Парные субтитры для TV фильмов и сериалов на английском и русском языках. Friends - Друзья. 6-19. The One with Joey's Fridge.

 
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Well, that thing's clearly in the way.

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All right.

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Damn fridge!

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-Hi, Joey. How ya doin'?
-Great...

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...roomie.

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-Yeah, I guess we are roommates now.
-I know.

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Now that you bring it up,
our fridge is broken.

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We have to get a new one.

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I checked around and your half is $400.
Thanks a lot.

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I'm not paying for half of that.

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I'm only staying here
until my apartment gets fixed.

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Look, Rach, my parents bought this fridge
just after I was born. Okay?

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Now, I have never had a problem with it.
Then you show up and it breaks!

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What does that tell ya?

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That refrigerators don't live
as long as people?

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All right, you know that the ATM
only lets you take out $300 at a time, so...

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...l'll take a check for the other $100.

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You're jokin', right?

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Of course I'm joking. I don't take checks.

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Thank God, you're pretty.

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The One with Joey's Fridge

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Hi! Do you guys know any cute guys?

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Well, of course, I do.
My good friend, Joey, over here.

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I'm sorry. Thank you, Chandler.

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There's a big charity ball this weekend
and Ralph Lauren bought a table...

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...so I kind of have to go.

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-What's the charity?
-I don't know.

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Something, either trees or disease....

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Ralph mumbles a lot.

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-He mumbles when you're not attentive?
-Yeah. It's weird.

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But the thing is, I need to find a date.

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What type are you looking for?

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Someone that has his own tux
or the ability to rent a tux.

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So he has to be a male
who has at least $50.

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So close.

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-Hi, everybody!
-Hi, there.

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-This is Elizabeth.
-Hi, Elizabeth.

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I'm a student.

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Isn't she cute? Nope.

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This is none of my business,
but weren't you guys supposed to...

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...not be seen in public together?

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We're not together.

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No. We're just two people who happen
to have run into each other here.

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This is....

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Oh, sly!

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I really wanted to meet you guys,
but I have to run.

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-I'll see ya later?
-Okay.

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-Bye, Ross.
-Bye. See you.

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-Didn't mean to run into you like that, sir.
-That is quite all right, ma'am.

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Bye.

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So, why's she leaving? ls it a school night
and she has a lot of homework?

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Yes. Her molecular epidemiology paper
is due tomorrow.

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Well, tell her "good luck" with that.

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Anyone else? Bring 'em on.

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-When's her birthday?
-I don't know, Rachel. Why?

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Well, you know it's just been so long
since I've been to Chuck E. Cheese.

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-I like Elizabeth.
-Well, thanks.

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In fact, I like her so much that you tell her
I want my cookies early this year.

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A box of Thin Mints and some Tagalongs.

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Guys, give him a break.
Ross, seriously, how's it going with her?

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Well, it's actually been great.

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She's 20, so she's not looking for anything
too serious, which is perfect for me now.

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Well, that is great.
And seriously, she seems very nice.

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I know you guys like
giving me a hard time...

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...but it means a lot to me
that you like her.

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-Just knowing you guys are, like--
-Okay, I got a good one.

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What is she, like 12?

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Chandler, do you think we talk
about our relationship enough?

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Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll Ups?

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Okay.

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I just thought of the perfect guy
for Rachel to take.

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That's so funny
'cause we found someone, too.

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That's good. I guess she'll have a choice
between my guy and your weirdo.

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-Why would our guy be a weirdo?
-'Cause that's just your taste.

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See, Rachel's not gonna pick
your stupid guy.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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My guy is a lawyer
who does volunteer work.

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And, he has one of these.

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A face ass?

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A chin dimple.

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Well, our guy works with Chandler.

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And he's really nice and smart
and he's a great dresser.

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-Have you seen your guy's body?
-No. Our guy's just a floating head.

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Well, my guy is spectacular, okay?
He's a massage client.

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And one time, when he was on the table,
I looked at it. And I mean, all of it.

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-You're not supposed to look.
-Yeah, like there are police for that.

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What, you look? You massaged me.

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I know.

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All right, your guy may have a great body,
but our guy...

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...is really funny.

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Chandler funny?

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-Our guy's a great dancer.
-My guy's well-read.

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-Our guy has great hair.
-My guy has great teeth.

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Our guys smells incredible.

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Do you want our guy to be your guy?

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Well, you don't look good, Joe.

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Well, the fridge broke,
so I had to eat everything.

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Cold cuts, ice cream, limes.

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What was in that brown jar?

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-That's still in there?
-Not anymore.

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So, anyway, how do you want to pay me?

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Is this a service you're providing me?

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No, for my new fridge. For our new fridge.

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"Our" new fridge?

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-I don't live here anymore.
-So what?

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Look, okay, suppose we were
a divorced couple.

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And I got custody of the kid. Right?

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Now suppose the kid dies
and I gotta buy a new kid.

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Okay.

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Gimme $400!

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Professor Geller?

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Oh, a student I don't know.

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I was wondering
if I could talk to you for a moment?

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Yes, of course.
What would this be regarding?

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Making out in your office.

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Of course. Why don't we go inside.

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-What?
-Doorknob.

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Sorry.

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I actually do need to talk to you.

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Okay, what about?

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-Spring vacation?
-Spring vacation?

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Yeah, we have time off
and a lot of people are going on trips--

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-Professor Geller.
-Yes, Professor Fiesenstinlender?

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I'll be with you in one moment.

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So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints.

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You don't understand. Elizabeth was
about to ask me to go on a trip with her.

