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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 22
"A, My Name is Alex, Part 1"
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Mom, Dad, and Alex and Mallory
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will be back from
the funeral real soon.
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And after we finish our cocoa,
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you and I are
going to play Jacks.
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And then we're
going to play poker,
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and if they're
not back by then...
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...you and I
are going to Mexico.
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What's a funeral?
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Well, a funeral's where
you go to show respect
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for someone who died.
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Who died?
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Greg, Alex's friend.
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I would like to meet him.
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That's gonna be tough.
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You see, when someone dies,
you never see them again.
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Why?
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Because they're dead.
They're gone.
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Why?
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Because their life's over.
That's all.
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But why?
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Because!
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Where do babies come from?
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- Hello.
- Hi, kids.
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If you didn't come back,
we were gonna go to Mexico.
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What?
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It was a long afternoon.
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Come on, Andy. We'll go
look at travel brochures.
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You all right?
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It's just crazy.
So hard to accept.
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He was only 21.
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I tried talking to his mother,
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but all I could say was,
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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What else can you say?
People are in shock.
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Look at Alex.
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Everyone has their own
personal way of grieving.
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Was that a funeral or what?!
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I mean, people showed up.
I like that.
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All the guys are there
showing their respect.
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And showing respect for the dead
is very important.
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'Cause the dead
have an image problem.
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Don't you think, Mom?
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I've always felt that.
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Uh, honey, I think you
should go upstairs and lie down,
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get some rest.
You really...
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No. No, Mom,
I don't want to lie down.
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I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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Hey, I'm a lucky guy,
real lucky.
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I was supposed to be
in that car with Greg,
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but I wasn't.
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He said,
"Alex, come with me.
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"I have to help my brother
move a piano.
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Short drive.
15 minutes out of your life."
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What do I say?
"No way, Greg. I'm busy now."
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And why?
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Because I didn't
want to be bothered.
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Because I'm selfish.
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Do you believe that?
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Selfishness saved my life.
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I knew
it would come in handy.
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Honey, I really think you
should lie down. You need it.
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No, no, Mom,
Mom, Mom, Mommy,
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Mommy, I don't want to
lie down now, okay?
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I want to stay up.
I want to keep moving.
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Okay.
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How about my eulogy?
Huh? Was that great?
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I was up all night
working on that.
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How would you rate that...
Great, incredible?
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Unbelievably touching?
What?
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I didn't feel
it was necessary
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to mention
his net worth.
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Are you kidding me, Dad?
People loved that.
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Maybe so, but, uh, I thought
you could have stopped there.
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No need to get into
projected earnings.
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I agree with Dad.
It was really gauche.
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Yeah, well, I-I didn't
find your comments
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particularly apropos
either, Mal.
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Me not apropos?
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Ha.
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He's lying there
in the coffin.
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You don't have to say his tie
didn't go with his suit.
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Well, they didn't, Alex.
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Please?
Brown and gray?
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I wouldn't be caught dead
in those colors.
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You know, maybe our time
would be better spent
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remembering what a special
young man Greg was.
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Yeah, yeah. I like
your thinking, Mommy.
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Why don't you
kick it off?
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Well, uh...
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I remember
when Andy was born,
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Greg gave me a Bible,
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and he said,
"Mrs. Keaton,
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"I know that you're not
a particularly religious person,
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"but if this turns out
to be another Alex,
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you're gonna need it."
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What a guy,
that Gregger.
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What a sports nut.
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I don't think anybody loved
the Indians as much as Greg did.
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I don't think I ever saw him
without his Indians cap on.
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Yeah, they should have
buried him in it.
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It wouldn't have
gone with the suit.
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What's the difference?
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The tie already
ruined the suit.
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And that ends the remembering
portion of our program.
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Uh, why don't we just go
upstairs and get changed, huh?
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Greg.
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Greg.
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What are you
doing here?
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You're dead.
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And you're alive. That's
no reason we can't be friends.
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I'm not saying we can
double date anymore, but, uh...
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Gregger is back!
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Oh, god!
Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Hey!
How you doin'?
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This is a new dance
I'm working on.
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The Keaton Samba.
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Come on, try it.
Everybody!
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Alex, why don't you
come on up?
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Oh, I can't, Dad.
I'm not finished with the dance.
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I'm making a real
breakthrough with it.
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I just... I don't know
whether to end it with a...
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with a dip or a twist.
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Alex, you've experienced
a great loss here.
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You can't expect to
answer all the questions
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or, uh, expect the pain
to go away in one night.
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Don't rush yourself
through this.
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Time is what you need.
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Right. Thanks, Dad.
Thanks.
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Come on, Alex.
You promised.
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I have to help my brother
move a piano.
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No way, Greg.
I'm busy, okay?
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It's a short drive.
15 minutes out of your life.
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No. Gregger, no.
No, I'm sorry.
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I'm not going.
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Now, you are one hour
and 46 minutes late.
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And I have a schedule to keep.
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There are women in need
of my attention
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lined up all over this city.
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Who are you kidding, Alex?
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You haven't had a date
in three months.
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You imagine what that's doing
to these women?
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We could have a riot
on our hands.
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You told me you'd help,
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and I promised my brother
you'd be there.
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No, Greg, I'm sorry.
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Busy man here, okay?
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Next time be on time.
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Fine.
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No! No, Gregger, no!
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No! Don't go!
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Come back!
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I keep asking myself,
is there a better way?
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Is there another way
to pass through this existence?
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And... and I've always
admired people
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who had religion in their lives.
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You know, it always seemed
to bring such comfort to them.
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Mm-hmm.
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Brother Timothy,
I've lost a very close friend.
