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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 25
"The Freshman and the Senior"
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Okay, Andy,
what's this?
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Doggy.
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Horsey.
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Tax-deferred bond.
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Yes!
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That's my guy.
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He's making excellent progress,
isn't he, Alex?
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Yeah, Jen, you know,
when you were his age,
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you were still trying
to calculate simple interest.
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What a wonderful family scene.
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I just hope you children
will remember these moments
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after your mother
and I are dead and buried.
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Glad you came in
to cheer us up, Dad.
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I'm sorry, kids.
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I just came back from
a meeting with my lawyer.
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He strongly advises
that I draw up a will.
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Are you sick, Dad?
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No, no, Jen. I'm fine...
he just thinks it's important
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for your mother and I to get
our affairs in order
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while we're still of sound mind
and good health.
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This is depressing.
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Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
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Well, maybe I should
wait until your mother
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comes home from New York
before I do anything about this.
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I don't know, Dad.
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Mom's architecture convention
lasts for a week.
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You know, now is the perfect
time for you to deal with this.
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You know how Mom hates
to discuss death or funerals
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or legal battles
over who gets what percentage
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of the deceased's
earthly possessions.
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She's funny that way.
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But you and me, Pop,
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we could have a good time
with this will thing.
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You know, you're interested
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in seeing that your loved ones
are well taken care of.
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And I'm concerned with
legal and fiscal matters
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pertaining to death.
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This is gonna be great!
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I'm glad we finally found
something to do together, son.
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Andy's really upset
about this will talk.
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Oh, hey, hey.
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Tell him not to worry about it.
I'm handling the will now.
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Just, uh...
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Show him this figure.
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That will put a smile
on his face.
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Hi, everybody.
Hey.
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This is Margaret Hobbs.
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She's a freshman with me
at Grant.
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We're doing a sociology project
together for class.
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Well, that's terrific.
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It's great to see someone going
back to school at your age.
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I-I mean, um...
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A-at your height.
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Well, there are a lot
of us shorter people
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going back to college
these days.
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Um, listen, Margaret,
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we're gonna be working
in the living room.
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It's right through there.
Ohh.
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Um, if you don't mind,
you can set up at the table,
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and I'll get us
something to eat.
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Great.
Nice meeting you all.
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Nice meeting you.
Our pleasure.
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So, what's your
project about, Mal?
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Um, contemporary sexual
attitudes of college students.
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Grant College
sounds like fun.
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No, no, no.
Forget it, Jennifer.
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No, you're not going there.
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This family
has already sacrificed
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one of its young to appease
the god of fake colleges.
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Margaret seems
like a nice woman.
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Yeah. She is.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I just never thought I'd be
doing my first college project
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with somebody old.
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I was really hoping
to work with Holly Parker.
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I mean, I'm dying
to be friends with her.
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Can't you
be this Holly's friend
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without being
her sociology partner?
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Oh, no, she's a snob, Dad.
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She doesn't talk to you
unless she has to.
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Sounds like a good quality
in a friend.
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And the worst part of it...
she got stuck with Skippy
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as a project partner.
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He'll probably
scare her out of the course,
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and I'll never
get to meet her.
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Maybe you'll get to work
with Holly on another project,
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in another class.
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Oh, come on, Dad. Holly's the
most popular girl in school.
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She's failing every course.
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How long do you think
she's going to be there?
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It is so exciting
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to be sitting here
doing our homework together.
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The last time
I did homework was...
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1940.
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I had to write a paper
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on whether or not Roosevelt
would keep us out of the war.
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Did he?
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Now, our paper should prove
a little more interesting.
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"Sex and
the college students."
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Um, Margaret,
I've been thinking.
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If this topic makes you
feel uncomfortable,
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I'm sure professor Connors
would give us another one.
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Why should it make me
uncomfortable?
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Well, the subject matter...
I mean...
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Oh, believe me, Mallory.
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I'm perfectly comfortable
talking about sex.
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I approve of sex.
I like sex.
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I remember sex.
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Well, what should we do
to start the project?
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Well, I was thinking we should
draw up a questionnaire
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and pass it
around the school.
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That's a good idea.
Mm-hmm.
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What kind of questions
do you want to ask?
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We could start with,
"are you sexually active?
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And if so,
how often do you have sex?"
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You sure you don't
want to change topics?
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I mean, that Roosevelt paper
sounded really great.
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Do you still have it?
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You know, Mallory,
you are about the only person
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who's talked to me
at Grant College.
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Well, you know,
it's a little tough at first,
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but I'm sure
you'll make lots of friends.
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Yes. I'm hoping
to meet Holly Parker.
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I hear once you're in with her,
you're in.
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Well, I know.
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I was hoping Holly could be
my sociology... friend, too.
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Oh, well,
now we've got each other.
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You're my first
college friend.
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I am?
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You can show me the ropes
a little bit...
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you know, bring me up to date
on any new research techniques
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and study guides
and test preparation.
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I haven't really gotten
too deeply into those things.
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Let's meet in the student union
for lunch tomorrow.
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Is 12:30 okay?
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Um, yeah, fine.
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Well, we better get back
to the project.
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Okay.
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What other questions do you
want to ask on our survey?
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Um, "when did you lose
your virginity?"
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All right,
let's take a break.
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Alex, I thought you were going
on a picnic with Julie Barr.
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Canceled it, Dad.
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It's gonna be a lot more fun
to stay here with you
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and work on your will.
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We just want you to know
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that Andy and I don't want
any part of this will business.
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Oh, speak
for yourself, Jen.
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Andy's asked me to represent him
in this will matter.
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Andy, tell Dad what you gave me
this morning.
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Power of attorney.