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Is that taking it slow?
I'm not ready for this, okay?

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-What do I tell her?
-Tell her the truth. You're not ready.

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I could do that.

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-Well, what if she gets upset?
-Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.

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Or, you could just, you know, you....

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What the hell are you doing?

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What the hell am I doin'?
You just broke my fridge!

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What? How do you know it....

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How do you know it's even broken?

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You think I don't know
what breaks my fridge?

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Excuse me!

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Well, what do you know?

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Broken!

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That'll be $400.

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Joey, I saw you push him.

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You pushed him?

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Joey, I did not break this. Okay?
That has been broken for a while.

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Chandler, remember I told you
about our fridge?

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I still haven't gotten the check
for your half yet.

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Do not give him any money!

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I'm not talkin' to you!
You broke my fridge!

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-You wanted to see me, Professor Geller?
-Yes. Please come in.

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-Doorknob?
-Yeah. It kind of grows on you.

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Actually, I wanted to finish
talking to you about spring vacation.

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Good.

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Look, l....

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I've been having a great time with you.

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And I just don't want us to move too fast
or put too much pressure on us.

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So, I'm sorry, I just don't think
we should go away together yet.

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It's too soon.

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Ross, I think you misunderstood
what I was saying.

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I just wanted to tell you that
I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.

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No.

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I think you misunderstood
what I was saying.

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What I meant was--

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You are so adorable.

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That. Let's talk about that.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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How did it go with Elizabeth?

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Fine. It was just a misunderstanding.
She didn't want me to go with her.

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She just wanted to tell me that
she's going to Florida for spring vacation.

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Wait, is she going for spring vacation
or spring break, wahoo?

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What's the difference?

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A spring vacation, you're doing nice things
with your grandparents.

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Spring break, you're doing frat guys.

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You know what?
Not all spring breaks are like that.

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-What did you do on yours?
-I went to Egypt with my dad.

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I can see it now.
"Look, Dad, it's the Sphinx, wahoo! "

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I think Elizabeth is a little more serious
than: "Spring break, wahoo! "

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All right? Come on, she's taking my class.

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-And slept with the professor.
-I'm gonna call her.

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You guys, I want you to meet Sebastian.

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We just met at the newsstand. We both
grabbed for the last Field and Stream.

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What? I read that.

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-Can I get you a cup of coffee?
-Yes. Thank you.

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-Rachel, what the hell is this?
-What?

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You ask us to find you a guy and then
you come in here with a guy of your own.

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You found me a guy?

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Yes, we found you a really cute
and funny guy from Chandler's work.

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Yeah, and I found you one, too,
who is not a weirdo.

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You know what though, guys,
I really appreciate that...

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...but I'm just gonna take Sebastian
to the charity.

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Are you sure?
Because our guy smells incredible.

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Would you stop it with that already?

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-Here you go.
-Thank you.

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So, Sebastian,
do you do any volunteer work?

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-No, not really. Why?
-No reason.

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It's just I know a single guy
who does care about other people.

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Are you funny?

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-Excuse me?
-What are you guys doing?

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Are you funny? Tell us a joke!

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Look, I just wanted
to have coffee with Rachel.

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Well, so do a lot of people.

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-Actually, I gotta get going.
-But you--

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-Give me a call sometime.
-But you didn't give me your number.

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Okay, see you later.

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Turns out he is kinda funny.

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I cannot believe you guys!

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He was really nice
and he just left because of you!

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Yeah, but, "Sebastian"?
What is that, a cat's name?

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You know what I noticed, Rachel,
he scares easy.

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Now, is that the kind of guy
you want to take to a ball?

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"Sebastian, would you like to dance?"

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"Okay. I gotta go."

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All right, guys stop it.
Rachel, we're very sorry.

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That is a very insensitive thing
for us to do.

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You know what? Let's make it up to you.
We've two great guys for you.

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Yeah, what have you got to lose?

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You might even end up with someone
really special. If you pick my guy.

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-All right.
-Okay. So, you will meet our guys?

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Yes, I'll meet 'em.

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It doesn't matter which one you choose.
It's up to you.

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Our guy is perfect.

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Or you could go out with the guy
Phoebe deemed was unsuitable for herself.

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Phoebe, there you are!
Okay, you broke my fridge.

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You owe me $400.

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-Okay, sure.
-Really?

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Technically, you owe me $600
for sending out happy thoughts...

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...on your last 10 auditions.

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Call it even?

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Okay.

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There you are.

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So, what did Elizabeth say?

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Turns out she is going to Daytona
for "spring break, wahoo! "

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That means wet T-shirt contests,
guys doing shots off of girls' bodies...

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...waking up next to people
you don't even know.

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She is gonna have a great time!

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Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?

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-You know the hotels?
-I was there! Spring Break '81, wahoo!

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In 1981, you were 13.

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So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts.
I had a blast.

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You know who knows how to party?
Drunk college chicks.

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Okay, she can't go.

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You can't tell her not to go.
You just started dating.

241
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-Then what am I supposed to do?
-Nothing. Just be cool with it.

242
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,800
What if she goes down there
and then sleeps with a bunch of guys?

243
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,300
Well, maybe you don't marry this one.

244
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,900
I'm so glad you're going on this trip.

245
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,300
Yeah, I've been working
so hard this semester.

246
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,900
I really need to go crazy,
blow off some steam.

247
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Sure.

248
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:23,100
Look, I don't know if your plans
are finalized yet, but...

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00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,400
...l know another great way
to blow off steam.

