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She's the star of the play,
and she's my girlfriend.
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I get to have sex with the star
of the play!
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- People can hear you.
- I know!
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She looks great, doesn't she?
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That is one good-looking man.
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Is it just me, or can you actually
see his abs through his overcoat?
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So, you been doing this long?
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No. You're my first.
Put the money on the table.
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That's nice.
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Dude!
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- Is that an expensive blouse?
- If you want it to be.
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Here's your girlfriend's button.
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The One with Rachel's Crush
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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.
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Do you still have your
old dresses from high school?
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I think I have some. Why?
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Maternity clothes are so expensive.
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Rach, I made a pile of your stuff.
If you could just...
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...throw your purses at it.
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Bloomingdale's eliminated
my department.
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Are you out of a job?
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They stuck me in Personal Shopping,
which is a huge step down.
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What is that?
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Where you walk around with rich people
and tell them what to buy?
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That sounds great!
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We switched apartments. You can't eat
our food. That gravy train has ended.
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There's gravy?
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In the big apartment,
you deal with people coming over.
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That fridge has to be stocked.
That's your apartment now.
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- What are you doing?
- I left a donut up here.
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How was Kathy's play?
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Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex
with a real good-looking guy.
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It was like somebody wrote down
my worst nightmare...
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...and then charged me $32 to see it.
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That's a good idea for a business.
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I'm screwed.
They'll be hot and heavy on stage...
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...then go to their parties,
and he'll try to undermine me.
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He'll be like, "Where's
your boyfriend Chester?"
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She'll go, "It's Chandler."
He'll go, "Whatever!"
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That is a good trick.
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All right, look.
What am I going to do?
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They're actors.
They're there to do a job.
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It doesn't mean
they'll get together.
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So it happened with
Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins.
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That doesn't mean it'll happen
with them.
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Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.
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Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
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Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.
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They're not a couple.
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I get the game now.
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When they were doing it on stage,
was it like really hot?
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So you're fine.
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The rule is when two actors
are actually doing it off stage...
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...then all the sexual tension is gone.
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As long as it's hot on stage,
you got nothing to worry about.
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When the heat goes away,
you're in trouble.
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You've been to my plays.
Have I ever had chemistry on stage?
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You going to see
the play with me tonight?
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I don't know how comfortable I am, going
to see how hot the sex is between them.
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I know...
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No, I'm there.
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- Want some pancakes?
- You made pancakes?
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Grab a plate.
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Stay right there.
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Getting closer.
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Don't worry...
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...we also have cereals,
muffins, waffles and...
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...jams, jellies and marmalades,
which I'm sure are the same thing.
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We're watching the game here Saturday,
if people want to come over.
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I wanted to have people over.
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Yeah? Who's playing?
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The players.
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Somebody seems to be missing
being the hostess.
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It's a relief, is what it is,
is what it is.
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Pheebs, your plate.
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I'm quitting.
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I just helped an old woman put on
a thong, and she didn't even buy it.
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I'm quitting.
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I'm talking to my boss right now.
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Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
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Call me when you get this message.
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Mr. Waltham?
I need to talk to you.
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A moment. I'm in the middle of a task.
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And you have a customer.
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I'm Joshua.
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Rachel Greene.
What can I do for you?
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I need a new wardrobe. My wife...
Well, my ex-wife...
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I'm so sorry.
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Anyway, she burned all my clothes.
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I got away with this suit
and what turned out to be a skirt.
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Well, at least that's a great suit.
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It was no fun
at the dry cleaners in the skirt.
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I need everything down to underwear.
If you're willing, I'm all yours.
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You needed to speak to me?
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No, no, that wasn't me.
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Let's get started.
Let me show you my underwear.
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Our selection of underwear.
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I'm sorry.
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- It's this way.
- This way? Sorry.
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Right? There was
no chemistry between them.
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Before, they had heat.
Now there's none.
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You know what this means.
Joey told us.
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Let's not jump to any conclusions.
There was some sexual chemistry.
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It was like cousins having sex.
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Here she comes. Don't say a word.
Just be cool. Don't be you.
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Hey, you guys!
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Thank you so much for coming again.
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- Did you like it?
- Absolutely.
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Wasn't Nick funny when
he couldn't get his match lit?
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It's a good play, isn't it?
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I loved the play.
You were great.
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And Nick, ditto.
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Clearly, you're having sex with him.
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Clearly, I'm having sex with him?
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It was obvious.
There was no chemistry between you.
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You're accusing me of cheating,
and you're insulting my performance?
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I can see how this could happen.
You're up there every night, kissing.
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Acting. Chandler, this is my job.
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I'm playing a part.
How can you not trust me?
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You can understand,
given how we started.
