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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 19
"Battle of the Sexes, Part 2"
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You know, it started out
as a few innocent little lies.
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I wouldn't even
call them "lies."
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They were...
They were lie-ettes.
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And it just snowballed.
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I mean,
what can I do now?
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Deena believes very deeply
in this cause, Alex.
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Your attitude
towards it is, uh...
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Well, it's really
insulting to her.
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Now, if you care at all
about Deena,
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you should tell her
the truth now.
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Of course, in the end,
I did the honorable thing.
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Women's rights...
I lied to you.
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What?
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I lied. I lied.
It's all lies.
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I'm not...
I'm not pro-E.R.A.
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See, I-I just made-believe
I-I was
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so you'd be interested
in me.
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A man for all seasons...
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Alex Keaton.
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I'm, uh... I'm not, uh...
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Worthy of your applause.
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No. no, look, uh...
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It's... it's time
that you heard the truth.
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See, I defended Dorothy Canell's
right to be heard,
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and... and I believe in that.
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Yes!
Yes! Yes!
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No, please.
See, um...
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My... my reasons for doing it
a-are not what you think.
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I did it for a girl.
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All right!
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Cut it out. Cut it out.
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See, um... I'm... I'm trying
to apologize here.
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See, I, uh...
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I-I made-believe
I was something I'm not
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so, uh... so this girl
would be interested in me.
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It seemed harmless enough
at the time...
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But, uh...
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The truth is, I-I-I'm not
in favor of the E.R.A.
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I-I'm sorry, Deena.
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Uh, and I apologize to you,
Dorothy...
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...to my family...
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and to all of you.
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See, I can't accept
this honor
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because I-I believe that
the leader of a movement...
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has to, uh, believe
in the movement,
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and I honestly don't.
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I-I have managed
to gain some new understanding
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of the need for E.R.A.
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A-and it comes from seeing
intelligent, courageous people
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who want it
as badly as you do.
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So, you see,
I am not the Alex Keaton
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that you thought I was.
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I'm sorry.
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All right. Okay. I made
a mistake, all right?
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I admit it.
At least I apologized.
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I mean, I was
a man about it.
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I was a woman about it?
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Wait.
I was a person about it.
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What happened to Deena?
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Well, uh, Andy,
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we felt that
under the circumstances...
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As soon as she found out
that Alex was just
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pretending to be interested
in the E.R.A.,
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she told him off, and she hasn't
talked to him since.
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Kind of tempting
when you think about it.
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Yeah.
we were doing so well, too.
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One little mistake...
You can't get past it.
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That's because women
have real depth, Alex...
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Something
you can't understand.
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I see.
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Face it, Alex.
When a girl is around,
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the guys will do and say
anything to get that girl.
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Is that true, Alex?
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Well,
it's... it's not...
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It's not an easy question
to answer, Andy.
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I mean, there are
so many variables.
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Is that true, Alex?
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Absolutely.
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Girls never do that.
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Even if a girl likes a guy,
she's still rational.
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She still maintains
her dignity.
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Oh, really, Jennifer?
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Remember when
Scott Handley came back?
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Oh, well, that was different.
I was much younger then.
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You see, Andy,
Jennifer had this big crush
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on... on this boy
Scott Handley.
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Anyway, he moved away.
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And... and when he came back
to visit a few years later,
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for some strange reason,
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he only had eyes
for Mallory.
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So, naturally, Jennifer came
to me for advice.
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I have a problem, Alex.
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Jennifer,
you're 11 years old.
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You got a roof
over your head.
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You're fed every day.
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You don't pay taxes.
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What kind of problem
could you possibly have?
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The baseball game
wasn't rained out.
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Scott took Mallory
out to dinner instead.
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Oh.
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Well, maybe he forgot.
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How could you forget
about something like that?
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Scott and I used to be
best friends.
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He never used to like
Mallory at all.
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Now it's the opposite.
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What has Mallory got
that I don't?
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Ah, let's put it
this way, Jen.
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A 17-year-old guy
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will tend to have
different tastes in girls
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than an 11-year-old guy.
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It's only natural.
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At this point in his life,
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Scott is interested in girls
who are more...
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Soft.
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When did this happen
to Scott?
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Why did he have to change?
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Well, it's nature, Jen.
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Through, uh, through
none of her own doing,
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Mallory
just happens to have
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that certain
intangible quality
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that attracts boys.
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Boys who are helpless
victims to the hormones...
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...coursing
through their veins.
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You know, boys like Scott.
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Can we put
a stop to this?
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It's too late, Jen.
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It's all over
for Scott...
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...and his kind.
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It's not fair, Alex.
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Yeah. there's nothing
you can do about it, Jen.
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My advice to you is that you
just enjoy being a child
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for as long as you can.
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I know I did.
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It was the best
two weeks of my life.
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The important thing
is that Jennifer just knew
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how to handle the situation,
and she maintained her dignity.
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Uh, Scott Handley's table,
please.
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If you will follow me,
signora.
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Jennifer!
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Good evening, Scott.
I thought I'd join you.
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Mallory!
how nice to see you!
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Hi, Jen.
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Jennifer,
why are you dressed this way?
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I'm a woman
of many moods, Scott.
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Young and playful
one moment,
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sophisticated and
deadly serious the next.
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Hey.
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Uh, Jennifer,
this is a table for two.
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I'm sure you can make
room for your sister.
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Well, Scott,
what do you recommend?
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The last time I was here
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I found the pizza with the
bologna very much to my liking.
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Shall I go for it again?
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I don't get it.
Is this a joke or something?
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I'm deadly serious, Scott.
Pizza with bologna or not?
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Jen, we already ordered.
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Mallory, Scott
needs his strength.
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He has Mormons coursing
through his veins.
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What?
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There will be no talking about
baseball tonight, Scott.
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You know what I mean?
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Not really.
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You'll find tonight that I can
be as soft as the next girl.
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Buy you a drink?
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Uh...
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All right, Jen.
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Uh, come here
for a minute.
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Mallory, you're making
a spectacle of yourself.
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Hey, listen. I think we
ought to take you home now.
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I don't need you
to take me home.
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Jennifer...
stop!
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Are you okay, little girl?
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I'm fine.
And I'm not a little girl.
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Waiter, my bike!
