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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?
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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?
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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?
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? on the night we kissed
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? and I can't remember
what I ever did before ?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? and there ain't no nothin' ?
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? we can't love
each other through ?
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? ooh-hoo
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? sha-la-la-la.
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Oh, Steven, I got
those lists you wanted.
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Steven: Thanks.
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This one is
private contributors.
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Hmm. This one here is
government grants.
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If Reagan cuts back any more,
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the white house won't be
eligible to get our magazine.
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Hey, this will get us off
to a good start.
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Here's a check for $500
from Dennis Ellway.
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Uh-huh.
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Why aren't you excited?
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He sends us a check
for $500 every week.
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They always bounce.
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Oh. What do you want me
to do with it?
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Deposit it. Maybe this time
we'll get lucky.
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Well, I guess this is one part
of public-broadcasting life
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you won't miss, huh, Arthur?
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Oh, I don't know...
After 14 years,
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you get used to begging
and groveling
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it becomes a way of life.
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Oh. Hi, kids.
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Where you been? Down the hall.
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Alex stopped off to watch
"wall street week."
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Oh, how was it?
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Well, I found it
a little simplistic,
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but I guess it's okay
for your average broker.
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Mallory, look at you!
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You're getting cuter every day.
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Oh, you're just saying that,
uncle Arthur.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, he is. Shut up, Alex.
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Steven, congratulate me.
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I just talked Wincott Industries
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into donating $5,000
to the station.
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How did you get that money
out of Wincott?
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Arthur's been after him
for years.
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I explained the tax
and public relations benefits
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to Mr. Wincott,
and he bought it.
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I was beautiful. I was gorgeous.
I was sensational.
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And modest.
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No, I wasn't modest.
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I did have to buy him
six Martinis
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and promised that you'd give
his wife some airtime
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for a Latin club.
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Her Latin club?
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Yeah. They come out,
they conjugate a few verbs.
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Veni, vidi, vici,
e pluribus unum,
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and they're gone.
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That's crazy, Richard.
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You're always talking about
originating local programming.
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Here's your opportunity.
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Arthur, talk to him.
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What can I say, Steven?
That's not my job anymore.
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Excuse me, Arthur.
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Steven, Mr. Wincott
is waiting in your office.
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He wanted to tell you personally
how happy he is
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to be involved
with the PBS station.
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No problem, Steven. I'll take
care of things down here.
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Steven, let me tell you
how persuasive I was.
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That's okay.
Please! Please! Please!
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That's Alex in 10 years.
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Hello.
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Oh, good.
I'll send someone down.
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Uh, Alex,
would you mind going over
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and picking up these clips
of these shows?
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We're doing a retrospective
of the last 15 years.
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Sure, I'll handle it.
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Those film cans are very heavy.
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Jennifer,
maybe you should do it.
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Okay, we'll all go help.
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Hey, you don't all have to go.
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Oh, I'll stay here and help
with the phone campaign.
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I love to talk on the phone.
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Mallory, don't forget.
This is business.
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Yeah. Don't start gossiping
with any of the donors.
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Well, do you want me to...
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To start organizing
some numbers or... or call or...
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I'm sorry I'm staring, Mallory.
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I just can't get over
how fast time has flown by.
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How old are you now?
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15.
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No. You can't be.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure.
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Oh, you've become a...
Such a beautiful girl.
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Or should I say young woman?
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Girl. Girl.
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Young girl.
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It's wonderful to see you
growing up,
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becoming such a beautiful
young lady.
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Uh... Thank you.
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Now, do you want me
to start calling
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or should I handle
incoming calls?
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Oh, no, no. That can wait.
I haven't seen you in ages.
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Now, before we start working,
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why don't you give
your uncle Arthur a hug?
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Sure.
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Arthur.
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How did we do today, honey?
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Not bad.
We got pledges for $7,500.
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Is that counting the money
from Dennis Ellway?
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Uh, no. Including his money,
we have $87,000.
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Alex, I want to talk to you.
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I need your advice on something.
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It's really serious.
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Your hair looks great.
Can I go now?
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Alex, I mean it.
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It's just...
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I've got a problem.
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We all know that, Mallory,
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but admitting it
is the first step.
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Alex, stop it.
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Mallory, what is it?
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Well, this problem...
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Uh, see, it's kind of
in the neighborhood of sex.
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"The neighborhood of sex"?
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What, are we talking
central-downtown sex
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or is this a suburb of sex?
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I'm not sure.
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Mallory, didn't they show you
that film in hygiene class?
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You know, the one
with the baby chickies?
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Alex, times have changed.
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They show us one
with the baby babies.
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You sure that, uh,
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I'm the one you want to
talk to about this?
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I mean, I'm your brother.
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You don't want to reveal
anything too personal to me.
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Look, I'll go outside
and get a stranger.
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Alex, cut it out!
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This is really hard for me.
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I'm sorry, Mallory.
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What's wrong?
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Well, down at the station
after everyone else left,
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I was alone with Arthur, and...
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Well, I think
he made a pass at me.
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Arthur?
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Uncle Arthur?
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Come on. He's known you
since you were born.
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He used to bathe you
when you were a baby.
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I think he wants
his old job back.
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I can't... I can't believe this.
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There has to be
some reasonable explanation.
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There might be.
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Like I said, I'm not sure
it was a pass, but...
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What exactly did he do?
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Well, he held my hands,
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and, uh...
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He gave me a kiss
and then a hug.
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He's friendly, Mallory.
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He hugged me real tight.
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He's a warm person.
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And then he patted me
on the behind.
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Doesn't mean anything.
Ballplayers do it all the time.
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I'd understand
if I'd just hit a home run.
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He thinks you're cute,
that's all.
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Look, uncle Arthur just wouldn't
do something like that.
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Are you sure? I'm positive.
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Good.
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I've never been so happy
to be wrong about something
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in my life.
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I feel terrible
that I even suspected him.
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Don't feel bad about it.
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It's easy to misinterpret
other people's actions,
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especially in these days
of ambiguous sexual roles.
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Yeah, I guess that's what I did.
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Well, it happens to all of us.
