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All right, Phoebe?
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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I would want world peace. . .
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. . .no more hunger,
good things for the rain forest.
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And bigger boobs.
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Well, see, you took mine.
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What about you?
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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
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There's always one guy. . . .
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''If I had a wish, I'd wish
for three more wishes. ''
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Hey, Joey.
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What would you do
if you were omnipotent?
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Probably kill myself.
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Excuse me?
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If little Joey's dead,
then I got no reason to live.
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Joey, omnipotent.
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You are?
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Ross, I'm--
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The One With George Stephanopoulos
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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.
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How does she do that?
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I cannot sleep in a public place.
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Would you look at her?
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She's so peaceful.
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What?
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It's okay. You just nodded off again.
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What's going on?
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I got no sleep last night.
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My grandmother has
this new boyfriend. . .
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. . .and they're both
kind of insecure in bed, so--
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And deaf.
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They're constantly reassuring
each other they're having a good time.
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You have no idea how loud they are.
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You can stay with Rachel and me.
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Thanks.
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--95, 96, 97.
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See, I told you. Less than
1 00 steps from our place to here.
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You got way too much free time, man.
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There's the birthday boy.
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Check it out.
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Hockey tickets. Rangers-Penguins
tonight and we're taking you.
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Happy birthday!
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We love you, man.
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It's funny. My birthday
was seven months ago.
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-So?
-I'm guessing you had an extra ticket. . .
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. . .and couldn't decide
who got to bring a date?
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Well, aren't we
Mr. ''The Glass is Half Empty. ''
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Oh, my God!
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Is today the 20th?
October 20th?
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I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
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What's wrong with the 20th?
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Eleven days before Halloween?
All the good costumes are gone?
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Today's the day Carol and I. . .
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. . .first consummated. . .
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. . .our physical relationship.
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Sex.
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I better pass on the game.
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I'm just gonna go home and think
about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
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The hell with hockey!
Let's all do that!
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Come on, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice!
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Guys night out! Come on,
what do you say, big guy? Huh?
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-What are you doing?
-I have no idea.
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Come on, Ross.
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All right. Maybe it will
take my mind off it.
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-Promise to buy me a big foam finger?
-You got it.
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Look, look!
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My first paycheck!
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Look at the window!
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There's my name! Hi, me!
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I remember when
I got my first paycheck.
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There was a cave-in in a mine,
and eight people were killed.
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You worked in a mine?
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No, I worked at a Dairy Queen.
Why?
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Isn't this exciting?
I earned this.
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I wiped tables for it.
I steamed milk for it.
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And it was totally. . .
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. . .not worth it.
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Who's FICA?
Why's he getting all my money?
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I mean, what--?
Chandler, look at that.
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This is not that bad.
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You're fine for a first job.
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You can totally, totally
live on this.
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By the way, great service today.
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-Terrific!
-Excellent!
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Hockey!
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Hockey!
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Rachel?
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Oh, my God!
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I swear I've seen birds
do this on Wild Kingdom.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We were in the city shopping,
and your mom said you work here. . .
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. . .and it's true!
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Look at you in the apron.
You look like you're in a play.
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God, look at you! You are so big!
I can't believe it!
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I know, I know!
I'm a duplex.
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So what's going on with you?
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Guess who my dad's making
partner in his firm?
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And while we're on
the subject of news. . . .
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Look! I have elbows!
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Passes it up to Leetch.
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Leetch spots Messier in the crease.
Here's the pass!
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We'll take a time-out while Messier
looks at some women's shoes.
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Carol was wearing boots
just like those the night. . .
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. . .that we first. . . .
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You know?
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In fact, she. . .
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. . .she never took them off.
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It's because we--
Sorry.
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What?
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Peach pit.
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Yes, bunny?
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Peach pit.
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-That night, we had--
-Peaches?
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Actually, nectarines,
but basically. . . .
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Could've been a peach.
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Then we got dressed. . .
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. . .and I walked her to. . .
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. . .the bus stop.
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I'm fine.
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That woman's got
an ass like Carol's.
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What? I thought we were
trying to find stuff.