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All right, so, I was
a little impulsive,
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but my feelings
were hurt.
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What would you
have done in my place?
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I would have gallantly
stepped aside
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and let Mallory, uh,
enjoy her evening.
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And more importantly,
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I would have brought home
some pizza for my brother.
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Come on. That's easy
for you to say, Alex.
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Of course it is.
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Because with guys,
coolness always prevails.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
attaboy!
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Us guys got to
stick together, huh, Pop?
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely not.
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Or anywhere in between.
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What are you
talking about?
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Alex was saying
that guys are so cool,
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implying that girls aren't,
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that we're ready to snipe at
each other any chance we get.
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Is that
what you think, Alex?
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My coolness prevents me
from responding.
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Alex,
you just hate to admit
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that there is a sisterhood
among women...
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Thank you, Mom...
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That you don't find
among men.
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That's a fabulous point,
Mal.
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What Mallory
is trying to say
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is that women have
a gentle and reasonable way
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of working out
their problems.
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Mom,
you weren't so reasonable
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when you were having that little
disagreement with Mal
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over the modeling incident
a few years ago.
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Mom got picked
to do a commercial
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for the proper penguin
frozen food company,
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and Mallory
was really jealous.
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Mallory. I-I thought
you all went bowling.
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Oh, no. I told Dad
to go ahead without me.
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I've got a lot
of studying to do.
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Oh, uh, sorry.
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Um, this is the day
for your little commercial.
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I forgot.
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I get out
of your way.
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Okay, people.
This is for real.
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Places, everyone.
Places.
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Roll 'em.
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Proper penguin
frozen food commercial.
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Take 1.
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And... action!
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I was held up at work.
Traffic was awful.
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How am I supposed to cook
an impressive dinner
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for 8 important friends
in 20 minutes?
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What about
the proper penguin?
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Oh, I forgot.
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Thank you,
sir Penguin.
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Look at that...
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An entire gourmet meal
right in your freezer.
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Escargots,
turtle soup,
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succulent Peking duck
with all the fixings.
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And for
dessert, uh...
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Cut.
ye...
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What is it?
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Sorry. Mom, can I have
the ice cream that was...
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It's r-right behind
the turtle...
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Sorry.
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Here, Mallory.
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Now, please
don't interrupt!
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I won't.
I'm sorry.
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Can I just
get a spoon?
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No.
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Places, everyone.
Places.
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Roll 'em.
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Proper penguin
frozen food commercial.
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Take 2.
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And action!
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I was held up at work.
Traffic was awful.
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How am I supposed to cook
an impressive dinner
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for 8 important friends
in 20 minutes?
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What about
the proper penguin?
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Oh, I forgot.
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Thank you,
sir Penguin.
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Look at that...
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00:12:26,907 --> 00:12:29,247
An entire gourmet meal
right in your freezer.
260
00:12:29,277 --> 00:12:31,707
Escargots,
turtle soup,
261
00:12:31,737 --> 00:12:34,247
succulent Peking duck
with all the fixings.
262
00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:35,347
And for dessert...
Oh.
263
00:12:35,377 --> 00:12:36,547
Yes.
ooh.
264
00:12:36,577 --> 00:12:37,647
Why not?
265
00:12:37,677 --> 00:12:39,180
Crepes suzette flambe.
266
00:12:40,450 --> 00:12:41,777
And I'll top it off
267
00:12:41,807 --> 00:12:44,607
with proper penguin
premium Peruvian coffee
268
00:12:44,637 --> 00:12:47,080
in this Hardy
boil-in-the-bag pouch.
269
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,907
Why fool
with instant?
270
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,807
Just pop it all
in the microwave.
271
00:12:53,837 --> 00:12:55,377
Excuse me.
272
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,207
Cut! Cut, cut, cut.
273
00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,607
It's just that
274
00:12:59,637 --> 00:13:00,947
we don't
have a microwave.
275
00:13:00,977 --> 00:13:03,547
We don't need
a microwave
276
00:13:03,577 --> 00:13:05,247
for the commercial!
277
00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:06,307
Oh.
278
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:08,880
Sorry. Um, I'm just
trying to help.
279
00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:12,177
Look, kid...
280
00:13:12,207 --> 00:13:15,647
It's 114 degrees
in this suit.
281
00:13:15,677 --> 00:13:18,047
Maybe I'll take
a walk.
282
00:13:18,077 --> 00:13:19,250
Make it a long one.
283
00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:23,847
Okay.
Places, everybody.
284
00:13:23,877 --> 00:13:26,407
Places. once more
from the top.
285
00:13:26,437 --> 00:13:30,047
Ready. And...
Roll 'em.
286
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,947
Proper penguin
frozen food commercial.
287
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,207
Take 4.
288
00:13:33,237 --> 00:13:35,307
Okay. Very quietly.
289
00:13:35,337 --> 00:13:38,347
Once again.
And... action.
290
00:13:38,377 --> 00:13:41,907
I was held up at work.
Traffic was awful.
291
00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:44,047
How am I supposed to cook
an impressive dinner
292
00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:45,907
for 8 important friends
in 20 minutes?
293
00:13:45,937 --> 00:13:48,450
What about
the proper penguin?
294
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,707
He's locked out.
295
00:13:52,737 --> 00:13:54,707
Cut. Cut.
296
00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:56,050
Cut.
297
00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:58,910
Mallory.
298
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:03,447
Oh! Sorry.
299
00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:05,107
Oh, stupid me.
300
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,947
I-I locked the door.
301
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,350
Habit. Safety.
302
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,947
I'm sorry. Um...
303
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,710
I'm warning you, kid.
304
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:20,747
Proper penguin
frozen food commercial.
305
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,347
Take 22.
306
00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:24,507
Action!
307
00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:27,777
I was held down at work.
Traffic was important.
308
00:14:27,807 --> 00:14:30,550
How am I supposed to cook
8 friends and a penguin?
309
00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:42,507
Are you still mad
at Mallory, Mommy?
310
00:14:42,537 --> 00:14:44,507
Oh, no. We made up
a long time ago.
311
00:14:44,537 --> 00:14:46,177
Yeah, we always do.
312
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:48,407
You know, I think we're giving
Andy the wrong impression here.
313
00:14:48,437 --> 00:14:50,207
All we're talking about
are the arguments,
314
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,207
the deceptions,
and the fights we've had.