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I mean, one moment he was here,
and then... he was gone.
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And I feel so lost.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I find myself
questioning everything.
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I mean, who am I?
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Why am I here?
Why are you here?
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Well, I'm here because
you called me on the telephone.
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Well, that clears that one up.
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I want to help you, Alex.
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How can I help?
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Brother Timothy, I've given this
quite a lot of thought.
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And I am quite serious
when I say...
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I think I want to be a monk.
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Mm-hmm.
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There is, however,
one question I must ask.
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- No girls.
- That was it.
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Okay. Now, when you say,
"no girls,"
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does that mean, you know,
not even on weekends?
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Not even on Valentine's day.
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All right,
but what if you're wrong?
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I mean... I mean, what if you
weren't meant to be a monk?
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I mean, you are giving up
a tremendous thing
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with these girls here.
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Do you have anything else
on your mind?
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I'm... I'm sorry.
Forgive me, okay?
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It's just this no-girl rule
is a toughie for me.
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- Hey, Skippy.
- Hi, Alex.
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Oh.
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Who's the monk?
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Brother Timothy, I'd like you
to meet Irwin Handelman,
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my neighbor.
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How do you do, Irwin?
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Well, fine.
Thank you, sir.
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Uh...
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So...
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What brings a monk like you
into this neck of the woods?
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Well, Alex has been questioning
me about the practical
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and philosophical aspects
of the monastic life.
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Mm-hmm.
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And what did you say?
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Well, Irwin,
I've been explaining to Alex
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that a monk
must take sacred vows
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of obedience, poverty,
and chastity.
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So, you mean do what
you're told, always be broke,
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and never have a date?
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Mm-hmm.
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I may already be a monk
and not know.
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Ah. Uh, that's my, uh...
That's my parents.
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Um...
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They're not gonna
really understand this.
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So, uh, I-I was wondering,
would you consider leaving?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm just... oh.
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- Hi.
- Oh, Mom, Dad.
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Hi.
This is brother Timothy.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Is that your donkey out there?
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He's here to talk to Alex
about being a monk.
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Are you thinking
of becoming a monk, Alex?
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I'm, uh, toying with it, Mom.
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I wouldn't concern myself
too much, Mrs. Keaton.
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I really can't picture Alex
in a monastery,
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denouncing
all his worldly possessions,
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taking a vow of poverty,
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getting up every morning at dawn
and scrubbing floors all day
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dressed in sandals and a robe.
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I say let him give it a shot.
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Oh!
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As though
it's not enough
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to lose one
of my dearest friends,
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let me pour juice
all over myself.
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Nice going, Alex.
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Gregger.
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Hi.
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Gregger! Oh!
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Oh!
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I hope you don't mind
me dropping by.
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Oh, no.
No, I'm glad you're here.
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I'm glad you're here,
but, uh...
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But this is
a little strange.
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My... my parents heard me
talking to you earlier
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and, uh, they... they
think I'm seeing ghosts.
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Um, so I wonder, if I...
if I brought them down here,
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would you say hi?
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Sure.
"Hi" and maybe "boo."
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Greg, Greg, Greg...
There's... there's...
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There's a lot I have to say
to you, okay?
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There's a lot of stuff
I want to talk to you about.
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I know, Alex.
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But a dead guy
walks into your kitchen,
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you don't offer him
something to eat?
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I mean, a peanut butter
sandwich, an orange...
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I-I wasn't thinking.
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I-I don't know the etiquette
in these things.
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I'm sorry.
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You're the...
You're the only...
257
00:13:16,307 --> 00:13:19,207
only guy I-I know
who's dead
258
00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:21,310
and comes to visit me.
259
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,607
Hey. Economics final,
huh?
260
00:13:26,637 --> 00:13:28,277
I almost forgot
about that.
261
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,507
You got to admit...
262
00:13:29,537 --> 00:13:31,807
I got a fabulous excuse
for missing that one.
263
00:13:31,837 --> 00:13:34,150
You don't even
need a note.
264
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:37,047
Hey, I'll come back
another time.
265
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,077
I know how important
your grades are to you.
266
00:13:39,107 --> 00:13:41,107
No! Wait, wait, wait.
What, are you kidding me?
267
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,347
What,
are you kidding me?
268
00:13:42,377 --> 00:13:44,007
You're more important
to me than this.
269
00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:45,647
I don't even know
why I'm bothering.
270
00:13:45,677 --> 00:13:47,277
This... this is...
This is meaningless.
271
00:13:47,307 --> 00:13:49,247
That's meaningless.
272
00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:51,977
Look, I mean... I mean, what's
the use of busting my tail
273
00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:54,947
to try and build a future
for myself?
274
00:13:54,977 --> 00:13:57,247
I mean, maybe
I don't have a future.
275
00:13:57,277 --> 00:13:59,507
I mean,
look what happened to you.
276
00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:01,347
Yeah, but it didn't
happen to you, Alex.
277
00:14:01,377 --> 00:14:04,007
You're still alive.
You got to keep living.
278
00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:05,777
I'm sorry, Greg.
279
00:14:05,807 --> 00:14:06,947
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
280
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,777
I should have gone with you
to your brother's.
281
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:09,677
What for?
You'd be dead.
282
00:14:09,707 --> 00:14:11,677
I don't care.
I don't care. I should...
283
00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:13,277
I was lazy.
I didn't want to go.
284
00:14:13,307 --> 00:14:14,347
Alex, stop it!
285
00:14:14,377 --> 00:14:16,580
No, let me finish.
No, you got to let me finish!
286
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:22,007
No one's
stopping you, Alex.
