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I can't believe
my little brother's married!
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Why didn't you tell me
you were eloping?
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Well, we were at court,
eating lunch...
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Why were you at court?
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Lunch.
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We were like...
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...we're here, we're having lunch.
Let's get married! Right?
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A year ago, I didn't know I had
a brother. Now I have a sister!
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Oh, it's so great.
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Stop it! Don't!
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I'll get you a gift now.
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Is there anything you need?
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We've been trying to get pregnant.
Thought we'd get a jump on things.
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No one's getting any younger.
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Because the thing is, we're not
able to, you know, conceive.
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We've seen a bunch of doctors.
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They say that our only chance
to have a baby...
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...is that if they take my sperm,
her egg, put it together in a dish...
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...and put it into another girl.
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We were wondering
if you could be that girl.
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That's a really nice gift.
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I was thinking of a gravy boat.
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The One with Phoebe's Uterus
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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.
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Check it out!
Guess what job I just got.
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I don't know, but Donald Trump
wants his blue blazer black.
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Blue blazer back.
He wants it back.
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You said "black". Why would he
want his blue blazer black?
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Well, you know what I meant.
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You messed it up.
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You're stupid.
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So what job'd you get?
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Tour guide at the museum.
Ross got it for me.
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Don't you have to be
a dinosaur expert?
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They give you
all the information.
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It's like memorizing a script.
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On your left, tyrannosaurus rex,
from the Jurassic Period.
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Very nice.
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Yeah, actually, Joey,
it's the Cretaceous Period.
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But I can pronounce Jurassic.
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Frank Jr. And Alice got married!
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Oh, my God!
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They're having a baby!
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They want me to grow it
for them in my uterus!
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- My God!
- Are you serious?
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You're thinking of
having sex with your brother?
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Ew! And, oh no!
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They want me to be the surrogate.
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It's her egg and his sperm.
I'm the oven. It's their bun.
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What did you say?
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I had to think about it,
but what is there to think of?
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I'll be giving someone
the greatest gift.
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You'll carry their child,
and get them a Sony PlayStation?
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This is an incredible thing to do.
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But there are things to think about.
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Yeah, you'd be pregnant.
I mean pregnant.
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I know.
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You'll put your body
through an awful lot.
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I mean, morning sickness, labor.
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It's all for somebody else.
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Yeah. What's your point?
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Well, the stuff I just mentioned.
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I couldn't do that.
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I figure, the first time I had a baby,
it'd be with someone I love.
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And that baby was, you know...
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...a keeper.
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You were more supportive when
I wanted to make denim furniture.
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If you decide to do this,
we'll be supportive like crazy.
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Just think it through.
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Talk to somebody who's had a baby.
Like your mom.
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My mom never gave birth.
Oh! But my birth mom did!
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I love this tushy!
Can I take it to work with me?
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Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway.
It came with the pants.
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I am so jealous.
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You guys are just right there.
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Right where?
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The beginning, where
it's all sex and talking...
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...and sex and talking.
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You got to love the talking.
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And the sex?
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We haven't had sex.
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What's the big deal?
This is special.
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I want our love to grow
before moving to the next level.
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Oh, Chandler, that is so nice.
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That is really nice...
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...lying!
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- No way is that the reason.
- Why?
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You're not mature enough
to understand that!
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He's right. I'm totally lying.
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Then what is it?
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Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.
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And you're afraid you won't
be able to fill his shoes?
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I'm afraid I won't
make love as well as him.
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I was going for the metaphor.
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I was saying the actual words.
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He's had girlfriends.
It doesn't mean he's great in bed.
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We share a wall.
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Either he's great, or she liked
to agree with him a lot.
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It'll be different. The sex will be
great because you are in love.
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Just go for it.
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Yeah, you should.
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All right. I'll sleep
with my girlfriend.
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But I'm just doing it for you guys.
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Now, the mastodon is from
the semi-late Jurassic Period.
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Isn't the mastodon
from the Pliocene Epoch?
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This is a museum. No talking.
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Right down here we have...
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...a large foot.
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And over here we have Ross Geller.
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Everyone wave "hi" to Ross.
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Ross is one of our scientists.
Look at him hard at work.
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Okay, moving right along.
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Come on.
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It's open. Come in.
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- I'm sorry I'm late.
- That's okay.
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I had time to finish
glazing my nipples.
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You go all out
when you're expecting company.
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I was working on my pottery.
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Oh! I didn't know
that you did pot.
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Mostly nudes. It combines
my two passions: Pottery and erotica.
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Erottery!
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Thanks for coming out to see me.
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I thought it'd be a good idea to
talk about this baby stuff in person.
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I don't think it's a good idea.
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Why not?
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You'd be giving up a baby.
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And I really don't...
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I don't know if anything I say...
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...would make you understand the pain
of giving up a baby.
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No, no, I understand the pain.
Don't hurt the puppy!
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No, no. The puppy is yours.
