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<i>ALLY:
Previously on Ally McBeal:</i>
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Have you ever met anybody
you think would be...
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...right for me?
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- No.
- Nobody?
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- Have we met before?
- I don't think so.
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You were looking at me like...
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It's him. I just have this feeling.
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I swear...
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<i>... there was something.
And how he looked at me...</i>
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Has anyone told you how beautiful
you are when you get cross?
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- You're handling me.
- Is it working?
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What are you thinking?
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[SNORTS AND LAUGHS]
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I have a boyfriend.
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<i>You give your love...</i>
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<i>... so sweetly</i>
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<i>- Tonight
- Tonight</i>
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<i>The light of love...</i>
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<i>... is in your eyes</i>
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This is one of my favorite songs ever.
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Why didn't Renee tell me
she was gonna sing it?
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Maybe it's for a special occasion.
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What special occasion?
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I have a friend
who's in love with a woman.
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Been together six months
but he wants to be with her always.
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Does she love him?
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Why doesn't he ask her?
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He's planning to.
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He's taking her out, arranged for a
friend to sing her favorite song...
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...planned to order an expensive wine,
be holding her hand...
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...and while she was preoccupied...
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...slip a sapphire ring on her finger.
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Will it work?
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It certainly sounds romantic but...
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Ally McBeal?
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Yes?
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Will you...
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...move in with me?
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<i>VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road</i>
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Sex Lies and Second Thoughts
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<i>Walking the line
That's painted by pride</i>
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<i>And I have made mistakes in my life</i>
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<i>That I just can 't hide</i>
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<i>Oh, I believe I am ready</i>
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<i>For what love has to bring</i>
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<i>I got myself together</i>
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<i>Yeah, now I'm ready to sing</i>
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<i>I've been searching my soul tonight</i>
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<i>I know there's so much more to life</i>
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<i>Now I know I can shine a light</i>
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<i>To find my way back home</i>
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<i>Oh, baby, yeah</i>
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<i>Oh, yeah</i>
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<i>What kind of fool
Do you think I am?</i>
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You seem stunned.
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Well, that's because...
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...I am.
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This is unbelievable. Wow.
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- What's your answer?
- Sorry?
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You haven't answered my question.
Will you move in with me?
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<i>- What kind of fool
- Think I am</i>
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<i>Do you think I am, baby?</i>
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Bryan? Honey?
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Sweetie?
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I have to think about it.
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It's not that I don't want to move in.
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I'm ready to. I want to, but...
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It means you'd have to stop
sleeping with me.
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Maybe.
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I can't tell you what to do.
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For these kinds of decisions
only one person knows the answer.
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We both know who that is.
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A therapist.
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First up.
Ringer, et al. Versus Keebler.
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John, all set?
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I am.
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How did you get an annulment
proceeding before a jury?
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I convinced the judge
it's a question of fact...
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...and the litigants deserved a trial
in front of their peers.
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[JOHN'S NOSE WHISTLES]
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Are you nervous?
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I am not nervous.
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That whistle was deliberate.
I'm throwing it during trial.
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You plan to do that?
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I'm against Dick Raddits and I have
a tenuous cause of action.
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You'll make it seem it's
coming out of someone else's nose?
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Never mind.
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I gotta see this.
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Move on, Richard.
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I have an announcement to make.
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And it might come
as a bit of a shock.
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Bryan has asked me
to move in with him.
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- Really.
- Wow.
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- Great.
- He's so boring.
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He is not boring.
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Are you going to?
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I haven't decided.
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But if I seem distracted
over the next day or so, just...
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I know I will be.
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[NOSE WHISTLES]
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[WHISTLES]
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Seven hundred thousand dollars?
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Yes. I think we should consider it.
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- By law, he's entitled...
- Only if we were married.
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- You were married for six years.
- It was a sham!
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Which we'll argue.
But if we don't win...
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- You have to win.
- What I'm saying...
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- Let me finish.
- I started first.
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- No, you didn't.
- I certainly did!
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- You didn't!
- I did!
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I said "By law." You cut me off
with "Only if we were married."
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I said, "You were married."
You cut me off with "It was a sham."
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I tried to wedge in a word about
winning, you shot out "I have to!"
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I tried to respond,
you bellowed "Let me finish!"
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And that brings us current.
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You don't have to get snippy.
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Seven hundred thousand dollars is...
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- I won't...
- Can l...?
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Maybe the man walked out on you
to complete one sentence.
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I apologize.
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I walked out on him, if you remember.
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You and I are old friends. Getting
an annulment will be difficult.
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- You made it to a...
- And!
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You made it to a jury.
I'm sorry. Please finish.
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In order to win, you'll have to endure
some unpleasant things said about you.
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I'll argue unpleasant things.
The opposing attorney is a mean man.
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He and l...
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As somebody who cares about you,
and I do...
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...I am suggesting
you think about settling.
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That man stole my dignity.
I need to walk out of that courtroom...
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I've resigned myself...
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...to being called "fat"...
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..."ugly"...
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...even "lonely."
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I won't resign myself to being a fool.
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- Help you?
- I'm looking for Tracy.
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She's not here anymore.
Moved to Foxborough.
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Foxborough?
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She didn't say she was moving.
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You wouldn't be Ally McBeal?
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Yes, I would, actually.
How did you know that?
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She took all her files except one.
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Ally McBeal. Catchy theme song,
by the way. I'm Larry Paul.
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- She took every file but left mine?
- Yeah, with a note.
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"If it's an emergency, tough."
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This is an emergency.
Give me her number.
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She didn't leave it. Promise.
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What's the problem?
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Well, there's...
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Well, there's a guy...
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...that I've been seeing.
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And he asked me...
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...to move in with him.
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Bastard. My advice is, don't do it.
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- Why?
- He doesn't want to marry you.
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- How do you know?
- Did he ask?
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Why do you think I'd want to?
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You're not the mistress type.
If you have no intention to marry...
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- I never said that.
- Are you a mistress?
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- No, I am not.
- Why live with a guy who's afraid...?
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- Afraid?
- He didn't ask!
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I'm here for my indecision, not his.
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- How's the sex?
- Excuse me?
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With your friend? The sex?
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I don't care to talk about it.
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That good, eh?
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- Look...
- Ally?
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None of my business, but...
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All relationships eventually
come down to sex.
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Why? Men and women are different.
Don't believe that communication crap.
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No matter how in love, men and women
eventually run out of things to say.
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When that happens
all you're left with is sex.
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If it stinks, you're done.
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That's why you're here.
The sex is lousy.
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Well, it could be better.
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- A lot better.
- Okay...
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...a lot better.
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- You need to tell him.
- How do you tell him he's terrible?
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- Oh, he's terrible now.
- No, no, no!
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No.
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It's just, he's...
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He's not great.
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All right.
Listen to me, this is important.
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He'll be devastated.
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Leave him with something positive
by the end of the discussion.
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How?
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I'd start by saying he's terrible,
then upgrade him to not great.
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I don't think that'll work.
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Do you love this man?
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Yes.
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Then you owe it to him
to let him know how inadequate he is.
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If you do get married, you'll
always be telling him anyway.
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Am I wrong?
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[WHISTLES "CUCKOO"]
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Try to help...
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<i>ALLY:
However much I know otherwise...</i>
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<i>... part of me has always felt
life has no meaning...</i>
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<i>... until you share it with somebody.</i>
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<i>Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.
My life suddenly taking on meaning.</i>
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<i>Or suddenly becoming void of it.</i>
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ELAINE:
Ally?
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Just daydreaming.
Picturing my life with Bryan.
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Looked really exciting.
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We're not supposed to chase excitement.
The goal is contentment.
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Oh, yeah. Forgot about that.
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It's not like me to give you advice...
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Which works, because it's not
like me to ask you for it.
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Here's the thing. There's very few
decent guys out there.
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And with sexually transmitted
diseases...
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...the odds of landing one
becomes even tougher.
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I don't follow.
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They're wearing condoms. It's harder
to trap them by getting pregnant.
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Thank you, Elaine.
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I don't know how I'd ever
navigate my life without you.
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At first it seemed perfect.
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Not perfect, I guess.
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The physical part of our
relationship was never good.
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We didn't make love
on our wedding night.
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Did you ever make love?
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Sure, but it was extremely infrequent.
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He said he just didn't have
much of a libido.
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And you accepted that?
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Yes.
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The rest of our relationship
was great.
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We could laugh and talk all night.
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We had the same interests.
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We were perfect companions.
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I guess I convinced myself
that's what marriage is most about.
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Companionship.
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But at some point things changed?
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In June, I was going to
a health spa in Vermont...
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...for the weekend
with some girlfriends.
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There was a problem.
The plane couldn't take off.
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It ended up being canceled
and I drove home.
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<i>I came into the house
and called out to Wayne.</i>
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<i>There was no response.</i>
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<i>I heard laughter from the back.
I went out.</i>
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<i>They were in the pool...</i>
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...with their clothes on.
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Who?
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Wayne and her.
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They were in the pool?
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Kissing.
And she had this T-shirt on...
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<i>... and he had these scissors
and was cutting the T-shirt off her.</i>
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<i>They were laughing, having a
grand time until they saw me.</i>
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What happened then?
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I found out the truth.
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That he had been sleeping with her
for more than two years.
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00:14:18,213 --> 00:14:21,967
That he planned to marry her after
he got out of this "bad marriage."
252
00:14:22,213 --> 00:14:24,602
That his libido was healthy after all.
253
00:14:24,853 --> 00:14:28,892
That he had stayed with me to qualify
for a big divorce settlement.
254
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,532
That I was an idiot.
255
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:33,572
That's why you're here?
To annul the marriage.
256
00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:38,091
I'm here asking the court to recognize
the truth. There was no marriage.
257
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:42,372
There was a union under extremely
false pretense. There was a fraud.
258
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:45,042
But there was certainly no marriage.
259
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:49,650
How long does it take to decide?
Either you want to or not.
260
00:14:49,853 --> 00:14:51,332
- Well...
- Is it a case of cold feet?
261
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:54,206
Moving in is a step towards marriage.
262
00:14:54,453 --> 00:14:56,648
- It's a big deal.
- I didn't say it wasn't.
263
00:14:56,893 --> 00:14:58,167
Your tone is dismissive.
264
00:14:58,373 --> 00:15:02,491
Tone is used to discern meaning when
words aren't expressed. Mine are.
265
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,570
It's you who's being ambiguous.
266
00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:07,887
Sit.
267
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:18,082
I think everything about us is great.
I really do. We laugh...
268
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,129
Ally...
269
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:23,690
But what I find
to be a little lacking...
270
00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:26,886
...it may not be a big deal...
271
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,772
Big enough to give pause
to us living together.
272
00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:36,246
What leaves a little to be desired
between you and me...
273
00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,166
...is the...
274
00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:40,682
...sushi.
275
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,286
- Sushi?
- I ate...
276
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:44,171
Sex!
277
00:15:48,053 --> 00:15:49,850
The sex isn't that...
278
00:15:50,853 --> 00:15:52,286
...good.
