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? I'll bet
We've been together ?
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? For a million years ?
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? And I'll bet
We'll be together ?
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? For a million more ?
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? Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ?
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? On the night we kissed ?
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? And I can't remember
What I ever did before ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? And there ain't
No nothin' ?
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? We can't love
Each other through ?
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? Ooh-hoo ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? Sha-la-la-la ?
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Thanks for dinner, Mrs. Keaton.
Everything was delicious.
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Yes, my, uh... My wife has
a way with seaweed.
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Oh.
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What's this over here?
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That's cooked lawn.
Tsk.
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I mow it.
I rake it.
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And I cook it.
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Come on, Elyse.
Uh, we better get going.
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The car dealers close
in an hour.
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What kind of car
you thinking of buying?
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A sports car.
A station wagon.
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Mallory, the whole reason
for buying a new car
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is to have more room
for the baby.
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What would be the point
of buying a sports car?
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I'd look great in one.
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Come on, Mallory,
they'd be crazy to let you
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drive the new car,
anyway.
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I happen to be
a good driver, Alex.
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I passed my road test
on the third try,
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and I almost passed
on the second try.
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And she could have
if the examiner
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hadn't been thrown
from the car.
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Personally, I don't care
what kind of car we buy,
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as long as it doesn't have
those fake hangings
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from the rear of new mirror.
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What are you guys
gonna do tonight?
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Well, Alex and I
are gonna interview
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some students
for our new business,
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the Jarrett and Keaton
Tutorial Service.
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That's right...
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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You mean, the, uh, Keaton
and Jarrett Tutorial Service.
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Keaton and Associates.
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Why not just Keaton?
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All right. Okay.
Have it your way.
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Who would come to you guys
to be tutored anyway?
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We could get rich
off your friends alone, Mal.
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Well, I think it's nice
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to see you guys cooperating
for a change.
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Well, what does that mean, Mom?
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Oh, come on.
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You two are the most
competitive guys I know.
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Us? Compete? What do we
ever compete over?
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Okay, Elyse,
you ready to go?
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Yeah, I'm all set.
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Uh, Jen, you'll look after
the, uh... The baby?
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I think Alex will be okay
on his own, Mom.
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Oh, you mean,
the other baby.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I'll stay.
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We'll see you later.
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Yeah, hopefully,
in a Maserati.
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Bye-bye.
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Good night.
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Okay, let's get this place
cleaned up.
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We are professional tutors now.
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We gotta make a good impression
on our tutees.
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We are gonna have
a very successful business,
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and we're gonna be
providing a service
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for the college community.
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And we're gonna be rich!
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Right.
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And we're gonna
split everything
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down the middle: 54, 46.
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Keaton, I recognize
that look in your eye.
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What look?
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That competitive look,
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like when we were teammates
in that bicycle race
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and you kept trying
to ride away from me
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off in your own direction.
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Come on, Jarrett,
I saw a shortcut.
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We were on a tandem bike.
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And so basically, what we offer
is a biweekly tutorial
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on those subjects
you're not performing
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up to your top standards in.
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That's great,
but what I really need
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help in
is my schoolwork.
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Well, that's what
"tutorial" means, William.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, I'll see you guys
Tuesday, then, huh?
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Hey, by the way,
where do I go?
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Uh, well, the tutorial
will take place here, William.
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I mean,
where do I go now?
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Go home.
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Go home.
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See you Tuesday, William.
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Whoo! Okay.
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Hey, we did it!
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We bought the Wagonmaster.
We pick it up next week.
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Whoa! Congratulations.
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Yeah, it's...
It's economical,
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it's well-built,
it's roomy...
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It's ugly. It looks like
a refrigerator on wheels.
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I wanted to get
the Panther 4000 Turbo XK.
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It does zero to 100
in two seconds.
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Mallory, I don't like
buying a car
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that requires a parachute
to slow down.
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I heard the Wagonmaster's
a real nice car, Mr. Keaton.
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Oh, it is a beauty, James.
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The salesman says
it seats eight comfortably
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and, uh, ten uncomfortably.
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I'm gonna go check on Andy.
It's time for his bath.
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Oh, I'll come with you,
Elyse. I, heh...
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I want to show him
these dice. Heh-heh.
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Okay. So who's next?
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Uh, just one more.
Uh, Robin Green.
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I spoke to her on the phone.
She sounded pretty dull.
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Hey, if we can tutor William,
we can tutor anyone.
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Hi. I'm, uh...
I'm Alex Keaton.
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Robin Green.
Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Uh, this is my partner, uh,
uh, James Jarrett.
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Hi.
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Uh, come in,
come in, come in.
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Thank you.
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Would you like something
to drink?
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No, thanks.
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Can I take your coat?
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All right.
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Uh, please, sit down.
Have a seat. Have a seat.
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This is
a beautiful coat.
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Thank you.
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Am I in the right house
for the tutoring?
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Well, uh, William,
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that just about wraps up
today's session.
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How am I doing so far?
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Not bad.
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You'll do
even better next time
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if you bring your books.
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Bring books!
Bring books!
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Okay, uh, we'll see you
Thursday. Right, William?
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Okay.
Okay, now, remember,
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that's this Thursday,
the 31st.
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Thirty days has Thursday,
April...