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If you need him
to sign anything,
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he'll be
on the monkey bars.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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What's the matter?
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Well, it's just a little sloppy,
Dad, that's all.
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I mean, you got to
be very careful
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when you're drafting
a legal document.
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If your language is the
slightest bit imprecise,
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this will
can be challenged.
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That's why I got you this,
uh, little guide here
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to help you
with your preparations.
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"Burying Your Parents
for Profit."
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Thank you, Alex.
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D-does this book
come with a shovel?
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Come on, Dad. Don't let
the title throw you off.
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This is chock-full of some very
sensible financial advice.
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In fact, I used it to draw up
this sample will...
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Which, uh, which I think
you'll find very helpful.
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Alex, do we have to
do this now?
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Oh, come on, Dad.
It'll be fun. It'll be fun.
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Be one of those special
father/son moments
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that we'll look back on
fondly.
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Or at least I will.
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"According
to this general guide,
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"all Keaton property is divided
up in the following manner...
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"100% of all assets
go to Alex Keaton,
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"to be distributed
to Andrew, Mallory, and Jennifer
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as the aforementioned Alex
sees fit."
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It's just off the top
of my head, Dad.
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All right, Alex, I'll give
this my utmost consideration.
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Do you promise?
Promise.
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Cross your heart
and hope to die?
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Uh...
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Not literally!
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I'm not sure we have all
the books we need, Mallory.
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Margaret, we have more books
than the library now.
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If anyone wants to know
something about sociology,
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they're going to
have to come here.
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Well, it's going to
take us a little while
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to get through all these.
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You know, we may have to
pull an all-nighter.
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Well, the paper's not due
for three weeks.
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I don't think we have to
stay up all night.
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Oh, but it could be fun.
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We could order a pizza
and gossip
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and do each other's hair.
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Uh, no.
I mean, I don't think so.
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I've got other courses
to take care of.
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Oh, okay. I'll call you tomorrow
about our project.
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Tomorrow's Saturday.
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I don't like to think
on the weekends.
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All right.
Till Monday then.
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Monday.
Okay.
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Oh, hello, Skippy.
Hello.
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A bientot.
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Skippy, I am so glad
you're here.
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You've got to do me
a big favor.
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Well, you know, I'd do anything
for you, Mallory,
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especially if it involves
you and me joined together
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in wedded bliss.
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I want you to trade
sociology partners with me.
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I don't know.
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Who's your partner?
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Margaret Hobbs.
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The old lady?
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She's not that old, Skippy.
She's only 66.
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She's 66!
That's 9 in dog years.
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Oh, come on, Skippy.
You got to do this for me.
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I can't take it anymore.
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It seems like she wants
to spend every minute
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working on the project with me,
and I don't have the time.
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It'd be different
for you, Skippy.
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It'd be nice for you
to have someone to talk to.
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What makes you think
she'll talk to me?
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And besides, I don't
think professor Connors
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would appreciate us
just switching partners.
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No, we better not.
Okay, Skippy, fine. Fine!
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I'm warning you, though,
this is the last time
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I'm going to try and take
unfair advantage of you,
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last time
I'll try to use you.
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From now on, I'll just treat you
like everybody else.
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No. Anything but that.
I'd be lost.
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Look, if it'll make you happy,
I'll do it, Mallory.
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You get Holly Parker.
I get the old lady.
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Does she have
a boyfriend?
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Look, Dad,
I don't mean to nitpick.
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I'm just not sure
you're aware
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of the latest innovations
and developments
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in estate planning and wills.
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Alex, I have all the information
I need right here.
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And if I have any problems,
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I can call the will hotline
number you gave me.
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All right, did you know
that you can decide
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that certain individuals
inherit money
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only if they fulfill certain
conditions which you prescribe?
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00:11:58,727 --> 00:11:59,927
Alex, that's ridiculous!
251
00:11:59,957 --> 00:12:01,657
We're not going to
place conditions of inheritance
252
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,027
on our children.
253
00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:05,557
Well, for example,
you can state that Mallory
254
00:12:05,587 --> 00:12:07,827
doesn't get a penny
if she marries Nick.
255
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,730
That's already in there.
256
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,957
Is Mallory around?
257
00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:16,227
I have to talk to her about
something very important.
258
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,927
Well, I'll tell her
you're here, Skip.
259
00:12:17,957 --> 00:12:20,397
I got to go upstairs an get
an estate inheritance form 2-W.
260
00:12:20,427 --> 00:12:24,927
Hope I'm not out. I hate
to have to use the short form.
261
00:12:24,957 --> 00:12:26,227
So, what are you doing?
262
00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:28,427
Well, I'm working
on my will, Skipper.
263
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,727
So if there's anything
of ours you want,
264
00:12:30,757 --> 00:12:32,197
you better ask for it now.
265
00:12:32,227 --> 00:12:34,627
Well, Mr. Keaton,
you know that you possess
266
00:12:34,657 --> 00:12:37,057
the only thing
that could make me complete,
267
00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:39,427
that could give me
true happiness...
268
00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:41,097
your daughter Mallory.
269
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,757
I'm afraid she's not ours
to give away, Skip.
270
00:12:44,787 --> 00:12:47,157
Well, then how about
that neat clock radio
271
00:12:47,187 --> 00:12:50,157
in the living room?
272
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,927
Yeah, Skippy, what is it?
273
00:12:51,957 --> 00:12:54,927
Oh, uh, Mallory, I need
my old sociology partner back.
274
00:12:54,957 --> 00:12:56,557
Margaret quit.
275
00:12:56,587 --> 00:12:58,227
She quit? Why?