279
00:15:53,973 --> 00:15:55,372
Did you hear me?
280
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,250
You're not satisfied sexually?
281
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,005
No, I'm... satisfied.
282
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,403
I am so... It's...
It's okay.
283
00:16:04,653 --> 00:16:05,847
May I ask...
284
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:09,087
...are you capable of having good sex?
285
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,444
What is that supposed to mean?
286
00:16:11,693 --> 00:16:13,763
I mean, is it me or...
287
00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:15,852
...is it you?
288
00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:18,044
It's us, Bryan.
289
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:19,926
It's a rhythm thing.
290
00:16:20,173 --> 00:16:21,765
It's a compatibility thing.
291
00:16:21,973 --> 00:16:24,168
It's a heat thing.
292
00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:27,171
We don't seem to generate
a lot of heat.
293
00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:31,763
So you're indicting the relationship
because of sex?
294
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,122
I never said that.
295
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,166
You said you and Wayne
were perfect companions.
296
00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:38,091
- But without sex...
- I didn't say...
297
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,164
Let me finish my question.
298
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:43,012
You made a statement
and I'm disagreeing.
299
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,766
Your Honor...
300
00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:46,292
[JOHN THROWS WHISTLE]
301
00:16:49,653 --> 00:16:51,609
[WHISTLES]
302
00:16:58,453 --> 00:17:03,208
Wayne wasn't involved with this woman
at the time you two married, was he?
303
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:07,162
Not to my knowledge, which
could hardly be considered exhaustive.
304
00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:09,643
- He met her two years later.
- So I'm told.
305
00:17:09,853 --> 00:17:13,163
We have a marriage, then another
woman and the marriage ends.
306
00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:16,365
- I wonder if that's a first.
- Objection!
307
00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:19,969
DICK: You said the companionship
was great until you left.
308
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,283
I think you said "perfect"?
309
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:23,602
I was in the dark.
310
00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:26,845
- You got what you wanted.
- Not physical affection.
311
00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:28,572
You said you didn't need it.
312
00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:29,962
I needed honesty.
313
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:32,044
- He wasn't being honest.
- No.
314
00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:34,170
- That's why we're here.
- Yes.
315
00:17:34,373 --> 00:17:38,844
So when spouses aren't honest
that should be grounds for annulment?
316
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,367
- You okay?
- Yeah.
317
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:52,569
Maureen, it's litigation.
318
00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:54,604
It's adversarial by design.
319
00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:56,571
I know.
320
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,766
John...
321
00:18:02,893 --> 00:18:04,246
Nothing.
322
00:18:04,853 --> 00:18:06,571
No, tell me.
323
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,244
Well, growing up...
324
00:18:09,493 --> 00:18:11,370
...I never had a boyfriend.
325
00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:15,568
- How could I think a good-looking man...?
- Maureen.
326
00:18:15,773 --> 00:18:18,685
Am I deluding myself to think
anyone would be attracted to me?
327
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,002
Of course not.
328
00:18:20,813 --> 00:18:22,963
Excuse me a second.
329
00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:26,568
What a beast. How's the trial going?
330
00:18:27,493 --> 00:18:28,767
What was that for?
331
00:18:29,013 --> 00:18:33,086
- I need a big favor.
- Anything. As long as it isn't money.
332
00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:36,251
Maureen doesn't feel a man
could be attracted to her.
333
00:18:36,493 --> 00:18:37,562
Oh, gee.
334
00:18:37,813 --> 00:18:41,362
I know it's a lot, but could you
feign being drawn to her?
335
00:18:41,573 --> 00:18:44,167
Just enough to bolster
some confidence?
336
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:46,244
You want me to...
With her?
337
00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:49,684
She's a hamster. I'd sooner
pop a chubby for a tree frog.
338
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,161
I don't ask for much!
339
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,165
Tree frog?
340
00:18:53,653 --> 00:18:56,008
I have one.
John and I collected them.
341
00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:59,165
- Remember, John?
- Yeah, I sure do.
342
00:19:04,733 --> 00:19:06,086
What are you doing?
343
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:10,562
I may be out of line here, but...
344
00:19:10,773 --> 00:19:13,333
...has anyone ever told you
you're beautiful?
345
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,807
No.
346
00:19:16,053 --> 00:19:17,168
Shocker.
347
00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:21,687
Yeah.
348
00:19:22,213 --> 00:19:23,487
Oh, yeah.
349
00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:25,806
Gotta go.
350
00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:29,565
Was he making fun of me?
351
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:32,367
No! I think he was flirting.
352
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:33,648
Right.
353
00:19:34,253 --> 00:19:35,971
Maureen...
354
00:19:37,013 --> 00:19:38,810
You see that woman?
355
00:19:39,653 --> 00:19:41,723
MAUREEN: Yeah.
JOHN: I dated her.
356
00:19:42,373 --> 00:19:43,567
You did?
357
00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:47,886
MAUREEN: She's beautiful.
JOHN: She found me beautiful and sexy.
358
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,361
You know why?
359
00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:51,689
I can't even bluff.
360
00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:55,283
Sexiness is mental.
361
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,206
I would become Barry White
when I went to her.
362
00:19:58,453 --> 00:20:03,163
In my head I believed
I had sex appeal. Therefore, I did.
363
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:07,771
Now, whatever happens in this case,
you've got to believe in yourself.
364
00:20:08,013 --> 00:20:11,972
Because if you don't,
nobody else will.
365
00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:20,970
He had a good point.
Why indict everything because of sex?
366
00:20:21,213 --> 00:20:23,807
Isn't it ridiculous
to measure a relationship...
367
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:26,726
...by the last five minutes
before you fall asleep?
368
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,170
Men go into relationships for sex.
369
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:31,608
They get married to keep having it...
370
00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:34,321
...without wasting time
on dinner and flowers.
371
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,969
And if it only lasts five minutes,
why are you falling asleep?
372
00:20:38,213 --> 00:20:40,727
You should be awake
wondering what's wrong.
373
00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,412
You're such a man.
374
00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:45,850
You typify everything
twisted about this society.
375
00:20:46,093 --> 00:20:48,561
It's like we're married,
you blaming me.
376
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:51,247
No wonder you want a husband.
You're a wife.
377
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:54,047
You're not clever.
And you're not funny.
378
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:57,171
This society over-prioritizes sex.
379
00:20:57,413 --> 00:21:00,132
It's in the movies,
in the magazines, it's on TV.
380
00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:03,570
It has people locating their
self-worth in their appearance.
381
00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:05,246
We have a case...
382
00:21:05,453 --> 00:21:09,048
...where a woman wants her marriage
annulled due to lack of passion.
383
00:21:09,293 --> 00:21:12,251
Meaning it doesn't exist.
All because of a void in sex.
384
00:21:12,493 --> 00:21:16,008
And when you perpetuate it,
it's neither amusing or responsible.
385
00:21:16,253 --> 00:21:18,562
And I didn't blame you for society.
386
00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:21,725
I just cited you
as a sad example of it.
387
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:31,088
Well, that was a lot.
388
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:34,205
I didn't intend to be clever.
389
00:21:34,453 --> 00:21:37,331
I have a problem with your lament
on prioritizing sex...
390
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:41,208
<i>...as you're wearing a $2000 outfit
designed to punctuate your contour...</i>
391
00:21:41,453 --> 00:21:44,923
...Iooking like women in magazines
except I can't turn the page.
392
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:49,212
As for worth in appearance, I'm sure
there's a mirror in your Prada purse.
393
00:21:49,453 --> 00:21:52,172
And as much as you hate
being the object of desire...
394
00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:55,325
...what you truly loathe
is the idea you might not be.
395
00:21:55,533 --> 00:22:00,323
And the question burning deep down
under the lip gloss is:
396
00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:03,170
"Has that day already arrived?"
397
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,930
You are the biggest ass
I have ever met.
398
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,886
Perhaps this is where
you kiss it goodbye.
399
00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:22,724
What did I say?
400
00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:38,127
- Will you go back to see him?
ALLY: Why should I?
401
00:22:38,373 --> 00:22:40,603
I won't even pay his bill
if he sends one.
402
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:42,931
I was talking about Bryan.
403
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:45,767
Oh.
404
00:22:46,373 --> 00:22:47,601
Oh, yeah.
405
00:22:49,853 --> 00:22:51,047
What?
406
00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:54,802
You've been seeing Bryan for six
months. He asked you to move in...
407
00:22:55,053 --> 00:22:58,728
...and all you can talk about
is this new therapist.
408
00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:02,531
Do you think Bryan is a little dull?
409
00:23:02,733 --> 00:23:04,769
- Honestly?
- Of course.
410
00:23:04,973 --> 00:23:07,362
So dull, I've lost interest
in the question.
411
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:09,327
Really?
412
00:23:09,573 --> 00:23:11,211
But he could be right for you.
413
00:23:11,453 --> 00:23:13,330
I belong with somebody dull?
414
00:23:13,573 --> 00:23:16,212
Opposites attract,
and you're so alive...
415
00:23:16,453 --> 00:23:18,045
...and Bryan, he's so...
416
00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:19,567
Dead.
417
00:23:19,813 --> 00:23:21,326
Why do you ask me this?
418
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,046
What do you think?
419
00:23:23,413 --> 00:23:25,608
I think that he is lovely.
420
00:23:25,853 --> 00:23:29,084
He's smart. He's kind. He's sweet.
421
00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:32,970
He's not the most boring person...
422
00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:35,522
...but of those I've met...
- Keep going.
423
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:39,043
I want to live a long life,
and with him it'll feel like that.
424
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:40,083
Keep going.
425
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,853
<i>Maybe sex lasts more
than 60 seconds, but who would know?</i>
426
00:23:43,093 --> 00:23:45,653
- Keep going.
- That therapist was really cute.
427
00:23:45,893 --> 00:23:48,453
Stop there. And I'll say this:
428
00:23:48,653 --> 00:23:52,726
All your life you've been attracted
to people who make you crazy...
429
00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:55,523
...or burn you. Moth to a flame.
430
00:23:55,773 --> 00:23:56,888
What's your point?
431
00:23:57,093 --> 00:23:59,129
Maybe Bryan is not the guy...
432
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:02,086
...but stay away from the therapist.
433
00:24:02,813 --> 00:24:04,405
<i>WAYNE:
A marriage is about love.</i>
434
00:24:04,613 --> 00:24:08,367
Sex is one manifestation of it,
and not the most important one.
435
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:12,083
I'm no marriage counselor, but if
a couple doesn't want relations...
436
00:24:12,293 --> 00:24:15,126
- It's the bean in the jar theory.
DICK: I'm sorry?
437
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,722
If a couple puts one bean in a jar
after sex...
438
00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,730
...during the first
year of marriage...
439
00:24:19,933 --> 00:24:23,528
...then afterwards take a bean out
every time they have sex...
440
00:24:23,773 --> 00:24:26,207
...the jar will never become empty.
441
00:24:26,453 --> 00:24:29,809
Weren't you in financial difficulty
when you met my client?
442
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:33,011
- Objection.