287
00:14:22,037 --> 00:14:24,347
Hi, Mal.
288
00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:26,910
You just in here
talking to yourself?
289
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,907
No.
290
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,077
No, I wasn't
talking to myself.
291
00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:35,547
I was talking to Greg.
292
00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:37,150
Oh, that's better.
293
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:44,377
I was supposed to be
in that car with him, Mal.
294
00:14:44,407 --> 00:14:45,577
Yeah, but you weren't.
295
00:14:45,607 --> 00:14:46,977
No, I wasn't. I wasn't.
296
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:49,377
I wasn't.
You know why?
297
00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:51,877
Because I was lazy.
298
00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:54,810
Because I was small.
299
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,377
Because I couldn't
be bothered.
300
00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:04,077
My life was saved
out of smallness,
301
00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:06,877
out of lack of generosity
to a friend.
302
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,747
I just don't get it, Mal.
Why am I still alive?
303
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:14,707
You're still alive
to aggravate me.
304
00:15:14,737 --> 00:15:17,207
No.
No, that's no answer.
305
00:15:17,237 --> 00:15:18,607
I'm just joking, Alex.
306
00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:19,947
No, I should have been
with Greg!
307
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:21,607
I should have been
sitting right next to him.
308
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:25,047
I want answers, okay?
'Cause I can't go on like this.
309
00:15:25,077 --> 00:15:27,707
Why am I alive?
Why am I alive?!
310
00:15:27,737 --> 00:15:29,677
- Honey...
- Why am I alive?!
311
00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:30,677
Honey...
312
00:15:30,707 --> 00:15:31,707
Why am I alive?
313
00:15:31,737 --> 00:15:33,377
We're gonna help you,
honey.
314
00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:35,607
- That's right. Alex, Alex...
- We're gonna help you.
315
00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,550
We're going to help.
316
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,527
My name is Alex Keaton.
317
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,027
I'm 21 years old.
318
00:15:51,057 --> 00:15:52,757
I'm a...
319
00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:55,257
I-I'm a junior
at Leland university.
320
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,257
I'm majoring in economics.
321
00:15:57,287 --> 00:16:00,427
A-actually, it's
a double major...
322
00:16:00,457 --> 00:16:02,927
economics and business.
323
00:16:02,957 --> 00:16:06,827
Actually,
I'm majoring in money.
324
00:16:06,857 --> 00:16:08,827
Anything to do
with money...
325
00:16:08,857 --> 00:16:11,827
It's been a passion of mine
ever since I was a kid.
326
00:16:11,857 --> 00:16:14,127
Let's talk about
your childhood a little.
327
00:16:14,157 --> 00:16:16,827
Huh? Uh, yeah, normal...
normal childhood.
328
00:16:16,857 --> 00:16:19,627
I did the things
that all kids do.
329
00:16:19,657 --> 00:16:22,127
Liked to color,
liked to finger-paint,
330
00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:24,460
play the stock market.
331
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,927
Usual things.
332
00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:32,560
You liked money
even then.
333
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,510
Love at first sight.
334
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,277
When I was
in nursery school,
335
00:16:40,307 --> 00:16:42,447
they used to
blindfold me
336
00:16:42,477 --> 00:16:45,447
and drop coins
into a piggy bank.
337
00:16:45,477 --> 00:16:49,977
I could identify
the different coins...
338
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,810
by the sound.
339
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:55,892
Deep bass
of a quarter.
340
00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:57,380
Plunk.
341
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,247
Lilt of a dime.
342
00:17:00,277 --> 00:17:01,680
Plink.
343
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:05,977
Sweet squish
of a dollar bill.
344
00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:07,610
Swoosh.
345
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:16,180
Two dimes, a quarter,
and three pennies.
346
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,247
You're very good.
347
00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:28,850
Thank you.
348
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,407
Your mother says
you're not sleeping well.
349
00:17:33,437 --> 00:17:34,907
You're not eating.
350
00:17:34,937 --> 00:17:36,577
You're troubled
by "visions,"
351
00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,747
for want
of a better word.
352
00:17:38,777 --> 00:17:40,447
That's not exactly true.
353
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,107
Yes, it is, Alex.
354
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:44,824
You don't sleep at all.
355
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:47,375
You're a 7-year-old boy.
You need your rest.
356
00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:49,047
How much sleep
did you get last night?
357
00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:51,247
Last night?
20 minutes.
358
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:54,150
But they were
20 quality minutes.
359
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:55,033
Alex...
360
00:17:55,063 --> 00:17:56,607
Oh, Mom,
last night was special.
361
00:17:56,637 --> 00:17:58,747
I was going over
the transcripts.
362
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,647
I found a flaw
in John Dean's testimony.
363
00:18:01,677 --> 00:18:04,177
This has got to stop, Alex.
364
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:05,647
Our phone bill
to the White House
365
00:18:05,677 --> 00:18:07,847
has gotten out of hand.
366
00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:10,807
Mom, can I please stay home
and watch the hearings on TV?
367
00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:12,877
- No.
- Oh, please, Mommy?
368
00:18:12,907 --> 00:18:14,977
Don't make me go back
to that classroom.
369
00:18:15,007 --> 00:18:16,047
It's a travesty.
370
00:18:16,077 --> 00:18:17,907
The country's
falling apart,
371
00:18:17,937 --> 00:18:21,247
and these kids are sitting there
learning to tell time.
372
00:18:21,277 --> 00:18:23,007
You're going to go
to school, Alex,
373
00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:25,680
and I don't want a repeat
of what happened yesterday.
374
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,380
Oh, Mommy, my president
is being impeached.
375
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,477
How can you expect me
to continue living the life
376
00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:38,277
of a normal second grader?