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It's a good thing we don't offer
a money-back guarantee.
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Okay, who's next
on the schedule tonight?
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Uh... gee.
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Uh, who's next?
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Uh, Eddie Fenton canceled,
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so it's just, uh...
Robin.
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Robin.
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Yeah. Robin.
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Right! Robin!
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Alex, let's be honest
with each other.
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I think it's safe to say
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that Robin is a girl that
one might consider to be...
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attractive.
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Really?
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Yeah, okay,
now that you mention it,
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I... I can see how one might
find her attractive...
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Sensuous...
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Incredibly erotic.
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Though, personally,
I hadn't noticed.
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I hadn't either,
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but, you know, if two guys
are trying to run a business
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and they were to compete over
something like, say, a girl...
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Oh, pfft!
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It could destroy
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the whole foundation
of their partnership.
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Of course it could, so, uh...
So they shouldn't compete.
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Right. So let's not.
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Right. Let's, uh...
Let's remain cool.
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Detached.
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Professional.
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Professional.
Right.
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Professional.
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Right.
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Hello.
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Robin! Gee, I had
completely forgotten
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it was your night tonight.
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Enter. Enter.
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Well, I brought my economics
and my poetry books.
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Who's gonna tutor me first?
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I am.
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Well, it doesn't matter to me.
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All I know is that when I study,
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whatever I do last stays
with me best.
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Then, uh... Then do poetry first.
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Do poetry, take your time.
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I'll be, uh, back in,
what, roughly 40 minutes.
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James, that is really funny.
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See, I bet you never thought
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that Aleksandr Pushkin
was such an amusing poet.
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Ooh, but I always
suspected it.
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Forty minutes.
Time's up.
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Alex, that could not
have been 40 minutes.
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You guys run
a tight ship here.
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Evidently, though we seem
to be a little lacking
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in professional courtesy.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I'm professional, buddy.
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I don't giggle
when I tutor.
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You know,
James is really wonderful.
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He is?
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He is one of the brightest
and most interesting people
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I've met
since I've been at Leland.
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Yeah, well, uh... Yeah.
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He does make
a good first impression,
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in a superficial
sort of way.
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Although I-I think
you'll find
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that I'm pretty bright
and amusing
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in my own right,
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only with more depth.
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I'm sure I will.
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Uh, uh, Robin,
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uh...
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would you like to go out
with me tomorrow night?
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That's really nice
of you to ask, Alex,
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but James already invited me
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to a poetry reading
tomorrow night.
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I can't believe him!
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Great! Great.
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Excuse me. Alex, can I use
the phone in the other room?
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Sure. Go... Go ahead.
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Forgot a book.
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How could you?
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I just forgot it,
that's all.
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Nah, nah, nah.
You forgot more than a book.
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You forgot our agreement.
You asked her out!
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And so did you!
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How did you know?
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I was listening at the door.
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Oh. How dare you.
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That's it, Jarrett.
That's it.
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Our partnership is over.
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Suits me just fine.
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Ah...
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It was an ant.
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"And make certain
to unfasten your seat belt
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before getting out
of the car. "
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Dad, how much longer
do we have to do this?
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There's only one more
section to go.
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Ah. "Your trunk
and welcome to it. "
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Oh, Steven! Dad! Dad!
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That's it. I cannot
handle it anymore.
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Now, where are you going?
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Thought I'd drive the new car
over to Chrissie's house.
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Oh, she's kidding.
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It's Mrs. Olbeck!
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She got
the new Panther Turbo.
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I can't believe it.
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I specifically set aside
this time
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to play with the baby,
and he's asleep.
259
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,483
Hey, Mom, I love that kid,
260
00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:37,832
but he's inconsiderate.
261
00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:39,567
Alex, you've been
in a bad mood all day.
262
00:12:39,602 --> 00:12:41,100
What's your problem?
263
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,599
It's you, Mallory.
264
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,734
Nah, I'm sorry.
It's not you.
265
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,433
It was just a reflex.
266
00:12:50,468 --> 00:12:52,350
It's James.
267
00:12:52,385 --> 00:12:54,197
What happened?
268
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,533
Oh, Dad, you're not gonna
believe this when you hear it.
269
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:57,799
I mean,
are you ready for this?
270
00:12:57,834 --> 00:13:00,966
He invited Robin Green
to a poetry reading.
271
00:13:02,332 --> 00:13:04,967
And he always seemed
so nice.
272
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,165
No, no, Dad,
you don't understand.
273
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,165
You see, she's one
of our tutees.
274
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,800
Who's your other T?
275
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,399
Ah...
276
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,300
Anyway...
277
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,899
You see, James and I are both
attracted to this girl.
278
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,366
So we made
a gentleman's agreement
279
00:13:32,401 --> 00:13:33,867
not to ask her out.
280
00:13:33,902 --> 00:13:35,899
Why?
281
00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:38,566
It's obvious, Elyse,
without such a contract,
282
00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:39,864
they might compete for her
283
00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:42,233
and destroy their friendship
in the process.
284
00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:43,332
That's ridiculous.
285
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,298
They should be stronger
than that.
286
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:48,666
Well, Elyse, the male ego
is a very fragile thing.
287
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:50,599
Oh, that's stupid.
