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- I'm ready.
- You sure?
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Let me just straighten out
your helmet there.
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- Thanks, Daddy.
- No, no. One daddy, two mommies.
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- All right, it's all yours.
- Okay, okay.
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There you go, there you go.
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Wow, Ben's first big-kid's bike.
This is so exciting!
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Oh, yeah, I remember mine.
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It was my sixth birthday.
I went to the park...
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...and I got on it, and it bent.
- Yeah.
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- I never had a bike of my own.
- What?
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We didn't have a lot of money.
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But the girl across the street
had the best bike.
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It was pink, and it had rainbow-colored
tassels hanging off the handles...
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...and a bell
and this big, white wicker basket...
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...with those
plastic daisies stuck on.
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That sounds like my first bike.
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My dad gave me his old one.
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- Did the girl ever let you ride it?
- No.
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But she gave me the box
that it came in.
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It had a picture of the bike
on the front.
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So I would sit on it, and my stepdad
would drag me around the backyard.
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That is so unfair.
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Not really, I got
to drag him around too.
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The One With All the Candy
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Hey, what are you guys doing?
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Making candy for the neighbors.
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I'm sorry, who?
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I'm gonna hang
a basket on the door.
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When the neighbors walk by,
they can take a piece.
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- But we don't know the neighbors.
- I do.
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There's, let's see,
the guy with the mustache...
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...smokes-a-lot lady,
some kids I've seen...
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...and a red-haired guy
who does not like to be called Rusty.
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Oh, I know that guy.
He also doesn't like it when you say:
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"Back off, Howdy Doody. I'm engaged."
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You got hit on by Firebeard?
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See, this is exactly why
I'm making this candy.
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We can get to know our neighbors.
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Wouldn't it be easier
if we just moved?
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Good morning!
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- Somebody's in a good mood.
- Well, why shouldn't I be?
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I have great friends.
I have a wonderful job...
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Where you can make out
with your assistant.
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It's not a big deal.
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We stayed up all night creating a plan
so that us dating won't be a problem.
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Oh, yeah? What's the plan?
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We... We are not...
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...going to let it...
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...be a problem.
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It took you all night
to come up with that plan?
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Well, you know,
we did other stuff too.
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Did you two...?
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Oh, I don't sleep with guys
on the first date.
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- Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise...
- Anymore!
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Hi, Tag, I have a conference call
today, is that correct?
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- Yes, at 4.
- Okay, thank you, that'll be all.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you see that?
He had no idea...
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...there was something
going on between us.
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- I'd better get back to my desk.
- Okay, hard worker.
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I'll put that in your evaluation.
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- My what?
- You've been here for two months now.
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And your boss is required to hand in
a performance evaluation.
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But you know, there is one thing
that I have yet to evaluate.
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- Are you serious?
- No, I've just always wanted to do that.
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Can you help me clean this up?
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- I'm excited to see if anyone ate my candy.
- Me too!
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- You don't have to do that.
- Thanks.
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The basket is totally empty!
The neighbors ate it all!
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Well, either that or...
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No. Not even Joey could eat that much.
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Little refresher, popcorn shrimp night.
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Joey!
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Yeah?
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- Did you eat all the neighbor candy?
- That was the plan.
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When I got to it,
there was only a few pieces left.
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They've come by all day.
They love it.
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They love my candy?
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- Oh, man, I gotta go make more.
- Hey, Mon.
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Make some more lasagna too. Something
might have happened to a chunk of it.
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Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy.
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Mine stole my newspaper.
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It's like a crime wave.
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Pheebs, you got a second?
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Sure.
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Ever since you told me
about that bike...
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...I couldn't stop thinking about it.
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I mean, everyone should have
a first bike, you know? So...
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Oh, my God, Ross!
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- You like it?
- I love it!
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- Yeah?
- Oh, oh, God...
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And I love you.
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Not that way.
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But the bike got you a lot closer.
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Well, take it downstairs.
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You know, give it a test drive.
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Okay. Oh, my God.
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My first bike!
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Thank you for the best present
I've ever gotten.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, and Chandler's about to cry.