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Come on, you guys.
Tell me all the dirt.
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The biggest news is still you
dumping Barry at the altar.
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All right, let's talk
reality for a second.
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-When are you coming home?
-What?
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Guys, I'm not.
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Come on. This is us.
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I'm not.
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This is what I'm doing now.
I've got this job.
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Waitressing?
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I'm not just waitressing.
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I mean, I'm. . . .
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I write the specials
on the specials board.
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And I take the dead flowers
out of the vase.
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Sometimes Arturo lets me put the little
chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
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Your mom didn't tell us
about the blobbies.
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How was it with your friends?
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Okay, how would you like
some Tiki-Death punch?
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What's that?
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-Well, it's rum and--
-Okay.
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We thought since Phoebe's staying over
we'd have a slumber party.
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We got trashy magazines.
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We got cookie dough.
We got Twister.
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And I brought Operation.
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But I lost the tweezers
so we can't operate.
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But we can prep the guy.
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Rach, it's the VISA-card people.
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Oh, God.
Ask them what they want.
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Could you please tell me
what this is in reference to?
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Yes, hold on.
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There's been unusual
activity on your account.
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But I haven't used my card in weeks.
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That is the unusual activity.
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They just wanna see if you're okay.
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They wanna know if I'm okay?
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They wanna know if I'm okay.
Okay, let's see.
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Let's see. The FICA guys took
all my money.
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Everyone I know is either
getting married or pregnant. . .
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. . .or promoted.
And I'm getting coffee.
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And it's not even for me!
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If that sounds like I'm okay,
then tell them I'm okay. Okay?
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Rachel has left the building.
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Can you call back?
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All right! Come on!
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Let's play Twister!
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-I'm sorry.
-Sorry.
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There was ice there
that night with Carol?
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Plastic seats? Four thousand
angry Pittsburgh fans?
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I was just saying it looks
like we're not sitting together.
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But now that you mention it,
there was ice there that night.
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It was the first frost.
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Just sit down. Sit.
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You should feel great. You're doing
this amazing independent thing.
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Monica, what is so amazing?
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I gave up, like, everything.
And for what?
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You are just like Jack.
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Jack from downstairs?
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No, Jack and the Beanstalk.
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Ah, the other Jack.
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See, he gave up something. . .
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. . .but he got those magic beans.
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Then he woke up and there was. . .
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. . .this big plant. . .
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. . .outside of his window,
full of possibilities and stuff.
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And he lived in a village,
and you live in the Village.
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Okay, but Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow.
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I gave up an orthodontist.
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Okay, I know I didn't love him. . . .
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See, Jack did love the cow.
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But, see, it was a plan.
It was clear.
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Everything was figured out
and now everything's like. . . .
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''Flupie''?
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You're not the only one.
We don't know where we're going.
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At some point, it's all
gonna come together. . .
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. . .and it's just gonna be ''un-flupie. ''
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Yeah, like that's a word.
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Okay, but, Monica, what if
it doesn't come together?
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Well, because you just--
I don't like this question.
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See, you guys? What if we
don't get magic beans?
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I mean, what if all we've got are. . .
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. . .beans.
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Get him!
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Get him! Get him!
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Yes! You're not laughing now,
are you, pal?
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All you need are toothless guys
hitting each other with sticks.
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Pass it! Pass it!
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He's open!
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Shoot it!
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We're on that TV thing.
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Excuse me?
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It says to call if you're not completely
satisfied with this candy bar.
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Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
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It's kind of an emergency.
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You know that, or we'd be
in the predicament room.
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Hold on.
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Fill these out. Sit over there!
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I don't wanna make any trouble.
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But I'm in a lot of pain here,
all right? My face is dented.
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You'll have to wait your turn.
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How long will it be?
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Any minute now.
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I'm so sorry, you guys.
I didn't mean to bring you down.
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No, you were right.
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I don't have a plan.
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Pizza guy!
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-Thank God.
-Food!
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-Phoebe?
-What?
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00:13:35,612 --> 00:13:37,250
Do you have a plan?