315
00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:54,377
That's not
the whole story.
316
00:14:54,407 --> 00:14:56,647
You know, it's... it's okay
to be mad at someone,
317
00:14:56,677 --> 00:14:58,477
you know,
even somebody you love...
318
00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:00,347
Even someone
in your family.
319
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:03,177
It's... it's only wrong
when you stay mad.
320
00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:05,007
The fact is, when push
comes to shove,
321
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,747
we all stick up
for each other.
322
00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:10,247
Even Alex and Mallory?
323
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,847
Especially Alex
and Mallory.
324
00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:14,577
Whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.
325
00:15:14,607 --> 00:15:17,347
Okay, let's not go telling tales
out of school here.
326
00:15:17,377 --> 00:15:19,177
I got an image
to protect.
327
00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:22,007
Andy, even though your brother
doesn't like to admit it,
328
00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:24,347
he happens to be
a very nice guy.
329
00:15:24,377 --> 00:15:27,577
Don't listen
to any of this.
330
00:15:27,607 --> 00:15:29,847
We were coming home
from Princeton,
331
00:15:29,877 --> 00:15:31,347
a disaster of a weekend.
332
00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:32,847
I messed up everything.
333
00:15:32,877 --> 00:15:34,680
But Alex...
Alex was great.
334
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,207
How you feeling?
335
00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:41,707
I want to die.
336
00:15:41,737 --> 00:15:44,210
Guess you're not up for
a game of gin rummy then, huh?
337
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,547
What a weekend.
338
00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:49,477
I-I ruined your interview.
I lost my boyfriend.
339
00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:52,277
I made a complete fool of myself
in the process.
340
00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:55,477
Never before have I acted
so stupidly and so selfishly.
341
00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:57,447
Oh, come on, Mallory.
342
00:15:57,477 --> 00:15:59,450
Sure you have.
343
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,777
I'm kidding.
I'm just kidding.
344
00:16:01,807 --> 00:16:03,080
Come on,
cheer up, will you?
345
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:10,407
So, uh, how did you and Jeff
leave things?
346
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,777
Well, there wasn't a whole lot
we could say to each other.
347
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,547
I mean, we did agree
to see other people.
348
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:19,677
It was stupid of me
to go up there this weekend.
349
00:16:19,707 --> 00:16:21,677
Why didn't you try
to stop me?
350
00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:23,147
What?
351
00:16:23,177 --> 00:16:25,347
Kidding.
I'm just kidding.
352
00:16:25,377 --> 00:16:27,777
Well, it's good that you can
laugh about it.
353
00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:31,480
Despair does funny things
to a woman.
354
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,910
Listen, uh, Mallory...
355
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,007
...you lost
a boyfriend today.
356
00:16:40,037 --> 00:16:42,377
A good one,
and, uh...
357
00:16:42,407 --> 00:16:44,947
I know you're upset,
358
00:16:44,977 --> 00:16:48,107
but let me
tell you something.
359
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,777
You're a very
special person.
360
00:16:50,807 --> 00:16:53,007
You got a good heart.
361
00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:55,047
You got a good
sense of humor.
362
00:16:55,077 --> 00:16:57,377
You're attractive,
363
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,207
and, uh...
364
00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:01,947
You're
a lot smarter...
365
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:05,280
Than... than I usually
give you credit for.
366
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,547
So, uh, don't you worry,
Mallory.
367
00:17:10,577 --> 00:17:12,207
There are a lot of guys
out there
368
00:17:12,237 --> 00:17:14,007
who would consider
themselves lucky
369
00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:15,610
to even meet
someone like you.
370
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,977
It's true, Mallory.
371
00:17:20,007 --> 00:17:21,777
I don't know
what in the world
372
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,407
just possessed me
to say all that...
373
00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:26,377
But, uh...
374
00:17:26,407 --> 00:17:28,007
It is true.
375
00:17:28,037 --> 00:17:31,007
Alex,
I don't understand it.
376
00:17:31,037 --> 00:17:32,677
I mean, I'm surprised
you're not angry with me
377
00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:34,347
after what I did
to you today.
378
00:17:34,377 --> 00:17:37,507
Mallory, what would be the point
in getting angry at you now?
379
00:17:37,537 --> 00:17:39,777
You're brokenhearted.
You're in a weakened state.
380
00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:41,377
I'll wait till
you feel better.
381
00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:43,007
Then I'll really
let you have it.
382
00:17:43,037 --> 00:17:44,907
No, I'm serious, Alex.
383
00:17:44,937 --> 00:17:46,707
I ruined
your college interview.
384
00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:49,047
I mean, I practically
destroyed your chances
385
00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:50,577
of getting
into Princeton.
386
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:52,077
What I did today
387
00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:54,607
may have damaged the course
of your entire life.
388
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:56,077
Because of me!
389
00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:59,507
M-Mallory, listen.
Uh, I'm not angry now.
390
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:03,247
But if you keep this up, I'm
gonna throw you off the train.
391
00:18:03,277 --> 00:18:04,947
But it's true.
392
00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:08,177
I don't understand it
myself.
393
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:10,577
All I know is,
when I was up there
394
00:18:10,607 --> 00:18:12,447
in Dean Memminger's
office,
395
00:18:12,477 --> 00:18:15,777
and... and I saw you wandering
across the campus,
396
00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:17,607
delirious with grief,
397
00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:19,177
it really got to me.
398
00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:22,007
All of a sudden,
getting into Princeton
399
00:18:22,037 --> 00:18:25,047
didn't seem as important
as helping you out.
400
00:18:25,077 --> 00:18:28,047
I think
you're changing, Alex.
401
00:18:28,077 --> 00:18:30,847
You may be right,
Mallory.
402
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,177
I really learned a lot
about myself today.
403
00:18:34,207 --> 00:18:36,207
What?
404
00:18:36,237 --> 00:18:39,807
Well, I always thought that
I knew myself, you know?
405
00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:43,177
What I wanted,
how I wanted to get it.
406
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,750
Apparently, I was wrong.
407
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:50,147
I am just going to have to face
the cold, hard truth
408
00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:52,477
that underneath it all,
409
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,547
like it or not...
410
00:18:55,577 --> 00:18:57,810
I'm just a hell
of a nice guy.