276
00:12:58,257 --> 00:12:59,897
She said
it was nothing personal,
277
00:12:59,927 --> 00:13:02,627
but she didn't feel that she
belonged in the class anymore.
278
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,457
Oh, I don't believe it.
Neither do I.
279
00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:08,697
That makes four project partners
I've lost in a week.
280
00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:10,557
There's the one I traded to you,
Margaret,
281
00:13:10,587 --> 00:13:12,727
and the two that mysteriously
disappeared
282
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:15,127
when they found out
they were working with me.
283
00:13:15,157 --> 00:13:19,027
I'm like the Bermuda Triangle
of project partners.
284
00:13:19,057 --> 00:13:20,797
This is terrible.
285
00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:22,757
When I asked Margaret
to change partners,
286
00:13:22,787 --> 00:13:24,597
I didn't think
she'd react like this.
287
00:13:24,627 --> 00:13:26,757
I feel so guilty.
288
00:13:26,787 --> 00:13:28,597
Why did you decide
to stop working with her?
289
00:13:28,627 --> 00:13:30,057
Just because
of the age difference?
290
00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:31,527
Well, that's part of it.
291
00:13:31,557 --> 00:13:33,797
I mean, Dad,
I wouldn't have minded
292
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:36,897
if she was 10 years older
than me or 20 years older,
293
00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:39,160
or even as old as you, Dad.
294
00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:47,760
I think that should count
against her in the will.
295
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:53,457
Mallory, I don't think
Margaret's age
296
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,597
should be a problem
if she can do the work.
297
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,757
I think an older person
298
00:13:56,787 --> 00:13:58,727
could bring new insight
to the project.
299
00:13:58,757 --> 00:14:01,757
Yeah. Old people can be
really interesting, Mallory.
300
00:14:01,787 --> 00:14:04,627
I have an aunt
who's 85 years old.
301
00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:06,457
And we get along great.
302
00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:08,697
No, I get along fine
with older people, Skippy,
303
00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:09,827
but this is different.
304
00:14:09,857 --> 00:14:11,497
You don't have to
go to school
305
00:14:11,527 --> 00:14:13,657
and do a sociology project
with your aunt.
306
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,397
You don't have to
discuss issues
307
00:14:15,427 --> 00:14:17,827
like birth control and virginity
with your aunt.
308
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,060
We don't have to.
We do it because we enjoy it.
309
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,027
Mallory.
310
00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:42,397
Hi. Can I come in?
311
00:14:42,427 --> 00:14:44,257
Yes. Come in.
312
00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:46,457
Thanks.
I'm really glad you're home.
313
00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:47,997
I wanted to talk to you.
314
00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:50,197
Um, Skippy said
you dropped the class.
315
00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:51,597
Yes, I did.
316
00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:53,857
You know,
I really like that Skippy.
317
00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:57,400
I'm happy the two of you
are getting engaged.
318
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,927
We broke that off
when we were 4 months old.
319
00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:05,727
He's just taking a little longer
to get over it.
320
00:15:05,757 --> 00:15:07,627
Well, that's too bad.
321
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,027
Um, listen, Margaret,
322
00:15:09,057 --> 00:15:12,127
I'd really like you to come back
to class and be my partner.
323
00:15:12,157 --> 00:15:14,497
No, thank you.
324
00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:16,857
Um...
325
00:15:16,887 --> 00:15:19,497
I know I shouldn't have switched
partners in the first place,
326
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,427
but I was just
a little uncomfortable
327
00:15:21,457 --> 00:15:24,557
because of the age difference,
but I'm over that now.
328
00:15:24,587 --> 00:15:27,997
Mallory, obviously you
didn't want to work with me,
329
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,927
so you switched partners.
330
00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:32,427
I can take it.
331
00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:34,127
Look, I feel responsible.
332
00:15:34,157 --> 00:15:37,957
And you want me to tell you
it's all right, don't you?
333
00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:40,357
Well, I can't do that
for you, Mallory,
334
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,260
because it's not all right.
335
00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:47,927
I mean, you really hurt
and embarrassed me.
336
00:15:47,957 --> 00:15:50,497
Why did you do it,
Mallory?
337
00:15:50,527 --> 00:15:53,627
Um, well, I just thought
it would be better for you.
338
00:15:53,657 --> 00:15:56,027
I mean,
Skippy said that...
339
00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:57,427
Be honest with me.
340
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,100
All right! I didn't enjoy
working with you.
341
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:05,127
Partially it's because I wanted
to work with Holly Parker,
342
00:16:05,157 --> 00:16:06,857
and partially because
it felt strange
343
00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:08,457
working with someone old.
344
00:16:08,487 --> 00:16:09,657
Older.
345
00:16:09,687 --> 00:16:11,197
"Old" is fine.
346
00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:13,927
Margaret, just put yourself
in my position.
347
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:17,057
I'm starting college.
I'm not a very good student.
348
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:19,297
It's all I can do to keep
my head above water.
349
00:16:19,327 --> 00:16:20,657
And then you come along,
350
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:23,227
and you expect us
to be best friends.
351
00:16:23,257 --> 00:16:25,697
It was one more pressure
I didn't need.
352
00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:28,257
You're not the only one
who's under pressure.
353
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,757
Try going back to college
when you're 66 years old.
354
00:16:31,787 --> 00:16:35,927
Try taking notes in class
when you can barely see the page
355
00:16:35,957 --> 00:16:38,327
because you left
your bifocals at home.
356
00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:41,027
I mean, try asking directions
to the bookstore
357
00:16:41,057 --> 00:16:44,197
and having everyone treat you
like you're a lost child.
358
00:16:44,227 --> 00:16:46,657
"Oh, the bookstore
is across campus.