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I get a puppy?
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But for only three days.
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Why?
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I realize I don't have any right
to start getting parenty on you now.
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Look at me and not the puppy.
It's very important.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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I gave up two babies.
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I only wish I had someone
who'd given up babies that told me...
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...how terrible it is.
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It'd be something you'd regret
every day for the rest of your life.
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So however hard it is for you
to give up this puppy...
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...it'd be a million times harder
to give up a child.
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I shouldn't have given you
the puppy first.
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Could you sit there? I'm saving
this seat for my friend Ross.
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You mean Dr. Geller?
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Doctor? I didn't know
he had a nickname.
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Oh, he won't sit here.
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Only people in white coats
sit there.
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Only people in blue blazers
sit here.
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How come?
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That's how it is.
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That's crazy.
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It's crazy in a perfect world:
A world without lab coats and blazers.
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But you not in a perfect world.
You in a museum now.
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See that scientist?
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He and I used to play together
in grade school, but now...
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Peter! Hey, Peter!
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It's me, Rhonda from P.S. 129?
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I shared my pudding with you, man!
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I gave you my snack pack!
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See? He pretend
he don't even hear me!
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Everyone's pretending
they don't hear you.
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I don't know about your jackets
and separate tables...
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...but Ross is my friend.
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And if I save him a seat,
he will sit in it.
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Here! I saved you a seat!
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I'm cool here.
I'll catch up with you later.
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This is saved.
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Gift shop.
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I'm sorry about
what happened today.
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You do what you got to do.
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The scientists and the tour guides
never sit together.
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It's like that everywhere.
Mon, back me up.
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Where you work, the waiters
eat with the waiters.
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And the chefs eat
with the other chefs?
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I eat by myself in the alley,
because everybody hates me.
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Look, Ross.
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It's no big deal.
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You wear a white coat.
I wear a blue blazer.
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If that means we can't be
friends at work, so be it.
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I understand, you know?
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When I'm in a play and you're in
the audience, I don't talk to you.
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So it's, you know, it's cool.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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When we're in the audience,
he does wave.
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Why's Phoebe singing
to Karl Malden?
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I think it's time for puppy
to go out again.
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Come on, let's go to the balcony.
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The street.
Come on, let's go to the street.
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Don't go on the balcony
until after I get back.
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So, did you do it?
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Yes, yes, we had the sex.
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It was bad?
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It was fine, but she didn't agree
with me as strongly as with Joey.
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She was like, "I see your point.
I'm all right with it."
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There's not always a lot of agreement
the first time.
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Yeah. Not for girls, anyway.
Guys agree like that.
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Look, you have to help me.
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I mean...
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I know what to do with a woman.
It's always nice.
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I need to know...
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...what makes it go from nice to...
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..."My God! Somebody's killing her
in there!"
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I'll show you something
a lot of guys don't know.
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All right.
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Now.
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You don't have to draw an actual...
Whoa, she's hot!
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Everyone knows the erogenous zones.
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You got one, two, three...
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...four...
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...five, six and seven.
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There are seven?
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Let me see that.
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That's one?
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Kind of an important one.
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I was looking at it upside down.
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Well, you know sometimes that helps.
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Most guys will hit one, two, three
and then go to seven and set up camp.
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That's bad?
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At Disneyland, you don't spend
the whole day on the Matterhorn.
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You might if it were like seven.
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The important thing is
to take your time.
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You want to hit them all...
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...mix them up.
Keep them on their toes.
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Oh, toes!
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For some people.
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All right.
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You could start out
with a little one.
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A two.
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A one, two, three.
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A three.
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A five.
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A four.
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A three, two.
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Two. A two, four, six.
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Two, four, six.
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Four. Two.
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Two. Four, seven!
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Five, seven! Six, seven!
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Seven! Seven!
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Dr. Geller?
There's a seat here.
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Thank you, Dr. Phillips.
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But I'm having my lunch...
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...at this table.
Here in the middle.
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I'm eating...
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...right here
with my good friend, Joey.
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If he'll sit with me.
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I will sit with you, Dr. Geller.
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You know...
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...we work in a museum
of natural history.
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And yet, there is something...
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...unnatural...
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...about the way we eat lunch.
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I look around, and you know what I see?
I see division.
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Division between people in white coats
and people in blue blazers.
257
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I ask myself, "My God, why?"
258
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Now, I say we shed these coats...
259
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...that separate us.
260
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And we get to know
the people underneath.
261
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I'm Ross!
262
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,700
I'm divorced and I have a kid!
263
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,200
I'm Joey! I'm an actor!
264
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:13,300
I don't know squat about dinosaurs!
265
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:19,000
I'm Ted, and I just moved here,
and New York really scares me.
266
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- There you go!
- Hang in there, Teddy!
267
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,500
I'm Andrew.
268
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And I didn't pay for this pear.
269
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Okay. Good for you.