377
00:18:38,307 --> 00:18:40,177
I'm waiting for you
to begin living the life
378
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:41,950
of a normal second grader.
379
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,750
Walk to school
today, Alex?
380
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,307
Okay, Skippy,
if you want to.
381
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,193
Bet Skippy didn't
stay up all night
382
00:18:51,223 --> 00:18:52,210
worrying about Watergate.
383
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,680
Huh?
384
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:58,347
How much sleep
did you get last night?
385
00:18:58,377 --> 00:19:00,410
19 hours.
386
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,777
You see?
387
00:19:04,807 --> 00:19:08,077
19 hours?
388
00:19:08,107 --> 00:19:10,807
I came home for lunch yesterday
and took a nap.
389
00:19:10,837 --> 00:19:12,777
I just woke up
a few minutes ago.
390
00:19:12,807 --> 00:19:15,007
Mommy, I'm gonna skip
breakfast, okay?
391
00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:17,577
- I want to get to school.
- It's almost ready.
392
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,407
I can't, Mom. I got
the cub-scout meeting,
393
00:19:19,437 --> 00:19:22,247
and I've got the kiddie
chamber of commerce lunch.
394
00:19:22,277 --> 00:19:24,247
- Alex, don't go.
- Mom...
395
00:19:24,277 --> 00:19:26,077
Don't go!
Don't go!
396
00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:28,347
Don't go, Greg!
Don't go!
397
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,177
I could have
stopped him.
398
00:19:30,207 --> 00:19:33,747
I could have...
I should have told him.
399
00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,677
But we had a fight...
400
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,277
A stupid fight.
401
00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:39,377
Damn it.
402
00:19:39,407 --> 00:19:41,310
Now he's dead.
403
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,677
He's dead,
404
00:19:44,707 --> 00:19:47,710
and there's nothing
that anyone can do about it.
405
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,507
Where were we?
406
00:19:58,537 --> 00:20:01,347
You were talking about
the problems with your mother.
407
00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:03,477
I wouldn't call them
problems, necessarily.
408
00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:04,907
Sorry.
409
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,677
She's a mother.
410
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:09,347
That's what mothers do.
They worry, right?
411
00:20:09,377 --> 00:20:10,847
I don't know.
412
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,847
All right, look, if you're
gonna take that attitude,
413
00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:14,677
we might as well
stop talking right now, okay?
414
00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:17,177
- What attitude?
- You know what attitude.
415
00:20:17,207 --> 00:20:19,007
I'm gonna sit here,
416
00:20:19,037 --> 00:20:21,107
I'm gonna do
all the talking,
417
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,947
I'm gonna pour
my guts out,
418
00:20:23,977 --> 00:20:26,447
and you're just gonna sit
back there silently
419
00:20:26,477 --> 00:20:28,277
and be god, huh?
420
00:20:28,307 --> 00:20:30,277
Pretend you
don't know anything.
421
00:20:30,307 --> 00:20:33,550
Wait a minute.
You went to Grant College?
422
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,447
That's right.
423
00:20:38,477 --> 00:20:40,780
Maybe you
weren't pretending.
424
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,880
Maybe you really
don't know anything.
425
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,607
How do you know
Grant College?
426
00:20:52,637 --> 00:20:55,410
My sister Mallory
goes there.
427
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:59,307
Let's talk
about Mallory.
428
00:20:59,337 --> 00:21:00,947
Yeah. Okay.
429
00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:03,380
How do you
feel about her?
430
00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:06,077
I like her.
431
00:21:06,107 --> 00:21:08,247
I like her a lot.
432
00:21:08,277 --> 00:21:11,447
Thank you, Alex.
That's sweet.
433
00:21:11,477 --> 00:21:13,977
Well, you knew that,
didn't you, Mal?
434
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:16,147
Well,
it's nice to hear.
435
00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:17,977
I love you.
436
00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:20,080
I love you very much.
437
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:23,747
Hey, what are
you doing?
438
00:21:23,777 --> 00:21:26,747
I'm getting dressed.
I have a date.
439
00:21:26,777 --> 00:21:28,247
Oh, yeah?
With who?
440
00:21:28,277 --> 00:21:29,807
Greg.
441
00:21:29,837 --> 00:21:32,550
What are you talking about?
Greg's dead.
442
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:35,477
Nobody ever dies, Alex.
443
00:21:35,507 --> 00:21:36,977
Don't be silly.
444
00:21:37,007 --> 00:21:39,077
Greg's coming back
in another life.
445
00:21:39,107 --> 00:21:40,747
We all are.
446
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,207
Nobody ever dies?
447
00:21:42,237 --> 00:21:43,410
No.
448
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,247
Boy, I wish
I could believe that.
449
00:21:48,277 --> 00:21:51,007
Wouldn't that be great
if that were true?
450
00:21:51,037 --> 00:21:53,047
It is true, Alex.
451
00:21:53,077 --> 00:21:55,247
You just
have to accept it.
452
00:21:55,277 --> 00:21:57,407
You just have to believe.
453
00:21:57,437 --> 00:21:59,810
Read Shirley MacLaine.
454
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,977
Multiple lives.
455
00:22:12,007 --> 00:22:14,647
I could come back
as me.
456
00:22:14,677 --> 00:22:17,807
I could fix the things
that went wrong this time.
457
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:21,307
I could warn Nixon
about the tapes.
458
00:22:21,337 --> 00:22:22,807
You see, Alex,
459
00:22:22,837 --> 00:22:25,247
each time around,
you work on whatever problems
460
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:28,007
you didn't solve
in your previous life.
