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All of a sudden,
so much is happening.
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I know.
Ross is getting married.
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Phoebe's making people.
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- Everybody's doing stuff.
- We just sit here.
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If I died,
people would know I was here...
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...only by the ass print
on this chair!
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We have to do something.
Something huge!
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We could climb Mt. Everest.
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Not something stupid.
Something huge!
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I saw an ad for this video.
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People climb that thing every day.
We could totally do that!
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Why not?
I mean, it's just climbing.
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It's just steep!
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We're going! It'd be nice
to leave an ass print on Everest.
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What's up?
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- We're gonna climb Mt. Everest.
- Yeah, baby!
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I looked into that.
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Yeah, but it costs like $60,000,
and, you know, you could die.
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And you would die.
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We could get that Everest video.
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We could do that
without risking our lives at all.
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While we're at the video store,
we could rent "Die Hard"!
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I just remembered.
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That Everest thing is only available
through mail order.
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So you'll stay here
and hang out with me?
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But one of these days...
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...we'll get off our butts
and rent "Die Hard" again!
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The One with the Invitation
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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.
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So does your uncle Nathan
get an invite or not?
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Oh, God!
Nobody likes him.
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He's so cheap. He'd never fly
to London in a million years.
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Invite him!
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Did I do these neat enough?
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Yeah, they're fine.
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We'll say that Ben addressed them.
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You invited Rachel then?
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Sure, why not?
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Really?
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I wouldn't be comfortable having
any of my old lovers there.
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Do you think
we shouldn't invite her?
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You know I absolutely adore Rachel.
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It's just that I thought
it might be awkward for you.
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But it's absolutely your decision.
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- More tea?
- Sure.
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Earl Grey?
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Fine, invite whoever you want.
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I don't want to be single, okay?
I just want to be married again.
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And I just want a million dollars!
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Oh God, Monica. Thank God!
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This is Rachel.
Another Lincoln High survivor.
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This is Chandler.
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Phoebe.
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Joey.
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- Do you remember Ross?
- Sure.
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Back in high school...
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...I had a major crush on you.
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I knew.
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You did?
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I figured you thought
I was Monica's geeky brother.
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I did.
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Listen, do you think...
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Try not to let my intense
vulnerability become a factor.
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Would it be okay
if I asked you out sometime?
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Maybe.
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Okay, maybe I will.
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See, I see...
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...big passion in your future.
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- Really?
- I do.
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Ross, you're so great.
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It's never gonna happen.
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I have a question.
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Actually, it's not
so much a question.
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It's more of a general wondering...
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...ment.
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Well, for a while now,
I've been wanting to...
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That's right.
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Look!
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What?
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<i>Top of the world looking
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<i>Down on creation
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<i>And the only explanation I can find
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Listen, missy! If you want this cart,
you'll have to take me with it!
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- Did you see that?
- You were incredible!
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A brand-new woman,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I could not have done this
without you.
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More clothes in the dryer?
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I'm fine.
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You had no right to tell me
you had feelings for me.
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I was doing great with Julie
before I found out.
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I was doing great too. It's not
easy for me to see you with Julie.
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I don't need this right now.
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It's too late.
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I'm with somebody else.
This ship has sailed!
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All right, fine!
Go ahead and do that.
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I don't need your stupid ship!
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This is the first time I'm doing
something I care about.
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I'm doing something
that I'm actually good at.
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If you don't get that...
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I get that, but I'm tired
of your answering machine.
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I don't know what to do.
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Neither do I!
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Is this about Mark?
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Oh, my God!
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Okay, it's not.
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I can't keep having this
same fight over and over again.
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You're making this too hard!
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I am?
What do you want me to do?
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I don't know. Look, maybe
we should just take a break.
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You're right. Let's cool off.
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Let's get some frozen yogurt
or something.
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A break from us.
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- Why are we rushing?
- The girlfriend I told you about.
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She wants to get back
together with me.
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I found it!
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That's so great for you guys!
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- Good luck with your girlfriend.
- Thank you.
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- You got my message?
- You are right on time.
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Can I be your girlfriend again?
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You can very much.
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I want you to leave.
Get out!
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I want to talk about this.
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All right, how was she?
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Was she good?
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Don't answer!
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You wanted to talk about it.
How was she?
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She was...
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- She was not good, not good.
- Nothing compared to you.
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She was different.
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Good different?
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Nobody likes change.
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Just stop!
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The way you owned up to everything.