288
00:13:58,632 --> 00:14:00,099
I'm hurt.
289
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,966
Alex, I'm surprised that James
would do such a thing.
290
00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:07,597
Yeah, me too,
but he did.
291
00:14:07,632 --> 00:14:10,567
Well, now, how did you
find out about this?
292
00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:12,967
Well, because, uh,
she told me...
293
00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:15,332
when I asked her out
for tonight.
294
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:18,030
Well, if you
asked her out,
295
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,433
then you are just
as guilty as James.
296
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,965
No, no. That's not true, Mom.
297
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,399
You see, I only asked her out
because I suspected
298
00:14:24,434 --> 00:14:27,833
that James had asked her out,
which he had.
299
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:31,198
I- it was entirely
a defensive move on my part.
300
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:33,966
And had we gone out, it...
It would have been purely a...
301
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:36,833
A preemptive
tactical date.
302
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,467
How romantic.
303
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,299
Hey, hey, no way! I'm tired.
I don't wanna play now.
304
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:46,264
Coming, Andy.
305
00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:48,333
Wait. Mom, Mom. Dad.
306
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,997
Mallory, uh, Mallory,
listen.
307
00:14:53,032 --> 00:14:54,766
You gotta help me out
with something.
308
00:14:54,801 --> 00:14:57,000
You're, uh, sort of a girl.
309
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:01,400
James and I are both
attracted to the same girl.
310
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:02,531
Now, what would you do
311
00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:05,133
if you had two good-looking,
intelligent guys
312
00:15:05,168 --> 00:15:06,365
interested in you?
313
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,367
What's that got to do
with you and James?
314
00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:13,366
Come on, Mallory.
315
00:15:13,401 --> 00:15:14,565
All right.
316
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,467
Look, if a guy
was interested in me,
317
00:15:16,502 --> 00:15:18,300
I'd wanna know about it.
318
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,765
Really?
319
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,867
Look, all you can do
is express how you feel.
320
00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:23,934
And if you and Robin
are meant to be together,
321
00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:25,567
it'll happen naturally.
322
00:15:25,602 --> 00:15:27,266
Just be yourself.
323
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,364
Okay.
324
00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:32,667
See, that's a...
That's a very sensitive,
325
00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:34,734
perceptive point, Mallory.
326
00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:36,899
Thanks.
327
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,966
I read it
in Cosmopolitan.
328
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,533
Well, well!
Robin, James.
329
00:15:46,568 --> 00:15:47,865
What a surprise.
330
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,030
Hi, Alex.
It's good to see you.
331
00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:51,700
Yeah, well, I never miss
a poetry reading.
332
00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:53,133
I have season tickets.
333
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:56,533
May I have
your attention, please.
334
00:15:56,568 --> 00:15:57,850
This evening,
the poetry club
335
00:15:57,885 --> 00:15:59,097
is pleased
to have with us
336
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,100
the Horace Newton
award-winner for poetry,
337
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:02,432
Zane Axelrod.
338
00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,265
Mr. Axelrod
is one of the best,
339
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,132
the most incomprehensible poets
of his generation.
340
00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:10,432
Where are the chairs?
341
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,667
Just sit
on the floor, Alex.
342
00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:14,166
Right. The floor.
343
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,899
Bohemians.
344
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,667
Mr. Axelrod.
345
00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:40,533
"The Nuclear Holocaust and You,"
a Christmas poem.
346
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:48,800
Intercontinental ballistic
347
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:50,800
missiles,
348
00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:56,233
assembled in the silos
of our soul,
349
00:16:56,268 --> 00:16:59,165
multiple warheads.
350
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:03,099
The fragments
of our unfulfillment.
351
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,800
Boom! Boom! Boom!
352
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,398
Bomb shelters...
353
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,734
Whatever happened
to "Hickory Dickory Dock"?
354
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,500
Shh!
355
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:20,932
This is art, Alex,
356
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:23,199
something you obviously
know nothing about.
357
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:25,367
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Don't, uh...
358
00:17:25,402 --> 00:17:26,667
Don't...
359
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,698
Don't pretend
to be Mr. Culture.
360
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:33,266
You're only here for one reason,
and you know it.
361
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:37,500
Born pure
and tarnished by distrust,
362
00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:39,465
or...
363
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:44,133
born tarnished,
searching for a shine?
364
00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:54,133
Boom. Boom. Sha-boom.
365
00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:59,516
I can't believe
you'd be so low
366
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,365
as to just barge in
on my date.
367
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,333
Ah! A date! A date.
So you admit it's a date.
368
00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:07,065
I admit nothing.
369
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,366
Why don't you
get lost, Keaton.
370
00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:09,632
Oh, yeah?
Who's gonna make me?
371
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:10,966
I am!
372
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:12,266
No, I am.
373
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,932
Hey, this is
a private discussion,
374
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:19,266
so, uh, you want to just stick
to your stupid poetry?
375
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:21,932
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm rubber
and you're glue.
376
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,633
Whatever you say bounces off me
and sticks to you.
377
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,066
This guy's good.
378
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,598
What is it with you two?
379
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:38,131
A few weeks ago,
you seemed so mature.
380
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,433
And now you've turned into
a couple of third graders.
381
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:43,365
He did first!