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I can't believe you'd
throw that in my face.
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I don't even see you denying this.
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I'll tell you what.
Call me when you grow up.
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Don't expect that to happen
any time soon!
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I have the best job
in the entire world!
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The most adorable guy came over,
and I got to dress him up all day!
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Rachel has a new doll!
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I wish he was. I'd get a Rachel
doll and bump them together...
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...and make kissing noises.
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He's got the most beautiful name.
I never realized! Joshua.
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What do I smell?
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I don't know. It smells good.
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Fresh cookies! Hot from the oven.
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Please have some.
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I've been fiddling around,
making delicious treats.
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The new "Playboy".
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Just something I picked up.
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Cookies and porn?
You're the best mom ever!
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What?
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Something Joshua said about
V-necks, but you had to be there.
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How does Jason look in a V-neck?
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- It's Joshua.
- Whatever.
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00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,600
Wait. Wait. This isn't take-out!
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- Hate to eat and run.
- Please don't go!
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I've got porn for you too.
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I don't need it.
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People are supposed
to hang out here.
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Why? What's the big deal?
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I'm the hostess.
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Not those guys.
I'm always the hostess.
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When I was little, the girls
brought their dollies to my tea party.
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I served the best air.
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Why make a big thing out of everyone
hanging out in the big apartment?
154
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,700
They took our apartment.
I wanted to punish them.
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I'm done now. They've suffered enough.
156
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,000
You should have just
made them hang out here.
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That's true.
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This place will be 10 times
better than that place.
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Are we going
to trash their place?
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Steps!
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Slut!
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00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:33,800
You'll all be very happy to hear
that Kathy's sleeping with that guy!
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- What?
- You were right?
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00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,700
I confronted her,
and she didn't deny it.
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I don't live here!
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Wait, are you sure?
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I may be drunk,
but I know what she said.
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Then I went over
to Beefsteak Chewley's...
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- Beefsteak Charlie's?
- Yes!
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00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:02,100
You and I
have always been...
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- Do you need help?
- I got it.
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00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,400
I just feel bad. I never vacuum.
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I was with Joshua for an hour today,
and he has not asked me out.
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- It's so frustrating.
- Ask him out.
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Totally. That's such a turn-on.
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Really? It doesn't seem desperate?
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That's the turn-on.
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He just got a divorce.
He's probably nervous around women.
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Just make the first move.
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- I've never asked a guy out.
- You've never asked a guy out?
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No, have you?
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Thousands of times!
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00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,700
That doesn't make me
sound too good, does it?
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I don't even know
how I would go about it.
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00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,700
What I do is, I look a woman
up and down and I say...
186
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..."Hey. How you doing?"
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Oh, please!
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How you doing?
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I'm going to do that.
I'm going to call and ask him out.
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I can do that. Ask him out.
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"How you doing?"
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It's Rachel Greene, from Bloomingdale's.
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I was just wondering if you...
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...left your wallet
at the store today?
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We found a wallet, and we...
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00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,600
The license? Oh, that is a good idea.
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00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,200
Well, let's see.
This license belongs to...
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...belongs to a Mr. Pheebs.
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00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,700
Sorry to bother you at home.
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
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00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:17,300
- You've done that 1,000 times?
- I've never done that.
201
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,000
I just got so nervous that he'd say no.
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00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,300
You got to give him something
he can't say no to.
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00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:27,200
Invite him to a Knicks game.
You're guaranteed he'll say yes.
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00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,700
- Really?
- Absolutely, and if not, can I go?
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00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,300
What the heck is that?
206
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,100
Did she call?
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00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,900
No. Sorry.
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00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,100
Maybe I should call her.
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00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,600
Forget her, man. You don't need her.
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00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,100
He's right.
What she did was unforgivable.
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00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,200
Well, yeah, but you know,
what if I was wrong?
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00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,200
How might you be wrong?
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00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,000
What if she didn't actually
sleep with the guy?
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00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,900
Tell me she told you this.
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00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,900
She didn't have to.
I saw the play. There was no heat.
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00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,200
- Back me up.
- That's your basis?
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00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,200
That's not backing me up!
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00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,500
Look, you said,
with the offstage and the heat...
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00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,800
That was just a theory.
A lot of theories didn't pan out.
220
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:29,800
Lone gunman, communism, geometry.
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00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,600
Oh, my God!
222
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,100
"Would you like to go
to a basketball game with..."
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"It's funny, basketball,
because I happen to have tickets..."
224
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"Who likes the Knicks?"
225
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,300
What do you think?
226
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:58,200
Well, as a single woman,
who is available...
227
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...I think you look great.
228
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,800
Oh, yeah, you look great.
229
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,000
This looks great.