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It's just showed me
how much you've grown, you know?
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I mean, my mom never thought
this would work out.
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She was all,
"Once a cheater, always a cheater."
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I just wish we hadn't lost
those four months.
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But if time was what you needed
just to gain a little perspective.
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We were on a break!
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You seem to really like her.
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What do I do?
We agreed it'd be a two-week thing.
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No commitment.
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That girl just spent the entire evening
talking to your friends...
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...asking to hear stories about you...
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...Iooking through
Monica's photo albums.
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You don't do that
if you're just in it for two weeks.
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You think?
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You've got 14 hours until
she has to be at the airport.
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And you're sitting here
in a hallway...
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...with a 28-year-old cheerleader
with a fat lip.
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You're right.
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This is so amazing!
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My brother's getting married
and in London!
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It's so romantic.
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Hey, pretty smart!
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Tissue paper.
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You're at the wedding.
You have to cry.
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Handkerchief?
No, I got my invitation.
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Isn't this adorable?
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Ross let Ben address mine.
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Did you get your invitation
to Ross' wedding?
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Don't worry, I get to bring a guest.
We'll show him.
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I'm so jealous you're all going.
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I never knew you can't fly
in your third trimester.
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I didn't, either.
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I knew that.
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So I didn't know that.
But you should see your faces.
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What's up?
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Just hanging out.
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What's this?
Ross' wedding invitation?
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Maybe that's the one
we should have hidden.
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No, you guys, come on.
You don't have to do that.
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I'm happy for him.
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I am. I really...
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I'll work on it.
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I'm sorry.
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You're going to come, though,
aren't you?
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I don't know.
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This isn't one of those
"If she doesn't come, we don't come"?
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Because I already bought my ticket.
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You know what would be real weird?
If you weren't there.
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- Just say you'll think about it.
- I'll think about it.
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Who's this from?
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That's Ross'.
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Oh, my God!
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He remembered.
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Remembered what?
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It was months ago.
We were walking by this antique store.
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I saw this and told him
it was like one my grandmother had...
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...when I was a little girl.
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I can't believe he remembered!
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This must've cost a fortune.
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I can't believe he did this.
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Remember when he fell in love
with Carol...
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...and got her
that expensive crystal duck?
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What did you just say?
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Oh, my God!
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Flight number 457
from Beijing now arriving.
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Oh, my God!
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- We were in school together.
- We haven't seen each other since.
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I land in China.
Guess who's in charge of the dig?
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Julie!
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Isn't that great?
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Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch,
spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
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That is so sweet!
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No, you hang up.
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No, you...
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One, two, three.
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You didn't hang up!
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She didn't hang up either.
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No, you hang up.
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You!
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Ross, hi.
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It's Rachel.
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I'm just calling to say
that everything's fine.
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And I'm really happy for you...
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...and your cat.
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Obviously, I am over you.
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I am over you.
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And that, my friend,
is what they call closure.
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I got a message from you.
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Oh, my God!
Hang up the phone!
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Give me the phone!
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You're over me?
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Oh, God.
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You're over me?
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When were you...
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...under me?
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Basically...
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...lately, I've...
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I've sort of had feelings for you.
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I need to lie down.
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He broke up with Julie!
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Go hug her, for God's sakes!
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Really?
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It's always been you, Rach.
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Oh, God.
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Listen, I'm sorry
I had to work tonight.
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That's okay.
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You're worth the wait.
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And I don't just mean tonight.
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Oh, God!
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Honey.
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That's okay.
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No, you just rolled over
the juice box.
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Did you say anything to Rachel about
me and the girl from the copy place?
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I'm sorry.
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Was I not supposed to?
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You ended it!
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Because I was mad at you.
Not because I stopped loving you.
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You still love me?
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What does this mean?
Do you want to get back together?
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Maybe.
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I don't know.
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I just, I feel...
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I can't believe I even thought of
getting back together. We're so over!
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Fine by me!
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And hey! Just so you know,
it's not that common.
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It doesn't happen to every guy,
and it is a big deal.
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I knew it!
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<i>Rachel's coming up.
<i>Doesn't she look pretty?
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Oh, my God!
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This is us getting ready
for the prom.
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We don't have to watch this.
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Yeah, we do!
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Come on!
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<i>- Get a shot of Monica.
<i>- How do you zoom out?
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<i>There she is!
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Shut up!
The camera adds 10 pounds.
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So how many cameras
are actually on you?