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First time a girl kissed me
good night
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I thought
she was in love with me.
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Now I realize sometimes
they kiss me good night
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to stop me from talking.
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Alex, thanks a lot.
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You've really been supportive
and understanding.
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It's kind of a nice surprise,
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since you're usually
such a creep.
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Thanks, Mallory.
It means a lot to me.
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"Hi. I'm Steven Keaton.
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"I'm the general manager
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"of your Public
Television Station, WKS.
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"We desperately need your help.
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"If each one of you could
just look into your hearts
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and then reach into your...
Pocketbook, we may..."
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hold... hold it...
Hold it right there, dad.
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That approach is all wrong.
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What's wrong with it?
I wrote it.
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Well, you sound desperate.
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Nobody's gonna
want to give you money
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if you sound like
you really need it.
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Well, I thought it sounded okay.
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Don't patronize him.
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No, I mean it.
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Your father is a terrific
spokesman for the station.
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He's warm, he's appealing...
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Arthur, really, it's getting late.
Give me a break. Come on.
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Quiet, kids. Your uncle Arthur
has the floor.
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Go on, Arthur. As I recall,
your last words were, uh,
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"warm and appealing."
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May I be excused?
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I have a feeling
this could get sticky.
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You can help me get dessert.
If you'd like.
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Can I help too? Sure.
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Uh, Steven, I'm gonna need
your help to get the tray down.
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Ah. Warm and appealing.
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Uh, Mallory,
could you wait a second?
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Uh, no, I don't think I can.
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See, everybody has to carry
their own desserts. House rules.
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I just want to talk to you
about yesterday.
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Yesterday?
Yes. Down at the station?
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Uh, the station.
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Yeah, that was fun
stuffing those envelopes...
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I'm not talking about envelopes.
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Well, what else is there?
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Let's be honest, Mallory.
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When I gave you that big hug,
you thought I was...
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Well, making a pass at you,
didn't you?
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Well, maybe.
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I thought so.
I'm so glad I brought it up.
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It's just that I was so happy
to see you,
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I gave you a big hug,
that's all.
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I mean, I'm sorry if you thought
it was too big.
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I didn't, really.
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Look, I want you to know that
I think of you only in one way,
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and that's as little Mallory.
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And all I want is for you
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to think of me
as your uncle Arthur.
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That's all I want, too. Good.
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So if I did anything
to make you think of me
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in any other way, I'm sorry.
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Well, I apologize
for jumping to any conclusions.
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Your apology
is totally unnecessary.
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So is yours. No hard feelings?
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No hard feelings, no.
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"And, uh, so if you, uh,
feel like giving, give.
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If you don't, don't."
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I think you've gone too far
the other way now.
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Now you're too low-pressure.
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Kids, what do you think?
You think it's too long?
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I don't know.
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Are they gonna validate parking
down at the station?
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Maybe you're right.
I'll keep working on it.
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Oh, by the way,
I thought I'd throw in
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a few nice words about Arthur
since he is leaving and all.
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Make a speech
about Arthur on TV?
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Uh, sure. Kind of
a going-away present.
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He'll get a kick out of it,
and I think he deserves
258
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a little attention, don't you?
259
00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,430
I know he wants some.
260
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,760
"Arthur Press is a man
we can all be proud of.
261
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,160
A man who works hard
and plays hard."
262
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,660
Uh, dad, I don't know
about that last line.
263
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,660
Oh, what's wrong with it?
264
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,560
Well, I just don't think anybody
cares how hard Arthur plays.
265
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,430
I know I don't. Well, okay.
266
00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:15,100
Maybe you're right.
267
00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,760
"Arthur's kindness,
his warmth, and his sincerity
268
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,100
"are an inspiration.
269
00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:21,260
"He's a man who has helped
all of us at the station
270
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"feel like we're not
just co-workers,
271
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,760
"we're one big happy family.
272
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,760
You can always count on Arthur
for a smile or a hug."
273
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,260
That's true.
274
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:34,760
"So, Arthur, it is with sadness
that I say adieu.
275
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,100
"But I know that
at WGGK they'll say
276
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:41,760
howdy-do to you."
277
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,360
Well? Well, what do you think?
278
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,830
It's nice.
It... it's a little long.
279
00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:56,000
Oh, well, okay, okay.
This isn't the final draft.
280
00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,000
I'll, uh,
make it a little shorter.
281
00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:00,400
I've already cut out
half the speech.
282
00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:03,900
You did say some
very nice things though, Steven.
283
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,130
Thanks a lot.
284
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,300
I'll try to think
of some shorter nice things now.
285
00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:10,300
Okay, guys,
you got a kitchen to clean.
286
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,960
We've got a lot of dirty dishes.
287
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,630
Jennifer,
you want to wash or dry?
288
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:18,130
I'll dry.
There's more dignity to drying.
289
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,000
Guys? Uh, mom, Alex and I
will be right with you.
290
00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:23,160
We're going to, uh,
straighten up in here.
291
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,500
What are you talking about?
It's...
292
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:27,160
Everything's okay. It's fine!
293
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,260
We're gonna clean up this mess.
294
00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:33,800
Mallory, what's going on?
295
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:35,130
It's uncle Arthur.
296
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,460
He kissed me, Alex,
on the lips. Hard.
297
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,900
They don't do that when
you hit a home run, do they?
298
00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:42,230
Not usually, no.
299
00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:45,330
Close game. World series.
300
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,930
All right. All right. I admit
there's a problem here.
301
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,460
Help me, Alex.
I don't know what to do.
302
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,800
All right, Mallory.
Just don't worry.
303
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:54,630
Let's work this out logically.
304
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:57,460
Important thing is
you're okay, right?
305
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,460
I guess so, yeah.
306
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,960
Okay, okay. So, what do we know?
307
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,530
We know you're okay,
and uncle Arthur isn't, right?
308
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,760
So it's one-one.
309
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,200
Alex, you're not helping.
310
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:06,360
I'm trying. I'm... I'm trying.
311
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,030
Can you try harder? Okay.
312
00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:10,030
I think the thing to do is...
