if I'd been more nurturing...
310
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:53,000
... or I'd paid more attention...
311
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,600
... or I had a uterus.
312
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,400
- I can't believe it.
- I know.
313
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,800
You know, you don't deserve this.
You don't, Ross. You're really...
314
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,700
- You're so good.
- Thanks.
315
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,600
And you're so sweet.
316
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,200
- Thanks.
- And you're kind.
317
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,600
Thanks.
318
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,300
Come here.
319
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,800
Wait, wait, wait.
320
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,400
Okay. It's okay.
321
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,500
Wait, wait, wait!
My foot is stuck in the pocket.
322
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,300
What?
323
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,300
- What?
- I can't get it out.
324
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,100
That's not something
a girl wants to hear.
325
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,700
Come on, don't start.
326
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,600
- What?
- Stupid balls are in the way.
327
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,100
Oh, well.
328
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:17,600
That probably wouldn't have been
the most constructive solution.
329
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,100
You have chalk on your face.
330
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,400
Oh, Ross, you're right. I don't know why
I always thought this was real grass.
331
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,700
Honey, you okay?
332
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,900
My wife's a lesbian.
333
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,600
Cool!
334
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,600
Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross.
335
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,300
- Hey.
- How's it going?
336
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,400
I can't believe you came back.
337
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,800
Don't say anything.
338
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000
I don't wanna speak.
I don't wanna think.
339
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:05,800
I just want you to take me and kiss me
and make love to me right here...
340
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
... right now.
341
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,900
Rachel.
342
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,400
Rachel!
343
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,000
- What?
- You missed the exit.
344
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:26,700
- Oh. Sorry.
- My God, what were you thinking about?
345
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,900
Barry.
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У Дженис есть вопрос.
Кто из вашей шестерки...
2
00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,520
...переспал с кем
из вашей шестерки?
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00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,960
Ух ты, прямо как задачка
по порноматематике.
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Извини, но ответ будет - никто.
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Что, за столько лет никто спьяну
никого не трахнул?
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00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,320
Извини, но это уже
совсем другой вопрос
7
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Не верю, что молодые люди,
проводящие вместе столько времени...
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...до сих пор не перетрахали
друг друга
9
00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,160
Как-то раз сложилось
у Моники и Рэйчел
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00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,680
Что?
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00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,080
Извини, ничего у нас не "сложилось"
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Ладно... но соврать-то можно
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00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,080
Интересно, как бы это было?
14
00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,840
Тогда скажите мне вот что:
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Кто-нибудь из вас почти...?
16
00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,840
- Кто хочет еще кофе?
- Ой, а там собачка!
17
00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,160
3-й сезон, 6-я серия:
"Воспоминания о прошлом"
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- Какое несчастье.
- Что такое?
19
00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,760
Симпатичный Голый Дядечка
начал набирать вес
20
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Я вернусь через минуту
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Извини, что я оставила на телефоне
следы помады
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00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,720
Ты не оставила на телефоне
никакой помады
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Ой, извини! Значит, это ты. Пока
24
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Пока!
25
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- Вот почему я переехала от нее.
- Кстати, раз уж мы вспомнили...
26
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...когда ты скажешь моей сестре,
что больше здесь не живешь?
27
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На определенном уровне
она уже знает
28
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Она не знает, что ты каждый вечер
украдкой уходишь...
29
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...а утром возвращаешься...
30
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...и что ты уже неделю
живешь у бабушки
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00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,600
Ну, значит, не на этом уровне
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Я никогда не найду себе соседа.
Никогда
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Всё так плохо?
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Был чувак, разводивший хорьков
35
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Много хорьков
36
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Еще который плевался. И еще один,
который так любил мою фамилию...
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...что подчеркивал это
при каждом ее упоминании
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"Приятно познакомиться,
Чендлер Бинг, Бинг!"
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"Ух ты какая квартира,
Чендлер Бинг, Бинг!"
40
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- Сколько будет сегодня?
- Двое.