411
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,947
Shut up
and deal the cards.
412
00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:04,107
All right.
413
00:19:04,137 --> 00:19:05,947
How about a game
of hearts?
414
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,407
Alex.
415
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,350
Old maid?
416
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,507
Alex, you're nice.
417
00:19:12,537 --> 00:19:14,877
Look,
I had a fever, okay?
418
00:19:14,907 --> 00:19:16,377
I wasn't myself.
419
00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,377
You... you see, Andy,
that's what family is.
420
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,607
Everybody's here
to help everybody else.
421
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,977
So, you need some help,
we're here.
422
00:19:23,007 --> 00:19:25,407
Even if I need
my shoe tied?
423
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:27,607
Right. come to me.
424
00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:30,377
Or if I need someone
to take me to preschool?
425
00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:32,677
Right. come to me.
426
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:35,010
Even if I need
100 bucks?
427
00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:39,307
Go to Dad.
428
00:19:39,337 --> 00:19:40,507
It's true, Andy.
429
00:19:40,537 --> 00:19:42,307
We all help each other
out around here.
430
00:19:42,337 --> 00:19:44,577
Sometimes, it may not
seem that way.
431
00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:46,577
There's a lot going on
around this house,
432
00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:48,577
and it's easy
to feel left out,
433
00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:50,807
especially when
you're the youngest.
434
00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:53,547
All right. Look, are you still
whining about that?
435
00:19:53,577 --> 00:19:56,077
It's been five years.
436
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,967
You know, Alex, it's not
an easy thing to forget.
437
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,197
How do you think it feels?
438
00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:01,107
You lost me
at a card game.
439
00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:04,577
Well,
I obviously found you.
440
00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:07,577
You see, Mallory was supposed
to babysit me that night.
441
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,007
But she passed me off
to Alex.
442
00:20:10,037 --> 00:20:12,047
He went to a card game
where he got so involved,
443
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,747
he didn't even realize
that I had walked out.
444
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:17,647
I thought you went outside
for a smoke.
445
00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:21,410
Jennifer, we've apologized
over and over.
446
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,607
Hi.
447
00:20:26,637 --> 00:20:28,847
Uh, Mom said you'd see us now.
Can we come in?
448
00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:30,177
Sure.
449
00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:31,377
Thanks.
450
00:20:31,407 --> 00:20:33,747
Guess you want me to leave,
then.
451
00:20:33,777 --> 00:20:36,207
Wait a minute.
Why would we want you to leave?
452
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:38,707
Well, you never seem
to want me around lately.
453
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,807
Come on, Jennifer.
That's not true.
454
00:20:40,837 --> 00:20:43,577
It isn't, huh? Is that why
you dumped me for Jeff?
455
00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:45,007
Jennifer...
hey, Mallory didn't mean...
456
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,077
At least she dumped me
for a nice guy, Alex.
457
00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:50,247
You dumped me
for a group of winos.
458
00:20:50,277 --> 00:20:53,077
Yeah, Alex.
459
00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:54,507
Hey, wait a minute.
Whose side are you on?
460
00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:57,347
On the other hand, Mallory,
you hurt me even more.
461
00:20:57,377 --> 00:20:59,850
I don't expect anything
from Alex.
462
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,747
Yeah, Mallor... y.
Wait... wait a minute.
463
00:21:03,777 --> 00:21:06,077
What do you mean,
you don't expect anything of me?
464
00:21:06,107 --> 00:21:07,877
Are you saying
that I neglected you?
465
00:21:07,907 --> 00:21:09,777
Alex, the only time
you talk to me
466
00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:11,507
is when you want me
to leave the room
467
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,807
or you need some money.
468
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,747
I mean, h-how can you
say that?
469
00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:16,807
Remember this morning?
470
00:21:16,837 --> 00:21:18,307
I-I talked to you.
I-I talked to you.
471
00:21:18,337 --> 00:21:21,507
I-I passed you in the hall.
I said, uh...
472
00:21:21,537 --> 00:21:24,577
"Hey, how you doing?"
473
00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:27,547
I'm touched.
474
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,777
Look, Jennifer.
475
00:21:28,807 --> 00:21:30,177
I don't know if it'll make you
feel any better,
476
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,007
but, uh, we're grounded.
477
00:21:32,037 --> 00:21:33,507
For how long?
478
00:21:33,537 --> 00:21:35,347
Let's put it this way...
479
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,007
You'll be driving
before we will.
480
00:21:38,037 --> 00:21:40,007
Look. I don't know
why you guys are here.
481
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:42,007
You don't care about me.
482
00:21:42,037 --> 00:21:45,377
It's always, "you're too young
for this, Jennifer,"
483
00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:48,347
or, "we can't go
because of you, Jennifer."
484
00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:50,807
I'm not a person.
485
00:21:50,837 --> 00:21:53,377
I'm a little sister.
486
00:21:53,407 --> 00:21:55,647
Jennifer, we don't really
treat you like that.
487
00:21:55,677 --> 00:21:58,747
Yes, you do.
You guys are always so busy.
488
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,407
You never
have time for me.
489
00:22:01,437 --> 00:22:04,877
Alex, you're busy with your
work, your clubs, your school.
490
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,947
Mallory, you're busy
with your boys, and...
491
00:22:07,977 --> 00:22:10,180
What else do you do?
492
00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:14,607
It's just because
we're older, Jennifer.
493
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:17,607
When you get to be our age,
you'll be busy, too.
494
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,447
I'll never be your age.
495
00:22:19,477 --> 00:22:21,177
I'll always be younger.
496
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,547
No matter what I do,
497
00:22:22,577 --> 00:22:25,177
you guys will always
get to do it first.
498
00:22:25,207 --> 00:22:26,677
Well, that's true,
Jennifer,
499
00:22:26,707 --> 00:22:28,747
but there are
a lot of advantages
500
00:22:28,777 --> 00:22:30,277
to being the youngest.
501
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,107
Like what?
502
00:22:32,137 --> 00:22:33,777
Well,
for... for one thing,
503
00:22:33,807 --> 00:22:35,977
Mallory and I have worn
Mom and Dad down.
504
00:22:36,007 --> 00:22:38,547
We've broken them in.
We've trained them.
505
00:22:38,577 --> 00:22:40,147
By the time you get to be
our age,
506
00:22:40,177 --> 00:22:41,750
you'll be running
this place.
