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Did everything go okay
with the annulment?
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No problems.
It's all taken care of.
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Ross, thank you.
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Want to go see a movie?
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Yeah, why not?
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I'll get my sweater.
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Want to hear something weird?
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Always.
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I didn't get the annulment.
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What?
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We're still married.
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Don't tell Rachel. See you later.
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Do you have any gum?
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Wait! Wait! Ross, can I just
talk to you for just a second?
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We'll be late for the movie.
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There's a cab. Taxi!
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That's great.
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What timing! My God, huh?
There you go.
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We're gonna walk.
It's right at the Angelika.
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The Angelika! Go! Go!
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You didn't get the annulment?!
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I know.
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I tried, but when I got to
my lawyer's office, all I heard was:
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"Three divorces! Three divorces! "
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I just don't want my tombstone to read
"Ross Geller: Three Divorces. "
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Don't worry about that. Your tombstone
can say whatever you want.
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It can say,
"Ross Geller: Good at Marriage. "
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You know what? Mine's gonna say,
"Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive. "
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All I know is, I can't have
another failed marriage.
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So you're gonna be married to
a girl who doesn't even know about it?
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Woman. Sorry.
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Okay, so I don't have it all
worked out quite yet.
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Just don't say anything to Rachel.
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Rachel is one of my closest friends.
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But being the only one that knows
about this makes me feel special. Okay.
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Okay, stop, stop! Phoebe?
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Hey, Rach!
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What was that?
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Sorry. Mix-up.
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How was the movie?
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I haven't seen it yet.
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You'd better hurry.
The Angelika! Go!
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The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
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English Subtitles by
Gelula/SDI
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When I move in,
can I get a gumball machine?
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Of course. Joey wouldn't
let you have one?
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No, when it comes to sweets,
he's surprisingly strict.
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Did you tell him you're moving out?
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No, I keep trying.
And I can get out "Joey, I have to--"
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Then I lose my nerve and I finish
with "--go to the bathroom. "
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He may think I'm sick.
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I have to tell Rachel, but. . . .
We just gotta get it over with.
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Next time we see them,
we'll just tell them. That's it.
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That's how it'll work now?
You'll just order me around?
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-Pretty much.
-All right.
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Hey, man, you feeling better?
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We have something to tell you.
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Oh, my God!
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You're pregnant!
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No!
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Look, Joe, here's the thing.
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Monica and I have decided
to live together, here.
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I'm gonna be moving out, man.
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I'm really happy for you guys.
Congratulations. See you later.
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Are you okay?
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I gotta go. I've got an acting job.
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Like you'd believe that.
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This sucks!
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I'll be across the hall.
And I promise you. . .
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. . .the minute Monica and I break up,
I'm moving right back in.
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If you're gonna move in with him. . .
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. . .I feel it is my responsibility
to tell you the truth about him.
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He's a terrible roommate. Terrible.
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He forgets to. . . .
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He always, he always. . . .
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Who am I kidding?
He's the best roommate!
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Hey, Pheebs.
Have you seen Rachel?
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-No, why?
-I have some exciting news.
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You're pregnant.
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No!
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Chandler and I are moving in together.
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Oh, that's good!
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But if you were pregnant,
what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe.
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What's up?
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Chandler and I are moving in together.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my little sister
and my best friend. . .
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. . .shacking up.
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That's great. That's great.
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Guys, I'm happy too.
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Okay, come here.
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Big day, huh? People moving in.
People getting annulled.
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I gotta go find Rachel.
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If you see her, give her some really
bad news, so mine doesn't seem so bad.
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Something bad to tell Rachel.
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Bad news for Rachel.
What could that be?
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Can you just lay off, please?
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My life is an embarrassment. I should
just go live under somebody's stairs.
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It's not that big a deal.
You'll have been divorced three times.
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You'll have a life, you'll date--
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No, I won't. I'll be at the bottom
of the dating barrel now.
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The only guys below me
will be Four-Divorce Guy. . .
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. . .Murderer Guy. . .
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. . .and geologists.
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Ross, you're being ridiculous.
You are cute and smart and sweet.
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That is much more important
than three stupid divorces.
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Have you dated anyone
who's been divorced three times?
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That's not fair. Most guys that have
been divorced three times are 60.
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Nobody cares about this except you.
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This embarrassment thing is
all in your head.
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-Here, I'll show you. Come here.
-What?
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Hi. My friend Ross is about to be
divorced for the third time.
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But wouldn't you date him?
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And if you wait right here,
I'll go get Ross.
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Thought you were Rachel.
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What gave me away?
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I gotta tell her.
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I told Ross and Phoebe.
She's the only one left.
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It's official.
We're moving in together.
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No turning back.
Are you scared? Are you?!
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No.
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That was my scariest voice.
You're brave.
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The worst day.