- Strike it. So, what happened?
443
00:24:33,253 --> 00:24:36,723
You met this woman and you fell
in "companionship" again?
444
00:24:36,973 --> 00:24:37,962
Objection.
445
00:24:38,173 --> 00:24:40,528
- What is your new love's name?
- Diane.
446
00:24:40,773 --> 00:24:42,570
- Does she have a job?
- She models.
447
00:24:42,813 --> 00:24:45,452
Is she the first girlfriend
you had that was a model?
448
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:49,322
- I'm not sure what you mean.
- The two girlfriends before my client.
449
00:24:49,533 --> 00:24:51,012
They were also models.
450
00:24:51,253 --> 00:24:52,402
What is the relevance?
451
00:24:52,653 --> 00:24:55,531
The relevance is,
he dates beautiful women.
452
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:57,928
- He took my client for money.
- Not true!
453
00:24:58,173 --> 00:25:01,324
Sex isn't a priority?
Men declare that all the time!
454
00:25:01,573 --> 00:25:03,643
Then maybe the divorce rate
wouldn't be so high.
455
00:25:03,853 --> 00:25:05,844
Spoken by the man
caught with the model.
456
00:25:06,093 --> 00:25:08,209
You know something?
I did love Maureen.
457
00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:10,131
I did prioritize friendship.
458
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:12,767
I was planning a marriage.
A lifetime.
459
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:14,082
Not a trip to Tahoe.
460
00:25:14,293 --> 00:25:16,727
Been to Tahoe with her?
Take your bean jar?
461
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,207
- Mr. Cage.
- Objection!
462
00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:21,564
It makes sense to build a union
on reason, not passion.
463
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:24,043
She pushed me away.
You know it, Maureen.
464
00:25:24,293 --> 00:25:26,170
Address your lies to me.
465
00:25:26,413 --> 00:25:29,246
She didn't want my affection.
You pushed me away!
466
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:32,724
Into the arms of Diane.
Talk about every knock being a boost.
467
00:25:32,973 --> 00:25:35,282
Mr. Cage? That's enough.
468
00:25:49,053 --> 00:25:50,691
Oh, please!
469
00:25:52,013 --> 00:25:55,050
I'm sorry I called you
the biggest ass I've ever met.
470
00:25:55,293 --> 00:25:58,251
I'm sure there's at least one bigger.
471
00:25:58,493 --> 00:26:00,085
I just can't remember.
472
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,609
Thank you. If you were
interested in me physically...
473
00:26:05,853 --> 00:26:07,923
...I could locate some esteem again.
474
00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:11,806
Do you know I have come here
to apologize...
475
00:26:12,053 --> 00:26:14,009
...and you're antagonizing me?
476
00:26:14,253 --> 00:26:15,447
Is this your method?
477
00:26:15,693 --> 00:26:17,331
I have no method.
478
00:26:17,533 --> 00:26:18,727
Only madness.
479
00:26:18,973 --> 00:26:20,645
Why did you come back?
480
00:26:20,893 --> 00:26:22,008
Really.
481
00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:25,172
In speaking with my roommate...
482
00:26:25,893 --> 00:26:27,212
...things came out.
483
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:28,647
Things?
484
00:26:28,893 --> 00:26:29,882
Such as?
485
00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:32,448
The problem with men.
The good ones are married.
486
00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:34,729
If you have affairs, they're cheaters.
487
00:26:34,933 --> 00:26:36,810
If you meet a decent one...
488
00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:39,169
...you're so intoxicated
that he's not pig...
489
00:26:39,413 --> 00:26:41,131
...you confuse euphoria for love.
490
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:46,168
You say yes to dinner, then a weekend
with his tiny penis that pops out...
491
00:26:46,413 --> 00:26:50,326
...like a chicken thermometer. Then
he asks you to move in with him...
492
00:26:50,573 --> 00:26:54,486
...and you consider it, because
against everything else he's decent.
493
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,804
Do you always talk
in run-on sentences?
494
00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:03,008
I'm afraid if I stop for air,
somebody else will get a word in.
495
00:27:06,413 --> 00:27:08,722
And where are things with...?
496
00:27:09,053 --> 00:27:09,849
Um...
497
00:27:10,053 --> 00:27:11,247
Bryan.
498
00:27:11,453 --> 00:27:12,203
Bryan.
499
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:16,326
I told him the sex was really bad.
500
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,649
And I think
he's waiting for an answer...
501
00:27:18,893 --> 00:27:21,202
...which I thought I already gave him.
502
00:27:21,413 --> 00:27:25,008
Men don't take hints. We're used
to getting our noses bloodied.
503
00:27:25,253 --> 00:27:29,132
We watch movies where, for the
first two acts, the girl says no.
504
00:27:29,373 --> 00:27:33,651
In the third, they marry. If he's
not the guy, you have to be brutal.
505
00:27:33,893 --> 00:27:35,531
- And blunt.
- Cruel.
506
00:27:35,733 --> 00:27:39,726
When you walk out the door
he has to know you're walking out.
507
00:27:39,933 --> 00:27:44,768
If you're chicken, you can expect him
to pursue with his thermometer.
508
00:27:50,493 --> 00:27:52,529
So it's just
the closing arguments left?
509
00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:55,241
- Tomorrow morning.
- Do we have a chance?
510
00:27:55,493 --> 00:27:57,131
John. Maureen.
511
00:27:58,493 --> 00:27:59,562
[GRUNTS]
512
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:04,922
Could you excuse me one second?
513
00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:09,930
I don't like this.
514
00:28:17,253 --> 00:28:19,847
[BARRY WHITE PLAYS]
515
00:28:21,213 --> 00:28:23,443
Maureen, what's up?
516
00:28:26,853 --> 00:28:28,047
Maureen...
517
00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:32,411
...I'm involved, actually,
with this vicious woman.
518
00:28:32,733 --> 00:28:34,132
Help. Somebody.
519
00:28:34,373 --> 00:28:36,125
Is anybody out there?
520
00:28:37,453 --> 00:28:38,727
Maureen?
521
00:28:39,213 --> 00:28:40,532
Nobody but you.
522
00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:42,166
[MUSIC SLOWS]
523
00:28:42,413 --> 00:28:43,448
And me.
524
00:28:45,613 --> 00:28:47,126
What were you thinking?
525
00:28:47,373 --> 00:28:49,967
Just that maybe if I started...
526
00:28:50,213 --> 00:28:53,523
...I don't know,
allowing myself to be more sexual...
527
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,531
You have to be true to yourself.
528
00:28:56,733 --> 00:28:59,167
It was hard, listening
in that courtroom.
529
00:28:59,413 --> 00:29:01,051
I warned you about that.
530
00:29:01,293 --> 00:29:05,571
I'll have to say harsh things in my
closing, as well, if we want to win.
531
00:29:13,493 --> 00:29:17,725
Look, do you want to win this case
or just be done with it?
532
00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:20,328
I need to win now.
533
00:29:20,573 --> 00:29:23,133
If I walk away empty after...
534
00:29:26,413 --> 00:29:28,927
Do what you need to do to win.
535
00:29:29,973 --> 00:29:31,929
At least give me that.
536
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:54,646
Knock, knock.
537
00:29:54,853 --> 00:29:56,445
Ally!
538
00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,130
Surprise.
539
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:02,522
Ah.
540
00:30:08,093 --> 00:30:09,845
I do love you.
541
00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:13,726
You don't have to.
542
00:30:13,933 --> 00:30:17,243
Just keep it in anticipation
of the day we do live together.
543
00:30:18,213 --> 00:30:20,329
That day isn't coming.
544
00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:24,332
Are you...?
545
00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:27,929
Are we breaking up altogether?
546
00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:31,724
Why?
547
00:30:37,093 --> 00:30:38,924
It's just...
548
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,329
...I tried to talk myself into it...
549
00:30:42,533 --> 00:30:45,684
If you say something like
"It's not meant to be," I'll vomit.
550
00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:51,248
<i>We're together 6 months. You suddenly
don't like the sex, so you walk away?</i>
551
00:30:51,493 --> 00:30:54,212
When I look ahead,
I see myself getting tired of you.
552
00:30:54,613 --> 00:30:55,932
Tired of us.
553
00:30:56,173 --> 00:30:59,722
I won't move in with a man
I feel that way about.
554
00:31:00,013 --> 00:31:01,810
I won't even date him.
555
00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:03,561
You need help.
556
00:31:03,813 --> 00:31:07,044
You think Prince Charming
will rescue you from yourself...
557
00:31:07,293 --> 00:31:09,045
...as in some childhood fantasy!
558
00:31:09,293 --> 00:31:12,171
- Please don't yell.
- I'm the one getting hurt!
559
00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:14,643
What have we been doing
for six months?
560
00:31:14,853 --> 00:31:16,366
Why have you been with me?
561
00:31:18,693 --> 00:31:20,285
Because you're a great guy.
562
00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:23,727
And because...
563
00:31:25,373 --> 00:31:29,252
I didn't realize it, but
I think I was with you out of default.
564
00:31:31,573 --> 00:31:34,531
It's not every day
you meet someone to love.
565
00:31:37,173 --> 00:31:41,530
This is what I get for dating someone
with the emotional IQ of a teenager.
566
00:31:46,373 --> 00:31:49,570
Get out. Lose my number.
I plan to lose yours.
567
00:31:49,813 --> 00:31:52,611
Don't wrap a "Let's be friends"
ribbon on this.
568
00:31:52,853 --> 00:31:55,321
Get out. Get lost. Goodbye.
569
00:32:12,893 --> 00:32:16,522
Everybody in this room
knows what happened here.
570
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,652
Look at him.
571
00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:22,848
The charming, broke,
good-looking guy...
572
00:32:23,413 --> 00:32:26,132
...and the plain, fat, rich girl.
573
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:28,722
He got to pay off all of his debts...
574
00:32:28,933 --> 00:32:30,332
...move into the big house...
575
00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:32,569
...drive the Jaguar...
576
00:32:32,813 --> 00:32:37,329
...redesign the master bath
while she went to work every day...
577
00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:41,128
...telling her he's not into sex,
all the while having an affair...
578
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,130
...with a wet T-shirt model.
579
00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:45,803
That's flat-out fraud.
580
00:32:46,493 --> 00:32:48,563
He testified he married my client...
581
00:32:48,813 --> 00:32:51,327
...because it was
the reasonable thing to do.
582
00:32:51,973 --> 00:32:53,691
They were great companions.
583
00:32:54,093 --> 00:32:57,130
Made sense to build a future
on a sensible foundation.
584
00:32:57,333 --> 00:33:00,723
Not something volatile
like passion or lust.
585
00:33:00,933 --> 00:33:02,571
That would be stupid.
586
00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:05,532
You believe this,
ladies and gentlemen?
587
00:33:05,773 --> 00:33:09,448
How many men do you know
who don't prioritize sex?
588
00:33:09,693 --> 00:33:11,684
Especially ones who look like that.
589
00:33:12,373 --> 00:33:14,967
Men crave sex.
It's who and what we are.