359
00:16:46,687 --> 00:16:49,157
Would you like me
to walk you there?"
360
00:16:49,187 --> 00:16:54,227
I mean, I'm completely different
from everyone else.
361
00:16:54,257 --> 00:16:56,697
I don't know how to act.
362
00:16:56,727 --> 00:16:58,857
I don't know
how to talk.
363
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,697
I don't know how to dress.
364
00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:04,557
Oh, I could help you
with that.
365
00:17:04,587 --> 00:17:06,527
Mallory...
366
00:17:06,557 --> 00:17:08,597
I'm sorry
I was such a burden on you,
367
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:11,057
and it was my fault.
368
00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:15,257
It was my mistake to look to you
to help me.
369
00:17:15,287 --> 00:17:16,657
All right.
370
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:19,497
I will spend more time working
on the project with you,
371
00:17:19,527 --> 00:17:21,257
and you can
come back to class
372
00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:23,157
and we'll do
the project together.
373
00:17:23,187 --> 00:17:25,457
I don't need your charity,
Mallory.
374
00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:26,727
It's not charity.
375
00:17:26,757 --> 00:17:28,857
I just don't think
you should drop the class.
376
00:17:28,887 --> 00:17:30,897
I think I'm old enough to make
that decision by myself.
377
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,657
I think
you're making a mistake.
378
00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:36,630
I'm dropping the class, Mallory.
I'm sorry.
379
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:58,127
Let's go over this inventory
of assets one more time.
380
00:17:58,157 --> 00:18:02,760
Item 41...
the jade necklace.
381
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,957
Okay.
382
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,860
You know the whereabouts
of this necklace?
383
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,930
I believe it's still
on aunt Ethel's neck.
384
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,327
Her claim to this necklace
is very shaky, Dad.
385
00:18:22,357 --> 00:18:25,157
This was grandmother Keaton's
necklace.
386
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,957
Now, you have as much right
to it as aunt Ethel does.
387
00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:31,900
You're right, Alex.
Let's go over to the rest home.
388
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:38,297
You hold her down,
I'll see...
389
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:42,900
I'll see if I can rip it
off her neck.
390
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:47,957
You're fighting me
on everything here, Dad.
391
00:18:47,987 --> 00:18:50,827
I am just trying to get your
affairs in order, that's all.
392
00:18:50,857 --> 00:18:52,257
I appreciate that.
393
00:18:52,287 --> 00:18:54,857
I just don't want to have to
come to blows with aunt Ethel
394
00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:57,730
if I can help it.
395
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:05,860
She is big.
396
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:11,257
Hi.
397
00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:13,757
- How did it go with Margaret?
- Awful.
398
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,927
She doesn't want to come back
to class, Alex.
399
00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:18,827
And she's really mad at me.
I feel terrible.
400
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,527
I need someone close
to talk to.
401
00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:23,897
Do you know
how I can get ahold of Mom
402
00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:26,227
at the architecture
convention?
403
00:19:26,257 --> 00:19:27,997
Hey. Hey, wait a minute.
404
00:19:28,027 --> 00:19:30,700
Mal. Mally.
405
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,757
This is me.
This is Alex.
406
00:19:33,787 --> 00:19:37,827
This is your brother,
your confidant.
407
00:19:37,857 --> 00:19:39,797
I didn't mean
to offend you, Alex.
408
00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:42,597
I'm just used to talking to Mom
about sensitive issues.
409
00:19:42,627 --> 00:19:44,100
Yeah, well...
410
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,997
...I know I'm not Mom.
411
00:19:47,027 --> 00:19:49,657
But I do know one thing...
412
00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:53,857
when you get hurt
emotionally
413
00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:56,297
or even if you hurt
somebody else...
414
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:59,597
It just reminds you
how fragile and insecure
415
00:19:59,627 --> 00:20:00,827
we all really are
416
00:20:00,857 --> 00:20:02,297
and how much
we count on each other
417
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:06,030
for support
and encouragement.
418
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,597
That was really beautiful,
Alex.
419
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,827
Thank you, Mal.
420
00:20:12,857 --> 00:20:15,730
Mom wrote it down for me.
421
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:27,160
In case Dad was out
and something sensitive came up.
422
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,497
Uh, I did mention how fragile
and insecure...
423
00:20:31,527 --> 00:20:33,430
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
424
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:39,300
Coming.
425
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:44,097
Oh, hey, Margaret.
Hi. Come in. Come in.
426
00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:45,557
Oh. Thank you.
427
00:20:45,587 --> 00:20:49,127
I hope I'm not interrupting
something important.
428
00:20:49,157 --> 00:20:50,757
Margaret,
don't be silly.
429
00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:54,957
Listen, I, uh, understand
you're feeling a little down.
430
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,330
Well, uh...
431
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,597
...I know I'm not Mom.
432
00:21:04,627 --> 00:21:06,060
Alex!
433
00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:16,897
I can't stay long.
434
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,827
I've got a date
waiting in the car.
435
00:21:18,857 --> 00:21:21,627
Oh, great.
Well, I'm glad you came by.
436
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:24,297
Oh, Mallory, I was...
437
00:21:24,327 --> 00:21:26,997
I was thinking about what you
said today in my apartment
438
00:21:27,027 --> 00:21:29,227
and, well, all the pressures
you're under,
439
00:21:29,257 --> 00:21:31,257
and I...
440
00:21:31,287 --> 00:21:34,297
I realized I wasn't
very understanding.
441
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,227
No. I was wrong.
442
00:21:36,257 --> 00:21:38,457
I'm sorry, Margaret.
I apologize.
443
00:21:38,487 --> 00:21:39,827
So was I.