41
00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,040
Один фотограф, тупой и занудный
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00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,960
И один актер, насчет которого
я сильно сомневаюсь
43
00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,520
Когда я ответил по телефону
"Чендлер Бинг"...
44
00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,560
...он сказал: "Ха!
Смешной автоответчик!"
45
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Ноги на пол, или выйди нА холл!
46
00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,560
В квартире не хватает твоего трюмо,
а она замечает ЭТО
47
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- Что?
- Мне пора.
48
00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,560
Кэрол уже должна придти, так что...
49
00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,280
- Как у вас с ней дела?
- Уже получше.
50
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Я наконец понял, почему у нас
столько проблем
51
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- Да ну?
- Ага. Вот у меня есть вы, правда?
52
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А у нее нет близких друзей -
только ее друзей
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Но на той неделе она познакомилась
в спортзале с женщиной, Сюзан как-то-там
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Они подружились, и теперь
все будет по-другому
55
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Итак, Эрик...
56
00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,520
...что ты фотографируешь?
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В основном моду
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Ко мне могут приходить модели.
Это ничего?
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Это очень даже ничего
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У меня тоже тут модели...
61
00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,560
...никогда не бывали
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Летом я провожу выходные на море,
на даче сестры...
63
00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,800
...куда можешь приезжать и ты
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00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:18,600
Правда, должен предупредить -
она порнозвезда
65
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Ну что ж, у меня еще один кандидат
66
00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,880
Но если это не окажется твоя сестра...
67
00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,760
...то у тебя очень хорошие шансы
68
00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,600
Ну вот
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Спальня, ванная, гостиная
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Вот здесь кухня,
и спасибо, что зашел. Пока!
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Даже не задашь мне пару вопросов?
72
00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,000
Задам
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00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,520
Как вообще жизнь?
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Ну, я актер
75
00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,440
Довольно аккуратный
76
00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,320
У меня свой телевизор
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00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:02,600
И не волнуйся, я ничего не имею
против голубых
78
00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,680
Каких голубых?
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00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:11,840
Ну, знаешь, вообще. В целом.
Когда люди бывают голубыми
80
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Ничего против не имею
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Ну все, Джерри.
Спасибо, что зашел
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00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,560
Привет, Мон
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00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,960
- Хочешь услышать гадость?
- Давай, для разнообразия!
84
00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,760
- Крис говорит - бар закрывается.
- Да ты что!
85
00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,080
Его превратят в кофейню
86
00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,120
То есть кофе, и всё?
87
00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,880
- А где мы будем зависать?
- И я о том же.
88
00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,560
- Можно мне пива?
- Ты уже выбрал себе соседа?
89
00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,960
- Еще бы.
- Того итальянца?
90
00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,480
Ага, сейчас
91
00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:01,560
Он такой симпатичный!
92
00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,440
Как раз то, что мне нужно.
Чтобы когда мы вместе...
93
00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,240
...меня называли "тот, смешной"
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00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,680
Стол освободился. Выставляй шары.
Я сейчас
95
00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,080
Готовься -
сейчас надаю тебе по жопе
96
00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:16,600
Ладно, а после того
можно и шары покатать
97
00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,120
Извините? Эй! Привет!
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00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,560
Моя подруга заказывала с луком...
99
00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,480
...а не с оливкой
100
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А я - ром с диетической колой...
101
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...а не вот это
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- Ради бога, извините.
- Все в порядке.
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Неужели так трудно
не перепутать пару бокалов?
104
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Я хотела бы предложить тост...
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...за женщину, которая через год станет...
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...миссис Барри Фарбер,
супругой доктора медицины
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Пора еще разок взглянуть на колечко
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Правда, здорово?
Как будто заводишь парня на всю жизнь!
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Ага. Я знаю
110
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Что?
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Ну не знаю
112
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Просто мысль о том...
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...что Барри - и на всю жизнь
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Тут мне подумалось...
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что хорошо бы последний разок...
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...ну, чтобы потом не жалеть
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- Рэйчел, перестань!