461
00:22:28,037 --> 00:22:31,147
Say you're a bad dresser
in a former life.
462
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:33,780
You could come back
as a designer.
463
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:46,850
God, Mal, it must be
so easy being you.
464
00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,977
It must be so simple.
465
00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:55,377
Is it hard
to be you, Alex?
466
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:58,647
Hey. Hey. Do you mind?
Okay? I'm talking to my sister.
467
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,677
Tell me more, Mal.
Tell me more.
468
00:23:00,707 --> 00:23:02,280
What...
what's heaven like?
469
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,580
No matter what you eat,
you can't gain weight.
470
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,777
Answer the question, Alex.
Is it hard to be you?
471
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,947
You know the answer.
472
00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,607
Of course it's hard.
473
00:23:14,637 --> 00:23:16,547
They have these
great stores there, Alex.
474
00:23:16,577 --> 00:23:18,007
They open
at 9:00 in the morning
475
00:23:18,037 --> 00:23:21,010
and stay open
till infinity.
476
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,177
And, Alex...
477
00:23:25,207 --> 00:23:27,780
Alex,
one size fits all.
478
00:23:29,350 --> 00:23:30,977
Why is it so hard to be you?
479
00:23:31,007 --> 00:23:33,080
You know.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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00:00:06,930 --> 00:00:12,480
5 сезон 22 серия
«Меня зовут Алекс. Часть 1»
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00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:08,310
Мама с папой, Алекс и Мэллори
придут с похорон очень скоро.
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00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:10,500
Сейчас мы попьём какао,
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00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:12,790
а после – сыграем в джекс*.
(*русский аналог "игра в бабки")
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00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:18,280
Потом мы поиграем в покер,
и если они всё ещё не вернутся...
7
00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:21,080
поедем с тобой в Мексику.
8
00:01:21,110 --> 00:01:22,580
Что такое похороны?
9
00:01:22,610 --> 00:01:25,880
Это такой обряд, на котором
выказывают почтение к умершему.
10
00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:26,980
А кто умер?
11
00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:28,410
Грег, друг Алекса.
12
00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:30,610
Хотел бы я с ним познакомиться.
13
00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,050
Это будет трудно.
14
00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,610
Тех, кто умер,
нельзя больше увидеть.
15
00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:37,850
Почему?
16
00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,410
Потому что они умерли.
Их больше нет.
17
00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:40,480
Почему?
18
00:01:40,510 --> 00:01:42,450
Их жизнь окончена.
Это конец.
19
00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,550
Но почему?
20
00:01:43,580 --> 00:01:44,750
Потому!
21
00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,650
А откуда берутся дети?
22
00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:56,050
- Привет.
- Привет, дети.
23
00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,380
Если бы вы не пришли,
мы бы поехали в Мексику.
24
00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,510
Что?
25
00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:02,850
Длинный был день.
26
00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,420
Пойдём, Энди.
Изучим путеводители.
27
00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,680
Вы в порядке?
28
00:02:11,710 --> 00:02:14,250
Это потрясение.
Сложно принять.
29
00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,410
Ему было только 21.
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Я пыталась что-то
сказать его матери,
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но получилось только:
"Мне жаль. Мне так жаль".
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А что ещё скажешь?
Это такой шок.
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Посмотри на Алекса.
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Все по-своему переживают горе.
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Вот это были похороны!
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Люди скорбели.
Я не против.
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Все ребята выказывали
своё почтение.
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А почитать смерть – очень важно.
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Ведь у смерти
проблемы с имиджем.
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Согласна, мам?
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Всегда так думала.
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Родной, ты приляг, отдохни.
День был тяжёлый...
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Нет, ма. С чего мне ложиться?
Я в порядке. Всё в норме.
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Я же счастливчик, мне повезло.
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Я должен был быть
в той машине с Грегом,
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но не был.
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Он мне: "Алекс, поедем.
Пианино брату перевезти поможем.
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Туда и обратно.
15 минут твоей жизни".
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А я ему что?
"Не могу, Грег. Я занят".
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Всё почему?
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Я не хотел напрягаться.
Ведь я эгоист.
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Можете поверить?
Эгоизм спас мне жизнь.
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Я знал, что он пригодится.
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Родной, ты бы отдохнул.
Тебе это необходимо.
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Нет-нет, мама, мамочка, мамуля.
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Я не хочу отдыхать.
Хочу бодрствовать и двигаться.
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Как знаешь.
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Как вам моё надгробное слово?
А? Шикарно ведь?
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Всю ночь его придумывал.
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Как оцените?
Великолепно? Поразительно?
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Невероятно трогательно?
Как?
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Не обязательно было перечислять
его собственное имущество.
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Ты шутишь, отец?
Народ был в восторге.
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Возможно, но на этом
стоило остановиться.
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Прогноз прибыли был
совсем некстати.
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Согласна с папой.
Это было бестактно.
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Да? Твои комментарии, Мэл,
были тоже не совсем к месту.
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Ни к месту? Ха.
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Он лежал там в гробу.
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Зачем было говорить, что его
галстук не подходит к костюму?
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Они не сочетались, Алекс.
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Я тебя умоляю.
Коричневый и серый?
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Я скорее умру,
чем надену эти цвета.
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Может быть, нам лучше вспомнить,
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каким замечательным
юношей был Грег.
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Да, конечно.
Здесь я с тобой согласен, мам.
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Давай, выговорись.
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Что же...
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Помню, когда родился Энди,
Грег подарил мне Библию.
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"Миссис Китон, – говорит, – знаю,
вы не очень религиозны,
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но если вырастет второй Алекс,
она вам понадобится".
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В этом весь Грег.
