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Hey.
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-What's the matter?
-Someone on the subway licked my neck!
3
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Willy's still alive!
4
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-What are you doing?
-My mom called.
5
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They're announcing
our engagement in the paper.
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-We're looking for a good picture.
-I'm afraid that does not exist.
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There are great pictures of us.
8
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No, there are great pictures of you
next to a guy who's going like this. . . .
9
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Oh, my God, that's the creep that
you're with at the Statue of Liberty.
10
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I don't know what it is.
I just can't take a good picture.
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MONICA:
Here's a great one.
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-Yeah, I'm not in that.
-No, but look at me, all tan.
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Why don't you get portraits done
by a professional photographer?
14
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That's a great idea. I bet they have
one of those wind machines.
15
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Yeah, that's great. Next to that,
Chandler won't look so stupid.
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-Chandler, what do you say?
-All right, but I'm not going.
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"I'm" going.
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The One With The Engagement Picture
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Dude, that reverse lay-up.
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-And how about those three-pointers?
-Amazing.
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And those guys were this close
to letting us play this time too.
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Hey, look. Phoebe's talking
to Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
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You call him "Cute Coffeehouse Guy"?
We call him "Hums While He Pees. "
24
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Yes, and we call Ross
"Lingers in the Bathroom. "
25
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Hey, you guys, "Hums While He Pees"
just asked me out.
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-I thought that guy was married.
-He's getting divorced.
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Ross, maybe you know him.
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It's not a club.
29
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If he's getting a divorce,
is it a good idea to date him?
30
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-Hey, divorced men are not bad men.
-That's on the napkins at the club.
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-I gotta go to work.
-You don't have to go for a half-hour.
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My assistant, Tag, does sit-ups
in the office during lunch.
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I could just spread him on a cracker.
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Rach, why would you hire this guy?
35
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-You know you can't date him, right?
-I know that.
36
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We joked that we spend
so much time together. . .
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. . .he should call me his "work-wife. "
38
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Soon he'll be able to call you "that
lady he knew that got fired. "
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I won't get fired, because
I'm not gonna act on it.
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You wouldn't mind
if he was dating someone?
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Why, is he? He is, isn't he?
42
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Maybe I should open
a divorced men's club.
43
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Dude, that's so sad.
44
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I could put a basketball court
in the back.
45
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Could I play?
46
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Oh, no sit-ups today, Tag?
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-I just did them.
-Well, drop and give me 1 0 more.
48
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What?
49
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I had a drink with lunch.
50
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-Did those cost reports come in?
-I did them last night.
51
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Could you make me 4 copies?
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-Sure.
-Great, thank you.
53
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Huh.
54
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Oh.
55
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-Hey, Rachel.
-Hi, Melissa. What's up?
56
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I'm just about to go out to the store.
57
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Get some stuff to put in my backpack.
58
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Dried fruit and granola,
and stuff like that.
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-What's up?
-Is Tag here?
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No. Why?
61
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I was gonna talk to him about tonight.
62
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Really? You got a little crush
on Tag there, do ya?
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We've been flirting back and forth. . .
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. . .but I was hoping tonight it would
turn into something a little more.
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Easy there, Melissa.
This ain't a locker room, okay.
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But you know, I remember him saying
that he had plans tonight.
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-Oh, no.
-Oh, yeah.
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All right, back to work.
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PHOTOGRAPHER:
Great, that's great, Monica. Great.
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Now, Chandler, you want to
give us a smile?
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Okay.
72
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-I'm sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
-No, I am.
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Chandler, I know you can do this.
You have a beautiful smile.
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-I do?
-Yeah.
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Maybe you don't have to smile.
Let's try something else.
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-Try looking sexy.
-Okay.
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Or not.
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Hi, Joey, what are you doing here?
79
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I got an audition down the street,
and I spilled sauce on my shirt.
80
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-You got an extra one?
-Yeah, sure.
81
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Here.
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Great.
83
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You got anything that's
not Ralph Lauren?
84
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Yeah, I don't think so, Joe.
85
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I guess this'll be fine.
86
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-What are you doing tonight?
-Nothing. Why?
87
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How would you feel about
taking out Tag? I'll pay.
88
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It's gonna take a lot of money for
me to go out on a date with a dude.
89
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I'm not asking you to go on
a date with him.
90
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Really? Because I could kind of
use the money.
91
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He's new in town and
he doesn't have any guy friends.
92
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Take him to a ball game or something.
I'd appreciate it.
93
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-Yeah, okay, no problem.
-Thank you.
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Ooh, hey, doughnuts!
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I know. Let's try a look. . .
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. . .of far-off wonderment.
97
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Gaze into our future and think about
our marriage and the days to come.
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Chandler, what is the matter
with your face?
99
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This picture should say
"Geller and Bing to be married" . .