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I don't even have a ''pla. ''
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One mushroom, green pepper and onion?
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That's not what we ordered!
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We ordered a fat-free crust
with extra cheese!
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Wait. You're not G. Stephanopolous?
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Oh, man.
My dad's gonna kill me!
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Wait!
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00:14:00,732 --> 00:14:02,085
Did you say. . .
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. . .G. Stephanopolous?
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It goes across the street.
I gave him yours.
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00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:08,888
Bonehead! Bonehead!
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00:14:09,612 --> 00:14:14,288
Was this a small Mediterranean guy
with curiously intelligent good looks?
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00:14:15,132 --> 00:14:16,485
That sounds about right.
241
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,087
Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
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And a power tie?
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No, pretty much just a towel.
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Oh, God!
245
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:27,207
Want me to take this back?
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00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:31,127
Are you nuts? We've got
George Stephanopolous' pizza!
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00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:38,691
Who's George Snuffleupagus?
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00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:42,611
That's Big Bird's friend.
249
00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:46,682
I see pizza!
250
00:14:46,932 --> 00:14:48,888
I wanna see. Let me see.
251
00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:51,009
Hello! Who are we spying on?
252
00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:54,244
You know, the White House adviser?
Clinton's campaign guy.
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The one with the great hair,
sexy smile, really cute butt.
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Oh, him! The little guy.
Oh, I love him!
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Wait. Wait, I see a woman.
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Tell me it's his mother.
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-Definitely not his mother.
-Oh, no!
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She's walking across the floor.
259
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She's walking, she's walking.
260
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She's going for the pizza.
Hey, that's not for you, bitch!
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Excuse me?
262
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We've been here for over an hour,
and people less sick have gone in.
263
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That guy with the toe thing?
Who's he sleeping with?
264
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Oh, come on, Dora.
Don't be mad.
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I know we both said some things. . .
266
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. . .we didn't mean. . .
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. . .but that doesn't mean
we still don't love each other.
268
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You know, I feel like I've lost her.
269
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Lights still out?
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Maybe they're napping.
271
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Please. They're having sex.
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Shut up!
273
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So what do you think George is like?
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I think he's shy.
275
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I think you have to draw him out.
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And then when you do. . .
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. . .he's a preppy animal.
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I remember the moonlight came in. . .
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. . .through the open window,
and her face had the most. . .
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. . .incredible glow.
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Yes, the moon, the glow,
the magical feeling.
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You did this part. Could I get
some painkillers over here, please?
283
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He's right, enough already.
What is the big deal about today?
284
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So you slept with her
for the first time.
285
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So what? You slept with her
for seven years after that.
286
00:16:57,132 --> 00:16:59,282
It's a little more complicated
than that.
287
00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:04,162
Is it that she left you? That she
left you for a woman that likes women?
288
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Louder. There's a man on the 1 2th
floor in a coma who didn't hear you.
289
00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:13,127
Then what?
290
00:17:14,212 --> 00:17:16,248
My first time with Carol was. . .
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. . .was my. . . .
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What?
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It was my first. . .
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. . .time.
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00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:29,922
With Carol?
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So in your whole life,
you've only been with one. . .?
297
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Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake.
298
00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:48,807
There's a lot of stuff
we could've done tonight.
299
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Okay, I got one.
300
00:17:53,932 --> 00:17:56,685
Do you remember that vegetarian pвtй. . .
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. . .that I made that you loved so much?
302
00:18:00,932 --> 00:18:03,844
Well, unless goose is a vegetable!
303
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:11,411
Okay, fine. Now I don't feel so bad
about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
304
00:18:11,892 --> 00:18:13,723
What? You slept with Jason?
305
00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:15,405
You'd already broken up.
306
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How long?
307
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A couple hours.
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Oh, that's nice!
309
00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:22,248
Okay, okay, I got one!
310
00:18:24,612 --> 00:18:25,488
Anyway. . . .
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The valentine Tom left
in your locker was really from me!
312
00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:30,921
Excuse me?
313
00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:35,083
Hello! Like he was really
gonna send you one.
314
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She was a big girl!