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<i>Dad, turn it off!
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<i>It is off.
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<i>Right, Ross?
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Looking good, Mr. Kotter!
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<i>I can't go to my prom without a date.
<i>It's too late.
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<i>If you're not going,
<i>then I don't want to go either.
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<i>I have a wonderful idea.
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<i>You should take Rachel to the prom.
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We've seen enough.
Let's turn it off.
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- I want to see!
- Fine, I'm not going to watch.
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<i>Come on, kid. Let's go.
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<i>Are you handsome!
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<i>Let's show them!
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<i>- Okay, Dad.
<i>- Rachel, ready or not.
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<i>Here comes your knight in shining...
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<i>Oh, dear!
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<i>How do I turn this off?
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I can't believe you did that.
289
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See? He's her lobster!
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You're really not going?
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It's just going to be too hard.
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You know, I mean...
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...it's Ross.
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How can I watch him get married?
295
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It's just for the best.
You know? It is.
296
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Plus somebody's got
to stay here with Phoebe.
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She's going to be pretty big by then.
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She'll need someone
to help her tie her shoes.
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Drive her to the hospital
if she goes into labor.
300
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You don't have a car.
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And your license expired.
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There's so much to do,
and I have so little time!
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Check this out.
304
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There's a place you can go
to rent videos of all the museums.
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"It's almost as good as being there."
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It's better! You can't go to a museum
in your underwear.
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You could, but just the one time.
308
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We could get videos
of the sights...
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...get a VCR in our hotel room
and never have to go outside!
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If we do that,
we've got to rent "Die Hard".
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I bet the British version is good!
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И вдруг, столько всего происходит.
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Знаю.
Росс женится.
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Фиби производит людей.
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- Все чем-то заняты.
- А мы просто сидим здесь.
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Если бы я умер,
люди бы узнали обо мне...
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...только по отпечатку задницы на этом стуле.
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- Что мы вообще делаем?
- Прожигаем жизни.
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Я имел в виду в обед.
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Мы должны сделать что-нибудь.
Что-нибудь грандиозное.
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Мы могли бы забраться на Эверест.
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Не что-нибудь глупое, а грандиозное
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Я видел рекламу этого фильма.
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Люди туда каждый день забираются.
И мы наверняка сможем
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Почему бы и нет?
В смысле - это же просто подъем.
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- Да, и просто спуск
- Ага
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Точно идем. Некисло было бы оставить отпечаток
задницы на Эвересте.
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Вы о чем?
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- Мы собираемся подняться на Эверест.
- Да, детка.
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Я изучала вопрос.
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Ага, это стоит что-то типа 60 тысяч баксов и,
вообще-то, вы можете умереть там.
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И вы бы точно умерли.
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Мы могли бы достать тот фильм об Эвересте.
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Это мы могли бы сделать без риска для жизни.
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<i>Пока мы в видеопрокате, почему бы нам
не взять "Крепкого Орешка"?</i>
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Я только что вспомнил.
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Что кассету с Эверестом можно заказать только
по почте.
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Так что, остаемся тут и отвисаем?
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Но когда-нибудь потом...
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<i>...мы оторвем свои задницы от стульев
и еще раз возьмем посмотреть "Крепкого орешка".</i>
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Эпизод с приглашением.
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Быстро ты. У меня обычно часы уходят на то, чтобы
уложить Бена.
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Он такой милашка.
Знаешь, что он сказал?
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- Спокойной ночи, мамочка.
- Это потому что у него много мамочек.
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Ага, вообще-то, он уже говорит это слово вместо
"женщина".
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Так вы уже пригласили дядю Натана или нет?
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О, Боже
Его никто не любит.
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Он такой скряга. Ни за что не полетит в Лондон.
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Пригласи его.
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00:03:09,401 --> 00:03:11,301
Они достаточно хороши?
40
00:03:12,637 --> 00:03:14,468
Ага, просто замечательные.
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00:03:14,973 --> 00:03:17,305
Мы скажем, что Бен подписал их.
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00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:20,769
Ты и Рэйчел пригласил?
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00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:22,604
Конечно, почему нет?
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Серьезно?
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Я бы не чувствовала себе комфортно в присутствии
моих бывших любовников.
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Так ты считаешь, нам не следует ее приглашать?
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00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:35,521
Ты же знаешь, Рэйчел мне очень нравится.
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Я просто думаю, что для тебя это будет неловко.