250
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,300
-What?
-Are you into crafts at all?

251
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,700
Ross, are you okay?

252
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,700
Yeah. Of course I'm okay.

253
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I'm just being supportive.

254
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,700
Supportive of you and this whole trip...

255
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,600
...and what's this?

256
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It's a bathing suit?

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To wear in front of people?

258
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,700
Is that supportive?

259
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,900
Is this?

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Okay, good.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:01,200
We're so glad you decided to meet our guy.
You're gonna like him so much.

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00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,100
-When do you want to meet him?
-I don't know.

264
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,100
-I don't work late tomorrow night.
-Tomorrow night is good.

265
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,100
But why put off something 'til tomorrow
when you can do it right now.

266
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,500
-Eldad, come here!
-What?

267
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,800
-Eldad, this is Rachel.
-How are you?

268
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,500
A little blind-sided, but, you know, good.

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Eldad, sit down. Move over now.

270
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,700
There you go. There you are.

271
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,800
Okay, we can take a hint!

272
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,700
What? What are you doing here?

273
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,000
This is Patrick.

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00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,100
-Hi.
-Hi.

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You're too late,
because she's already with our guy.

276
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:42,100
Oh, my God, you're right, I am too late.
They're sitting on the couch and talking.

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00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,800
Come on.

278
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,400
Rachel? This is Patrick.

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00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,500
-Hi.
-Hi.

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This is the guy I was telling you about.

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00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,300
Believe me, this suit does not do justice
to what's underneath it.

282
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,600
Okay.

283
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:01,900
But Pheebs, I'm just sort of
in the middle of something.

284
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,300
Okay. Have a seat.

285
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400
-You can't do that!
-Maybe I should go.

286
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,500
Just sit down, we're winning.

287
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,900
Okay, you know what? Maybe I should go.

288
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,300
No. Have a seat!

289
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,000
Rachel, you haven't touched Eldad's hair.

290
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,200
-It is the softest hair. Touch it.
-I'm good.

291
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,800
Rachel, Patrick is really rich.
Give her some money.

292
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,700
Phoebe, this isn't really worth
the free massage.

293
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,800
-That's right, Patrick. Bye-bye.
-No.

294
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Eldad is much more cooperative
and he can dance.

295
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,700
You dance for Rachel.

296
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,000
No, don't dance for me, please!

297
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,500
What is the matter with you guys?

298
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,700
Yeah, okay, let's talk it out.

299
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,200
Am I the only one
that this is embarrassing for?

300
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,100
I'm a little embarrassed.

301
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:54,200
I'll tell you who should be embarrassed.
It's you guys. This is ridiculous!

302
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,700
Thank you, but I do not need you
to get me a date.

303
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,600
-Then why did she ask us to help her--
-I am still talking!

304
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,500
Then you chase away
the one guy that I actually liked.

305
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:06,000
No offense to you guys.
Really, congratulations on...

306
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,700
...all the cash.

307
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,400
And you really do have very soft hair.

308
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:16,500
But I'd much rather go to the ball
by myself than go through more of this.

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00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,600
Goodbye.

310
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,600
Now, do you use some sort
of special conditioner on that hair?

311
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,900
Yes, papaya extract.

312
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,200
Thank you.

313
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,100
So, have a great time down there.

314
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,500
-I will.
-Yeah.

315
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,100
-Did you pack that bathing suit?
-Yeah.

316
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,000
It was pretty funny
when I hid it for a while.

317
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,500
Anyway.

318
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,200
I am worried about that bathing suit.

319
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,300
Not because it's revealing,
which I'm fine with.

320
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,500
No, I'm concerned about your health.

321
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,300
Sun exposure.

322
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,700
Don't worry, I have plenty of sun block.

323
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,500
-It's SPF 30.
-All right.

324
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,600
Well, if what's in the bottle is actually 30.

325
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,100
I mean, sometimes you get 30,
sometimes it's 4 and I swear...

326
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,300
...more often than not, it's just milk.

327
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,700
Ross, it's gonna be okay.

328
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,900
I'm not going down there
to hook up with a bunch of guys.

329
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,800
I really like you.

330
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,100
I like how things are going between us.

331
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,500
-Really?
-Yeah.

332
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,900
I'm just going down there to relax
and hang out with my friends.

333
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,300
Okay. Cool.

334
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,300
Here they are!

335
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,700
Call me!

336
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,400
Rachel, we're sorry
for pushing those guys on you.

337
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,300
That's all right.
I ended up having a really good time.

338
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:58,500
The charity was a big success,
they raised a lot of money and awareness.

339
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,300
So, what was it for, anyway?

340
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,100
I wanna say a disease.

341
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,600
I just got this weird message from Ross.
He said to turn on MTV. I don't know.

342
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,900
Oh, my God, look! That's Elizabeth!

343
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,500
Professor Geller.

344
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,400
To be 13 again....

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00:00:06,184 --> 00:00:08,778
Эта штуковина только мешается.

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00:00:10,455 --> 00:00:11,786
Так.

3
00:00:14,526 --> 00:00:16,016
Чёртов холодильник.

4
00:00:17,462 --> 00:00:20,090
-Привет, Джоуи. Как дела?
-Великолепно...

5
00:00:20,832 --> 00:00:22,322
соседушка.

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00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:25,200
-Полагаю, мы соседи.
-Я знаю.

7
00:00:25,437 --> 00:00:28,736
Раз уж ты об этом заговорила,
наш холодильник сломался.

8
00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,272
Нужно купить новый.