590
00:33:15,213 --> 00:33:17,852
That's why the penis
is shaped like a compass dial.
591
00:33:18,053 --> 00:33:22,729
As coarse as that sounds, to deny the
truth of it is a lie. A big one.
592
00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:24,844
As big as the one that he told her.
593
00:33:25,093 --> 00:33:29,723
And if you walk down that aisle with
someone you aren't passionate for...
594
00:33:29,973 --> 00:33:31,565
...that's lousy planning.
595
00:33:31,813 --> 00:33:35,044
The best marriages aren't founded
on common sense and reason.
596
00:33:35,293 --> 00:33:37,966
Those are the building blocks
for compromise.
597
00:33:38,213 --> 00:33:40,522
The compromise he decided to make...
598
00:33:40,733 --> 00:33:43,725
...was to forgo
passion and romance and lust...
599
00:33:43,973 --> 00:33:46,931
...in exchange for money.
600
00:33:47,173 --> 00:33:49,926
Maureen Ringer
never agreed to that deal.
601
00:33:50,173 --> 00:33:52,403
She was deceived, lied to.
602
00:33:52,653 --> 00:33:56,123
The homely girl got taken
and that's why we're here.
603
00:33:56,813 --> 00:34:00,806
Before the trial, she said to me
she wanted me to get her dignity back.
604
00:34:01,533 --> 00:34:03,524
Well, she came into this room...
605
00:34:03,773 --> 00:34:05,001
...and she earned it.
606
00:34:05,213 --> 00:34:07,363
But she needs you to give it to her.
607
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:10,411
And to accomplish that,
you need do only one thing.
608
00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:14,207
See the truth.
609
00:34:14,973 --> 00:34:16,326
DICK:
Here's a flash.
610
00:34:16,533 --> 00:34:18,125
Suppose Mr. Cage is right.
611
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,164
He isn't. Suppose he is.
612
00:34:20,413 --> 00:34:24,008
My client did marry her in part
for her money. So what?
613
00:34:24,213 --> 00:34:27,330
People marry for money every day.
Since when is it shameful?
614
00:34:27,893 --> 00:34:29,611
Some people choose on looks.
615
00:34:29,933 --> 00:34:31,730
Others decide on religion.
616
00:34:31,973 --> 00:34:34,851
Some are attracted to qualities
of the heart or soul.
617
00:34:35,093 --> 00:34:37,687
And yes, some make money the criteria.
618
00:34:37,893 --> 00:34:40,805
There's no approved list
of right and wrong.
619
00:34:41,293 --> 00:34:43,329
And if there were...
620
00:34:44,173 --> 00:34:48,769
...Wayne Keebler would still
pass the test because he did love her.
621
00:34:48,973 --> 00:34:51,931
As she testified to,
they were fantastic companions.
622
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:55,330
There was no sham in the way
they laughed all night.
623
00:34:55,573 --> 00:34:57,325
That's something, huh?
624
00:34:57,773 --> 00:35:00,765
Two people can laugh together,
that's something.
625
00:35:17,453 --> 00:35:20,126
<i>ALLY: I don 't know why
I like to think in here.</i>
626
00:35:20,373 --> 00:35:24,446
<i>Maybe it's the right depository
for most of my "thoughts."</i>
627
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,042
I should knock.
628
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,005
What the...?!
629
00:35:32,253 --> 00:35:34,244
What the hell are you doing here?
630
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:37,843
The truth?
I was worried about you, actually.
631
00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:41,326
- You were?
- Yeah. Breakups can be tough.
632
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:44,167
I had an image of you
in the toilet. Who knew?
633
00:35:45,773 --> 00:35:50,130
If you were a decent therapist, you
wouldn't be able to make house calls.
634
00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:54,967
I'm not a therapist, I'm a lawyer.
635
00:35:57,693 --> 00:35:58,887
What did you say?
636
00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:02,371
- You thought I was a therapist?
- Uh-huh.
637
00:36:02,573 --> 00:36:04,803
It says, "Attorney at Law"
on the door.
638
00:36:05,173 --> 00:36:06,492
You're a lawyer?
639
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:10,649
Why did you entertain discussions
about me and my boyfriend?
640
00:36:10,973 --> 00:36:14,522
Well, you seemed
like you needed to talk.
641
00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:16,530
I'm a good listener.
642
00:36:16,773 --> 00:36:19,526
Right on the door. "Attorney at Law."
Too subtle?
643
00:36:19,733 --> 00:36:22,122
Should I add,
"Went to law school. Sold out."
644
00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:24,608
This is not a good time
to make fun of me.
645
00:36:24,853 --> 00:36:28,163
How dare you advise on something
personal I was going through?
646
00:36:28,413 --> 00:36:29,687
Because I'm a lawyer.
647
00:36:31,613 --> 00:36:34,525
As lawyers, we embrace settlements
as a good thing.
648
00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:36,371
We settle, we celebrate.
649
00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:40,128
You were gonna settle on a relationship
and celebrate with marriage.
650
00:36:40,373 --> 00:36:41,442
Not a good thing.
651
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:46,925
Anyway...
652
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,567
You okay?
653
00:36:50,093 --> 00:36:51,321
Yeah.
654
00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:55,208
Good. Well, maybe we'll
meet in court one day.
655
00:36:57,053 --> 00:36:58,168
Till then.
656
00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:00,926
Till then.
657
00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:13,926
MAUREEN:
They weren't out long.
658
00:37:14,173 --> 00:37:17,210
Well, it's not like
it's a murder case.
659
00:37:17,773 --> 00:37:20,333
Though if you'd gotten hold
of the scissors...
660
00:37:20,733 --> 00:37:22,530
Mr. Foreman, what say you?
661
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:27,246
"We, the jury, by a majority
of nine to three...
662
00:37:27,573 --> 00:37:31,248
...find that the marriage
of Maureen Ringer and Wayne Keebler...
663
00:37:31,493 --> 00:37:33,927
...shall not be dissolved
by annulment."
664
00:37:34,173 --> 00:37:37,006
JUDGE: Members of the jury, thank you.
We're dismissed.
665
00:37:37,253 --> 00:37:40,165
- I'm sorry.
- I can't believe this.
666
00:37:42,933 --> 00:37:43,968
Maureen?
667
00:37:44,773 --> 00:37:49,563
Now that you'll be obligated to pay
me alimony, let me say this to you:
668
00:37:49,813 --> 00:37:51,724
I don't want it. Not one nickel.
669
00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:53,406
What?
670
00:37:53,693 --> 00:37:56,332
Then why did we go through all this?
671
00:37:56,613 --> 00:37:58,683
Because you wouldn't have believed it.
672
00:37:58,973 --> 00:38:02,932
You would have regarded it
as a self-serving ploy to get money.
673
00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:06,170
I did love you. And I wanted
to live with you forever.
674
00:38:06,373 --> 00:38:09,729
But you rejected the terms we
married on, you pushed me away.
675
00:38:09,973 --> 00:38:11,850
Because I wanted to be touched.
676
00:38:12,093 --> 00:38:13,890
I wanted a little passion.
677
00:38:14,093 --> 00:38:16,243
That wasn't the basis
of our relationship.
678
00:38:16,493 --> 00:38:18,723
And there may have been fraud here...
679
00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:21,005
...but I didn't commit it.
680
00:38:27,413 --> 00:38:28,812
Well, come on.
681
00:38:29,053 --> 00:38:30,532
Let's go.
682
00:38:30,733 --> 00:38:31,768
Go where?
683
00:38:32,093 --> 00:38:34,209
Well, I'll walk you home.
684
00:39:29,013 --> 00:39:31,925
<i>ALLY: Maybe I'll share my life
with somebody.</i>
685
00:39:32,133 --> 00:39:33,566
<i>Maybe not.</i>
686
00:39:34,813 --> 00:39:36,644
<i>But the truth is...</i>
687
00:39:36,893 --> 00:39:39,930
<i>... when I think back
of my loneliest moments...</i>
688
00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:44,122
<i>... there was usually somebody
sitting there next to me.</i>
689
00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:40,168
OLD LADY:
You stinker.
690
00:40:41,493 --> 00:40:42,482
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1
00:00:05,713 --> 00:00:08,345
<i>Этой ночью ты...</i>
2
00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:13,112
<i>...полностью мой.</i>
3
00:00:16,436 --> 00:00:19,940
<i>Ты даришь свою любовь...</i>
4
00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:23,860
<i>...так нежно.</i>
5
00:00:25,445 --> 00:00:28,031
<i>- Этой ночью...</i>
6
00:00:28,281 --> 00:00:31,451
<i>...Свет любви...</i>
7
00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:34,372
<i>...В твоих глазах.</i>
8
00:00:34,956 --> 00:00:37,626
Одна из моих любимых песен.
9
00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:41,444
Почему Рене не сказала мне, что будет ее петь?
10
00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:43,822
Может это для особого случая.
11
00:00:44,172 --> 00:00:45,401
Для какого особенного случая?
12
00:00:46,053 --> 00:00:48,646
У меня есть друг, который влюблен в одну женщину.
13
00:00:48,895 --> 00:00:53,306
Они вместе уже 6 месяцев, но он хочет быть с ней
навсегда.
14
00:00:53,557 --> 00:00:55,141
А она его любит?
15
00:00:55,392 --> 00:00:56,726
Почему он ее не спросил?
16
00:00:56,977 --> 00:00:58,812
Он собирается сделать это.
17
00:00:59,062 --> 00:01:03,733
Он поведет ее куда-нибудь, попросит ее подругу
спеть ее любимую песню...
18
00:01:03,984 --> 00:01:07,070
...закажет дорогое вино, возьмет ее за руку...
19
00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,239
...и пока она отвлеклась...
20
00:01:09,489 --> 00:01:12,909
...незаметно оденет ей сампфировое кольцо на палец.
21
00:01:13,493 --> 00:01:14,494
Это сработает?
22
00:01:14,744 --> 00:01:17,163
Это звучит романтично, но...
23
00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,678
Элли МакБил?
24
00:01:32,679 --> 00:01:33,847
Да?
25
00:01:35,015 --> 00:01:36,516
Согласна ли ты...
26
00:01:36,766 --> 00:01:38,852
...переехать ко мне?
27
00:01:44,374 --> 00:01:46,366
Элли МакБил. 4 сезон, 1 серия
28
00:02:47,088 --> 00:02:50,757
<i>Какой дурой...
...ты меня считаешь?</i>
29
00:02:52,092 --> 00:02:53,593
Ты кажешься ошеломленной.
30
00:02:53,844 --> 00:02:55,345
Ну, это потому, что...
31
00:02:55,512 --> 00:02:57,097
...такая и есть.
32
00:02:57,931 --> 00:02:59,517
Это невероятно! Вау!
33
00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,519
- Так что ты ответишь?
- Прости,что?
34
00:03:01,769 --> 00:03:05,606
Ты не ответила на мой вопрос. Ты переедешь ко
мне?
35
00:03:05,857 --> 00:03:08,693
<i>Какой дурой...