313
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,360
I-I mean... I mean,
this is just my opinion,
314
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,030
but I think
it's the right thing to do.
315
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,360
What? Talk to your mother.
316
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,060
Alex, no! Mom! Come here, quick!
317
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,060
What's wrong?
318
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,900
Mallory wants to talk to you.
319
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,160
I'd, uh, stay, Mallory,
320
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,160
but I think you'd be
more comfortable if I left.
321
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,560
I know I would.
322
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,930
What's up?
323
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,260
Mom, don't get mad at me
for saying this,
324
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,630
but uncle Arthur
made a pass at me.
325
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:37,830
Arthur? Are you sure?
326
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,400
Mom, I'm positive.
327
00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:42,100
Mallory,
when you say a "pass"...
328
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,560
I mean, a pass,
with his hands and his lips.
329
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,900
He did it twice...
Once down at the station,
330
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,660
and then again last night
while you were in the kitchen.
331
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,130
Did he hurt you?
332
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,800
No, but he scared me.
333
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:58,200
Mom, I'm so embarrassed.
334
00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:59,530
Oh, honey,
you shouldn't be embarrassed.
335
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,860
You didn't do anything wrong.
336
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,360
I just...
337
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,200
I can't understand why he would
do something like this.
338
00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:07,360
No, neither can I.
339
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,130
But you can bet we'll find out
when we talk to him.
340
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,960
Talk to him?
341
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,800
Oh, mom, I couldn't do that.
342
00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:16,060
Can't we just pretend
this never happened?
343
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,230
No, honey, no.
That's one thing we can't do.
344
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,560
These things happen too often
345
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,600
to pretend
that they don't exist.
346
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,360
Did it ever happen to you?
347
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,200
Uh, y-yes, it did.
348
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:29,960
Uh, a friend of the family,
well, grabbed me one time.
349
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,900
Well, what did you do?
350
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,730
Went upstairs,
put on "American Bandstand,"
351
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,760
and did the twist.
352
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,460
I was confused.
I was embarrassed.
353
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,130
I-I thought maybe
it was my fault.
354
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,930
I thought maybe I'd
misinterpreted what he did.
355
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,660
And even if he really
meant to do it,
356
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,500
what good was telling anybody
gonna do?
357
00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:54,560
That's how I feel.
358
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,130
How can I accuse him
of being so rotten
359
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,400
after all the wonderful things
360
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,400
he's done for me over the years?
361
00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:00,460
Mallory, listen to me.
362
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,860
You don't want him
to do it to you again,
363
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,460
and you don't want him to do it
to any other girls, do you?
364
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,960
Okay, I guess you're right.
365
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,860
But, I mean, he's such
a good friend of dad's.
366
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,530
I-I'm not saying
this is gonna be easy.
367
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,360
Uh, maybe it would be better
if it's me that talks to Arthur
368
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,860
instead of your dad.
369
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,530
But one thing I'm sure of,
this...
370
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,860
This thing is gonna be
taken care of, okay?
371
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,130
Okay.
372
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,460
I've come up
with a new approach.
373
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,500
Who wants to hear a few
nice words about Arthur?
374
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,830
Okay, I'll shorten it some more.
375
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,160
About three minutes to go,
Steve.
376
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,000
I thought I had more time. No.
377
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:44,830
They're just finishing up
on that documentary,
378
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:49,000
"fertilizer: Your silent
friend in the garden."
379
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:52,100
It should be a big
ratings-grabber, that one.
380
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:53,600
You never know.
381
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,930
Yeah, that was Arthur's baby,
his last hurrah.
382
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,400
Gives you a good idea
why he's moving on.
383
00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,730
Wait a minute, Richard.
384
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,960
I agree that people with, uh,
less than 60 acres
385
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,800
may find this one a little slow,
386
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,460
but there's something to
remember about Arthur Press...
387
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,030
He was there at the beginning,
388
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:11,700
when public broadcasting
was just a baby.
389
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,700
And so were you.
390
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,630
He, uh,
deserves a little respect.
391
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,800
Save it for the speech, Steve.
392
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,400
Two minutes.
393
00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:20,400
Hey, dad, I just wanted to come
and wish you luck.
394
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,560
Oh, Alex, thanks.
I appreciate it.
395
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,230
I'll be up here answering phones
if you need me.
396
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,900
Uh, I-i can start off
in one of two ways, Alex,
397
00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:28,560
with a history of the station
398
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,430
or, uh, maybe I should start
with a direct appeal for money.
399
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:33,430
After the show that's on right now?
Yeah.
400
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,560
I'd start with an alarm clock.
401
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,560
Oh, hi, sweetheart.
402
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,730
Hi. Now, remember, dad.
403
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,560
When you're making your speech,
404
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,900
be humble,
but try to maintain your pride.
405
00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,430
I'll do my best.
406
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,600
Here's a kiss for good luck.
Oh, thank you, sweetie.
407
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,430
Oh, how about you two?
A little kiss for luck?
408
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,230
I got a warmer greeting
at my army physical.
409
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,460
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Turn to the left and cough.
410
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,630
Good luck. Thanks.
411
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,160
You seen Arthur?
412
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,060
No, but he should be out here
any minute.
413
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,730
Well, when you see him, would
tell him I want to talk to him?
414
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,730
It's very important.
Sure. Anything wrong?
415
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,460
No! No.
416
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,130
About 30 seconds, Steve.
Okay, thank you.
417
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,630
You know, Steven,
418
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:20,000
I've seen that fertilizer film
a hundred times.
419
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,830
And every time,
I find something new in it,
420
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,700
some little Pearl of Wisdom.
421
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:27,430
Yeah, it's hard to watch it
and not cry.
422
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,600
Hello, Arthur. Hello, Elyse.
423
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,960
I want to talk to you.
424
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,460
I want to talk to you
about Mallory.
425
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,130
Thank you, very much.
426
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,130
Great, beautiful.
Mallory told me something.
427
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,800
Thank you. You got it?
Good. Marvelous.
428
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,330
You're on, Steve.
429
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,500
Hello, I'm Steven Keaton,
430
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,830
general manager of WKS.