Oh, did not!
382
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,016
Look, Robin, we both
obviously like you a lot,
383
00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:48,598
and I think the ball
is in your court now.
384
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:51,266
Look, Robin, you can settle
this whole thing right now
385
00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:53,633
by just saying which one of us
you like better.
386
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:56,030
I never had the chance
to find out!
387
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,066
I hardly know either of you,
and... And all of a sudden
388
00:18:58,101 --> 00:19:00,800
I'm in the middle
of some kind of tug of war.
389
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,033
I don't enjoy being
the object
390
00:19:03,068 --> 00:19:05,267
of some
adolescent competition,
391
00:19:05,302 --> 00:19:07,267
and until the two of you
grow up,
392
00:19:07,302 --> 00:19:09,233
I don't want to spend
any more time
393
00:19:09,268 --> 00:19:10,734
with either of you.
394
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,733
I still haven't got
the baby seat in.
395
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,532
I wanna swing by
the hardware store
396
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,466
and get an acetylene torch
and a power wrench.
397
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,200
I have to take out
the back seat.
398
00:19:24,235 --> 00:19:26,432
Steven,
that's ridiculous.
399
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:27,834
Bet we wouldn't have
this problem
400
00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:30,067
with the Maserati.
401
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,230
Hey, everybody.
402
00:19:32,265 --> 00:19:33,715
Hey, Alex,
I'm glad you're here.
403
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,475
We need the Volvo
to go shopping.
404
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,200
Oh, Dad, uh,
still hasn't figured out
405
00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:39,000
the new car yet, huh?
406
00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:40,065
You got it.
407
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,431
All set, let's go.
408
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,616
Oh, Alex, he, uh...
Andrew needs to be changed.
409
00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:45,732
All right. Wa... No!
Mom, Mom, wait a minute.
410
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,900
Don't do this to me, Mom!
I've only had one lesson, Mom...
411
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,899
All right. Okay.
412
00:19:53,934 --> 00:19:57,066
Andy, it's just
you and me.
413
00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:58,266
Bear with me.
414
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,999
Okay. I know
this seems like
415
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,165
a great deal to you,
but, uh...
416
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,066
you know, you're gonna have
to give it up sooner or later.
417
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:09,299
Yeah, hold on.
418
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:13,834
Just... try and stay
in that position.
419
00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:24,632
Oh, it's you.
What do you want?
420
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,999
I just came by to pick up
some of my books.
421
00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:29,300
Well, come in
and get 'em.
422
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,767
What are you doing?
423
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,333
I'm gardening.
424
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:45,266
What does it look like
I'm doing?
425
00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:47,334
I'm changing Andrew.
426
00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:49,332
Oh. Need any help?
427
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:51,150
No, I don't need any help.
428
00:20:51,185 --> 00:20:53,225
I am perfectly capable...
429
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,266
Could you, uh,
hold this leg
430
00:20:55,301 --> 00:20:57,767
and, uh, grab a diaper?
431
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,332
How could you bust up
my date like that?
432
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,833
Aw, hey! You shouldn't have been
on that date in the first place.
433
00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:06,098
Gimme the powder.
434
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,633
Here's the powder,
and you shouldn't
435
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:09,117
have asked her out either.
436
00:21:09,152 --> 00:21:10,532
Hey, I only asked her out
437
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:13,700
because I knew you were gonna
ask her out, which you did.
438
00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:17,699
Pins.
439
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,934
And I only asked her out because
I knew you were going to.
440
00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:22,665
And you did.
Here are the pins.
441
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,633
Yeah, well, uh, thanks to you,
I made a fool of myself.
442
00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:27,633
I made a fool
out of myself too.
443
00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:31,283
Okay, uh...
444
00:21:31,318 --> 00:21:33,199
all done here.
445
00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:36,100
There you go.
446
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,667
That doesn't look right.
447
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,767
No, let's try again.
448
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,333
You know, Alex, when I left
the poetry reading,
449
00:21:49,368 --> 00:21:51,450
I took a walk
down Foxwood Road
450
00:21:51,485 --> 00:21:53,498
past the Little League
field.
451
00:21:53,533 --> 00:21:55,633
Remember that team
we used to play on?
452
00:21:55,668 --> 00:21:57,767
Wilson's House
of Fine Lingerie?
453
00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:02,800
We had the nicest uniforms
in the league.
454
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,467
Lace cuffs.
455
00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:08,633
See-through jerseys.
456
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,466
When I was standing there,
457
00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:13,750
I thought of all the stuff
458
00:22:13,785 --> 00:22:14,965
we've been through together:
459
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,367
all the Cub Scout meetings,
the camping trips,
460
00:22:18,402 --> 00:22:20,867
the low-interest loans
you've given me.
461
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,967
We're supposed
to be friends, Alex.
462
00:22:24,002 --> 00:22:25,665
Why are we
always competing?
463
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:30,066
Competition is the backbone
of our relationship, James.
464
00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:34,000
I mean, we just push each other
to do better.
465
00:22:35,734 --> 00:22:37,699
Whoa, okay.
Moment of truth.
466
00:22:37,734 --> 00:22:39,433
You want to put your finger
right there?
467
00:22:39,468 --> 00:22:42,867
Here?
Yeah. Right. And... got it.