- Ты такая развратная!
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Я серьезно. Мне действительно
хочется последний раз...
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...обыкновенного тупого секса,
поняли?
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С первым встречным
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Извините, я, кажется, уронил шарик
122
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Ну и?
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А теперь опять его поднял
124
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О боже! Я с ней в школе училась
125
00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,320
Смотри! Опа! Что скажешь?
126
00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,760
О боже!
127
00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,880
Даже не видно, где об него
ударился "Титаник"
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Да, его зовут Барри. Он врач,
спасибо за поздравления
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Ты всегда хотела врача. Поздравляю
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Спасибо. А как ты?
У тебя есть кто-то?
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Сейчас нет
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Да ладно, это нормально
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Сама знаю
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В общем, я пойду к своему другу
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Ага. Конечно-конечно
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Давай пообедаем, когда я
следующий раз буду в городе, а?
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Было бы здорово
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- Ну и хорошо.
- Спасибо.
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Ставлю десять баксов,
что никогда ее больше не увижу
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Нет, дорогая, правда все в порядке
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Просто...
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...отправляйся с Сюзан
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Да, я так думаю...
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Устроить девичник - отличная мысль
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Ну все, ладно. Пока
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- Что у них будет?
- Не знаю. Что-то девчачье.
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Привет, а ты рано
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Что ты делаешь с лампой?
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Несу ее в ремонт
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Только не туда, куда стереосистему.
Ее там уже неделю держат
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Мистер Хеклз, никто здесь не шумит
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Вы мешаете мне играть на гобое
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- Вы не играете на гобое.
- Я мог бы играть на гобое.
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Тогда я бы вас просила
играть потише
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Вы кто?
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- Я Эрик, новый сосед Чендлера.
- Я - новый сосед Чендлера.
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- Нет, не думаю.
- Я мог бы быть новым соседом Чендлера.
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- Но он сказал мне по телефону...
- А мне он сказал лично.
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Это странно
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А теперь я пойду
в свою новую квартиру
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Еще раз привет
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Спасибо большое
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Не мне, а тому придурку,
который не пришел
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Все, мне пора на работу
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- Помощь нужна?
- Нет, спасибо. Сам справлюсь.
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Нет, не справлюсь!
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Ты в порядке?
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Встал слишком быстро.
Голова закружилась
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Это от жары
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И влажности
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Это...
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...убойное сочетание
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Хочешь зайти выпить лимонаду?
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Так хочу, что аж не верится
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Отличная квартира
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Спасибо
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Чувствуй себя как дома
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Договорились
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Вообще-то это квартира моей бабушки
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Она переехала во Флориду и оставила
ее мне. Сама бы я ее не потянула
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Так что если управдом спросит...
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...то я девяностолетняя старушка,
которая боится видиков. Пить будем?
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Еще как!
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Ну вот...
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...и твой... пенис!
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О господи! Какого черта ты делаешь?
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Ты же сказала: "Хочешь зайти
выпить лимонаду?"
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Ну и?
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Ты что, собиралась просто
дать мне лимонаду?
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Прикройся!
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А, ну да. Извини
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Господи, глазам не верю!
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Если тебя зовут на лимонад,
то это должно означать секс?
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Обычно да. Ну, не только лимонад
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Чай со льдом, иногда сок
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Ну извини. Я подумал...
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Что я тебе понравился
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Какой я идиот
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Да ничего
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Это могло случиться с каждым
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Не из числа моих знакомых, но...
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Кстати, я все еще его вижу
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Где твоя кровать?
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Ее нет в квартире?
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Господи, только не это снова!
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- Что?
- Ну хватит уже с уровнями!
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Я здесь больше не живу
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- Что ты несешь?
- Извини.
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Я здесь больше не живу
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Я не знала, как сказать.
Но все остальные уже знают
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Все знают?
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Это должно было тебя утешить.
Забыла, как именно
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А ты знаешь, что я месяц не спала...
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...потому что поставила
чернильное пятно на диванной подушке?