431
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:47,330
Welcome to pledge week.
432
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,660
For those of you who
have just finished viewing
433
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:54,000
"fertilizer: Your silent
friend in the garden,"
434
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:56,160
what can I say?
435
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,330
I'm sorry.
436
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,500
I-I-i-i mean I'm sorry
that we won't be able to
437
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,330
continue to bring you
that type of quality,
438
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,400
as well as "Sesame Street,"
"Masterpiece Theatre,".
439
00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,560
"American Playhouse"
and all the rest,
440
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:10,060
unless you help us
and help us now with money.
441
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,560
Our courteous, efficient,
and friendly secretaries
442
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,900
are standing by.
443
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:20,060
I'd like to introduce my wife,
Elyse Keaton.
444
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,730
This is Arthur Press,
445
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,900
a man whose name is
synonymous with WKS. Hi.
446
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:26,060
You're not gonna get away with
this, buddy! You understand?!
447
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,060
In... in fact, not only is his
name synonymous, it rhymes.
448
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,730
You just can't do this.
Arthur Press. WKS.
449
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,560
What's going on? Nothing.
450
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,730
It's not nothing! Can't it wait?
451
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,400
Steven, Arthur tried to
seduce our daughter!
452
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:40,100
Aah!
453
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,030
We'll be right back.
454
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,600
Arthur, I just have
one little question.
455
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:57,960
What, Steve?
456
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,700
Can you think of one reason
why I shouldn't kill you?
457
00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:03,600
Because it didn't happen
like that, Steven.
458
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,900
Then why don't you tell us
exactly what happened?
459
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:07,900
I don't remember exactly,
but you know me.
460
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,400
I'm an affectionate guy.
461
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:12,300
Sometimes when I talk to people,
I touch them.
462
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:15,260
With your lips?
463
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:19,430
Look, uh, it might have...
464
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,800
Okay, it did happen.
465
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:27,730
I don't know what got into me.
I'm sorry. I really am.
466
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,730
You're sorry? Arthur,
do you think that's enough?
467
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,560
I don't know what else
to say, Elyse.
468
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,400
I don't understand
what's happening to me.
469
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:37,400
Ever since Elizabeth and I
split up,
470
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,060
I've been acting crazy.
471
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,560
Dressing like a teenager,
472
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,730
touching up what's left
of my hair.
473
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,560
Other people get divorced.
Other people get older.
474
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,500
And they don't do what you did.
475
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,660
I don't know what came over me.
476
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,000
It was an uncontrollable
impulse,
477
00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:50,630
a one-in-a-million thing.
478
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,130
It happened twice.
479
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,400
Okay, twice in a million.
480
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:57,230
We were like family, Arthur.
481
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,400
I didn't want to hurt her.
482
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:02,330
Ah, but you did.
483
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,460
I know.
484
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:08,230
I've been screwing up everything
in my life these days.
485
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,700
I had it once, remember, Steve?
486
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,260
I was the guy who said,
487
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,330
"Sesame Street...
Let's go with it."
488
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,700
First time I saw Big Bird,
I said, "that bird's a star."
489
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,630
I never liked Mr. Rogers,
though.
490
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,500
Why can't he change his shoes
before the show?
491
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,560
Arthur...
492
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,830
Why don't you stop thinking
about yourself for a minute?
493
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,700
Think about what you did
to that little girl.
494
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,360
You're right.
495
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,360
I guess I've got a big problem.
496
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,560
You better get yourself
some professional help, Arthur.
497
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,460
Yeah, I guess I better.
498
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,960
Hey, Steve.
You still work at this station?
499
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,300
What is it, Richard?
500
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:46,800
We're... we're...
We're busy, here.
501
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,160
Oh, I'm sorry. I-i don't mean
to get nitpicky, Steve,
502
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,500
but we're doing a live
television show out there.
503
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,330
The phones are ringing
off the hook,
504
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,630
and for the past half-hour
505
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:58,760
we've been featuring a slide
of Woody Hayes' house at dusk.
506
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,560
What about the band?
Can't they play?
507
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,600
The band didn't show up.
The bus broke down.
508
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,500
Well... Hum something, then.
509
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,230
I've been humming
for 20 minutes.
510
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,830
My gums are bleeding.
511
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:11,160
I've got another 28 hours
to kill out there,
512
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,900
and right now, we've got Jennifer
out there twirling a Baton.
513
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:17,130
Well, she's good at that!
She can twirl for hours!
514
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:22,400
Jennifer: Sorry!
515
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:25,430
Okay, okay, okay, we're coming.
Thank you.
516
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:30,060
Dad, aren't you going to...
517
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,560
Hello, Mallory.
518
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,730
I thought my father...
519
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,460
I mean, they really
need to, uh...
520
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,460
Mallory, wait.
521
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,130
I'm sorry.
522
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,660
No, it's more than that.
523
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:48,130
I'm embarrassed. I'm ashamed.
524
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,500
How could you do that to me?
525
00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:53,500
I don't know.
I've got a problem.
526
00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,700
I have to go get some help.
527
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,700
Look, I-i don't expect you
to forgive me,
528
00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:00,000
and I don't know whether things
529
00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:02,560
will ever be the same
between us,
530
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,300
but I hope someday I can be
your uncle Arthur again.
531
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:16,460
Well, maybe someday.
532
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,500
Mallory, what...
533
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:25,500
Dad, we were just talking.
534
00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:28,360
He apologized. I'm okay.
535
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,130
I'm so sorry this thing
happened, Mallory.
536
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:38,560
Why did he do it, huh?
537
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,400
I don't know.
I don't think he knows.
538
00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:43,730
Hey, Steve, I got you penciled
in for a speech, buddy.
539
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,230
See? "8:00-8:15...
Steve speaks."
540
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:49,730
Richard.
541
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,600
Okay.
542
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,700
Go make your speech.
I'm fine, really.
543
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:57,030
You could have come to me
right away, Mallory.
544
00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:58,630
Maybe I could have helped.
545
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,930
Arthur's your good friend.
546
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,830
You're my daughter.
547
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:06,000
Nothing's more important
than my family.