270
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:37,500
I'm Rhonda!
And these aren't real!
271
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Wow, Rhonda.
272
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:47,300
- I'm Scott.
- Yeah, okay, Scott!
273
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I flip the light switch on and off
17 times when I leave a room...
274
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...or my family will die.
275
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,200
My mom will be here soon.
276
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I can't. I can't give him up.
277
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Yes, no. I can.
278
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I don't want to.
279
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But I can.
280
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:14,600
I can't watch this.
It's like "Sophie's Choice".
281
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You know, I never saw that.
282
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,200
Oh, it was only okay.
283
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,800
I can't do this.
284
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,300
My mom was right.
If I can't give him up...
285
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,500
...there's no way
I can give up a baby.
286
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,700
Frank and Alice
are going to be so crushed.
287
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,600
What else can I give them?
A kidney!
288
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,500
We were in the neighborhood.
289
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,200
We want to let you know that
there's still no pressure.
290
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:53,000
If there was something you wanted
to say, we'll be right there.
291
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,200
Who's this little guy?
292
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:03,900
He's so cute! He reminds me
of my old dog, Tumor.
293
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:09,300
You are so precious,
I'd take you home.
294
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,200
Why don't you?
295
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,700
Are you serious?
296
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,800
Thanks.
297
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,400
- What are you doing?
- I'm okay with this.
298
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,800
You know why?
Because look at them.
299
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,800
Look how happy they are.
300
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,900
And I made that, so you know...
301
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,700
...it'll be a million times harder
to give up a baby. But God!
302
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,000
It'll feel a million times
better, right?
303
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,200
I'll do this.
I want to carry your baby.
304
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,700
Thank you so much!
305
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:52,500
You don't know what this means to us.
306
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,100
I think I'm going to cry!
307
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,300
It's going to be so great.
308
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,400
- What's going on?
- I gave them the puppy.
309
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:11,500
It made them so happy,
I decided to carry their baby.
310
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,900
- Phoebe...
- No, I know.
311
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,800
We're different, though.
312
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,100
This is a different situation.
313
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,800
I am not going to regret this.
314
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,600
I understand all that.
315
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,300
It's just, that was my puppy.
316
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,100
Would you ever be a surrogate?
317
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,100
Depends who asked.
318
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,900
What if I asked?
319
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,100
Oh, Mon, sure!
320
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,700
- Really?
- Yes.
321
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,400
You're not asking me, are you?
322
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Yes. Totally.
323
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,000
Thank you! Thank you!
324
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Thank you!
325
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,600
Yes, thank you!
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Не могу поверить
что мой младший брат женится!
2
00:00:08,854 --> 00:00:11,379
Почему ты мне не рассказал
ты скрывал?
3
00:00:11,557 --> 00:00:14,321
Ну, мы были в суде,
обедали...
4
00:00:14,526 --> 00:00:16,187
Почему вы были в суде?
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00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:18,955
Обедали.
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Мы типа...
7
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...мы здесь, мы обедаем.
Давай поженимся! Да?
8
00:00:25,537 --> 00:00:29,871
Год назад, я не знала что у меня есть
брат. Теперь у меня есть сестра!
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00:00:33,178 --> 00:00:34,975
O, это так клёво.
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Ладно.
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Ладно.
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Перестаньте, хватит.
13
00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:47,051
Я вам подарок подарю.
14
00:00:47,259 --> 00:00:49,318
Вам что-нибудь нужно?
15
00:00:52,864 --> 00:00:57,824
Мы пытались забеременеть.
Думали что надо поторопиться с этим.
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Моложе никто не становится.
17
00:01:02,274 --> 00:01:06,836
Но дело в том, что мы
не способны зачать ребенка.
18
00:01:07,045 --> 00:01:09,275
Мы ходили по врачам.
19
00:01:09,548 --> 00:01:12,608
Они говорят что единственный шанс для нас
иметь ребенка...
20
00:01:12,851 --> 00:01:17,948
...это если они возьмут мою сперму,
ее яйцеклетку, соберут их вместе на блюдце...
21
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...и засунут в другую женщину.
22
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Мы подумали
может ты сможешь быть этой женщиной.
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Это очень хороший подарок.
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Я думала о соуснике например.
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Мы знаем, что просим о многом.
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Но нам больше не к кому обратиться.
Мы могли бы заплатить кому-нибудь...
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...но у нас нет
таких денег.
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К тому же, знаешь, ты -
член семьи, и знаешь...
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...я просто не хочу, чтобы мой ребёнок
рос внутри у той, кого я не знаю.
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Можешь пока не отвечать,
подумай об этом.
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И если ты откажешься,
мы всё поймём.
32
00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:05,162
Ладно. Хорошо.
33
00:02:05,904 --> 00:02:11,308
И мы хотели узнать, не могла бы ты
подбросить нас до вокзала.
34
00:02:13,412 --> 00:02:17,405
А вот ответ на этот вопрос
нам бы не помешал прямо сейчас.