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А какой он был фанат.
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Кто ещё так болел за Индейцев*?
(*Кливленд Индианс)
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Не снимая ходил в их бейсболке.
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Нужно было похоронить его в ней.
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Она бы не подошла к костюму.
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А что уж теперь?
Галстук уже всё испортил.
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И на этом поминальная часть
нашей программы подошла к концу.
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Пойдёмте наверх, переоденемся.
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Грег.
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Грег.
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Ты чего тут делаешь?
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Ты же умер.
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А ты жив. Что ж теперь,
нам друзьями не быть?
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На двойные свидания мы,
конечно, уже не походим, но...
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Грегор вернулся!
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Дружище!
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Привет!
Как жизнь?
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Новый танец тут разучиваю.
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Самба Китона.
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Давайте!
Повторяем за мной!
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Алекс, иди наверх.
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Не могу, отец.
Танец в самом разгаре.
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У меня настоящий прорыв.
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Не знаю только,
как лучше закончить,
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провесом назад или вращением.
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Алекс, ты пережил
большую утрату.
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Нельзя думать, что
всё само разрешится.
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Скорбь не пройдёт за одну ночь.
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Не загоняй себя.
Здесь нужно время.
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Да. Спасибо, пап.
Спасибо.
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Алекс, ты же обещал.
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Мне брату пианино перевезти
надо помочь.
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Не могу, Грег. Я занят.
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Туда и обратно.
15 минут твоей жизни.
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Нет, Грегор. Не выйдет.
Извини. Я не поеду.
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Ты опоздал
на час и 47 минут.
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У меня жёсткий график.
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Рассредоточенные
по всему городу девушки
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требуют моего внимания.
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Не гони, Алекс.
Ты 3 месяца на свидания не ходил.
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Представляешь, что с ними
от этого творится?
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Так и до массовых
беспорядков недалеко.
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Ты обещал помочь,
а я обещал брату, что ты будешь.
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Нет, Грег. Уж извиняй.
Дел по горло, ясно?
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В следующий раз не опаздывай.
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Ладно.
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Нет, Грег, постой!
Нет! Не ходи!
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Вернись!
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Я спрашиваю себя,
есть ли путь лучше?
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Можно ли существовать
как-то иначе?
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Я всегда уважал людей,
пустивших религию в свою жизнь.
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Мне казалось,
это даёт им утешение.
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Угу.
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Брат Тимофей,
я потерял очень близкого друга.
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Совсем недавно он был,
и вот его уже нет.
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И я как будто потерялся.
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Угу.
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В голову постоянно
лезут эти вопросы.
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Кто я есть? Почему я здесь?
Почему вы здесь?
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Я здесь из-за твоего
телефонного звонка.
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На один вопрос нашёлся ответ.
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Я хочу помочь тебе, Алекс.
Скажи, чем?
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Брат Тимофей, я много
размышлял над этим.
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Примите мои слова
на полном серьёзе.
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Я хочу стать монахом.
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Угу.
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Есть, однако же, один
беспокоящий меня вопрос.
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- Никаких девушек.
- Это он.
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Ясно. Говоря "никаких девушек",
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вы имеете в виду,
даже по выходным?
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И даже в День Святого Валентина.
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Ладно, а вдруг человек ошибся?
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Вдруг ему не суждено
быть монахом?
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Поставить крест на девушках
архи-таки-сложно.
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А кроме этого тебя
ничего не беспокоит?
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Извините.
Прошу прощения.
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Но отсутствие девушек
для меня всего труднее.
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- Скиппи.
- Здорово, Алекс.
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Что за монах?
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Брат Тимофей, познакомьтесь,
это Ирвин Хэндельман, мой сосед.
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Как поживаешь, Ирвин?
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Хорошо.
Спасибо, сэр.
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Ну и...
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Что привело такого монаха,
как вы, в наши края?
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Алекс расспрашивал меня
о насущных
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и духовных проявлениях
монашеской жизни.
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Угу.
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И что вы ему ответили?
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Ирвин, я объяснил Алексу,
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что монах должен строго блюсти
священные обеты послушания,
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нестяжания и безбрачия.
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То есть исполнять, что тебе
скажут, сидеть на мели,
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и никогда не ходить на свидания?
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Угу.
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Может статься, что я уже
монах, только не знал.
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Слушайте...
Это мои родители.
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Они могут неправильно
меня понять.
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Если вас не затруднит,
вы не против уйти?
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Угу.
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Привет.
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Мама, папа, привет.
У нас брат Тимофей.
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- Здравствуйте.
- День добрый.
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Это ваш осёл на улице
припаркован?
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Он здесь поговорить
с Алексом о монашестве.
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Алекс, ты думаешь стать монахом?
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Это так, мам, ради шутки.
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Я бы слишком не переживал,
миссис Китон.
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Не представляю себе Алекса
в монастыре,
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отказавшегося от всего мирского,
соблюдающего обет послушания,
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просыпающегося на рассвете,
дабы весь день чистить полы,
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одетого в сандалии и рясу.
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А я скажу, пусть попробует.
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Блин!
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Мало Тебе... друга моего
лучшего забрать,
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так ещё и соком
всего меня облить надо.
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Молодец, Алекс.
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- Грег.
- Привет.
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Грегор!
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Надеюсь, ты не против,
что я к тебе заскочил.
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Нет, нет.
Я очень рад.
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Рад, что ты зашёл...
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Но это немного странно.
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Родители слышали,
как я с тобой разговаривал,
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и решили, что я вижу призраков.
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Давай я их сейчас приведу.
Скажешь "привет"?
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Конечно.
"Привет" и возможно "бу."