548
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:09,730
Not my work,
not my friends. Nothing.
549
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,630
It's okay.
550
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,200
You used to tell me everything.
551
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:24,300
I'm older now. It's not as easy.
552
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:27,960
I love you, dad.
553
00:23:29,530 --> 00:23:33,200
I love you, too.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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1 сезон 6 серия
«Обними дядюшку Артура»
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Стивен, я принёс списки.
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Спасибо.
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Это – частные инвестиции.
Это – государственные субсидии.
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Если Рейган ещё урежет расходы
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Белый дом не сможет
позволить себе нашу подписку.
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А вот и неплохое начало.
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Чек на 500 долларов
от Дэнниса Эллвея.
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Ага.
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А где твой восторг?
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Он присылает чеки каждую
неделю. Это пустышка.
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И что мне с ним делать?
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Попробуй обналичить.
Вдруг повезёт?
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Думаю, ты пропустишь
эту часть жизни общественного
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- ...телевидения, а, Артур?
- Даже не знаю.
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После 14-ти лет поборов и
унижений это входит в привычку.
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Привет, дети.
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- Где вы были?
- В вестибюле.
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Алекса было не оторвать
от шоу "Уолл-стрит Уик".
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И как тебе?
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Немного примитивно,
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но для брокеров средней руки –
самое то.
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Мэллори, только посмотрите!
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Хорошеешь с каждым днём.
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Да ладно вам, дядя Артур.
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Нет, серьёзно.
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- Он шутит.
- Умолкни, Алекс.
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Стивен, поздравьте меня.
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Я только что выбил 5000
от Винкотт Индастрис.
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Как тебе удалось
раскрутить Винкотт?
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Артур 100 лет их уговаривал.
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Я объяснил налоговую выгоду
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мистеру Винкотту,
и он согласился.
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Я был хорош. Я был неотразим.
Я был великолепен.
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И скромен.
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Нет, я не скромничал.
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Придётся купить ему 6 мартини
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и дать время в эфире его жене
с её "Латинским клубом".
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Латинским клубом?
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00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,930
Да, они просто выйдут, скажут...
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"вени, види, вичи,
э плурибус унум", и уйдут.
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00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:47,260
Это безумие, Ричард.
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Вы всегда хотели больше
местных программ. Вот оно!
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Артур, будь добр.
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Увы, Стивен, теперь
это не моя работа.
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Прошу прощения.
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Стивен, мистер Винкотт
у вас в офисе.
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Он лично хочет выразить
благодарность вам и всей WKS.
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00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:04,000
Нет проблем, Стивен.
Я всё улажу.
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Я расскажу, как я всё устроил.
52
00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,060
- Не стоит.
- Прошу! Пожалуйста!
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00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,430
Это Алекс через 10 лет.
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Алле.
55
00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,000
Хорошо, я пошлю кого-нибудь.
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00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:22,000
Алекс, будь добр, сходи принеси
вот эти отрывки программ.
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00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:24,360
Сделаем обзор
за последние 15 лет.
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- Да, конечно.
- Катушки могут быть тяжёлыми.
59
00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,460
Дженнифер, может, ты сходишь?
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00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:32,300
Мы все сходим.
61
00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:34,360
Не надо идти всем.
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Я останусь и помогу с телефонами.
Люблю по ним поболтать.
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Мэллори, не забывай,
это работа.
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00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:43,360
Да, не сплетничай
с инвесторами.
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00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:53,360
И, что мне делать?
Позвонить кому-то или...
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00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,830
Все не нагляжусь на тебя.
Не верится, как летит время.
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00:03:57,860 --> 00:03:59,500
Сколько тебе?
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00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,500
15.
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00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:02,460
Не может быть.
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Я почти уверена.
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00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:07,700
Ты стала...
Такой красивой девушкой.
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00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,360
Или молодой женщиной?
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00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:14,360
Девушкой. Девушкой.
Молодой девушкой.
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Приятно смотреть, как ты растёшь,
превращаясь в юную леди.
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Э... Спасибо.
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00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:24,030
Так мне принимать звонки,
или самой звонить?
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Это подождёт.
Мы же так давно не виделись.
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00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:28,200
Пока мы не приступили
к работе,
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может, обнимешь
своего дядюшку Артура?
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Конечно.
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00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:37,100
Артур.
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Как у нас дела, милый?
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00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:55,130
Неплохо, собрали
заверений на 7.000.
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00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,000
Считая деньги Дэнниса Эллвея?
85
00:04:57,050 --> 00:05:01,430
Нет. С его деньгами у нас 87.000.
86
00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,230
Алекс, можно с тобой
поговорить?
87
00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:08,810
Мне нужен твой совет.
Это очень серьёзно.
88
00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:10,970
Твоя причёска в порядке.
Что-то ещё?
89
00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:16,860
Алекс, серьёзно.
У меня... проблема.
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00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,360
Мы все это знаем, Мэллори,
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00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,290
но признание проблемы –
это первый шаг.
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00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:23,330
Алекс, хватит.
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00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,830
Ладно, в чём дело?
94
00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:31,830
Эта проблема...
близко связана с темой секса.
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00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,160
"Близко связана"?
96
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Насколько близко? Центр города
или только городские окраины?
97
00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:41,840
Точно не знаю.
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00:05:41,890 --> 00:05:44,830
Мэллори, вам что, не показывали
фильм на биологии?
99
00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:47,010
Тот, что с цыплятами.
100
00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:52,030
Алекс, всё поменялось.
Теперь показывают с людьми.
101
00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,360
Ты уверена, что говоришь
именно с тем человеком?
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Я твой брат.
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00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:59,450
Ты же не хочешь рассказать
мне что-то личное.
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00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,330
Такие вещи лучше обсуждать
с незнакомцем.
105
00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,160
Алекс, прекрати уже!
106
00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,520
Это не просто.
107
00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:11,100
Извини, Мэллори.
108
00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:12,760
Что случилось?
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Сегодня на станции,
когда вы все ушли,
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00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,960
я осталась одна с Артуром, и...
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00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,300
Он стал клеиться ко мне.