35
00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:20,481
Серия про матку Фиби
36
00:03:06,431 --> 00:03:09,696
Зацени!
Отгадай что за работу я получил.
37
00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:16,434
Я не знаю, но Дональд Трамп
хочет свой синий пиджак черным.
38
00:03:17,709 --> 00:03:18,698
Что?
39
00:03:19,311 --> 00:03:22,644
Синий пиджак черным.
Он хочет его обратно.
40
00:03:23,715 --> 00:03:27,481
Ты сказал "черным". Почему он
хочет свой синий пиджак черным?
41
00:03:29,221 --> 00:03:30,984
Ну, ты понял что я имел в виду.
42
00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:32,654
Ты облажался.
43
00:03:34,259 --> 00:03:36,124
Ты глупый.
44
00:03:38,964 --> 00:03:40,727
Так что за работа?
45
00:03:41,233 --> 00:03:43,997
Гид в музее.
Росс мне нашел.
46
00:03:44,236 --> 00:03:47,433
А разве для этого не нужно быть
экспертом по динозаврам?
47
00:03:47,639 --> 00:03:49,971
Они дают тебе
всю информацию.
48
00:03:50,242 --> 00:03:52,608
Это как запоминать сценарий.
49
00:03:52,811 --> 00:03:57,214
Слева, Тираннозавр Рекс,
из Юрского периода.
50
00:03:57,516 --> 00:03:59,177
Очень хорошо.
51
00:03:59,417 --> 00:04:02,978
Да, правда, Джоуи,
это Меловой период.
52
00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:06,921
Но я могу произнести Юрского.
53
00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,994
Фрэнк младший и Элис женятся!
54
00:04:12,597 --> 00:04:14,030
O, боже!
55
00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:15,699
У них будет ребенок!
56
00:04:17,669 --> 00:04:20,866
Они хотят чтобы я вырастила его
для них в своей матке!
57
00:04:24,609 --> 00:04:26,668
- Боже!
- Ты серьезно?
58
00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:31,504
Ты думаешь о том
чтоб переспать с братом?
59
00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:37,144
У! И, нет!
60
00:04:37,556 --> 00:04:39,683
Они хотят чтоб я была суррогатной матерью.
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00:04:39,891 --> 00:04:43,987
Это ее яйцеклетка и его сперма.
Я духовка. Это их булочка.
62
00:04:45,697 --> 00:04:46,994
Что ты ответила?
63
00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:51,158
Мне нужно подумать,
но о чем тут думать?
64
00:04:51,369 --> 00:04:54,702
Я ведь подарю кому-то
самый лучший подарок.
65
00:04:54,973 --> 00:04:59,137
Ты выносишь их ребенка,
и купишь им Sony PlayStation?
66
00:05:00,712 --> 00:05:03,146
Это замечательно.
67
00:05:03,381 --> 00:05:06,043
Но тут есть о чем подумать.
68
00:05:06,284 --> 00:05:09,617
Да, ты будешь беременной.
По-настоящему беременной.
69
00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,814
Я знаю.
70
00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:15,984
Ты подвергнешь свое тело
очень многому.
71
00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:19,493
Я об утренней тошноте, роды.
72
00:05:19,798 --> 00:05:21,356
И все это для кого-то другого.
73
00:05:21,566 --> 00:05:23,431
Да. И к чему ты ведешь?
74
00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:27,069
Ну, я всё только что сказала.
75
00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,571
Я бы не смогла.
76
00:05:29,841 --> 00:05:34,574
Я думала, первый раз когда у меня будет ребенок,
это будет с тем кого я люблю.
77
00:05:34,779 --> 00:05:36,474
И этого ребенка можно будет...
78
00:05:36,748 --> 00:05:38,238
...оставить.
79
00:05:39,017 --> 00:05:43,477
Вы меня больше поддерживали когда
я хотела сделать джинсовую мебель.
80
00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:47,522
Если ты решишься на это,
мы тебя поддержим безумно.
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00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:49,192
Просто подумай.
82
00:05:49,427 --> 00:05:52,590
Поговори с кем-нибудь, у кого есть дети.
Например с мамой.
83
00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:57,700
Моя мама никогда не рожала.
O! Но моя биологическая мама рожала!
84
00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:08,035
Люблю эти булочки!
Могу я их взять с собой на работу?
85
00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:12,439
Да, конечно. Они все равно не мои.
Поставляются со штанами.
86
00:06:17,622 --> 00:06:19,055
Я так завидую.
87
00:06:19,257 --> 00:06:21,817
Вы ведь еще там.
88
00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,860
Да.
89
00:06:24,496 --> 00:06:25,622
Где там?
90
00:06:26,798 --> 00:06:30,700
В начале, где
только секс и разговоры...
91
00:06:30,969 --> 00:06:33,529
...и секс и разговоры.