507
00:22:43,150 --> 00:22:45,147
That is something
to look forward to,
508
00:22:45,177 --> 00:22:48,177
but what am I supposed to do
between now and then?
509
00:22:48,207 --> 00:22:51,377
We'll try and make it
more fun for you, Jen.
510
00:22:51,407 --> 00:22:54,407
Will you guys let me get in
trouble with you more often?
511
00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:56,177
Sure we will.
512
00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:58,877
Will you take all the blame
when we do?
513
00:22:58,907 --> 00:23:00,107
We always do.
514
00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:01,777
I know.
515
00:23:01,807 --> 00:23:04,550
That's my favorite part
of being the little sister.
516
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,847
You know,
Jennifer, uh...
517
00:23:07,877 --> 00:23:10,577
When we didn't
know where you were,
518
00:23:10,607 --> 00:23:12,947
we were really worried
about you.
519
00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,747
You mean it?
520
00:23:14,777 --> 00:23:17,907
There was a moment there
when I realized
521
00:23:17,937 --> 00:23:20,407
what it would be like,
uh...
522
00:23:20,437 --> 00:23:23,907
If you weren't around,
and I didn't like the idea.
523
00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:27,510
For one thing, I'd be stuck here
alone with Mallory.
524
00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:30,777
We love you, Jennifer.
525
00:23:30,807 --> 00:23:33,947
Sometimes we forget to say it,
but we do.
526
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:35,577
You, too, Alex?
527
00:23:35,607 --> 00:23:37,410
Me too.
528
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:42,447
Well, I think that's enough
storytelling for one night.
529
00:23:42,477 --> 00:23:44,277
It's time for bedtime.
530
00:23:44,307 --> 00:23:45,777
I'm not sleepy.
531
00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:50,547
I want to hear more...
More about how you guys fight.
532
00:23:50,577 --> 00:23:52,777
All right, well, there was this
time that Mallory...
533
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,907
Alex, please.
I'm sorry, Mom.
534
00:23:54,937 --> 00:23:56,647
Don't think about
the fights, Andy.
535
00:23:56,677 --> 00:23:59,107
Just think about
how we make up
536
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:01,507
and how we just
love each other.
537
00:24:01,537 --> 00:24:03,910
Just remember those things.
We do.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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5 сезон 19 серия
«Битва полов. Часть 2»
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Всё началось c невинных
мелких обманов.
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Их и обманами-то не назовёшь.
Так, обманчики.
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А после одно за другим.
И что вы мне прикажете?
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Дина искренне верит
во всё это, Алекс.
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Твоё же отношение...
оскорбительно для неё.
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Но если Дина тебе небезразлична,
скажи ей правду и не тяни.
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Конечно, в самом конце
я поступил достойно.
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Я соврал тебе.
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Что?
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Я врал, обманывал, это всё ложь.
Я не сторонник "Поправки".
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Просто сделал вид,
чтобы понравиться тебе.
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Алекс Китон!
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Я... я не достоин
ваших аплодисментов.
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Нет, послушайте...
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Пришло время вам
услышать правду.
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Я действительно пришёл
на помощь Дороти Кэнелл,
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и это было искренне.
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00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,660
Да!
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Нет, послушайте...
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Но побудившие меня на это
мотивы были несколько иными.
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Я поступил так ради девушки.
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Молодец!
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Ну хватит, довольно.
Я тут извиниться пытаюсь.
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Понимаете...
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Я притворился тем,
кем не являюсь,
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чтобы понравиться
этой девушке.
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И поначалу это казалось
безобидным...
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Но...
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Правда в том, что я не сторонник
"Поправки о равноправии".
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Прости меня, Дина.
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Я прошу прощения у вас, Дороти,
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у своей семьи,
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и у всех вас.
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Я не достоин этой чести, так как
считаю, что лидер движения...
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должен верить в движение.
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А я, если честно, не верю.
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Но я понял для себя
необходимость "Поправки".
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И всё это благодаря
умным и мужественным людям,
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искренне желающим этого.
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Я не тот Алекс Китон, которого
вы себе представляли.
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Простите.
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Ладно. Хорошо.
Ну дал я слегка маху.
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Признаю.
Но я же извинился.
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Поступил как мужчина.
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Поступил как женщина?
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Стоп. Поступил как человек.
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Что стало с Диной?
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А с ней, Энди, в сложившихся
обстоятельствах мы...
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Как только Дина узнала,
что Алекс притворялся,
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она устроила ему разнос
и больше с ним не разговаривала.
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Как ты заманчиво говоришь.
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У нас шло всё как по маслу.
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Крошечная ошибочка...
и я уже враг навеки.
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Всё потому что женщины
наделены глубинной силой.
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Вам этого не понять.
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Это точно.
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Признай это, Алекс.
Рядом с девушкой
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парень пойдёт на всё,
чтобы заполучить её.
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00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:23,910
Это правда, Алекс?
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00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:27,680
Это... не такой уж и простой
вопрос, Энди.
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Здесь много различных
факторов.
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00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:32,550
Это правда, Алекс?
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Как пить дать.
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А вот девушки так не делают.
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Даже если парень и правится,
девушка мыслит трезво.
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Она сохраняет
своё достоинство.
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Ой ли, Дженнифер?
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00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,750
Забыла уже приезд
Скотта Хэндли?
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Это совсем другое.
Тогда я была гораздо моложе.
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Понимаешь, Энди,
Дженнифер у нас дружила
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с мальчиком по имени
Скотт Хэндли.
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Потом он переехал.
А когда вернулся через пару лет,
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по какой-то необъяснимой причине,
он положил глаз на Мэллори.
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00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:06,280
Естественно, что Дженнифер
пришла ко мне за советом.
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00:05:06,310 --> 00:05:08,550
У меня проблема, Алекс.
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Дженнифер, тебе же только 11.
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00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:16,410
У тебя есть крыша над головой.
Каждый день тебя кормят.
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00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,650
Ты не платишь налоги.
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Какие проблемы
у тебя могут быть?
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Бейсбольный матч не отменяли.
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Вместо него Скотт повёл
Мэллори в ресторан.
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00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:32,250
Может, он просто забыл.
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00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:35,280
Как он мог забыть о таком?