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Грег, Грег, послушай.
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Я столько должен тебе сказать.
Нам столько всего надо обсудить.
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Это так, Алекс.
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Но покойник приходит
к тебе на кухню,
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а ты ему даже перекусить
не предложишь.
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Хотя бы сэндвич
с ореховым маслом, сок...
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Прости, совсем не подумал.
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Я не знаком с этикетом
в подобной ситуации.
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Прости.
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Так уж вышло, ты единственный
умерший мой знакомый,
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который навещает меня.
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К экзамену по экономике
готовишься?
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А я уж было забыл.
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Согласись, у меня отличная
отмазка, чтоб его заколоть.
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И даже справка не нужна.
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Ладно, я тогда попозже зайду.
Знаю, как тебе важна учёба.
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Куда? Постой.
Что, шутишь, что ли?
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Издеваешься?
Ты гораздо важнее.
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На кой оно мне всё?
В этом вообще никакого смысла.
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Это пустышка.
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Скажи ведь, какой смысл
из кожи вон лезть,
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пытаясь обеспечить
себе будущее?
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Может, у меня и нет будущего.
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Посмотри вот,
что с тобой случилось.
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Но с тобой же, Алекс,
этого не случилось.
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00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,030
Ты жив.
И должен жить дальше.
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00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,960
Прости, Грег. Мне так жаль.
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00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,800
Я должен был поехать
с тобой к брату.
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00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:09,700
А смысл?
Ты бы погиб.
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00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,700
Ну и плевать.
Плевать. Пускай...
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00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:13,300
Я не хотел ехать.
Мне было лень.
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Алекс, хватит!
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00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,830
Нет, дай закончить.
Дай мне договорить.
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00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:22,030
Никто и не останавливает
тебя, Алекс.
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00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,250
Привет, Мэл.
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Ты тут сам с собой
разговариваешь, что ли?
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Нет.
246
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,510
Не сам с собой.
Я с Грегом говорил.
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А, это лучше.
248
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:44,350
Я должен был быть
с ним в той машине.
249
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,770
Но тебя там не было.
250
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,350
Не было, да, не было.
А знаешь почему?
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00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:54,810
Я поленился.
И это было низко.
252
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,350
Я не хотел напрягаться.
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00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:04,050
Мою жизнь спасла низость,
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безразличность
к собственному другу.
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00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,710
Не могу понять, Мэл.
Для чего я ещё живу?
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00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:14,680
Ты живёшь, чтобы досаждать мне.
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00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:17,180
Нет.
Нет, это не ответ.
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00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,580
Я пошутила, Алекс.
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00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:21,580
Я должен был быть с Грегом!
Сидеть рядом с ним.
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00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:25,010
Мне нужны ответы.
Я так больше не могу.
261
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,680
Почему я жив?
Почему я жив?!
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00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,650
Зачем я живу?!
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00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,650
Милый...
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00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,680
Зачем?
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- Мы тебе поможем.
- Я не знаю.
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00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,580
- Алекс, Алекс.
- Всё будет хорошо.
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00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:37,550
Мы поможем.
268
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:51,000
Меня зовут Алекс Китон.
Мне 21 год.
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00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:55,230
Я... на предпоследнем курсе
университета Лиланд.
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00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,230
Специальность экономика.
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Вообще-то, специальность двойная –
экономика и бизнес.
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00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:06,800
На самом деле,
моя специальность деньги.
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00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,800
И всё, что с ними связано.
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00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:11,800
Питаю к ним страсть
с самого детства.
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00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:14,100
Давай поговорим немного
о твоём детстве.
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00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,800
А? Да, нормальное,
обычное детство.
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00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,600
Делал всё то же,
что и другие дети.
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00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,100
Играл в кубики,
рисовал пальцами,
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играл на бирже.
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00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,900
Обычное дело.
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00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:32,560
Тебе уже тогда нравились деньги?
282
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,510
Любовь с первого взгляда.
283
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:42,410
В детском саду мне,
бывало, завязывали глаза
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00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:45,410
и кидали монетки в копилку.
285
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:51,810
Я мог различить номинал монет...
по звуку.
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00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:57,380
Низкий бас четвертака.
Бум.
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00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,260
Весёлый звон десятицентовика.
Дзынь.
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00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:05,950
Мягкое чваканье
долларовой купюры.
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00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:08,380
Вщух.
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00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:17,562
Две по 10, четвертак и три по центу.
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00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,210
А ты хорош.
292
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,850
Спасибо.
293
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,380
Твоя мама говорит,
ты плохо спишь.
294
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:34,880
Почти не ешь.
295
00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:38,710
Тебя беспокоят "видения",
скажем так помягче.
296
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,410
Это не совсем правда.
297
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:44,750
Всё так и есть, Алекс.
Ты совсем не спишь.
298
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,310
Тебе ведь 7 лет.
Сон тебе необходим.
299
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,010
Сколько ты сегодня спал?
300
00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:51,690
Сегодня?
20 минут.
301
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,150
Но то были добротные 20 минут.
302
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:55,440
Алекс...
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00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:58,990
Мам, это была особенная ночь.
Я читал стенограмму слушаний.
304
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:02,590
Нашёл нестыковку
в показаниях Джона Дина*.
(*советник Никсона)
305
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,150
Прекращай, Алекс.
306
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:07,720
Наш счёт за звонки в Белый дом
не укладывается ни в какие рамки.
307
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,780
Мам, можно я не пойду в школу
и посмотрю слушания по телеку.
308
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:13,490
- Нет.
- Ну мамуля!
309
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,470
Не заставляй меня идти на уроки.
Это фарс какой-то.