...ты меня считаешь?</i>
36
00:03:08,943 --> 00:03:12,112
<i>...считаешь меня дурой, детка?</i>
37
00:03:12,362 --> 00:03:14,614
Брайан? Дорогой?
38
00:03:15,365 --> 00:03:16,533
Милый?
39
00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:18,952
Я должна подумать.
40
00:03:19,536 --> 00:03:21,872
Не то чтобы я не хочу переезжать.
41
00:03:22,122 --> 00:03:24,040
Я готова. Я хочу, но...
42
00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,710
Это значит,что тебе придеться перестать спать
со мной.
43
00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,128
Может быть.
44
00:03:28,378 --> 00:03:30,297
Я не могу сказать тебе, что делать.
45
00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:35,135
Только один человек знает ответ, когда речь идет
о таком деле.
46
00:03:35,552 --> 00:03:37,387
Мы обе знаем, кто это.
47
00:03:39,222 --> 00:03:40,891
Психолог.
48
00:03:47,564 --> 00:03:50,317
Первый. Рингер и другие. Против Киблера.
49
00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:51,651
Джон, все готово?
50
00:03:51,818 --> 00:03:52,903
Я готов.
51
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Как ты получил аннулирование в суде?
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Я убедил судью, что это факт...
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...и стороны заслуживают разбирательства дела
перед судом присяжных.
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Ты нервничаешь?
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Я не нервничаю.
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Этот свисток нарочно. Я сделаю так в суде.
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Ты планируешь это делать?
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Я против Дика Рэдитса, и у меня слабые основания
для иска.
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Ты сделаешь как звук из чужого носа?
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Не переживай.
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Я должен это видеть.
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Двигай, Ричард.
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Я хочу сделать объявление.
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И оно может немного шокировать.
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Брайан предложил мне переехать к нему.
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- Правда. - Вау. - Круто.
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- Он такой скучный.
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Он не скучный.
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И ты переедешь?
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Я еще не решила.
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Но если я буду выглядеть рассеянной на следующий
день или такой, просто...
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Я знаю, что будет.
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700 тысяч долларов?
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Да. Я думаю, мы должны рассмотреть это.
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- По закону, он прав...
- Если бы мы были женаты.
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- Вы были женаты 6 лет.
- Это было фиктивно!
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К чему эти споры. Но если мы не выиграем...
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- Ты выиграешь.
- Я говорю...
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- Дай мне закончить.
- Я начал первым.
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- Нет, не ты. - Конечно же, я!
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- Не ты! - Я, черт!
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Я сказал: "По закону." Ты перебила:
"Если бы мы были женаты."
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Я сказал: "Вы были женаты." Ты перебила:
"Это было фиктивно."
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Я пытался вставить слово о победе, ты выпалила
"Я должна!"
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Я попытался ответить, ты заорала "Дай мне
закончить!"
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Мы здесь.
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Ты не должен срываться.
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700 тысяч долларов...
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- Я не стану... - Могу я, черт...?
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Может он бросил тебя чтобы договаривать?
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Прошу прощения.
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Я бросила его, если ты помнишь.
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Мы с тобой старые друзья.
Добиться аннулирования будет трудно.
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- Ты смог дойти...
- Иии!
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Ты смог дойти до суда!
Извини. Пожалуйста, заканчивай.
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Чтобы победить, придется выслушать неприятные
вещи о тебе.
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Я буду оспаривать неприятные вещи. Адвокат противоположной
стороны - грубиян.
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Он и я...
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Как кто-то кто заботиться о тебе, я...
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...Я предлагаю тебе подумать об урегулировании.
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Этот мужчина меня опозорил.
Мне нужно выйти из суда...
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Я смирилась...
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...когда меня называли "жирной"...
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..."уродливой"...
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...даже "одинокой"...
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Я не смирюсь с тем, что меня выставляют дурой.
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- Могу помочь?
- Я ищу Трейси.
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Её здесь больше нет. Переехала в Фоксбор.
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Фоксбор?
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Она не сказала что уезжает.
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Вы не Элли МакБил?
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Ну, вообще-то, да. Как вы узнали?
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Она забрала все свои папки, кроме одной.
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Элли МакБил. Бросьте песни. Я Ларри Пол.
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- Она взяла все папки, но оставила мою?
- Да, с запиской.
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"Если это критическая ситуация, крепись."
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Это критическая ситуация. Дай мне ее номер.
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Она не оставила. Клянусь.
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В чем проблема?
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Дело в том...
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...один парень...
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...с которым я встречаюсь.
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И он спросил меня...
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...перееду ли я к нему.
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Ублюдок. Мой совет: не делай этого.
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- Почему?
- Он не хочет жениться на тебе.
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- Откуда ты знаешь?
- А он просил твоей руки?
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А с чего ты взял, что я этого хочу?
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Не твой тип "любовница". Если ты намерена
вступить в брак...
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- Я не говорила такого.
- Ты "любовница"?
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- Нет, я не любовница.
- Почему живешь с парнем, который боится...?
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- Боится?
- Он не просил твоей руки!
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Я здесь из-за моей нерешительности, не из-за его.
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- Как секс?
- Простите?
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С твоим парнем? Секс?
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Я не хочу об этом говорить.
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У, хорош?
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- Послушайте...
- Элли?
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Это не мое дело, но...
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Все отношения, в конечном счете, сводятся к сексу.
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Почему? Потому что мужчины и женщины различны.
Не верьте в эту коммуникативную чушь!
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Независимо от любви, мужчины и женщины со временем
исчерпываются темы для разговоров.
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Когда это проиcходит, все, что остается - это
секс.
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Если это с душком, вы пропали.
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Вот почему ты здесь. Секс отвратителен.
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Ну, мог быть лучше.
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- Лучше.
- Оk...
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...намного лучше.
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- Ты должна сказать ему.
- Как сказать ему, что он ужасен?
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- Уже ужасен.
- Нет, нет, нет!
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Нет.
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Просто он... он...
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не классный...
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Хорошо. Послушай меня, это важно.
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Он будет разбит.
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Скажи что-нибудь позитивное напоследок.
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Как?
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Я бы начал с "ужасен", а потом дошел
до "не классный".
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Не думаю, что это сработает.
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Ты любишь этого человека?
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Да.
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Тогда ты должна сказать ему о его недостатках.
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Если вы поженитесь, ты будешь говорить ему об
этом до конца жизни.
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Я ошибаюсь?
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Стараюсь помочь...
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Сколько бы я знала что это не так...
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... часть меня всегда считала, что жизнь не имеет
смысла...
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...пока ты не поделишься ею с кем-то...
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Может быть именно этого я боюсь. Моя жизнь вдруг
обретает смысл.
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Или начинает опустошаться.
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Элли?
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Привет.
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Что ты делаешь?
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Просто мечтаю. Представляю мою жизнь с Брайаном.
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Выглядит очень волнующе.
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Мы не должны волноваться. Цель - удовлетворенность.
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О, да. Ладно, забудь об этом.
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Не по мне давать тебе совет...
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Идет, потому что не по мне просить его у тебя.
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Вот что. Очень мало порядочных парней.
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И в связи с венерическими заболеваниями...
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Шансов найти такого все меньше.
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Не понимаю.
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Они одевают презервативы. Подловить их на беременности
теперь труднее.
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Спасибо, Элейн.
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Не знаю, как бы я жила без тебя.
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Поначалу все казалось идеально.
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Не идеально, наверно.
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Физическая сторона наших отношений никогда не
была хорошей.
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Мы даже не занимались любовью в брачную ночь.
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Вы когда-нибудь занимались любовью?
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Конечно, но это было крайне редко.
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Он сказал, что у него слабое либидо.
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И Вы приняли это?
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Да.
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В остальном, наши отношения были прекрасны.
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Мы могли смеяться и болтать всю ночь.
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У нас были общие интересы.
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Мы были идеальными собеседниками.
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Думаю, я убедила себя что в этом брак.
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Общение.
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Но в какой-то момент все изменилось?
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В июне, я уезжала в СПА в Вермонт...
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...на выходные с несколькими подругами.
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Возникла проблема. Самолет не смог взлететь.
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В итоге полет отменили, и я поехала домой.
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<i> Я зашла в дом и позвала Уэйна.</i>
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<i>Ответа не было.</i>
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<i>Я услышала смех и пошла туда.</i>
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<i>Они были в бассейне...</i>
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...в одежде.
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Кто?
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Уэйн и она.
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Они были в бассейне?
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Целовались. На ней была футболка...
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<i>...и он ножницами резал футболку на ней.</i>
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<i>Они веселились, пока не увидели меня...</i>
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Что же произошло потом?
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Я узнала правду.
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Что он спал с ней уже более двух лет.
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Что он планирует жениться на ней как только избавится
от этого "плохого брака".
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Что его либидо в порядке, в конце концов.
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Что он был со мной ради выгодного большого развода.
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Что я была идиоткой.
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Вот почему вы здесь? Чтобы аннулировать брак.
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Я здесь прошу суд признать правду. Это не было
браком.
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Это был союз под чрезвычайно фальшивым предлогом.
Это было мошенничество.
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Но это не было браком.
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Сколько времени тебе нужно чтобы решить?
Нужно тебе это или нет.
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- Что ж...
- Это дело нерешительности?
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Переезд это шаг на пути к браку.
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- Большой шаг.
- Я не говорил что нет.
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Твой тон пренебрежителен.
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Тон используют, чтобы различать смысл,
когда слова его не выражают. Мои выражают.
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Ты становишься неясной.
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Сядь.
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Я думаю, у нас все хорошо. Серьезно. Мы смеемся...
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Элли...
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Но я нашла маленькое недостающее звено...
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...это может и не так много..
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Но достаточно, чтобы подумать, жить ли нам вместе.
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Что немного огорчает между тобой и мной...
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...это...
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...суши.
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- Суши?
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Секс!
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Секс не так...
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...хорош.
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Ты меня слышал?
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Ты не удовлетворена сексуально?
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Нет, я... удовлетворена.
252
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Я так... Просто... Все хорошо...
253
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,245
Могу ли я спросить...
254
00:15:08,912 --> 00:15:11,414
...ты способна на хороший секс?
255
00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:13,834
Что ты имеешь в виду?
256
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:16,086
Я имею в виду, это со мной что-то не то...
257
00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,171
...или с тобой?
258
00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:20,423
С нами, Брайан.
259
00:15:20,757 --> 00:15:22,259
Знаешь, это ритм.
260
00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:24,094
Это совместимость.
261
00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:26,513
Это пыл.
262
00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:29,516
Мы не зажигаем.
263
00:15:30,851 --> 00:15:34,104
Значит ты меряешь отношения сексом?
264
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:35,438
Я не говорила этого.
265
00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:38,525
Вы сказали, что Вы и Уэйн были идеальными собеседниками.
266
00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:40,443
- Но без секса...
- Я не говорила...
267
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:42,529
Позвольте мне закончить вопрос.
268
00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:45,365
Вы сделали заявление, и я не согласна с ним.
269
00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:47,117
Ваша честь...
270
00:16:00,797 --> 00:16:05,552
Уэйн не был связан с этой женщиной, когда вы женились,
не так ли?