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You're finally making progress at work,
then your boss calls you Racquel.
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Listen, for the first four years
of my work, everybody called me. . . .
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-Seriously.
-I believe you.
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It was in the middle of a meeting,
so no one wants to correct her.
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So everyone's calling me Racquel.
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By the end of the day, the mailroom
guys were calling me Rocky.
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Well, I still think you're
very, very nice and very pretty.
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What?
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All yours, babe.
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Have a seat.
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Listen, Chandler and l. . .
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. . .are going to live together.
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Here.
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Oh, my God.
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That's so great!
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I'm so happy for you guys!
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Really?
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And that was so sweet of you to ask.
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The three of us are gonna have
such a good time living together!
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Yes, we are.
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Chandler, you'll have to watch
those long showers you take. . .
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. . .because you know
Racquel can't be late.
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He'll work on that.
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This is so exciting!
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Come and knock on our door
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We'll be waiting for you
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See? Once you know the stories,
it's not that bad.
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First marriage: Wife's hidden
sexuality. Not my fault.
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Second marriage:
Said the wrong name at the altar.
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A little my fault.
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Third marriage: They shouldn't
let you get married. . .
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. . .when you're drunk
and have writing on your face.
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Nevada's fault.
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So what do you think, ladies?
Who wouldn't want to date him?
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The divorces don't bother me.
I'd date him.
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But not while he's still married.
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And you, wouldn't you want to date?
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I'm not dating at all anymore.
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I was only dating guys
that were bad for me.
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So I decided that--
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Good. Good. Whatever.
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And you, Meg?
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Well, I don't care about
the divorces, either.
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But I wouldn't date him.
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It's just that he's obviously
still in love with this Rachel girl.
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What?
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She said, "He's obviously still
in love with this Rachel girl. "
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This is crazy. I mean, yes,
Rachel is my good friend.
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And I have loved her in the past. . .
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. . .but now, she is just my wife.
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Phoebe, will you help me out here?
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Well, I thought you loved her
when you married her.
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We were drunk! I would've married
Joey with that amount of alcohol.
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You could do a lot worse
than Joey Tribbiani!
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I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong.
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I just don't want
to be divorced three times.
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Now he's using
this three-divorces reason. . .
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. . .because he wants to stay married
to her because he loves her.
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I must say, well done. Bravo, Meg.
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Fine. If this is what you think,
forget about. . .
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. . .the whole three-divorce thing.
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I'll go to my lawyer's office right now
and get this marriage annulled.
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She means nothing to me.
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Nothing!
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Okay, now I wouldn't date you
because you seem a little creepy.
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I am so attracted to him right now.
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When will we tell Rachel
what actually will happen?
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Soon.
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I just couldn't before.
You saw how upset Joey got.
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I couldn't do it.
She's my best friend.
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Joey's my best friend.
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I'm not your best friend?
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You just said--!
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Of course, you're my best friend.
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Would you tell Rachel?
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All right. At least I'm prepared.
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Oh, yes.
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-They're not for you. Are you upset?
-I am now.
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Hey, roomie.
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Okay, bye.
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There's something important
I have to tell you.
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Are you pregnant?
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No, but I'm throwing this shirt away.
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I think there was a little
misunderstanding before.
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When I said that Chandler and I
wanted to live together. . .
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. . .we meant alone together.
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Oh, my God. That's funny.
I can't believe I did that.
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No, sweetie. You know what?
This is my fault.
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I wasn't clear.
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I'm really sorry.
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Listen, you take as much time
as you need to move out, okay?
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There's absolutely no rush.
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Okay.
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Don't you want a cookie?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Do you need a tissue?
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-Where did you get these?
-I made them.
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Oh, God, they're so yummy!
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It's gonna be weird when I come home
and you're not here.
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No more Joey and Chan's.
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No more J and C's.
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Want to go to Joey and Chandler's?
Can't. It's not there.
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I'll be across the hall.
We can still do all the same stuff.
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We won't be able to have
those long talks at night. . .
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. . .about our feelings and the future.
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Not once did we do that.
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I told Rachel that it's just
gonna be the two of us.
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Oh, yeah? Well, how'd she take it?
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Really well.
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Surprisingly well.
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She didn't cry.
She wasn't angry or sad.
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And you're upset because you
didn't make your best friend cry?
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All I'm asking for is
a little emotion.
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Is that too much to ask
after six years?
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What, are Rachel and I
not as close as you guys?
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I mean, did we not have as much fun?
Don't I deserve a few tears?
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When we told Joey,
he cried his eyes out.
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I did not cry my eyes out!
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Come on, it's like the end of an era.
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No more J-Man and Channy's!
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00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,400
Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?
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You got married again?
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Yes.
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So that's your second marriage
in two years?
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Yes. Second in two years.
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Third, overall.
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I have been a divorce attorney
for 23 years. . .
