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Are you looking at naked tribeswomen?
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No, look.
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That's a pig.
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I know.
But look at the knobs on it!
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Emily's cousin kicked me out.
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- What?
- Why?
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When you sublet
from your wife's cousin...
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...then you divorce, sometimes
the cousin wants his apartment back.
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Didn't you sign a lease?
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Who needs a lease when it's "family"?
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You can stay with us.
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Anything you need.
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But you have to let us know
when you feel better...
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...so we can make fun of your hair.
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You got it.
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Thanks, I really appreciate this.
I'm going to get packing again.
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I've been moving around so much
that I feel like a nomad.
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He thought you said gonad.
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The One Where Ross Moves In
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If every place were this clean,
it'd be tough making a living.
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Oh, Larry!
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Do health inspectors
work on commission?
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No, bribes.
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- It's okay to laugh?
- I was just kidding.
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- I'll check the kitchen floor.
- Knock yourself out.
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Yummy!
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Yeah, I'd let him check out
my kitchen floor.
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A ninety-eight.
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I deducted two points
for not wearing your hat.
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That is a Section 5 violation.
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Now look, Larry, honey.
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I wrote the book on Section 5.
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You only need to wear it
in the kitchen.
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Where's your hat?
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In the kitchen. I'll get it.
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There's the two points!
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You should really read
that book you wrote.
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You saw the hat in the kitchen and
knew she'd go in hatless to get it.
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You could have your own
health inspector detective show.
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I don't know about that.
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But then I could be
your sidekick, Voonda.
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Maybe I could ask Voonda
to dinner sometime?
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She would love that...
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...since you know
all the clean places to eat.
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I'll call you.
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He's so funny!
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Thank you.
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How's Ross doing
since all the Emily stuff?
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He's not great.
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But he's dealing with it.
Wait, you're not...
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I can't get started
with all that Ross stuff again.
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He'll be screwed up for a long time.
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Besides, I don't go for guys
right after they get divorced.
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Right, you only go for them
five minutes before they get married.
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- Two pounds of mocha java.
- It's Danny.
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Are you going to go out again?
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I don't know.
He hasn't called since we went out.
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I see him in the hallway.
We flirt. I'm all...
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...and then nothing.
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Wow, thirsty.
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I'm having a party on Saturday.
Sort of a housewarming thing.
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- Fun.
- Great!
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I'm looking forward to it.
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See you!
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So I guess we won't
be warming his house.
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All right, I see what he's doing.
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He's not asking me out
because he wants me to ask him out.
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And you won't do that.
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That's right!
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Because that would give him
the control.
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So now he comes up with this
"I've got a party" thing...
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...to get me to hint
for an invitation.
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Blew up in his face, didn't it?
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So there is no party?
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No, there's a party.
There's a party.
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But the power?
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That is still up for grabs.
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You follow me?
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I think so.
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So he won't invite you to his party
because he likes you?
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Exactly!
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Hey, roomies!
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I love what you've done
with the place.
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I know it's a lot of boxes.
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- I appreciate you letting me stay here.
- Not a problem.
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Since you'll be here a while...
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...we could put your name
on the answering machine.
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I hope you don't mind...
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...but I kind of already
jazzed it up a little.
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Check it out.
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<i>We will
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<i>We will call you back
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Pretty cool.
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- You're fake laughing too, right?
- The tears are real.
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You look beautiful this evening.
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Show me the badge again.
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Shiny.
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You mind if I wash up?
Who knows where these have been?
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You are just nonstop!
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- We're out of here.
- Why?
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I saw ten violations.
I'm shutting this place down!
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- You have the power to do that?
- This does.
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Shut it down.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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You built a fort, didn't you?
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Kind of.
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Oh, my God! The air purifier.
Ross' air purifier.
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All I heard for four years
through college was...
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You should have gone out
once in a while.
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- I hate this thing!
- Come on, Chandler.
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Ross is our friend.
He needs us right now.
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So why don't you be a grownup
and come watch TV in the fort?
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I wanted to invite you to the party.
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Thanks, I'll try to stop by.
