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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Where's Mon?
- She's at home...
4
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...putting up decorations
for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
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- And you're not helping?
- I tried...
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...but apparently singing "I Will Survive"
in a helium voice, not helping.
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- Hey, you guys.
Hey.
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Happy birth...
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Shh. Don't say that loud.
Gunther's gonna want to hug me.
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Uh, good news, everyone.
We finally found a nanny.
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- This is Molly. Molly, Chandler, Joey.
- Hi.
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Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy.
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You're damn right I am. I've been
waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.
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Okay. You know what,
I'm just gonna take her outside.
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- No, you stay. I'll do it.
Okay. Thank you.
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- Nice to meet you guys.
Yeah, you too.
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- Wow, Molly's just great.
- Yeah.
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Yes, bravo on the hot nanny.
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- What? You really think she's hot?
- Are you kidding?
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If I wasn't married,
she'd be rejecting me right now.
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Joey?
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How do you think she's doing?
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Am I the only one that doesn't think
she's hot? Ross?
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- Ah, I mean, she's not unattractive, but...
- Right.
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...but hot? Ah...
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Thank you. Ha, ha.
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Now that Rachel's gone?
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So hot,
I cried myself to sleep last night.
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Hey, Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
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- Lima.
- No.
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It starts with a V and ends with an X.
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And hopefully with a T-O
in the middle.
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You know, come to think of it,
the capital of Peru is "Vtox."
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- Oh, God!
- What?
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Okay. I don't want to freak you out
or anything...
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...but I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
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Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob.
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Well, he's your pet rat?
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Well, not so much a pet as,
you know, an occasional visitor...
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...who I put food out for.
You know, kind of like Santa.
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Except Santa doesn't poop
on the plate of cookies.
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You can't keep a rat in your apartment.
They're extremely unsanitary.
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I mean, they transmit leptospirosis
and hantavirus.
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- What are those?
- I don't know...
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...but they don't sound
like spa treatments.
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- You have to get rid of it.
- Okay, fine.
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If it means that much to you,
I'll get rid of Bob.
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Thank you.
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It's so weird you think he's so gross,
yet you're willing to eat his crackers.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Gavin, I just want to say
thank you again...
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...for watching Emma yesterday
during the presentation.
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I really owe you an apology.
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- For what?
- When we first met, you know...
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...I thought you were pompous
and arrogant and obnoxious.
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Is this your first apology?
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No, I just mean, you know,
first impressions don't mean anything.
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And I think you're a really good guy.
And I'm sorry that I misjudged you.
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- Morning.
- Hello.
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But you know what?
Hey, new day, new leaf.
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I am just really, really happy...
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I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass
has something more important to say...
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...so I'll just wait till it's finished.
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- What?
- I was giving you an apology...
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...and you were totally checking her out.
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I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion.
I was looking at her skirt.
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Or was it pants? I didn't really see
what happened below the ass area.
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Wow, you are really...
You're really a creep.
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What do you even care
if I was looking at her?
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Are you jealous?
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Oh, yeah. I'm jealous.
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"Oh, Gavin. Please,
please look at my ass."
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Stop looking at my ass.
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I mean, I just think
you are totally inappropriate. Okay?
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This is a work environment.
She's your subordinate.
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But it was okay when you
slept with your old assistant, Tag?
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That is totally different for two reasons.
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One, I didn't know that you knew that.
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And two, I wasn't some creep
staring at his ass.
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We had a... We had a deep,
meaningful relationship.
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Huh. What was Tag's last name?
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It was...
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Oh, my God.
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He didn't have a last name.
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It was just Tag, you know,
like Cher or...
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...you know, Moses.
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But it was a deep,
meaningful relationship.
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You know what? My first impression
of you was absolutely right.
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You are arrogant. You are pompous.
Morgan! Morgan!
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- Tag's last name was Morgan! Ha!
- It was Jones.
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What are you, his boyfriend?
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- Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
- You mean when you were a baby?
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Sure.
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Would you stop staring at her?
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I wasn't staring.
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I was leering.
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What's the big deal with her?
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Maybe she's attractive
in an obvious kind of way.
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Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst.
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You know, when it's right there
in your face.
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Me, I like to have to work
to find someone attractive.
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Makes me feel like I earned it.
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Looks like Joey's doing all right
with her.
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Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys
to back off...
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...and let Joey get the girl for once.
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- I'm gonna take her to the apartment.
- Okay, I'll be home right after work.
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- Okay.
- Okay, bye, Emma-wemma-demma.
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I lovey-wovey-dove you.
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Bye.
Bye.
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They've elected me to talk to you
about the baby talk.
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It's not so good.
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I think it's sweet.
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ROSS & CHANDLER & JOEY:
Bye, Emma-wemma!
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Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, I would
really prefer if you didn't go after her.
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Why not?
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Because it took months
to find a good nanny.
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And I wouldn't want anything to,
you know, drive her away.
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So you think I'm just
gonna sleep with her...
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...and never call her again, and
things are gonna get uncomfortable?
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Come on, there are plenty
of other women out there, okay?
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Just forget about her, okay?
She's off-limits.