468
00:22:42,902 --> 00:22:45,266
Oh... Okay.
All right.
469
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:51,033
Okay. There you go.
All right!
470
00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:51,967
Mwah.
471
00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:54,667
There you go.
472
00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:57,598
Well, we're still
a great team.
473
00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,949
Yeah, you know, this could be
our new business:
474
00:22:59,984 --> 00:23:02,266
uh, Keaton and Jarrett,
Tutoring and Diapering.
475
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,333
No, you mean,
Jarrett and Keaton,
476
00:23:05,368 --> 00:23:06,765
Diapering and Tutoring.
477
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,867
No, that's not
what I said. I said...
478
00:23:09,902 --> 00:23:12,532
That's what I meant
to say.
479
00:23:12,567 --> 00:23:14,266
And I meant to say
what you said.
480
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:16,967
It's gonna be
a great business.
481
00:23:17,002 --> 00:23:18,567
"We'll keep
your grades high... "
482
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,500
"And your babies dry. "
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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3 сезон 20 серия
«Плохо знаю я историю»
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Спасибо за ужин, миссис Китон.
Всё было очень вкусно.
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Да, моя жена умеет найти
общий язык с морской капустой.
5
00:01:11,274 --> 00:01:12,810
А это что здесь?
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00:01:12,848 --> 00:01:14,350
Трава на гриле.
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- Я её косила.
- Я собирал.
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00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:17,566
А я готовила.
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Пойдём, Элиза.
Нам лучше поспешить.
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00:01:20,801 --> 00:01:23,064
Автосалон закрывается через час.
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Какую машину хотите купить?
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00:01:24,768 --> 00:01:26,332
- Спортивную.
- Универсал.
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00:01:27,365 --> 00:01:28,750
Мэллори,
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00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:32,303
в новой машине должно быть
достаточно места для малыша.
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Какой смысл в покупке
спортивной машины?
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Я бы в ней хорошо смотрелась.
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Мэллори, только сумасшедший
доверит тебе новую машину.
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Я так-то хороший
водитель, Алекс.
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00:01:46,017 --> 00:01:48,108
Я сдала на права
с третьего раза,
20
00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:50,298
и почти что сдала со второго.
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00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:54,899
И она бы сдала,
если бы экзаменатор
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00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:58,197
не вылетел из машины.
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00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,135
Мне лично без разницы,
какую машину вы купите.
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Главное, чтоб не было видно
этих болтающихся занавесок
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в зеркале заднего вида.
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Какие планы на вечер, ребята?
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Хотели вот с Алексом подобрать
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студентов для нашего
нового дела,
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"Репетиторские курсы
Джаррета и Китона".
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Всё верно, только одно но.
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"Репетиторские курсы
Китона и Джаррета ".
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"Китона и партнёров".
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А чего уж,
давай просто "Китона".
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Ладно, согласен.
Будь по-твоему.
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Да кто к вам придёт учиться-то?
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Мы озолотимся только
на одних твоих подругах, Мэл.
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Приятно видеть,
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как вы, ребята, делаете
что-то вместе на удивление.
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В каком смысле, мам?
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А что.
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Вы двое соревнуетесь,
больше, чем кто-либо.
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Мы? Соревнуемся?
В чём же это?
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Элиза, ты готова?
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Да.
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Джен, присмотришь
за малышом?
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Алекс справится и без меня, мам.
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А, ты про другого малыша.
Конечно, присмотрю.
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Скоро увидимся.
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И надеюсь, на Мазерати.
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Пока-пока.
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Пока.
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Так, давай-ка тут приберёмся.
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Теперь мы профессиональные
репетиторы.
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Нужно произвести хорошее
впечатление на наших учеников.
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Помимо очень успешного бизнеса,
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мы также окажем услугу
студенческому сообществу.
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И заработаем прилично!
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Точно.
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Поделим всё пополам:
54 на 46.
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Китон, я узнаю этот взгляд.
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Какой такой взгляд?
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Взгляд соперника,
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как тогда на велогонке.
Мы были в одной команде,
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а ты всё пытался уехать
от меня в своём направлении.
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Джаррет, я увидел,
где можно срезать путь.
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Мы ехали на двухместном
велосипеде.
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Таким образом, мы предлагаем
занятия дважды в неделю
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по тем предметам,
по которым ты отстаёшь.
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Здорово, конечно, но мне нужна
помощь с домашними заданиями.
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Вильям, "репетиторство" –
именно это и подразумевает.
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Всё, въехал.
Тогда до вторника, да?
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Кстати, куда мне идти-то?
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Занятия будут
проходить здесь, Вильям.
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Нет, куда мне идти сейчас?
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Иди домой.
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Идти домой.
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До вторника, Вильям.
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Пошло дело.
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Мы это сделали!
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Купили Джип универсал.
Забираем на следующей неделе.
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Мои поздравления!
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Он экономичный,
крепкий, просторный...
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И ужасный. Выглядит как
холодильник на колёсах.
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Я хотела
"Пантеру 4000 Турбо ИксКей".
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Разгон до сотни за 2 секунды.
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Мэллори, я не куплю машину,
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которой нужен парашют,
чтобы тормозить.
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Я слышал, Джип универсал –
отличная машина, мистер Китон.
