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Are you still on hold?
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I was supposed to call my dad back
two hours ago.
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Oh, yeah. He clicked on.
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Call him as soon as you get a chance.
He's at Flimbees.
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What's Flimbees?
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That's the word I use when
I can't remember the real thing.
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Okay, hang up! That's it. Come on!
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No. That's what they want me to do.
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My warranty expires tomorrow.
If I don't get through...
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... they won't fix my crappy,
broken phone for free!
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We cannot let them win!
It's us versus them!
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Yes!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I gotta double-check for tickets
tonight. Who got what?
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I have one.
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I need two. I'm bringing Pete.
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My boyfriend.
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I have a boyfriend now.
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Two it is. How about you?
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Yeah, I also need two.
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Really? Who's number two?
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Whose Number Two? One of the more
difficult games sewer workers play.
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No one, it's just this person.
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Like a date-type person?
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Yeah, kind of.
It's this woman from work.
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I hope that won't be too weird.
Will it, Rach?
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Not at all. I was actually
gonna bring someone myself.
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But you said one ticket.
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I meant me plus one.
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Okay. Did you guys mean you plus one?
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All right. I'll see you tonight.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Okay, I need a date!
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Oh, hey! You guys are finally
gonna get to meet Kate!
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And I borrowed your cologne.
I hope she likes it.
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What are you doing?
She's seeing somebody.
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Yeah, and I don't have any cologne.
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- Bottle next to the shaving cream.
- Worm medicine for the duck.
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The One With the Screamer
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- Here you go. You can wear this.
- Thanks. Okay.
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I'm setting the phone down.
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But I'm still here.
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Just don't go anywhere.
I'm still here.
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Don't switch or anything, because
I'm right here. Just one sec.
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One sec. One second!
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Wait! One second! Just...
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What? Monica, I'm scared!
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Honey, that's a sleeve.
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And we also have a speakerphone.
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Please stay on the line.
Your call is important to us.
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You gotta hang up.
We'll be late.
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Thank you for your patience.
You're the next caller.
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Yes! Yes! I'm the next caller!
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You were gonna have me hang up.
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Can you take a duck and a chick
to the theater?
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Of course not.
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I just wanted them to hear it
from somebody else.
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Oh, hi, how are you?
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Good.
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- Looks like we're the first ones here.
- Looks that way.
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First ones here!
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Oh, Tommy, this is Ross.
Ross, Tommy.
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Oh, I'm sorry. This is Cailin.
Cailin...
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Sorry.
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And break!
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I think I'm gonna run
to the ladies' room.
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- I'll join you.
- I'll get our seats.
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Well, this is...
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... awkward.
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Well, because Rachel and I
used to go out.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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Well, then this is awkward.
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- So, what do you... ?
- I think we're here.
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Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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I think you may be in our seats.
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No, I don't think so.
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- Could we take a look at your ticket?
- Sure.
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Yeah. Yeah, see, this says, "D-13"...
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Oh, well, I thought that...
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You thought? Well, that didn't
really work out for you. Idiot!
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What are you, a moron?
It says, "D-13"! Okay?
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You're surrounded by even numbers!
Does that give you a clue?
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- The usher told me...
- The usher must be right!
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With all his training!
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Get out!
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Here!
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- Hey, man, you want the aisle?
- No, I'm good.
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- There he is!
- There's our star!
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You were great!
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So? What'd you think?
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Almost as good as the play with
the two naked girls on the seesaw.
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- I wasn't in that.
- I know.
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I want you to meet everybody.
Everybody, this is Kate.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Sweetheart!
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Come!
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So that's the girl you like.
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I tell you, this guy
Rachel is with is crazy.
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He viciously screamed at total
strangers. I think he's bad news.
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Wait a minute. You don't like
the guy Rachel's dating?
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Well, that's odd.
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Oh, hey, Lauren. You guys, this is
Kate's understudy, Lauren.
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Hey, gosh, you look so familiar.
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I ran into you in the hallway
in your building.
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It was right after I slept with Joey.
He dumped me the next day.
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So how'd you guys meet?
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The short version is, I pursued
her for a couple of months.
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Then I gave her a check for $20,000
and she was mine.
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In the long version, I dump him
for telling people the short version.
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Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous!
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You guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
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How do you do?
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Oh, you two girls were outstanding!
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Do they have representation?
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They weren't in the play.
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We're not actors.