92
00:06:33,705 --> 00:06:35,866
Определенно любишь говорить.
93
00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:39,976
- А секс?
- У нас не было секса.
94
00:06:41,179 --> 00:06:43,477
В чем дело?
Это что-то особенное.
95
00:06:43,715 --> 00:06:47,481
Я хочу чтоб наша любовь развивалась
до того как двигаться на следующий уровень.
96
00:06:47,986 --> 00:06:50,147
O, Чендлер, как мило.
97
00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,153
Это очень милое...
98
00:06:52,357 --> 00:06:53,824
...вранье!
99
00:06:55,293 --> 00:06:57,989
- Не может это быть причиной.
- Почему?
100
00:06:58,196 --> 00:07:01,188
Ты не настолько зрелый чтобы
понять это!
101
00:07:01,399 --> 00:07:03,492
Она права. Я вру.
102
00:07:08,573 --> 00:07:09,801
Тогда почему?
103
00:07:10,008 --> 00:07:12,067
Прошлый парень Кэти был Джоуи.
104
00:07:12,544 --> 00:07:17,641
И ты боишься, что его
ботинки будут тебе велики?
105
00:07:19,684 --> 00:07:22,881
Я боюсь что
не смогу заниматься любовью также хорошо как он.
106
00:07:23,688 --> 00:07:27,715
- Я сказала метафорично.
- Я сказал буквально.
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У него были девушки.
Это еще не значит что он хорош в постели.
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00:07:33,498 --> 00:07:34,931
У нас одна стена.
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00:07:37,669 --> 00:07:41,537
Или он клевый, или ей нравится
часто с ним соглашаться.
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Громко и помногу.
111
00:07:47,078 --> 00:07:50,047
Всю ночь она соглашалась.
112
00:07:50,782 --> 00:07:55,446
Это будет по-другому. Секс будет
замечательным потому что ты влюблен.
113
00:07:58,223 --> 00:08:00,783
- Просто решись.
- Да, решись.
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00:08:01,092 --> 00:08:03,959
Хорошо. Я пересплю
со своей девушкой.
115
00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:07,495
Но это только ради вас.
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00:08:10,602 --> 00:08:15,369
Здесь, мастодонт
конца Юрского периода.
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00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:19,366
А разве это не мастодонт
из эпохи Плиоцена?
118
00:08:21,279 --> 00:08:23,474
Это музей. Никаких разговоров.
119
00:08:25,016 --> 00:08:27,007
А здесь мы видим...
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00:08:27,786 --> 00:08:29,276
...большую ногу.
121
00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:35,784
А вот здесь у нас Росс Геллер.
122
00:08:36,094 --> 00:08:38,119
Поздоровайтесь с Россом.
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Росс один из наших ученых.
Посмотрите на его тяжелую работу.
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Так, двигаемся.
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00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,171
Пошли.
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00:08:53,678 --> 00:08:55,805
Открыто. Входи.
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- Извини я опоздала.
- Ничего.
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У меня было время закончить
полировку сосков.
129
00:09:02,987 --> 00:09:06,013
Ты так прям полностью готовишься
когда ждешь кого-то.
130
00:09:07,158 --> 00:09:09,718
Я работаю над своей керамикой
131
00:09:11,129 --> 00:09:14,963
O! Я не знала
что ты делаешь горшки.
132
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В основном обнажёнку. Это совмещает
две мои страсти: керамика и эротика.
133
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Эромика!
134
00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:27,778
Спасибо что пришла повидаться.
135
00:09:28,046 --> 00:09:33,006
Я думала это хорошая идея
поговорить лично обо всех этих детских делах.
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Я не думаю что это хорошая идея.
137
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Почему нет?
138
00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:41,691
Тебе придется отдать ребенка.
139
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,689
И я действительно не...
140
00:09:43,962 --> 00:09:45,953
Я не знаю, смогу ли объяснить так...
141
00:09:46,197 --> 00:09:50,065
...что ты поймешь, какая это боль
отдать ребенка.
142
00:09:54,472 --> 00:09:58,806
Нет, нет, я понимаю боль.
Не делай больно щенку!
143
00:09:59,444 --> 00:10:01,207
Нет, нет. Щенок твой.
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- У меня есть щенок?
- Но только на 3 дня.
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Почему?
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Я понимаю, что не имею никакого права
сейчас начать поучать тебя как родитель.
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Смотри на меня, а не на щенка.
Это очень важно.
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Я знаю о чем говорю.
149
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Я отдала 2-х детей.
150
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Как бы я хотела, чтоб был кто-то
кто отдавал детей, и кто рассказал бы мне...
151
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...как это ужасно.
152
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Не надо было мне сразу
давать тебе щенка.
153
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Всё в порядке.
Мы слушаем.
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00:10:48,626 --> 00:10:53,154
Ты будешь об этом жалеть
каждый день своей жизни.
155
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Как бы тебе не было тяжело
отдать щенка...