230
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,700
So you like it?
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I do. I love it.
In fact, I think I'll wear it home.
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- Great.
- Thank you so much for all your help.
233
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,500
Well, I guess this is it.
234
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,200
Thanks.
235
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,800
I'll see you in the spring
for the bathing suits.
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00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,900
You don't want to do that now?
237
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,900
That's okay.
238
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,000
I'll see you around sometime.
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00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,700
Basketball!
240
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,500
Sorry?
241
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,900
I have two tickets
to the Knicks game tonight...
242
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...just as a thank-you for this week.
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That would be great!
244
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,400
- Really?
- That would be fantastic!
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00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,800
My nephew is crazy about the Knicks!
246
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,500
This is fantastic.
Thank you so much, Rachel.
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00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,400
Good morning.
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00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,800
I just wanted to come over
to say that I'm sorry.
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I acted like the biggest idiot
in the world.
250
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I can completely understand
why you were so upset.
251
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I wish you'd called me.
252
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,700
Yeah, I know. I wish I had too.
253
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I think this is a good thing.
254
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,200
We've had our first fight,
and now we can move on.
255
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I know for me, but...
256
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,000
Nick's pants?
257
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:56,300
I think our second fight
is going to be a big one!
258
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,300
- For next time, what do you say?
- "I have an extra ticket."
259
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,900
"An extra ticket."
Not "two tickets".
260
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,600
The first time you asked a guy out
he turned you down?
261
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,400
He didn't turn me down.
He's at the game.
262
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,800
I got the date.
I'm just not on it.
263
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Okay, it's ready.
264
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Come on.
265
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,700
What's ready?
266
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Just come.
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00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,800
Oh, my God!
268
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,100
This is beautiful!
269
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:44,300
Did you work for two days straight?
270
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Pretty much.
271
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,300
What do you think of the floor?
272
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,600
I don't know.
Looks the same.
273
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,400
You used to have carpet.
274
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I made snacks.
275
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,500
Please, just hang out.
276
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,400
I'm going to rest my eyes
for just a bit.
277
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,600
Do you want us to come back later?
278
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,500
No, no, no. Stay.
Just keep talking.
279
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I'm always the hostess.
280
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,000
How'd it go?
281
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,400
- She wasn't sleeping with him.
- Good!
282
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,700
She is now.
283
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:28,400
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying that she is a devil woman.
284
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,500
You know a person, then they
turn around and sleep with Nick.
285
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:37,200
Nick and his rock-hard pecs
and his giant man-nipples.
286
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,800
I hate him.
And I hate her.
287
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,200
I don't hate her. I love her.
This is all my fault.
288
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,600
How? How is it your fault?
289
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,200
I should have called.
290
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,400
If I'd called her, she never
would have gone out with Nick.
291
00:19:55,200 --> 00:20:00,100
They wouldn't have ended up in bed.
I threw her at his man-nipples!
292
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,200
This is not your fault.
293
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:08,600
Your fight does not
justify her sleeping with someone.
294
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,400
Well, if she thought
they were on a break...
295
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:24,100
One of your customers left
his billfold. A Joshua Burgen.
296
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:29,800
- Will you call him?
- Yes, I will. Absolutely.
297
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,200
Hello, Rachel.
298
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,200
Hi, Joshua.
299
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,700
- I left my wallet here on purpose.
- Really?
300
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,300
I just wanted to see you again.
301
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,600
Oh, I'm glad.
302
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,800
Rachel, I'd like to say
something to you.
303
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,200
How you doing?
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Она звезда пьесы,
и она моя девушка.
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00:00:08,353 --> 00:00:10,981
Я сплю со звездой
пьесы!
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00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:14,889
- Люди могут тебя услышать.
- Я знаю!
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00:00:22,634 --> 00:00:24,625
Она отлично выглядит, правда?
5
00:00:28,273 --> 00:00:30,468
А это очень симпатичный парень.
6
00:00:32,511 --> 00:00:37,346
Это только я, или вы тоже видите
его пресс через верхнюю одежду?
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00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:41,146
Так, ты давно этим занимаешься?
8
00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:45,686
Нет. Ты мой первый.
Положи деньги на стол.
9
00:00:49,828 --> 00:00:51,523
Мило.
10
00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:55,630
Чувак!
11
00:00:58,837 --> 00:01:03,365
- Это дорогая блузка?
- Как пожелаешь.
12
00:01:07,613 --> 00:01:09,808
Вот пуговичка твоей девушки.
13
00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:14,317
Серия про увлечение Рэйчел
14
00:02:00,966 --> 00:02:04,902
У тебя все еще есть
старая одежда со школьных времен?
15
00:02:05,604 --> 00:02:08,038
Думаю есть. Зачем?