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00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:27,200
Артур?
113
00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:28,700
Дядя Артур?
114
00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:31,200
Да ладно, он же знает
тебя с рождения.
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00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:33,530
Он нянчился с тобой,
когда ты была маленькой.
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00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,230
Похоже, он снова не прочь
со мной понянчиться.
117
00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:41,400
Этого не может быть.
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00:06:41,430 --> 00:06:44,190
Этому должно быть
разумное объяснение.
119
00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,130
Возможно. Я в этом
не очень уверена, но...
120
00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,830
Что именно он сделал?
121
00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:59,830
Он взял меня за руки, потом...
поцеловал и обнял.
122
00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:03,230
Это простое дружелюбие.
123
00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,900
- Он сильно меня обнял.
- Он искренний человек.
124
00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:08,460
И шлёпнул меня по пятой точке.
125
00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:12,730
Ничего не значит.
Бейсболисты постоянно так делают.
126
00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,240
Я не выбивала победный мяч.
127
00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:18,300
Он просто считает тебя милой.
128
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Дядя Артур не стал бы
делать ничего такого.
129
00:07:21,730 --> 00:07:24,560
- Уверен?
- На все сто!
130
00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,030
Хорошо.
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00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:30,700
Никогда ещё так не была
рада своей ошибке.
132
00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:33,260
Это ужасно,
что я его заподозрила.
133
00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:34,600
Не переживай.
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00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:37,600
Иногда поступки людей
можно понять неправильно,
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00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:42,230
особенно в наши дни, когда
стираются все стереотипы.
136
00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:44,930
- Я просто неверно это поняла.
- С каждым может быть.
137
00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,930
Когда девушка впервые поцеловала
меня, я решил, что она влюбилась.
138
00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:53,800
Сейчас я понимаю, что они целуют
меня, чтобы я замолчал.
139
00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:59,560
Спасибо, Алекс.
Ты, правда, мне очень помог.
140
00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:03,420
Что удивительно,
ведь обычно ты такой эгоист.
141
00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:06,000
Спасибо, Мэллори.
Приятно такое услышать.
142
00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:10,650
Здравствуйте, я Стивен Китон.
143
00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:16,150
Руководитель службы
общественного вещания.
144
00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,980
Мы отчаянно нуждаемся
в вашей помощи.
145
00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:22,650
Если бы каждый из вас
заглянул в свои сердца,
146
00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,150
а после открыл бы свою...
чековую книжку...
147
00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:28,310
Подожди. Остановись пап.
148
00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:30,310
Это неправильный подход.
149
00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:31,680
Что не так?
Это я написала.
150
00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,000
Звучит как-то отчаянно.
151
00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:36,480
Никто не даст тебе денег,
если говорить как нищий.
152
00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:39,380
Я думаю, это звучит верно.
153
00:08:39,410 --> 00:08:41,650
Не надо его защищать.
154
00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,310
Нет, серьёзно.
155
00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:48,250
Твой отец отличный оратор.
Он пылок, он обаятелен...
156
00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,910
Да ладно вам, уже поздно.
157
00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:53,080
Тихо, дети.
Слово у дядюшки Артура.
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Продолжай, Артур.
Ты остановился на...
159
00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:57,410
Пылкий и обаятельный.
160
00:08:57,450 --> 00:08:59,210
Прошу прощения.
161
00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,110
Тут становится липко.
162
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,450
Поможешь мне с десертом.
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00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,750
Я тоже помогу.
164
00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:06,750
Стивен, вытащи противень,
пожалуйста.
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Пылко и обаятельно...
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Мэллори,
можешь задержаться?
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Нет, не думаю.
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У нас в доме каждый сам
берёт свой десерт.
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Хочу поговорить
о вчерашнем.
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- О чём?
- Помнишь, на станции?
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Станции...
Да, все эти звонки...
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Я не о звонках.
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А о чём же?
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Мэллори, будем честны.
Когда я обнял тебя, ты решила...
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что я к тебе клеюсь, так?
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Возможно.
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Так и думал.
Хорошо, что мы говорим об этом.
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Я просто был очень рад тебя видеть
и крепко обнял, ничего больше.
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Извини, если ты подумала
что-то другое.
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Я не думала, правда.
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Знай, что для меня есть
только малютка Мэллори.
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А для тебя есть только
дядюшка Артур.
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- Я это знаю!
- Хорошо.
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И если что-то вызвало
у тебя сомнения – прости.
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Извините, что я поторопилась
с выводами.
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Твои извинения
совершенно излишни.
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- Как и ваши.
- Без обид?
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Без обид, да.
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И если чувствуете, что
можете дать, – давайте.
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А если нет – не давайте.
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Сейчас ты ударился
в другую крайность.
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Слишком мало давления.
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Дети, что скажете?
Не длинновато?
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Не знаю.
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Они смогут продлить
парковку у станции?
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Вы правы.
Нужно слегка доработать.
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Да, кстати.
Думаю, не помешает
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вставить пару слов об Артуре,
раз уж он покидает нас.
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Рассказать об Артуре
по телевизору?
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Да, как прощальный подарок.
Ему понравится.
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Он заслужил немного
внимания, как думаете?
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Это точно.
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Артур Пресс – человек,
которым мы все гордимся.
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Который умеет и поработать,
и отдохнуть.
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Пап, последняя строчка
как-то не звучит.
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Что с ней не так?
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Кому какое дело,
как отдыхает Артур?
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Действительно.
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Наверное, ты прав.
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Его доброта, искренность
и честность воодушевляют.
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Благодаря Артуру,
все мы на станции
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ощутили себя
не просто сослуживцами,
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а большой и дружной семьёй.
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Артур не откажет вам
ни в улыбке, ни в объятии.
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Это точно.
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Ты был один из нас Артур,
от всех нас – уважуха.
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И на прощанье скажем мы тебе:
"Покедово, братуха".
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Ну? Что думаете?
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Мило.
Слегка затянуто.
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А, понятно.
Это пока что черновик.
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Уберу пару слов. Я и так уже
убрал половину речи.
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Стивен, ты очень
хорошо всё сказал.