156
00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:04,302
...будет в миллион раз сложнее
отдать ребенка.
157
00:11:05,043 --> 00:11:08,945
Ладно, согласна. Три дня.
158
00:11:10,748 --> 00:11:14,445
Ладно, пора доставать
мою задницу из духовки.
159
00:11:19,657 --> 00:11:23,252
Можешь сесть там? Я занял
это место для своего друга Росса.
160
00:11:23,428 --> 00:11:24,759
Вы про доктора Геллера?
161
00:11:25,096 --> 00:11:28,156
Доктора? Я не знал
что у него есть прозвище.
162
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,263
O, он здесь не сядет.
163
00:11:31,569 --> 00:11:33,628
Там сидят только люди
в белых халатах.
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00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:36,805
Тут сидят только люди
в синих пиджаках.
165
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- Как так?
- Просто таков порядок.
166
00:11:40,979 --> 00:11:42,276
Это ненормально.
167
00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:47,813
Это ненормально в идеальном мире:
мире без лабораторных халатов и пиджаков
168
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Но ты не в идеальном мире.
Ты сейчас в музее.
169
00:11:53,825 --> 00:11:55,190
Видишь того ученого?
170
00:11:55,827 --> 00:12:00,355
Мы вместе играли
в начальных классах, но теперь...
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Питер! Эй, Питер!
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Это я, Ронда из P.S. 129?
173
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Я тебя пудингом угощала, чувак!
174
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Я тебя угощала вкусняшками!
175
00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:20,949
Видишь? Он притворяется
что он не слышит меня!
176
00:12:22,353 --> 00:12:25,049
Все притворяются
что они тебя не слышат.
177
00:12:26,624 --> 00:12:30,424
Я не знаю ничего о ваших куртках
и раздельных столах...
178
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...но Росс мой друг.
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00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:36,561
И если я занял для него место,
он на него сядет.
180
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Эй! Я занял тебе место!
181
00:12:44,475 --> 00:12:47,603
Мне здесь нормально.
Пересечёмся позже.
182
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:53,648
Здесь занято.
183
00:12:56,354 --> 00:12:58,049
Магазин сувениров.
184
00:13:06,564 --> 00:13:10,728
Извини что
всё так вышло сегодня.
185
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:14,231
Ты делаешь то, что должен делать.
186
00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:18,808
Ученые и гиды
никогда не сидят вместе.
187
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Пофиг.
188
00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:24,712
Так везде.
Мон, поддержи меня.
189
00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:28,079
Там где ты работаешь, официанты
едят с официантами.
190
00:13:28,286 --> 00:13:30,811
А шеф-повара едят
с шеф-поварами?
191
00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:35,455
Я ем одна в переулке,
потому что меня все ненавидят.
192
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:40,721
Ладно, Рэйч, когда ты в последний
раз обедала с экспедиторами?
193
00:13:40,898 --> 00:13:43,389
Я никогда не обедала
с экспедиторами...
194
00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:48,164
...но тут всё по-другому. Их
не пускают в кафе для управляющих.
195
00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:50,934
О, понимаю, о чём ты.
196
00:13:52,276 --> 00:13:54,005
Слушай, Росс.
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Да все нормально.
198
00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:58,313
Ты носишь белый халат.
Я ношу синий пиджак.
199
00:13:58,516 --> 00:14:02,008
Если это значит, что мы не можем быть
друзьями на работе, значит так тому и быть.
200
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,017
Я ведь понимаю
201
00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:09,088
Когда я на сцене, а ты
в зрительном зале, я с тобой тоже не разговариваю.
202
00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:12,359
Так что все нормально.
203
00:14:12,597 --> 00:14:14,064
Увидимся завтра.
204
00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:21,136
Когда мы в зрительном зале,
он не говорит, но он машет нам.
205
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:31,310
Кто мой щеночек? Кто мой
щеночек? Кто мой щеночек?
206
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:35,510
- Ты уже дала ему имя?
- Нет, не хочу привязываться.
207
00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:38,714
- Могу я подержать его?
- Конечно. Держи.
208
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:42,587
- Иди сюда, дергунчик. Привет...
- Только не так. Нет.
209
00:14:51,402 --> 00:14:53,893
Почему Фиби поет
Карлу Малдену?
210
00:14:55,673 --> 00:14:58,733
Думаю щеночку пора
опять на прогулку.
211
00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:01,204
Давай, пошли на балкон.
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00:15:01,412 --> 00:15:04,870
На улицу.
Давай, пошли на улицу.
213
00:15:05,082 --> 00:15:08,518
Не ходи на балкон
пока я не вернусь.
214
00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:12,480
Итак, вы сделали это?
215
00:15:12,857 --> 00:15:15,189
Да, да, у нас был секс.
216
00:15:15,893 --> 00:15:17,417
Это было плохо?
217
00:15:17,628 --> 00:15:22,565
Это было хорошо, но она не соглашалась
со мной также часто как с Джоуи.