9
00:00:30,475 --> 00:00:34,036
Я все прикинул, твоя доля - 400 баксов.
Большое спасибо.

10
00:00:35,514 --> 00:00:37,482
Я не собираюсь за это платить.

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Я поживу здесь только до тех пор,
пока мою квартиру не отремонтируют.

12
00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:45,049
Слушай, Рэйч, мои родители купили этот
холодильник сразу после моего рождения, ясно?

13
00:00:45,290 --> 00:00:49,784
У меня никогда не возникало с ним проблем.
А тут появляешься ты, и он ломается.

14
00:00:51,797 --> 00:00:53,890
О чем это говорит?

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00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:57,693
Холодильники живут меньше,
чем люди?

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00:01:00,005 --> 00:01:03,406
Ладно, в банкомате больше, чем 300 долларов,
за раз не снять, так что...

17
00:01:04,076 --> 00:01:06,442
на остальное можешь выписать чек.

18
00:01:06,645 --> 00:01:08,135
Ты же шутишь, да?

19
00:01:09,748 --> 00:01:12,683
Конечно, шучу.
Я не беру чеки.

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00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,683
Слава Богу,
ты симпатяга.

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Эпизод с холодильником Джоуи.

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00:01:59,431 --> 00:02:02,332
Привет. У вас есть знакомые
привлекательные мужчины?

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00:02:02,534 --> 00:02:05,503
Конечно.
Например, мой хороший друг Джоуи.

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00:02:09,374 --> 00:02:12,070
Прости, спасибо, Чендлер.

25
00:02:14,146 --> 00:02:17,377
Будет благотворительный бал,
Ральф Лорен заказал стол...

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00:02:17,582 --> 00:02:18,708
так что, мне придётся пойти.

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00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:21,044
- А на что пойдут средства?
- Не знаю.

28
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То ли на озеленение, то ли на лечение чего-то...

29
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Ральф говорит неразборчиво.

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00:02:28,026 --> 00:02:32,087
- Особенно, когда ты его не слушаешь?
- Да, так странно.

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В любом случае, мне нужен кавалер.

32
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Какого типа?

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Кто-нибудь, у кого есть смокинг или
возможность взять его напрокат.

34
00:02:41,239 --> 00:02:44,106
То есть, обладатель, по
меньшей мере, 50 долларов.

35
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Чуть-чуть не хватает.

36
00:02:47,846 --> 00:02:49,643
- Всем привет.
- Привет.

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-Это Элизабет.
-Привет, Элизабет.

38
00:02:52,851 --> 00:02:54,580
- Я студентка.

39
00:02:55,153 --> 00:02:57,348
Разве она не миленькая? Нет.

40
00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:02,351
Кажется, вас не должны...

41
00:03:02,561 --> 00:03:04,620
видеть вместе?

42
00:03:04,896 --> 00:03:05,885
А мы и не вместе.

43
00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:10,159
Мы просто случайно
здесь столкнулись.

44
00:03:10,368 --> 00:03:11,858
Это...

45
00:03:13,305 --> 00:03:15,773
Ловко.

46
00:03:16,641 --> 00:03:19,235
Я бы хотела получше вас узнать, ребята,
но мне пора бежать.

47
00:03:19,444 --> 00:03:20,877
- Увидимся позже?
- Конечно.

48
00:03:21,079 --> 00:03:22,842
- Пока, Росс.
- Пока, до встречи.

49
00:03:23,315 --> 00:03:27,183
- Я не хотела натолкнуться на вас, сэр.
- Все в порядке, мэм.

50
00:03:27,385 --> 00:03:28,784
-Пока.

51
00:03:29,254 --> 00:03:33,122
Почему она ушла? У неё
много уроков?

52
00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:37,686
Именно. Завтра у неё контрольная по
молекулярной эпидемиологии.

53
00:03:38,363 --> 00:03:40,558
Пожелай ей удачи.

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00:03:41,399 --> 00:03:43,458
Кто следующий? Давайте, позорьте меня.

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00:03:44,236 --> 00:03:47,330
- Когда у неё день рождения?
- Не знаю, а что?

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00:03:47,606 --> 00:03:51,736
Просто я так давно не была в
"Chuck E. Cheese" (детское кафе)

57
00:03:53,478 --> 00:03:55,605
- А мне понравилась Элизабет.
- Что ж, спасибо.

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00:03:55,814 --> 00:04:00,308
Да, очень понравилась, передай ей,
что я хочу купить у неё печенье, не дожидаясь Рождества.

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00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:04,155
Коробку мятных (Thin Mints) и несколько коробок
ванильных с арахисовым маслом (Tagalongs).

60
00:04:04,856 --> 00:04:07,950
Да отстаньте вы от него.
Росс, как у тебя с ней?

61
00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,525
Все прекрасно.

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00:04:09,828 --> 00:04:14,731
Ей 20 лет, ей не нужны слишком серьёзные отношения,
а для меня это сейчас - идеальный вариант.

63
00:04:15,033 --> 00:04:17,934
Отлично.
Она и в самом деле очень милая.

64
00:04:18,203 --> 00:04:21,070
Я знаю, что вам только дай повод
надо мной поиздеваться,

65
00:04:21,273 --> 00:04:22,831
но для меня много значит, чтобы она вам понравилась.

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00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:25,874
- Просто знайте это...
- Так-так, я придумала.

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00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,739
Сколько ей, говоришь? 12?

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00:04:41,092 --> 00:04:43,822
Чендлер, как думаешь, мы достаточно говорим
о наших отношениях?

