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Oh, come on!
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Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too.
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You know, instead of watching
football, you could help.
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We know.
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Hey, Rachel, you wanna put the
marshmallows in concentric circles.
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No, Mon, you want to put
them in concentric circles.
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I want to do this.
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Every year.
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The One With the Football
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To the ten, to the five.
Touchdown, Giants!
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You know, for once I am gonna sit down
and try to watch one of these things.
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Halftime.
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Who wants to throw
the ball around?
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- Get a little three-on-three going?
- That would be so much fun.
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- Can I play too?
- I've never played football, like, ever.
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Great! You can cover Chandler.
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No, no. I don't really want to play.
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You never want to do anything
since you and Janice broke up.
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That's not true. I wanted to wear my
bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day.
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I wanted to start drinking in the morning.
Don't say I don't have goals!
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Chandler, you have to start
getting over her, all right?
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If you play, you get some fresh air.
Maybe it'll take your mind off Janice.
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If you don't play, everyone will be mad
at you because the teams won't be even.
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- Come on.
- All right, I'll play.
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- Let's do it! Ross?
- What?
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Wanna play football?
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Monica and I aren't supposed
to play football.
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Says who? Your mom?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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Every Thanksgiving, we used
to have a touch football game...
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... called the Geller Bowl.
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No, no, no. You say that proudly!
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Anyway, Ross and I
were always captains.
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It got kind of competitive,
and one year, Geller Bowl VI...
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... I accidentally broke Ross' nose.
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It was so not an accident.
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She saw I was about to tag her,
so she threw...
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... her big fat
grandma-arm elbow in my face...
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... and just kept running.
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To score the winning touchdown,
by the way.
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You did not win the game.
The touchdown didn't count...
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... because of the spectacularly
illegal, and savage, nose-breaking.
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I won the game.
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Oh, yeah? Then how come
you didn't get the Geller Cup?
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There was a Geller Cup?
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Yes, it was the trophy
you got if you won the game.
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But our dad said nobody won that game,
and he was sick of our fighting.
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So he took the trophy...
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... threw it in the lake.
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And was the curse lifted?
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Anyway...
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... that's why Mom said we were
not allowed to play football again.
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You know what?
I think we should play a game.
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I mean, come on.
It's been 12 years.
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Can I see you for a second?
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- Wuss!
- All right, we're gonna play.
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Wait. How are we gonna get there?
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Because my mom
won't let me cross the street.
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Pheebs, here you go.
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- Okay, let's bring it in.
- Wait.
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Honey, throw it to me!
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Here you go.
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That almost hit me in the face!
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All right, we have to pick captains.
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And then Tennilles.
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Okay, so how do we decide that?
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- Well, why don't we just bunny up?
- What?
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- Bunny!
- Bunny!
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Okay, looks like Ross
and I are captains.
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Okay. So I bunnied first,
which means I get to pick first. Joey.
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- Thank you.
- Monica!
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I'm your best friend.
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Sweetie, don't worry,
you'll get picked. Chandler.
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- Ross!
- Phoebe.
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Sweetie, now I pick you.
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You don't pick me.
You're stuck with me!
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Okay. All right. So let's see.
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Let's play from the trash can
to the light post, right?
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Two-hand touch. We'll kick off.
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All right, people, listen.
I've got exactly 28 minutes...
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... before I have to baste again.
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Wow, just like in the pros.
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Come on. Huddle up!
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- All right, huddle up right over here!
- Wait for me! Wait for me!
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Oh, cool! This is my first huddle.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So what do you guys
really think of Chandler?
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- You know what you're doing, right?
- Yeah.
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Joey's going to catch it.
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- And you and I are going to block.
- What's block?
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- I thought you knew what you were doing.
- I thought you meant in life.
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Break!
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The ball is Janice.
The ball is Janice.
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Son of a... !
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- Come on!
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
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You know what?
We're just gonna throw it.
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I got it!
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Go, go, go!
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Score! Seven to nothing!
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Come on. Let's go.
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Losers walk.
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Yeah? Losers talk.
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No. No. No. Actually, losers rhyme.
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Forty-three.
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Seventy-four.
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- You wanna go shotgun?
- Yeah.
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- Hike.
- One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
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Over here! Over here!
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I almost caught that one!
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Great. Now the score's
7 to almost 7.
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Okay.
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On this play, I want you to do
a down-and-out to the right, okay?
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- Break!
- Wait. What am I gonna do?
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You?
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You go long.