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Она красавица, Джеймс.
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В неё помещается
8 человек с комфортом
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и 10 – без комфорта.
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Пойду посмотрю Энди.
Его пора купать.
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Пойдём вместе, Элиза.
Покажу ему кубики.
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Ладно, кто у нас следующий?
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Осталась последняя,
Робин Грин.
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Звонила мне по телефону.
Похоже, звёзд с неба не хватает.
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Если подтянем Вильяма,
подтянем и кого угодно.
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Привет.
Я это, Алекс Китон.
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Робин Грин.
Приятно познакомиться.
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Взаимно.
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А это мой напарник,
Джеймс Джаррет.
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Привет.
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Проходи, проходи, прошу.
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Спасибо.
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Выпьешь чего-нибудь?
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Нет, спасибо.
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Можно твоё пальто?
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Ладно.
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Прошу, присаживайся.
Присаживайся.
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Красивое пальто.
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Спасибо.
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Мне нужен репетитор.
Я не ошиблась адресом?
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Итак, Вильям, на этом мы
закончим сегодняшнее занятие.
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Как мои успехи?
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Неплохо.
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В следующий раз будет лучше,
если принесёшь учебники.
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Принести учебники!
Принести учебники!
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Ну что, до встречи в четверг.
Хорошо, Вильям?
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Хорошо.
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Не забудь, в этот четверг,
31-го числа.
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30 дней в четверге,
в апреле...
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Хорошо, что мы не даём
гарантию возврата денег.
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Кто следующий по расписанию?
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Посмотрим...
Кто же следующий?
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Эдди Фэнтон отменил,
так что только... Робин.
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Робин.
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Да. Робин.
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Точно! Робин!
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Алекс, не будем врать друг другу.
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Скажу тебе без утайки,
Робин можно считать...
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привлекательной.
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Правда?
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Раз уж ты упомянул это,
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соглашусь, что её можно
счесть привлекательной...
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чувственной...
невероятно сексуальной.
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Хотя, лично я этого не заметил.
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Я тоже.
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Но знаешь, если два парня
пытаются вести бизнес,
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и им приходится соревноваться,
например, из-за девушки...
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это может разрушить саму
основу партнёрских отношений.
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Ты абсолютно прав. Поэтому
им не следует соревноваться.
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Точно. Вот и не будем.
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Хорошо.
Сохраним холодные головы.
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Отстранённость.
Профессионализм.
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Профессионализм. Точно.
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Профессионализм.
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Точно.
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Здравствуйте.
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Робин! Я совсем забыл,
что сегодня твой день.
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Входи. Прошу.
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Я принесла учебники
по экономике и литературе.
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Кто будет первый
со мной заниматься?
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- Я.
- Я.
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Мне всё равно.
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Но что я делаю последним,
запоминается мне лучше всего.
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Давай тогда литературу первой.
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Разберите пару стихов,
не торопясь.
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А я вернусь минут эдак через 40.
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Так смешно, Джеймс.
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Уверен, ты и не знала,
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что Александр Пушкин –
такой забавный поэт.
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Но я всегда это подозревала.
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40 минут.
Время вышло.
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Алекс, не могло пройти
уже 40 минут.
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Слаженно вы работаете, ребята.
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Однако же при этом,
нам слегка недостаёт
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профессиональной этики.
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Давай-ка полегче.
Я профессионал, дружище.
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И я не хихикаю,
когда веду занятие.
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Джеймс такой замечательный.
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Неужели?
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Один из самых умных
и интересных людей,
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встречавшихся мне в Лиланде.
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Ага. Да.
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Умеет он пустить пыль в глаза.
Но это всё поверхностно.
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Очень надеюсь, ты найдёшь меня
весьма умным и забавным,
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по-своему,
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только более глубоким.
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Уверена, что так и будет.
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Робин...
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Как насчёт свидания
завтра вечером?
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Спасибо за приглашение, Алекс,
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но Джеймс уже позвал меня
на поэтический вечер.
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Как же он мог!
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Супер! Здорово!
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Алекс, можно мне
по телефону позвонить?
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Конечно, иди. Не стесняйся.
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Учебник забыл.
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Как ты мог?
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Просто забыл, так уж вышло.
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Ну нет.
Ты забыл не только учебник.
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Но и наше соглашение.
Ты позвал её на свидание!
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И ты тоже!
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00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:10,130
Как ты узнал?
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Подслушивал за дверью.
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И не стыдно?
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Вот и всё, Джаррет.
Всё.
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Нашему партнёрству конец.
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Меня это устраивает.
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00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:36,565
Муравейчик пробегал.
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"И убедитесь, что отстегнули
ремень безопасности,
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прежде чем выйти из машины."
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00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,260
Пап, нам долго ещё это слушать?
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00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,660
Остался последний раздел.
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"Добро пожаловать
в ваш багажник".
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- Стивен!
- Папа!
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Всё. Я больше не выдержу.
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00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,360
Куда это ты собралась?
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00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:11,060
Прокачусь на новой машине
к Крисси.
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Да шутит она.
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00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,260
Это миссис Олбек.
У неё новая "Пантера Турбо".
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Поверить не могу.
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Я специально выкроил время,
чтобы поиграть с Энди, а он спит.