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Oh, man. What'd you have to go
and say that for?
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Now that you told me I can't have her,
makes me want her even more!
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- What are you, a child?
- Yes.
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Look, Joey, come on now.
For me, please.
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Just try to focus your sexual energy
on someone else.
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Fine.
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Take me home.
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- Hey, Mikey.
- Hey, Pheeb.
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- What are you doing?
- Setting rattraps.
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- To kill Bob?
- No. No, to test his neck strength.
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But no, I don't want to kill him.
I thought we were gonna capture him...
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...and, you know,
set him free in the countryside...
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...where he could meet
a friendly possum...
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...and a wisecracking owl.
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- Okay, okay. I'll throw away the traps.
- All right, I'll find Bob. I'll get him.
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Bob? Bob?
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Robert?
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Wait, I think I hear him.
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Oh, my God! Bob had babies!
Bob's a mom!
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We'll have to think of a new name.
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Oh, I don't know,
I kind of like "Bob" for a girl.
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No, no. I mean, I'm not sure that we...
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Oh, my God. We killed Bob?
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Well, maybe it wasn't Bob.
Maybe it was a mouse.
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Susie?
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What's up?
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Seriously, dude. Three years ago.
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Listen, can you do me a favor?
I'm gonna be out today.
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Can you keep an eye on Joey...
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...make sure nothing happens
between him and Molly?
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- You don't trust him?
- Well, no.
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Some woman who sounded
a lot like Joey called earlier...
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...and asked for her daughter,
uh, the "hot nanny."
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Is this really your long-term plan,
for me to run interference?
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Because I could get a job any day now.
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You do appear right on the cusp
of something.
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Look, come on, man. I'm sure
he'll lose interest in a week or two...
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...but for now, could you please
just do this for me?
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Fine, but don't blame me
if it doesn't work.
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Because you know once Joey
sets his mind on something...
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...more often than not,
he's going to have sex with it.
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Well, I mean,
we've gotta do something. Okay?
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Nannies like her don't grow on trees.
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- Picturing that tree?
- I am, yes.
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Where you going, Joe?
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For a walk.
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Oh, you mind if I join you?
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Actually, uh, I'd rather be alone. You know,
I really need to organize my thoughts.
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Your thoughts?
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Plural?
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All right, fine. I only have one thought.
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It's about the hot nanny. I gotta see her.
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- I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
- Now you're telling me I can't see her?
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You guys are killing me.
She's forbidden fruit. It's like, like...
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Like she's the princess
and I'm the stable boy.
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Why are you doing this, huh?
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Did Ross tell you not to let me
go over there?
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Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.
So I can't let you go.
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Huh. Interesting.
Now there are obstacles.
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Hot nanny and me against the world.
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This is the stuff great novels
are made of.
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- Great novels?
- Fine. Mediocre porn.
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00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,824
- Gavin Mitchell's office.
- Rachel Green's office.
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Give me that phone.
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Hello, this is Rachel Green.
How can I help you?
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Uh-huh. Okay, then.
I'll pass you back to your son.
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Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary.
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Um, excuse me, Gavin.
I have a question I need to ask you.
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Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah.
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00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,728
- Yes?
- If you like looking at butts so much...
193
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,356
...why don't you just go
look in a mirror?
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00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,650
Thank God you finally said that.
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00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:19,112
I saw you make a note on your pad
three hours ago.
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00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,534
- Man, I really bug you. Don't I?
- Oh, no. Please...
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...I don't care about you
enough to bug me.
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In fact, from now on,
I'm going to take the high road...
199
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...and I'm going to be very, very nice
to you, you mama's boy...
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...starting right now.
201
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,090
- Hey, Rach.
Hi.
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- Ready for your birthday lunch?
- I am.
203
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,345
But first, Monica,
I would like to introduce you...
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...to my very talented colleague
and more importantly...
205
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...my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell.
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00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,687
- Pleased to meet you.
- Pleased to meet you.
207
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,397
Are you coming to Rachel's party?
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00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,984
Oh, no, no, no. Gavin can't.
He already has plans...
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00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,612
...most likely with his mother.
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00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:05,533
I don't mind. I'll cancel them. I would
never miss my secretary's birthday.
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00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,790
Why did you invite him?
I can't stand that guy.
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00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,459
- You were being so nice to him.
- I was faking it.
213
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,461
Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
214
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,089
Hey, Mr. Phillips. Nice suit.
215
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:23,218
- Right there. That was so fake!
- Shh!
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Oh, hi.
217
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,773
I still can't believe you invited Gavin.
218
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,734
I mean, he is just the last person
I want to see.
219
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,530
You're welcome for the party.
I'm glad you're having a good time.
220
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:47,408
God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course
he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me.
221
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,619
- Does he?
- What?
222
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,122
Maybe he keeps bothering you
so much because he likes you.
223
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,000
It's like in first grade
when Skippy Lange would push me...
224
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,628
...because he secretly
had a crush on me.
225
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:02,048
Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you?
226
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,510
Honey, all those boys had a bet
to see if he could knock you over.
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00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,640
- She's out. I'm gonna take her home.
- Oh, okay. Thank you.