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00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:37,650
Мы со Скоттом были
лучшими друзьями.
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00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:43,050
На Мэллори он даже не смотрел.
А теперь всё наоборот.
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Что такого есть у Мэллори,
чего нет у меня?
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Отвечу тебе так, Джен.
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00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:57,680
Семнадцатилетний парень
предпочитает иных девушек,
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нежели одиннадцатилетний.
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Это вполне естественно.
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В этот период своей жизни
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Скотт интересуется девушками,
которые более... мягкие.
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Когда это случилось со Скоттом?
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Почему он изменился?
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00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,350
Так уж устроен человек, Джен.
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Что бы мы ни делали,
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00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:20,980
а у Мэллори уже появилось
некое неосязаемое качество,
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00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:26,080
которое привлекает парней,
беспомощных жертв гормонов...
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циркулирующих по их венам.
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И Скотт как раз из их числа.
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Мы можем это остановить?
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Слишком поздно, Джен.
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Всё уже предрешено для Скотта...
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00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:46,210
и ему подобных.
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Так нечестно, Алекс.
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00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:57,280
Да, но ничего не поделаешь, Джен.
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Мой тебе совет – оставайся
ребёнком как можно дольше.
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Я сам так поступил, и то были
лучшие две недели моей жизни.
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00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,698
Но главное, что Дженнифер
нашла выход из ситуации.
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00:07:11,728 --> 00:07:14,450
и, конечно, сохранила
своё достоинство.
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00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:20,150
Подскажите,
где столик Скотта Хэндли.
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Следуйте за мной, синьора.
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Дженнифер!
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00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:38,780
Добрый вечер, Скотт.
Решила вот присоединиться к тебе.
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00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:43,480
Мэллори!
Какая приятная встреча!
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Привет, Джен.
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00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,580
Дженнифер,
ты чего так вырядилась?
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00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:53,110
Я женщина настроения, Скотт.
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Вчера я – юная и озорная,
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а сегодня – умудрённая опытом
и крайне серьёзная.
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00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:09,580
Дженнифер, это столик на двоих.
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00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:12,350
Ради родной сестры
можешь и потесниться.
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00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:14,250
Ну, Скотт, что посоветуешь?
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00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,710
В последний раз
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мне здесь пришлась по вкусу
пицца с болонской колбаской.
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00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:21,880
Заказать что ль ещё раз?
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00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:23,480
Это что, шутка какая-то?
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00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:26,950
Я крайне серьёзна, Скотт.
Будет мне пицца или нет?
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00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:29,630
Джен, мы уже заказали.
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00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,560
Мэллори, Скотту нужны силы.
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У него же масса <i>мормонов</i>,
циркулирующих по венам.
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Чего?
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Сегодня я не буду говорить
о бейсболе, Скотт.
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00:08:45,330 --> 00:08:47,500
Понимаешь, о чём я?
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00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,700
Как-то не особо.
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00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:54,130
Сегодня ты увидишь, что я могу быть
такой же мягкой, как Мэллори.
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Угостить тебя?
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00:09:00,378 --> 00:09:02,560
Так, Джен.
Давай-ка отойдём.
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00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,100
Мэллори, не выставляй
себя на посмешище!
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00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:07,860
Послушай. Давай мы
проводим тебя домой.
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00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,360
Обойдусь как-нибудь.
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00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,430
Дженнифер...
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00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,930
Девочка, ты в порядке?
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00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,900
В порядке.
И я не девочка.
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00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:20,981
Официант,
подать мой велик ко входу!
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00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:25,030
Ладно, перегнула я немножко,
но ведь мои чувства были задеты.
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00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:27,100
Как бы ты поступил
на моём месте?
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00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:29,100
Я бы благородно
отошёл в сторону
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и позволил Мэллори
насладиться вечером.
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00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,930
И что гораздо важнее,
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00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,700
я бы захватил домой пиццы
для своего брата.
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00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:38,130
Да, легко тебе говорить, Алекс.
155
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,187
Естественно.
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00:09:39,217 --> 00:09:41,760
Ведь у парней крутизна
всегда на первом месте.
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00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,030
Ой ли?
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00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,560
- Да!
- Молодец!
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00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,260
Мы, мужчины, должны
держаться вместе, верно, отец?
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00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,230
Безусловно.
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00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,710
Безусловно нет.
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00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:56,350
Или где-то посредине.
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00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,980
Ты о чём вообще?
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00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:01,250
Алекс говорит, что парни
такие из себя крутые,
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00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,470
а девушки – нет.
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00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,260
И что мы готовы поцапаться друг
с другом при каждом удобном случае.
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00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:06,810
Так, значит, Алекс, ты думаешь?
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00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:10,880
Моя крутизна уберегает
меня от ответа.
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00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,380
Ты просто боишься признать
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00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,246
наличие дружбы
между женщинами...
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00:10:14,276 --> 00:10:15,390
Спасибо, мам.
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...которая не чета мужской.
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00:10:19,024 --> 00:10:21,310
Классно сказано, Мэл.
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Мэллори хочет сказать,
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что женщины способны
решать трудности
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разумно и взвешено.
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И где были твои разумность
и взвешенность, мам,
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когда вы слегка не сошлись
в мнениях с Мэллори
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с тем рекламным случаем
пару лет назад?
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Маму выбрали сниматься в рекламе
замороженных продуктов,
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а Мэллори вся изошла
от ревности.
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Вы же все собирались в боулинг?
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Я сказала папе, чтобы шли без меня.
У меня много учёбы.
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Ой, извини.
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Сегодня же твою
рекламу снимают.
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А я и забыла.
Не буду мешаться.
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Так, народ. Мы начинаем.
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Все по местам. По местам.
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Поехали.
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"Верный пингвин.
Реклама замороженных продуктов".
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Дубль 1.
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И... мотор!
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Я задержалась на работе.
Пробки были ужасные.
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Как же мне приготовить
потрясающий ужин
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для восьми важных друзей
лишь за 20 минут?
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Как насчёт "Верного пингвина"?
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Я и забыла.
Спасибо вам, сэр Пингвин.
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Только посмотрите...
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Комплексный ужин гурмэ
прямо у вас в морозилке.
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Устрицы, черепаховый суп,
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сочная утка по-пекински
с гарниром на выбор.
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А на десерт...