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What a shame!
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With her face and her chest,
I could really put something together.
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Could I borrow it?
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Hi. Remember me?
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Hi. Yeah. Tommy's in line
for the bathroom...
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... and someone just cut.
I think he's gonna snap.
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I'm gonna go.
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Go? Why?
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I don't know. Could be
because I don't feel like...
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... waiting all night for a guy
who may or may not scream.
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He definitely will scream.
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Goodbye.
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Here we go, people!
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"Boxing Day.
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The Lucille Lortel Theatre...
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Joey Tribbiani gives
an uneven performance.
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But Mr. Tribbiani is not the worst
thing in this production. "
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Yes!
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"Kate Miller's awkward and mannered
portrayal is laughable. "
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Here it is! "The direction...
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... by Marshall Townend is... "
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Thank you, boys and girls.
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You've ruined my life.
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Please stuff your talentless faces...
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... with my mother's crab cakes!
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Excuse me!
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Does anyone mind if I save this?
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- Is the play over?
- Where were you?
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Thank you for your patience.
You're the next caller.
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You were "the next caller" hours ago.
You must be going crazy.
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I've kept myself busy.
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Okay, yeah, I put your stuff in
her room and her stuff in your room.
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You okay?
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Fabulous.
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Drama critics, they're nothing but
people who couldn't make it as actors.
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- You know what to do?
- Become a drama critic.
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I am hurt!
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A plague...
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... on both your houses!
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By the way, he dumped me tonight
after he read my review.
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Oh, classy.
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I sure know how to pick them.
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You know I gave up a part
on a soap for this?
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I gave up a job too.
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- Really? What?
- Declawing cats.
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Hey, tell you what,
let me walk you home.
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We'll stop by every newsstand and burn
every copy of The Times and The Post.
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- Why The Post?
- You didn't see The Post?
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- No. You?
- No. Why?
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You really think these newspapers
are just jealous of me?
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Absolutely. You're talented
and you're good-looking.
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You're sweet and cute.
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I know. That's why they trashed me.
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- Wait. Wait a minute.
- What?
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I don't get you.
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I mean, first you hate me.
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Then you sleep with me.
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Then you want nothing to do with me.
Now you want me again?
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You never went out
with an actress before?
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Kate, do you even like me?
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- Of course I do.
- So how come you blew me off?
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- How come you were with him?
- I don't know.
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I just do this.
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I always have to pick, like,
the smartest guy...
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... or the most talented guy.
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Why can't I just
pick someone like you?
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Thanks.
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You know what I mean.
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I mean, like, the sweetest guy.
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You're just so...
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You're so...
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... so...
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Here we go.
Let's get your feet up there.
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Good night.
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Sweet dreams.
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I'm gonna put this can right here
in case you have to hurl.
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Please stay on the line.
Your call is very important to us.
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You've been up for 24 hours.
Go to sleep.
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This isn't healthy.
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No, no, I'm fine.
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And you know why?
Because of all the riboflavin.
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Didn't you have that on last night?
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I stayed at Kate's
but nothing happened.
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Hey, where were you?
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I'm so, so sorry.
I am definitely gonna see your play.
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I swear, your play is very important
to us. Thank you for your patience.
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Your play is the next play
I'm gonna see.
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How'd it go with Kate?
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It was great!
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I walked her home, and it was
amazing how much we connected.
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Then she passed out.
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But then she woke up.
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And we stayed up all night talking.
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And now we're crazy about each other!
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You had "the night"!
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When two people realize
their feelings for each other...
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... and they talk for hours and learn
all about the other person.
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You think?
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- Did you learn about her family?
- Two brothers. One died!
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Yes!
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This is from the woman at the bar.
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Sorry. She thought
you were somebody else.
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- What time is it?
- One.
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7:15.
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Watch doesn't work.
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00:14:12,026 --> 00:14:15,125
Tommy's supposed to be here soon.
We're going to lunch.
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Look, I wasn't gonna
say anything to you, but...
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All right, I don't think
you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
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You don't?
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The guy is mean. I mean, really mean.
I think you should stay away from him.
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00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:35,926
Or maybe I should stay away
from all men.
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It's not just because I'm jealous.
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I mean, I'm not. I'm not jealous.
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Look, the guy actually screamed
at this couple sitting in our seats.
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Yeah, and at the end of the play...
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... he got up, and he just started,
like, banging his hands together.