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00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,851
Bye, sweetheart.
229
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,565
Do you see what all the guys see in her?
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Wouldn't kick her out of bed.
231
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,236
No more vodka for me.
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00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,574
Hey, Rach. So can I sing
"Happy Birthday" to you now?
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00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,159
- Yeah, sure.
- Oh. All right.
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Happy birth...
235
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See you later.
236
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,792
Hey, Rach. Somebody got you shoes.
237
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,168
Give me.
238
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:45,758
- Wow. Wow. Oh, my God!
- Careful! Careful!
239
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,303
These are my rat babies!
240
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,475
Yeah. We have rat babies now.
241
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,689
Oh, you brought rats
to my birthday party?
242
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,817
So this is what a stroke feels like.
243
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,361
Well, I had to bring them.
We killed their mother.
244
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,780
They're our responsibility now.
245
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,908
You know, they require constant care.
246
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,910
You should know that, Rachel,
you're a mother.
247
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,623
Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
248
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,791
No. Seven rats.
249
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:22,670
I think we should take them home.
We need to feed them.
250
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,632
Wait, you're gonna leave my party
to take care of a box of rats?
251
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,217
Well, I'm sorry, Rachel,
but I'm not like you. Okay?
252
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,054
Not everyone can afford help.
253
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,396
Hey, where the hell are Joey and Molly?
254
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,065
I asked you to watch them.
255
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,776
I'm sorry. I got a little preoccupied.
256
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,947
Look, we have to stop them
before something happens.
257
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,950
Right behind you, big guy.
258
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,037
So you see, Molly,
what people don't understand...
259
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,916
...is that acting is a discipline.
It takes a lot of hard work.
260
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,002
- So where'd you study?
- Oh, I didn't go to college.
261
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:09,092
- No, where'd you study acting?
- Molly, people don't study acting.
262
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,765
Molly, uh, do you mind giving us
just a minute?
263
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,226
- Sure. I'll go check on Emma.
Thanks.
264
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,231
Will the stable boy
never get the princess?
265
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:27,735
What do you think you were gonna do,
have sex with her here on my couch?
266
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:31,155
No. The leather sticks to my ass.
267
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,535
This isn't fair. What makes you think
I'm gonna sleep with her...
268
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,286
...and then blow her off, huh?
269
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,708
Can't you guys open your minds to
the possibility that I actually like her...
270
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,876
...and might want something real?
271
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:50,466
Look, the truth is I haven't felt
this way about anyone since Rachel.
272
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,970
Okay?
I didn't think I could ever love again.
273
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,431
- Come on.
- Joe.
274
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,647
Hi. Is Molly here?
275
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,025
Uh, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly?
276
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:12,739
- Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha.
Hey.
277
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,993
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.
278
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:31,340
Uh, well, Joey, I guess
we have no problem.
279
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,304
It's like my favorite fairy tale come true.
280
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,017
The princess, the stable boy
and the lesbian.
281
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,773
Okay. Okay,
you start preparing the formula...
282
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,649
...and I'll start changing the box.
283
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,944
And then we gotta put them
straight to bed.
284
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,030
When did we become
one of those couples...
285
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,699
...whose lives revolve around their rats?
286
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,037
Well, you know what?
They're our responsibility now.
287
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,749
Okay, fine.
These rats are our responsibility.
288
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,335
What happens when they mate
and there are hundreds?
289
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,505
Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.
290
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,299
Yeah, uh, not such a problem with rats.
291
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,886
No, they're more of a "love the one
you're with" kind of animal.
292
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,764
No. Really?
293
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,392
Oh, my... Get off your sister! Ew.
294
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,605
Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?
295
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,900
- The... We have seven rats.
- Uh-huh.
296
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,694
So, what if each of them
has seven rats...
297
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:37,824
...and then each of those
have seven rats? That's like...
298
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,038
That's math I can't even do.
299
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,999
What are we gonna do?
300
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,627
Well, I know this is gonna
sound crazy...
301
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:56,384
...but we could
not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
302
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:02,014
Yeah, okay. I guess you're right.
303
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,518
All right, so we should just
give them away.
304
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:11,649
But to nice families with children
and reduced-fat Wheat Thins.
305
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,193
Those were Bob's favorites.
306
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,279
It's gonna be okay.
307
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,367
- You must think I'm crazy.
- No, I think you're sweet.
308
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,035
Good.
309
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,787
This is just so hard.
310
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,374
It's hard for me to let them go.
311
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,711
I guess it just brings back memories,
you know...
312
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:37,550
...from when I gave birth to my brother's
triplets and I had to give them up.
313
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,975
I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
314
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,279
- Hey.
- Hi.
315
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,741
Thanks for the party, honey.
Should I help you clean up?
316
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,078
No way. You had your party.
Now I have mine.
317
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,459
- Is everything all right?
- I just get bummed...
318
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,127
...when my birthday's over.
319
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,922
Well, at least you have one thing
to be happy about.
320
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,424
- Mm?
- That jerk, Gavin, from your office...
321
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,967
...didn't show up.
- Ah.
322
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,220
Yeah, I hate him.