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Well, how long?
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- Until we start to look very small.
- Okay.
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Break!
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- Hike.
- One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
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Switch! Switch! Switch!
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Hey. Thanks for stopping our ball.
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You are playing American football?
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Yeah. Wow! You're, like,
from a whole other country!
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I'm Dutch.
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Hi, I'm Joey.
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I am Margha.
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I'm sorry, Dutch.
I didn't get that last little bit.
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Hey, Joey, you wanna play
football or... Hi, I'm Chandler.
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Hello, Chandler.
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Her name is Dutch and also Margha.
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Margha.
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- Margha.
- Margha.
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Mar-hon.
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Come on, guys! Let's go!
Come on. Second down!
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- Hello? It's third down.
- No, it's not. It's second.
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- Wow.
- Wow what?
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How it just amazes me that
you're still pulling stuff like this.
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- Pulling what? It's second down.
- Okay, it's second down.
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Take all the second downs you need.
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- I heard that.
- Well, I said it loud.
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It is okay if I stay and watch?
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- Just sit right there.
- Yeah, why don't you stick around?
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- Well, that went well.
- I think so.
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You know, I was thinking
about asking her for her number.
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Thanks, man, but it makes a stronger
statement if I ask for it myself, you know?
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No. I was thinking about for me.
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As part of that whole getting-over-Janice
thing you talked about.
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Oh, yeah. That.
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If it means that much,
I'll let you have her.
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Thanks.
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Let me have her?
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What do you mean?
If you didn't, I wouldn't have a shot?
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I don't like to say it out loud...
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... but yeah!
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Don't feel bad, man.
We all have our strengths.
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- You're better with numbers and stuff.
- Math? You're giving me math?
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All right, you know what?
Forget about it.
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You go for the girl.
We'll see who gets her.
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Chandler, I want you to run a
post-pattern to the left. And, sweetie...
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Yeah, I know. Go long.
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You know, it's like all I'm doing is
running back and forth from the huddle.
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Well, you wanna just stay out there?
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Can I see that for a second?
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- Okay.
- Okay, let's go.
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- I got Chandler!
- Hike!
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi.
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Fumble!
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What the hell's the matter with you?
This is my favorite jersey.
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Well, now you have two.
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Hey, I am good at math!
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That's it. I was still
gonna let you have her.
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But now forget about it.
Prepare to feel bad about yourself.
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Hey, well, I've been preparing
for that my entire life!
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Or something about you that's mean!
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All right. Come on, guys. Let's go.
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Tie score.
We're running out of time.
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Forty-two, 38, hike!
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I got it!
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Oh, broken boobs!
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- Pheebs, run!
- Run, Phoebe, run!
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Touchdown! Touchdown!
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Hello, the buzzer buzzed.
It doesn't count.
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- After the snap.
- Before the snap.
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- After.
- Before.
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- Now, does it really matter?
- Yes!
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But I made a touchdown.
It was my first touchdown.
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Pheebs, that's great.
Doesn't count.
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- Does so count.
- Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.
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Oh, my God!
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You know what? That's fine.
Maybe you haven't grown up, but I have.
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- Oh, okay.
- Dead leg!
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Okay, fine. You want to win
by cheating, go ahead, all right.
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Phoebe, the touchdown
does count. You win.
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No!
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I'm not going
to go through this again.
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I wanna beat you
when you can't blame...
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... it on the broken nose or the buzzer
or the fact that you might have mono.
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All right. Let's just call
this tie score and it's halftime.
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First, I don't play with cheaters.
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And second of all,
you know I had swollen glands!
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You know what? I think you'll play.
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Oh, really? Why's that?
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Because the winner gets this.
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The Geller Cup!
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Is everybody else seeing a
troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?
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Okay, good.
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Okay, where the hell did you get that?
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When you went to the hospital
for your nose...
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... I swam into the lake
and fished it out.
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That cup is mine!
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No, it's not. You want it,
you're gonna have to win it.
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All right. So are we not
having dinner at all?
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Come on, Phoebe, let's go. Come on,
it's time to get serious. Huddle up.
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Joey, keep your head in the game.
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It's hard, you know?
His huddle's close to the Dutch girl.
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Look, if I take Chandler out of the
running, will you be able to focus?
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- What are you gonna do?
- Just make sure he catches the ball.
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- I'll do the rest.
- Okay.
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- Come on, you wuss!
- Okay, come on.
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- Go, Chan...
- I got it!
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Come on! This way!
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Hi!