16
00:02:08,306 --> 00:02:10,399
Одежда для беременных такая дорогая.
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Рэйч, я собрала кучу твоих вещей.
Если можешь...
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...брось на нее еще и сумку.
19
00:02:21,586 --> 00:02:23,884
Блумингсдейл расформировал
мой отел.
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У тебя теперь нет работы?
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00:02:26,491 --> 00:02:31,224
Есть, но они определили меня
в частный шоппинг, а это большой шаг вниз.
22
00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:32,454
Что это такое?
23
00:02:32,731 --> 00:02:36,827
Это когда ты ходишь с богатыми людьми
и говоришь им что купить?
24
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Это отлично звучит!
25
00:02:44,609 --> 00:02:49,512
Мы поменялись квартирами. Ты не можешь есть
нашу еду. Эта кормушка закончилась.
26
00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:51,606
Кормушка?
27
00:02:52,851 --> 00:02:56,184
В большой квартире,
вам придется мириться с заходящими людьми.
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И холодильник должен быть наполнен.
Это ваша квартира теперь.
29
00:03:03,195 --> 00:03:06,460
- Что ты делаешь?
- Я там пончик оставил.
30
00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:14,736
Как пьеса Кэти?
31
00:03:15,073 --> 00:03:20,204
Кэти там полуголая и имитирует секс
с очень красивым парнем.
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00:03:20,746 --> 00:03:23,408
Как будто кто-то записал
мой самый худший кошмар...
33
00:03:23,715 --> 00:03:26,582
...и затем взял с меня $32 за просмотр.
34
00:03:27,652 --> 00:03:29,813
Это хорошая идея для бизнеса.
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Я в отстое. Каждый вечер
они разгорячены и напряжены на сцене...
36
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...затем идут на свою вечеринку,
и он пытается очернить меня.
37
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Он такой: "Где твой парень?
Как там его? Честер?".
38
00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,265
Она: "Чендлер."
А он: "Без разницы!"
39
00:03:47,873 --> 00:03:49,500
Хороший трюк.
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00:03:51,576 --> 00:03:54,170
Хорошо, слушай.
Что мне делать?
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00:03:54,412 --> 00:03:57,347
Они актеры.
Это их работа.
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Это не значит
что они будут вместе.
43
00:04:00,051 --> 00:04:02,952
Так случилось со Сьюзан
Сарандон и Тимом Роббинсом.
44
00:04:03,121 --> 00:04:05,180
Это не значит, что так
случится с ними.
45
00:04:06,024 --> 00:04:08,390
Алек Болдуин и Ким Бейсингер.
46
00:04:09,027 --> 00:04:10,619
Том Круз и Николь Кидман.
47
00:04:12,798 --> 00:04:15,426
Мел Гибсон и Клинт Иствуд.
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Они не пара.
49
00:04:18,036 --> 00:04:19,765
А, теперь поняла.
50
00:04:21,373 --> 00:04:24,865
Все эти люди были вместе в кино. Это очень отличается
от пьес
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00:04:25,043 --> 00:04:27,773
Вы вместе ходили на актёрские курсы, и она спала
с тобой
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Актёрские курсы, как и кино, очень отличается
от пьесы
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Когда они занимались этим на сцене,
это было реально страстно?
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О, да
55
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Значит, всё хорошо.
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Правило такое, что когда двое актеров
занимаются этим вне сцены...
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00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:48,927
...тогда никакого сексуального напряжения не будет.
58
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Пока на сцене страстно,
тебе не о чем волноваться.
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00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:56,198
А вот когда жар уйдет,
тогда у тебя неприятности.
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00:04:57,309 --> 00:04:58,298
Правда?
61
00:04:58,476 --> 00:05:02,412
Вы были на всех моих спектаклях.
У меня было хоть раз сильно влечение на сцене?
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00:05:02,581 --> 00:05:03,843
- Нет
- Нет
63
00:05:08,753 --> 00:05:11,847
Пойдешь смотреть со мной
на спектакль сегодня?
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00:05:12,023 --> 00:05:17,256
Не знаю насколько мне будет уютно, идти
смотреть насколько страстен у них секс на сцене.
65
00:05:17,462 --> 00:05:19,862
- Я знаю...
- Нет, я буду.
66
00:05:23,668 --> 00:05:26,262
- Хочешь блинчиков?
- Ты сделал блинчики?
67
00:05:26,471 --> 00:05:27,802
Бери тарелку.
68
00:05:29,641 --> 00:05:31,074
Стой там.
69
00:05:34,512 --> 00:05:36,503
Подойди поближе.
70
00:05:37,182 --> 00:05:38,274
Не волнуйся...