69
00:04:44,329 --> 00:04:46,763
Думаю, да. А у нас остались фруктовые леденцы?

70
00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,194
Ладно.

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00:04:50,402 --> 00:04:53,235
Я нашла идеального парня, с которым
Рейчел может пойти на бал.

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00:04:53,438 --> 00:04:55,406
Забавно.
Мы тоже кое-кого нашли.

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00:04:55,674 --> 00:04:59,542
Хорошо. Значит, она сможет выбрать
между моим парнем и вашим чудаком.

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00:05:00,612 --> 00:05:04,070
- Почему это наш парень должен быть чудаком?
- Такой уж у вас вкус.

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00:05:05,317 --> 00:05:08,377
Вот увидишь, Рейчел не выберет
твоего тупицу.

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00:05:08,587 --> 00:05:09,611
- Да ну?
- Да.

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00:05:09,788 --> 00:05:12,814
Мой парень - юрист, а еще он
общественной работой занимается.

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00:05:13,024 --> 00:05:15,424
И еще у него вот что есть.

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00:05:17,128 --> 00:05:19,062
Задница на лице?

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00:05:19,431 --> 00:05:20,728
Ямочка на подбородке.

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00:05:21,132 --> 00:05:23,157
А наш парень работает
с Чендлером.

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00:05:23,368 --> 00:05:26,428
Он очень милый, умный и
отлично одевается.

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00:05:26,771 --> 00:05:30,901
- А вы видели тело своего парня?
- Нет, наш парень - одна летающая голова.

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00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:35,743
От моего парня глаз не оторвать.
Я делала ему массаж.

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00:05:35,947 --> 00:05:40,680
И однажды, когда он лежал на столе,
я кое-что увидела. Я все увидела.

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00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,214
- Тебе же нельзя подсматривать.
- Как будто это кто-то контролирует.

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Ты подсматриваешь? Ты же меня массировала.

88
00:05:48,827 --> 00:05:50,624
Я знаю.

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00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:56,633
Ладно, может, у твоего парня отличное тело,
зато наш - забавный.

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00:05:56,835 --> 00:05:58,928
Как Чендлер?

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00:05:59,537 --> 00:06:01,801
- Наш парень прекрасно танцует.
- А мой начитанный.

92
00:06:02,073 --> 00:06:04,303
- У нашего шикарные волосы.
- А у моего красивые зубы.

93
00:06:04,576 --> 00:06:06,874
От нашего парня потрясающего пахнет.

94
00:06:08,213 --> 00:06:11,148
Ты хочешь, чтобы наш парень стал твоим?

95
00:06:19,858 --> 00:06:22,554
Ты неважно выглядишь, Джоуи.

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00:06:23,895 --> 00:06:26,989
Холодильник сломался, так что
мне пришлось все съесть.

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Мясную нарезку, мороженое, лаймы.

98
00:06:31,836 --> 00:06:33,531
А что было в коричневой банке?

99
00:06:33,738 --> 00:06:37,037
- Оно еще там?
- Уже нет.

100
00:06:37,442 --> 00:06:40,138
Короче, когда ты со мной расплатишься?

101
00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,345
Ты хочешь предложить мне какую-то услугу?

102
00:06:45,717 --> 00:06:49,585
Нет, за новый холодильник.
За наш новый холодильник.

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Наш новый холодильник?

104
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- Я здесь больше не живу.
- Ну, и что?

105
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Ладно, представь, что мы с тобой -
разведённая пара.

106
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Опека над ребёнком досталась мне, так?

107
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Допустим, что ребенок умирает,
и я вынужден купить нового.

108
00:07:08,006 --> 00:07:09,473
Допустим.

109
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Дай мне 400 долларов.

110
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Слава Богу, ты хоть симпатичный.

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Профессор Геллер?

112
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Студентка, которую я совсем не знаю.

113
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Хотела узнать, не можем ли мы
поговорить несколько минут?

114
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Да, разумеется.
По какому вы вопросу?

115
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Хочу поцеловать вас в вашем кабинете.

116
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Конечно. Почему бы нам не зайти внутрь.

117
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- Что такое?
- Дверная ручка.

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Прости.

119
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Вообще-то, мне нужно с тобой поговорить.

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О чем?

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- О весенних каникулах.
- О весенних каникулах?

122
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Да, у нас не будет занятий, и
многие поедут отдохнуть.

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- Профессор Геллер.
- Да, профессор Фрисенстинлендер.

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Одну минуту, пожалуйста.

125
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Я возьму одну коробку
мятных (Thin Mints).

126
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Вы не понимаете. Элизабет хотела предложить мне
поехать на отдых вместе с ней.

127
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Это называется "не торопиться"?
Я к этому не готов.

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- Что мне ей сказать?
- Скажи правду, скажи, что еще не готов.

129
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Это я могу.

130
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- А что, если она расстроится?
- Ты утешишь её куклой Барби.

131
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Или ты можешь сделать, ну...

132
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Какого чёрта ты делаешь?

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Какого чёрта я делаю?
Ты мой холодильник сломал.

134
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Что? Откуда....

135
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Откуда ты знаешь, что он сломан?

136
00:09:05,423 --> 00:09:08,620
Ты думаешь, что я не знаю, от чего
ломается мой холодильник?

137
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Ну извините.

138
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Ну, и что ты думаешь?

139
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Сломан.

140
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С тебя 400 долларов.

141
00:09:18,536 --> 00:09:20,970
Джоуи, я видел, как ты его толкнул.

142
00:09:23,575 --> 00:09:24,974
Это ты его толкнул.