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Look out!
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Tackled by a girl! Bet you don't
see that every day, do you?
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What's with the tackling?
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What?
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I just touched him and he went over.
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Okay. You wanna play rough?
We can play rough.
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Let's get ready to rumble!
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- Go, go, go!
- Get her! Get her!
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I love this game!
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Hey, where'd you get that?
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I went really long.
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Forty-two to 21.
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Like the turkey, Ross is done!
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No surprise. You got to pick first,
so you got the better team.
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You're pathetic! Why can't you
just accept that we're winning...
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... because I'm better than you?
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Oh, what a great argument.
Exhaling!
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You know what? I'll prove it to you.
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I'll trade you Joey for Rachel
and I'll still win the game.
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What? The guys against the girls?
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See that's ridiculous, Monica, because
I'm only down by three touchdowns.
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Oh, then bring it on!
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00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:10,000
Unless, of course, you're afraid
you might lose to a bunch of girls.
246
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Fine. Fine. Rachel, you're with Monica.
Joey, you're with me.
247
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I cannot believe you are trading me.
248
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,500
Come on. Let's see what it's like
to be on a winning team for a change.
249
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,300
You're gonna let me play?
250
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All right, then!
251
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,700
The game is over? We eat now?
252
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,800
The game's not over.
We're switching teams.
253
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,000
Yeah. Chandler finds me so intimidating
that it's better if we're on the same team.
254
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,400
All right. Okay, let's play. Let's go.
255
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,700
Hold on a second, Joe.
256
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,300
Where do Dutch people come from?
257
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Well, the Pennsylvania Dutch
come from Pennsylvania.
258
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,200
And the other Dutch people?
259
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,900
They come from somewhere near
the Netherlands, right?
260
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Nice try.
261
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,500
See the Netherlands
is this make-believe place...
262
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,500
... where Peter Pan
and Tinker Bell come from.
263
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,200
Oh, my.
264
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,800
Enough with geography for
the insane, okay. Let's play some ball.
265
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,300
- No. I'm not playing with this guy now.
- Fine with me.
266
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,300
Okay, I've had enough of this.
Let's just cut to the chase.
267
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,600
Heidi, which
of my boys do you like?
268
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,500
What are you doing?
269
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,900
What are you doing?
270
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,300
Which do I like?
271
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:30,200
Yeah, for dating, general merriment,
taking back to your windmill?
272
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,200
Well, if I had to choose right now...
273
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,000
... which, by the way,
I find really weird...
274
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... I would have to say Chandler.
275
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,500
Yes!
276
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:45,000
Wait a minute. She obviously
didn't understand the question.
277
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,300
Well, why don't you have
Captain Hook explain it to her?
278
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,400
I'm sorry, Joey. That is my truth.
279
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,100
You hear that? That is her truth,
Mr. I'll-Let-You-Have-Her!
280
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,900
I win! You suck! I rule all!
281
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,100
Mini-wave in celebration of me!
282
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:09,200
I am now thinking I would like
to change my answer to no one.
283
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,500
What?
284
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,000
I now find you shallow...
285
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,300
... and a dork.
286
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,100
Bye-bye.
287
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,500
Nice going. You just saved
yourself a couple months of sex.
288
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,400
You know what? It doesn't matter,
because she picked me. Me!
289
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,600
Now I get the dates...
290
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,400
... and you stay home on Saturday
nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!
291
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,600
Save the breakthroughs for therapy.
The clock is ticking.
292
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,500
We have no time
and we are losing to girls.
293
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,200
We're not gonna lose to girls.
294
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,700
It's 42 to 21!
295
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,500
This sucks!
I was just up by that much!
296
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,600
Hey! Are we playing football, or what?
Come on, you hairy-backed Marys!
297
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,400
We have to do this.
We are playing for women everywhere.
298
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,000
Okay, just think about
every lousy date you ever had.
299
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,100
Every guy who kept one eye
on the TV while you were making out.
300
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,300
Oh, my God! You dated
someone with a glass eye too?
301
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,900
Come on, okay? This is for
all womankind. Let's kill them!
302
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,200
Yeah! Kill them!
303
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,100
All right, well,
I want to kill them too.
304
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,600
But they're boys.
305
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,200
You know, how are we gonna
beat three boys?
306
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:49,300
We still have a minute and a half
left, and we're down by two points.
307
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,700
Two points, ladies.
308
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,000
Phoebe, you do a buttonhook again.
309
00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,600
Rachel, you go long.