323
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,934
We weren't talking about you.
We were...
324
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:31,729
No. No way to recover. No. Okay.
325
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,109
- Fun party.
Well, it was.
326
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,071
And you would have seen it
if you didn't show up at...
327
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:45,743
Nine-thirty? God.
Ugh, this party was lame.
328
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,829
Again, you're welcome.
329
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:53,709
- Look, I'll just give you this and go.
- Oh, you bought me a present. Why?
330
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,589
Let me explain how birthday parties
usually work. There are presents...
331
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,592
...and a cake,
perhaps a fourth or fifth person.
332
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,888
Okay, I, uh...
333
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,433
I got you the present to make up
for being such a jerk to you.
334
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:15,189
Aw. Well, okay. Well, that's very nice.
And you wrote a card.
335
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,567
- "From Gavin."
- I really mean it.
336
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,658
Oh. Oh.
337
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,368
Oh, it's beautiful.
338
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,787
- If you don't mind? Let me.
- No.
339
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:35,334
Well, what do you know, it fits.
340
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:41,757
See, Gavin. You're capable of being
a nice guy.
341
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,010
Why do you give me such a hard time?
342
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,804
I'm not sure.
343
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:52,018
Well, Monica seems to think
it's because you have feelings for me.
344
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,312
I do have feelings for you.
345
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,358
- You do?
- Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying.
346
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,153
See, why? Gavin, why?
347
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,449
Right when I'm about to change
my opinion of you, you go and you...
348
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,538
And you do that.
349
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:35,686
First I was afraid, I was petrified
350
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,150
- Hey.
- Hi.
351
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,110
Listen, um, I think I left something here.
352
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,614
Oh. Uh, well, somebody left this.
Is this yours?
353
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,991
Oh. No, but I like it.
354
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,162
No, I think I left one of my rat babies.
355
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,792
Oh. Uh, well, no. I haven't seen it,
but if I do, I'll let you know.
356
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:01,253
Aah! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby!
Rat baby!
357
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:03,881
Maybe that's him.
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00:00:05,183 --> 00:00:06,775
-Где Мон?
-Она дома..
2
00:00:06,952 --> 00:00:09,819
... украшает квартиру
по случаю день рождения Рейчел.
3
00:00:10,022 --> 00:00:12,183
-И ты ей не помогаешь?
-Я пытался...
4
00:00:12,357 --> 00:00:16,259
...но оказалось, что моё исполнение "I will
survive"
ей не помогает.
5
00:00:18,697 --> 00:00:20,722
- Привет, ребята.
- Привет.
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00:00:23,435 --> 00:00:26,029
Не пойте так громко.
А то Гантер захочет меня обнять.
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00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,901
У нас отличные новости.
Мы наконец то нашли няню.
8
00:00:31,076 --> 00:00:36,070
-Это Молли. Молли, Чендлер, Джоуи.
-Привет.
9
00:00:36,248 --> 00:00:38,716
Кто то начинает капризничать.
10
00:00:38,917 --> 00:00:42,353
Ты чертовски прав. Я жду
печенье уже семь минут.
11
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Ладно. Знаете, что,
вынесу ее на свежий воздух.
12
00:00:46,058 --> 00:00:48,390
-Нет, оставайся, я сама.
-Хорошо. Спасибо.
13
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-Рада была познакомится.
-Я тоже.
14
00:00:52,598 --> 00:00:54,793
-Молли - настоящая находка.
-Да.
15
00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,992
Да, поздравляю с красоткой няней.
16
00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:01,496
-Что? Ты серьезно считаешь ее красоткой?
-Ты издеваешься?
17
00:01:01,673 --> 00:01:05,006
Если бы я не был женат.
она бы уже успела меня отвергнуть.
18
00:01:07,279 --> 00:01:08,439
Джо?
19
00:01:08,647 --> 00:01:10,444
Как ты думаешь как она поживает?
20
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Неужели я одна не считаю
ее красоткой? Росс?
21
00:01:16,021 --> 00:01:19,855
-Ну, она давольна привлекательна, но...
-Да.
22
00:01:20,025 --> 00:01:22,459
...но красотка?
23
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Спасибо.
24
00:01:26,965 --> 00:01:28,262
А теперь когда Рейчел ушла?
25
00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,992
Такая красотка, что я прорыдал
в подушку всю ночь.
26
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Майк,
столица Перу?
27
00:02:25,457 --> 00:02:28,051
-Лима.
-Нет.
28
00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:33,031
Начинается на В,
а заканчивается на К.
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00:02:33,198 --> 00:02:37,066
А в середине
надеюсь Т-О.
30
00:02:37,602 --> 00:02:40,969
Знаешь если подумать,
столица Перу действительно "ВТОК".
31
00:02:43,341 --> 00:02:44,672
-О боже.
-Что?
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00:02:44,843 --> 00:02:47,107
-Ничего страшного,
не хочу тебя пугать...
33
00:02:47,279 --> 00:02:49,179
... но я только что у тебя
в шкафу видел крысу.
34
00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:51,849
Ооо, да. Это Боб.
35
00:02:53,685 --> 00:02:55,516
У тебя есть ручная крыса?