315
00:18:41,332 --> 00:18:43,766
Really? Well, at least. . .
316
00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:47,243
. . .big girls don't pee in
their pants in seventh grade!
317
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I was laughing. You made me laugh!
318
00:18:50,332 --> 00:18:52,482
Oh, my God! There he is!
There he is!
319
00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:55,845
-Where?
-Where we've been looking all night.
320
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-Oh, he's so cute.
-George, baby, drop the towel.
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Come on, drop the towel.
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Man, can you believe he's
only had sex with one woman?
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I think it's great.
324
00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:17,804
You know, it's sweet.
325
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It's romantic.
326
00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:22,048
Really?
327
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:25,250
No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.
I judge him.
328
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,245
Hey, buddy!
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That's attractive.
330
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:39,045
I thought you were great
in Silence of the Lambs.
331
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Admit it, all things considered,
you had fun tonight.
332
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,521
Where was the fun? Tell me specifically
which part was the fun part?
333
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,603
Where's my puck?
334
00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,649
-The kid has it.
-The kid?
335
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,486
Excuse me, that's my puck.
336
00:19:56,732 --> 00:20:00,168
I found it. Finders keepers,
losers weepers.
337
00:20:03,532 --> 00:20:05,250
You gotta do it, man.
338
00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:09,250
Oh, yeah? I'm rubber, you're glue.
Whatever you--
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I can't do it.
340
00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:14,251
Listen, give me back my puck.
341
00:20:14,732 --> 00:20:15,642
Yes, how about it.
342
00:20:15,892 --> 00:20:18,087
Come here.
Give me my puck.
343
00:20:18,332 --> 00:20:19,890
No roughhousing in my ER!
344
00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:21,485
Give me my puck!
345
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,648
Now that was fun.
346
00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:39,566
Right foot, red.
347
00:20:39,932 --> 00:20:42,844
Could've played Monopoly, but no!
348
00:20:49,092 --> 00:20:50,241
Thanks.
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00:20:57,932 --> 00:20:59,081
Right hand, blue.
350
00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:03,051
Good.
351
00:21:10,532 --> 00:21:12,204
It's the VISA-card people.
352
00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:14,125
Will you take my place?
353
00:21:14,412 --> 00:21:16,209
All right. Yes, this is Rachel.
354
00:21:21,332 --> 00:21:24,881
No, I know. I haven't been
using it much.
355
00:21:25,092 --> 00:21:28,482
Well, thanks.
But I'm okay, really.
356
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:30,046
To the green.
357
00:21:31,412 --> 00:21:33,448
I've got magic beans.
358
00:21:35,892 --> 00:21:37,291
No, never mind.
359
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To the left! To the left!
360
00:21:41,412 --> 00:21:43,050
I'm fine.
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Теперь ты, Фиби
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Если бы я была всемогущей на один день, я бы пожелала
мир во всем мире,
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чтобы не было голода, а у тропических
лесов чтобы все было хорошо.
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И сиськи побольше.
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Ты глянь, желания у нас совпадают!
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А ты бы что сделал?
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Если бы я был всемогущим всего один день, я бы
сделал себя всемогущим навсегда
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Вот всегда найдется такой умник:
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"Если бы у меня было одно желание, я бы пожелал
еще 3 желания."
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Привет, Джоуи!
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Что бы ты сделал, если бы ты был всемогущим?
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Наверное, убил бы себя.
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Что?
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Если маленький Джоуи умер, тогда у меня нет причин
жить.
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Джоуи, я про омнипотентный говорю.
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Ты?
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Сочувствую, Росс.
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Эпизод с Джорджем Стефанопулосом.
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Как это у нее получается?
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Я не могу спать в общественных местах.
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Ты посмотри на неё.
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Выглядит такой умиротворенной.
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Что?
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Все в порядке. Ты опять задремала.
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Что происходит?
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Я не спала прошлой ночью.
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У моей бабушки этот новый бойфренд,
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и они оба такие неуверенные в постели, и ...
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К тому же глухие.
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Постоянно уверяют друг друга, что им хорошо.