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You don't want to believe me,
that's fine.
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00:14:59,962 --> 00:15:01,042
We're kidding.
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00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,802
No one believe me.
I'm Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny!
237
00:15:07,131 --> 00:15:09,880
- Sorry, Tommy.
- What's in the cup?
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00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:13,554
What is in the cup?
239
00:15:13,786 --> 00:15:14,801
Okay, it's coffee.
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00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:17,205
Iced coffee?
Tell me it's iced coffee.
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00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,241
- It's hot...
- Hot coffee!
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00:15:21,818 --> 00:15:25,135
You idiot! You gonna spill
hot coffee all over me, huh?
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00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:29,679
What are you? Just a big, stupid
doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo?
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00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:36,280
What's your favorite thing
about summertime?
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00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,431
Going to the beach
when it stays light real late.
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00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,250
What's your favorite thing
about summer?
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I don't know. Probably the smell
of freshly cut grass.
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That's a good one.
249
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Sorry! Sorry I'm late! My duck and
my chick had a fight. It was ugly.
250
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,501
We held the curtain for you.
Let's go!
251
00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:12,689
Vic! Where have you been, baby?
252
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:17,720
Where's Kate?
253
00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:19,255
She got a job in L. A.
254
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:26,646
I've been waiting up all night
for you. Where have you been?
255
00:16:27,514 --> 00:16:29,816
Where have you been, Vic?
256
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:35,544
Go to the window. I wanna run down
to the truck and show you something.
257
00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,054
What do you got down there, Vic?
258
00:16:40,314 --> 00:16:42,769
What do you got under that tarp?
259
00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:46,736
When is she leaving?
260
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:49,587
Tonight. What are you doing?
261
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:52,307
I'm coming up!
262
00:16:55,894 --> 00:16:57,999
Hey, you mind if I use the phone?
263
00:17:03,158 --> 00:17:05,646
Use ours across the hall
because she...
264
00:17:05,974 --> 00:17:07,218
... has problems.
265
00:17:07,478 --> 00:17:08,406
Thanks.
266
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:12,277
Sorry, Tommy.
267
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:15,184
I almost spilled this
hot coffee on you.
268
00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:17,838
Yeah, but you didn't.
269
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,246
No, but...
270
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,942
... it's hot.
271
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:27,085
Would you stop it?
It's getting really old.
272
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:29,205
I can't believe no one believes me.
273
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,997
I do. I believe you.
274
00:17:31,414 --> 00:17:32,342
You do?
275
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:35,794
Yeah. But I also believed her
when she said I was next.
276
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:45,004
Hey there, little fella.
277
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:47,442
Mr. Fuzzy Man, how you doing?
278
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,564
Gross!
279
00:17:53,142 --> 00:17:54,070
Idiot!
280
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,908
Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature!
281
00:17:58,198 --> 00:18:01,908
"Oh, look at me! I'm so cute!
I'm a little chick who's disgusting!"
282
00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:04,565
You're so stupid!
How are you not yet extinct?
283
00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:09,199
What are you quacking about?
284
00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:11,181
Dumb Donald Dodo!
285
00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:17,330
Step away from the duck.
286
00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:22,604
Sorry, little Mr. Chickadee.
287
00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:24,725
Sorry you went doody in my hand!
288
00:18:27,702 --> 00:18:29,742
I guess we're not going out anymore.
289
00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:30,988
Man!
290
00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:38,898
Joey, I'm so glad I caught you.
I couldn't find you before.
291
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,074
What's all this about L. A. ?
292
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,252
They still want me
for General Hospital.
293
00:18:43,478 --> 00:18:44,406
But...
294
00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:46,130
... what about us?
295
00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:49,355
Last night was wonderful.
296
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,364
But I can't stay here just for you.
297
00:18:53,494 --> 00:18:55,348
So stay for the museums.
298
00:18:56,213 --> 00:18:58,319
- I'm sorry.
- Joey, on-stage!
299
00:18:59,062 --> 00:19:01,036
At least stay till the end
of the play.
300
00:19:01,302 --> 00:19:04,019
I'll go to the airport with you.
I want to say goodbye.
301
00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:05,620
Where are you, Vic?
302
00:19:06,134 --> 00:19:08,272
Flight's in an hour.
I gotta go.
303
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:09,811
Vic?
304
00:19:10,134 --> 00:19:11,061
Vic?
305
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,193
- Vic!