36
00:02:55,721 --> 00:02:58,349
Ну не то что бы ручная,
он иногда заходит...
37
00:02:58,523 --> 00:03:03,984
...когда я оставляю ему еду.
Как Санта Клаус.
38
00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:08,427
Только Санта Клаус не какает
на тарелке с печеньем.
39
00:03:08,767 --> 00:03:11,702
Нельзя держать крысу в квартире.
Это не гигиенично.
40
00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:14,862
Они переносят лептоспироз
и хантавирус.
41
00:03:15,073 --> 00:03:16,597
-А что это?
-Не знаю...
42
00:03:16,775 --> 00:03:19,243
...но ты вряд ли захотела бы
принимать с ними ванну.
43
00:03:19,411 --> 00:03:21,936
-Ты должна избавиться от него.
-Ладно, хорошо.
44
00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:24,412
Если это для тебя так важно,
я избавлюсь от Боба.
45
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Спасибо.
46
00:03:26,451 --> 00:03:30,217
Странно, ты о нем такого не высокого мнения,
а крекеры его ешь.
47
00:03:37,763 --> 00:03:39,628
- Привет.
- Привет.
48
00:03:39,798 --> 00:03:42,528
Гевин, я просто хотела
ещё раз поблагодарить тебя...
49
00:03:42,734 --> 00:03:45,726
...за то что ты присмотрел вчера за Эммой
во время презентации.
50
00:03:45,904 --> 00:03:47,769
Я действительно должна извиниться.
51
00:03:48,073 --> 00:03:50,803
- За что?
- Когда мы впервые встретились, понимаешь...
52
00:03:50,976 --> 00:03:54,468
... ты показался мне напыщенным,
и высокомерным, и неприятным.
53
00:03:54,746 --> 00:03:57,340
Ты в первый раз извиняешься?
54
00:03:57,549 --> 00:04:00,780
Нет, я просто имела ввиду,
что первое впечатление ничего не значит.
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00:04:00,952 --> 00:04:05,855
И я думаю, что ты действительно прекрасный человек.
Извини, что недооценивала тебя.
56
00:04:06,091 --> 00:04:08,423
- Доброе утро.
- Здравствуй.
57
00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:11,756
Но знаешь что?
Надо начать всё с чистого листа.
58
00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:15,832
И я очень, очень рада...
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00:04:16,835 --> 00:04:19,861
Прости. Конечно, у задницы Хезер
есть более важные новости...
60
00:04:20,071 --> 00:04:22,835
...так что я просто подожду,
пока она закончит.
61
00:04:23,308 --> 00:04:25,276
- Что?
- Я извинялась...
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...а ты оценивал её.
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00:04:27,646 --> 00:04:31,605
Я же работаю в индустрии моды.
Я просто смотрел на её юбку.
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00:04:31,783 --> 00:04:36,720
Или это были штаны? Я не рассматривал то,
что находится ниже зоны задницы.
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00:04:37,322 --> 00:04:39,847
Вау, ты действительно...
Ты действительно странный.
66
00:04:40,025 --> 00:04:42,152
Почему тебя вообще беспокоит то,
что я смотрел на неё?
67
00:04:42,327 --> 00:04:43,658
Ты что, ревнуешь?
68
00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:45,523
О да, я ревную.
69
00:04:45,697 --> 00:04:49,030
"О Гевин, пожалуйста,
пожалуйста, посмотри на мою задницу."
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Прекрати смотреть на мою задницу.
71
00:04:53,004 --> 00:04:55,734
Понимаешь, я думаю, что это было
совершенно неуместно. Окей?
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00:04:55,907 --> 00:04:59,308
Это рабочая обстановка.
Она — твоя подчинённая.
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00:04:59,511 --> 00:05:03,003
Но всё же было нормально когда ты
спала со своим прошлым ассистентом, Тэгом?
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00:05:03,181 --> 00:05:06,412
Это совсем другая ситуация
по двум причинам.
75
00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:10,054
Первая: я не знала,
что ты в курсе.
76
00:05:11,356 --> 00:05:14,985
И вторая: я не просто
пялилась на его задницу.
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У нас были... У нас были глубокие,
серьёзные отношения.
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00:05:21,399 --> 00:05:23,128
Какая была фамилия у Тэга?
79
00:05:23,335 --> 00:05:25,030
Фамилия...
80
00:05:26,838 --> 00:05:28,703
О Господи.
81
00:05:28,874 --> 00:05:32,401
У него... у него...
У него не было фамилии.
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00:05:32,577 --> 00:05:38,243
Просто Тэг, знаешь,
как Шэр или...
83
00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:41,084
...или Моисей.
84
00:05:42,554 --> 00:05:44,954
Но это были глубокие,
серьёзные отношения.
85
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Знаешь что? Моё первое впечатление
о тебе было абсолютно верным.
86
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Ты высокомерный. Ты напыщенный.
Морган! Морган!
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- Фамилия Тэга была Морган!
- Нет, Джонс.
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Ты что, его парень?
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- Как бы я хотел иметь няню, похожую на тебя.
- Ты имеешь ввиду, когда был ребёнком?