143
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Джоуи, я его не ломал, ясно?
Он уже был сломан.

144
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Помнишь, я говорил тебе про наш холодильник?

145
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Я до сих пор не получил
от тебя чек.

146
00:09:41,759 --> 00:09:43,351
Не давай ему денег.

147
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А с тобой я вообще не разговариваю.
Ты сломал мой холодильник.

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- Вы хотели меня видеть, профессор Геллер?
- Да, пожалуйста, входите.

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- Дверная ручка?
- Да. Похоже, тебе это начинает нравиться.

150
00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:11,885
Я хотел закончить наш разговор
о весенних каникулах.

151
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Ладно.

152
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,084
Слушай, я...

153
00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:24,293
Мне с тобой
очень хорошо.

154
00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:29,804
Просто я не хочу, чтобы наши отношения развивались
слишком быстро, не хочу чересчур давить на нас.

155
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Поэтому прости, я думаю, что пока
нам не следует куда-то вместе ехать.

156
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Для этого еще слишком рано.

157
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Росс, ты, наверное, неправильно
меня понял.

158
00:10:39,117 --> 00:10:44,851
Я просто хотела сказать тебе, что уеду
во Флориду на пару недель.

159
00:10:47,492 --> 00:10:49,585
Нет.

160
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Это ты, наверное, меня
не так поняла.

161
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Я имел в виду, что...

162
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Ты просто прелесть.

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Именно. Давай поговорим об этом.

164
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- Привет.
- Привет.

165
00:11:05,376 --> 00:11:07,003
Как все прошло с Элизабет?

166
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Все в порядке. Мы просто друг друга не поняли.
Она не приглашала меня поехать с ней.

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Она просто хотела меня предупредить,
что уезжает во Флориду на весенние каникулы.

168
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Подожди-ка. Она едет на весенние каникулы
или на весенний отрыв?

169
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Какая разница?

170
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Весенние каникулы ты проводишь с
бабушкой и дедушкой.

171
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А в весенний отрыв спишь с толстыми парнями

172
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Знаете, что?
Не все весенние отрывы такие.

173
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- А что ты делал в свой?
- Ездил с отцом в Египет.

174
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Могу себе представить.
"Папа, смотри, сфинкс".

175
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Думаю, что Элизабет - серьёзная девушка,
ей не до этих "весенних отрывов".

176
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Она же ходит на мои лекции.

177
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- И спит со своим профессором.
- Надо ей позвонить.

178
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Ребята, познакомьтесь -
это Себастьян.

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Мы познакомились у газетного киоска, оба
схватили последний номер "Field and Stream." (журнал о рыбалке, охоте и т.д.)

180
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,071
А что? Я его читаю.

181
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- Принести тебе чашку кофе?
- Да, спасибо.

182
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- Рэйчел, какого черта ты делаешь?
- Что?

183
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Ты просишь нас найти тебе парня, а
потом притаскиваешь сюда своего?

184
00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:26,979
Вы нашли мне парня?

185
00:12:27,191 --> 00:12:30,820
Да, мы нашли тебе милого, забавного
парня с работы Чендлера.

186
00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:34,430
Да, а я нашла нормального,
а не какого-то чудака.

187
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:39,461
Ребята, я, конечно,
очень это ценю...

188
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,400
но я, пожалуй, выберу Себастьяна.

189
00:12:41,606 --> 00:12:44,507
Ты уверена?
От нашего парня так приятно пахнет.

190
00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:47,143
Может, уже хватит об этом?

191
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- Держи.
- Спасибо.

192
00:12:51,282 --> 00:12:54,445
Итак, Себастьян, ты занимаешься
общественной работой?

193
00:12:54,919 --> 00:12:56,944
- Вообще-то, нет, а что?
- Ничего.

194
00:12:57,155 --> 00:13:00,420
Просто у меня есть один знакомый, который
заботится и о других людях.

195
00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:03,090
А ты веселый?

196
00:13:04,462 --> 00:13:06,862
- Простите?
- Что вы делаете?

197
00:13:07,265 --> 00:13:09,426
Ты весёлый? Расскажи анекдот.

198
00:13:10,935 --> 00:13:13,233
Я всего лишь хотел выпить
с Рэйчел кофе.

199
00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:15,702
Не ты один такой.

200
00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:19,632
- Вообще-то, мне пора идти.
- Но..

201
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- Позвони мне как-нибудь.
- Ты же не дал мне свой номер.

202
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,109
Ладно, тогда до встречи.

203
00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:29,643
А он, оказывается, довольно забавный.

204
00:13:30,822 --> 00:13:32,813
Поверить не могу.

205
00:13:33,024 --> 00:13:36,050
Такой был классный парень.
но из-за вас ушёл.

206
00:13:36,494 --> 00:13:39,292
Да, но "Себастьян"?
Это что, кошачье имя?

207
00:13:40,665 --> 00:13:44,328
Рэйчел, знаешь, что я заметила?
Он легко пугается.

208
00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:46,833
И ты с таким человеком собиралась на бал?

209
00:13:47,038 --> 00:13:49,006
"Себастьян, может, потанцуем?"

210
00:13:49,507 --> 00:13:50,997
"Ладно, мне пора идти".

211
00:13:52,543 --> 00:13:54,875
Перестань.
Рэйчел, прости нас.

212
00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:57,741
Мы очень
бестактно поступили.

213
00:13:57,982 --> 00:14:01,247
Позволь нам загладить свою вину.
У нас есть 2 потрясающих парня.