49
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Но решать безусловно тебе.
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- Еще чаю?
- Давай.
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00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:46,626
Черного?
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Ладно, приглашай кого хочешь.
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Я не хочу быть холостяком, ясно?
Просто хочу еще раз жениться.
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00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:07,453
А я просто хочу миллион долларов.
55
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О. Боже, Моника. Слава Богу!
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Это Рэйчел.
Тоже пережила школу Линкольн Хай.
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Это Чендлер.
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Фиби.
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Джоуи.
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- Помнишь моего брата Росса?
- Конечно.
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00:04:29,014 --> 00:04:30,845
В старших классах...
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...я был без памяти влюблен в тебя.
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Я это знала.
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Знала?
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Я был уверен, ты думала, что я - непривлекательный
брат Моники.
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Так и думала.
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Слушай, а может...
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Постараюсь не дать моей исключительной чувствительности
стать тут помехой.
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Ничего, если я как-нибудь
приглашу тебя на свидание?
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Может быть.
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Ладно, может быть приглашу.
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Смотри, я вижу...
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...сильную страсть у тебя в будущем.
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- Серьезно?
- Да
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Росс, ты такой замечательный.
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Этому не бывать никогда.
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У меня есть вопрос.
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На самом деле, это даже не совсем вопрос.
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Скорее, это общее размышление...
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...удивление.
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Ну, уже какое-то время я хочу...
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Да, да.
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Хорошо.
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Слушай
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Что?
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<i>с вершины мира я смотрю</i>
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<i>на все вниз</i>
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<i>и единственное объяснение этому</i>
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Слушайте, мисси, если вам нужна эта
коляска, вам придется взять и меня в придачу.
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- Ты это видел?
- Ты была потрясающа.
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Совершенно новая женщина,
дамы и господа.
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Без тебя я бы не справилась.
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Белье в сушке осталось?
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Я в порядке.
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Ты не имела права говорить мне о своих чувствах
ко мне.
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У меня все было замечательно с Джули, пока я это
не узнал.
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У меня тоже все было замечательно, пока я не узнала
о тебе. Ты думаешь, мне легко видеть тебя с Джули?
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Сейчас это совсем не кстати.
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00:06:57,362 --> 00:06:58,954
Слишком поздно.
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У меня уже кто-то есть. Я счастлив.
Этот кораблик уже уплыл.
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00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:04,802
Отлично, ладно
Вперед, делай это.
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00:07:05,003 --> 00:07:07,369
Мне не нужен твой дурацкий корабль.
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Впервые в жизни я занимаюсь тем, что мне не безразлично.
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Тем, что у меня действительно хорошо получается.
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Если ты этого не понимаешь...
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Я понимаю, но я устал от отношений с твоим автоответчиком.
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Я больше так не могу.
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Я тоже не могу.
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Это из-за Марка?
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О, Боже
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Хорошо, не из-за него.
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Больше не могу ссориться из-за одного и того же.
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Ты все слишком усложняешь
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Это я-то все усложняю?
И что мне по твоему делать?
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Я не знаю. Слушай, может нам пока просто взять
паузу?
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Ты прав. Давай успокоимся.
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Давай поедим мороженого или типа того.
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Паузу в отношениях.
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- Почему мы так спешим?
- Бывшая подружка, о которой я рассказывал.
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Она хочет вернуться ко мне.
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00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:56,369
О, нашел наконец.
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Так рада за вас, ребята.
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- Удачи с твоей подружкой.
- Спасибо.
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- Ты получил мое сообщение?
- Ты как раз вовремя.
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Я могу быть снова твоей девушкой?
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Еще как можешь.
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Я хочу, чтобы ты ушел.
Убирайся.
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Я хочу поговорить об этом
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Ну ладно, и как она?
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- Что?
- она была хороша?
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Не отвечай на это!
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Ты же хотел поговорить об этом.
Как она тебе?
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Она была...
134
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- Она была совсем не хороша.
- Ничто по сравнению с тобой.
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Она была не такой, как ты.
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00:09:55,006 --> 00:09:56,496
Не такой в лучшую сторону?
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Никто не любит перемен.
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00:10:00,979 --> 00:10:02,810
Просто прекрати
139
00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:05,740
То, что ты сознаешься во всем.
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00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:10,316
Это показывает, насколько ты вырос, знаешь.
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То есть, моя мама была уверена, что из этого ничего
не выйдет.