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Конечно.
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Может перестанешь на неё пялиться?
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Я не пялился.
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Я косился.
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Да что в ней такого.
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Может быть она и очевидно
привлекательная.
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Да, очевидная красота ужаснее всего.
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Знаешь, когда это прямо
перед лицом.
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Вот я например люблю напрячься,
чтобы кто-то мне понравился.
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Чувствую, как заработал это.
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Кажется, у Джоуи
что-то с ней получается.
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Да. Вы такие молодцы, ребята,
что отступили назад...
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...и дали Джоуи заполучить
девушку хоть раз.
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- Я собираюсь вернуться с ней домой.
- Хорошо, я приду сразу после работы.
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- Отлично.
- Пока, Эмма.
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Я люблю тебя.
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- Пока.
- Пока.
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Они избрали меня, чтобы поговорить
с тобой про сюсюканье.
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Это не так уж хорошо.
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Я думаю, что это мило.
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Пока, Эмма.
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Послушай, Джоуи. Насчёт Молли,
мне бы не хотелось, чтобы ты за ней приударял.
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- Почему нет?
- Понимаешь, мы потратили несколько месяцев,
чтобы найти хорошую няню.
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И мы бы не хотели, чтобы
она отказалась от нас.
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То есть ты думаешь, что я просто
собираюсь переспать с ней...
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...и никогда больше не звонить,
и всем будет очень некомфортно?
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Да, это похоже на правду.
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Брось, кругом полно
других женщин.
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Забудь о ней, ладно?
Она недоступна.
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Боже, зачем только ты
это сказал?
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После этих слов
она нужна мне еще больше.
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- Ты что, ребёнок?
- Да.
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Это правда.
Он, как маленький мальчик, как Бен.
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Только очень,
очень, очень, похотливый Бен.
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Нет.
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Слушай, Джоуи, перестань.
Ну ради меня, пожалуйста.
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Попробуй направить свою сексуальную энергию
на кого-нибудь другого.
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Ладно.
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Отведи меня домой.
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Оторвать кусочек?
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- Привет, Майки.
- Привет, Фиби.
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- Чем занимаешься?
- Расставляю мышеловки.
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- Чтобы убить Боба?
- Нет-нет, чтобы проверить его шею на прочность.
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Нет, я не хочу его убивать.
Я думала, мы поймаем его...
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и выпустим на свободу
за городом...
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где он может встретить
дружелюбного опоссума...
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и остроумную сову.
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- Ладно, ладно, я уберу мышеловки.
- Хорошо, а я найду Боба. Я его поймаю.
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Боб? Боб?
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Роберт?
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Погоди, мне кажется, я его слышу.
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Боже мой, у Боба появились дети.
Боб стал мамой.
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Нужно подумать о новом имени.
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Не знаю.
Мне кажется, что "Боб" подходит для
девочки.
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Нет-нет, я хотел сказать, что не уверен, что мы...
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О, Боже, мы что, убили Боба?
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Может, это не Боб.
Может, это мышка?
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Сьюзи?
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И все?
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Все кончено?
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Кто застрелил Джей Ар?
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Кто застрелил Джей Ар?
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Мне нужно найти работу.
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Чё, как оно?
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Серьезно, друг. это уже три года не модно.
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Слушай, можешь сделать мне одолжение?
Меня сегодня не будет.
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Не мог бы ты присмотреть за Джоуи...
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и проследить, чтобы между ним
и Молли ничего не произошло?
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- Ты ему не доверяешь?
- Нет.
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Какая-то женщина, голос которой очень
напоминал Джоуи, недавно позвонила...
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и попросила свою дочь,
"няню-красотку".
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И как надолго ты планируешь
моё вмешательство?
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Потому что я в любой день могу выйти на работу.
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А ты, похоже, уже так близок к этому.
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Да ладно тебе, я уверен, что через пару
недель он потеряет к ней интерес.
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а пока, пожалуйста,
сделай это ради меня.
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Хорошо, но не вини меня, если
из этого ничего не получится.
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Потому что, если Джоуи
поставит перед собой цель...
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в большинстве случаев ему
удаётся с ней переспать.
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Ладно, но надо же
что-то делать?
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Такие няни, как она, не растут на деревьях.
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- Представляешь себе это дерево?
- Ага.
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Ты куда, Джоуи?
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На прогулку.
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Не возражаешь, если я составлю тебе компанию?
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Вообще-то, мне лучше побыть одному.
Мне нужно собраться с мыслями.
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С мыслями?
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Во множественном числе?
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Ладно, хорошо!
У меня всего одна мысль.
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О няне-красотке.
Я должен ее увидеть.
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- Боюсь, что не могу тебе это позволить, Джо.
- Теперь и ты запрещаешь мне с ней видеться?
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Вы меня убиваете. Как будто она запретный плод.
Как будто...
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она принцесса,
а я конюх.
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Слушай, я знаю. Она самая
красивая женщина в мире.
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Я тебя слышу.
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Положишь мои подушку и
одеяло на диван, хорошо?
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Зачем ты это делаешь?
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Тебя Росс попросил не
пускать меня к ней?