310
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,400
No, don't make me go long.
Use me. They never cover me.
311
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,300
Honey, there's a reason.
312
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,700
Monica, I'm not lame, okay?
I can do something. I can throw.
313
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:13,400
- Let me throw. This is my game too.
- Come on, Mon. Let her throw the ball.
314
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:17,200
Rachel, sweep behind, I'll pitch it to you.
You throw it downfield to Phoebe.
315
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,300
Thank you.
316
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,400
- Break!
- Break!
317
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,500
- All right, here we go.
- Okay.
318
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,000
Thirty-two, 71, hike!
319
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,700
One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi!
320
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,200
Go, go, go!
321
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Mon, catch!
322
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,800
- I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay!
323
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,500
I'm sorry. They were coming at me
and I didn't know what to do.
324
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,600
Thirty seconds left on the timer.
325
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,800
Okay, okay. So we get
to take that stupid troll thing home.
326
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,800
Come on! Come on! Hurry!
We're running out of time.
327
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,500
- Huddle up!
- Okay.
328
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,700
Oh, this is our last huddle!
329
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,400
All right, Phoebe, get open.
Rachel...
330
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,500
... go long.
331
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:03,900
Okay.
332
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,900
Break!
333
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,700
I did it! Touchdown!
We did it!
334
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,300
You know? Rachel, funny thing, actually.
The end zone starts at that pole.
335
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,500
So you're 5 feet short.
So...
336
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,300
... we win!
337
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,900
Yes, yes, yes!
338
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,000
Wait, so explain
something to me, though.
339
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:15,300
If nobody tagged Rachel,
then isn't the play still going?
340
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,700
- Let me in, let me in!
- No way! Let go!
341
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:26,000
Let go?! I'm a tiny little woman!
342
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,300
Guys, guys, come on. It's Thanksgiving!
It's not important who wins or loses.
343
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,600
The important thing
is, the Dutch girl picked me!
344
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:39,500
Me, not you! Holland loves Chandler!
Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!
345
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,500
We should definitely
play football more often.
346
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,300
Maybe there's, like, a league
we could join or something.
347
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,300
Isn't there, like,
a national football league?
348
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,800
Yes. Yes, there is. They play
on Sundays and Monday nights.
349
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,500
Oh, shoot! I work Monday nights.
350
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,400
This stuffing is amazing.
351
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,000
- Should we should bring them some?
- When they're hungry, they'll come in.
352
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,900
- Let go!
- No, you let go!
353
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,600
How come it's always us
left on the field, holding the ball?
354
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:21,000
I don't know. I guess the other
people just don't care enough.
355
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,300
Hey, it's starting to snow.
356
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:36,500
- Give it to me! Let go!
- Let it go! Come on!
357
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,500
There was a time tonight that I
started losing the feeling in my toes.
358
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,500
- I know.
- That's when I realized...
359
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,700
... there's more important things
than beating you at football.
360
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,600
Things like feet.
361
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,300
Yeah, I know. This thing has
caused us too much pain and suffering.
362
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,900
- Yeah.
- It's time.
363
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,700
We'll just call it a tie.
364
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,000
- It's a tie.
- All right.
365
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,200
Here.
366
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,700
Okay.
367
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:10,600
- Good night.
- Good night.
368
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,000
Pheebs, did you get it?
369
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,300
- Yeah, I got it.
- Oh, great.
370
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:21,000
Bring it up. There's champagne
in my apartment for the winners.
371
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,600
- Ross! What are you doing down here?
- Nothing.
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00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,120
М-м-м, вот блин!
2
00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:10,520
Эй, это и ваш День Благодарения.
Нет чтобы нам помочь,
а не пялиться на свой футбол
3
00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,480
Ага, мы знаем
4
00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,200
Эй, Рэйчел!
Зефир полагается раскладывать
концентрическими кругами
5
00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,240
Нет, Мон, это тебе полагается
раскладывать его кругами
6
00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,680
А мне больше нравится так
7
00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,160
И так каждый год
8
00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,440
3-й сезон, 9-я серия:
"Большой футбол"
9
00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,520
Пас десятому, пятому...
У "Великанов" тачдаун!
10
00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:28,160
Знаете, я тоже разок сяду
и посмотрю эту лабуду
11
00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,280
Перерыв
12
00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,720
Кто хочет покидать мячик?
Может, сыграем три на три?
13
00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,480
- Ой, было бы так здорово!
- А мне тоже можно?