- In a minute!
306
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:19,026
So this is it, Victor?
307
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,998
Yeah. I guess it is.
308
00:19:28,757 --> 00:19:29,706
Listen...
309
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:35,153
... I gotta say goodbye, and I gotta say
it quick because this is killing me.
310
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:40,173
One thing you gotta know
is that I will never forget you.
311
00:19:40,438 --> 00:19:43,155
But you got things
you have to do now.
312
00:19:43,798 --> 00:19:44,878
And so do I.
313
00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:47,946
And so...
314
00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:52,627
... I'm gonna get on
this spaceship...
315
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:03,890
... and I'm gonna go to Blaargon-7
in search of alternative fuels.
316
00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:07,954
But when I return
200 years from now...
317
00:20:08,502 --> 00:20:10,574
... you'll be long gone...
318
00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:13,131
... but I won't have aged at all.
319
00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:19,915
So you tell your great,
great granddaughter...
320
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:21,455
... to look me up.
321
00:20:23,446 --> 00:20:24,755
Because, Adrianne...
322
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,485
... baby...
323
00:20:28,725 --> 00:20:30,667
... I'm gonna want to meet her.
324
00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:39,823
So long, Vic!
325
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:49,224
It's been two days.
326
00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:50,912
Yeah, I know.
327
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:54,377
Good thing it's one of those
801 numbers, right?
328
00:20:54,697 --> 00:20:59,367
Phoebe, 800 is toll free.
801 is Utah.
329
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:06,241
It has to be 800 because all those
big companies have 800 numbers.
330
00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:07,433
Every...
331
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,557
Yeah, every big Utah-based company
has one.
332
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:15,785
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
I will pay you back.
333
00:21:16,394 --> 00:21:18,947
And yet she's still not
hanging up the phone.
334
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,738
- Hang up!
- Hang up the phone!
335
00:21:21,065 --> 00:21:22,374
Fine! Fine!
336
00:21:29,578 --> 00:21:31,268
Well, I think I broke it.
337
00:21:33,801 --> 00:21:37,663
But that's all right.
Here's the number where you can call.
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00:00:03,024 --> 00:00:04,575
Фиби, ты до сих пор ждёшь?
2
00:00:04,655 --> 00:00:07,199
Я должна была позвонить отцу
ещё 2 часа назад.
3
00:00:07,279 --> 00:00:08,767
О, да. Он звякал.
4
00:00:08,847 --> 00:00:12,159
Позвони ему, когда сможешь.
Он во Флимбис.
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00:00:12,239 --> 00:00:13,184
Что за Флимбис?
6
00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:16,698
Это слово - замена, если я забываю
настоящее название места.
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00:00:17,743 --> 00:00:20,095
Ладно, вешай! Хватит.
Давай!
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00:00:20,175 --> 00:00:22,367
Нет, Рейчел, именно этого они
и хотят от меня.
9
00:00:22,447 --> 00:00:25,120
Гарантия кончается завтра.
если меня не соединят...
10
00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,904
они не отремонтируют мой старый,
сломанный телефон бесплатно!
11
00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:30,207
Мы не можем дать им победить!
Мы или они!
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00:00:30,287 --> 00:00:32,064
Да!
13
00:00:35,183 --> 00:00:38,335
Давайте ещё раз, сколько
билетов заказывать. Кому сколько?
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00:00:38,415 --> 00:00:39,520
Мне один.
15
00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,208
Мне надо два.
Я пойду с Питом.
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00:00:42,288 --> 00:00:43,933
Моим дружком.
17
00:00:45,423 --> 00:00:47,808
У меня теперь есть молодой человек.
18
00:00:47,888 --> 00:00:49,849
Значит два.
Росс, тебе сколько?
19
00:00:50,639 --> 00:00:52,994
Да, мне тоже надо два.
20
00:00:53,296 --> 00:00:55,199
Правда? А кто второй?
21
00:00:55,279 --> 00:01:00,356
Кто же второй? Одна из сложнейших
игр среди работников канализации.
22
00:01:01,455 --> 00:01:03,807
Нет, это просто человек.
23
00:01:03,887 --> 00:01:05,632
Типа человек для встреч?
24
00:01:05,712 --> 00:01:08,447
Да, вроде как.
Это женщина с работы.
25
00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,777
Я надеюсь, что неловкости не будет.
Так ведь, Рейч?