271
00:16:05,802 --> 00:16:09,556
По крайней мере, я об этом не знала, но похоже
я многое упустила.
272
00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:11,975
- Он встретил ее два года назад.
- Так я и говорила.
273
00:16:12,225 --> 00:16:15,562
Мы были в браке, потом появилась другая женщина
и брак закончился.
274
00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:18,732
- Интересно, что же из этого произошло первым.
- Протестую!
275
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:22,319
Вы сказали, что вы отлично общались, пока не расстались.
276
00:16:22,569 --> 00:16:24,654
Я думаю Вы сказали "идеально"?
277
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:25,989
Я была в неведении.
278
00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:29,242
- Вы получили то, что хотели.
- Но не физическую близость.
279
00:16:29,492 --> 00:16:30,911
Вы сказали, что Вам это не нужно.
280
00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:32,329
Мне нужна честность.
281
00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:34,414
- Он не был честен. - Нет.
282
00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:36,500
- Вот почему Вы здесь. - Да.
283
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:41,171
Если супруги не честны друг с другом, - это основание
для аннулирования?
284
00:16:50,263 --> 00:16:52,766
- Ты в порядке? - Да.
285
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,935
Морин, это судебное разбирательство.
286
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,937
Оно намеренно враждебное.
287
00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:58,939
Я знаю.
288
00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:04,110
Джон...
289
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Ничего.
290
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,949
Нет, скажи мне.
291
00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:11,618
Хорошо, в молодости...
292
00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:13,703
...Я никогда не встречалась с парнем.
293
00:17:14,287 --> 00:17:17,958
- Как я могла подумать, что красавец?.. - Морин.
294
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,044
Я обманываю себя, что кто-то мог увлечься мной?
295
00:17:21,294 --> 00:17:22,379
Конечно, нет.
296
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,298
Прости, я на секунду.
297
00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:28,885
Чужище. Как продвигается процесс?
298
00:17:29,886 --> 00:17:31,137
За что?
299
00:17:31,388 --> 00:17:35,475
- Сделай одолжение. - Что угодно. Пока это не
деньги.
300
00:17:35,642 --> 00:17:38,645
Морин не чувствует, что мужчина может увлечься
ей.
301
00:17:38,812 --> 00:17:39,896
Да ну.
302
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:43,733
Я знаю, но не мог бы ты притвориться, что она
интересна тебе?
303
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,486
Чтобы поддерживать её уверенность?
304
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,572
Ты хочешь, чтобы я... С ней?
305
00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:52,075
Она хомяк. Предпочел бы отдаться лягушке.
306
00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:53,535
Я не прошу много!
307
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,495
Лягушки?
308
00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:58,373
У меня есть одна. Джон и я коллекционируем их.
309
00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:01,501
- Да, Джон? - Да, конечно.
310
00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:08,425
Что Вы делаете?
311
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,929
Возможно, я перехожу границу сейчас, но...
312
00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:15,682
Вам когда-нибудь говорили, что Вы красивы?
313
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,185
Нет.
314
00:18:18,435 --> 00:18:19,519
Я в шоке.
315
00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:24,024
Да.
316
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:25,859
О, да.
317
00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:28,195
Я должен идти.
318
00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:31,948
Он смеялся надо мной?
319
00:18:32,115 --> 00:18:34,701
Нет! Я думаю, он заигрывал.
320
00:18:34,993 --> 00:18:36,036
Действительно.
321
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,288
Морин...
322
00:18:39,372 --> 00:18:41,208
Видишь ту женщину?
323
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,044
- Да. - Я встречался с ней.
324
00:18:44,711 --> 00:18:45,921
Ты?
325
00:18:46,171 --> 00:18:50,217
- Она красавица.
- Она считала меня привлекательным и сексуальным.
326
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:51,718
Ты знаешь почему?
327
00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:54,054
Не могу придумать.
328
00:18:55,388 --> 00:18:57,641
Сексуальность это мышление.
329
00:18:57,933 --> 00:19:00,560
Я представлял себя Барри Уайтом, когда я подходил
к ней.
330
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:05,482
В моей голове я верил что я сексапильный! И таким
был.
331
00:19:05,899 --> 00:19:10,153
Теперь, чтобы не происходило, ты должна верить
в себя.
332
00:19:10,403 --> 00:19:14,324
Потому что если ты не будешь, то никто не будет.
333
00:19:20,163 --> 00:19:23,333
Он прав. Зачем мерять все сексом?
334
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,169
Разве не смешно оценивать отношения...
335
00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:29,089
по последним пяти минутам перед сном?
336
00:19:29,673 --> 00:19:31,550
Мужчины заводят отношения из-за секса.
337
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:33,927
И они вступают в брак, чтобы иметь его...
338
00:19:34,177 --> 00:19:36,680
...не тратя время на ужин и цветы.
339
00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:40,350
И если это только последние 5 минут, почему ты
засыпаешь?
340
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,103
Тебе следовало бы проснуться и поинтересоваться,
в чем дело.
341
00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:44,771
Ты такой мужик.
342
00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:48,233
Типичный пример этого общества.
343
00:19:48,441 --> 00:19:50,944
Ты обвиняешь меня, как будто мы женаты.
344
00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:53,572
Не удивительно, что ты хочешь мужа. Ты жена.
345
00:19:53,864 --> 00:19:56,366
Ты не умный. И не забавный.
346
00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:59,536
Приоритет этого общества - секс.
347
00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:02,455
Это есть в фильмах, журналах, на телевидении.
348
00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:05,959
И люди строят свою самооценку на внешности.
349
00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:07,627
У нас есть дело...
350
00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:11,381
...где женщина хочет аннулировать свой брак из-за
отсутствия страсти.
351
00:20:11,631 --> 00:20:14,634
Считает брак несуществующим.
Все из-за отсутствия секса.
352
00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:18,388
И когла ты увековечиваешь его, это нисколько ни
забавно ни ответственно.
353
00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:20,891
И я не виню тебя за общество.
354
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:24,060
Я просто упомянула тебя как печальный пример общества.
355
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,445
Что ж, это слишком.
356
00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,573
Я и не намерен выглядеть умным.
357
00:20:36,823 --> 00:20:39,659
У меня проблема с твоим сожалением о приоритете
секса...
358
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:43,580
...когда на тебе надет костюм за 2000 долларов,
подчеркивающей твои достоинства...
359
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:47,292
...и выглядишь ты, как девушки из журналов, только
что страницу не перевернуть.
360
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:51,588
Что касается внешности, уверен, в твоей сумочке
от Прада найдется зеркальце.
361
00:20:51,838 --> 00:20:54,508
И как бы тебе ни претило быть объектом вожделения...
362
00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:57,719
на самом деле тебе неприятна мысль о том, что
ты можешь не быть им.
363
00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:02,641
И вопрос, обжигающий губы под помадой -
364
00:21:03,683 --> 00:21:05,519
"Неужели этот день настал?"
365
00:21:10,273 --> 00:21:13,276
Ты самая большая задница, которую я когда-либо
встречала.
366
00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:16,279
Может ты ее поцелуешь на прощание.
367
00:21:23,203 --> 00:21:25,121
Что я сказал?
368
00:21:37,884 --> 00:21:40,470
- Ты пойдешь опять к нему?
- Я разве дожна?
369
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,973
Я даже не оплачу счет, если он пришлет мне его.
370
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,267
Я говорила об Брайане.
371
00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:48,144
О.
372
00:21:48,728 --> 00:21:49,980
O, да.
373
00:21:52,232 --> 00:21:53,400
Что?
374
00:21:53,608 --> 00:21:57,153
Ты встречалась с Брайаном 6 месяцев. Он попросил
тебя переехать к нему...
375
00:21:57,404 --> 00:22:01,074
...и все о чем ты можешь думать, это новый психолог.
376
00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:04,911
Ты не думаешь, что Брайан немного скучный?
377
00:22:05,078 --> 00:22:07,164
- Честно?
- Конечно.
378
00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:09,749
Он настолько скучный, что мне даже не интересно
отвечать.
379
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,668
Правда?
380
00:22:11,918 --> 00:22:13,545
Но, возможно, он подходит тебе.
381
00:22:13,837 --> 00:22:15,672
Мне подходит кто-то скучный?
382
00:22:15,922 --> 00:22:18,592
Противоположности притягиваются, и ты такая живая...
383
00:22:18,842 --> 00:22:20,427
...и Брайан, он такой...
384
00:22:20,677 --> 00:22:21,887
Мертвый.
385
00:22:22,179 --> 00:22:23,680
Почему ты спрашиваешь это у меня?
386
00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:25,432
Что ты думаешь?
387
00:22:25,765 --> 00:22:27,934
Я думаю, что он славный.
388
00:22:28,185 --> 00:22:31,438
Он умный. Он добрый. Он милый.
389
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,317
Он не самый скучный человек...
390
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:37,861
- Но из тех, с кем я встречалась...
- Продолжай.
391
00:22:38,111 --> 00:22:41,364
Я хочу прожить долгую жизнь, и с ним она будет
выглядеть именно такой.
392
00:22:41,573 --> 00:22:42,449
Продолжай.
393
00:22:42,616 --> 00:22:45,202
Может быть, секс длится более 60 секунд, но кто
знает?
394
00:22:45,452 --> 00:22:48,038
- Продолжай.
- Тот психолог очень милый.
395
00:22:48,288 --> 00:22:50,790
Стоп. И вот что я скажу:
396
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:55,045
Всю свою жизнь ты влюблялась в парней, которые
сводят тебя с ума...
397
00:22:55,629 --> 00:22:57,881
...или сжигают тебя. Как бабочку в огне.
398
00:22:58,131 --> 00:22:59,216
Ты так считаешь?
399
00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:01,468
Может Брайан и не "тот единственный"...
400
00:23:01,718 --> 00:23:04,471
...но держись подальше от психолога.
401
00:23:05,138 --> 00:23:06,723
Это брак по любви.
402
00:23:06,973 --> 00:23:10,727
Секс - это одно из ее проявлений, но не самое
главное.
403
00:23:10,977 --> 00:23:14,481
Я не брачный психолог, но если пара не хочет продолжать
отношения...
404
00:23:14,648 --> 00:23:17,484
- Это теория о банке с бобами. - То есть?
405
00:23:17,651 --> 00:23:20,070
Если пара кладет в банку по бобу после каждого
секса...
406
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,072
в течение первого года супружества,
407
00:23:22,322 --> 00:23:25,909
и потом каждый раз вынимает по бобу после каждого
секса...
408
00:23:26,159 --> 00:23:28,578
...банка никогда не станет пустой.
409
00:23:28,829 --> 00:23:32,165
Вы не были в затруднительном финансовом положении,
когда встретили мою клиентку?
410
00:23:32,415 --> 00:23:35,335
- Протестую. - Пропустим. Так что произошло?
411
00:23:35,585 --> 00:23:39,089
Вы встретили эту женщину, и снова почуствовали
"дружеские отношения"?