14
00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,000
Я не играла в футбол уже... никогда
15
00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,840
Отлично! Будешь прикрывать Чендлера
16
00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,120
Нет-нет, что-то мне не хочется играть
17
00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,960
Да ладно тебе! Ты целыми днями
ничего не делал с тех пор,
как расстался с Дженис
18
00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,000
Это неправда
19
00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,560
Я весь день ходил в халате
и пачками жрал арахис
20
00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,280
А еще начинал пить прямо с утра.
Так что не надо про "ничего не делал"!
21
00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,880
Чендлер, пора уже как-то
с этим смириться, да?
22
00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,800
Поиграешь, подышишь воздухом,
да и забудешь про Дженис
23
00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:08,960
А если не будешь играть... все будут
злиться из-за неравных команд.
Давай, давай!
24
00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,800
Ну ладно, сыграю
25
00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,600
Ура! Вперед! Эй, Росс?
26
00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:16,000
- Что?
- Хочешь сыграть в футбол?
27
00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,880
Монике и мне нельзя играть
в футбол
28
00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,160
Кто сказал? Ваша мамочка?
29
00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,500
Да!
30
00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,120
На каждый День Благодарения
мы проводили футбольный матч...
31
00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,000
...под названием Кубок Геллеров
32
00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,200
Нет-нет-нет.
Это надо произносить гордо!
33
00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,600
Короче, Росс и я
всегда были капитанами
34
00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,200
Соперничество разгоралось, и как-то раз,
на шестом розыгрыше кубка...
35
00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:47,720
...я случайно сломала Россу нос
36
00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,000
А вот ни фига и не случайно!
37
00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,600
Она увидела, что я иду на перехват,
и как дала...
38
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,480
...своим жирным бабушкиным локтем
прямо мне в лицо!
39
00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,520
А сама побежала дальше
40
00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,120
И, кстати, занесла победный тачдаун
41
00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,120
Эй-эй-эй! Ты не выиграла.
Гол не засчитали...
42
00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:10,000
...из-за откровенно неспортивного
и, кстати, очень сильного удара в нос
43
00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:11,400
Я выиграла матч!
44
00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:16,240
Да ну? А где же тогда
твой призовой Кубок Геллеров?
45
00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,720
Так у вас был и призовой кубок?
46
00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,520
Да, этот трофей вручался
победителю матча
47
00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,960
Но папа сказал, что никто не победил,
и ему надоели наши ссоры и драки
48
00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,360
Так что он взял приз...
49
00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,720
...и утопил его в озере
50
00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,360
И оттуда поднялось проклятие?
51
00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,480
Короче, в итоге...
52
00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:45,000
...мама насовсем запретила нам
играть в футбол
53
00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,000
Знаешь что?
По-моему, нам стоит сыграть
54
00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,600
Что тут такого?
Прошло двенадцать лет
55
00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,680
Можно тебя на секунду?
56
00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,000
Слюнтяй!
57
00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,840
Ладно, мы играем
58
00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:06,280
Секундочку. А как мы попадем на поле?
Мама не разрешает мне переходить улицу
60
00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,480
- Ну все, давайте вбрасывать.
- Подожди.
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00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,920
Солнышко, кинь мне!
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Держи
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Мне чуть в лицо не попало!
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00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,160
Надо выбрать капитанов
65
00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,640
А потом матросов
66
00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,960
Так как будем выбирать?
67
00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,360
- Может, сделаем "зайку"?
- Что?
68
00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,200
- Зайка!
- Зайка!
69
00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,360
Похоже, мы с Россом - капитаны
70
00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,960
Я сделала "зайку" первой,
вот я и выбираю первой. Джои!
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00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,200
- Спасибо.
- Моника!
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00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,120
Я твоя лучшая подруга
73
00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,840
Лапочка, не волнуйся -
тебя выберут. Чендлер!
74
00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,080
Солнышко, теперь я выбираю тебя
75
00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:02,160
Ты не выбираешь.
Ты подбираешь то, что осталось!
76
00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,720
Ну вот, готово. Давайте начинать
77
00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,960
Играем от мусорного бака
до фонарного столба, хорошо?
78
00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,600
Держим двумя руками. Выбиваем мы
79
00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,520
Послушайте, ребята.
У меня есть ровно 28 минут...
80
00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,400
...а потом надо будет
полить индейку
81
00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,000
Ух ты, играем со временем, как профи
82
00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,680
Ну все, становимся!
83
00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,560
- Становимся здесь!