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Am not.
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Hey, dude, it's okay. It kind of...
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...got to me a little too.
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I'm just so glad I
could make her happy.
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Thanks. I'm glad I'm not alone on this.
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- Yeah, you are.
- Yeah, you are.
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Who is that?
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Don't worry, I'm brave.
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I... I am brave.
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No, no, no, no!
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Can you tell me who is there, please?
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My name's Gary. I live upstairs.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Do you know what time it is?
- It's candy time.
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My roommate says they taste
like little drops of heaven.
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Oh, please.
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Did you hear that?
"Little drops of heaven."
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Four a. M.
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So can I get some candy?
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I am sorry, but some of us
have to get up early and go to work.
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He does not know
that I am not "some of us."
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- He can hear me, can't he?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, but I'll put some out
in the morning.
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Okay, I'll swing by later.
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You live in this building?
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Seems like I'd remember you.
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Night, Gar.
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Is there anybody in this building
that does not hit on you?
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Smokes-a-lot lady.
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Oh, wait, that is not true.
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So did you read your evaluation yet?
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No, it was marked "confidential."
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I just sent it to human resources.
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Please, you're kidding, right?
I wrote that one as a joke for you.
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A joke they would appreciate?
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I'm thinking, no.
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- What did you say?
- I said you were a good kisser...
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...and that I liked your
teeny, tiny tushy.
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No, not my tushy.
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It gets worse.
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About your initiative, I wrote:
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"He was able to unhook my bra
with minimal supervision."
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Under problems with performance,
I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not."
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And then... And then I drew
a little smiley face.
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And then a small pornographic sketch.
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That is so sweet of you
to get Phoebe that bike.
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When I heard the story,
I almost cried.
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Almost cried, huh?
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Hear that, Chandler? "Almost" cried.
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Hey, you cry every time
somebody talks about Titanic.
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Those two had only each other.
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She really likes it, huh?
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Oh, yeah. I saw her
walking it down the street.
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She had these flowers in the basket.
It was so cute.
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I saw her this morning,
walking it by the park.
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Wait, she was walking the bike?
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Both times?
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- Hey, Pheebs.
- Oh, hi!
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- Hey, so you enjoying the bike?
- Oh, so much.
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Pheebs, you do know how
to ride a bike, don't you?
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Of course.
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Can we see you ride it?
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Okay.
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See?
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I told you not to get
involved with your assistant.
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There's no such thing as a secret
when it comes to affairs.
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Did you hear that, Chandler?
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No such thing.
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What happened? I'm just eating candy.
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Maybe it's not that bad. They might
not take it the way I meant it.
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Absolutely, you know?
Because "tushy" can mean both ass...
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...and good worker.
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I just gotta get the thing back.
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Rach? That sketch you mentioned?
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Might it have looked
a little like this?
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Oh, my God, Joey!
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- What is the matter with you?
- God!
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This little talent came in handy
before I could afford porn.
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Hi, I'm sorry. I know it's
after-hours, but I really need candy.
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I'm sorry, I can't help you.
See? Rules are rules.
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Please, I have people coming
from out of town today.
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- I told them all about your candy.
- You're kidding.
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Out-of-towners, huh?
What did you tell them?
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I told them your candy
was absolutely indescribable.
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Some people have said it's "little
drops of heaven. " But whatever.
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- Please, can't you help me out?
- Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady?
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Isn't she the woman who lives
below you and has sex really loud?
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All right, I'll do it just this once.
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- But you can't tell anyone.
- Please, just give it to me.
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Yeah, that's her.
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- Thank you.
- Unbelievable!
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I can't believe that sign didn't work.
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You know what would work?
Stop making candy.
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But they like it.
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You mean they like you.
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Maybe.
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Is that why you became a chef,
so people would like you?
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You want to talk about getting
people to like you, huh, funny man?
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Just remember everything
I taught you, and you'll be fine.
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Okay? Here we go.
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Ready, set...
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00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,276
Wait, this seat
is really uncomfortable.
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Maybe before we start
we should just get another one.