252
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. . .and never have I had
so much business from one client.
253
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,200
Why don't you tell me what happened?
254
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Basically, Rachel and I were
in Vegas, and we got drunk.
255
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:55,100
I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel
whose name you said. . .
256
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. . .at the altar
in the second marriage?
257
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,000
Yes, yes, yes.
258
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But I do not love her.
259
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That's better then.
260
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,900
This was just a drunken mistake,
and I need to get it annulled.
261
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,200
I see.
262
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,100
Have you considered therapy?
263
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,600
I think just the annulment for today.
264
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:21,100
-There are some forms to fill out.
-Easy.
265
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:25,600
We'll need witnesses who can testify
that you were not of sound mind.
266
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,600
No problem.
267
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,900
We'll need you and Rachel
to testify before a judge.
268
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,600
There's no way to do this without her?
269
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,500
Because I kind of already told her
it was taken care of.
270
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,700
Of course you did.
271
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:48,700
Look, you can't get an annulment
unless you and Rachel are both there.
272
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,400
What about someone
who looks like Rachel?
273
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,800
I will think about the therapy.
274
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:08,400
So I was thinking that maybe we
should start dividing up our stuff.
275
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Okay.
276
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,700
No point in dragging it out.
277
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,300
Dragging out the long process
of you moving out. . .
278
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,500
. . .and us not living together anymore.
279
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,800
What about this? Who gets this?
280
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,600
I don't know if I want it because
it might be too many memories.
281
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,700
-What is that?
-I don't know.
282
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,800
How about this?
I want you to have the big plate.
283
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,900
Wow, Monica, thanks.
I love this plate.
284
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,900
Something to remember me by.
285
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,700
Mon, you're not dying.
I'm just moving out.
286
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,000
We're gonna see each other
all the time.
287
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,000
But still, it's a big change.
288
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,300
The end of an era, you might say.
289
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,900
Are you okay? You're not blinking.
290
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I'm fine. I was thinking about
how it's an end of an era.
291
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,000
Oh, all right.
292
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,800
But I gotta say, I don't think
six years counts as an era.
293
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,800
An era is defined as
a significant period of time.
294
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,300
It was significant for me.
Maybe it wasn't significant to you!
295
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,700
-What is the matter with you?
-What is the matter with you?!
296
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,600
Why aren't you more upset?
297
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,800
Aren't you gonna be sad
that we're not living together?
298
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,900
Aren't you gonna miss me at all?
299
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,900
Monica, all right.
But don't get mad at me.
300
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,100
It's just a little hard to believe.
301
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,200
What's hard to believe?
302
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,400
I mean, it's you guys.
You do this kind of stuff, you know?
303
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,500
You were gonna get married in Vegas,
and then you backed out.
304
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:59,000
I'm not upset because I don't see you
going through with it. I'm sorry.
305
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,800
It's going to happen.
306
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,500
Chandler will move in here.
307
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,500
-But l--
-I know, just let me finish, okay?
308
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,000
This isn't something that we just
impulsively decided to do in Vegas.
309
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,700
This is something
that we both really want.
310
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,700
And it is going to happen.
311
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,800
It is?
312
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,100
Really?
313
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,100
Yeah, sweetie.
314
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:35,600
You mean, we're not gonna
live together anymore?
315
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,700
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
316
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,600
I'm gonna miss you.
317
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,500
I mean, it's the end of an era!
318
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,100
I know!
319
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,700
-Okay, bye.
-Oh, no.
320
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,600
So did you get the annulment?
321
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,600
I couldn't.
322
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,800
I knew it. Because you love Rachel.
323
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,400
It's not that.
Annulments are more complicated--
324
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Complicated because of the love.
325
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,700
I do not love Rachel.
326
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,800
I'm telling her
about the whole thing. . .
327
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,100
. . .so we can get this marriage
annulled as fast as possible.
328
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,200
Would I do that if I loved her?
329
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,300
I've never been more convinced
of your love for her.
330
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:25,600
I do not have feelings
for Rachel, okay?
331
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,900
Oh, what's wrong?
332
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Monica and Chandler are
moving in here. . .
333
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,900
. . .and I have to move out
and everything is changing.
334
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:40,400
Oh, my God, come here, come here.
It's okay.
335
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,800
Everything's gonna be okay.
336
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:43,800
Thank you.
337
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,000
Of course.
338
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,600
So Ross and Rachel got married.
339
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,500
Monica and Chandler
almost got married.
340
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,500
You think we should hook up?
341
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,700
Oh, we do.
342
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,300
But not just yet.
343
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,700
Really? Well, when?
344
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,400
Well, first Chandler and Monica
will get married. . .
345
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,800
. . .and be filthy rich, by the way.
346
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,400
But it won't work out.
347
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,200
I know.
348
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,000
Then I'll marry Chandler
for the money.