- Подождите меня! Меня подождите!
84
00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,040
Классно!
Первое мое построение в команде
85
00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:29,840
Так! Что вы, ребята, на самом деле
думаете о Чендлере?
86
00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,840
- Фиби! Ты же знаешь, что тебе делать, да?
- Ага!
87
00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,080
Итак, Джои ловит. Ты и я блокируем
88
00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,880
Что такое "блокируем"?
89
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- Фиби! Ты сказала, ты знаешь, что делать!
- Я думала, ты имеешь в виду - по жизни!
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Стоп!
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Мяч - это Дженис!
Мяч - это Дженис!
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Бля... ха-муха!
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- Ты чего?!
- Извини! Прости!
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Знаете что? Давайте просто вбросим
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Мой!
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Пошел, пошел!
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Гол! Семь - ноль!
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Милый, ты в порядке?
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Поехали, поехали
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Пижоны гуляют
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Да ну? Пижоны болтают
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Вообще-то пижоны стихи сочиняют
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Сорок три...
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...семьдесят четыре...
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- Дальнее вбрасывание?
- Ага!
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- Раз Миссисипи, два Миссисири...
- Сюда! Сюда!
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Я почти его поймала!
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Отлично. Теперь счет
семь - почти семь
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В этот раз ты давай ныряй вправо,
понял?
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- Поехали!
- Стоп. А мне что делать?
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Тебе?
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А ты давай прорыв по центру вперед
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Насколько вперед?
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Пока мы не покажемся совсем маленькими
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Поехали!
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Раз Миссисипи, два Миссисипи...
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Передача! Пас!
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Спасибо, что придержали наш мячик
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Вы играть амеРикански футболь?
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Ого! А вы, типа, из совсем другой страны!
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Я - холандка
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Привет, я Джои
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Я Маргха
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Извини, Холандка, последнее слово
я не разобрал
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Ты идешь играть или ты?..
Привет, меня зовут Чендлер!
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Привет, Чендлер
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Ее зовут Холандка и еще Махра
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Все, ребята! Поехали!
Второй тачдаун!
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- Здрасьте! Уже третий.
- Ни фига. Второй.
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Та-ак
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Что "та-ак"?
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Да просто удивляюсь,
что ты опять творишь
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- Творю что? Второй занос.
- Ладно, второй.
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Подавись своими тачдаунами
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- Я слышала!
- А я и не шептал.
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Можно мне остатца и посмотрет?
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- Да, да-а, присаживайся!
- Можешь походить вокруг!
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- Пока все идет нормально.
- Вроде да.
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Я тут подумал - может, телефончик взять
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Спасибо, чувак, но логичнее будет,
если я сам его для себя попрошу
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Нет, я подумал - для себя,
в рамках программы забывания Дженис,
о которой мы говорили
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А, ну да, типа того
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Ну если это тебе так важно,
я тебе ее отдаю
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Спасибо
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"Отдаешь"?
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То есть если ты ее не отдашь,
я буду в пролете?
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Не хочется говорить это вслух...
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...но именно так!
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Не обижайся. У каждого из нас
есть свои сильные стороны.
Ты силен в цифрах и типа того
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В цифрах? По-твоему, я арифметик?
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Короче, знаешь что? Все отменяется
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Можешь делать что хочешь.
Посмотрим, кому она достанется
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Чендлер, ты заходи с левого края.
А ты, солнышко...
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Сама знаю. Прорыв в центре
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Похоже, я только и делаю,
что бегаю туда и назад
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А ты хочешь все время там торчать?
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Можно мне мячик на секунду?
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Ну все, поехали
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- Я держу Джои!
- Пошел!
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Раз Миссисипи, два Миссисипи,
три Миссисипи
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Потеря мяча!
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Какого черта ты делаешь?
Это моя любимая штука
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Теперь у тебя их две
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А я таки силен в цифрах!
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Ну все. А я еще собирался
отдать ее тебе
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Теперь ты будешь сидеть в соплях
и презирать себя!
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Напугал! Я постоянно этим занимаюсь!
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А еще можно будет попробовать
презирать тебя!
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Все, ребята, поехали
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Счет равный. Время кончается
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Сорок два, сорок восемь, пошел!
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Мой!
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Сиськи поломала!
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- Фибс, беги!
- Беги, Фиби, беги!
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Тачдаун! Тачдаун!
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Эй! Будильник прожужжал.
Не считается
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- После гола.
- До гола.
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- После.