218
00:15:24,902 --> 00:15:28,065
Она типа, "Я понимаю к чему ты клонишь.
Я не против."
219
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:33,538
Не всегда в первый раз
много согласия.
220
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:37,679
Да. Как минимум, для девушек.
Ребята легко соглашаются.
221
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,710
Слушайте, вы должны мне помочь.
222
00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:42,112
В смысле...
223
00:15:42,353 --> 00:15:46,847
я знаю что делать с женщиной.
Это всегда приятно.
224
00:15:47,124 --> 00:15:48,386
Мне нужно знать...
225
00:15:48,593 --> 00:15:50,584
...что нужно сделать чтоб от приятного дошло до...
226
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,695
..."Боже! Ее же там
убивают!"
227
00:15:54,632 --> 00:15:57,863
Я тебе кое-что покажу
что многие парни не знают.
228
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Хорошо.
229
00:16:01,105 --> 00:16:02,367
Так.
230
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Не нужно рисовать настоящую...
Вау, а она секси!
231
00:16:07,979 --> 00:16:10,243
Все знают эрогенные зоны.
232
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Первая, вторая, третья...
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00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:14,045
...четвертая...
234
00:16:14,719 --> 00:16:17,415
...пятая, шестая и седьмая.
235
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,379
Их 7?
236
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,883
Дай посмотреть.
237
00:16:22,426 --> 00:16:24,587
А, да.
238
00:16:26,264 --> 00:16:27,788
Это первая?
239
00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:29,828
Кстати важная.
240
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,893
Я смотрел на нее верх ногами.
241
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,341
Ну, знаешь, иногда это помогает.
242
00:16:43,481 --> 00:16:48,316
Большинство парней достигают первой, второй, третьей
затем идут к седьмой и разбивают лагерь.
243
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:51,679
Это плохо?
244
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:55,925
В Диснейлэнде ты же не тратишь
весь день на Маттерхорн (аттракцион такой).
245
00:16:56,327 --> 00:16:58,591
Можно и потратить если там как в семерке.
246
00:17:00,264 --> 00:17:04,667
Самое важное
это всему свое время.
247
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,597
Ты хочешь достичь их всех...
248
00:17:06,804 --> 00:17:09,136
...смешать их.
Держать их в готовности.
249
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O, пальцы!
250
00:17:16,814 --> 00:17:18,372
Для некоторых.
251
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Хорошо.
252
00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:24,343
Ты можешь начать
немного с первой.
253
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2-я.
254
00:17:26,157 --> 00:17:27,454
1-я, 2-я, 3-я.
255
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3-я.
256
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5-я.
257
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4-я.
258
00:17:34,332 --> 00:17:35,697
3-я, 2-я.
259
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,958
2-я. 2-я, 4-я, 6-я.
260
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,665
2-я, 4-я, 6-я.
261
00:17:40,871 --> 00:17:42,532
4-я. 2-я.
262
00:17:43,074 --> 00:17:46,510
2-я. 4-я, 7-я!
263
00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:49,135
5-я, 7-я! 6-я, 7-я!
264
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,746
7-я! 7-я!
265
00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:55,474
7-я! 7-я! 7-я!
7-я! 7-я! 7-я!
266
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,520
7-я!
267
00:18:03,894 --> 00:18:05,953
Как-то так.
268
00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:09,164
Ну да, похоже на то.
269
00:18:26,283 --> 00:18:28,581
Доктор Геллер?
Здесь есть место.
270
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Спасибо, доктор Филлипс.
271
00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:33,813
Но я обедаю...
272
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:37,288
...за эти столом.
Здесь посередине.
273
00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:39,461
Я ем...
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...прямо здесь
с моим хорошим другом, Джоуи.
275
00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:45,668
Если он сядет со мной.
276
00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:53,310
Я сяду с тобой, доктор Геллер.
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00:18:58,449 --> 00:18:59,541
Знаете...
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...мы работаем в музее
естественной истории.
279
00:19:03,954 --> 00:19:06,047
И все же, есть что-то...
280
00:19:06,257 --> 00:19:07,781
...неестественное...
281
00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:10,722
...в том как мы обедаем.
282
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,293
Теперь, я хочу,
чтобы вы знали...
283
00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:19,529
...понадобился гид, чтобы указать
учёному на ошибку в его пути.
284
00:19:19,804 --> 00:19:23,535
Можно даже сказать, что
он взял меня на экскурсию...
285
00:19:23,908 --> 00:19:26,138
...по мне самому.
286
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:30,139
Да, это был я.
287
00:19:30,781 --> 00:19:35,013
Я смотрю вокруг, и знаете что я вижу?
Я вижу разделение.
288
00:19:35,219 --> 00:19:40,213
Разделение между людьми в белых халатах
и людьми в синих пиджаках.
289
00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:42,686
Я спрашиваю себя, "Боже, почему?"