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Actually, I think
I'm going to be busy.
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You are?
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Remember, I've got that gala?
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What's the gala for?
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It's a regatta gala.
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Do you sail?
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No, but I support it.
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I hope I see you tomorrow night.
Take care.
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Walked right into that one,
didn't he?
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What one?
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You wanted him to invite you
and he did.
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He waited until the last minute.
So if I said yes...
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...he'd know I had nothing better
to do than wait for his invitation.
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But I said no...
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...which puts me back
in the driver's seat.
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So the ball is in his court?
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Ball?
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No, there's no ball.
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Joey, please.
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Sorry.
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Hello, children.
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You want to play some foosball?
Please?
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We moved the table into my room
because of all the boxes.
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Come on!
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I have one question.
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What is the deal with this?
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Bye-bye, little puppet Joey hand?
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No, the quiet down thing.
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You mean this.
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I don't know how much more
I can take.
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Did you know he taped over my "Baywatch"
tape with a show about bugs?
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My God!
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What if that had been porn?
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All right, this may be tough...
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...but it's Ross.
I survived college with him.
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I guess I can hold out
a little longer.
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Let's have a game.
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Fellas?
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So he's out of here.
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Got anything to eat?
I went to Jono's and it was closed.
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I took Larry there, but it was all
violated, so we shut it down.
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If this guy keeps closing our
favorite places, where will we eat?
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I don't know. Clean places?
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Yum!
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00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:22,800
It's Danny.
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Don't let him in!
I'm supposed to be at a gala.
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We'll be right there.
Can't you say it's later?
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What kind of a regatta gala
starts at night?
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The fake kind.
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- I need a ladle. You got a ladle?
- We have a ladle.
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See you at the party.
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You know what Larry would say?
He'd say, "See you ladle."
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I'm done. You want anything?
Sports? International?
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00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,300
Apartment listings?
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00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,500
I'll take sports.
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Mine!
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00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,400
All right, international.
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That's mine too.
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I'm Italian.
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I could check apartment listings,
though there's never anything here.
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Not even on page seven?
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00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,400
You're right.
Here's an affordable place.
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Two bedroom, close to work.
It's available in five weeks.
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What about that circled one?
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It's kind of expensive for a studio.
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But it's available now.
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Isn't it?
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Yes, it is.
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Let's go look at it!
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There we go!
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Guys, would you chip in for some
new air filters for the purifier?
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I mean, after all,
we are all using it.
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Let's go quicker!
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Oh, my God!
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00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:21,400
Look at this kitchen/bathroom.
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That's great!
So you can cook while in the tub.
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Somebody was using his head.
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00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:33,000
Let's check out
the rest of the place.
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I think this is it.
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I don't know.
Maybe we should keep looking.
196
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,200
But this place is available now.
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00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:54,100
You don't want to be stuck
with us for five weeks.
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00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,600
So you think I should
take this place?
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00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,900
It's perfect!
200
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,000
How about you?
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Kitchen, slash, bathroom.
202
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,500
I see what you guys are saying.
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00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:22,100
I'll go downstairs
and fill out an application.
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00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,800
We are bad people.
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00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,200
He knew we were trying
to get rid of him.
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00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:38,100
Could we get a bathtub
in our kitchen?
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00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,200
Ready for dinner?
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00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,400
- Absolutely.
- Great.
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00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,800
You wanted to go to
the Italian place on Bleecker St.?
210
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,800
I love that place!
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00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:52,000
So, no.
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00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,500
How about Mama Lozetti's?
213
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,800
Sure.
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00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,200
How long has that milk
been sitting out?
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00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,700
No, this place is totally healthy.
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00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,500
This milk is mine.
I bought this today...
217
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:10,200
...because I was thirsty for milk,
you know?
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00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:16,000
Okay, let's go.
219
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,900
Hey, buddy.
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00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:24,200
Health Code 11 B requires that refuse
be taken out the back exit.
221
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,700
But then I have to go
all the way around.
222
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:29,900
So you choose convenience
over health?
223
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,900
Stop, Larry.
224
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:38,200
Can't you just be Larry and not
Larry the health inspector guy?