.
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. . .not "Local woman saves
drowning moron. "
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(LAUGHS)
102
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Hey, don't laugh at him.
He's my drowning moron.
103
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That's it, that's it!
Take it, take it!
104
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I like this one.
105
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It seems to say, "I love you and
that's why I have to kill you. "
106
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Can't all be bad.
107
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Find the one where you make
your bedroom eyes.
108
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There it is.
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Oh, my God,
those are my bedroom eyes?
110
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Why did you ever sleep with me?
111
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Do you really want to pull
at that thread?
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-I'm having a good time.
-Me too.
113
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Sorry that guy on the subway
licked your neck.
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No, that's okay. He's a friend.
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I don't mean to be presumptuous. . .
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. . .but I have tickets to the
ballroom-dancing finals tomorrow.
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Yeah, l--
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Well, I missed the semifinals,
so I think I would just be lost.
119
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I know it's lame, but I got
these tickets from my boss--
120
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Oh, no, no, no, my God!
121
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Okay, don't freak out. I'll go.
122
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It's my ex-wife, Whitney.
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I cannot deal with her now.
She's crazy.
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Okay, I know. Hold on.
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-Hey, Ross.
-Yeah.
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That's Whitney, Kyle's ex-wife
out there.
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Do you think you could divert her
so we could slip out?
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What? No.
129
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Okay, but I have two tickets to
the ballroom-dance finals.
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I don't think so, Pheebs.
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All right, I'll do it.
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-But just because you're a friend.
-Okay.
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Oh!
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Hi, Ginger.
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I want my key back.
136
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-I don't have it.
-It's right there.
137
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Okay, Sherlock.
138
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I'm sorry, but you'd better go.
139
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I just wanted to thank you
for diverting Kyle's ex.
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You're welcome.
We'll talk about it later.
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-Hi, Whitney.
-Hi, Ross.
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-Are you ready for breakfast?
-Yep.
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Kyle's ex-wife? You were supposed
to divert her, not date her.
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Can you give me a second
while I talk to this woman. . .
145
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. . .who, by the way, did not
spend the night?
146
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-Sure.
-Okay.
147
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I did divert her, and we ended up
having a great time, okay?
148
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Watching ballroom dancing?
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Yes, that's where we realized
we were both super cool people.
150
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Look, Kyle just told me
some really bad stuff about her.
151
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Like what?
152
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Like she's really mean, and
she's overly critical and--
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She will paint a room a really bright
color without even checking with you.
154
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Okay.
155
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,400
And she uses sex as a weapon.
156
00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,000
Thank you for warning me.
157
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:16,900
At breakfast, I'll be on alert for
room painting and sex weapons.
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-You're still gonna go out with her?
-Yeah.
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Well, didn't you hear
what I just said?
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Pheebs, come on.
I mean, consider the source.
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Of course her ex-husband's gonna say
that stuff. Now if you'll excuse me.
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Listen to me, she is crazy!
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WHITNEY:
Your door isn't soundproof.
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You see? Nothing is good enough
for her.
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-Morning.
-Hi, Tag.
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-Did you have fun with Joey?
-Yeah, we went to the Knicks game.
167
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That's nice.
168
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:57,300
Then we went to a bar, and he
hooked us up with all these women.
169
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,300
Women? You mean, like old women?
170
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,200
Kind of old, like 30.
171
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,500
I never used to be able
to talk to girls in bars. . .
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. . .but I got like 20 phone numbers
last night.
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That's great.
174
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,700
Joey must have really taught
you some stuff.
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00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000
A little.
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00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,100
How you doing?
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00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:41,200
See? That's a great smile.
Easy, natural.
178
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,100
Now pretend I have a camera.
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-You're changing it.
-I can't help it.
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00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:51,000
You want to know what I do
when I take rйsumй shots?
181
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,100
Borrow money from me?
182
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:58,700
Yeah. Okay, first of all,
you want to make it look spontaneous.
183
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So here's what I do. I look down,
look down, keep looking down.
184
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Then I look up.
185
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,500
See? Now you try.
186
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,800
Look down. You're looking down.
Keep looking down.
187
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Why is there jelly on your shoe?
188
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,200
I had a donut.
189
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,600
-Hi.
-Hey.
190
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,900
So, I heard you had some fun
with Tag last night.
191
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,300
Yeah, that guy's all right.
192
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:27,400
Yeah, and you had fun teaching him
how to be all "Joey. "
193
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,400
-What?
-You know, all the women.
194
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,400
You can't teach someone
to be good with women.
195
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,000
That's why I never had
any luck with Chandler.
196
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,400
I'm right here.
197
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,800
Would you mind just not
going out with him again?
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Just the idea of you and he
and all these women--
199
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,700
I know he's my assistant,
and we can't date!