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Вы себе не представляете, какие они шумные.
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Можешь пожить у нас с Рэйчел.
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Спасибо.
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-95, 96, 97.
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Я же тебе говорил! До сюда от нашего дома меньше
100 шагов
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Да у тебя похоже слишком много свободного времени.
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Вот он, наш именинник.
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Смотри-ка!
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Билеты на хоккей. Сегодня Рэйнджеры против Пингвинов,
и мы берем тебя с собой.
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С Днем рождения!
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Мы любим тебя, друг!
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Интересно. Мой день рождения был семь месяцев
назад.
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Ну и?
Думаю, у вас просто был лишний билет...
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и вы не могли решить, кто берет с собой девушку?
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Ну, разве мы не Мистер "Стакан наполовину
пустой"
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00:03:01,012 --> 00:03:02,445
О, Боже!
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00:03:02,852 --> 00:03:04,683
Сегодня 20-е? 20-е октября?
48
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Я надеялась, что ты забудешь
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00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:08,851
Что не так с 20-м?
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00:03:09,092 --> 00:03:12,243
Что - 11 дней до Хэллоуина? Все хорошие костюмы
уже разобрали?
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Сегодня тот самый день, когда Кэрол и я..
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... впервые вступили...
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... в физическую связь.
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У нас был секс.
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Я лучше не пойду на игру.
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Просто пойду домой, и буду думать о бывшей жене
и её любовнице лесбиянке.
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Черт с ним, с хоккеем!
Давайте все о них думать!
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Пойдем, Росс! Ты, я, Джоуи, лёд!
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Парни гуляют! Ну давай,
босс, что скажешь, а?
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- Что ты делаешь?
- Понятия не имею.
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Идем, Росс!
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Ну, ладно. Может это меня отвлечет.
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Обещай, что купишь мне поролоновый палец?
Считай, он уже твой.
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Смотрите!
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Моя первая зарплата!
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Посмотрите на конверт!
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Тут написано мое имя!
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Помню, когда я получила свою первую зарплату,
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в шахте случился обвал и погибло восемь человек
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Ты работала на шахте?
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00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:15,641
Нет, я работала в "Молочнице", а что?
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00:04:18,932 --> 00:04:21,492
Как замечательно!
Я заработала эти деньги!
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Ради них я вытирала столы, кипятила молоко.
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И это все было абсолютно..
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..зря.
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Кто такой этот НДФЛ? Почему он получает мои деньги?
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Какого..?
Чэндлер, глянь-ка.
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Не так уж и плохо.
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Для начала совсем неплохо.
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Прожить можно
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Кстати, отличный сегодня сервис.
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- Потрясающий!
- Замечательный!
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Хоккей!
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Хоккей!
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Рэйчел?
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Боже!
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В "Мире животных" показывали птиц, которые
точно так же верещали.
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Девчонки, что вы тут делаете?
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Мы ходили по магазинам, а мама твоя говорила,
что ты тут работаешь..
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..и так оно и есть!
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Посмотрите на ее фартук!
Как будто играешь в пьесе какой!
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Гляньте-ка на нее! Огромный живот!
Даже не верится!
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И не говори!
Настоящий дирижабль.
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А у тебя как дела?
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Угадайте, кого папочка собирается сделать партнером
в фирме?
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Раз уж мы обмениваемся новостями..
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Глянь-ка! У меня есть локти!
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Передача Личу
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Лич видит Мессье на пятачке.
Передача!
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И пока Мессье любуется женской обувью, возьмем
небольшой тайм аут
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На Кэрол были точно такие же сапоги той ночью...
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..когда мы впервые..
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Ну, вы знаете..
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Кстати, она..
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...она их так и не сняла.
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Потому что мы..
Ну извините.
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Что опять?
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Персик..
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Что, зайчик?
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Персиковая косточка.
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- В тот день мы..
- Ели персики?
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На самом деле, нектарины, но в принципе..
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могли быть и персики.
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Потом мы оделись..
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..и я ее проводил до..
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..автобусной остановки.
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Я в порядке.
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У этой женщины попка как у Кэрол.