349
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,500
And you'll marry Rachel
and have the beautiful kids.
350
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,000
Great.
351
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,000
But then we ditch them
and we get married.
352
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,100
We'll have Chandler's money
and Rachel's kids.
353
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:42,200
Getting custody will be easy
because of Rachel's drinking problem.
354
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,500
What about Ross?
355
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,700
I don't want to go
into the whole thing.
356
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,300
But we have words and I kill him.
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Ты аннулировал наш брак?
Всё в порядке?
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Нет проблем, я обо всем позаботился.
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Росс, спасибо тебе.
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00:00:12,457 --> 00:00:14,015
Хотите сходить в кино?
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00:00:14,226 --> 00:00:15,215
Да, почему бы и нет?
6
00:00:15,427 --> 00:00:16,917
Пойду, возьму свитер.
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00:00:20,365 --> 00:00:21,923
Хочешь услышать нечто невероятное?
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Всегда!
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Я не аннулировал брак.
10
00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,532
Что?
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Мы все еще женаты.
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Не рассказывай Рейчел. Увидимся!
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00:00:38,317 --> 00:00:39,944
У тебя есть жвачка?
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00:00:41,987 --> 00:00:45,889
Стойте! Стойте! Росс, можно тебя на пару слов??
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00:00:46,124 --> 00:00:47,819
Но мы опоздаем в кино.
16
00:00:48,126 --> 00:00:49,889
А вот такси. Такси!
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Вот и отлично.
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Боже мой, как вовремя!
Вот так!
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Но мы хотели пройтись.
Кино прямо рядом с "Анжеликой".
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"Анжелика"! Езжайте!
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00:01:02,407 --> 00:01:04,136
Ты не аннулировал брак??
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00:01:04,343 --> 00:01:06,004
Я знаю.
23
00:01:07,579 --> 00:01:10,980
Я хотел, но по пути в офис моего адвоката, у меня
в голове звучало:
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"Три развода! Три развода!"
25
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Да, именно таким тонким голоском.
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Я не хочу, чтобы на моем надгробье было написано:
"Росс Геллер: Три развода".
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Не волнуйся, на надгробье можно написать все,
что захочешь.
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Он может гласить "Росс Геллер: Счастлив в
браке".
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Например, на моем будет написано
"Фиби Буффэ: Похоронена заживо".
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Я просто не хочу еще одного неудавшегося брака.
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Значит, ты хочешь быть женат на девушке,
которая об этом даже не знает?
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Женщине. Прости.
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Хорошо, просто я сам еще не все продумал.
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Просто не говори ничего Рейчел.
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Рейчел одна из моих самых близких подруг.
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Но я чувствую себя особенной от того,
что одна знаю об этом. Хорошо!
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Стойте, стойте...Фиби!
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Рейч!
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00:02:07,806 --> 00:02:09,364
Что это было?
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00:02:09,608 --> 00:02:11,200
Прости. Просто путаница.
41
00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:13,607
Как тебе понравился фильм?
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00:02:14,379 --> 00:02:16,210
Я же его еще не видела.
43
00:02:16,448 --> 00:02:18,575
Тогда поторопись.
"Анжелика", езжайте!
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Тот, где Росс обнимает Рейчел.
45
00:03:02,961 --> 00:03:05,395
Когда я перееду к тебе, могу я купить автомат
с жевательной резинкой?
46
00:03:05,664 --> 00:03:08,565
Конечно. Джо не разрешал тебе его купить?
47
00:03:08,834 --> 00:03:12,133
Нет. Когда речь заходит о сладостях -
он на удивление строг.
48
00:03:13,138 --> 00:03:15,231
Ты еще не говорил ему, что переезжаешь?
49
00:03:15,507 --> 00:03:18,806
Нет, я пытаюсь.
Сначала говорю: "Джо, я собираюсь...
50
00:03:19,044 --> 00:03:22,980
Затем у меня сдают нервы и я заканчиваю так:
"...пойти в туалет".
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00:03:23,582 --> 00:03:25,049
Он может подумать, что я нездоров.
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00:03:25,984 --> 00:03:29,511
Я пыталась сказать Рейчел, но...
Мы должны покончить с этим.
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00:03:29,721 --> 00:03:32,918
Когда мы увидим их снова -
мы скажем им. Вот и все.
54
00:03:33,158 --> 00:03:36,321
Так вот как теперь будет.
Ты будешь мне все время указывать что делать?
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- В основном.
- Ну ладно.
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Приятель, тебе уже лучше?
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00:03:48,206 --> 00:03:49,867
Нам нужно кое-что сказать тебе.
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Боже мой.
59
00:03:52,410 --> 00:03:54,105
Ты беременна.
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00:03:55,781 --> 00:03:57,408
Нет.
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00:04:01,119 --> 00:04:03,053
Послушай Джо, дело в том,
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00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:08,856
что Моника и я решили жить вместе. Здесь.