412
00:23:39,339 --> 00:23:40,340
Протестую.
413
00:23:40,507 --> 00:23:42,926
- Как зовут Вашу новую любовь? - Диана.
414
00:23:43,093 --> 00:23:44,928
- Она работает? - Она модель.
415
00:23:45,178 --> 00:23:47,848
Это первая девушка у Вас, которая работает моделью?
416
00:23:48,014 --> 00:23:51,685
- Я не уверен, что Вас понял.
- Две девушки до моей клиентки.
417
00:23:51,852 --> 00:23:53,353
Они были также моделями.
418
00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:54,771
Как это относится к делу?
419
00:23:55,021 --> 00:23:57,858
Относится, он встречался с красивыми женщинами.
420
00:23:58,108 --> 00:24:00,277
- Он женился на моей клиентке ради денег.
- Это неправда!
421
00:24:00,527 --> 00:24:03,697
Секс не стоит на первом месте? Мужчины заявляют
это все время!
422
00:24:03,947 --> 00:24:06,032
Тогда, может, уровень разводов был бы не так высок.
423
00:24:06,199 --> 00:24:08,201
Слова человека, которого застали с моделью.
424
00:24:08,451 --> 00:24:10,537
Знаете что? Я любил Морин.
425
00:24:10,787 --> 00:24:12,455
Но на первом месте для меня была дружба.
426
00:24:12,706 --> 00:24:15,125
Я планировал брак. На всю жизнь.
427
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:16,459
А не поездку на озеро Тахо.
428
00:24:16,626 --> 00:24:19,045
Ты был с ней на Тахо? Банку с бобами брали?
429
00:24:19,296 --> 00:24:20,547
- Мистер Кейдж. - Протестую!
430
00:24:20,797 --> 00:24:23,884
Имеет смысл строить союз на разуме, а не на страсти.
431
00:24:24,134 --> 00:24:26,386
Она оттолкнула меня. Ты знаешь это, Морин.
432
00:24:26,636 --> 00:24:28,555
Говорите свою ложь мне.
433
00:24:28,805 --> 00:24:31,641
Она не хотела моей ласки. Ты оттолкнула меня!
434
00:24:31,892 --> 00:24:35,061
Прямо в руки Дианы! Поговорим о каждом толчке,
послужившем стимулом.
435
00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:37,647
Мистер Кейдж? Достаточно.
436
00:24:51,411 --> 00:24:53,079
Ради Бога!
437
00:24:54,331 --> 00:24:57,417
Извини, что я назвала тебя самой большой задницей,
которую я когда-либо встречала.
438
00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,587
Я уверена, что есть хотя бы одна побольше.
439
00:25:00,837 --> 00:25:02,422
Я просто не могу вспомнить.
440
00:25:04,674 --> 00:25:07,928
Спасибо. Если ты заинтересована во мне физически...
441
00:25:08,178 --> 00:25:10,263
...я мог бы почти восстановить свою самооценку.
442
00:25:11,515 --> 00:25:14,184
Знаешь, я пришла сюда, чтобы извиниться ...
443
00:25:14,434 --> 00:25:16,353
...а ты кидаешься на меня?
444
00:25:16,603 --> 00:25:17,771
Таковы твои методы?
445
00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:19,689
У меня нет методов.
446
00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:21,107
Только безумие.
447
00:25:21,358 --> 00:25:23,026
Зачем ты вернулась?
448
00:25:23,276 --> 00:25:24,361
Правда.
449
00:25:24,861 --> 00:25:27,531
Я говорила с соседкой по комнате
450
00:25:28,281 --> 00:25:29,533
и выяснились некоторые вещи.
451
00:25:29,783 --> 00:25:31,034
Вещи?
452
00:25:31,284 --> 00:25:32,202
Какие?
453
00:25:32,536 --> 00:25:34,788
Проблема с мужчинами. Хорошие уже женаты.
454
00:25:35,038 --> 00:25:37,123
Если у тебя интрижка, значит они обманывают жен.
455
00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:39,209
Если попадается достойный образец...
456
00:25:39,376 --> 00:25:41,545
...то от восторга, что он не свинья...
457
00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:43,463
...ты принимаешь эйфорию за любовь.
458
00:25:43,713 --> 00:25:48,552
Ты соглашаешься вместе поужинать, потом провести
уик-энд, и тут появляется его крохотный пенис...
459
00:25:48,802 --> 00:25:52,722
...как термометр для цыпленка в духовке. Потом
он предлагает тебе переехать к нему...
460
00:25:52,973 --> 00:25:56,810
...и ты думаешь над предложением, потому что по
сравнению с остальными он ничего.
461
00:25:57,143 --> 00:25:59,145
Ты всегда говоришь вот так, на одном дыхании?
462
00:26:01,731 --> 00:26:05,402
Я боюсь, что если остановлюсь, чтобы вдохнуть,
кто-нибудь вставит словечко.
463
00:26:08,738 --> 00:26:11,074
А как продвигаются дела с ?..
464
00:26:11,408 --> 00:26:12,242
эмм...
465
00:26:12,409 --> 00:26:13,577
Брайан.
466
00:26:13,827 --> 00:26:14,578
Брайан.
467
00:26:14,744 --> 00:26:18,665
Я сказала ему, что секс никуда не годится.
468
00:26:18,915 --> 00:26:21,001
И, полагаю, он ждет ответа.
469
00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:23,587
...хотя, я думаю, что уже дала его.
470
00:26:23,753 --> 00:26:27,340
Мужчины не понимают намеков. Нас надо ткнуть носом.
471
00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:31,511
Мы же смотрим фильмы, где первые два акта девушка
говорит нет,
472
00:26:31,761 --> 00:26:36,016
а в третьем они женятся. Если он не твой парень,
нужно быть жесткой.
473
00:26:36,266 --> 00:26:37,851
- И прямой. - Жестокой.
474
00:26:38,101 --> 00:26:42,105
Когда ты уходишь, он должен знать, что ты уходишь.
475
00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:47,110
А если ты трусишь, как цыпленок, то он так и будет
гоняться за тобой со своим термометром.
476
00:26:52,866 --> 00:26:54,868
То есть осталось привести окончательные доводы?
477
00:26:55,118 --> 00:26:57,621
- Завтра утром. - У нас есть шанс?
478
00:26:57,871 --> 00:26:59,456
- Джон. - Морин.
479
00:27:03,543 --> 00:27:07,297
Извини меня, я на секунду.
480
00:27:09,216 --> 00:27:12,302
Мне это не нравится.
481
00:27:23,563 --> 00:27:25,815
Морин, что случилось?
482
00:27:29,236 --> 00:27:30,403
Морин...
483
00:27:30,654 --> 00:27:34,741
Вообще-то я связан с одной порочной женщиной.
484
00:27:35,075 --> 00:27:36,493
Помогите. Кто-нибудь, помогите.
485
00:27:36,743 --> 00:27:38,495
Там кто-то есть?
486
00:27:39,830 --> 00:27:41,081
Морин?
487
00:27:41,581 --> 00:27:42,916
Никого, только ты.
488
00:27:44,751 --> 00:27:45,836
и я.
489
00:27:48,004 --> 00:27:49,506
О чем ты думала?
490
00:27:49,756 --> 00:27:52,342
Ну, я подумала, может, если я...
491
00:27:52,592 --> 00:27:55,846
...ну не знаю, позволю себе быть более сексуальной...
492
00:27:56,096 --> 00:27:58,849
Ты должна оставаться самой собой.
493
00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:01,518
Нелегко было слушать это все на суде.
494
00:28:01,768 --> 00:28:03,436
Я предупреждал тебя.
495
00:28:03,687 --> 00:28:07,941
Если мы хотим выиграть дело, мне придется быть
жестким в своей заключительной речи.
496
00:28:15,866 --> 00:28:20,120
Слушай, ты хочешь выиграть это дело или просто
покончить с этим?
497
00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:22,706
Сейчас мне нужно выиграть.
498
00:28:22,956 --> 00:28:25,458
Если даже уйду оттуда опустошенной...
499
00:28:28,795 --> 00:28:31,298
Сделай все, чтобы мы выиграли.
500
00:28:32,299 --> 00:28:34,301
Дай мне хотя бы это.
501
00:28:55,655 --> 00:28:56,990
Тук-тук.
502
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,825
Элли!
503
00:28:59,659 --> 00:29:01,495
Сюрприз!
504
00:29:03,914 --> 00:29:04,915
A.
505
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:12,172
Я люблю тебя.
506
00:29:14,591 --> 00:29:16,092
Ты не должна.
507
00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:19,596
Просто сохрани до того дня, как мы станем жить
вместе.
508
00:29:20,597 --> 00:29:22,682
Этот день не наступит.
509
00:29:25,268 --> 00:29:26,686
Ты...?
510
00:29:28,271 --> 00:29:30,273
Ты хочешь, чтобы мы вообще расстались?
511
00:29:32,275 --> 00:29:34,110
Почему?
512
00:29:39,449 --> 00:29:41,284
Просто...
513
00:29:42,536 --> 00:29:44,704
...я пыталась убедить себя в этом...
514
00:29:44,871 --> 00:29:48,041
Если ты скажешь что-то вроде "Не судьба",
меня просто вырвет.
515
00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:53,630
Мы вместе уже 6 месяцев. И вдруг ты осознаешь,
что секс тебя не удовлетворяет, и хочешь уйти?
516
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,550
Заглядывая вперед, я вижу, что устану от тебя.
517
00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:58,301
Устану от нас.
518
00:29:58,552 --> 00:30:02,055
Я не перееду к человеку, если испытываю такие
чувства.
519
00:30:02,389 --> 00:30:04,140
Я даже не буду встречаться с ним.
520
00:30:04,724 --> 00:30:05,892
Тебе нужна помощь.
521
00:30:06,142 --> 00:30:09,396
Ты надеешься, что принц на белом коне спасет тебя
от самой себя...
522
00:30:09,646 --> 00:30:11,398
...как в детских мечтах!
523
00:30:11,648 --> 00:30:14,568
- Пожалуйста, не кричи на меня.
- Но это же мне больно, а не тебе!
524
00:30:14,734 --> 00:30:16,987
Зачем же тогда мы были вместе шесть месяцев?
525
00:30:17,237 --> 00:30:18,738
Почему ты была со мной?
526
00:30:21,074 --> 00:30:22,659
Потому что ты отличный парень.
527
00:30:23,493 --> 00:30:26,079
И потому, что...
528
00:30:27,747 --> 00:30:31,585
...я не осознавала этого, но, думаю, я оставалась
с тобой по инерции.
529
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,923
Не каждый день встречаешь человека, которого можно
полюбить.
530
00:30:39,509 --> 00:30:43,847
Думаю, это мне в отместку за то, что связался
с человеком с уровнем эмоционального интеллекта,
как у подростка.
531
00:30:48,768 --> 00:30:51,938
Уходи. Забудь мой номер. Я намерен забыть твой.
532
00:30:52,189 --> 00:30:54,941
И не вывешивай табличку: "Давай будем друзьями".