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Это точно.
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Буду думать, как сказать
всё хорошо, но короче.
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Так, дети.
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Пора убираться на кухне.
У нас гора немытой посуды.
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Дженнифер, будешь
мыть или вытирать?
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Вытирать.
В этом больше благородства.
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Мам, мы с Алексом скоро придём.
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Сначала наведём порядок здесь.
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О чём ты?
Тут и так всё блестит.
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Мы уберём этот бардак.
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Мэллори, в чём дело?
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В дяде Артуре.
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Алекс, он поцеловал
меня в губы. Сильно.
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В бейсболе такого
ведь не делают?
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Обычно, нет.
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Финальная игра
в мировой серии.
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Ладно, ладно.
Надо признать – это проблема.
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Помоги мне, Алекс.
Я не знаю, что делать.
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Так, Мэллори, успокойся.
Давай рассуждать логически.
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Главное, что ты в порядке, так?
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Вроде бы, да.
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Так, хорошо. Что мы знаем?
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Что ты в порядке,
а дядя Артур – нет, так?
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Один – один.
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Алекс, это не помощь!
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Я стараюсь, стараюсь.
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- Старайся лучше.
- Так. Я думаю нужно...
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Это, конечно,
только моё мнение,
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Но думаю, что это правильно.
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- Что?
- Расскажи всё маме.
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Мам, иди сюда! Быстрее!
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Что случилось?
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Мэллори нужно
поговорить с тобой.
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Я бы остался, но, думаю,
без меня тебе будет удобнее.
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Мне-то точно.
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Что такое?
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Мам, не сердись,
что я так говорю,
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но дядя Артур
приставал ко мне.
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Артур? Ты уверена?
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Уверена.
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Мэллори,
говоря "приставал"...
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Распускал руки и губы.
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Дважды...
Вчера на станции,
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и сегодня вечером,
когда вы были на кухне.
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Он сделал тебе больно?
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Нет, но очень напугал.
Мам, мне так стыдно.
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Милая, тебе нечего стесняться.
Ты ни в чём не виновата.
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Я просто не могу понять,
зачем он так сделал.
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Я тоже.
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Но мы это точно узнаем,
когда поговорим с ним.
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Поговорим?
Мам, я не могу.
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Давай притворимся,
что ничего не было.
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Нет, милая.
Ни в коем случае.
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Такое происходит слишком часто,
чтобы закрывать на это глаза.
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И с тобой такое было?
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Да, было.
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Друг семьи, однажды он
стал приставать ко мне.
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И что ты сделала?
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Убежала наверх, включила
"Американскую эстраду"
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и начала танцевать.
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Я была в шоке.
Мне было стыдно.
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Я думала, что это моя вина.
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Что я неправильно поняла
его действия.
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И даже если он этого и хотел,
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чем помогут друге,
если я им расскажу.
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Я чувствую то же самое.
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Как я могу обвинять
его в таком,
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после всего хорошего,
что он для меня сделал?
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Мэллори, послушай.
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Ты ведь не хочешь,
чтобы он сделал это снова,
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с тобой или
другими девушками?
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Да, ты права.
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00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,820
Но они же друзья с папой.
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00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,700
Это будет непросто.
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И может лучше, мне одной
поговорить с Артуром,
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без твоего отца.
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Но в одном я уверена.
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Это дело нельзя
так просто оставлять.
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Я исправил текст.
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00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:30,390
Кто хочет послушать
пару слов об Артуре?
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00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,830
Ладно, сокращу ещё.
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Стивен, 3 минуты до эфира.
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Я думал, больше.
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Заканчивают
с документальным фильмом.
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"Удобрения – наши молчаливые
помощники в саду".
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Соберёт отличные рейтинги.
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00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:53,600
Как знать.
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Детище Артура.
Его последний выход.
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Не удивительно,
почему он уходит.
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00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,730
Погоди-ка, Ричард.
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Согласен, что люди,
имеющие меньше 30-ти гектар,
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могут решить, что это скучно.
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00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,460
Но кое-что <i>нужно</i> помнить
об Артуре Прессе.
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00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,030
Он был здесь сначала,
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когда общественное вещание
только появилось на свет.
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00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,700
Как и ты.
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Он заслуживает уважения.
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Оставьте это для речи, Стивен.
Две минуты.
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Пап, зашёл
пожелать тебе удачи.
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Спасибо, Алекс.
Очень приятно.
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Буду на телефонах, если что.
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Алекс, у меня есть
два варианта начала.
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Краткая история станции
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или сразу просьба
о пожертвованиях.
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- После шоу, которое в эфире?
- Да.
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Я бы начал с будильника.
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Привет, милая.
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Привет. Не забудь, пап.
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Когда будешь говорить речь,
будь скромным,
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но сохраняй чувство гордости.
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Я постараюсь.
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- Поцелуй на удачу.
- Спасибо, детка.
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00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,430
А вы? Поцелуете на удачу?
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В военкомате меня и то
теплее встречали.
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Извини, милый. Закрой глаза
и коснись пальцем носа.
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- Удачи.
- Спасибо.
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00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,060
Не видели Артура?
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00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:08,010
Нет, но он скоро
освободиться.
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00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,730
Мне нужно
с ним поговорить.
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00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,730
- Это важно.
- Что-то случилось?
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00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,400
Нет! Нет.
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00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,130
30 секунд.
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00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:19,940
Знаешь, Стивен, видел этот
фильм про удобрения раз 100.
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00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:24,580
И каждый раз нахожу что-то
новое, какую-то изюминку.
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00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:27,340
Да, его трудно смотреть без слёз.
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- Здравствуй, Артур
- Привет, Элиза.
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Давай-ка поговорим.
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О моей дочери Мэллори.
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Большое спасибо.
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00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:37,800
Так, замечательно.
Всё, готов. Отлично.
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Эфир, Стивен.
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Здравствуйте, я Стивен Китон,
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руководитель службы
общественного вещания.
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Добро пожаловать
на неделю сбора средств.
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Для тех из вас,
кто закончил просмотр...