290
00:19:44,995 --> 00:19:47,964
Теперь, я говорю мы сбросим эти халаты...
291
00:19:48,232 --> 00:19:49,859
...которые разделяют нас.
292
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:54,064
И мы узнаем
что у людей внутри.
293
00:19:57,308 --> 00:19:58,366
Я Росс!
294
00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:01,910
Я разведен и у меня есть ребенок!
295
00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:10,485
Я Джоуи! Я актер!
296
00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:13,986
Я ничего не знаю о динозаврах!
297
00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:21,658
Я Тед, и я только что переехал сюда,
и Нью-Йорк меня пугает.
298
00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:24,835
- Вот так!
- Держись, Тедди!
299
00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:27,536
Я Эндрю.
300
00:20:28,105 --> 00:20:30,505
И я не платил за эту грушу.
301
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:34,440
Хорошо. Молодец.
302
00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:39,511
Я Ронда!
И они ненастоящие!
303
00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:45,651
Вау, Ронда.
304
00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:50,353
- Я Скотт.
- Да, Скотт!
305
00:20:51,128 --> 00:20:54,859
Я щелкаю выключателем света
17 раз, когда ухожу из комнаты...
306
00:20:54,999 --> 00:20:57,297
...иначе моя семья умрёт.
307
00:21:01,539 --> 00:21:03,166
Моя мама скоро придёт.
308
00:21:03,407 --> 00:21:05,739
Я не могу. Я не могу его отдать.
309
00:21:06,877 --> 00:21:08,572
Да, нет. Я могу.
310
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,408
Я не хочу.
311
00:21:11,148 --> 00:21:12,513
Но я могу.
312
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:14,977
Нет.
313
00:21:15,219 --> 00:21:18,586
Не могу на это смотреть.
Это как в "Выборе Софи".
314
00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:21,881
Знаешь, никогда не смотрела.
315
00:21:22,092 --> 00:21:24,219
Да там ничего особенного.
316
00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:27,360
Я не могу это сделать.
317
00:21:28,098 --> 00:21:31,727
Моя мама была права.
Если я не могу отдать его...
318
00:21:32,002 --> 00:21:34,232
...у меня никак не получится
отдать ребенка.
319
00:21:35,339 --> 00:21:38,502
Фрэнк и Элис
будут подавлены.
320
00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:42,338
Что еще я могу им дать?
Почку!
321
00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:48,415
Мы были неподалеку.
322
00:21:48,719 --> 00:21:52,780
Мы хотели чтоб ты знала,
никакого давления.
323
00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:58,695
Если есть что-то что ты хочешь
сказать, мы будем там.
324
00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:02,455
Кто этот малыш?
325
00:22:05,936 --> 00:22:09,872
Он такой милый! Он напоминает мне
моего старого пса, Тумора.
326
00:22:12,743 --> 00:22:16,372
Ты сокровище,
я заберу тебя домой.
327
00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,005
Почему бы и нет?
328
00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:21,082
- Ты серьезно?
- Да.
329
00:22:21,752 --> 00:22:24,220
Спасибо.
330
00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:29,157
- Что ты делаешь?
- Все нормально.
331
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,824
Знаешь почему?
Посмотри на них.
332
00:22:32,062 --> 00:22:33,825
Посмотри как они счастливы.
333
00:22:34,098 --> 00:22:36,999
И это из-за меня, так что...
334
00:22:39,436 --> 00:22:43,463
...это будет в миллион раз сложнее
отдать ребенка. Но боже!
335
00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:46,471
От этого будет в миллион раз
лучше, правда?
336
00:22:48,112 --> 00:22:50,842
Я сделаю это.
Я хочу вынашивать вашего ребенка.
337
00:22:55,853 --> 00:22:57,514
Спасибо большое!
338
00:22:58,088 --> 00:23:00,522
Ты даже не знаешь что это значит для нас.
339
00:23:02,326 --> 00:23:04,419
Кажется я сейчас заплачу!
340
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,801
Это будет так здорово.
341
00:23:14,838 --> 00:23:17,534
- Что происходит?
- Я отдала им щенка.
342
00:23:17,808 --> 00:23:21,676
Это их так осчастливило,
что я решила вынашивать их ребенка.
343
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:24,213
- Фиби...
- Нет, я знаю.
344
00:23:24,448 --> 00:23:26,109
Но мы разные.
345
00:23:26,350 --> 00:23:28,614
Это другая ситуация.
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Я не буду об этом сожалеть.
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Я все понимаю.
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Просто, это же мой щенок.
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А ты сможешь быть суррогатной матерью?
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Смотря кто попросит.
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Что если я попрошу?
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O, Мон, конечно!
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- Правда?
- Да.
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Ты же меня сейчас не просишь, да?
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- Нет.
- Да. Абсолютно.
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Спасибо! Спасибо!
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Спасибо!
Да, спасибо!
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