444
00:21:39,857 --> 00:21:43,227
I was so busy telling you
what it was like to be old,
445
00:21:43,257 --> 00:21:45,857
I forgot what it was like
to be young.
446
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,830
Well, it doesn't feel
so great right now.
447
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:52,457
Margaret, I don't know
why I acted so selfishly.
448
00:21:52,487 --> 00:21:55,397
Um, I'm not going to
make any excuses for myself.
449
00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:56,827
I just want you to know
450
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,897
that, uh, I respect
what you're trying to do.
451
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,727
I think it takes
a lot of courage.
452
00:22:02,757 --> 00:22:06,857
It took me a long time
453
00:22:06,887 --> 00:22:09,627
to get up the courage to...
454
00:22:09,657 --> 00:22:12,497
to go back to school.
455
00:22:12,527 --> 00:22:16,657
You look at me,
and, uh, you see an old woman.
456
00:22:16,687 --> 00:22:20,697
But inside, I'm still...
457
00:22:20,727 --> 00:22:23,027
I still feel like
a little girl
458
00:22:23,057 --> 00:22:26,027
going to her first day
of school.
459
00:22:26,057 --> 00:22:28,527
I'm scared, Mallory.
460
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:32,597
And if I was pushing too hard
for a friend...
461
00:22:32,627 --> 00:22:37,297
I mean, for someone to make me
feel like I belong at Grant...
462
00:22:37,327 --> 00:22:41,127
It's because
I really need one.
463
00:22:41,157 --> 00:22:44,327
I'll be your friend,
Margaret.
464
00:22:44,357 --> 00:22:46,457
Thank you, Mallory.
465
00:22:46,487 --> 00:22:48,360
Will you come back
to the class?
466
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:51,797
I think I'll give it
another shot.
467
00:22:51,827 --> 00:22:53,057
Oh, good.
468
00:22:53,087 --> 00:22:55,727
I called Skippy
and told him we're on again.
469
00:22:55,757 --> 00:22:57,457
I'm comfortable with him.
470
00:22:57,487 --> 00:23:00,130
He's even more out-of-place
than I am.
471
00:23:02,530 --> 00:23:05,327
I'm so glad you're coming back,
Margaret.
472
00:23:05,357 --> 00:23:06,927
So am I.
473
00:23:06,957 --> 00:23:08,627
Great.
474
00:23:08,657 --> 00:23:12,500
Margaret, honey.
We have 7:30 reservations.
475
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:16,030
Coming, Skipper!
476
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:20,160
You had your chance.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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5 сезон 25 серия
«И стар и млад»
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Так, Энди, кто это?
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00:01:05,569 --> 00:01:07,099
Собачка.
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00:01:07,129 --> 00:01:09,707
Лошадка.
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Облигация
с отсроченным выкупом.
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Да!
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Молодец.
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А он делает успехи,
да, Алекс?
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Да, Джен. Ты вот в его возрасте
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только простой
процент вычисляла.
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Какая чудесная семейная сцена.
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Надеюсь, детки, вы будете
помнить такие моменты
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00:01:30,707 --> 00:01:35,007
после нашей с мамой смерти.
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Своим приходом ты поднял
нам настроение, пап.
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Ну простите.
Я только что от адвоката.
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Он настоятельно рекомендует
написать завещание.
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Пап, ты заболел?
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Нет, Джен, я здоров.
Но он считает, что важно
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00:01:48,307 --> 00:01:50,498
для нас с мамой
привести дела в порядок,
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пока мы ещё в своём уме
и здравой памяти.
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Скука смертная.
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Да, я тоже пойду.
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Дождусь-ка я возвращения
мамы из Нью-Йорка
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перед тем,
как что-либо делать.
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А стоит ли ждать, отец?
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Её архитектурный симпозиум
продлится неделю.
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Для тебя сейчас самое время
с этим разобраться.
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Сам знаешь, как мама не любит
тему смерти или похорон,
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или судебных тяжб по разделу
имущества недавно умершего.
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У неё странное отношение.
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Но нам с тобой, папа,
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вся эта тема с завещанием
только в удовольствие.
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Ты оценишь старания
твоих родных и близких.
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А я изучу все налоговые вопросы
относительно смерти.
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Будет супер!
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Наконец-то мы нашли
общее занятие, сынок.
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Энди так расстроился
из-за этого завещания.
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Ничего.
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Скажи, чтобы не переживал.
Я уже прорабатываю этот вопрос.
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Вот...
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Покажи ему эту цифру.
Это поднимет ему настроение.
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- Привет всем.
- Привет.
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Это Маргарет Хоббс.
Моя однокурсница.
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Мы вместе делаем
курсовую по социологии.
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Это замечательно,
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когда за парту возвращается
кто-то вашего возраста.
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В смысле...
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Вашего роста.
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Сейчас многие невысокие люди
снова идут в колледж.
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Маргарет,
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мы будем заниматься в гостиной.
Она вон там.
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Вы располагайтесь пока за столом,
а я принесу нам поесть.
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Хорошо.
Рада была познакомиться.
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- Взаимно.
- И мы рады.
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О чём ваша курсовая, Мэл?
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Сексуальные отношения среди
студентов в современном обществе.
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А колледж Гранта не так и плох.
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Ну уж нет, Дженнифер. Забудь.
В него ты не пойдёшь.
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Наша семья уже принесла
в жертву молодую кровь,
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чтобы задобрить
бога лжеколледжей.
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Маргарет по виду
хорошая женщина.
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Да.
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А что не так?
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Не знаю.
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Не думала, что первую курсовую
в колледже я буду делать
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с кем-то старым.