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Ну че ты? Я думал, мы ищем сходство
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Давайте, девчонки, выкладывайте все сплетни
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Самой актуальной новостью до сих пор остается
твой побег от алтаря.
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Так, поговорим начистоту.
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Когда ты возвращаешься домой?
Что?
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Девочки, я и не собираюсь.
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Да перестань. Это ж мы.
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Да правда не собираюсь.
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Это то, чем я сейчас занимаюсь.
Эта работа.
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Официанткой?
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Я не просто официантка.
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Я..
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Я записываю блюда дня на особой доске.
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Меняю цветы в вазах.
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Иногда Артуро разрешает мне посыпать печенюшки
шоколадной крошкой.
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Твоя мама не говорила нам про крошки.
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Как прошел вечер с подружками?
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Хочешь пунша
"Смертельный Тики"?
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Что там?
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- Ром и...
- Давай сюда.
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Мы решили, раз Фиби ночует
у нас, устроим девичник.
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У нас есть "желтые" журналы,
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песочное тесто, "Твистер"...
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А я принесла "Операцию"!
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Но потеряла пинцет, поэтому мы
не сможем оперировать.
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Зато можем подготовить
пациента.
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Рэйч, тебя. Из Визы.
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О боже.
Спроси, что им нужно.
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Скажите, пожалуйста,
по какому поводу звонок?
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Минутку.
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С твоей кредиткой
творится что-то подозрительное.
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Но я уже сто лет не
пользовалась картой.
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Это-то и подозрительно.
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Они просто хотят знать,
все ли с тобой в порядке.
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В порядке?
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Они хотят знать,
все ли со мной в порядке?
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Значит, так. Налоговая
забрала все мои деньги.
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Все мои знакомые выходят
замуж, беременеют
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или делают карьеру.
А я делаю кофе.
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И даже не для себя, а для других!
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Если это похоже на "порядок",
скажи им, что я в порядке. Хорошо?
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Рэйчел нет дома.
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Перезвоните, пожалуйста.
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Ладно! Давайте!
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Давайте играть в "Твистер"!
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- Извините.
- Извините.
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Что, опять? Той ночью с
Кэрол у вас был лед?
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Пластиковые стулья? Четыре тысячи
разъяренных фанатов Питтсбурга?
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Нет, я хотел сказать:
"Похоже, что у нас места по отдельности."
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Но раз уж ты заговорил об этом,
да, той ночью был лед.
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Ударил первый мороз.
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Садись. Просто сядь.
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Ты должна чувствовать себя замечательно!
Ты же зажила самостоятельной жизнью!
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Моника, что же тут замечательного?
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Я пожертвовала практически всем.
А что взамен?
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Ты прямо как Джек.
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Какой Джек, с нижнего этажа?
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Нет, из сказки. Джек и Бобовый Стебель.
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А-а, другой Джек.
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Вот видишь, он чем-то пожертвовал,
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но зато получил взамен волшебные бобы.
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А потом он проснулся и увидел за окном
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гигантское растение,
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а в придачу к нему столько
возможностей и всяких штук.
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Он жил на окраине,
и ты живешь на окраине... Манхэттена
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Ну хорошо. Но, Фибс, Джек пожертвовал
всего-то коровой,
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а я - ортодонтом.
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Ну ладно, я знаю, я его не любила...
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Вот видишь, а Джек корову обожал.
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Но ведь у меня был план.
Все было ясно.
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Все было просчитано,
а теперь все пошло как-то...
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Несуразно?
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Ну и что, ты не первая и не последняя.
Мы сами не знаем, куда нас жизнь ведет.
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А потом в какой-то момент
мозаика складывается
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и все становится "суразно".
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Ага, как будто есть такое слово.
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Моника, а вдруг оно
не сложится?
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Ну... значит.. просто это...
Мне не нравится этот вопрос.
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Вот видите? Что, если мы не получим
волшебных бобов?
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Что, если мы получим просто...
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...бобы?
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Мочи его!
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Давай! Всыпь ему!
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Так его! Что ты на это скажешь, приятель?