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Могла бы ее просто перевернуть
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Перевернула бы, но на другой стороне
пятно от спагетти
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Что?
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Вот об этом-то я и говорю
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Я хочу жить в стране,
где люди имеют право разливать!
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Ты имеешь право разливать
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В раковину
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Радость моя, это не твоя вина.
Ты просто такая, какая есть
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И я тебя люблю.
И хочу с тобой дружить
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А если я останусь тут жить,
этого не будет никогда
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- И я тебя люблю.
- Вот и славно.
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Что?
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А что? Просто грущу
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Нет, ты высматриваешь ту подушку
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Что смотришь?
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"Спасатели Малибу"
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Это о чем?
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О спасателях
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А, какая-нибудь дурость...
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Кто она?
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Николь Эггерт
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И мы ее любим
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Ого! Ничего себе, как бегут!
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Они там постоянно бегают
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Хочешь пива?
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- Я принесу.
- Не вставай. У меня тут холодильник.
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Пиво есть? У нас кончилось
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Угощайся
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Ты в порядке?
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Фиби уехала
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Точно
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Не понимаю
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Что, со мной так тяжело жить?
Поэтому у меня нет парня?
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У тебя нет парня, потому что...
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Я не знаю, почему у тебя
нет парня
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У тебя должен быть парень
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Я так думаю
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Иди ко мне
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Иди ко мне
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Слушай, ты принадлежишь к числу
моих любимцев среди людей...
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...и ты - самая красивая женщина,
которую я видел в реальной жизни
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А где все?
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Уже закрыто. Крис дал мне ключи.
Что случилось?
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Кажется, мой брак...
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...накрылся одним местом
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Ты что! Почему?
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Потому что Кэрол - лесбиянка
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А я - нет
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Очевидно, налицо
некоторая несовместимость
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О боже!
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Прямо не верится!
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Бедняжка мой
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Я идиот
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В смысле, чем я смотрел
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Вот гуляем мы с Кэрол,
она видит красивую женщину...
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...и говорит "Росс! Посмотри!"
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А я типа...
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..."Боже, какая классная жена."
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Так ты думаешь, эта Сюзан -
ее любовница?
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Теперь думаю!
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Извини
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Семь лет!
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В смысле, мы вместе семь лет
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Она - единственная женщина,
которая меня любила
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Она - единственная, с которой я...
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Как приятно
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Да, действительно приятно, правда?
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Правда-правда. Такое ощущение...
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Это стопроцентный хлопок?
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На распродаже купила!
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Ну все, мне пора
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Один из спасателей сейчас будет
разбирать атомную бомбу
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Если хочешь потом вместе выпить,
заходи
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Было бы здорово
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И кстати, все будет...
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Я знаю
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Спасибо
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Может, этого не случилось бы,
если бы я больше заботился...
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...или уделял больше внимания...
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...или имел матку
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- Не могу поверить.
- Точно.
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Знаешь, ты этого не заслуживаешь.
Не заслуживаешь, Росс
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- Ты такой хороший.
- Спасибо.
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И такой милый
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- Спасибо.
- И добрый.
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Спасибо.
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Иди ко мне
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Подожди-подожди
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Все нормально
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Подожди-подожди!
Нога застряла в лузе
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- Что такое?
- Не могу вытащить.
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Девушки не это хотят слышать
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Вот не надо этого
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Что такое?
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Идиотские шары мешают
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Ну вот
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Может, это было бы не самое
конструктивное решение
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У тебя на лице мел
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Ты прав. С чего это я решила,
что это настоящая трава?
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Солнышко, что с тобой?
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Моя жена - лесбиянка
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Классно!
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Росс, это Джоуи. Джоуи, это Росс
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Глазам не верю - ты вернулась!
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Ничего не говори
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Я не хочу говорить.
Я не хочу думать
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Я хочу, чтобы ты схватил меня,
поцеловал и взял прямо здесь...
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...прямо сейчас
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Ты пропустила поворот
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Извините
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Господи, о чем ты думала?
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О Барри...
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