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Надеялась, что мне дадут
в пару Холли Паркер.
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Я смерть как хочу
с ней подружиться.
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А нельзя с ней просто дружить
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без совместной работы
по социологии?
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Нет, пап. Она сноб по натуре.
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Даже не заговорит,
если ей это не надо.
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Отличное качество для подруги.
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И хуже всего,
что ей в пару дали Скиппи.
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Он отпугнёт её от этого курса,
и я с ней даже не познакомлюсь.
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Возможно, вы встретитесь с Холли
на других предметах и курсах.
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Скажешь тоже, пап.
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Холли – самая крутая в колледже.
Она заваливает каждый предмет.
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Думаешь, она долго продержится?
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Я так рада, что мы сидим здесь,
делаем вместе домашнее задание.
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В последний раз со мной
такое было... аж в 1940-ом.
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Я писала доклад на тему
удержит ли нас Рузвельт от войны.
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Удержал?
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А наша работа на более
интересную тему.
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"Секс среди студентов".
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Маргарет, я вот подумала.
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Если вам неловко от этой темы,
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профессор Коннорс вполне
даст нам другую.
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А чего бы мне было неловко?
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Тут такой вопрос,
как бы...
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Поверь мне, Мэллори.
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Я совершенно спокойно
говорю о сексе.
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Я одобряю секс.
Я люблю секс.
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Я помню секс.
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С чего тогда начнём?
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Я думаю, стоит начать с опроса.
Проведём его среди студентов.
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Хорошо.
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И какие вопросы будем задавать?
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Первым можно:
"Ведёте ли вы половую жизнь?
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И если да, как часто
занимаетесь сексом?"
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А вы точно тему
не хотите сменить?
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Тот доклад по Рузвельту
очень даже интересный.
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Вы его сохранили?
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Знаешь, Мэллори,
ты единственный человек
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в Гранте, кто
разговаривает со мной.
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Поначалу всегда сложно,
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но вы точно
заведёте много друзей.
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Надеюсь познакомиться
с Холли Паркер.
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Слышала, если ты дружишь
с ней, то ты везде свой.
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Точно.
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И я надеялась, что мы с ней...
подружимся по социологии.
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Теперь мы дружим с тобой.
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Ты моя первая
студенческая подруга.
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Правда?
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Ты могла бы ввести меня
в курс дела,
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рассказать о новых
методах исследований,
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учебных пособиях,
системах подготовки.
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Я не очень-то разбираюсь
в этих вещах.
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Давай пообедаем завтра
в студклубе.
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Полпервого нормально?
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Давайте, хорошо.
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Ладно, вернёмся к курсовой.
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Какие ещё вопросы
вы думаете задать?
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"Когда вы потеряли
девственность?"
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Хорошо, давайте прервёмся.
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Алекс, ты же собирался
на пикник с Джули Бар.
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Отменил, отец.
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Куда интереснее
побыть здесь с тобой,
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посоставлять завещание.
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Хотим, чтоб вы знали,
что мы с Энди
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не будем участвовать
в этом завещательном деле.
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Говори за себя, Джен.
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Энди назначил меня своим
представителем в данном вопросе.
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Энди, что ты мне дал
сегодня утром?
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Доверенность.
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Если понадобится его подпись,
мы будем на детской площадке.
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Ай-ай-ай-ай.
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В чём дело?
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Слишком размыто, отец.
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Нужно быть крайне осторожным
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при составлении
официального документа.
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Малейшая неопределённость,
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и завещание может быть
оспорено.
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Поэтому я принёс тебе
это вот руководство.
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Поможет тебе с подготовкой.
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"Хороним родителей с выгодой".
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Спасибо, Алекс.
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А лопата к книге не прилагается?
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00:08:19,528 --> 00:08:23,127
Отец, не дай названию
тебя смутить.
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Тут полным-полно очень
дельных финансовых советов.
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По этой книге я набросал
тебе образец завещания...
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который ты найдёшь
крайне полезным.
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Алекс, обязательно это
сейчас делать?
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Да ладно тебе.
Будет здорово. Забавно.
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Один из тех моментов
в отношениях отца и сына,
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который мы будем
вспоминать с теплотой.
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Уж я-то точно буду.
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Согласно этому завещанию
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вся собственность Китонов
наследуется следующим образом:
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100% имущества
переходит к Алексу Китону
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для разделения между
Эндрю, Мэллори и Дженнифер
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на усмотрение
вышеупомянутого Алекса".
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Первое, что пришло в голову.
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Хорошо, Алекс,
я подумаю над этим.
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- Обещаешь?
- Обещаю.
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00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:24,700
Чтоб тебе дуба дать, если соврал?
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00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,060
Не буквально же!
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00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:34,957
Я не уверена, Мэллори,
что мы взяли все нужные книги.
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В библиотеке и то
меньше книг осталось.
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Теперь за знаниями по социологии
нужно будет идти сюда.
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Чтобы изучить всё это,
потребуется много времени.
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Возможно, даже придётся
сидеть всю ночь.
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Курсовую сдавать
через 3 недели.
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00:09:50,127 --> 00:09:52,157
Не думаю, что нам надо
сидеть ночами.
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00:09:52,187 --> 00:09:53,597
Но ведь это весело.
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Закажем пиццу, поболтаем,
сделаем друг другу причёски.
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Нет. Это не лучшая идея.
Есть ведь и другие предметы.
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Ну хорошо.
Тогда созвонимся завтра.
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Завтра суббота.
Не люблю думать по выходным.
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Ладно.
Тогда до понедельника.
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До понедельника.
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- Здрасьте.
- Здравствуй, Скиппи.
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Аривидерчи.
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Скиппи, я так тебе рада.