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Если хочешь знать, то да.
И поэтому я тебя не пущу.
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Интересно. Возникли препятствия.
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Мы с красоткой-няней против всего мира.
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Это сюжет для
великих романов.
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- Великих романов?
- Ладно. Для посредственной порнухи.
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- Офис Гэвина Митчелла.
- Офис Рейчел Грин.
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Дайте мне телефон.
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Здравствуйте, Рейчел Грин.
Чем могу помочь?
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Хорошо.
Я передам трубку вашему сыну.
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Привет, мам.
Нет, это моя секретарша.
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Извините, Гэвин.
Мне необходимо задать вам один вопрос.
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Мам, я тебе перезвоню.
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- Да?
- Если вам так нравится рассматривать задницы...
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почему бы вам просто
не посмотреть в зеркало?
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Слава Богу, вы наконец-то это сказали.
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00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:07,361
Я видел, как вы написали это в
блокноте еще три часа назад.
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- Я вас так сильно раздражаю?
- Нет, что вы.
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Вы слишком ничтожны,
чтобы меня раздражать.
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Кроме того, отныне
я пойду другим путём.
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Я буду с вами очень и очень мила,
маменькин сынок...
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начиная с этого момента.
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- Привет, Рейч.
- Привет.
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- Готова к праздничному обеду?
- Да.
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Но сначала, Моника, я
хотела бы тебе представить...
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моего весьма талантливого коллегу,
а главное,
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моего прекрасного друга, Гэвина Митчелла.
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- Очень приятно.
- Взаимно.
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Вы придете на вечеринку Рейчел?
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Нет-нет-нет, Гэвин не сможет.
У него уже другие планы...
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скорее всего, с мамой.
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Неважно, я их отменю. Ни за что
не пропущу вечеринку своей секретарши.
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Зачем ты его пригласила?
Я его терпеть не могу.
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- Но ты так хорошо о нем отзывалась.
- Я притворялась.
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Ты что, не понимаешь, когда я притворяюсь?
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Эй, мистер Филлипс. Отличный костюм.
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Вот прямо сейчас.
Это притворство.
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Чендлер, что ты любишь больше:
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тартар из тунца
или эмпанады с грибами?
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Горстка сырой рыбы или тако?
- Тако. Определенно, тако.
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До сих пор поверить не могу, что ты пригласила
Гэвина.
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Он последний человек, которого
мне хотелось бы видеть.
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Не благодари меня за вечеринку.
Я рада, что ты хорошо проводишь время.
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Надеюсь, он не придет.
Конечно, не придет, он меня ненавидит.
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- Ты думаешь?
- Что?
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Может, он так тебя доводит, потому
что ты ему нравишься?
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Это как в первом классе,
когда Скиппи Ланж толкал меня,
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потому что был тайно
в меня влюблён.
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Моника, ты думаешь, что нравилась Скиппи?
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Дорогая, мальчишки просто поспорили,
сможет ли он сбить тебя с ног.
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- Она заснула. Я отнесу её домой.
- Хорошо. Спасибо.
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Пока, милая.
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Ты можешь понять, что ребята
в ней находят?
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Я бы с ней из постели не вылезала.
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Мне больше не наливать.
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Рейч, можно я сейчас
спою тебе "С днем рождения"?
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- Конечно.
- Хорошо.
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Увидимся позже.
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Рейч, кто-то подарил тебе туфли.
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Дай-ка.
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- Ого... Боже мой.
- Осторожно, осторожно.
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Это мои крысята.
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Да. Мы завели крысят.
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Ты принесла крыс на
мою вечеринку?
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00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:03,706
Вот что такое сердечный приступ.
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Мне пришлось их принести.
Мы убили их маму.
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Теперь мы за них отвечаем.
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Они нуждаются в постоянной заботе.
Ты должна понимать это, ты же мать.
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Ты что, сравниваешь мою дочь
с крысой?
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Нет, с семью крысами.
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Отнесем их домой,
их пора кормить.
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Ты уходишь с моей вечеринки
из-за коробки с крысами?
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Ну уж прости, Рейчел,
но я не такая, как ты, ясно?
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Не все могут позволить себе няню.
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Черт возьми, а где
Джоуи и Молли?
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Я же просил тебя присмотреть за ними.
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Извини, я был немного занят.
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Мы должны остановить их, пока
что-нибудь не случилось.
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Я за тобой, здоровяк.
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Видишь ли, Молли,
люди не понимают,
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что актерское мастерство - это дисциплина.
Оно требует немало усилий.
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- А где ты учился?
- Я не ходил в колледж.
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- Нет, где ты учился актерскому мастерству?
- Молли, актёрское мастерство не изучают.
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Молли, не могла бы ты
оставить нас на минутку?
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- Конечно, пойду проверю, как там Эмма.
- Спасибо.
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Неужели конюх никогда
не получит принцессу?
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А о чем ты думал? Что займешься
с ней сексом на моем диване?
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Нет, у меня задница к коже липнет.
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Это несправедливо. С чего вы взяли,
что я просто пересплю с ней,
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а потом брошу её?