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Нет, совсем нет. Я сама
собиралась кое-кого взять с собой.
27
00:01:16,047 --> 00:01:18,554
Но ты же сказала один... билет.
28
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Я имела ввиду я и плюс один.
29
00:01:24,016 --> 00:01:27,536
Ладно. А вы все тоже думали "я плюс один"?
30
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Хорошо. Увидимся вечером.
31
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Ладно. Пока.
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Пока.
33
00:01:33,616 --> 00:01:35,228
Так, мне нужна пара!
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О, эй! Наконец-то вы, ребята,
познакомитесь с Кейт!
35
00:01:40,176 --> 00:01:42,784
И я попрыскался твоим одеколоном.
Надеюсь он ей понравится.
36
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Что ты делаешь? Ничего не выйдет.
Она же с кем-то встречается.
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Да, а у меня нет одеколона.
38
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- Бутылка рядом с кремом для бритья.
- Лекарство от глистов для уткина.
39
00:01:54,095 --> 00:01:57,100
Сезон 3, серия 22.
Та, с крикуном.
40
00:01:57,201 --> 00:02:00,001
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2011.
41
00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:45,275
- На, держи, можешь одеть это.
- Спасибо.
42
00:02:48,303 --> 00:02:50,559
Я пока положу трубку.
43
00:02:51,215 --> 00:02:53,025
Но я ещё тут.
44
00:02:53,519 --> 00:02:56,192
Никуда не ухожу.
Я ещё здесь.
45
00:02:56,272 --> 00:03:00,666
Только не выключайтесь, ведь я
прямо тут. Секундочку.
46
00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:03,967
Секунду. Одну секунду!
47
00:03:04,047 --> 00:03:06,686
Стойте! Секунду! Просто...
48
00:03:06,863 --> 00:03:09,273
Что? Моника, мне страшно!
49
00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:12,446
Дорогая, это рукав.
50
00:03:13,071 --> 00:03:15,711
А ещё у нас есть громкоговоритель.
51
00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:19,071
Пожалуйста оставайтесь на линии.
Ваш звонок важен для нас.
52
00:03:19,151 --> 00:03:21,183
Тебе придётся повесить трубу.
Иначе опоздаем.
53
00:03:21,263 --> 00:03:24,032
Спасибо за терпение.
Вы следующий на линии.
54
00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:26,783
Да! Да! Я следующая на линии!
55
00:03:26,863 --> 00:03:29,752
А ты хотела, чтоб я повесила.
56
00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:35,358
А можно взять уткина и цыпу
в театр?
57
00:03:36,271 --> 00:03:37,791
Конечно нет.
58
00:03:37,871 --> 00:03:41,054
Я просто хотел, чтобы они услышали
это кого-то другого.
59
00:03:48,847 --> 00:03:50,591
О, привет, как дела?
60
00:03:50,671 --> 00:03:52,218
Хорошо.
61
00:03:53,487 --> 00:03:56,447
- Похоже, что мы пришли первыми.
- Да. Похоже на то.
62
00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,140
Пришли первыми!
63
00:04:01,104 --> 00:04:03,743
О, Томми, это Росс.
Росс, Томми.
64
00:04:03,823 --> 00:04:06,207
О, извините. Это Кейлин.
Кейлин.
65
00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:07,711
Извини.
66
00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:09,338
И брейк!
67
00:04:12,911 --> 00:04:15,424
Я пожалуй, сбегаю
в комнату для девушек.
68
00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:18,142
- Я с тобой.
- Я займу места.
69
00:04:19,919 --> 00:04:21,471
Чтож, как-то...
70
00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:23,031
неловко.
71
00:04:23,232 --> 00:04:24,132
Да?
72
00:04:24,271 --> 00:04:27,007
Ну, ведь Рейчел и я
раньше встречались.
73
00:04:27,087 --> 00:04:29,180
О, Я этого не знал.
74
00:04:29,364 --> 00:04:33,082
Чтож, теперь и правда неловко.
75
00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:38,073
- Так чем ты..?
- Я думаю наши тут.
76
00:04:39,823 --> 00:04:41,759
Извините. Простите.
77
00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,444
Я полагаю, что вы, возможно
на наших местах.
78
00:04:45,711 --> 00:04:47,327
Нет, я так не думаю.
79
00:04:47,407 --> 00:04:50,362
- Могу я взглянуть на ваш билет?
- Конечно.