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00:04:09,728 --> 00:04:11,719
Я переезжаю, друг.
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Я так счастлив за вас, ребята.
Поздравляю. Увидимся.
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00:04:24,309 --> 00:04:25,367
Ты в порядке?
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00:04:25,577 --> 00:04:28,045
Мне пора. Надо заняться актерской работой.
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00:04:30,215 --> 00:04:31,443
Как будто вы в это поверите.
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Это ужасно!
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00:04:34,986 --> 00:04:37,614
Но я ведь буду жить напротив, через коридор.
И я тебе обещаю...
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...когда мы с Моникой расстанемся - я сразу въеду
обратно.
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Например, прямо сейчас!
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Если ты будешь жить с ним...
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я обязательно должен сказать тебе всю правду о
нем.
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Он ужасный сосед. Ужасный!
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00:04:53,572 --> 00:04:55,301
Он все время забывает...
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00:04:56,441 --> 00:04:58,602
Он постоянно, постоянно...
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Кого я обманываю?
Он лучший сосед в мире!
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- Привет, Фибс.
- Привет.
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00:05:08,987 --> 00:05:12,718
Смотрите-ка, тут статья о людях, которые женаты
на других людях и не говорят им об этом.
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00:05:12,891 --> 00:05:16,418
- Правда?
- Да, я же читаю журнал "Росс Геллер".
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00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:19,719
Ты не видела Рейчел?
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00:05:19,898 --> 00:05:22,128
- Нет, а что?
- У меня потрясающие новости.
83
00:05:22,634 --> 00:05:23,794
Ты беременна!
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00:05:25,136 --> 00:05:26,660
Нет.
85
00:05:27,739 --> 00:05:29,570
Мы с Чендлером будем жить вместе.
86
00:05:29,808 --> 00:05:31,366
Ой, как здорово!
87
00:05:31,576 --> 00:05:35,307
Но если бы забеременела, как бы назвала ребенка?
Выбери "Фиби".
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Как дела?
89
00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:44,854
Мы с Ченлером будем жить вместе.
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00:05:45,056 --> 00:05:47,217
Боже мой...
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00:05:47,559 --> 00:05:51,086
Моя маленькая сестричка и мой лучший друг...
92
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становятся сожителями без брака.
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Это здорово, здорово.
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Ребята, я тоже рада.
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Иди сюда!
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Большой день, а? Люди съезжаются.
Люди разводятся.
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Я поищу Рейчел.
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Если увидите ее, расскажите ей что-нибудь очень
плохое,
чтобы моя новость не показалась ей такой ужасной.
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00:06:19,391 --> 00:06:21,723
Что бы такого плохого сказать Рейчел...
100
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Плохие новости для Рейчел.
И что бы это могло быть??
101
00:06:27,198 --> 00:06:29,462
Ты можешь просто успокоиться?
102
00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:34,262
Моя жизнь сплошная полоса позора.
Мне надо просто забиться под чью-нибудь лестницу
и жить там.
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Что в этом особенного?
Ты будешь трижды разведенным.
104
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Ты будешь жить точно так же, будешь ходить на
свидания...
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Нет, не буду. Теперь я опущусь на самое дно барабана
свиданий.
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Ниже меня будут только Четырежды-Разведенный-Парень...
107
00:06:48,553 --> 00:06:50,544
...Парень-убийца...
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...и геологи.
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Росс, ты говоришь глупости.
Ты милый, умный и симпатичный.
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А это намного важнее, чем три глупых развода.
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Ты когда-нибудь встречалась с трижды разведенным
парнем?
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Это несправедливо. Большинству трижды разведенных
парней уже за 60.
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Но ты молод.
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Это правда. Я молод.
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Ну и вот...
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Никого это не волнует, кроме тебя самого.
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Весь этот позор только в твоей голове.
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- Сейчас я тебе покажу. Пошли.
- Что?
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Привет. Мой друг Росс собирается развестись в
третий раз.
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Но вы бы стали с ним встречаться?
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А если вы подождете здесь - я схожу за Россом.
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Я думала, что это Рейчел.
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Что же меня выдало?
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Я должна все ей сказать.
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Я уже сказала Россу и Фиби, она осталась единственной,
кто не знает.
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Теперь мы официально съезжаемся.
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Нет пути назад.
Тебе не страшно? Нет?
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Нет.
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Это был мой самый страшный голос.
Ты храбрая.
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Это худший день.
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Ты наконец-то делаешь успехи в работе, а твой
босс называет тебя Рокель.
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Послушай, меня первые четыре года на работе все
звали...
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- Серьезно.
- Я тебе верю.
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Это случилось посреди собрания младшего персонала,
поэтому никто не посмел ее поправить.
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И теперь все зовут меня Рокель.