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"Удобрения – наши молчаливые
помощники в саду",
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что я могу сказать?
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00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,330
Простите.
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00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,500
То есть, простите, что не можем
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показывать таких же
качественных шоу,
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как "Улица Сезам",
"Театр Шедевров",
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"Американский дом"
и подобных,
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00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:10,060
пока <i>вы</i> не поможете
нам средствами.
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И наш дружелюбный персонал
готов принять ваши звонки.
367
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:20,060
А я хотел бы представить
мою жену, Элизу Китон.
368
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,900
Это Артур Пресс, чьё имя
является синонимом WKS.
369
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:26,060
Ты так просто
не отделаешься, понятно?
370
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,060
И даже не синонимом,
а рифмой.
371
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,730
Попробуйте сами:
Артур Пресс – WKS.
372
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,560
- Что происходит?
- Ничего.
373
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,730
- Это не ничего!
- Может, позже?..
374
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,470
Стивен, Артур пытался
соблазнить нашу дочь!
375
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,030
Мы скоро вернёмся.
376
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,600
Артур, у меня к тебе
только один вопрос.
377
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:57,960
Какой, Стив?
378
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,700
Почему мне не следует
тебя убивать?
379
00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:03,520
Стивен, я не знал,
что так произойдёт.
380
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,810
Может, объяснишь тогда,
что <i>именно</i> произошло?
381
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:07,900
Я точно не помню,
но вы же меня знаете.
382
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,400
Я задушевный парень.
383
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:12,240
И общаясь с людьми,
я могу их коснуться.
384
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,180
Губами?
385
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:21,760
Слушайте, возможно...
Ладно, это было.
386
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:27,640
Не знаю, что на меня нашло.
Мне жаль. Правда.
387
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,730
Тебе жаль? Артур,
считаешь этого достаточно?
388
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:35,400
Не знаю, что ещё сказать, Элиза.
Я не отдавал себе отчёта.
389
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:39,060
После развода с Элизабет,
я словно свихнулся.
390
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:42,690
Одеваюсь как подросток,
подкрашиваю остатки волос.
391
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,460
Люди разводятся, люди стареют,
но не вытворяют же <i>такого</i>.
392
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,660
Не знаю, что со мной не так.
393
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,630
Это был стихийный импульс,
один на миллион.
394
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,100
Это было дважды.
395
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,400
Ладно, два на миллион.
396
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:57,230
Мы же были почти семьёй.
397
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,360
Я не хотел её обидеть.
398
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:02,330
Но обидел.
399
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,460
Знаю.
400
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:08,230
Я испортил всё в своей жизни
за последнее время.
401
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,700
Но помнишь, однажды, Стив?
402
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:14,330
Это же я сказал:
"Улица Сезам – то, что надо!"
403
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,700
Только увидев Большую Птицу,
я сказал: "Это звезда"!
404
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,630
Мне никогда не нравился
"Мистер Роджерс".
405
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,450
Почему он не мог менять
свои ботинки до шоу?
406
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,560
Артур...
407
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,830
Прекрати уже думать
только о себе.
408
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,700
Подумай, каково сейчас
моей дочери.
409
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,360
Ты прав.
410
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,360
У меня серьёзные проблемы.
411
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,560
Тебе следует обратиться
к помощи профессионалов.
412
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,460
Думаю, да.
413
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,960
Стивен, вы ещё тут работаете?
414
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,800
Чего тебе, Ричард?
Мы тут заняты.
415
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,160
О, простите,
не хотел придираться.
416
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,330
Но у нас там прямой эфир.
Телефоны просто разрываются.
417
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,630
А последние полчаса
418
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:58,760
мы показываем вид дома
Вуди Хейса в темноте.
419
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,560
А музыкальная группа?
Пусть играют.
420
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,600
Группы не будет,
автобус сломался.
421
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,500
Тогда ты помямли что-нибудь.
422
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:08,830
Я мямлил 20 минут.
Мои дёсны истекают кровью.
423
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:11,160
У меня ещё 28 часов
эфирного времени,
424
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,900
и сейчас там Дженнифер
жонглирует палочками.
425
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:17,130
Она в этом хороша.
Может жонглировать часами!
426
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:22,400
Простите!
427
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:25,430
- Ладно, пошли.
- Спасибо.
428
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:30,060
Пап, ты не собираешься...
429
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,560
Привет, Мэллори.
430
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,460
Я думала папа здесь...
То есть, им там нужно...
431
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,130
Мэллори, постой.
Прости меня.
432
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:48,130
И не только это.
Мне неловко и очень стыдно.
433
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,500
Как вы могли так
со мной поступить?
434
00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:53,740
Не знаю.
У меня что-то с психикой.
435
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,700
Мне нужна помощь.
436
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,700
Я не рассчитываю
на твоё прощение,
437
00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:02,560
и вряд ли между нами
будет всё по-прежнему.
438
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,300
Но надеюсь однажды, я снова стану
просто твоим дядюшкой Артуром.
439
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:16,460
Когда-нибудь.
440
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,500
Мэллори, что...
441
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:25,500
Пап, мы разговаривали.
442
00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:28,360
Он извинился. Всё в порядке.
443
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,680
Мне так жаль,
что это с тобой произошло.
444
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:38,560
Почему он это сделал?
445
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,400
Я не знаю.
И он, наверное, тоже.
446
00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:43,730
Стивен, тут пометка,
сделанная вашей рукой.
447
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,780
Видите? "8:00-8:15...
Стивен говорит".
448
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:49,730
Ричард.
449
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,600
Ладно.
450
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,700
Иди, говори свою речь.
Я в порядке.
451
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:58,630
Надо было сразу рассказать
мне всё, Мэллори. Я бы помог.
452
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,930
Артур – твой друг.
453
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,830
А ты – моя дочь.
454
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:09,730
Нет ничего важнее семьи.
Ни работа, ни друзья, ничего.
455
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,200
Всегда рассказывай мне всё.
456
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:24,300
Сейчас я старше.
Это не так просто.
457
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:27,960
Люблю тебя, пап.
458
00:23:29,530 --> 00:23:33,200
И я тебя.
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