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Она все повторяла: "Изменив однажды, он не
остановится".
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00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:26,503
Я бы хотела, чтобы мы не теряли эти четыре месяца
понапрасну.
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00:10:26,771 --> 00:10:31,504
Но если тебе время было нужно только чтобы побежать
на сторону.
145
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Мы же расстались
146
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Похоже, она тебе действительно нравится.
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00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:53,558
Что мне делать?
Мы договорились, что это на две недели.
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Никаких обязательств.
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Та девушка весь вечер болтала с твоими друзьями...
150
00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:03,572
...выспрашивая у них истории о тебе...
151
00:11:03,841 --> 00:11:06,435
...рассматривая твои с Моникой фотоальбомы.
152
00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:09,772
Тебе не следует этого делать, если у вас это всего
на две недели.
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Думаешь?
154
00:11:12,217 --> 00:11:16,347
У тебя 14 часов до ее отъезда в аэропорт.
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00:11:16,621 --> 00:11:18,919
А ты все еще сидишь здесь в коридоре...
156
00:11:19,123 --> 00:11:22,354
...с 28-летней чирлидершей с толстой губой.
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- Ты права.
- Ага
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Так захватывающе
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Мой брат женится в Лондоне
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Это так романтично
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Эй, довольно умно.
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салфетка.
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Ты на свадьбе.
Тебе нужно поплакать.
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Носовой платок?
Нет, у меня есть приглашение.
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Разве оно не прелесть?
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Росс разрешил Бену подписать мое.
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Ты получил приглашение на свадьбу Росса?
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Нет.
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Не беспокойся, я собираюсь прибыть с гостем.
Мы ему покажем.
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Я так завидую, что вы все будете там.
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Я понятия не имела, что нельзя летать в третьем
триместре.
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Я тоже.
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А я знал.
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Конечно, я не знал об этом.
Но вы бы видели ваши лица.
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Привет ребята, как дела?
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Да просто отвисаем.
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Что это?
Приглашение на свадьбу Росса?
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Наверное это то, которое мы должны были на самом
деле спрятать?
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О, нет-нет, ребята, ладно вам.
Вам не обязательно это делать.
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Я счастлива за него.
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Да. Я правда...
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Еще поработаю над этим.
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Прости, милая.
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Так ты собираешься поехать, да?
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Я не знаю.
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Слушай, это же не тот случай, когда "Раз
она не едет, то и мы не едем?"
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- Я уже купил билет.
- Тебя еще даже не пригласили.
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Знаешь, что действительно было бы странно?
Если тебя там не будет.
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- Просто скажи, что обдумаешь это.
- Да, обдумаю это.
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- Это от кого?
- От Росса.
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О, Боже мой.
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Он не забыл.
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Не забыл что?
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Это было несколько месяцев назад.
Мы проходили мимо той антикварной лавки.
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Я увидела это и сказала ему, что точно такой же
был у моей бабушки...
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...когда я была маленькой девочкой.
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Поверить не могу, что он не забыл.
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Он, наверное, дорогой безумно.
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Поверить не могу, что он сделал это.
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Помнишь, когда он влюбился в Кэрол...
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...он купил ей безумно дорогую хрустальную утку?
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Это что ты сейчас сказал?
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О, Боже мой.
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Рейс номер 457 из Пекина прибывает.
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О, Боже мой
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- Мы вместе в школе учились.
- Мы с тех пор вообще не виделись.
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Я приземлился в Китае.
Угадайте, кто возглавлял раскопки?
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Джули
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Разве не здорово?
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Разве это не-дать-тебе-по-яйцам, задушить-тебя
фантастично?
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Это так мило
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Нет, ты вешай трубку.
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Нет, ты...
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Раз, два, три.
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Ты не повесил
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Она тоже не повесила.
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Хорошо, нет. Нет, ты вешай.
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Ты
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Росс, привет.
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Это Рэйчел.
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Я звоню просто сказать, что все просто замечательно.
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И я по-настоящему счастлива за тебя...
223
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...и твою кошку.
224
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Очевидно, я уже остыла к тебе.
225
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Я остыла к тебе.
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И это, мой друг, то, что называется, конец.
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У меня есть сообщение от тебя.
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О, Боже мой
Повесь трубку
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Отдай мне телефон
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Ты остыла ко мне?
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О, Боже.
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Ты остыла ко мне?
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Когда же ты...
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была горяча со мной?
235
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Вообще-то...
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...недавно...