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00:05:38,483 --> 00:05:41,418
...у нас есть хлопья,
кексы, вафли и...
72
00:05:41,653 --> 00:05:46,352
...джемы, желе и мармелад,
что наверно одно и то же.
73
00:05:46,858 --> 00:05:50,191
Пожалуйста, ешьте, потому что Джо уже всё открыл
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00:05:50,929 --> 00:05:55,491
Мы будем в субботу смотреть игру,
если люди захотят зайти.
75
00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,692
Я хочу чтоб люди зашли.
76
00:05:57,903 --> 00:05:59,871
Да? Кто играет?
77
00:06:02,007 --> 00:06:04,032
Игроки.
78
00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:08,844
Кому-то не хватает
роли хозяйки.
79
00:06:09,748 --> 00:06:13,946
Это облегчение, вот что это,
вот что.
80
00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,584
Фибс, твоя тарелка.
81
00:06:24,696 --> 00:06:25,754
Моника, я увольняюсь.
82
00:06:25,931 --> 00:06:30,265
Я только что помогла 81-летней женщине
мерить стринги, а она их даже не купила.
83
00:06:31,102 --> 00:06:32,501
Я увольняюсь.
84
00:06:32,737 --> 00:06:35,205
Я сейчас же поговорю со своим начальником.
85
00:06:35,507 --> 00:06:37,407
Да, поговорю. Да.
86
00:06:37,609 --> 00:06:39,873
Ладно, пока. Перезвони мне,
когда получишь это сообщение.
87
00:06:41,379 --> 00:06:43,847
Мистер Уолтем?
Мне нужно с вами поговорить.
88
00:06:44,115 --> 00:06:46,709
Минуточку. Я занят.
89
00:06:46,952 --> 00:06:49,284
А у вас клиент.
90
00:06:52,023 --> 00:06:53,115
Привет
91
00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,553
Привет, я Джошуа.
92
00:06:54,759 --> 00:06:57,319
Рэйчел Грин.
Чем могу служить, Джошуа?
93
00:06:58,063 --> 00:07:02,466
Мне нужен новый гардероб. Моя жена...
Точнее, моя бывшая жена...
94
00:07:02,701 --> 00:07:05,363
Мне жаль.
95
00:07:09,274 --> 00:07:11,868
В общем, она сожгла мою одежду.
96
00:07:12,110 --> 00:07:16,945
Я ушел с этим костюмом
и с тем что оказалось юбкой.
97
00:07:17,182 --> 00:07:20,117
НУ, по крайней мере это отличный костюм.
98
00:07:20,318 --> 00:07:23,845
Было невесело
в химчистку в юбке ходить.
99
00:07:26,057 --> 00:07:30,892
Мне нужно всё, вплоть до нижнего белья.
Если угодно, я весь ваш.
100
00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,493
Хорошо
101
00:07:33,665 --> 00:07:35,292
Вы хотели со мной поговорить?
102
00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,229
Нет, нет, это не я.
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00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:42,940
Давайте начнем.
Давайте я покажу вам свое белье.
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00:07:45,677 --> 00:07:47,804
Наш ассортимент нижнего белья.
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00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:52,774
Извините.
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00:07:52,951 --> 00:07:55,351
- Сюда.
- Сюда? Извините.
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00:08:00,658 --> 00:08:03,821
Точно? Между ними
не было влечения.
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00:08:04,062 --> 00:08:06,656
Вначале, между ними было жарко.
А теперь нет.
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00:08:07,565 --> 00:08:10,625
Ты знаешь что это значит.
Джоуи нам рассказал.
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00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:15,602
Давай не будем делать поспешных выводов.
Было немного сексуального влечения.
111
00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,967
Это было как секс кузенов.
112
00:08:20,645 --> 00:08:25,446
Вот она. Ничего не говори.
Будь спокоен. Не будь собой.
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00:08:27,552 --> 00:08:29,349
Привет, ребята!
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00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:32,322
Спасибо что пришли опять.
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00:08:32,524 --> 00:08:34,355
- Вам понравилось?
- Абсолютно.
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00:08:36,327 --> 00:08:39,353
Правда было смешно, когда
Ник не смог зажечь спичку?
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00:08:43,635 --> 00:08:45,796
Это хорошая пьеса, правда?
118
00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:49,402
Мне очень понравилась пьеса.
Ты была великолепна.
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00:08:49,674 --> 00:08:52,507
И Ник, тоже.
120
00:08:53,211 --> 00:08:55,839
Очевидно, ты с ним спишь.
121
00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:01,111
Ну...
122
00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:07,055
Очевидно, я с ним сплю?
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00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:10,056
Это очевидно.
Между вами не было никакого влечения.