Сделай мне одно одолжение.
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00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:22,927
Мэллори, ради тебя – что угодно.
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00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,838
Особенно, если это
приведёт нас с тобой
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к счастливой семейной жизни.
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Ты должен поменяться со мной
парой по социологии.
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Даже не знаю.
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А ты с кем?
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00:10:35,027 --> 00:10:36,346
С Маргарет Хоббс.
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Та старушенция?
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00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:41,307
Не такая она и старая.
Ей всего 66.
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66 лет!
Или 9 в переводе на собачьи.
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Скиппи, ну сделай это для меня.
Я так больше не вынесу.
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Она мне все уши прожужжала
этой курсовой.
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У меня просто нет времени.
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А для тебя, Скиппи, это хорошо.
Тебе будет с кем поговорить.
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Думаешь она будет
со мной разговаривать?
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00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,930
Да и профессор Коннорс
202
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,577
вот так просто
не одобрит смены пар.
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- Лучше не надо.
- Ладно, Скиппи. Хорошо!
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00:11:08,707 --> 00:11:13,978
Больше тебя я использовать
не буду, никакой эксплуатации.
205
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:16,747
С этого момента я отношусь
к тебе, как к остальным.
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00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:20,147
Только не это.
Я пропаду.
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00:11:20,177 --> 00:11:23,207
Хорошо, если тебе так лучше,
я согласен, Мэллори.
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Бери Холли Паркер.
Я возьму старушенцию.
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00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,430
А парень у неё есть?
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00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:37,307
Отец, я не придираюсь
к мелочам.
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00:11:37,337 --> 00:11:40,407
Просто не уверен, что ты
в курсе последних нововведений
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в наследственном планировании.
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00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:44,847
Алекс, я в курсе всего
необходимого.
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Возникнут проблемы –
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я позвоню по горячей линии,
номер которой ты мне дал.
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Хорошо. А ты знал, что вы вправе
завещать деньги наследникам,
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требуя от них выполнения чётко
установленных вами условий?
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Какие глупости, Алекс!
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Мы не станем ставить
условия наследования
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для наших детей.
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К примеру, Мэллори не получит
ни цента, если выйдет за Ника.
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Уже вписал.
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Мэллори дома?
У меня к ней важный разговор.
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Я схожу за ней, Скип.
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Заодно захвачу формуляр
наследования земельных владений.
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Надеюсь, это не слишком.
Не люблю краткие формы.
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Что поделываете?
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Составляю завещание, Скиппер.
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Если чего хочешь,
лучше попроси сейчас.
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Мистер Китон,
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вы обладаете единственным,
что может меня дополнить,
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что может дать мне
настоящее счастье.
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Ваша дочь, Мэллори.
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Боюсь, ей мы не можем
распоряжаться, Скип.
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Ладно. А как насчёт тех
милых часов в гостиной?
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Чего тебе, Скиппи?
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Мэллори, верни мне мою
старую пару по социологии.
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Маргарет бросает курс.
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Бросает? Почему?
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Сказала, ничего личного,
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но она чувствует себя
лишней в группе.
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- Поверить не могу.
- Я тоже.
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За неделю я лишился
уже четвёртой пары.
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Первой я поменялся с тобой,
вторая – Маргарет,
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и ещё две мистически исчезли,
узнав, что будут работать со мной.
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Я словно Бермудский треугольник
для пар по учёбе.
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Ужасно.
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Я не думала, что Маргарет так
отреагирует, когда просила её.
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Чувствую себя виноватой.
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А почему ты решила поменяться?
Из-за разницы в возрасте?
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Из-за этого тоже.
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Всё бы ничего, будь она
на 10 лет старше, или на 20,
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или даже такой старой,
как ты, пап.
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А вот это для неё серьёзный
минус в завещании.
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Мэллори.
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Возраст Маргарет не должен играть
роли, если она способна учиться.
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По-моему, пожилой человек может
даже привнести новый взгляд.
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Точно.
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Старики могут быть
очень интересными.
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Есть у меня тётка, 85 лет.
И мы с ней чудесно ладим.
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Я нормально общаюсь
с пожилыми, Скиппи,
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но это совсем другое.
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Тебе же не нужно делать курсовую
по социологии со своей тётей.
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Не нужно обсуждать такие вещи,
как контрацепция и девственность.
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Не нужно, но мы осуждаем.
Нам это нравится.
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Мэллори.
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Здрасьте. К вам можно?
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Да. Проходи.
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Спасибо.
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Рада, что вас застала.
Нам нужно поговорить.
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Скиппи сказал, вы бросили курс.
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Всё верно.
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Скиппи мне очень понравился.
Я рада, что вы двое обручены.
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Мы разорвали помолвку
в возрасте 4 месяца.
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Похоже, ему нужно время,
чтоб с этим справиться.
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Жаль.
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Послушайте, Маргарет,
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возвращайтесь на курс
и ко мне в пару тоже.
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Нет уж, спасибо.
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Я с самого начала
не должна была меняться.
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Мне было неудобно
из-за разницы в возрасте.
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Но я всё осознала.
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Мэллори, ты просто-напросто
не хотела со мной работать,
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вот и поменялась.
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Я всё понимаю.
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Ответственность лежит на мне.
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Хочешь, чтоб я сказала,
что всё в порядке, не так ли?
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Я этого не сделаю, Мэллори,
потому что всё не в порядке.
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Ты обидела меня
и ранила мою гордость.
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За что ты так со мной?
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Решила, что так
вам будет лучше.
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Скиппи сказал, что...
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Не лукавь, Мэллори.
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Ладно! Мне не нравилось
с вами работать.