- До.
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- Какая разница?
- Есть разница!
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Вы чего? Я же забила гол.
Это мой первый гол в жизни
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Фиби, это здорово.
Но не считается!
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- Еще как считается!
- Вредный, жирный, поезд пассажирный.
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Господи боже мой!
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Ну и ладно. Может, ты не повзрослел,
зато я повзрослела.
- Ладно!
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Буц по ножке!
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Ладно, ладно.
Хочешь победить обманом - давай, вперед
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Фиби, тачдаун засчитан.
Вы победили
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- Ура!
- Нет уж!
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Знаешь что, не надо этой фигни.
Один раз я хочу выиграть так,
чтобы ты уже не отвертелся
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И не кричал бы про сломанный нос,
про время и про какой-то там
трихомоноз!
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Сделаем счет равным
и сыграем второй тайм
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Так. Во-первых, я не играю с шулерами
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Во-вторых, ты прекрасно знаешь,
что это был мононуклеоз!
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Знаешь что?
Я думаю, ты еще как сыграешь.
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Да ну? Это почему же?
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Потому что победитель получит это
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Кубок Геллеров!
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Все остальные тоже видят куколку-тролля,
прибитую к деревяшке?
- Ага.
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Значит, так и есть
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Признавайся, где ты его откопала?
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Когда мама повезла тебя в больницу
с твоим носом...
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...я нырнула в озеро и выловила его
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Это мой кубок!
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Нет, не твой. Хочешь его получить -
сначала выиграй
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То есть обеда у нас не будет вообще?
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Иди сюда, Фиби. Идите все.
Пора взяться за дело всерьез. Становимся
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Джои, закрой хлебало и вернись в игру
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Мне трудно! Их команда ближе к Холандке
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Если я выведу Чендлера из игры,
ты сможешь сосредоточиться?
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- А что ты сделаешь?
- Ты, главное, отдай ему мяч.
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Остальное сделаю я
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- Давайте, слюнтяи!
- Поехали.
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Мой!
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Пошел! Сюда!
Пошел!
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Берегись!
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Девушка заваливает парня!
Не каждый день такое увидишь
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Что это за блок?
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А что?
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Я его пальцем тронула,
а он и покатился
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Ладно, хочешь играть грубо -
будем играть грубо
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Итак, на поле становится жарко!
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- Пошел, пошел!
- Держи ее! Держи!
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Обожаю эту игру!
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Откуда у тебя это?
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Сделала очень длинную перебежку
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Счет в игре опять подрос
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Как индюк, испекся Росс!
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Ну конечно! Ты выбирала первая,
вот и набрала лучшую команду
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Отмазки! Не можешь честно признать,
что мы выигрываем...
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...потому что я лучший капитан, чем ты?
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Какой сильный аргумент. Выдох!
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Ладно, я тебе докажу
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Я поменяю Джои на Рэйчел,
и все равно мы выиграем
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Что? Парни против девчонок?
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Это смешно!
Я отстаю всего на три тачдауна
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Тогда давай сыграем!
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Если, конечно, не боишься проиграть
кучке девочек с косичками
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Ладно, ладно. Рэйчел, иди к Монике,
а Джои - ко мне
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Как ты можешь мною торговать!
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Ничего, Рэйч! Для разнообразия поиграешь
в команде-победительнице
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Ты дашь мне играть?
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Ну все, начали!
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Игра окончена? Мы идти поесть?
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Нет, игра не окончена.
Мы меняем состав команд
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Чендлер так меня боится, что
предпочитает играть в одной команде
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Ладно, давайте играть. Поехали
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Подожди секундочку, Джо
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А откуда они - голландцы?
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Ну, пенсильванские голландцы -
они из Пенсильвании
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А все остальные голландцы?
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Они откуда-то типа из Нидерландов, да?
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Ну ты прикололся
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Неверлэнд - это такая сказочная страна...
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...где живут Питер Пэн и Венди
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О боже
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Хватит уже "географии для дебилов"
Давайте мячик погоняем
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Нет, нет, с этим типом я играть не буду
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- Ну и ладно.
- Знаете, с меня уже хватит.
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Давайте сделаем проще. Хайди, кого
из моих солдатиков ты предпочитаешь?
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Что ты делаешь?
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Что ты делаешь?
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Кого я предпочитать?
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Ну да - встретиться, повеселиться,
повезти домой на свою мельницу?
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Ну если уж випирать прямо сейчас...
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...что, кстати, кашется мне
ошень ненормальным...