214
00:14:01,719 --> 00:14:03,209
Верно, что тебе терять?

215
00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:08,358
Может случиться так, что ты встретишь
парня своей мечты. Если выберешь моего.

216
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:11,421
- Ладно.
- Так ты согласна познакомиться с нашими парнями?

217
00:14:11,629 --> 00:14:12,653
Согласна.

218
00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:15,725
Неважно, которого ты выберешь.
Решать тебе.

219
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,901
Наш парень - само совершенство.

220
00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:23,239
Хотя, ты можешь выбрать и того, которого
Фиби сочла недостаточно хорошим для самой себя.

221
00:14:23,941 --> 00:14:26,239
Вот ты где.
Ты сломала мой холодильник.

222
00:14:26,444 --> 00:14:27,911
С тебя 400 баксов.

223
00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:31,382
- Ладно, хорошо.
- Правда?

224
00:14:32,884 --> 00:14:36,786
Технически, ты должен мне 600 долларов
за то, что я мысленно желала тебе удачи...

225
00:14:36,988 --> 00:14:39,957
на твоих последних десяти пробах.

226
00:14:43,661 --> 00:14:44,992
Так мы в расчёте?

227
00:14:46,764 --> 00:14:48,425
Ладно.

228
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:51,829
А вот и ты.

229
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,536
Что сказала Элизабет?

230
00:14:54,038 --> 00:14:58,236
Оказывается, она едет
в Дэйтону на "весенний отрыв".

231
00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:03,210
Это означает конкурсы мокрых маек, парни
пьют не из стаканов, а из женских пупков...

232
00:15:03,414 --> 00:15:04,506
просыпаешься рядом с незнакомцами.

233
00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:07,047
Она отлично проведёт время.

234
00:15:09,086 --> 00:15:11,418
Она остановится в отеле "Корона"?

235
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:15,991
- Ты знаешь, какие там отели?
- Я был там на "Весеннем отрыве-81".

236
00:15:16,194 --> 00:15:18,890
В 1981 тебе было 13.

237
00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:22,365
Ну, и что? Я съездил, поторговал футболками.
Оттянулся по полной.

238
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:26,469
Знаете, кто умеет по-хорошему оттянуться?
Пьяные студентки.

239
00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,598
Так, она никуда не поедет.

240
00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:34,039
Ты не можешь запретить ей ехать.
Вы только начали встречаться.

241
00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:37,270
- И что я тогда должен делать?
- Отнесись к этому спокойно.

242
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:40,349
А что, если она туда приедет и
переспит там с кучей парней?

243
00:15:40,785 --> 00:15:43,276
Ну, тогда ты на ней не женишься.

244
00:15:47,825 --> 00:15:50,794
Извините, это очень серьёзно.
И знаешь, что, Росс?

245
00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:54,796
Она нравится тебе, ты нравишься ей,
все будет в порядке.

246
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:57,366
Ты права.
Я слишком бурно реагирую.

247
00:15:57,535 --> 00:16:00,231
Просто она остановится в этом
весёленьком отеле на пляже...

248
00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:02,929
с огромным бассейном и бесплатными напитками
к каждому приёму пищи.

249
00:16:03,107 --> 00:16:07,635
Если у неё хватает денег на это, то она определённо
сможет заплатить за холодильник, который она сломала.

250
00:16:14,218 --> 00:16:16,709
Я так рад, что ты туда едешь.

251
00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:19,822
Да, я так устала
за этот семестр.

252
00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:22,515
Мне нужно оторваться по полной,
выпустить пар.

253
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:24,524
Конечно.

254
00:16:26,063 --> 00:16:30,056
Я не знаю, приняла ли ты
окончательное решение, но...

255
00:16:30,635 --> 00:16:33,468
я знаю прекрасный способ
выпустить пар.

256
00:16:33,671 --> 00:16:36,538
- Какой?
- Ты рукоделием занимаешься?

257
00:16:38,476 --> 00:16:39,704
Росс, ты в порядке?

258
00:16:40,177 --> 00:16:42,008
Да, конечно, я в порядке.

259
00:16:42,213 --> 00:16:44,238
Я просто хочу тебя поддержать.

260
00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:47,315
И тебя, и эту
поездку...

261
00:16:47,518 --> 00:16:50,385
а это что такое?

262
00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:53,855
Это купальник.

263
00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:56,192
Ты будешь носить его на людях?

264
00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:58,757
Ты меня поддерживаешь?

265
00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:01,227
А он?

266
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,428
Ладно, хорошо.

267
00:17:04,602 --> 00:17:05,591
- Привет.
- Привет.

268
00:17:05,803 --> 00:17:09,762
Мы так рады, что ты решила познакомиться
с нашим парнем. Он тебе точно понравится.

269
00:17:10,007 --> 00:17:12,805
- Когда ты хочешь с ним встретиться?
- Не знаю.

270
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:15,877
- Завтра мне не придётся работать допоздна.
- Завтра вечером - это хорошо.

271
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:20,676
Но зачем откладывать на завтра то, что
можно сделать сегодня?

272
00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:23,183
- Эльдад, иди сюда.
- Что?

273
00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:26,052
- Это Рейчел.
- Как дела?

274
00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:28,691
Немного ошарашена, но все в порядке.

275
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,623
Садись, Эльдад. Подвинься.

276
00:17:33,531 --> 00:17:35,624
Вот так, располагайтесь.

277
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:39,398
Ладно, намёк понял.

278
00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:42,501
Что ты здесь делаешь?

279
00:17:42,707 --> 00:17:43,901
Это Патрик.