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К концу дня ребята из транспортного отдела звали
меня Роки.
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Но я все равно считаю тебя очень красивой и умной.
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Что?
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Она вся твоя, детка.
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Давай присядем.
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Послушай, Чендлер и я...
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мы собираемся жить вместе.
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Здесь.
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Боже мой.
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Это так здорово!
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Я так рада за вас, ребята.
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Правда?
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Это так мило, что вы спросили меня.
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Троим из нас будет очень весело жить вместе.
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Да, верно.
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Чендлер, тебе придется побыстрее принимать душ...
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Потому что Рокель нельзя опаздывать на работу.
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Он поработает над этим.
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Это просто великолепно.
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"Приходи и постучись к нам в дверь...
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мы будем ждать тебя".
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Теперь видите? Когда вы обо всем знаете - все
не так ужасно.
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Первый брак: Жена сменила ориентацию. Не моя вина.
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Второй брак: назвал другое имя у алтаря.
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Немного виноват.
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Третий брак: они не должны разрешать вам жениться...
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когда вы пьяны в стельку, да еще с разрисованным
лицом.
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Вина Невады.
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Итак, что вы думаете, леди?
Кто бы не захотел с ним встречаться?
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Три развода меня не волнуют.
Я бы с ним встретилась.
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Но не сейчас, когда он все еще женат.
167
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А вы стали бы с ним встречаться?
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Я вообще больше ни с кем не встречаюсь.
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Мне попадались одни плохие парни.
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Поэтому я решила, что...
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Хорошо, хорошо. Неважно.
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А ты, Мег?
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Ну, меня тоже не волнуют три развода.
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Но я бы не стала с ним встречаться.
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Обычно он так не потеет.
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Просто очевидно, что он все еще влюблен в эту
Рейчел.
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Что?
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Она сказала "он все еще влюблен в Рейчел".
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Это же безумие! То есть, да, Рейчел моя близкая
подруга.
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И я любил ее в прошлом...
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но сейчас она просто моя жена.
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Фиби, может, поможешь мне?
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Я решила, что ты любишь ее, еще когда ты женился
на ней.
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Мы напились! Я бы и на Джо женился после такого
количества алкоголя.
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Тебе мог бы попасться кто-то намного хуже Джоуи
Триббиани.
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Простите, ребята, но вы ошибаетесь.
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Я просто не хочу быть трижды разведенным.
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Теперь он использует предлог трех разводов...
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чтобы оставаться женатым на Рейчел, потому что
он ее любит.
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Отлично сработано. Браво, Мег!
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Прекрасно. Если вы так думаете,
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то забудьте о предлоге трех разводов.
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Я прямо сейчас пойду к моему адвокату и аннулирую
брак.
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Она ничего для меня не значит.
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Ничего!
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А теперь я бы не стала встречаться с тобой, потому
что ты довольно противный.
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Сейчас он вдруг стал таким привлекательным...
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Когда мы расскажем Рейчел, как все будет на самом
деле?
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Скоро.
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Я просто не смогла это сделать раньше.
Ты же видел как расстроился Джо.
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Поэтому я не смогла рассказать.
Она же моя лучшая подруга.
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А Джо мой лучший друг.
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А я разве не твой лучший друг?
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Ты же сама сейчас сказала...
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Конечно же, ты мой лучший друг.
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Так ты расскажешь Рейчел?
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Ладно. Дай мне хотя бы подготовиться.
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О, да.
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- Они не для тебя. Ты что, расстроен?
- Теперь да.
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Привет, соседушка!
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Ну пока!
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Я хочу сказать тебе нечто важное.
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Ты беременна?
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Нет, но я выкину эту рубашку.
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Думаю, случилось небольшое недопонимание.
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Когда я говорила, что мы с Чендлером будем жить
вместе...
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я имела в виду: одни вместе.
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Боже мой, это смешно, и мне не верится, что я
так себя вела.
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Нет, дорогая. Это моя вина.
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Я не смогла выразиться ясно.
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Мне правда жаль.
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Послушай, ты можешь жить здесь столько, сколько
нужно, чтобы найти квартиру.
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Нет никакой спешки.
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Хорошо.
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Не хочешь печеньице?
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Давай.
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Спасибо.
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00:13:54,979 --> 00:13:56,344
Может, тебе нужна салфетка?
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- Где ты это взяла?
- Я его испекла.
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О, Боже, какая вкуснотища.
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- Чье это?
- Это мое.
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- А это?
- И это мое.
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Ок, а это средство для мытья посуды чье?
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Оно было здесь, когда мы въехали.
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Ого, оно и правда очень концентрированное.
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Будет странно, когда я приду домой, а тебя здесь
не будет.
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Нет больше Джо и Чена.
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Нет больше J и C.
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Может, зайдем к Джо и Чендлеру?
Не выйдет, их больше нет.