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Почему вы исключаете возможность того,
что она мне правда нравится,
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и мне хочется чего-то серьезного?
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После Рейчел я не испытывал
ни к кому ничего подобного.
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Понятно?
Я думал, что больше не смогу полюбить.
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- Перестань
- Джо.
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- Привет, а Молли здесь?
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Да-да. Проходите. Молли?
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- Привет. Ребята, это Табита.
- Привет.
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- До завтра.
- Ага.
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Что ж, Джоуи, полагаю,
проблема исчерпана.
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Как будто моя любимая сказка
осуществилась.
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00:18:38,529 --> 00:18:41,896
Принцесса, конюх
и лесбиянка.
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Так, ладно,
подогрей им молочную смесь,
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а я поменяю им подстилку.
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А потом сразу уложим
их спать.
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Когда же мы стали
одной из тех пар,
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чья жизнь вращается
вокруг крыс?
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Ты же знаешь, что
мы за них отвечаем.
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Хорошо.
За этих крыс мы в ответе.
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Но что будет, когда они расплодятся,
и их будут сотни?
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Расплодятся? Это же братья и сёстры.
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Для крыс это не проблема.
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Они из тех животных, которые любят всех
кого ни попадя.
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Нет. Правда?
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Боже... Слезь со своей сестры.
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00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:28,468
Господи. И что же делать?
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00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:31,774
У нас семь крыс.
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00:19:31,949 --> 00:19:34,577
Что, если у каждой из них
родится еще по семь крыс,
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а у каждой из тех еще
по семь. Их же будет...
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Я даже сосчитать не могу.
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Что мы будем делать?
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00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,499
Я знаю, это может
прозвучать странно,
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но мы не должны допустить, чтоб
коробка с крысами разрушила нам жизнь.
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Да, наверное, ты прав.
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Ладно, нам нужно
их отдать.
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Но только в хорошие семьи с детьми
и обезжиренными Wheat Thins (марка крекеров).
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Боб их так любил.
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00:20:15,226 --> 00:20:17,160
Все будет хорошо.
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- Ты, наверное, считаешь меня чокнутой?
- Нет, я считаю тебя милой.
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Хорошо. Это так тяжело.
Тяжело расставаться с ними.
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00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:32,998
Это навевает на меня грустные
воспоминания,
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как я родила своему брату тройню,
и мне пришлось отдать детей.
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00:20:44,455 --> 00:20:46,855
Я тебе еще об этом не рассказывала,
да?
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Спасибо за вечеринку, дорогая.
Помочь тебе с уборкой?
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00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,174
Ни в коем случае. У тебя была вечеринка.
Сейчас началась моя.
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- Все в порядке?
- Я всегда огорчаюсь,
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когда мой день рождения проходит.
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00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:17,482
По крайней мере, одной вещи
ты можешь порадоваться.
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00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:20,681
Этот придурок Гэвин с твоей работы
так и не пришёл.
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00:21:20,858 --> 00:21:23,554
Да, я его ненавижу.
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Мы говорили не о тебе.
Мы...
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Положение не спасти. Нет. Ладно.
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- Веселая вечеринка.
- Да, была.
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И ты бы её застал, если б
не явился в...
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полдесятого? Боже, отстойная была вечеринка.
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И снова, не стоит благодарности.
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- Ладно, я только отдам тебе подарок и уйду.
- Ты купил мне подарок? Почему?
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00:21:55,826 --> 00:21:59,523
Позволь, я объясню тебе, как обычно
проходят дни рождения. Есть подарки,
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00:21:59,697 --> 00:22:02,530
есть торт,
четыре или пять человек.
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Я...
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00:22:07,037 --> 00:22:10,973
Я принес тебе подарок, чтоб ты
простила мне мое глупое поведение.
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00:22:11,642 --> 00:22:16,136
Ну что ж, ясно. Это очень мило.
Ты и открытку написал.
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- "От Гэвина."
- И этим все сказано.
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Какой красивый.
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Не возражаешь?
Позволь.
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Подумать только, впору.
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Видишь, Гэвин. Ты можешь
быть приятным человеком.
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00:22:42,873 --> 00:22:44,932
Зачем ты меня постоянно доводишь?
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00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:47,734
Сам не знаю.
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00:22:48,045 --> 00:22:52,948
Моника считает, что это потому,
что у тебя есть чувства ко мне.
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00:22:53,183 --> 00:22:55,242
У меня есть к тебе чувства.
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- Правда?
- Да. Я чувствую, что ты действуешь мне на нервы.
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Ну почему, Гэвин, почему?
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Как только я готова поменять
свое мнение о тебе, ты...
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делаешь это.
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00:23:39,296 --> 00:23:42,595
Привет.
Кажется, я у вас кое-что забыла.
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Кто-то забыл пальто.
Не твое?
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Нет, но мне нравится.
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00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:52,509
Нет, кажется я оставила одного из своих крысят.
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00:23:54,244 --> 00:23:57,145
Я его не видел, но если он мне
попадется, дам тебе знать.
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00:23:57,314 --> 00:24:00,613
Крысёнок, крысёнок,
крысёнок.
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Может, это мой?
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