200
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,600
But it bothers me, all right?
201
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,400
No, no, no, you can't take him
away from me.
202
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,200
I got a great partner to pick
up girls with. Finally!
203
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,400
I'm still right here.
204
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,600
Will you talk to him. . .
205
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:15,200
. . .and tell him how unsatisfying
this dating-tons-of-women thing is?
206
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,400
What?
207
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:22,000
I don't want him to meet anybody
until I'm over my crush.
208
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,400
I will get over it.
209
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,400
It's not like I love him.
It's just physical.
210
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,300
I get these crushes all the time.
I had a crush on you at first.
211
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,400
I know. Monica told me.
212
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,200
Did you have a crush on me
when we first met?
213
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,200
Yeah, sure.
214
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,400
Can you people not see me?
215
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,800
Will you talk to him?
216
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,700
-I don't know, Rach.
-I'll give you 1 0 Ralph Lauren shirts.
217
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,200
One.
218
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,900
No, 1 0. You said 1 0.
You can't take that back.
219
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,200
You wanted to talk to me?
220
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,600
I don't know.
You got something for me?
221
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,300
Yeah, this is from Rachel.
222
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,200
Ten. Okay.
223
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,600
Tag, there's such a thing
as too many women.
224
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,400
-Really?
-Yeah, for you.
225
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,200
-Hey, there you are.
-There I am.
226
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,800
-You okay?
-Yeah, Joey said I needed to relax.
227
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,800
So he gave me an antihistamine.
228
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,400
What?
229
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,100
I fell asleep on the subway
and went to Brooklyn.
230
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,700
Brooklyn is far.
231
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,000
What were you thinking?
232
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,700
But don't worry, because
I know how to take a picture now.
233
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Okay, see. Look down.
234
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,600
Look down.
235
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,800
Look down.
236
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,000
-Chandler?
-Yeah?
237
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,800
-Hi.
-Hi.
238
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,900
How are things going with Crazy?
Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
239
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:21,000
Listen, you are hearing one side
of the story. Okay?
240
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,800
FYl, she must have shown Kyle
over 30 paint samples. . .
241
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. . .before she painted that room.
242
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:32,500
And his response to each one was,
"I don't give a tiny rat's ass. "
243
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,900
Maybe she should have spent
a little less time decorating. . .
244
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. . .and a little more time
in the bedroom.
245
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I don't think we are going
to have that problem. . .
246
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:45,200
. . .but maybe it's because I am not
emotionally unavailable.
247
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,800
You think he's
emotionally unavailable?
248
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
I think he can be.
249
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,100
Maybe he wouldn't be. . .
250
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,600
. . .if she didn't bring the office
home every night.
251
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,000
Excuse her for knowing
what she wants to do with her life.
252
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,200
Well, she certainly knew what
she was doing New Year's Eve 1 997.
253
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,200
I knew you were going
to throw that in my face!
254
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:10,200
That was three years ago.
She apologized and apologized.
255
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,600
What more do you want?!
256
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,300
We want the last 6 years back!
257
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,200
So do we! So do we!
258
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,800
I'm sorry you had to see that.
259
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,300
-Morning, Rachel.
-Hi.
260
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,600
Hey, so, what'd you do last night?
261
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,500
-Went out with Joey.
-Yeah?
262
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,200
Another night of bird-dogging
the chicas?
263
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,400
No, we had a really good talk.
264
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,200
I don't think I'll do
the bar scene anymore.
265
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,200
Wow, I did not see that coming.
266
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,600
It's just not really who I am.
267
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,800
I've always been happier when--
Why am I telling you this?
268
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,400
-You don't care about this stuff.
-Yes, I do.
269
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,800
You were saying,
"I'm happier when l. . . . "
270
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,400
When I'm in a relationship.
271
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,800
-I love having a girlfriend.
-Really?
272
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,200
Someone I can spoil, you know.
273
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,200
Spoil?
274
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,700
-Let me ask you something.
-Uh-huh?
275
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,700
Do you believe there's one perfect
person for everyone?
276
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,200
I'm starting to.
277
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,100
And if that person's in your life
you should do something about it?
278
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,800
Yes. Hell, yes.
279
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,200
-All right, then, it's settled.
-Okay.
280
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,600
-I'm getting back together with my ex.
-I would love to!
281
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200
What?
282
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,800
Hello?
283
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,800
Oh. This is gonna be a while.
Excuse me.
284
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,400
Yeah.
285
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:54,000
(PHOEBE TAPS SPOON)
286
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,500
My God!
287
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,500
Oh, I'm sorry. Is that annoying?
288
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,500
And speaking of being selfish in bed,
how's Whitney?
289
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,000
Maybe she wouldn't have to be
selfish in bed. . .