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Perhaps like an airplane seat,
or a beanbag chair!
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You can't get out of this.
You have to learn how to ride a bike.
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Why? Why do I have to learn?
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- Well, in case of an emergency.
- What kind of emergency?
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Well, what if a man comes along
and puts a gun to your head and says:
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"You ride this bike or I'll...
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I'll shoot you."
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I would ring the bell to distract him.
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Then I would knock the gun away
with a Chinese throwing star.
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Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike...
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...and, hey, I'll hold you up
and push you. Okay?
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You won't let go?
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- No.
- You swear?
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I swear.
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- Okay.
- Come on.
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All right, here we go. All right?
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- All right.
- All right?
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Feel good?
All right, try pedaling.
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That's it, you're doing great.
Yes, take control.
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Oh, no!
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You swore!
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- I just thought you were doing so well.
- I am shocked. Shocked!
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It's a legitimate learning technique.
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Wow.
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Hey, there's some people outside
asking about candy.
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They'll just have to wait, won't they?
I only got two hands!
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- Need some help?
- No, you don't know the system.
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I don't need nobody messing
with the system!
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By the way, the week before your
wedding, you may not see a lot of me.
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Oh, hello, liar.
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00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:43,273
Look, I'm really sorry
I let go of the bike.
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I could've been killed, you know.
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I know, I know.
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00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,783
But can we please try it again?
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I mean, you were so close, Phoebe.
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00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,927
Well, I would love to...
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00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,825
...but the bike got stolen
and the police have no suspects.
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- Phoebe.
- What?
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00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,973
What the hell?
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00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,470
You know what?
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If you won't learn how to ride,
then I'm sorry...
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...I have to take it back.
- What? Why?
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Because it's...
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It'd be like you having this guitar...
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...and never playing it.
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Okay, this guitar wants to be played.
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And this bike wants to be ridden.
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And if you don't ride it...
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...you're killing its spirit.
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The bike...
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...is dying.
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All right. If you care enough
to make up that load of crap, okay.
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Great, great.
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You're making the bike very happy.
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Okay, Ross.
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Please don't die!
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To get the evaluation
before they see it...
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...we gotta get into Zelner's office.
He doesn't get in until 10.
264
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But his assistant, Betty, comes in
early to eat breakfast at her desk.
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- That's kind of sad.
- Yeah, well, Betty's kind of sad.
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Which is why I believe I can lure
her away with these chocolates.
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While I distract her, you go in.
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- Got it.
- Let's roll.
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Hello, Rachel. You got a minute?
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Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner.
For you? Anything. Minute.
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Okay, great.
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Abort the plan.
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Actually, I'd like to speak
to both of you.
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Okay.
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Well, can we get you anything,
Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates.
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No, thanks,
but I'll give these to Betty.
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So I read your evaluation of Tag.
278
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Or to use his full name,
Tag "Sweet Cheeks" Jones?
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Is something going on with you two?
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Oh, my God,
can you imagine if there was?
281
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I mean, what would happen exactly?
282
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Well, I'd be forced to file a report.
283
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I'd have to consult
with the legal department.
284
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And your future at the company
would be in jeopardy.
285
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,621
- Well...
- Mr. Zelner...
286
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,381
I filled in that evaluation.
287
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,853
- Oh, no...
- Yeah, yeah.
288
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,025
I thought it would be funny.
289
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,993
You wrote that you have a cute tushy?
290
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,025
Yes. I have a weird sense of humor.
291
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,703
And I'm kind of strangely
proud of my butt.
292
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,201
It's kind of a risky joke, Tag.
293
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:01,404
What is this drawing?
I can't figure it out.
294
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,775
It's upside down, you gotta...
It doesn't matter.
295
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,517
It's not like I don't have
a sense of humor.
296
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:12,154
Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick
every now and then.
297
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There's a time and a place.
298
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,822
Unless you have a limerick right now.
299
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No? Okay.
Well, you've got my fax number.
300
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,114
I can't believe you did that.
That was sweet.
301
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- Don't worry about it.
- You could've lost your job.
302
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:43,349
Are you kidding me? With this
cute butt, I'd find work.