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...то я бы выбраль Чендлер
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Подожди-ка. Она не поняла вопроса
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Тогда попроси капитана Крюка
перевести ей его!
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Изфините. Я так по прафде сказаль
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Слышал? Она по правде сказаль,
мистер "я-тебе-ее-отдаю"!
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Я победил! Ты - фраер! Я круче всех!
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На трибунах овация в честь меня!
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Я подумаль и поменяль сфой ответ
на... "никто"
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Что?
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Теперь я считать тебя мелошный...
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...и притурок
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Пока-пока
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Вот и славно
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Сэкономил пару месяцев секса
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Неважно. Все равно она выбрала меня!
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Отныне и навеки я хожу на свидания...
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...а ты сидишь в субботу дома
и смотришь "На старт, внимание, варим!"
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Прибереги эмоции для психотерапевта.
Часы тикают
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У нас нет времени, и мы проигрываем.
Проигрываем девчонкам!
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Мы не проиграем девчонкам
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Счет 42 - 21!
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Блин, непруха!
Только что я вел с этим счетом!
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Так мы играем в футбол или как?
Давайте уже, мохноногие Кончиты!
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Мы должны победить.
Мы играем за всех женщин во всем мире
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Вспомните все свои провальные свидания
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И каждого парня, который, целуясь с вами,
один глаз клал на телевизор
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О господи. У тебя тоже был парень
со стеклянным глазом?
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Поняли, да?
Мы боремся за честь женщин. Порвем их!
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Да! Порвем их!
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Ну, я тоже хочу их порвать
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Но они же мужчины
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Как мы можем победить троих мужчин?
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Осталось полторы минуты,
а мы отстаем на два очка
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Два очка, девушки
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Фиби, ты опять делаешь декольте
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Рэйчел, ты идешь вперед
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Нет, не отправляй меня вперед.
Дай мне мяч. Меня они не блокируют
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Милая, на это есть причины
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Я не калека, поняла?
Я могу что-нибудь сделать
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Дай мне бросить, а? Что, тебе жалко?
Я ведь тоже в игре!
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Дай ей бросить мячик
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Ладно, Рэйчел. Перебегаешь сзади,
я подаю, ты пасуешь в поле Фиби
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Спасибо
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- Пошли!
- Пошли!
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Ну все, поехали
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Тридцать два, семьдесят один, пошел!
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Раз Миссисипи, два Миссисипи,
три Миссисипи!
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Вперед, вперед!
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Лови!
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- Извини, ради бога. Ты в порядке?
- Нет, я не в порядке!
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Ну извини! Они набросились на меня,
а я не знала, что делать
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На часах осталось тридцать секунд
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Короче, осталось только забрать
этого идиотского тролля домой
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Быстрее! Шевелитесь!
Время кончается
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Становимся!
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Ой, это наше последнее построение!
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Так! Фиби, иди в прорыв по краю
Рэйчел...
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...дуй вперед
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Ну все
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Поехали!
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Получилось! Тачдаун! У нас получилось!
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Знаете что? Забавно, но зона гола
начинается у этого столба
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Так что вы на полтора метра промахнулись.
Итак...
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...мы победили!
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Ура, ура, ура!
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Погодите-ка, объясните мне вот что
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Если Рэйчел не заблокирована,
то игра продолжается, правильно?
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- И мен,я и меня пустите!
- Не дам! Отпусти!
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Отпустить?! Я маленькая слабая женщина!
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Да ладно вам, ребята,
сейчас же День Благодарения!
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Неважно, кто выиграл, а кто проиграл
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Важно, что голландка выбрала меня!
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Меня, а не тебя! Голландия любит Чендлера!
Спасибо, Амстердам! Мои поздравления!
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Нам стоит играть в футбол почаще
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Может, есть какая-нибудь
спортивная лига, куда можно вступить
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А разве нету чего-то типа
"национальной футбольной лиги"?
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Представьте, есть. Они играют
по воскресеньям и понедельникам
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Вот блин! Я по понедельникам работаю
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Начинка - просто пальчики оближешь.
Может, отнести им?
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Если они проголодаются, сами придут
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- Отпусти!
- Нет, ты отпусти!
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Не понимаю, почему всегда именно мы
остаемся лежать с мячом?
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Не знаю. Может, другие люди слишком
равнодушны к важным вещам
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Кстати, снег начинается
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- Отдай его мне! Отпусти!
- Пусти! Ну давай, отпусти!
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