124
00:09:11,529 --> 00:09:16,523
Ты обвиняешь меня в измене,
и оскорбляешь мое исполнение?
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00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:21,904
Я понимаю, как это могло случиться.
Вы здесь каждый вечер, целуетесь.
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00:09:22,207 --> 00:09:25,142
Актерство. Чендлер, это моя работа.
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00:09:25,376 --> 00:09:28,709
Я играю роль.
Как ты можешь не доверять мне?
128
00:09:29,214 --> 00:09:32,183
Можно понять,
учитывая как у нас всё началось.
129
00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:36,147
Не могу поверить,
что ты припоминаешь мне это.
130
00:09:36,454 --> 00:09:39,480
Я даже не вижу, чтоб ты это отрицала.
131
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,552
Я тебе вот что скажу.
Позвони мне когда повзрослеешь.
132
00:09:43,795 --> 00:09:46,958
Не жди, что это скоро
случится!
133
00:09:51,903 --> 00:09:54,736
У меня лучшая работа
в мире!
134
00:09:55,039 --> 00:10:00,136
Сегодня пришел очаровательный парень,
и я одевала его весь день!
135
00:10:01,012 --> 00:10:02,775
У Рэйчел новая кукла!
136
00:10:03,781 --> 00:10:07,114
Хотелось бы. Я бы взяла куклу
Рэйчел и столкнула бы их вместе...
137
00:10:07,318 --> 00:10:09,513
...и издавала бы целующиеся звуки.
138
00:10:10,221 --> 00:10:14,783
У него самое красивое имя.
Я никогда не понимала! Джошуа.
139
00:10:15,059 --> 00:10:16,321
Джошуа
140
00:10:17,061 --> 00:10:18,892
Джошуа. Джош
141
00:10:19,697 --> 00:10:20,959
Ну здравствуй
142
00:10:21,132 --> 00:10:22,394
Привет
143
00:10:24,836 --> 00:10:26,064
Что это за запах?
144
00:10:26,504 --> 00:10:28,495
Я не знаю. Но пахнет приятно.
145
00:10:34,479 --> 00:10:37,505
Печеньки! Горячие из духовки.
146
00:10:37,749 --> 00:10:38,977
Пожалуйста, берите.
147
00:10:40,285 --> 00:10:43,584
Я тут от нечего делать,
сделала вкусняшки.
148
00:10:44,956 --> 00:10:46,253
Новый "Плейбой".
149
00:10:46,457 --> 00:10:48,254
Просто принесла.
150
00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:51,690
Печенье и порно?
Ты лучшая мама на свете!
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Что?
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Джошуа кое-что сказал
о V-разрезах, но нужно было быть там.
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Как Джейсон выглядит с V-разрезом?
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- Джошуа.
- Без разницы.
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Подождите. Подождите.
Это не на вынос!
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- Ненавижу есть и бежать.
- Пожалуйста не уходите!
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У меня есть порнушка
и для вас тоже.
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Мне не нужно.
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00:11:23,561 --> 00:11:25,722
Люди должны тут
зависать.
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Почему? Что особенного?
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Я хозяйка.
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А не парни.
Я всегда хозяйка
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Когда я была маленькой, девочки
принесли своих кукол на мою чайную вечеринку.
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Я подавала лучший воздух.
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Зачем делать проблему из того что все
собираются в большой квартире?
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Они забрали нашу квартиру.
Я хотела их наказать.
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Я закончила. Они уже достаточно пострадали.
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Если хочешь наказать их, просто
заставь их тусить здесь.
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Это правда.
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Это место будет в 10 раз
лучше, чем то.
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Мы загадим
их квартиру?
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Шаги!
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Шлюха!
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Вы все будете очень рады услышать
что Кэти спит с тем парнем!
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- Что?
- Ты был прав?
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Я ей всё сказал,
а она не отрицала.
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Я не живу здесь!
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Подожди, ты уверен?
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Я может и пьян,
но я знаю что она сказала.
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Потом я пошел
в Бифштекс у Chewley...
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- Бифштекс у Charlie?
- Да!
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Ты и я
всегда были...
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Друг, мне так жаль
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Бармен научил меня трюку, кстати.
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Я не помню его
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- Тебе нужна помощь?
- Все нормально.
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Мне просто плохо. Я никогда не пылесошу.
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Я была с Джошуа сегодня целый час,
и он не пригласил меня на свидание.
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- Это так расстраивает.
- Пригласи его.
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00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:40,797
Точно. Это возбуждает.
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Правда? Это не слишком отчаянно?
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00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:45,965
Это и возбуждает.
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Он только после развода.
Он наверно нервничает рядом с женщинами.
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Сделай первый шаг.