303
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,356
Thank you, you're great.
304
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,225
- You know what?
- What?
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00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,191
I feel great.
306
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,595
In fact...
307
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,771
What?
308
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,603
It's just... It took me so long
to get that desk organized.
309
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I'm sorry.
310
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,611
There it is.
311
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,152
What is going on?
312
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,625
We're waiting for the candy.
Bring out the candy!
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Yeah, lady, give us candy!
314
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,567
Joey!
315
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,496
- What's up, buddy?
- What are you doing?
316
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Waiting to get candy.
317
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,901
Get in here.
318
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,343
Hey, and you cannot smoke in here.
319
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,980
Merry Christmas.
320
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:53,213
The candy is coming! I need
another 15 minutes for it to cool.
321
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:59,163
All right, everybody, just be quiet.
Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down!
322
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,423
What is the matter with you people?
323
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:06,229
This woman was trying to do a nice
thing for you, and look at her.
324
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,968
She is a mess.
325
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,973
Her hair's not brushed. She's
got dark circles under her eyes...
326
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:17,080
...chocolate on her face,
and she is still stunning.
327
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:23,116
She was making candy
so she could get to know all of you.
328
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,653
And I'll bet that not one of you
can tell me her name.
329
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,290
Am I right?
330
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,757
Candy Lady?
331
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,260
No, not "Candy Lady."
332
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,363
If we know it, can we have candy?
333
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,130
All right, you know what?
334
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,772
Forget it, you've ruined it.
335
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,941
Go home. You've ruined it.
336
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,771
That's all wrong! You guys
ruined everything. You ruined it!
337
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,586
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
338
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,614
Did you smoke?
339
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:06,491
No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke
directly into my mouth.
340
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:08,831
Are you okay?
341
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,502
Fine, but it was
really scary for a while.
342
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,672
Someone slipped a threatening
note under the door!
343
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:18,637
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
Mob mentality or whatever.
344
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,021
I can't believe it. I did it.
I rode a bike!
345
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,259
I never thought I'd be able
to do that. Thank you.
346
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,688
Oh, hey, don't thank me.
Thank yourself.
347
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:40,557
You're the one who faced your fears
and ultimately overcame them.
348
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:44,496
Don't be so corny, Ross.
It's not an After School Special.
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- Я готов.
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- Ты уверен?
- Ага.
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Дай-ка я поправлю
твой шлем.
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- Спасибо, папочка.
- Нет, нет. Один папочка, две мамочки.
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- Так, вперёд.
- Да, да.
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Вот так, вот так!
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Ух-ты! Первый двухколесный велосипед
Бена. Это так захватывающе!
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Да, я помню свой.
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Это был мой шестой день рождения.
Папа взял меня в парк...
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- ...я села на велосипед и он согнулся.
- Ага.
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- У меня никогда не было своего велосипеда.
- Что?
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У нас было мало денег.
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Но у девчонки через дорогу
был классный велик.
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Он был розовый, с радужными
кисточками на руле...
15
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... со звоночком и с большой,
белой плетёной корзинкой...
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...с пластиковыми маргаритками.
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Прямо как мой первый велосипед.
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Папа отдал мне свой, старый.
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00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,896
- А та девочка давала тебе на нём покататься?
- Нет.
20
00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,482
Но она отдала мне коробку из-под него.
21
00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,818
На ней был нарисован велосипед.
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Я садилась в неё, а мой отчим таскал
меня в коробке по заднему двору.
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Какая несправедливость!
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Да нет. Я тоже его таскала.
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<b><font color=#80FF80>ДРУЗЬЯ</font></b>
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Сезон 07. Серия 08
Сладости для соседей
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В переводе участвовали: LickMyBanana, Denlerien,
Nancy_Tompson, anay, nitai4andra, komarov
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Привет, что делаете?
29
00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,336
Сладости для соседей.
30
00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,838
Прости, для кого?
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Я повешу эту корзинку на дверь.
32
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И все наши соседи, проходя
мимо, смогут угоститься.
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- Но мы же не знаем наших соседей.