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Мам, я люблю этого ребёнка,
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но он совсем не думает
об окружающих.
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Алекс, ты весь день
как с цепи сорвался.
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В чём проблема?
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00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:43,418
В тебе, Мэллори.
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Нет, прости, не в тебе.
Это я по привычке.
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Проблема в Джеймсе.
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Что случилось?
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Отец, ты не поверишь,
когда услышишь.
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Готов?
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Он пригласил Робин Грин
на поэтические чтения.
225
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А выглядел таким порядочным.
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Нет, пап, ты не понимаешь.
Она одна из наших учениц.
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А есть и другие?
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Как бы там ни было...
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Нам с Джеймсом
понравилась эта девушка.
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И мы заключили
джентльменское соглашение,
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не звать её на свидание.
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Почему?
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Это очевидно, Элиза.
Без такого договора,
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они бы начали
соревноваться за неё,
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и превратились бы во врагов
между делом.
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Глупости какие.
Они должны быть выше этого.
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Элиза, мужское эго –
вещь очень хрупкая.
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Бред.
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Ты меня обидела.
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Алекс, я удивлён подобным
поступком Джеймса.
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Я тоже. Но факт, есть факт.
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А как ты об этом узнал?
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Она мне рассказала...
когда я звал её на свидание.
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В таком случае, ты виноват
не меньше Джеймса.
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Нет, мам. Ничего подобного.
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00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,390
Я её пригласил только
из-за подозрения,
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что и Джеймс её пригласил,
как он и сделал.
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С моей стороны это была
чистая самозащита.
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И наше свидание являлось бы
просто неким упреждающим.
250
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Как романтично.
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Ну уж нет! Я устал.
Не хочу больше играть.
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Иду, Энди!
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Подождите, мама, папа.
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Мэллори, послушай.
Ты должна мне помочь.
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Ты же вроде как девушка.
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Нам с Джеймсом нравится
одна и та же девушка.
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Что бы сделала ты,
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если бы тобой заинтересовались
два симпатичных умных парня?
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00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,557
Какое отношение это имеет
к вам с Джеймсом?
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Ну перестань, Мэллори.
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Ладно.
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00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,460
Если бы я была
интересна парню,
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то хотела бы знать об этом.
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00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,760
Правда?
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Тебе нужно показать свои чувства.
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00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,930
И если вам с Робин
суждено быть вместе,
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так и случится.
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Просто будь собой.
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Хорошо.
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Это ты точно и глубоко
загнула, Мэллори.
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Спасибо.
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00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,909
Прочитала в "Космополитен".
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Надо же! Робин, Джеймс.
Вот так сюрприз.
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Привет, Алекс.
Какая приятная встреча.
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Никогда не пропускаю
поэтические вечера.
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У меня абонемент.
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Попрошу внимания.
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Сегодня нашему клубу
посчастливилось принимать
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Зейна Аксельрода, обладателя
премии Хораса Ньютона.
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00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,260
Мистер Аксельрод –
один из лучших
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и непостижимых поэтов
своего поколения.
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00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:10,430
А где тут стулья?
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00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,660
Садись на пол, Алекс.
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00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,842
Точно. На пол.
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Ох уж эта богема...
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00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,450
Мистер Аксельрод.
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00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:40,608
"Ядерный холокост и вы.
Рождественская поэма".
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00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:50,800
Межконтинентальные
баллистические ракеты,
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00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:59,160
собранные в шахтах нашей души, -
бесчисленные боезаряды,
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00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:03,090
частицы нашего
нереализованного.
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00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:10,485
Бум! Бац! Бах!
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00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:17,504
Что случилось
с детскими стишками?
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00:17:19,504 --> 00:17:20,930
Это искусство, Алекс, –
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то, о чём ты не имеешь
ни малейшего представления.
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00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:27,344
Вот только не надо...
Не надо тут...
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00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:30,690
прикидываться мистером
"Просвещённостью".
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00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,260
Ты тут только ради одного,
сам знаешь.
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00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:37,500
Рождённый чистым
и потускневший от сомненья,
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00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:39,460
иль...
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рождённый тусклым,
в поисках просветленья?
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00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:55,130
Трах. Бах. Тарарах.
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00:17:57,630 --> 00:18:01,360
Как ты мог пасть так низко
и заявиться на моё свидание?
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00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,330
Ага! Свидание!
Так ты признаёшь.
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00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,060
Ничего я не признаю.
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00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,360
Шёл бы ты отсюда, Китон.
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00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,630
И кто меня заставит?
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00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,567
Я!
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00:18:10,597 --> 00:18:12,880
Нет, я.
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00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:19,260
Это частная беседа, читайте
там свои глупые стишки.
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00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,930
Ах так?
Я резина, а ты клей.
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00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,280
Всё, что скажешь, отскочит
от меня и пристанет к тебе.
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00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:30,060
А парень жжёт.
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00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,590
Да что с вами такое?
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00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:38,130
Совсем недавно
вы казались вполне зрелыми.
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00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,430
А теперь превратились
в третьеклассников.
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00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:43,360
- Это он первый начал!
- Ничего подобного!
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00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,496
Робин, ты нравишься
нам обоим, это очевидно.
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00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,590
Теперь выбор за тобой.