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- Я никогда не приглашала парня.
- Ты никогда не приглашала парня на свидание?
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Нет, а ты?
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Тысячу раз!
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Не слишком хорошо звучит,
да?
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00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:07,521
Я даже не знаю,
как и что говорить.
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00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:11,387
Я вот что делаю, я смотрю на женщину
сверху вниз и говорю...
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00:14:11,629 --> 00:14:15,463
..."Привет. Как дела?"
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Я тебя умоляю.
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00:14:19,303 --> 00:14:22,295
Как дела?
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00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:31,804
Я так и сделаю.
Я позвоню и приглашу его.
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00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,779
Я могу. Пригласить его.
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00:14:35,052 --> 00:14:37,043
"Как дела?"
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00:14:40,358 --> 00:14:44,124
Привет, Джошуа.
Это Рэйчел Грин, из Блумингсдейл.
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Я просто подумала...
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Не вы ли...
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...оставили бумажник
сегодня в магазине?
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00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:59,201
Мы нашли бумажник, и мы...
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00:14:59,777 --> 00:15:03,269
Права? O, хорошая идея.
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Посмотрим.
Права принадлежат...
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00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:11,612
...Мистеру Фибсу.
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Извините что побеспокоила вас дома.
Увидимся завтра. До свидания.
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00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:25,933
- Ты делала это 1,000 раз?
- Этого я никогда не делала.
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00:15:26,704 --> 00:15:29,104
Я так перенервничала что он откажет.
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00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:32,572
Ты должна ему что-нибудь предложить,
от чего он не откажется.
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Пригласи его на игру Никс.
Он точно согласится.
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- Правда? Думаешь, сработает?
- Абсолютно, а если нет, можно я пойду?
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00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,651
Что это такое?
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00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,099
Она звонила?
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Нет. Извини.
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00:16:03,641 --> 00:16:05,700
Может я ей позвоню.
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00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,311
Забудь ее, чувак. Тебе она не нужна.
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00:16:08,513 --> 00:16:11,004
Он прав.
То, что она сделала, это непростительно.
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00:16:11,282 --> 00:16:14,115
Ну, да, но знаете,
что если я ошибся?
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00:16:14,552 --> 00:16:15,985
Как ты можешь ошибиться?
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00:16:16,454 --> 00:16:19,389
Что если она и правда
не спала с этим парнем?
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00:16:19,557 --> 00:16:21,047
Скажи мне, что она тебе так сказала.
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00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:24,386
Ей и не нужно было.
Я видел пьесу. Там не было страсти.
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- Прикрой меня.
- Это на чем ты основывался?
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00:16:26,864 --> 00:16:28,661
Это ты меня так прикрываешь!
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00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:32,425
Слушай, ты сказал,
про за кулисы и про страсть...
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00:16:32,703 --> 00:16:37,003
Это просто теория.
Многие теории не оправдались.
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00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:41,768
Одинокий стрелок, коммунизм, геометрия.
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00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,671
O, боже!
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00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:50,682
"Не хотел бы ты
на баскетбол со..."
239
00:16:51,122 --> 00:16:54,717
"Это забавно, баскетбол,
потому что у меня как раз есть билеты..."
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00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:01,225
"Кто любит Никс?"
241
00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:06,632
Что думаешь?
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00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:11,399
Ну, как одинокая женщина,
которая доступна...
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00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:14,537
...я думаю, ты
выглядишь замечательно.
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00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:19,475
O да, ты замечательно выглядишь.
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00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,856
Это выглядит замечательно.
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00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:29,748
Так тебе нравится?
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00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:33,258
Да. Мне очень нравится.
На самом деле, думаю, что буду носить это дома.
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00:17:33,497 --> 00:17:37,365
- Замечательно.
- Большое спасибо за помощь.
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00:17:38,002 --> 00:17:41,130
Ну, полагаю, это всё.
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00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:42,832
Спасибо.
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00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,938
Увидимся весной
для покупки плавок.
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00:17:46,143 --> 00:17:48,304
Ты не хочешь их сейчас купить?
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00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,075
Все нормально.
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00:17:51,382 --> 00:17:53,043
Увидимся когда-нибудь.
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00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:54,779
Баскетбол!
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00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:58,516
Извини?
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00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:02,784
У меня есть 2 билета
на Никс сегодня...
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00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,428
...в качестве спасибо за эту неделю.
259
00:18:07,598 --> 00:18:09,293
Это было бы здорово!
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00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,593
- Правда?
- Это будет фантастично!
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00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:15,431
Мой племянник без ума от Никс!
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00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:20,175
Это фантастика.
Спасибо, Рэйчел.
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00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:21,673
Доброе утро.