290
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,800
. . .if someone else knew where
everything was.
291
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,700
Oh, he knows.
292
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,400
For the most part.
293
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,000
Oh, hey.
Good, you're both here.
294
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,000
We kind of need to talk.
295
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,400
-Both of you together?
-What's up?
296
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,600
Well, I went over to Kyle's last night
to pick up a few things. . .
297
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,500
. . .and we got to reminiscing.
298
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,200
KYLE:
We talked most of the night. . .
299
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,800
. . .and realized the reason
we're angry with each other. . .
300
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,800
. . .is because there are still
feelings there.
301
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,400
So. . . .
302
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,500
Oh, just say it, Kyle!
303
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,900
We're gonna try again.
304
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,000
What about her whining,
and her constant need for attention?
305
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,300
I'll work on that.
306
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,700
Right, because you're so
capable of change.
307
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,200
You know, he hums when he pees.
308
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:11,200
-I do know.
-Makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
309
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,100
We're so sorry.
310
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,600
That's all right. We don't need you.
I'm over it already.
311
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,800
Yeah, and I don't even give
a tiny rat's ass.
312
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,000
Yeah, we're gonna go.
313
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,600
I'm sorry.
314
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:35,000
Pheebs, you were right about her.
315
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,800
You know, she did try to use
sex as a weapon.
316
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,100
Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
317
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,400
You know, he hums while he does
other stuff too.
318
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,200
We're better off without them.
319
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,100
Even if they break up again, you better
not let him in your sad men's club.
320
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:59,400
-Divorced men's club.
-Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
321
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,300
Hey, guys, check it out.
322
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,800
-My mom sent me the paper.
-Let's see it.
323
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,200
-Oh, yeah, that looks good.
-You make a very attractive couple.
324
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,600
-Yeah, we look great together.
-We really do.
325
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,400
Okay.
326
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,100
Imagine what our kids would look like.
327
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,800
We don't have to imagine.
328
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,400
I'm marrying her.
329
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,300
We'll just see.
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Привет.
2
00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:07,214
- Что случилось?
- Кто-то в метро лизнул меня в шею.
3
00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:11,176
- Лизнул в шею!
- О, Вилли ещё жив!
4
00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,029
- Чем занимаетесь, ребята?
- Моя мама только что звонила.
5
00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,807
Они собираются подать в газету
объявление о нашей помолвке.
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00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:21,061
- Мы ищем хорошую фотографию.
- Боюсь, такой не существует.
7
00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,814
Здесь мы отлично вышли.
8
00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:28,152
Нет, здесь ты отлично вышла, а парень,
стоящий рядом с тобой, выглядит вот так:
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00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:33,157
Боже, так вот то за урод был
с тобой у Статуи Свободы!
10
00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:38,078
Не знаю почему, но я просто не могу
нормально сфотографироваться.
11
00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,788
Вот хорошее фото.
12
00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:44,418
- Ага, меня на ней нет.
- Зато посмотри на меня, какой загар!
13
00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,088
Почему бы вам не обратиться к
профессиональному фотографу?
14
00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:51,550
Отличная мысль! Наверняка в студии
можно заказать эффект ветра.
15
00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,473
Да, отлично. Тогда Чендлер на твоём
фоне будет смотреться не так глупо.
16
00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:03,069
- Чендлер, что скажешь?
- Хорошо, но пойду не я.
17
00:01:03,169 --> 00:01:05,314
Пойду я.
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00:01:06,122 --> 00:01:08,474
<b><font color=#80FF80>ДРУЗЬЯ</font></b>
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Сезон 7. Серия 5
Фотография для газеты
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00:01:11,122 --> 00:01:16,214
В переводе участвовали: Nancy_Tompson,
Denlerien, anay, OlgaKo, AlexFriend, nitai4andra
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Друг, какой бросок!
22
00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,482
- А какие были трех-очковые!
- Великолепные.
23
00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:52,611
И в этот раз они почти
позволили и нам поиграть с ними.
24
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Смотрите, Фиби разговаривает
с милым-парнем-из-кафе.
25
00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:05,290
Вы называете его "милый-парень-из-кафе"?
А мы - "пою-пока-писаю".
26
00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,877
Да, а мы называем Росса
"засевший-в-туалете".
27
00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,423
Привет, ребята. Пою-пока-писаю
пригласил меня на свидание.
28
00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:18,053
- Я думала он женат.
- Да, женат. Но разводится.
29
00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,013
Росс, может ты его знаешь.
30
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Это не клуб.
31
00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:29,022
Фиби, если он разводится, думаешь,
стоит с ним встречаться?
32
00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,066
Разведённые - не значит плохие.
33
00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,694
У них в клубе это написано на салфетках.
34
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- Мне надо на работу.
- У тебя же ещё есть полчаса.