310
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,880
Страна летит в пропасть,
311
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:21,100
а эти дети сидят там и учатся
время по часам определять.
312
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:26,261
Алекс, ты пойдёшь в школу.
И никаких выкрутасов, как вчера.
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00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:33,330
Мамуля, моему президенту
объявили импичмент.
314
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,200
Как, по-твоему, я могу продолжать
жизнь обычного второклассника?
315
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,900
Хотя бы начни жизнь
обычного второклассника.
316
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,700
Пошли в школу, Алекс?
317
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,230
Ладно, Скиппи, как тебе угодно.
318
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:52,265
Вот Скиппи спит по ночам,
ему нет дела до "Уотергейта".
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00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:54,640
До чего?
320
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:58,310
Сколько ты сегодня спал?
321
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,410
19 часов.
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00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,750
Вот видишь?
323
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:08,050
19 часов?
324
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,440
Пришёл вчера после обеда
и решил вздремнуть.
325
00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,750
Вот только проснулся.
326
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:15,360
Мамуль, я не буду
завтракать, ладно?
327
00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,230
- Пойду в школу.
- Но почти готово.
328
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,380
Мне некогда.
Ещё собрание бойскаутов,
329
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,210
я выношу вопрос
о платных обедах.
330
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,210
- Алекс, не ходи.
- Мама...
331
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,050
Не ходи!
Не ходи!
332
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,310
Не ходи, Грег!
Не ходи!
333
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,150
Я мог остановить его.
334
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:33,710
Я мог...
Должен был ему сказать.
335
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:39,350
Но мы поссорились...
Глупая ссора. Чёрт бы её.
336
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,310
И сейчас он мёртв.
337
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,710
Умер, и никто уже
этого не изменит.
338
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,480
Так на чём мы?
339
00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,780
Ты рассказывал о проблемах
со своей матерью.
340
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:02,960
Зачем же сразу "проблемах"?
341
00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,710
Извини.
342
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:09,310
Она же мать. Это её обязанность,
беспокоиться. Верно?
343
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,810
Я не знаю.
344
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:12,510
Так, если будете продолжать
в том же духе,
345
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,440
лучше закончим
наш разговор сейчас.
346
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:17,150
- В каком духе?
- Сами знаете в каком.
347
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:23,910
Я буду сидеть здесь, говорить,
душу вам выворачивать,
348
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:28,250
а вы будете там молчать
на заднем плане и играть Бога, да?
349
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,250
Притворяясь, что ничего не знаете.
350
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,020
Секундочку.
Вы окончили колледж Гранта?
351
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,410
Верно.
352
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:41,560
Возможно, вы и не притворяетесь.
353
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:48,458
И действительно ничего не знаете.
354
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,580
Откуда тебе известен
колледж Гранта?
355
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:55,920
Моя сестра Мэллори там учится.
356
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:59,280
Поговорим о Мэллори.
357
00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:00,910
Да, давайте.
358
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:03,380
Как ты к ней относишься?
359
00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:08,210
Она мне нравится.
И даже очень.
360
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,410
Спасибо, Алекс.
Это так мило.
361
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,950
Тебе ж это известно, Мэл.
362
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,110
Всё равно приятно слышать.
363
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:20,930
Эх, и люблю же я тебя.
Ещё как люблю.
364
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,195
Что поделываешь?
365
00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:26,710
Одеваюсь.
У меня свидание.
366
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,210
И кому же повезло?
367
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,780
Грегу.
368
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,500
Что ты говоришь такое?
Грег умер.
369
00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:36,950
Никто никогда не умирает, Алекс.
Ты такой глупый.
370
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:40,710
Грег вернётся в другой жизни.
Как и все мы.
371
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,180
Никто никогда не умирает?
372
00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,410
Нет.
373
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,210
Хотелось бы мне в это поверить.
374
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,980
Как было бы здорово,
будь это правдой.
375
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,010
Это правда, Алекс.
376
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:57,380
Нужно принять это.
Просто поверить.
377
00:21:57,410 --> 00:22:00,990
Прочитать эзотерические
журналы.
378
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,950
Перерождение.
379
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:14,610
Я мог бы вернуться собой.
380
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:18,170
Мог бы исправить всё,
что пошло не так.
381
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,590
Предупредить Никсона о прослушке*.
(*Уотергейтский скандал)
382
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,210
Алекс, каждый раз перерождаясь,
ты решаешь проблемы,
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00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,980
которые не решил
в прошлой жизни.
384
00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:31,110
Скажем, ты безвкусно одевался.
385
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,430
В новой жизни
ты станешь дизайнером.
386
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:48,030
Боже, Мэл, как же легко,
наверное, быть тобой.
387
00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,950
Как у тебя всё просто.
388
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:55,350
А тобой, Алекс, сложно быть?
389
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:58,610
Так, эй. Вы не против?
Я тут с сестрой разговариваю.
390
00:22:58,650 --> 00:23:01,230
Расскажи, Мэл.
Расскажи мне ещё.
391
00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:03,350
Как выглядит рай?
392
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,300
Что бы ты ни ел,
вес не прибавляется.
393
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,750
Алекс, ответь на вопрос.
Сложно ли быть тобой?
394
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,910
Вы знаете ответ.
395
00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:14,580
Конечно же сложно.
396
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,510
И ещё там такие
классные магазины.
397
00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:17,980
Открываются в 9 утра
398
00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:21,010
и не закрываются
до бесконечности.
399
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:28,180
И знаешь что, Алекс?
Там всё безразмерное.
400
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,420
Почему же так трудно быть тобой?
401
00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:33,670
Сами знаете.
402
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:50,540
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