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Все, что тебе было нужно, это кучка беззубых мужиков,
молотящих друг друга клюшками.
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Передавай! Передавай!
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Он свободен!
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Бросок!
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Смотри, мы на экране!
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Будьте любезны..
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Тут написано позвонить, если у меня есть претензии
по поводу шоколадки.
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Так у меня и есть претензии.
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У нас вроде как срочное дело.
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Поэтому-то мы и обратились в скорую, а не в недоступную
помощь.
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Минуточку.
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Заполните-ка пока вот это!
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Я не хочу проблем.
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Но чтоб вы знали, я мучаюсь от боли. У меня вмятина
вместо лица.
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Дождитесь очереди.
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Сколько ж нам ждать?
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Совсем чуть-чуть.
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Простите меня, девчонки, я не хотела испортить
вам настроение.
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Нет, ты права
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И у меня нет плана.
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Доставка пиццы!
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- Слава тебе, господи!
- Еда!
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- Фиби?
- Что?
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А у тебя есть план?
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У меня нет даже "пла..."
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Вы заказывали с грибами, перцем и луком?
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Нет, мы это не заказывали!
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Мы заказывали диетическую с сыром!
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Погодите! Это разве не квартира Дж. Стефанополоса?
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Боже, отец убьет меня!
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Стой!
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Как ты сказал..
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Дж. Стефанополос?
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Надо было отнести эту пиццу в дом напротив. А
я отдал ему вашу.
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Тупица! Тупица!
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Как он выглядел? Смуглый, невысокий, симпатичный?
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Что-то в этом роде.
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Одет в обалденный синий костюм?
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И дорогой галстук?
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Не, он был просто в полотенце.
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Ой, мамочки!
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Поменять?
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С ума сошел? У нас пицца самого Джорджа Стефанополоса!
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Кто такой Степашколопос?
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Друг Каркуши
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Вижу пиццу!
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Я хочу посмотреть! Дай посмотреть!
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Эй, за кем шпионим?
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Ну ты знаешь, консультант из Белого Дома.
Мужик, который занимался кампанией Клинтона?
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Который с красивыми волосами, сексуальной улыбкой
и аппетитной попкой.
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А, этот! Невысокий такой!
Я его обожаю!
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Тихо вы, я вижу женщину.
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Пожалуйста скажи, что это его мать.
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- Точно не мать.
- О нет!
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Она идет через комнату
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Идет, все еще идет
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Подходит к пицце.
Эй, не трогай, зараза, не твое!
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Прошу прощения?
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Мы торчим тут уже более часа. И люди менее пострадавшие,
чем мой друг, были приглашены на прием.
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Тот парень с пальцем?
Он здесь с кем-то переспал?
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О Дора, сжальтесь! Не сердитесь!
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Я согласен, мы оба наговорили глупостей..
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..не подумав..
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..но это не значит, что мы перестали любить друг
друга.
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У меня такое чувство, будто я потерял ее навеки..
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Свет до сих пор не горит?
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Может, они просто спят.
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Я тебя умоляю! Они занимаются сексом.
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Замолчи!
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Как вы думаете, каков Джордж в постели?
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Я думаю, он робок.
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Думаю, его надо сначала растормошить.
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И когда это получится,
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..он становится восхитительным хищником
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Помню, лунный свет проникал..
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..через открытое окно, и было видно ее лицо..
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..дивно сияющее.
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Да-да, луна, сияние, волшебное чувство.
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Ты уже упоминал.
Кто-нибудь, дайте мне болеутоляющее!
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Он прав. Хватит уже.
Что ж такого особенного в этом дне?
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Ну переспал ты с ней впервые.
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Что с того? Ты потом с ней спал последующие семь
лет
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Да не так это все просто.
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Дело в том, что она тебя бросила? Что ушла к женщине,
которой нравятся женщины?
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Погромче. Коматозный мужик на двенадцатом этаже
тебя не расслышал.
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В чем же дело?
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Мой первый раз с Кэрол был..
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...был моим..
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Чем?
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Это был мой первый..
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..раз.
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С Кэрол?