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Отчасти, потому что я хотела
в пару Холли Паркер,
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а отчасти – мне было странно
учиться с кем-то старым.
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Старшим.
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Старым сойдёт.
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Поставьте себя на моё место.
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Я первый год в колледже.
Успеваемость у меня не ахти.
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Я еле-еле держусь на плаву.
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И тут появляетесь вы
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и ждёте, что мы станем
лучшими подругами.
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Это стало последней каплей.
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Давление испытываешь
не только ты.
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Попробуй вернуться
в колледж в 66 лет.
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Попробуй писать лекции,
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когда даже тетрадь смутно видишь,
потому что забыла дома очки.
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Попробуй узнать дорогу
в книжный магазин,
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когда к тебе относятся,
как к ребёнку.
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"Книжный магазин.
Это вам через весь колледж.
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Вас довести дотуда?"
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Здесь я настоящая белая ворона.
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Не знаю, как себя вести,
как говорить, как одеваться.
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С этим я могу помочь.
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Мэллори...
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Ты прости, что была тебе
такой обузой.
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Виновата только я.
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Моя ошибка – обратиться
к тебе за помощью.
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Хорошо. Мы уделим
больше времени социологии.
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Возвращайтесь на курс,
мы будем работать в паре.
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Благотворительность
мне не нужна, Мэллори.
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Это не благотворительность.
Вы не должны бросать курс.
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Я достаточно взрослая,
чтобы самой решать.
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Вы совершаете ошибку.
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Я бросаю этот курс.
Уж извини.
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Давай-ка пройдёмся ещё разок
по описи имущества.
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Позиция 41.
Нефритовое ожерелье.
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Хорошо.
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Тебе известно
его местонахождение?
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Полагаю, всё там же,
на шее у тёти Этель.
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Её претензия на это ожерелье
довольно зыбкая, отец.
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Это было фамильное
ожерелье Китонов.
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И у тебя на него прав больше,
чем у тёти Этель.
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Ты прав, Алекс.
Поехали в дом престарелых.
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Ты прижмёшь её к стенке,
а я...
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а я попытаюсь сорвать
ожерелье с шеи.
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Все мои идеи ты рубишь
под корень, отец.
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А я лишь хочу привести
твои дела в порядок.
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Я очень тебе благодарен.
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Просто не хочу драться
с тётей Этель по возможности.
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А она крупная.
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Привет.
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Привет.
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- Как прошло с Маргарет?
- Ужасно.
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Она не захотела
возвращаться на курс.
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Злится на меня.
Мне так плохо.
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Нужно поговорить
с близким человеком.
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Не знаешь, как позвонить
маме на её симпозиум?
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Зачем же так сразу?
Мэл. Мэлли.
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Это же я, Алекс.
Твой брат. Твой друг.
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Не хотела тебя обидеть.
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Но такие деликатные темы
я обсуждаю с мамой.
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Что же...
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Я, конечно, не мама.
Но одно я знаю точно.
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Когда ты... получаешь
душевную травму,
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или ранишь кого-то другого...
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это должно напоминать тебе,
насколько мы
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хрупки и неуверены в себе,
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как мы нуждаемся в поддержке
и одобрении друг друга.
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Очень красивые слова, Алекс.
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Спасибо, Мэл.
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Мама написала перед отъездом.
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На случай, если папы не будет,
и что-нибудь деликатное свалится.
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А я сказал, про хрупкость
и неуверенность?
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- Сказал.
- Хорошо.
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Иду.
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Маргарет. Здравствуйте.
Проходите. Пожалуйста.
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Спасибо.
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Надеюсь... я не помешала
чему-то важному.
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Ну что вы, Маргарет.
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Послушайте. Я понимаю,
что настроение у вас не лучшее.
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Что же...
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Я, конечно, не мама...
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Алекс!
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Я ненадолго.
У меня свидание.
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Это здорово.
Я рада, что вы зашли.
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Мэллори,
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я подумала о том, что ты
мне сегодня сказала,
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о том давлении на тебя.
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Я поняла, что не отличалась
отзывчивостью.
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Нет. Это я была неправа.
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Простите, Маргарет.
Приношу извинения.
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Да и я не лучше.
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Только и говорила тебе,
как это сложно быть старой.
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А сама забыла, как сложно
быть молодой.
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Мне как-то не по себе от этого.
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Маргарет, я вела себя
как эгоистка.
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И мне нет оправдания.
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Хочу лишь, чтоб вы знали,
я уважаю ваш поступок.
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Для этого нужна
большая отвага.
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Мне потребовалось
много времени,
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набраться смелости
и вернуться в колледж.
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Вот ты смотришь на меня
и видишь старуху.
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Но внутри я всё ещё...
маленькая девочка,
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идущая в первый класс.
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Мне страшно, Мэллори.
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И если я слишком уж
и хотела подружиться
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с кем-то, кто принимает
меня студентом Гранта...
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то только потому, что этот
кто-то был мне необходим.
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Я буду вашей подругой, Маргарет.
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Спасибо, Мэллори.
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Вы вернётесь на курс?
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Попытаю судьбу ещё раз.
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Хорошо.
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Я позвонила Скиппи,
сказала мы снова вместе.
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Мне с ним удобно.
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Он даже больше
не к месту, чем я.
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Я рада, что вы возвращаетесь,
Маргарет.
410
00:23:05,357 --> 00:23:06,927
Я тоже.
411
00:23:06,957 --> 00:23:08,627
Здорово.
412
00:23:08,657 --> 00:23:12,500
Маргарет, дорогуша.
Столик заказан на 7:30.
413
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:16,030
Бегу, Скиппер.
414
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:20,160
У тебя был шанс.
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