80
00:04:51,728 --> 00:04:54,846
Да. Да, видите, тут написано Д-13...
81
00:04:55,472 --> 00:04:57,183
О, я думал это...
82
00:04:57,263 --> 00:05:01,243
Ты думал? Чтож, у тебя ничего
не получается. Идиот!
83
00:05:02,383 --> 00:05:05,983
Что ты за придурок?!
Написано же Д-13, ясно?!
84
00:05:06,063 --> 00:05:09,343
Вокруг тебя будут только чётные числа!
Это тебе не о чём не говорит?
85
00:05:09,423 --> 00:05:12,287
- Билетёр сказал мне...
- О! О! Билетёр не может ошибаться!
86
00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:14,367
Он же инструктирован!
87
00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,027
Выметайтесь!
88
00:05:16,496 --> 00:05:17,857
Давайте!
89
00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:23,897
- Эй, ты не хочешь весь ряд?
- Нет, всё в порядке.
90
00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:37,247
- Вот он!
- Вот наша звезда!
91
00:05:37,327 --> 00:05:38,911
Ты был великолепен!
92
00:05:38,991 --> 00:05:40,416
Ну? Что скажете?
93
00:05:40,496 --> 00:05:44,738
Почти так же хорошо, как та пьеса
с двумя голыми девчёнками на пляже.
94
00:05:45,135 --> 00:05:47,490
- Я там не играл.
- Я знаю.
95
00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:51,231
Кейт! Хочу, чтобы ты познакомилась
со всеми. Все, - это Кейт.
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00:05:51,311 --> 00:05:54,112
Извините. Извините.
Сладенькая!
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00:05:56,431 --> 00:05:57,880
Идём!
98
00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:03,710
Так вот та девчёнка, что тебе нравится.
99
00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:08,031
Говорю тебе, этот парень
с Рейчел... он просто псих.
100
00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:13,183
Он угрожающе орал на совершенно
незнакомых людей. Я думаю он того...
101
00:06:14,159 --> 00:06:17,887
Минуточку. Тебе не нравится парниша,
с которым встречается Рейчел?
102
00:06:17,967 --> 00:06:19,547
Вот ведь странно.
103
00:06:20,527 --> 00:06:24,607
О, привет, Лорен. Вот, ребята, это
дублёрша Кейт - Лорен.
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00:06:24,687 --> 00:06:26,751
Эй, слушай, я тебя где-то видела.
105
00:06:26,831 --> 00:06:29,599
Я встретила тебя в коридоре
в вашем доме.
106
00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:33,889
Это было сразу после того, как я
переспала с Джоуи и он меня потом бросил.
107
00:06:35,087 --> 00:06:37,474
Так как вы, ребята, встретились?
108
00:06:37,807 --> 00:06:41,248
По короткой версии - я преследовал
её пару месяцев.
109
00:06:41,328 --> 00:06:44,730
Потом дал ей чек на 20 000 $
и она стала моей.
110
00:06:45,903 --> 00:06:50,778
В длинной версии - я бросаю его
за россказни про короткую версию.
111
00:06:50,991 --> 00:06:53,825
Джоуи, дорогуша, ты был неотразим!
112
00:06:54,927 --> 00:06:57,023
Вот, ребята, моя агент, Эстелл.
113
00:06:57,103 --> 00:06:58,367
Как дела?
114
00:06:58,447 --> 00:07:01,823
О, вы, две девочки, само совершенство!
115
00:07:01,903 --> 00:07:04,410
У них есть представитель?
116
00:07:04,847 --> 00:07:06,751
Их не было в пьесе.
117
00:07:06,831 --> 00:07:08,319
Мы не актрисы.
118
00:07:08,399 --> 00:07:09,631
Какой позор!
119
00:07:09,711 --> 00:07:14,172
С её лицом и с её грудью,
я могла бы что-нибудь скомпоновать.
120
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Смогу ли я это одолжить?
121
00:07:19,503 --> 00:07:21,825
Привет. Помнишь меня?
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00:07:21,999 --> 00:07:24,703
Привет. Да. Томми в очереди
в туалет...
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и кто-то проскочил вперёд.
Я думаю, сейчас начнётся.
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Росс, я должна идти.
125
00:07:30,799 --> 00:07:32,159
Идти? Почему?
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Я не знаю. Может, потому,
что не не хочу...
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ждать всю ночь, как кто-то
закричит или не закричит.