35
00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:43,287
Да, но мой ассистент, Тэг, делает
приседания в офисе во время обеда.
36
00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:47,040
Так бы его и съела!
37
00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,420
Если он тебе нравится, зачем
ты взяла его на работу?
38
00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,506
- Ты же знаешь, тебе нельзя с ним встречаться,
да?
- Да, я знаю, знаю...
39
00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,676
Мы недавно шутили на тему, что
проводим столько времени вместе...
40
00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,720
...что он мог бы назвать меня "рабочей женой".
41
00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:04,141
Скоро он сможет называть тебя
"знакомой, которую уволили".
42
00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:08,020
Никто меня не уволит, потому что
я не буду ничего предпринимать.
43
00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,397
И тебя не будет волновать,
что он встречается с кем то?
44
00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:15,277
А что, он встречается? Встречается, да?
Наверное, с этой потаскухой из маркетинга.
45
00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:19,072
Может, мне открыть
клуб разведённых мужчин.
46
00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,742
Друг, это так грустно.
47
00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:25,412
Я бы построил во дворе
баскетбольную площадку.
48
00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,914
Можно мне играть?
49
00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,589
Сегодня без приседаний, Тэг?
50
00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:39,426
- Уже сделал.
- Ну, раз так, "Упал - отжался!"
51
00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,012
Что?
52
00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,515
Я чуть-чуть выпила за
обедом. А эти, как их...
53
00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:49,061
- Отчёты о стоимости уже пришли?
- Я их заполнил вчера вечером.
54
00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,146
Можешь сделать мне четыре копии?
55
00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,148
- Конечно.
- Спасибо.
56
00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:16,797
- Привет, Рэйчел.
- Привет, Мелисса. Как дела?
57
00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:21,051
Я собираюсь сходить в магазин.
58
00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,512
Купить продукты в поход.
59
00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,598
Сушёные фрукты, мюсли и всё такое.
60
00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,184
- Так что ты хотела?
- Таг здесь?
61
00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,411
Нет. А что?
62
00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:34,731
Хотела спросить, что он делает вечером.
63
00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,526
Правда? Ты, похоже, немного
втюрилась в него, да?
64
00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,570
Мы флиртовали немного...
65
00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:44,783
...но, надеюсь, сегодня всё
зайдёт немножечко дальше.
66
00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,870
Потише, Мелисса.
Мы же не в раздевалке.
67
00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:56,336
Но знаешь, он что-то говорил
о планах на вечер.
68
00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,839
- О нет!
- Ага.
69
00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,758
Ну ладно, за работу!
70
00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,761
А разве это не его рюкзак?
71
00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,099
Мелисса, я не хочу, чтобы
меня считали стервой...
72
00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,101
...но я позвоню твоему боссу.
73
00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,570
Хорошо, очень хорошо,
Моника. Отлично.
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00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,448
Чендлер, вы не могли
бы улыбнуться?
75
00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,949
Хорошо.
76
00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:33,040
- Извините, вам неудобно сидеть?
- Нет, удобно.
77
00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:36,877
Чендлер, я знаю что ты можешь.
У тебя замечательная улыбка.
78
00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,171
- Правда?
- Ага.
79
00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:45,135
Может тебе и правда лучше не улыбаться?
Давай придумаем что-то другое.
80
00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,888
- Постарайся выглядеть сексуально.
- Ладно.
81
00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,854
Или не стоит.
82
00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,362
Привет, Джоуи, что ты здесь делаешь?
83
00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:07,240
У меня здесь рядом прослушивание,
а я испачкал рубашку соусом.
84
00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:12,496
- У тебя не найдётся лишней?
- Да, конечно.
85
00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,582
Вот.
86
00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,209
Отлично!
87
00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,587
А у тебя есть что-то
кроме Ральф Лорена?
88
00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,174
Вряд ли, Джоуи.
89
00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,886
Ладно, и эта сойдёт.
90
00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,431
- Какие планы на вечер?
- Никаких, а что?
91
00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,922
Может, прогуляешься с моим
ассистентом Тэгом? Я все оплачу.
92
00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:40,190
Тебе придётся очень много заплатить,
чтобы я пошёл на свидание с парнем.
93
00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,611
Я не прошу тебя идти
с ним на свидание.
94
00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,739
Да? Деньги мне
не помешали бы.
95
00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:52,536
Он недавно в городе,
у него совсем нет друзей.
96
00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,747
Своди его на какую-нибудь игру или вроде
того. Я была бы тебе очень признательна.
97
00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,166
- Ладно, хорошо, без проблем.
- Спасибо.
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00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,836
О, пончики!
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00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,097
Я знаю. Давай попробуем...
100
00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,683
...с надеждой посмотреть вдаль.