- Я знаю.
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Так, посмотрим, есть усатый парень...
35
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...дама, что много курит, еще детей видел...
36
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... и рыжий парень, которому не нравится,
когда его называют "Рыжий".
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Видишь? Именно поэтому я и пеку сладости.
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Мы узнаем, как их зовут, и
сможем познакомиться с ними.
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А не будет ли легче,
если мы просто переедем?
40
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Доброе утро!
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00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,959
- У кого-то хорошее настроение.
- Да, а почему бы и нет?
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- У меня отличные друзья.
- Замечательная работа...
43
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Где можно целоваться с ассистентом.
44
00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,800
Тут нет ничего особенного.
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Мы всю ночь не спали и придумывали план...
46
00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,054
как сделать так, чтобы наш
роман не стал проблемой.
47
00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,056
Да? И что за план?
48
00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:09,730
Мы... Мы не...
49
00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,649
...допустим, чтобы он...
50
00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,526
... стал проблемой.
51
00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:18,655
Вы всю ночь потратили на
составление этого плана?
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00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,699
Знаешь, мы и другими вещами занимались.
53
00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:23,660
Вы что...?
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00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,455
О, я не сплю с парнями
на первом свидании.
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00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:29,291
- Мэтт Вайр, Марк Линн, Бен Вайз...
- Больше не сплю!
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00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:39,635
Привет, Тэг, у меня сегодня
конференция, правильно?
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00:03:39,744 --> 00:03:42,888
- Да, в четыре.
- Хорошо, спасибо, можешь идти.
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00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:44,640
Постой, постой.
59
00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,229
Ты это видел?
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00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:53,565
Он даже не подумал,
что между нами что-то есть.
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00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,743
- Мне лучше вернуться за свой стол.
- Иди, труженик.
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00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,747
Я напишу об этом
в твоей характеристике.
63
00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,042
- Где?
- Ты здесь работаешь уже 2 месяца.
64
00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,921
И твоя начальница должна предоставить
доклад о твоих деловых качествах.
65
00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:20,008
Хотя одно твое качество
мне еще предстоит оценить.
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00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:30,852
- Ты серьёзно?
- Нет, я просто давно мечтала это сделать.
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00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,355
Ты поможешь мне всё здесь прибрать?
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00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:42,281
Корзинка совершенно пуста!
Соседи съели все сладости!
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00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,074
Что ж, либо соседи, либо...
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Джоуи!
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00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:50,998
Что?
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00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,334
- Это ты съел все сладости для соседей?
- Я собирался.
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00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,796
Но когда я добрался до корзинки,
там осталось всего несколько кусочков.
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Они заходят сюда весь день.
Им понравилось.
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00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,968
Им понравились мои сладости?
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00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:06,221
- Боже мой, надо приготовить еще.
- Эй, Мон.
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00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:11,393
Лазанью тоже приготовь. С той,
что у тебя была, кое-что случилось.
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Росс, соседи съели все мои сладости!
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00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,273
А мои украли у меня газету.
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00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,066
Настоящая волна преступности.
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00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,406
Фибс, есть минутка?
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00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,408
Конечно.
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00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,036
С тех пор, как ты рассказала
мне историю о велосипеде...
84
00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,455
...я постоянно о ней думаю.
85
00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:35,375
В смысле, у каждого должен быть
первый велосипед. Так что...
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00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:42,049
Господи, Росс!
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00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,176
- Тебе нравится?
- Я его обожаю.
88
00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,678
- Да?
- О, Боже...
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00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:49,181
Я люблю тебя.
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00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,807
Не в том смысле.
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00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,643
Но ты стал для меня гораздо ближе.
92
00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,104
Что ж, вынеси его на улицу.
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00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,148
И попробуй прокатиться.
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00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,525
Ладно. Боже мой!
95
00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,903
Мой первый велосипед.
96
00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,198
Спасибо тебе за лучший
подарок в моей жизни.
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00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:08,325
Не за что.
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00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,788
Ой, а Чендлер сейчас заплачет.
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00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,249
Неправда!