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Так за всю свою жизнь ты переспал с одной только..?
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Боже мой. Идти на хоккей было большой ошибкой.
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Было много других способов
провести этот вечер.
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Так, вот еще кое-что.
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Помнишь овощной паштет,
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..который я делала и тебе так понравился?
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И с каких это пор гусь стал овощем!
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И ладно, теперь я не буду мучаться угрызениями
совести о том, что переспала с Джейсоном Херли.
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Ты? Ты спала с Джейсоном?
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Вы ж расстались.
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И сколько времени прошло с того момента?
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Пара часов.
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Мило.
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Так, так, я кое-что вспомнила!
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Короче..
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Валентинка, которую якобы Том оставил в твоем
шкафчике, на самом деле была от меня.
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Что?
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Але гараж! Как будто он тебе когда-нибудь собрался
бы написать
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Она была такой толстой!
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Да? По крайней мере..
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..даже будучи толстой я не писалась в штаны в
седьмом классе!
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Я смеялась! Ты меня рассмешила!
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О боже! Смотрите, вот он!
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- Где?
- А куда мы пялились весь вечер?
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- Ах, он такой милый!
- Джордж, детка, сбрось полотенце.
320
00:18:59,652 --> 00:19:01,449
Ну давай, сними полотенце.
321
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:13,442
Блин. Можешь себе представить, что у
него был секс только с одной женщиной?
322
00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:15,851
Я считаю, это здорово.
323
00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:17,804
Так трогательно,
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00:19:18,332 --> 00:19:20,050
романтично.
325
00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:22,048
Серьезно?
326
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:25,250
Ты что, смеешься? Он же ненормальный.
Я его осуждаю.
327
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,245
Привет, друг!
328
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,284
Какой красавчик.
329
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:39,045
В "Молчании ягнят"
ты был великолепен.
330
00:19:41,532 --> 00:19:44,649
Ну признайся, несмотря ни на что
ты сегодня повеселился.
331
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,521
Какое веселье?! Скажи мне конкретно,
где именно было веселье?
332
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,603
Где моя шайба?
333
00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,649
- У пацана.
- У пацана?
334
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,486
Извини, но это моя шайба.
335
00:19:56,732 --> 00:20:00,168
Я ее нашел. Что упало — то пропало.
336
00:20:03,532 --> 00:20:05,250
Ты должен сделать
это сам.
337
00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:09,250
О да? Кто обзывается,
то сам так...
338
00:20:09,492 --> 00:20:10,845
Не могу.
339
00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:14,251
Слушай, отдавай мою шайбу.
340
00:20:14,732 --> 00:20:15,642
А, может, да.
341
00:20:15,892 --> 00:20:18,087
А ну-ка иди сюда.
Гони шайбу, я сказал.
342
00:20:18,332 --> 00:20:19,890
Эй, вы! Не хулиганить у меня в отделении!
343
00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:21,485
Отдай мою шайбу!
344
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,648
А вот и веселье.
345
00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:39,566
Правая нога на красное.
346
00:20:39,932 --> 00:20:42,844
Ведь могли же играть в "Монополию",
но нет!
347
00:20:49,092 --> 00:20:50,241
Спасибо.
348
00:20:57,932 --> 00:20:59,081
Правая рука на синее.
349
00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:03,051
Отлично.
350
00:21:10,532 --> 00:21:12,204
Рэйчел, это из Визы.
351
00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:14,125
Займешь мое место?
352
00:21:14,412 --> 00:21:16,209
Ладно. Рэйчел слушает.
353
00:21:21,332 --> 00:21:24,881
Нет. Я знаю. Я ею почти
не пользовалась.
354
00:21:25,092 --> 00:21:28,482
Ну спасибо.
Но у меня все хорошо.
355
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:30,046
На зеленое.
356
00:21:31,412 --> 00:21:33,448
У меня есть волшебные бобы.
357
00:21:35,892 --> 00:21:37,291
Да так, ничего.
358
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:39,045
Налево! Налево!
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00:21:41,412 --> 00:21:43,050
У меня все хорошо.
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