533
00:30:55,192 --> 00:30:57,694
Уходи. Убирайся. Прощай.
534
00:31:15,212 --> 00:31:18,882
Каждый из нас знает, что здесь происходит.
535
00:31:19,716 --> 00:31:21,051
Взгляните на него.
536
00:31:21,718 --> 00:31:25,222
Очаровательный, бедный, симпатичный парень...
537
00:31:25,805 --> 00:31:28,475
...и простая, толстая, богатая девушка.
538
00:31:28,725 --> 00:31:31,061
Он расплачивается с долгами,
539
00:31:31,311 --> 00:31:32,729
...переезжает в большой дом....
540
00:31:32,896 --> 00:31:34,898
...водит Ягуар...
541
00:31:35,148 --> 00:31:39,653
...меняет дизайн ванной комнаты, когда она каждый
день уходит на работу...
542
00:31:39,903 --> 00:31:43,490
...твердя ей, что секс для него не главное, все
это время имея связь на стороне
543
00:31:43,657 --> 00:31:45,492
...с сексапильной грудастой моделью.
544
00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:48,161
Это чистой воды мошенничество.
545
00:31:48,829 --> 00:31:50,914
Он показал, что женился на моей клиентке...
546
00:31:51,164 --> 00:31:53,667
...потому что это было разумно.
547
00:31:54,334 --> 00:31:56,086
Они были хорошими друзьями.
548
00:31:56,419 --> 00:31:59,506
Имело смысл начинать строить будущее на серьезной
основе.
549
00:31:59,673 --> 00:32:03,093
А не чем-то сиюминутном, вроде страсти или похоти.
550
00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:04,928
Это было бы глупо.
551
00:32:05,178 --> 00:32:07,931
Дамы и господа, вы верите этому?
552
00:32:08,098 --> 00:32:11,768
Сколько мужчин вы знаете, для которых секс не
на первом месте?
553
00:32:12,018 --> 00:32:14,020
Особенно имеющих подобную внешность.
554
00:32:14,771 --> 00:32:17,357
Мужчины стремятся к сексу. В этом вся наша сущность.
555
00:32:17,607 --> 00:32:20,193
Вот почему пенис имеет форму стрелки компаса.
556
00:32:20,443 --> 00:32:25,115
Как бы грубо это ни звучало, отрицание правды
есть ложь. Большая ложь.
557
00:32:25,282 --> 00:32:27,200
Такая же большая, как та, которой он кормил ее.
558
00:32:27,450 --> 00:32:32,122
И если ты идешь по жизни с кем-то, к кому не питаешь
страсти...
559
00:32:32,372 --> 00:32:33,957
...то что это за планирование.
560
00:32:34,207 --> 00:32:37,377
Лучшие браки не основаны на здравом смысле и логике.
561
00:32:37,627 --> 00:32:40,297
Это всего лишь кирпичики для компромисса.
562
00:32:40,547 --> 00:32:42,883
Компромисс, на который он решил пойти...
563
00:32:43,049 --> 00:32:46,052
...был в том, чтобы отвергнуть страсть, любовь
и сексуальное желание...
564
00:32:46,303 --> 00:32:49,306
...ради денег.
565
00:32:49,556 --> 00:32:52,309
Морин Рингер не давала согласия на такую сделку.
566
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,728
Ее обманули, ей лгали.
567
00:32:54,978 --> 00:32:58,481
Простую девушку обманули, и вот поэтому мы все
сегодня здесь.
568
00:32:59,149 --> 00:33:03,153
Перед началом процесс она сказала мне, что хочет
вернуть себе достоинство.
569
00:33:03,904 --> 00:33:05,906
Ну что ж, она пришла в этот зал...
570
00:33:06,156 --> 00:33:07,324
...и она заслуживает этого.
571
00:33:07,574 --> 00:33:09,743
Но ей нужно, чтобы именно вы вернули его ей.
572
00:33:09,993 --> 00:33:12,746
И для этого нужно только одно.
573
00:33:14,164 --> 00:33:16,583
Увидеть истину.
574
00:33:17,334 --> 00:33:18,668
Давайте представим кое-что.
575
00:33:18,919 --> 00:33:20,504
Представим, что мистер Кейдж прав.
576
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:22,506
Он неправ. Но представим, что прав
577
00:33:22,756 --> 00:33:26,343
Мой клиент женился на ней отчасти из-за денег.
И что из того?
578
00:33:26,593 --> 00:33:29,679
Люди женятся из-за денег каждый день. С каких
пор это стало постыдным?
579
00:33:30,263 --> 00:33:31,932
Для некоторых главное - внешность.
580
00:33:32,265 --> 00:33:34,100
Для других - религия.
581
00:33:34,351 --> 00:33:37,187
Некоторые выбирают душевные качества.
582
00:33:37,437 --> 00:33:40,023
И да, для некоторых главное - деньги.
583
00:33:40,273 --> 00:33:43,193
Это не официальный список, что хорошо и что плохо.
584
00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:45,695
А если бы и был...
585
00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:51,117
...Уэйн Киблер все равно прошел бы тест, потому
что он любил ее.
586
00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:54,287
Как она и подтвердила под присягой, они были замечательными
друзьями.
587
00:33:54,454 --> 00:33:57,707
Не было ничего притворного в том, как они просмеялись
всю ночь напролет.
588
00:33:57,958 --> 00:33:59,709
Это уже нечто, не так ли?
589
00:34:00,126 --> 00:34:03,129
Когда люди могут вместе смеяться, это что-то.
590
00:34:19,813 --> 00:34:22,482
Не знаю, почему мне нравиться все обдумывать имеено
здесь.
591
00:34:22,732 --> 00:34:26,820
Может, это самое подходящее помещение для большинства
моих "мыслей".
592
00:34:30,241 --> 00:34:32,409
Надо бы постучать.
593
00:34:32,659 --> 00:34:34,327
Какого...?!
594
00:34:34,578 --> 00:34:36,580
Какого черта ты здесь делаешь?
595
00:34:36,913 --> 00:34:40,167
Честно? Вообще-то я о тебе беспокоился.
596
00:34:40,834 --> 00:34:43,670
- Правда? - Да, разрывы бывают болезненными.
597
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,506
Увидел, что ты в туалете. И я подумал, "как
знать"?
598
00:34:48,091 --> 00:34:52,512
Если бы ты был нормальным психологом, позвонил
бы мне домой.
599
00:34:54,931 --> 00:34:57,350
Я не психолог. Я адвокат.
600
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,271
Что ты сказал?
601
00:35:01,855 --> 00:35:04,691
- Ты думала я психолог?
602
00:35:04,941 --> 00:35:07,194
- А-ага. - На двери написано "Адвокат".
603
00:35:07,527 --> 00:35:08,862
Ты адвокат?
604
00:35:09,696 --> 00:35:13,033
Тогда почему ты участвовал в обсуждении меня и
моего парня?
605
00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:16,870
Ты выглядела как будто тебе надо было поговорить.
606
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,872
Я хорошо умею слушать.
607
00:35:19,122 --> 00:35:21,875
Прямо на двери. "Адвокат". Так незаметно?
608
00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:24,461
Должен ли я добавить "Пошел в юридическую
школу. Продано"
609
00:35:24,711 --> 00:35:26,963
Не самый подходящий момент чтобы смеяться надо
мной, Ларри.
610
00:35:27,214 --> 00:35:30,550
Как ты посмел давать советы о моей личной жизни?
611
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,052
Потому что я адвокат.
612
00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:36,890
Как адвокаты, мы считаем, что урегулирование -
это хорошо.
613
00:35:37,057 --> 00:35:38,725
Мы урегулировали, мы празднуем.
614
00:35:38,975 --> 00:35:42,521
Ты собиралась урегулировать отношения и праздновать
свадьбу.
615
00:35:42,771 --> 00:35:43,813
Это не хорошо.
616
00:35:47,651 --> 00:35:49,277
Так или иначе...
617
00:35:50,737 --> 00:35:51,905
Ты в порядке?
618
00:35:52,489 --> 00:35:53,698
Да.
619
00:35:53,907 --> 00:35:57,577
Хорошо. Может встретимся в суде однажды.
620
00:35:59,412 --> 00:36:00,497
До встречи.
621
00:36:01,832 --> 00:36:03,250
До встречи.
622
00:36:14,761 --> 00:36:16,263
Что-то они быстро.
623
00:36:16,513 --> 00:36:19,599
Ну это же не дело об убийстве.
624
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,686
Хотя если бы у тебя были ножницы...
625
00:36:23,103 --> 00:36:24,855
Мистер Форман, что скажете?
626
00:36:25,689 --> 00:36:29,609
Мы, члены жюри, решением большинства девять против
трех...
627
00:36:29,943 --> 00:36:33,613
считаем, что брак Морин Рингер и Уэйна Киблера
628
00:36:33,864 --> 00:36:36,283
не может быть расторгнут путем аннулирования.
629
00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:39,327
Члены жюри, спасибо вам. Мы закончили.
630
00:36:39,578 --> 00:36:42,539
- Мне жаль. - Я не могу поверить.
631
00:36:45,292 --> 00:36:46,293
Морин?
632
00:36:47,169 --> 00:36:51,882
Теперь, когда ты обязана платить мне алименты,
я хочу тебе кое-что сказать:
633
00:36:52,132 --> 00:36:54,050
Мне они не нужны. Мне не нужно ни копейки.
634
00:36:54,301 --> 00:36:55,760
Что?
635
00:36:56,011 --> 00:36:58,722
Тогда зачем мы проходили через все это?
636
00:36:58,972 --> 00:37:01,057
Потому что ты бы не поверила тому что я скажу.
637
00:37:01,308 --> 00:37:05,312
Ты бы считала, что все это уловки чтобы получить
деньги.
638
00:37:05,478 --> 00:37:08,523
Я любил тебя. И хотел прожить всю жизнь с тобой.
639
00:37:08,732 --> 00:37:12,068
Но ты отвергла условия нашего брака, ты оттолкнула
меня.
640
00:37:12,319 --> 00:37:14,237
Потому что я хотела прикосновений.
641
00:37:14,488 --> 00:37:16,239
Я хотела немного страсти.
642
00:37:16,490 --> 00:37:18,575
Это не было основой наших отношений.
643
00:37:18,825 --> 00:37:21,077
И может быть здесь и было мошенничество,
644
00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:23,371
но не я совершил его.
645
00:37:29,753 --> 00:37:31,171
Что ж, давай.
646
00:37:31,421 --> 00:37:32,923
Идем.
647
00:37:33,089 --> 00:37:34,090
Куда?
648
00:37:34,424 --> 00:37:36,593
Я провожу тебя до дома.
649
00:38:31,398 --> 00:38:34,276
Может быть я разделю мою жизнь с кем-нибудь,
650
00:38:34,484 --> 00:38:35,902
может нет.
651
00:38:37,154 --> 00:38:38,989
Но правда в том...
652
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,325
...что когда я думаю о моментах одиночества...
653
00:38:42,742 --> 00:38:46,496
...там всегда кто-то сидит рядом со мной.
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