225
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,300
It was exciting at first.
226
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:45,700
But now, it's like, so where
are we going to eat ever?
227
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:48,800
I suppose I could give him a warning.
228
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,300
Thank you.
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00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,900
Go, go!
230
00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:00,100
If, after dinner,
you still need to bust someone...
231
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:05,200
...I know a hot dog vendor
who picks his nose.
232
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,400
Maybe we did good,
helping Ross get back on his feet.
233
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,200
That was a nice place.
234
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:20,100
No closet space, but he could hang
his stuff out the window in a bag.
235
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,200
What do we do?
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00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,900
I don't know.
237
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,000
Maybe pizza?
238
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,600
About Ross!
239
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,000
It's the apartment manager.
Ross put us as references.
240
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,400
Ross is the greatest guy.
He's very reliable...
241
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:53,600
Of course, he has a big, huge dog
that barks into the night.
242
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,900
Well, who doesn't love dogs?
243
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,400
He's a tap dancer.
244
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:04,000
Yes, some would say
that is a lost art.
245
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,100
He's a pimp!
246
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,400
There you go. He's a pimp.
247
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:13,300
He's a big, tap-dancing pimp!
248
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,900
This is never going to work.
He's right there.
249
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,200
Just go say hi.
250
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,900
I have to go downstairs and back up,
as if I'm coming home from the gala.
251
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:53,300
So just go distract him.
But don't be sexy.
252
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:55,900
What's going on?
253
00:17:56,100 --> 00:18:00,600
This is a great party.
Great food.
254
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:05,900
You know, most parties, it's all
chips and salsa, chips and salsa.
255
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,000
So...
256
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,200
What's this?
257
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,800
Salad.
258
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,600
And what's this?
259
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,900
Bread.
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00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,000
Aren't you a chef?
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Right, tonight was your party.
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You look great!
I'm glad you made it.
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Well, you know,
the gala had to end sometime.
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Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
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Whose court is the ball in now?
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I thought there wasn't a ball.
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Come on. He's glad I came.
He doesn't want me to go anywhere.
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Ball's flying all over the place.
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This is my friend, Tom.
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This is the girl I told you about.
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Come on!
You telling people about me?
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I think you two
could really hit it off.
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I'm gonna to go mingle.
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So you work at Bloomingdale's?
My mom calls it "Bloomies".
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At ease, soldier!
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I'm sorry?
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You can just drop the act.
I know what's going on.
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You're Danny's wingman, right?
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You guys are best buds, frat bros.
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I'm going to go talk to a friend.
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Yeah, you go talk to your friend.
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Go tell him, "Nice try."
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He just keeps lobbing them up...
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...and I keep knocking them
right out of the park.
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I think I need a drink.
286
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Ninety-eight...
287
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...ninety-nine...
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...one hundred!
289
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Okay. Go.
290
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Dude, I'm telling you, I'm fine.
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Here we go, here we go.
292
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So I didn't get that apartment.
Some problem with my application.
293
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You're kidding?
294
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,500
But Phoebe said I could stay
at her place for a while, so...
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00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,200
Well, you can't stay with Phoebe.
We're roomies.
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You don't need me
taking up all your space.
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We got plenty of space.
There's still some by that speaker.
298
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Please, just stay.
299
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Are you sure?
300
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- Definitely.
- You have to stay.
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So I'm a pimp, huh?
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It's okay.
303
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,300
Sometimes I can be a pain in the ass.
304
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But just talk to me.
Tell me if something bothers you.
305
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:19,100
And I'll do everything I can
to keep my annoying habits just...
306
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,400
Well, I see you've had
a very productive day.
307
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The cowboy hat's a little much.
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Come on, it's fun!
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All right.
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Isn't this a woman's hat?
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Dude, stop talking crazy,
and make us some tea!
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Неужели ты пялишься на голую аборигенку?
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Нет, посмотри.
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Это - свинья.
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Я знаю, знаю.
Но посмотри на её выпуклости.
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Кузен Эмили вышвырнул меня.
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- Что?
- Почему?