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Я буду в квартире напротив.
Мы сможем делать все то же, что и раньше.
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Но мы не сможем больше вот так подолгу болтать
ночами...
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о наших чувствах и о будущем.
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Мы ни разу такого не делали.
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Разве ты не помнишь тот поздний вечер, когда я
заболел...
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а ты сказал, что мне будет лучше завтра?
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00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,875
О, да. Это я помню.
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00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:08,146
Не знаю, просто я буду скучать по времени, когда
мы жили вместе.
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Я тоже, брат.
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- Что это, черт возьми, такое?
- Это отвратительно.
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Я сказала Рейчел, что нас будет только двое.
251
00:15:20,998 --> 00:15:23,296
И как она это восприняла?
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Довольно неплохо.
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На удивление хорошо.
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Она не заплакала.
Не разозлилась и не расстроилась.
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Так ты расстроена из-за того, что не смогла заставить
плакать лучшую подругу?
256
00:15:38,049 --> 00:15:40,381
Все, чего я прошу - немного эмоций.
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00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:42,712
Это слишком много после 6 лет жизни вместе?
258
00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:45,717
Что, разве мы с Рейчел не так близки, как вы,
ребята?
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Разве мы не веселились вместе так же?
Я не заслуживаю даже нескольких слезинок??
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Когда мы сказали Джо - он выплакал все глаза.
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Я вовсе не выплакал все глаза!
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Да ладно, это же как конец эпохи.
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Нет больше Джей-Мэна и Ченни.
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Я все-таки спрошу: кто нас так называл?
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Вы снова женились?
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Да.
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Значит, это ваша вторая женитьба за два года?
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00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:24,524
Да. Вторая за два года.
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И третья, в целом.
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Я работаю адвокатом по разводам 23 года...
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и у меня никогда не было так много дел от одного
клиента.
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Почему бы вам не рассказать, что произошло?
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00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:43,410
В общем, мы с Рейчел были в Вегасе и ужасно напились.
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00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:46,981
Простите, это та же Рейчел, чье имя вы назвали...
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у алтаря на второй свадьбе?
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Да, да, да.
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Но я ее не люблю.
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Так, конечно, намного лучше.
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00:16:57,895 --> 00:17:01,331
Это была просто пьяная ошибка, и мне нужно аннулировать
брак.
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Понятно.
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00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,761
Вы еще не решили полечиться?
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00:17:07,672 --> 00:17:11,472
Сейчас я думаю только об аннуляции.
283
00:17:11,776 --> 00:17:14,074
- Нужно заполнить несколько форм.
- Легко.
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00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:18,748
Понадобятся свидетели, которые подтвердят, что
вы не были в здравом уме.
285
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,815
Нет проблем.
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00:17:21,085 --> 00:17:24,248
Вам и Рейчел придется подтвердить все перед судьей.
287
00:17:27,925 --> 00:17:30,189
А нет способа сделать это без нее?
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00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:34,329
Так как я сказал ей, что уже обо всем позаботился.
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Ну конечно же, сказали.
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00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:42,805
Послушайте, вы не можете аннулировать брак, пока
оба не придете сюда.
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00:17:44,642 --> 00:17:47,770
Как насчет кого-то похожего на Рейчел?
292
00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:51,315
Я подумаю о лечении.
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00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:03,357
Я подумала, может, нам пора начать делить вещи?
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Давай.
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Нет смысла откладывать это.
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Откладывать длительный процесс твоего переезда...
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и окончания нашего совместного житья.
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00:18:21,045 --> 00:18:23,570
Как насчет этой штуки? Кто ее купил?
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00:18:23,814 --> 00:18:27,545
Не знаю, оставить ли мне ее?
Ведь с ней может быть связано слишком много воспоминаний.
300
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,744
- Что это??
- Понятия не имею.
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Как насчет этого?
Я хочу, чтобы ты взяла себе это блюдо.
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Ух ты, Моника, спасибо!
Обожаю это блюдо.
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То, что напомнит тебе обо мне.
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Мон, ты ведь не умираешь.
Я просто переезжаю.
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Мы будем все время видеться.
306
00:18:52,276 --> 00:18:55,109
Все равно, это большие перемены.
307
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:58,542
Конец эпохи, ты могла бы так сказать.
308
00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:03,284
С тобой все в порядке? Ты не моргаешь.
309
00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:08,686
Все нормально. Просто я подумала, что это конец
эпохи.
310
00:19:09,126 --> 00:19:10,718
А, ну да.
311
00:19:12,596 --> 00:19:16,760
Но должна сказать, 6 лет вряд ли считаются эпохой.
312
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,901
Эпоха - это чем-то значимый период времени.
313
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:23,538
Он был значимым для меня.
Но, возможно, он не был таким для тебя.
314
00:19:23,741 --> 00:19:27,142
- Что с тобой?