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Кейтлин!
Он обязательно закричит.
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До свидания, Росс.
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Ну вот, народ!
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День бокса.
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Театр Люсиль Лортель...
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Джоуи Трибиани:
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играл как-то неравномерно.
135
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Но мр. Трибиани не самое плохое,
что есть в этой поделке.
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Да!
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Кейт Миллер неловкая и манерная
портретность смешна.
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А вот! "Режиссура...
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Маршалла Тауненда...
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Спасибо вам, мальчики и девочки.
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Вы... разрушили мою жизнь.
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Пожалуйста, набивайте свои
бесталанные морды...
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крабовыми пирожными моей мамы!
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Извините!
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Никто не против, если я возьму
её себе?
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- А что, пьеса уже кончилась?
- Да, а ты где была?
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Благодарим вас за терпение.
Вы следующий на линии.
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Ты была следующей ещё 5 часов назад.
Ты, наверное, уже с ума сошла.
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Я нашла себе занятие.
150
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Вот, да, я сложила твои вещи
в её комнате, а её вещи в твоей.
151
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Ты в порядке?
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Великолепно.
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Театральные критики, они же из тех,
кто сам не смог стать актёром.
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- Знаешь, что сделай?
- Стать театральным критиком.
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Мне больно!
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Чума...
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на оба ваши дома!
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Кстати, он бросил меня, после
прочтения обзора.
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О, классика.
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Зато я знаю, как таких выбирать.
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Знаешь, я ведь пожертвовала ролью
в мыльной опере ради этого.
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Я тоже не взял работу.
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- Правда? Какую?
- Безкоготные коты.
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Я тебе вот что скажу,
давай, я провожу тебя домой.
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Мы будем останавливаться возле
каждого киоска и сжигать "Таймс" и "Пост".
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- Зачем "Пост"?
- А ты не читала "Пост"?
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- Нет. А ты?
- Нет. А что?
168
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Ты правда думаешь, что эти газеты
просто завидуют мне?
169
00:10:39,023 --> 00:10:42,591
Абсолютно. Ты талантлива
и хорошо выглядишь.
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Ты славный и милый.
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Знаю. По-этому меня и
выбрали из мусора.
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Погоди. Подожди минутку.
- Что?
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Я тебя не понимаю.
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То есть, с начала...
ты меня ненавидела.
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Потом... переспала со мной.
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Потом не хочешь со мной знаться.
А сейчас ты снова хочешь меня?
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00:11:08,527 --> 00:11:11,482
А что? Ты раньше никогда
не водился с актрисами?
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Кейт, я хоть тебе нравлюсь?
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- Конечно нравишься.
- Так чего ты меня отшивала?
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- Чего ты всё время была с ним?
- Я не знаю.
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Просто так получается.
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Я всегда выбираю, типа,
умнейшего парня...
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или самого талантливого.
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Почему бы мне не выбрать кого-то
вроде тебя?
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Спасибо.
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00:11:42,318 --> 00:11:44,247
Ты понимаешь о чём я.
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Я имею ввиду, -
милейшего парня.
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Джоуи ты такой...
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Ты такой...
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такой...
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Ладно, ладно...
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Вот сюда...
Теперь поднимем ноги сюда.
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Спокойной ночи, Кейт.
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Приятных снов.
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00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:31,127
Я поставлю тут ведёрко, на случай,
если тебе надо будет блевануть.
196
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Пожалуйста, оставайтесь на линии.
Ваш звонок очень важен для нас.
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Фибс, ты же не спала 24 часа.
Иди спать.
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Дорогуша, это же вредно.
199
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Нет, нет, я в порядке.
200
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А знаешь почему?
Всё благодаря рибофлавину.
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Ты же вчера вечером это носил?
202
00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:04,056
Да... Я был у Кейт,
но ничего не произошло.
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Эй, Фибс, а где ты была?
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Я очень-очень извиняюсь.
Я обязательно посмотрю твою пьесу.
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Я клянусь, твоя пьеса очень важна для нас.
Спасибо за ваше терпение.
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00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:17,026
Ваша пьеса следующая пьеса на линии,
которую я посмотрю.
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Как там у вас с Кейт?
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Было отлично!
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00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:25,470
Я зашёл к ней домой, и мы просто
удивились, сколько у нас общего.
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После этого она вырубилась.
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Но потом проснулась.
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И всю ночь напролёт мы говорили.