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00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,047
Кто там?
101
00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,927
Не волнуйся, я не боюсь.
Я... не боюсь.
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Нет, нет, нет!
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00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,809
Пожалуйста, вы не могли бы
сказать, кто это?
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Меня зовут Гэри. Я живу наверху.
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- Привет.
- Привет.
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00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,902
- Вы знаете, который час?
- Время сладостей!
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Мой сосед говорит, что они на вкус
как маленькие кусочки рая.
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О, да ладно Вам!
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Ты слышал?
"Маленькие кусочки рая."
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Четыре утра.
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Ну так что - сладости будут?
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Простите, но кое-кому
рано вставать на работу.
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Он же не знает, что я не из них.
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Извините, с утра я снова заполню корзину.
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Хорошо, я вернусь позже.
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Вы живёте в этом доме?
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Мне кажется, я бы Вас запомнил.
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Спокойной ночи, Гэри.
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Ну что, ты уже прочитал
свою характеристику?
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Нет, она была с пометкой
"конфиденциально".
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Я только что отправил её в отдел кадров.
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Пожалуйста, скажи, что ты пошутил.
Я написала её для тебя, ради смеха.
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А они оценят шутку?
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Думаю - нет.
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- Что ты там написала?
- Я написала, что ты хорошо целуешься...
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... и что мне нравится твоя
маленькая попка.
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Нет, только не попка.
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Дальше хуже.
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На вопрос "Проявляет ли инициативу?"
Я написала:
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"Да, смог самостоятельно
расстегнуть мой лифчик"
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А в графе "Проблемы с выполнением обязанностей"
я написала: "Господи, надеюсь, никаких."
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А потом... Потом я нарисовала
улыбающуюся рожицу.
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И маленькую порнографическую картинку.
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Это так мило - подарить
Фиби велосипед.
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Когда я об этом услышала,
я едва не расплакалась.
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Едва не расплакалась, да?
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Слышишь, Чендлер? "Едва" не расплакалась.
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Эй, ты плачешь каждый раз,
когда слышишь про Титаник.
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У них никого не было,
кроме друг друга.
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А Фиби он правда нравится, да?
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О, да. Я видела, как
она везла его по улице.
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В корзинке лежали цветы.
Это так мило.
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Я видел её сегодня утром,
она возила его по парку.
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Постойте, она его просто возила? Оба раза?
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- Привет, Фибс.
- О, привет.
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- Привет, ты довольна велосипедом?
- Да, очень.
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Фиби, ты же знаешь, как
на нём кататься, правда?
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Конечно.
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Можешь показать нам, как ты ездишь?
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Хорошо.
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Видели?
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Именно поэтому я и говорила тебе, что нельзя
заводить роман со своим ассистентом.
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Когда у тебя роман с подчинённым,
это невозможно утаить.
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Ты слышал это, Чендлер?
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Это невозможно утаить.
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А что случилось?
Я всего лишь ем конфеты.
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Может, не всё так плохо. Может, они
и не поняли, что я имела в виду.
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Да ты что? Слово "попка"
может означать и задницу...
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... и хорошего работника.
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Я должна вернуть ее.
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00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,881
Рейч? Та картинка, которую ты нарисовала.
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Она хоть немного похожа на эту?
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Боже, Джоуи!
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- Да что это с тобой?
- Господи!
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Этот маленький талант был очень кстати
до того момента, когда я смог покупать порно.
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Привет, извините. Я знаю, что сейчас
не время, но мне очень нужны конфеты.
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Простите, ничем не могу помочь.
Видите? Правила есть правила.
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Ну пожалуйста, ко мне сегодня
приезжают гости из другого города.
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- Я уже им рассказала про Ваши сладости.
- Вы шутите.
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Из другого города?
А что Вы им сказали?
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Я сказала им, что ваши конфеты
абсолютно неописуемы.
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А кое-кто называет их "маленькими
кусочками рая". Но неважно.
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- Пожалуйста, помогите мне.
- Чендлер, мы знаем эту женщину?
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Уж не она ли живёт под тобой
и очень громко занимается сексом?