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Ну, когда ты снимаешь квартиру у кузена своей
жены...
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...а потом разводишься с ней, иногда
кузен хочет свою квартиру обратно.
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Ты подписывал договор?
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Кому нужен договор, когда есть "семья"?
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Ты можешь пожить у нас!
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Всё, что тебе нужно!
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Но, ты должен будешь обязательно сообщить нам,
когда тебе станет легче...
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...чтобы мы могли поржать над твоей причёской.
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Уже стало.
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Спасибо, Я очень ценю это. Пойду опять собирать
вещи.
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Я так часто переезжаю, что начинаю чувствовать
себя кочевником.
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- Что?
- Он подумал, что ты сказал "Яичником"
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Та, в который Росс въезжает
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Если бы все места были такие же чистые, мне не
на что было бы жить
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Ларри
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Инспекторы живут на комиссию?
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Нет, на взятки
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- Можно смеяться?
- Да, я пошутил
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- Я проверю пол на кухне.
- Развлекайся.
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У меня нет нарушений. Ты можешь есть бобы с этого
пола.
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Хотя нет, это нарушение.
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Милашка.
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Да, я бы позволила ему проверить пол на моей кухне
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98
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Я вычел 2 бала за то, что ты не в шапке.
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Это пятый раздел нарушений.
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Ларри, дорогой
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Я написала книгу по пятому разделу.
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Только когда ты на кухне, нужна шапка
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- И где твоя?
- На кухне. Сейчас принесу
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А вот и 2 балла
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Тебе следует прочитать книгу, которую ты написала
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Ты заметил шапку на кухне и знал, что она туда
без неё зайдёт.
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Тебе нужно вести своё собственное шоу детектива-инспектора
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Не думал об этом.
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Тогда бы я была твоим напарником, Вундой.
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Могу я пригласить Вунду на ужин?
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С удовольствием...
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...ведь ты знаешь все чистые рестораны.
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Я позвоню
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Такой забавный
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Спасибо
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Как Росс поживает после всех этих дел с Эмили?
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Так себе.
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Но он справляется. Постой, ты не...
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Я не буду начинать снова всяких дел с Россом
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Он ещё долго будет расстроен
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К тому же, я не охочусь за парнями, которые только
что развелись.
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Правильно, а только за теми, которые без 5 минут
женаты.
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- Килограмм зёрен мокко.
- Это Дэнни.
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Вы ещё собираетесь встречаться?
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Не знаю. С того раза он не звонил
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Я вижу его в коридоре. Мы флиртуем. Я:
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И ничего
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Вау, жажда замучала.
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У меня вечеринка в субботу. Вроде как праздную
новоселье.
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- Здорово
- Замечательно
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Я этого так жду.
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Увидимся
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Полагаю, мы праздновать его новоселье не будем
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Так, ну я поняла, к чему он клонит
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Он не приглашает меня на свидания, потому что
хочет, чтобы это я его пригласила.
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А ты не будешь этого делать
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Именно
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Потому что иначе он будет всё контролировать
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Сейчас он подошёл со всем этим "У меня вечеринка"...
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...чтобы вынудить меня
намекнуть ему пригласить нас.
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Ничего у него не вышло.
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Значит, вечеринки не будет?
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Нет, будет. Будет вечеринка
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Но власть?
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В моих руках
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Ты понимаешь меня?
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Наверно
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Он не пригласил тебя на вечеринку, потому что
ты ему нравишься?
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Точно
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А почему он меня не пригласил?
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Чтобы меня сбить с толку
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Привет, соседи
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Мне нравится, что ты сделал с нашей квартирой
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Знаю, коробок много
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- Я признателен, что ты разрешили мне остановиться
здесь
- Нет проблем
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Так как ты будешь жить здесь некоторое время...
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00:06:09,823 --> 00:06:12,792
...нужно записать твоё имя на автоответчик.
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Я надеюсь, вы не будете возражать...
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...но я уже это сделал.
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Слушайте.
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Мы вам
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Мы вам перезвоним
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Классно
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- У тебя тоже смех притворный?
- Зато слёзы настоящие.