101
00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:20,397
Загляни в наше будущее, подумай
о нашей свадьбе, о том, что нас ждёт.
102
00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:29,364
Чендлер, да что с твоим лицом?
103
00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,534
Фото должно гласить:
"Геллер и Бинг женятся"...
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00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:35,829
...а не "Местная жительница
спасла тонущего дебила".
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Эй, не смейтесь над ним.
106
00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,209
Он мой тонущий дебил.
107
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Вот-вот-вот! Снимайте!
108
00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,511
Мне нравится вот эта.
109
00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:55,515
Она как бы говорит: "Я люблю тебя,
и поэтому должен убить".
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Не могут же все быть плохими.
111
00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,148
Найди ту, где ты делаешь
глаза, как в спальне.
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00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,357
Вот она.
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Боже мой. Это такие глаза
я делаю в спальне?
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Как ты можешь со мной спать?
115
00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,659
Ты действительно хочешь
об этом поговорить?
116
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- Я правда хорошо провела время.
- Я тоже.
117
00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,960
Мне жаль, что тот парень
в метро лизнул тебя в шею.
118
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,173
Нет, ничего. Он друг.
119
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Я не хочу показаться
самонадеянным...
120
00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:33,803
...но у меня есть билеты на завтрашний
финал бальных танцев.
121
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Знаешь, я...
122
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:40,143
Я пропустила полуфиналы, боюсь,
что я ничего не пойму.
123
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Это, наверное прозвучит неубедительно,
но эти билеты мне дал босс...
124
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О, нет, нет, нет, Боже мой!
125
00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:50,028
Хорошо, не волнуйся так, я пойду.
126
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,780
Да нет, это моя бывшая жена, Уитни.
127
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Я не могу сейчас с ней встречаться. Эта женщина
сумасшедшая.
128
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Я поняла. Подожди.
129
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- Эй, Росс.
- Да.
130
00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,958
Там снаружи бывшая
жена Кайла, Уитни.
131
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Как ты думаешь, ты смог бы её отвлечь
так, чтобы мы смогли ускользнуть?
132
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Что? Нет.
133
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Ладно, но у меня есть два билета
на финал бальных танцев.
134
00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,847
Я так не думаю, Фибс.
135
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,143
Ну ладно, хорошо...
136
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Но только потому, что ты мой друг.
137
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,038
Привет, Джинджер.
138
00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,873
Я хочу мой ключ обратно.
139
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- У меня его нет.
- Он у тебя в руке.
140
00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,045
Ладно, Шерлок.
141
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,090
Прости, Фибс, но тебе лучше уйти.
142
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,427
Я хотела поблагодарить тебя за то, что ты отвлёк
бывшую Кайла.
143
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Не за что. Поговорим об этом позже.
144
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- Привет, Уитни.
- Привет, Росс.
145
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,605
- Ты готов позавтракать?
- Да.
146
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:12,444
Бывшая жена Кайла? Ты должен был
отвлечь её, а не приглашать на свидание.
147
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,740
Ты не могла бы подождать секунду,
пока я поговорю с этой женщиной...
148
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,451
...которая, кстати, не провела здесь ночь?
149
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- Конечно.
- Хорошо.
150
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,710
Я её отвлёк, и мы прекрасно
провели время, ясно?
151
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,462
Ходили смотреть на бальные танцы?
152
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,798
Да, где мы поняли, что мы
оба супер-классные люди.
153
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:39,137
Ладно, слушай Росс. Кайл рассказывал
про неё столько ужасного...
154
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,848
- Например?
- Например, что она действительно злая...
155
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,768
...и что она чрезмерно требовательная и...
156
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:49,606
Она покрасит комнату в очень
яркий цвет без твоего согласия.
157
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,817
Ладно...
158
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,154
И она использует секс как оружие.
159
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,781
Спасибо, что предостерегла меня.
160
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:02,786
За завтраком я буду начеку на предмет
ярких красок и секс-оружия.
161
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,706
- Ты всё ещё собираешься с ней встречаться?
- Да!
162
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,376
Ты не слышал, что
я только что рассказала?
163
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,629
Фибс, прекрати. Сама подумай.
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00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,800
Конечно, её бывший будет рассказывать
про неё все это. А сейчас, прошу прощения...
165
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,260
Нет, послушай меня, она сумасшедшая!
166
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,598
Дверь звукопроницаемая.
167
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,353
Видишь? Ей ничем не угодишь.
168
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,401
- Доброе утро!
- Привет, Тэг!
169
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,362
Повеселились с Джоуи вчера вечером?
170
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,197
Да, мы ходили на игру Никсов.
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Мило.
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Затем мы пошли в бар, где
познакомились с целой кучей женщин.
173
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,126
Женщинами? Ты имеешь в виду
женщин в возрасте?