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Хорошо, я сделаю для Вас исключение.
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- Только никому не рассказывайте.
- Пожалуйста, просто дайте их мне.
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Да, это она.
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- Спасибо.
- Невероятно.
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Поверить не могу, что
объявление не помогает.
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Знаешь, что поможет?
Хватит печь сладости.
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Но они им нравятся.
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То есть, ты им нравишься.
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Возможно.
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Ты поэтому стала поваром,
чтобы нравиться людям?
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Хочешь поговорить о том, как
понравиться людям, да, шутник?
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Просто помни все, чему я тебя
учил, и всё будет хорошо.
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Хорошо? Поехали.
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00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,776
На старт, внимание...
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Постой, это сидение
очень неудобное.
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Может, прежде, чем мы начнем,
мы его поменяем на другое?
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00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,911
Например, на авиа-кресло, или пуф.
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Хватит отговорок. Ты
должна научиться ездить.
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00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,128
Почему это? Почему я должна учиться?
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00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:40,508
- На случай непредвиденных обстоятельств.
- Каких, например?
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Например, что, если к тебе подойдёт человек,
приставит пистолет к твоей голове и скажет:
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"Либо ты едешь на этом велосипеде, либо я...
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...Либо я застрелю тебя."
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00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,521
Я нажму на звонок, чтобы отвлечь его.
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00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:57,400
А после я выбью у него из рук
пистолет китайской звёздочкой.
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Ладно, Фиби, просто сядь на велосипед...
201
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...а я тебя поддержу
и подтолкну. Хорошо?
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00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,745
Ты не отпустишь?
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00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,246
- Нет.
- Клянёшься?
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Клянусь.
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00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,376
- Ладно.
- Давай.
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- Так, поехали. Всё нормально? Нормально?
- Нормально.
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Все хорошо? Ладно,
теперь сама крути педали.
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Вот так, ты молодец!
У тебя отлично получается.
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Да, да, да!
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О, нет.
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00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,564
Ты поклялся.
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- Я подумал, что у тебя самой хорошо получается.
- Я в шоке. В шоке!
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Это стандартная техника обучения.
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Привет!
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Тут какие-то люди в коридоре
спрашивают про конфеты.
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Им придётся подождать.
У меня только 2 руки.
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00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,057
- Помощь нужна?
- Нет, ты не знаешь систему!
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00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,768
Мне не нужно, чтобы
кто-то ломал мою систему.
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Кстати, за неделю до твоей свадьбы,
мы, возможно, будем реже видеться.
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О, привет, лжец.
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Послушай, мне действительно жаль,
что я отпустил велосипед.
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Знаешь, я могла умереть.
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Знаю, знаю...
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Но, может, мы попробуем ещё раз?
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00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,971
Потому что у тебя так
хорошо получалось, Фиби!
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Ну, я бы с удовольствием...
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...но велосипед украли, и
у полиции нет подозреваемых.
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- Фиби!
- Что?
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00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,449
Что за чертовщина?
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Знаешь что?
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Если ты не хочешь учиться
кататься, то извини...
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...Мне придётся вернуть его.
- Что? Почему?
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Потому что...
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Это как если бы у тебя была гитара...
235
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... но ты бы никогда не играла на ней.
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00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,553
Потому что гитара хочет, чтобы на ней играли
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А велосипед хочет, чтобы на нём ездили.
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Если на нём не катаются...
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...то это убивает его дух.
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Велосипед...
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...умирает.
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Хорошо. Раз это для тебя настолько важно,
что ты придумал эту чушь...
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00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,996
Отлично, отлично!
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Ты делаешь велосипед очень счастливым.
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Да ладно, Росс.
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Пожалуйста, не умирай.
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Чтобы достать характеристику
до того, как они увидят её, но нам...
248
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:18,685
...придется пробраться в офис Зелнера. Он не
приходит раньше 10, так что он - не проблема.
249
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,939
Но его ассистентка Бетти приходит рано,
чтобы за своим столом съесть завтрак.
250
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- Это печально.
- Да, Бетти вообще печальный случай.