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Стоп!
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И что это?
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Извините. Мам, можно мне
мороженого...
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Оно прямо за черепаховым...
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Простите.
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Держи, Мэллори.
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А теперь, будь добра, не мешай!
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Не буду. Простите.
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Ложку можно взять?
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Нет.
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Все по местам. По местам.
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Поехали.
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"Верный пингвин.
Реклама замороженных продуктов".
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Дубль 2.
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Мотор!
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Я задержалась на работе.
Пробки были ужасные.
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Как же мне приготовить
потрясающий ужин
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для восьми важных друзей
лишь за 20 минут?
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Как насчёт "Верного пингвина"?
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Я и забыла.
Спасибо вам, сэр Пингвин.
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Только посмотрите...
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Комплексный ужин гурмэ
прямо у вас в морозилке.
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Устрицы, черепаховый суп,
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сочная утка по-пекински
с гарниром на выбор.
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А на десерт...
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Да. Почему бы и нет?
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Французские блинчики
с цитрусовым соусом.
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И в довершении ко всему,
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верно-пингвинский перуанский
кофе премиум класса
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в прочнейшем пакете для варки.
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Побалуйтесь мгновением.
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Просто засуньте всё это
в микроволновку.
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Прошу прощения.
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Стоп! Стоп, стоп, стоп.
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Просто у нас нет
микроволновки.
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Нам не нужна микроволновка
для съёмок рекламы.
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Ой! Извини.
Я просто хотела помочь.
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Слышь, ребёнок...
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В этом костюме +45.
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Я пойду погуляю.
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И не спеши возвращаться.
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Так, все по местам.
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По местам.
Ещё раз всё сначала.
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Готовы? И... поехали.
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"Верный пингвин.
Реклама замороженных продуктов".
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Дубль 4.
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Так, внимательно.
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Ещё раз. И... мотор!
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Я задержалась на работе.
Пробки были ужасные.
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Как же мне приготовить
потрясающий ужин
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для восьми важных друзей
лишь за 20 минут?
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Как насчёт "Верного пингвина"?
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Дверь закрыта.
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Стоп. Стоп.
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Стоп.
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Мэллори.
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Ой! Простите.
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Вот я глупая.
Заперла дверь.
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По привычке. Безопасность.
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Извините.
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Осторожнее, ребёнок.
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"Верный пингвин.
Реклама замороженных продуктов".
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Дубль 22.
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Мотор!
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Я задержалась на работе.
Пробки были важные.
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Как же мне приготовить
восьми друзей и пингвина?
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Мамочка, ты всё ещё
злишься на Мэллори?
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Нет, мы давно уже помирились.
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Точно, как и всегда.
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По-моему, мы здесь даём Энди
ложное представление.
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Говорим только
о наших спорах,
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склоках и ссорах.
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Это ведь не вся история.
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Злиться на кого-то –
это нормально,
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даже на того, кого любишь...
И даже на свою семью.
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Неправильно таить
эту злобу долгое время.
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Главное, что в сложные моменты,
мы все горой друг за друга.
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Даже Алекс и Мэллори?
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Особенно Алекс и Мэллори.
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Так, сбавь-ка обороты.
Фантазия, смотрю, разыгралась.
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У меня всё-таки ж имидж.
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Энди, даже если Алексу
это не по душе,
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на самом деле
он хороший парень.
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Не слушай ни слова из этого.
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Мы возвращались домой
из Принстона.
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Аховый был выходной.
Я испортила всё, что только можно.
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Но Алекс...
Алекс был на высоте.
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Как ты?
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Хочу умереть.
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Похоже, в картишки перекинуться
ты не настроена?
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Что за день.
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Я испортила тебе собеседование,
лишилась парня,
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и выставила себя при этом
полной дурой.
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Никогда раньше я не вела себя
так глупо и эгоистично.
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Ну что ты, Мэллори.
Конечно же вела.
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Да шучу я, шучу.
Расслабься уже.
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Ну и... Как вы поступите
с Джеффом?
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Нам мало чего осталось
сказать друг другу.
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Уговор, что мы можем встречаться
с другими, и вправду был.
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Было глупо ехать туда
на эти выходные.
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Почему ты меня не остановил?
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Я?
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Шучу я, шучу.
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Уже хорошо, что ты
можешь над этим смеяться.
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Женское отчаяние творит
странные вещи.
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Слушай, Мэллори...
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Сегодня ты потеряла парня,
неплохого такого,
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это печально.
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Но вот, что я тебе скажу.
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Ты особенный человек.
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У тебя доброе сердце,
хорошее чувство юмора,
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ты привлекательная,
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и у тебя...
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гораздо больше ума,
чем я обычно тебе приписываю.
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Так что... беспокоиться
тебе не о чем.
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Вокруг полно парней,
которые будут счастливы
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просто познакомиться
с такой, как ты.
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Это правда, Мэллори.
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Не знаю, что подвигло меня
сказать такое, но...
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это правда.
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Не понимаю, Алекс.
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Почему ты не злишься на меня
после всего, что я выкинула?
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А какой смысл сейчас
на тебя злиться?
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Тебе разбили сердце.
Ты была в нокдауне.
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Подожду, пока тебе полегчает.
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Тогда ты у меня
огребёшь по полной.
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Нет, серьёзно, Алекс.
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Я испортила тебе
собеседование в колледж.
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Я фактически лишила тебя
шансов поступить в Принстон.
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Сделанное мной в последствии
может разрушить всю твою жизнь.
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И всё из-за меня!
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Так, Мэллори, сейчас я не злюсь.
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Но если ты продолжишь в том же духе,
я вышвырну тебя с поезда.
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Но это всё правда.
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Я и сам этого не понимаю.
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Там, из кабинета декана,
увидев,
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как ты металась
по территории
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в горестном безумии,
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это как-то подействовало на меня.
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Внезапно, помочь тебе
стало для меня важнее,
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чем поступить в колледж.
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Ты меняешься, Алекс.
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Может, и так, Мэллори.
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Сегодня я многое узнал о себе.
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Что?
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Всегда вот думал, что знаю себя,
чего и как я хочу.
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Видимо, я ошибался.
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Мне просто придётся смириться
с холодной, горькой правдой,
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с реальной действительностью,
нравится она мне или нет,
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что я просто
чертовски милый парень.