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Ты очень красивая
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Покажи мне значок снова
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Блестящий
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Не возражаешь, если я помою руки? Кто знает, где
они побывали?
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00:07:01,307 --> 00:07:03,366
Ты просто в ударе
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- Мы уходим отсюда
- Почему?
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Я заметил 10 нарушений. Я закрываю это место.
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- У тебя есть на это полномочия?
- У него есть
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Закрывай
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Что ты делаешь?
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Ничего
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Ты построил крепость, не так ли?
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Немного
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Боже мой. Очиститель воздуха. Очиститель воздуха
Росса.
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Всё, что я слышал за 4 года колледжа, было...
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Надо было чаще ходить на свидания.
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- Ненавижу эту штуку
- Да ладно, Чендлер
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Росс наш друг. Мы нужны ему сейчас
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Так почему бы тебе не вести себя как взрослому
и не посмотреть телевизор в крепости?
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Не могу поверить, что Ларри закрыл ресторан "У
Шермана". Я обожаю это место.
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Ты ведь слышала про все эти нарушения.
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Ларри сказал, что нужно было переименовать ресторан
в "У паразитов".
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Этот парень совершенно убивает меня
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Я хотел пригласить вас на вечеринку.
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Спасибо, постараюсь придти.
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А я вот думаю, что буду занята
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Да?
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Помнишь, я говорила, что у меня праздник?
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По какому случаю?
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По случаю регаты
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Ты плаваешь?
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Нет, но я поддержваю это.
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Надеюсь увидеть тебя
завтра вечером. Удачи.
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Угодил прямиком в мою ловушка, да?
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Какую ловушку?
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Ты хотела, чтобы он тебя пригласил. И он пригласил.
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Он ждал до последней минуты. Если бы я сказала:
"Да"...
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...то он бы понял, что я только и ждала его приглашения.
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Но я сказала: "Нет"...
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...и я опять на водительском месте.
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Значит, он пропустил мяч?
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00:09:34,694 --> 00:09:35,786
Мяч?
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00:09:35,995 --> 00:09:37,860
Не было никакого мяча
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Эй, Фибс, хочешь с нами?
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00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:45,130
- Да, конечно. Откуда это?
- Из ресторана "Sun Ling".
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Ларри рассказывал мне про "Sun Ling".
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Нет, спасибо
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Джоуи, пожалуйста
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Извини
147
00:10:23,109 --> 00:10:24,701
Привет, детишки
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00:10:25,478 --> 00:10:28,106
Поиграй со мной в футбол? Пожалуйста
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00:10:31,117 --> 00:10:34,951
Мы перенесли стол в мою комнату, потому что здесь
столько коробок.
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Пошли
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У меня вопрос
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Что это такое?
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00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:51,293
Прощай, игрушечная рука Джоуи?
154
00:10:52,038 --> 00:10:53,528
Нет, это, чтобы быть потише
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00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,173
Ты имеешь в виду
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00:10:59,378 --> 00:11:01,676
Не знаю, сколько ещё я смогу это выносить
157
00:11:01,914 --> 00:11:06,010
Ты знаешь, что он записал поверх "Спасателей
Малибу" шоу про каких-то жуков?
158
00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:09,086
Боже мой
159
00:11:09,555 --> 00:11:11,853
А что, если б это было порно?
160
00:11:12,892 --> 00:11:14,792
Ладно, это может быть тяжело...
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00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:17,554
...но это Росс. Я пережил с ним колледж.
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00:11:18,164 --> 00:11:21,031
Думаю, я ещё могу немного потерпеть
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00:11:21,234 --> 00:11:22,861
Давай поиграем
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00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:30,764
Парни?
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00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,107
Ну всё, он съезжает.
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Есть что-нибудь поесть? Я зашёл к Jono's, а там
закрыто.
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Я привела туда Ларри, но там было столько нарушений,
что мы его закрыли.
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Если этот парень и дальше будет закрывать наши
любимые рестораны, где мы будем есть?
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Не знаю. В чистых?
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Вкусно.
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Это Дэнни
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Не впускай его. Я должна быть на празднике.