280
00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:45,064
- Привет
- Привет.

281
00:17:45,276 --> 00:17:47,836
Ты опоздала, она
уже знакомится с нашим парнем.

282
00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:52,414
Точно, я опоздала.
Они сидят на диване и разговаривают.

283
00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:54,711
Пошли.

284
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,955
Рэйчел? Это Патрик.

285
00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:00,080
- Привет.
- Привет.

286
00:18:00,257 --> 00:18:02,122
Это парень, о котором я говорила.

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00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:06,262
А его костюм не идёт ни в какое сравнение
с тем, что под ним.

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00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:08,559
Ясно.

289
00:18:08,899 --> 00:18:12,835
Фибс, я вроде как
уже на свидании.

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00:18:13,604 --> 00:18:15,629
Ясно, мне все ясно. Садись.

291
00:18:16,674 --> 00:18:18,733
- Перестань.
- Я лучше пойду.

292
00:18:18,943 --> 00:18:20,968
Сядь на место, мы побеждаем.

293
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:23,770
Наверное. лучше мне уйти.

294
00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:25,915
Нет, сиди.

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00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:28,813
Рэйчел, ты еще не трогала
волосы Эльдада.

296
00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:32,086
- У него очень мягкие волосы. Потрогай.
- Не стоит.

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00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:36,726
Рэйчел, Патрик очень богат.
Дай ей денег.

298
00:18:38,529 --> 00:18:40,929
Думаю, что это не стоит бесплатного массажа.

299
00:18:41,132 --> 00:18:43,157
- Вот именно. До свидания.
- Нет.

300
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:46,461
Эльдад всегда придёт на помощь,
а уж как он танцует.

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00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,263
Станцуй для Рэйчел.

302
00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:50,670
Нет, пожалуйста, не нужно для меня танцевать.

303
00:18:51,308 --> 00:18:53,276
Что с вами такое?

304
00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:55,545
Правильно, давай всё обсудим.

305
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,142
Неужели только я чувствую
себя неловко?

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00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:01,181
Мне тоже немного неловко.

307
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,552
Я скажу, кому должно быть
неловко. Вам троим.

308
00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:10,158
Мне не нужно, чтобы
вы искали для меня кавалера.

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00:19:10,361 --> 00:19:13,125
- А зачем тогда просила?
- Я еще не закончила.

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00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:16,128
Вы прогнали единственного парня,
который действительно мне понравился.

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00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,894
А вы, ребята, не обижайтесь.
Я очень рада, что у тебя...

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куча денег.

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00:19:22,406 --> 00:19:25,466
А у тебя и, правда, очень мягкие волосы.

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00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:30,773
Но уж лучше я пойду на бал одна,
чем буду дальше все это терпеть.

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00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:32,209
До свидания.

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00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:38,113
Ты пользуешься каким-то
особым кондиционером для волос?

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00:19:38,322 --> 00:19:39,550
С экстрактом папайи.

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00:19:39,757 --> 00:19:40,985
Спасибо.

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00:19:46,363 --> 00:19:49,127
Желаю тебе хорошо провести время.

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- Постараюсь.
- Да.

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00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:53,303
- Ты упаковала тот купальник?
- Да.

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00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:57,133
Было смешно, когда я
не надолго его спрятал.

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00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,568
В любом случае.

324
00:20:02,713 --> 00:20:04,943
Меня этот купальник беспокоит.

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00:20:05,149 --> 00:20:08,118
И не потому, что он такой открытый,
с этим у меня проблем нет.

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00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:10,514
Я беспокоюсь о твоем здоровье.

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00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:13,287
Солнечные ожоги.

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00:20:13,491 --> 00:20:15,789
Не переживай, у меня есть солнцезащитный крем.

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00:20:15,993 --> 00:20:17,722
- С уровнем защиты - 30.
- Ясно.

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00:20:17,928 --> 00:20:20,954
Ну, если во флаконе,
правда, 30.

331
00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:24,532
А то иногда написано "30",
а на самом деле там 4, а еще...

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00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:26,965
частенько там вообще ничего нет, просто обычное молоко.

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00:20:28,105 --> 00:20:30,539
Росс, все будет в порядке.

334
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:34,169
Я туда еду не для того, чтобы
закадрить там толпу парней.

335
00:20:34,378 --> 00:20:35,538
Ты мне очень нравишься.

336
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,175
Мне нравится, как складываются наши отношения.

337
00:20:38,382 --> 00:20:39,610
- Правда?
- Да.

338
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:43,651
Я еду, чтобы просто расслабиться
и пообщаться с друзьями.

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00:20:43,854 --> 00:20:45,788
Хорошо. Отлично.

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00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:47,684
А вот и они.

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00:21:00,471 --> 00:21:01,768
Позвони мне.

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00:21:06,844 --> 00:21:09,312
Извини, что мы пытались навязать тебе тех парней.

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00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:12,413
Все в порядке.
В конце-концов, я прекрасно провела время.

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00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:16,814
Акция имела большой успех, удалось собрать
немало денег и привлечь внимание к проблеме.

345
00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:19,854
К какой, все-таки, проблеме?

346
00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,615
Кажется, к болезни.

347
00:21:26,263 --> 00:21:30,461
Я только что получил очень странное сообщение от Росса.
Он сказал включить МTV.

348
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:38,073
Господи, смотрите, это Элизабет.

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00:21:48,419 --> 00:21:50,182
Профессор Геллер.

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00:21:52,790 --> 00:21:55,258
Где мои 13 лет?

 

 
 
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