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00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,260
Робин, ты можешь уладить всё
прямо сейчас.
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00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,630
Скажи только, кто из нас
тебе больше нравится.
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00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:56,030
Вы мне не дали шанса
это узнать!
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00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,060
Я едва знакома с вами,
но уже как будто
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00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,800
посреди решающей
битвы за меня.
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00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:05,260
Не желаю быть объектом какого-то
подросткового состязания.
325
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:10,730
И пока вы не повзрослеете,
я не хочу общаться с вами обоими.
326
00:19:16,842 --> 00:19:18,730
Мне так и не удалось
установить детское кресло.
327
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,530
Нужно ехать
в хозяйственный магазин,
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00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,460
покупать ацетиленовый резак
и гайковёрт.
329
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,200
Пришлось вынуть
заднее сидение.
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00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,430
Стивен, это же глупо.
331
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:30,060
А с "Мазерати" таких
проблем бы не было.
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00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,230
Всем привет.
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00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:35,104
Алекс, хорошо, что ты дома.
На нужен "Вольво" съездить в магазин.
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00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:39,000
Папа всё ещё не освоил
новую машину?
335
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,060
Это точно.
336
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,430
Ладно, поехали.
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00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,610
Да, Алекс,
смени Эндрю подгузник.
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00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,730
Ладно.
Нет! Мама, погоди.
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00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,900
Не поступай так со мной!
Я лишь однажды это делал.
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00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:57,060
Ладненько. Попробуем.
Энди, остались только мы.
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00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,098
Ты уж прояви снисхождение.
342
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:04,160
Так-с. Это похоже
на что-то очень сложное,
343
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,861
но это придётся сделать,
рано или поздно.
344
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,968
Минуту.
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00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,830
Никуда не уходи пока.
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00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:24,630
А, это ты.
Чего надо?
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00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:27,990
Зашёл за своими учебниками.
348
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:30,042
Тогда заходи и бери.
349
00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:35,872
Чем занят?
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00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,192
Садоводством.
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00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,002
А чем, по-твоему?
Я переодеваю Эндрю.
352
00:20:47,066 --> 00:20:49,330
Помощь нужна?
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00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,220
Нет, не нужна.
Я прекрасно справляюсь...
354
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:57,882
Ты можешь подержать эту ногу
и подать подгузник?
355
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,330
Как ты мог испортить
моё свидание?
356
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,830
Этого свидания вообще
не должно было быть.
357
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,907
- Передай присыпку.
- Вот, держи.
358
00:21:06,937 --> 00:21:09,110
Но ты тоже не должен был
приглашать её.
359
00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:10,530
Я сделал это только потому,
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00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,700
что знал, ты её тоже пригласишь.
Так ты и поступил.
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00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:17,690
Булавку.
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00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:20,053
Я её пригласил лишь потому,
что знал, ты сделаешь так же.
363
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,580
Так ты и сделал.
Держи булавку.
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00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,630
Благодаря тебе,
я выставил себя дураком.
365
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,630
Я тоже выставил
себя дураком.
366
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:33,190
Ну всё.
С этим делом покончено.
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00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:36,100
Вот так.
368
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,582
Что-то ты напутал.
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00:21:42,612 --> 00:21:44,760
Пойдём на второй заход.
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00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,330
Знаешь, Алекс,
после этих чтений
371
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,450
я прогулялся по
по Фоксвуд-роуд
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00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,490
мимо бейсбольного
стадиона.
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00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,630
Помнишь, мы играли
в одной команде?
374
00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:58,645
"Бутик женского белья Уилсона".
375
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,800
У нас была лучшая форма в Лиге.
376
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,048
Кружевные манжеты.
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00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,477
Майки в сеточку.
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00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,960
Проходя мимо, я думал о всём том,
через что мы прошли вместе:
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00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,360
о дружине бойскаутов,
о поездках в лагеря,
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00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,860
о ссуде под низкий процент,
что ты мне дал.
381
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,660
По всему, мы должны быть друзьями.
Почему мы всегда соревнуемся?
382
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:30,060
Конкуренция, Джеймс, –
это основа наших отношений.
383
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:34,000
Соревнуясь друг с другом,
мы только выигрываем.
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00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:39,430
Ну вот. Момент истины.
Не придержишь тут?
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00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:42,860
- Здесь?
- Да, прямо тут. И всё.
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00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,260
- Хорошо.
- Поднимай.
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00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,949
Так. Посмотрим.
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00:22:48,979 --> 00:22:50,940
Получилось!
389
00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:55,237
Вот и всё.
390
00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:57,590
Мы всё ещё
хорошая команда.
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00:22:57,630 --> 00:23:00,862
Можем организовать новое дело:
"Китон и Джаррет.
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00:23:00,892 --> 00:23:03,370
Репетиторство
и смена подгузников"
393
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,330
То есть "Джаррет и Китон.
394
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,760
Смена подгузников
и репетиторство".
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00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:12,530
Не совсем так...
Да, так и хотел сказать.
396
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,954
Нет, ты правильнее сказал.
397
00:23:14,986 --> 00:23:16,824
Мы недурно можем подняться.
398
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,640
"Сделаем ваши оценки высокими..."
399
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,672
"А ваших детей – сухими".
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