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Сейчас иду. Не можешь сказать, что он будет позже?
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Какой праздник начинается ночью?
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Выдуманный.
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- Мне нужен половник. У вас есть?
- У нас есть половник.
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Увидимся на вечеринке.
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Знаете, чтобы Ларри сказал? "Увидимся, половник."
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Я закончил. Хочешь что-нибудь? Спорт? Международные
новости?
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Недвижимость?
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Давай "Спорт".
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Моё.
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Ладно, тогда "Международные новости"
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Тоже моё.
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Я итальянец.
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Могу посмотреть недвижимость, но не думаю, что
там что-то есть.
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Даже на странице 7?
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Ты прав. Вот подходящая квартира.
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2 спальни, близко к работе. Будет свободно через
5 недель.
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Что насчёт обведённого объявления?
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Дорого для студии.
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Но ведь свободно.
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Да?
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Да.
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Пойдём посмотрим.
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Всё, идём.
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Вы не могли бы тоже покупать новые фильтры для
очистителя?
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Так как мы все им пользуемся.
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Надо идти быстрее.
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Боже мой.
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Взгляни-ка на эту кухню/ванную.
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Класс! Можешь готовить, пока принимаешь ванну.
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Кто-то поработал головой.
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Давайте смотреть дальше
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Это всё, что есть.
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Не знаю. Думаю, надо искать дальше.
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Но ведь квартира свободна.
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Ты же не хочешь торчать с нами ещё 5 недель.
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Ты думаешь, мне нужно снять эту квартиру?
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Она идеальна
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А что насчёт тебя?
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Кухня-ванная.
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Я вас понял.
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Пойду вниз и заполню формы.
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Мы плохие люди.
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Он понял, что мы пытаемся избавиться от него.
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А мы можем на нашей кухне поставить ванну?
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Готова поужинать?
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- Абсолютно.
- Замечательно.
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Хочешь в итальянский ресторан на Бликер стрит?
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Обожаю его
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Поэтому нет
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Как насчёт Mama Lozetti's?
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Конечно
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Как долго это молоко стоит здесь?
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Нет, это место суперчистое.
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Это молоко моё. Я купила его сегодня...
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...потому что очень захотелось молока, понимаешь?
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Всё, пошли.
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Эй, друг
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Кодекс здравоохранения гласит, что мусор нужно
выносить через служебный выход.
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Но тогда я должен обходить химчистку.
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Ты предпочитаешь удобство здоровью посетителей?
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Вас не заинтересует бесплатный кофе?
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Ларри, остановись.
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Ты можешь быть просто Ларри, а не Ларри-инспектором?
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Поначалу это было весело.
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00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:39,216
Но если это и дальше будет продолжаться, то где
мы будем есть?
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Я могу сделать ему предупреждение.
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Спасибо
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Иди, иди.
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После ужина, если ты захочешь кого-нибудь наказать...
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...я знаю торговца хот-догами, который ковыряет
в носу.
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Может, мы хорошо поступили, что помогли Россу
подняться на ноги.
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Это хорошая квартира.
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00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:12,807
Нет места для шкафа, зато он может сложить все
вещи в пакет и вывесить за окно.
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Что нам делать?
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Я не знаю.
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Закажем пиццу?
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Я про Росса.
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Это звонит менеджер насчёт квартиры. Хочет, чтобы
мы дали Россу рекомендации.
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Росс замечательный человек. Очень надёжный...
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И конечно у него большая, просто огромная собака,
которая лает по ночам.
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Ну, кто не любит собак?
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Он танцует чечётку.
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Да, некоторые говорят, что это забытое искусство.
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Он сутенёр
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Говорю вам, он сутенёр.
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Большой сутенёр, который танцует чечётку.
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- Ладно, дорогая, я готова
- Что ты делаешь?
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Собираюсь заявиться на вечеринку и вести себя
как:
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"Мне это не нужно, я только что с праздника,
посвящённого регате."
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00:18:39,071 --> 00:18:41,437
Ты это где-то вычитала?
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00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:45,873
Моника, милая, всё из жизни.