- А с тобой что??
315
00:19:28,579 --> 00:19:30,137
Почему ты почти не расстроена?
316
00:19:30,414 --> 00:19:33,440
Разве тебе не жаль, что мы больше не будем жить
вместе?
317
00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,651
Разве ты совсем не будешь по мне скучать?
318
00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:38,819
Хорошо, Моника. Но не злись на меня.
319
00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:43,152
Просто в это немного трудно поверить.
320
00:19:43,928 --> 00:19:45,327
Во что трудно поверить?
321
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:49,761
Это же вы, ребята.
Вы всегда так делаете.
322
00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:54,063
Вы собирались пожениться в Вегасе,
а потом раздумали.
323
00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:58,742
Я не расстроена, потому что не верю, что вы на
это решитесь.
Прости.
324
00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:06,817
Но это произойдет.
325
00:20:07,284 --> 00:20:08,649
Чендлер переедет сюда.
326
00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:11,754
- Но я...
- Я знаю, просто позволь мне договорить.
327
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:16,456
Это вовсе не такое импульсивное решение, как то,
в Вегасе.
328
00:20:16,694 --> 00:20:19,185
Мы оба этого очень хотим.
329
00:20:20,998 --> 00:20:23,364
И это произойдет.
330
00:20:24,201 --> 00:20:25,600
Да?
331
00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:29,103
Правда?
332
00:20:29,507 --> 00:20:31,202
Да, дорогая.
333
00:20:32,977 --> 00:20:36,879
То есть, мы больше не будем жить вместе?
334
00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:45,317
Боже мой! Я буду так по тебе скучать.
335
00:20:45,523 --> 00:20:47,320
А я буду скучать по тебе.
336
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,220
Но это ведь конец эпохи!
337
00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:51,984
Я знаю!
338
00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:57,866
- Пока!
- О, нет.
339
00:20:58,569 --> 00:21:00,867
Ты аннулировал брак?
340
00:21:01,071 --> 00:21:04,199
- Я не смог.
- Я так и знала. Потому что ты любишь Рейчел.
341
00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:07,978
Не поэтому.
Аннуляция это сложный процесс...
342
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,409
Сложный из-за любви.
343
00:21:10,881 --> 00:21:13,475
Я не люблю Рейчел.
344
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:15,651
Я все ей расскажу...
345
00:21:15,886 --> 00:21:19,151
и мы постараемся аннулировать этот брак как можно
быстрее.
346
00:21:19,390 --> 00:21:21,324
Стал бы я это делать, если бы любил ее?
347
00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:24,517
Я никогда не была более уверена в твоей любви
к ней.
348
00:21:24,895 --> 00:21:28,991
У меня нет никаких чувств к Рейчел, ясно?
349
00:21:32,169 --> 00:21:34,535
О, что случилось?
350
00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:37,766
Моника и Чендлер съезжаются...
351
00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:40,738
и мне придется переехать, и все меняется.
352
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:44,437
Боже мой, иди сюда! Все в порядке.
353
00:21:44,715 --> 00:21:46,945
Все будет хорошо.
354
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:50,244
- Спасибо тебе.
- Ну конечно же.
355
00:22:00,164 --> 00:22:03,463
Росс и Рейчел поженились.
356
00:22:03,968 --> 00:22:06,459
Моника и Чендлер почти поженились.
357
00:22:06,971 --> 00:22:08,563
Как думаешь, может и нам завести интрижку?
358
00:22:10,674 --> 00:22:11,902
О, мы заведем.
359
00:22:12,142 --> 00:22:13,609
Но не сейчас.
360
00:22:14,979 --> 00:22:17,072
Правда? А когда?
361
00:22:20,084 --> 00:22:23,019
Ну, сначала поженятся Моника и Чендлер.
362
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,515
И станут неприлично богатыми.
363
00:22:25,756 --> 00:22:27,246
Но у них не сложится.
364
00:22:27,992 --> 00:22:29,084
Я знаю.
365
00:22:30,594 --> 00:22:33,028
Тогда я и выйду за Чендлера ради денег.
366
00:22:33,297 --> 00:22:36,698
А ты женишься на Рейчел и у вас будут красивые
дети.
367
00:22:36,934 --> 00:22:38,265
Класс.
368
00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:41,437
Но потом мы сбежим от них и поженимся.
369
00:22:42,106 --> 00:22:44,666
У нас будут деньги Чендлера и дети Рейчел.
370
00:22:44,942 --> 00:22:48,878
Их будет легко усыновить из-за проблем с алкоголем
у Рейчел.
371
00:22:50,214 --> 00:22:51,272
А что насчет Росса?
372
00:22:51,482 --> 00:22:53,609
Я не хочу вдаваться в подробности...
373
00:22:53,884 --> 00:22:55,784
Но мы поссоримся и я убью его.
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