174
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,087
Вроде того. Им около 30
175
00:12:00,705 --> 00:12:03,888
И я никогда не знал, как
знакомиться с женщинами в барах...
176
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...но вчера вечером мне оставили
20 телефонных номеров.
177
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Здорово!
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00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,482
Джоуи, должно быть, научил
тебя некоторым вещам.
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Немного.
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00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,112
Как поживаешь?
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00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:31,458
Вот видишь. Великолепная улыбка.
Простая и естественная.
182
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,543
Теперь представь, что у меня камера.
183
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,047
- Ты её изменил!
- Ничего не могу поделать!
184
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,918
Ладно-ладно-ладно. Хочешь знать, что я
делаю, когда мне нужны снимки для резюме?
185
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,887
Занимаешь у меня деньги?
186
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:49,768
Да. Ну ладно, во-первых, ты должен
выглядеть непосредственно.
187
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:54,522
Вот, что я делаю. Я смотрю вниз, смотрю
вниз, продолжаю смотреть вниз.
188
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,191
Затем поднимаю голову.
189
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Видишь? Попробуй.
190
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:04,032
Смотри вниз. Ты смотришь вниз.
Продолжаешь смотреть вниз.
191
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,284
Почему у тебя ботинки в повидле?
192
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,536
Я ел пончик.
193
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,123
- Привет!
- Привет!
194
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,502
Так, я слышала, что ты вчера
хорошо провёл время с Тэгом.
195
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,045
Да, он отличный парень.
196
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:21,299
И тебе понравилось учить его
быть таким, как Джоуи?
197
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,469
- Что?
- Сам знаешь, все эти женщины.
198
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,388
Нельзя научить кого-то
успеху у женщин.
199
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,183
Поэтому у меня ничего
не вышло с Чендлером.
200
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,899
Я прямо здесь.
201
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,487
Ты бы мог больше
не брать его с собой?
202
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:46,032
Как только подумаю о тебе,
о нём, обо всех этих женщинах...
203
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,660
Я знаю, что он - мой ассистент,
и что я не могу с ним встречаться.
204
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,703
Но это меня беспокоит.
205
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,540
Нет, нет, нет, ты не можешь
забрать его у меня.
206
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:57,502
Я нашёл прекрасного напарника, чтобы
вместе знакомиться с девушками. Наконец-то.
207
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,967
Я всё ещё здесь.
208
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,427
Ты не мог хотя бы поговорить с ним...
209
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:11,140
...и рассказать, насколько это тягостно,
когда вокруг тебя вьются десятки женщин.
210
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,351
Что?
211
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,189
Я просто не хочу, чтобы он с кем-нибудь
встречался, пока он мне нравится.
212
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,691
Это ведь пройдёт.
213
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,861
Я же не люблю его.
Это всего лишь влечение.
214
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,948
Мне всё время кто-нибудь нравится.
Мне поначалу даже ты нравился.
215
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,992
Я знаю. Моника мне рассказала.
216
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,954
А я тебе нравился,
когда мы познакомились?
217
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,208
Да, конечно.
218
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,590
Вы что, меня не видите??
219
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,219
Ты с ним поговоришь?
220
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:52,265
- Я не знаю, Рэйч.
- Я дам тебе 10 бесплатных рубашек от Ральфа Лорена.
221
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,850
Одну.
222
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,728
Нет, 10! Ты сказала 10, не отпирайся!
223
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,362
Ты хотел поговорить со мной?
224
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,907
Не знаю. Ты принёс
что-нибудь для меня?
225
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,658
Да, это от Рэйчел.
226
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Десять. Хорошо.
227
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,250
Тэг, иногда может быть
слишком много женщин.
228
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- Правда?
- Да - для тебя.
229
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- Эй, а вот и ты.
- Вот и я.
230
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:34,140
- Ты в порядке?
- Да, Джоуи сказал, что мне нужно расслабиться.
231
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,142
Поэтому он дал мне антигистамин.
232
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,936
Что?
233
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,813
Я заснул в метро, и проехал до Бруклина.
234
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,399
Бруклин далеко.
235
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,777
О чём ты думал?
236
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,656
Но не волнуйся, потому что теперь я знаю, как
фотографироваться.
237
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,785
Ладно, смотри. Я смотрю вниз.
238
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,122
Смотрю вниз.
239
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,630
- Чендлер?
- Да?
240
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- Привет.
- Привет.
241
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,976
Как дела с Сумасшедшей?
Она уже приготовила твоего кролика?
242
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:22,313
Ты слышала всего одну
версию этой истории.
243
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:26,234
К твоему сведению, она показала
Кайлу 30 образцов краски...
244
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,986
...прежде чем покрасить комнату.
245
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:34,283
И на каждый он отвечал:
"Да мне до лампочки".