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00:18:56,488 --> 00:18:59,252
Ничего не получится. Он прямо там.
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Пойди поздоровайся.
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00:19:00,826 --> 00:19:05,786
Я должна спуститься и подняться, как будто я только
с праздника.
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00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:10,126
Пойди отвлеки его.
Но не будь сексуальной.
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Как дела?
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Отличная вечеринка. Отличная еда.
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Знаешь, на большинстве вечеринок только чипсы
и сальса, чипсы и сальса.
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Так...
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00:19:27,987 --> 00:19:28,976
А что это?
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Салат.
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А это что?
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Хлеб.
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Я думал, ты повар.
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Точно, сегодня же твоя вечеринка.
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Выглядишь замечательно. Рад, что ты смогла придти.
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Ну, любой праздник когда-нибудь заканчивается.
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Никуда не уходи. Я сейчас вернусь.
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В чьей лунке мячик сейчас?
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00:20:02,821 --> 00:20:05,585
Я думала, нет никакого мяча.
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Да ладно. Он рад, что я пришла. Он хочет, чтобы
я никуда не уходила.
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00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,724
Мячики так и летают.
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00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,165
Это мой друг, Том.
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00:20:16,435 --> 00:20:19,063
Это девушка, о которой я тебе рассказывал.
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Ты уже рассказываешь обо мне людям?
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00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:25,405
Я думаю, вам есть о чём поговорить.
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00:20:25,978 --> 00:20:27,741
Пойду к гостям.
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00:20:29,348 --> 00:20:33,751
Ты работаешь в Bloomingdale's? Моя мама называет
его "Блуми".
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00:20:41,026 --> 00:20:42,584
Полегче, солдат.
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00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:45,318
Прости?
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00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:48,967
Можешь остановиться. Я поняла, что здесь происходит.
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00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:51,159
Ты доверенное лицо Дэнни, так?
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00:20:51,437 --> 00:20:54,804
Вы лучшие друзья, братья.
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00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:59,003
Я пойду поговорю с другом.
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00:20:59,311 --> 00:21:02,109
Да, поговори со своим другом.
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Пойди скажи ему: "Хорошая попытка."
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00:21:08,353 --> 00:21:10,446
Он всё их подаёт...
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00:21:10,656 --> 00:21:14,023
...а я всё их отбиваю.
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00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:18,353
Мне надо выпить.
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98.
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99.
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100
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Пошёл.
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00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,135
Говорю тебе, я в порядке.
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Держу тебя, держу.
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00:21:41,086 --> 00:21:45,716
Я не получил квартиру. Что-то не так с мои заявлением.
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00:21:45,924 --> 00:21:47,186
Шутишь?
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00:21:47,392 --> 00:21:51,556
Но Фиби сказала, что я могу пожить у неё некоторое
время...
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00:21:51,764 --> 00:21:55,165
Ты не можешь жить с Фиби. Мы же соседи.
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00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,233
Вам не нужно, чтобы я занимал ваше место.
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00:21:58,504 --> 00:22:02,907
У нас полно места. Например там или вон возле
той колонки.
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00:22:05,277 --> 00:22:06,938
Пожалуйста, останься.
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00:22:07,346 --> 00:22:08,404
Уверены?
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00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,740
- Абсолютно
- Ты должен остаться
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00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:19,253
Значит, я сутенёр, да?
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00:22:21,927 --> 00:22:23,758
Ничего.
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00:22:24,029 --> 00:22:26,293
Иногда я могу быть занозой в заднице.
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00:22:26,532 --> 00:22:30,127
Скажите мне, если я буду вам мешать.
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00:22:30,402 --> 00:22:35,533
И я всё сделаю, чтобы свои раздражающие привычки...
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00:22:51,623 --> 00:22:54,490
Вижу, ты продуктивно провёл день.
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00:22:55,194 --> 00:22:57,128
Ковбойская шляпа - это
немного слишком.
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00:22:57,396 --> 00:22:59,296
Присоединяйся, это весело.
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Ладно.
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00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:12,510
Это не женская шляпка?
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Перестань болтать и сделай нам чай.
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