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Хватит болтать, раздавай карты.
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Ладно.
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Партейку в "сердечки"?
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Алекс.
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В "старую деву"?
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Алекс, ты милый.
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У меня был жар, ясно?
Временное помутнение рассудка.
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Для этого, Энди, и нужна семья.
Все готовы помочь всем.
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Тебе что-то нужно,
только скажи.
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Даже если мне нужно
завязать шнурки?
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Смело обращайся ко мне.
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Или если мне нужно,
чтобы меня отвели в садик?
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Смело обращайся ко мне.
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Даже если мне нужно
100 баксов?
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За этим к папе.
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Так и есть, Энди. Тут мы все
помогаем друг другу.
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Иногда, конечно, так не выглядит.
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Многое происходит
у нас в семье,
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и тут легко почувствовать
себя брошенной,
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особенно, когда ты
самый маленький.
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Что, ты всё ещё обижена
за тот случай?
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5 лет уж прошло.
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Такое сложно забыть.
Каково мне было, думаешь?
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Ты потерял меня,
играя в карты.
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Но ты же нашлась.
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В тот вечер Мэллори должна
была следить за мной.
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Но свалила меня на Алекса.
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А он пошёл играть в покер.
Увлёкшись,
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он даже не понял, что меня
давно и след простыл.
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Я думал, ты вышла
перекурить на пару минут.
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Дженнифер, мы же извинялись
снова и снова.
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Привет. Мама сказала,
к тебе можно. Мы войдём?
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Валяйте.
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Спасибо.
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00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,710
Хотите, чтоб я вышла?
388
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,180
Погоди-ка, с чего нам этого хотеть?
389
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,680
Не очень-то вы хотели
со мной общаться.
390
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,780
Дженнифер, это не так.
391
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:43,550
Серьёзно? А кто бросил
меня ради Джеффа?
392
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,980
- Дженнифер.
- Мэллори не виновата...
393
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,050
Она-то хоть ушла
к красивому парню,
394
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,210
ты, Алекс, променял меня
на кучку отморозков.
395
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,050
Да, Алекс.
396
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,480
На чьей ты стороне?
397
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:57,310
Но если подумать, Мэллори,
ты обидела меня сильнее.
398
00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:59,850
От Алекса я не ждала многого.
399
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,710
Да, Мэллори...
Постой-ка...
400
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,050
Что значит, ты не ждала
от меня многого?
401
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,850
Разве я о тебе не заботился?
402
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,480
Алекс, ты говорил со мной,
только когда хотел, чтоб я ушла,
403
00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:13,780
или тебе нужны были деньги.
404
00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:15,710
Да что ты такое говоришь?
405
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,280
Помнишь, утром,
мы же разговаривали.
406
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,669
Мы встретились в коридоре.
407
00:21:20,699 --> 00:21:24,550
Я сказал: "Привет, как дела?"
408
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:27,510
Как трогательно.
409
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:30,150
Дженнифер, может,
это утешит тебя.
410
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,980
Мы под домашним арестом.
411
00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:33,480
На сколько?
412
00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:37,980
Скажем так.
Ты сядешь за руль раньше нас.
413
00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:41,980
Не знаю, зачем вы сюда пришли.
Вам наплевать на меня.
414
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:45,350
Только и знаете: "Дженнифер,
ты ещё мала для этого".
415
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:48,310
Или: "Дженнифер, из-за тебя
мы не можем пойти."
416
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,780
Я не человек.
417
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,350
Я младшая сестра.
418
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,610
Дженнифер, мы
не относимся к тебе так.
419
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:58,710
Относитесь.
Вы всегда заняты.
420
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,380
На меня у вас нет времени.
421
00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:04,850
Алекс, у тебя на уме только
работа, кружки, школа...
422
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:10,180
А у тебя, Мэллори, – парни и...
Что у тебя ещё?
423
00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:14,580
Мы просто старше, Дженнифер.
424
00:22:14,610 --> 00:22:17,580
Когда ты дорастёшь до нас,
ты тоже будешь занята.
425
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:21,150
Я никогда не дорасту до вас.
Я всегда буду младше.
426
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:25,150
А вы всегда будете
делать всё первыми.
427
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:26,650
Это правда, Дженнифер.
428
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,250
Но есть куча преимуществ
быть младше.
429
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,080
Каких?
430
00:22:32,110 --> 00:22:35,950
Вот к примеру, мы с Мэллори
как бы обнашиваем маму с папой.
431
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,510
Обтёсываем их.
Мы их подготавливаем.
432
00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:41,750
Когда ты повзрослеешь,
ты будешь здесь править.
433
00:22:43,150 --> 00:22:48,522
Это цель, достойная стремления,
но что мне делать до того момента?
434
00:22:48,554 --> 00:22:51,350
Больше радуйся жизни, Джен.
435
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:54,380
И мы снова с вами будем
попадать в неприятности?
436
00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:56,150
Конечно.
437
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,850
И вы будете брать
всю на вину себя?
438
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,080
Как всегда.
439
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,750
Знаю.
440
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,550
За это мне и нравится
быть младше.
441
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:10,550
А знаешь, Дженнифер,
когда ты потерялась,
442
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,910
мы очень переживали за тебя.
443
00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:14,710
Правда?
444
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:20,380
И был момент, когда я
представил, что было бы,
445
00:23:20,410 --> 00:23:23,880
не будь тебя с нами,
и мне это не понравилось.
446
00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:27,510
И прежде всего, я остался бы
здесь один с Мэллори.
447
00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:31,179
Мы любим тебя, Дженнифер.
448
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:33,910
Хоть иногда и забываем
говорить тебе это.
449
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:35,550
И ты, Алекс?
450
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,410
И я.
451
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:44,250
Думаю, хватит на сегодня
историй. Пора уже спать.
452
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:50,510
Я не хочу. Расскажите ещё
о ваших ссорах.
453
00:23:50,550 --> 00:23:52,750
Хорошо.
Однажды Мэллори...
454
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,880
- Алекс, хватит.
- Извини, мам.
455
00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:59,080
Не думай о ссорах, Энди.
Думай, как мы мирились
456
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:01,480
и как мы любим друг друга.
457
00:24:01,510 --> 00:24:03,910
Помни лучше это.
Как помним мы.
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