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я поняла, что у меня были чувства к тебе.
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Мне нужно прилечь.
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Он порвал с Джули.
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Иди обними ее, ради всего святого.
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- Правда?
- Правда.
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Это всегда была ты, Рэйч.
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О, Боже.
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Слушай, мне жаль, что мне нужно поработать сегодня
вечером.
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Все нормально.
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Ты стоишь того, чтобы подождать.
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И я имею в виду не только сегодняшний вечер.
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О, Боже.
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Милый.
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Это не страшно.
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Не-не, ты просто перекатилась через пакет с соком.
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Скажи, что ты ничего не сказал Рэйчел обо
мне и той девушке из копировального офиса!
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Прости.
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Мне не нужно было?
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Именно ты все закончила.
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Потому что я злилась на тебя.
А не из-за того, что перестала тебя любить.
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Ты все еще любишь меня?
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Что это значит?
Ты хочешь вернуться ко мне?
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Может быть.
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Я не знаю.
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Я просто, Я чувствую...
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Поверить не могу, что у меня вообще даже мысль
возникла о возвращении. У нас настолько все кончено
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Ну и замечательно.
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И послушай. Просто чтоб ты знал - это не что-то
обычное.
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00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:54,904
Это случается не с каждый парнем,
и это еще как имеет значение.
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Я знал это!
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<i>Рэйчел заходит. Разве она не милашка?</i>
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О, Боже мой.
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Это мы собираемся на выпускной.
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Нам не обязательно это смотреть.
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Не, давайте посмотрим.
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Давайте.
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<i>- Сними Монику.
- Где здесь зум?</i>
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<i>А вот и она!</i>
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Заткнитесь
Камера добавляет 4 килограмма.
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Так сколько камер на самом деле на тебе?
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<i>Пап, выключи ее!</i>
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<i>Она выключена.</i>
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<i>Правда, Росс?</i>
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Хорошо выглядишь, мистер Коттер.
(отсылка к ситкому "Welcome Back, Kotter")
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<i>Я не могу прийти на выпускной без пары.
Слишком поздно.</i>
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<i>Если ты не идешь, я тоже не хочу идти.</i>
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00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,078
<i>У меня есть отличная мысль.</i>
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00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:03,508
<i>Сходи вместе с Рейчел на выпускной.</i>
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Мы уже достаточно посмотрели.
Давайте выключим.
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- Я хочу досмотреть
- Отлично, а я не собираюсь.
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00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:10,145
<i>Давай, детка. Иди.</i>
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<i>Милашка!</i>
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00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:14,815
<i>Покажись им!</i>
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<i>- Готов, пап.
- Рэйчел, готова?</i>
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00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:24,200
<i>Вот идет твой рыцарь на белом коне...</i>
292
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,933
<i>О, дорогой!</i>
293
00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:34,869
<i>Как мне ее выключить?</i>
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Поверить не могу, что ты сделал это.
295
00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:41,882
Ага, ну...
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Видите? Он ее лобстер
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00:21:11,048 --> 00:21:13,073
Нет
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Ты правда не идешь?
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00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:18,986
Это было бы очень нелегко.
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В смысле...
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...это Росс.
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Разве я смогу видеть,
как он женится?
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Лучше уж так.
Знаешь? Лучше так.
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Плюс ко всему, кто-то же должен остаться здесь
с Фиби.
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00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:37,469
К тому времени она уже будет довольно большая.
306
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,268
Ей потребуется помощь в завязывании шнурков.
307
00:21:41,512 --> 00:21:44,106
Чтобы отвезти ее в больницу, когда у нее начнутся
схватки.
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00:21:45,115 --> 00:21:46,673
У тебя нет машины.
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А твои права просрочены.
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Видишь, мне столько всего нужно сделать,
а у меня так мало времени для этого
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Зацени.
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00:22:00,664 --> 00:22:04,122
Есть место, куда ты можешь прийти и взять посмотреть
видео со всеми музеями.
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"Это почти так же здорово, как побывать там."
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Это даже лучше. Ты не можешь пойти в музей в трусах.
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00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:14,507
Можешь, но только один раз.
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Мы могли бы взять кассеты со всеми музеями...
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00:22:18,983 --> 00:22:22,544
...взять напрокат видак в номер отеля и никогда
не выходить оттуда
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<i>если мы решимся на это, обязательно возьмем
и "Крепкого орешка".
- Спорим, что британская озвучка классная?</i>
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