246
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,787
Возможно, ей следовало проводить
немного меньше времени, занимаясь декором...
247
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,331
...и чуть больше времени
в спальне.
248
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,543
Я не думаю, что у нас будут
такие проблемы...
249
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:47,505
...но может быть, это потому, что
я не эмоционально недоступный.
250
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,299
Ты думаешь, он
эмоционально недоступный?
251
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,552
Очень может быть.
252
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,721
Может быть, он не был бы...
253
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,348
...если бы она не приносила офис
домой каждую ночь.
254
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,893
Прости её за то, что она знает,
что хочет делать со своей жизнью.
255
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:05,273
Ну, она определённо знала, что
делала в Новый Год в 1997 году.
256
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,444
Я знал, что ты бросишь
мне это в лицо.
257
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:13,531
Это было три года назад.
Она извинялась сотню раз.
258
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,117
Что ещё ты хочешь?
259
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,911
Мы хотим вернуть последние шесть лет!
260
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,956
Как и мы! Как и мы!
261
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,838
Извините, что вам пришлось
это выслушивать.
262
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,552
- Доброе утро, Рэйчел.
- Привет.
263
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,971
Эй, так что ты делал
прошлым вечером?
264
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,931
- Ходил гулять с Джоуи.
- Да?
265
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,810
Ещё одна ночь охоты
за девочками?
266
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,482
Нет, мы неплохо поболтали.
267
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,068
Не думаю, что повторится
то, что было в баре.
268
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,237
Вот уж не ожидала.
269
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,740
На самом деле я не такой.
270
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,409
Мне всегда больше нравилось...
271
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,078
Зачем я тебе это рассказываю?
272
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,747
- Тебе же это неинтересно.
- Нет, нет, интересно.
273
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,376
Давай, продолжай! Ты сказал
"Мне всегда больше нравилось..."
274
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,128
Когда у меня были отношения.
275
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,547
- Мне нравится, когда у меня есть девушка.
- Правда?
276
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,050
Ну, знаешь, которую можно баловать.
277
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,677
Баловать?
278
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,848
Позволь спросить кое-что.
279
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,935
Ты веришь, что у каждого
есть своя половинка?
280
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,604
Я начинаю верить.
281
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,650
Если в твоей жизни есть такой человек,
ты должен что-то предпринять, правильно?
282
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,443
Да. Чёрт возьми, да.
283
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,987
Хорошо, тогда это решено.
284
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,449
- Я вернусь к своей бывшей.
- Я бы с удовольствием.
285
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,159
Что?
286
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,040
Алло?
287
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,169
Это надолго. Извини.
288
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,964
Да.
289
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,966
Да.
290
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Боже мой!
291
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,691
О, прости. Это раздражает?
292
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,819
И кстати, об эгоизме в
постели, как Уитни?
293
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,115
Может, она не была
бы такой эгоисткой...
294
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,493
...если бы он знал, что где.
295
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,454
О, он знает.
296
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,290
По большей части.
297
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,044
О, привет.
Хорошо, вы оба здесь.
298
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,172
Нам вроде как надо поговорить.
299
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,674
- С вами обоими, вместе?
- Что случилось?
300
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Ну, я приехала к Кайлу прошлым вечером,
чтобы забрать некоторые вещи...
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...и у нас проснулись воспоминания.
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Мы проговорили почти всю ночь...
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...и мы поняли, что
злимся друг на друга...
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...потому, что наши
чувства не угасли.
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Так что...
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Да говори уже, Кайл!
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Мы собираемся попробовать ещё раз.
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А как же насчёт того, что она ноет
и постоянно требует внимания?
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Я буду над этим работать.
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Ну да, ты, конечно,
можешь измениться.
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Знаешь, он поёт, когда писает.
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- Знаю.
- И из-за этого промахивается, но какая разница.
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Нам так жаль.
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Всё в порядке. Вы нам ненужны.
Я уже пережил это.
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Да, мне тоже до лампочки.
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Да, нам пора.
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Прости.
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Фибс, ты была права насчёт неё.
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Ты знаешь, она пыталась использовать
секс как оружие.
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Да, я немного повредил спину.
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Знаешь, когда он занимается
другими делами, он тоже напевает.
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Нам лучше без них.
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Но даже если они снова расстанутся,
не принимай его в свой клуб грустных мужчин.
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- Разведённых мужчин.
- Что "твОрог", что "творОг".
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Ребята, зацените!
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- Мама прислала газету.
- О, давай посмотрим!
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- Да, неплохо.
- Вы очень привлекательная пара.
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- Да, мы отлично смотримся.
- Так и есть.
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Ладно...
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Представь, какие у нас были бы красивые дети!
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Зачем представлять.
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Я на ней женюсь.
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Ещё посмотрим.
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