251
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,571
И поэтому я надеюсь увести
её этими конфетами.
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Пока я буду отвлекать её,
ты проникнешь внутрь.
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- Понял.
- За дело!
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Здравствуй, Рэйчел. Есть минутка?
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Конечно, мистер Зелнер. Для вас что угодно.
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Так, отлично.
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План отменяется.
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Вообще-то, я бы хотел
поговорить с вами обоими.
259
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,260
Хорошо.
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Мы можем предложить вам что-нибудь,
мистер Зелнер? Может, конфеты?
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00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,145
Нет, спасибо. Но я отдам их Бетти.
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00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,858
Я прочитал твою характеристику на Тэга.
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00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,445
Или, скорее, Тэга "Сладкие щёчки" Джонса.
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00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,365
Что-то между вами есть?
265
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,996
Боже мой, вы можете себе это представить?
266
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:25,334
А если бы было, то что?
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00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,005
Тогда я был бы вынужден отправить рапорт.
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Затем проконсультироваться
с юридическим отделом.
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И ваше будущее в компании
было бы под угрозой.
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- В общем...
- Мистер Зелнер...
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Я заполнил эту характеристику.
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- О, нет...
- Да-да.
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00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,812
Я подумал, что это будет весело.
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Ты написал, что у тебя милая задница?
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Да.
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У меня странное чувство юмора.
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Я очень горжусь своим задом.
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00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,661
Немного рискованная шутка, Тэг.
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00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,998
А что за рисунок? Не могу понять.
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Вы смотрите вверх ногами... Это неважно.
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Это не значит, что у меня нет чувства юмора.
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Мне очень нравятся неприличные лимерики.
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Всему своё время и место.
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Если только вы не хотите мне их рассказать.
285
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:30,566
Нет? Ладно. Ну, у вас
есть номер моего факса.
286
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,202
Не могу поверить, что ты
это сделал. Это так мило.
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00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,288
- Не беспокойся об этом.
- Ты мог потерять работу.
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00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,750
Шутишь? С такой прелестной
задницей я не пропаду.
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Спасибо тебе, ты замечательный!
290
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,925
- Знаешь что?
- Что?
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00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,010
Я чувствую себя замечательно.
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Вообще-то...
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00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,269
Что?
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Просто... Я столько времени потратила,
чтобы навести порядок.
295
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Извини...
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А и вот она!
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Что происходит?
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Мы ждём конфеты. Выноси конфеты!
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Да, леди. Дайте нам конфет!
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Джоуи!
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- Как дела, дружище?
- Что ты делаешь?
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Жду конфеты.
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Заходи уже!
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Эй, вам нельзя курить здесь.
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С Рождеством...
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Конфеты почти готовы. Мне нужно
ещё 15 минут, чтобы остудить их.
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Так, все, тихо. Тихо, замолчите.
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Что с вами такое, люди?
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Эта женщина так старалась сделать вам
приятное, и посмотрите на неё.
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Она делала конфеты,
чтобы познакомиться с вами.
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Готов поспорить, что никто
из вас не знает, как её зовут.
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Я прав?
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Конфетка?
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Нет, не "Конфетка"
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А если мы знаем имя, можно нам конфет?
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Знаете, что?
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Забудьте. Вы всё разрушили
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Идите домой. Вы сами виноваты.
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Это неправильно. Вы, ребята,
всё испортили. Всё испортили
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- Спасибо!
- Не за что.
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Ты курил?
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Нет, Леди-Которая-Много-Курит
выпустила дым прямо мне в рот
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Ты в порядке?
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Да. Но в один момент
я действительно испугалась.
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Кто-то подсунул записку
с угрозами под дверь.
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А, да. Извини. Настроение
толпы или вроде того.
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Не могу поверить! Я сделала это!
Я еду на велосипеде!
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Никогда не думала, что смогу.
Спасибо тебе!
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Не благодари меня. Благодари себя
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Ты взглянула страху в лицо и,
в конце концов преодолела его.
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Росс, не будь таким сентиментальным.
Это не "After School Special" (шоу на
соц. темы).
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