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00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:36,223
Я просто хотел зайти
извиниться.
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00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:39,191
Я вел себя
как последний идиот.
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00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:42,092
Я полностью могу понять
почему ты так расстроилась.
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00:18:45,069 --> 00:18:46,593
Как я хотела чтобы ты позвонил.
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00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:49,635
Да, я знаю. Я тоже этого хотел.
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00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,206
Я думаю это хорошо.
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00:18:52,443 --> 00:18:54,968
У нас была первая ссора,
и теперь мы можем двигаться дальше.
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00:18:55,546 --> 00:18:58,014
Я знаю за себя, но...
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00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:06,282
Штаны Ника?
273
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:14,192
Думаю наша вторая ссора
будет большой!
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00:19:20,404 --> 00:19:23,896
- В следующий раз, что ты скажешь?
- "У меня есть лишний билет."
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"Лишний билет."
Не "2 билета".
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00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,275
Ты первый раз пригласила парня и
он тебе отказал?
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00:19:35,453 --> 00:19:38,354
Он мне не отказал.
Он сейчас на игре.
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00:19:38,622 --> 00:19:40,556
У меня свидание.
Просто меня на нем нет.
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00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:47,056
Хорошо, готово.
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00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:49,761
- Давай.
- Что готово?
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00:19:50,201 --> 00:19:52,192
Просто пошли.
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00:19:55,272 --> 00:19:57,297
O, боже!
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00:19:58,876 --> 00:20:00,935
Красиво!
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00:20:01,212 --> 00:20:04,978
Ты работа над этим 2 дня подряд?
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00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:07,441
Примерно.
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00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:10,082
Что ты думаешь насчет пола?
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00:20:10,821 --> 00:20:12,448
Я не знаю.
Выглядит как раньше.
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00:20:13,157 --> 00:20:14,681
У вас был ковер.
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00:20:15,059 --> 00:20:16,321
А. точно
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00:20:17,394 --> 00:20:19,589
Я сделала закуски.
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00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:21,092
Пожалуйста, побудьте здесь.
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00:20:21,398 --> 00:20:24,231
Я пока закрою глаза
на секундочку.
293
00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:27,667
Хочешь чтоб мы пришли попозже?
294
00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:32,001
Нет, нет, нет. Останьтесь.
Продолжайте разговаривать.
295
00:20:32,409 --> 00:20:35,572
Я всегда хозяйка.
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00:20:38,215 --> 00:20:39,546
Как прошло?
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00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:42,014
- Она с ним не спала.
- Хорошо!
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00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:44,353
Теперь спит.
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00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:51,787
- Что ты говоришь?
- Я говорю, она дьявол.
300
00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:56,198
Ты знаешь человека, а потом они
разворачиваются и спят с Ником.
301
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,699
Ник и его стальные мышцы
и гигантские соски.
302
00:21:02,907 --> 00:21:05,705
Я ненавижу его.
И я ненавижу ее.
303
00:21:05,943 --> 00:21:09,640
Я не ненавижу ее. Я люблю ее.
Это все моя вина.
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00:21:10,881 --> 00:21:13,907
Как? Как это твоя вина?
305
00:21:14,118 --> 00:21:15,210
Я должен был позвонить.
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00:21:15,452 --> 00:21:18,944
Если бы я позвонил ей, она никогда бы
не пошла на свидание с Ником.
307
00:21:19,223 --> 00:21:23,819
И они бы не закончили его в постели.
Я кинул ее прямо на его соски!
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00:21:26,297 --> 00:21:27,889
Это не твоя вина.
309
00:21:28,132 --> 00:21:32,592
Ваша ссора не оправдывает то,
что она переспала с другим.
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00:21:34,738 --> 00:21:38,970
Ну, если она думала
что у них перерыв...
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00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:48,748
Один из ваших клиентов оставил
свой бумажник. Джошуа Бургин.
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00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:50,011
Да?
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00:21:50,187 --> 00:21:54,180
- Вы позвоните ему?
- Да, позвоню. Абсолютно.
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00:22:08,339 --> 00:22:10,136
Привет, Рэйчел.
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00:22:10,374 --> 00:22:12,308
Привет, Джошуа.
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00:22:12,509 --> 00:22:16,309
- Я специально оставил бумажник.
- Правда?
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00:22:16,513 --> 00:22:18,743
Я просто хотел еще раз тебя увидеть.
318
00:22:18,983 --> 00:22:20,814
O, я рада.
319
00:22:21,452 --> 00:22:24,421
Рэйчел, я хотел бы
тебе кое-что сказать.
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00:22:24,855 --> 00:22:26,117
Что?
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00:22:26,757 --> 00:22:28,782
Как дела?
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