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А теперь мы просто без ума друг
от друга!
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Джоуи!
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00:13:35,579 --> 00:13:37,121
У вас была "ночь"!
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Когда люди понимают свои
чувства друг к другу..
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и говорят часами и узнают всё
друг о друге.
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Ты думаешь?
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- Ты узнал что-то о её семье?
- Два брата. Один умер.
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Да!
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Это от женщины за стойкой бара.
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Извини. Она приняла тебя
за другого.
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- Сколько времени?
- Час.
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7:15.
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Часы встали.
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00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:19,293
Томми скоро должен прийти.
Мы пойдём обедать.
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Слушай, я не собирался ничего
говорить тебе, но...
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Ладно,.. я думаю, тебе не следует
больше видется с Томми.
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Ты думаешь?
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Он злой. То есть совсем злой. Я думаю,
тебе надо держаться от него подальше.
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Или может, мне надо держаться
подальше от всех мужчин.
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Да я не из-за моей ревности.
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В смысле, нет. Я не ревную.
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00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:51,231
Слушай, он просто визжал на ту пару,
что сидела на наших местах.
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Да, а в конце пьесы...
236
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:59,103
он встал и начал, так, ладошками
хлопать громко.
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00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,551
Если не хотите мне верить,
отлично.
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Да мы шутим.
Росс!
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Никто мне не верит.
Я мр. Весельчак и ты мр. Весельчак!
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- Извини, Томми.
- Что у тебя в кружке, Росс?
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00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:17,342
Что у тебя в кружке?
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00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:18,590
Да ладно, кофе.
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00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,374
Ледовый кофе?
Скажи, что ледовый кофе.
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- Горячий.
- Горячий кофе!
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Ты, идиот! Ты собирался разлить
горячий кофе на меня, а?
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00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:33,881
Ты кто такой? Большой тупой
долговязый идиот с идиотской причёской?
247
00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:40,191
Что тебе больше всего
нравится делать летом?
248
00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:44,600
Ходить на пляж, когда
светло даже поздно ночью.
249
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:51,419
Что тебе больше всего
нравится летом?
250
00:15:51,887 --> 00:15:55,199
Не знаю. Возможно запах
свежескошенной травы.
251
00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:57,372
Да, это здорово.
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Извините! Извините, что опоздал!
Уткин с цыпой подрались. Это было ужасно.
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Мы задержали занавес.
Давай, выходи!
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00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:16,857
Вик! Где ты был, малыш?
255
00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,502
Где Кейт?
256
00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,424
Получила работу в Л А.
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00:16:25,678 --> 00:16:30,848
Я ждала тебя всю ночь.
Где же ты был?
258
00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:34,017
Где же ты был, Вик?
259
00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:39,735
Подойди к окну. Я хочу сбегать к
самосвалу и показать тебе что-то.
260
00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:43,903
Что же там у тебя, Вик?
261
00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:46,938
Что там под брезентом?
262
00:16:49,359 --> 00:16:50,623
Когда она уезжает?
263
00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:53,755
Вечером. Что ты делаешь?
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00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,477
Я поднимаюсь!
265
00:16:59,182 --> 00:17:01,821
Эй, можно мне позвонить?
266
00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:09,183
Возьми наш в квартире напротив,
а то у неё...
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00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:10,687
есть проблемы.
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00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,215
Спасибо.
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00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:15,807
Извини, Томми.
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00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:19,038
Я почти пролил этот
горячий кофе на тебя.
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00:17:19,598 --> 00:17:21,407
Да, но не пролил.
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00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:23,071
Нет, но...
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00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:24,796
он горячий.
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00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:30,559
Росс, может хватит?
Становится уже старовато.
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00:17:30,639 --> 00:17:32,798
Не могу поверить, что никто
мне не верит.
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00:17:32,878 --> 00:17:34,751
Я верю. Я верю тебе.
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00:17:34,831 --> 00:17:35,838
Веришь, Фибс?
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00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:39,615
Да. Но я ей тоже верила,
когда она говорила, что я следующая.
279
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,510
Привет, малыш.
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00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:51,294
Мр. Пушистик, как дела?
281
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,418
Гадость!
282
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:57,919
Идиот!
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00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:01,438
Тупое, маленькое, пушистое жёлтое
создание!
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00:18:01,518 --> 00:18:05,407
О, посмотрите на меня! Я так мил!
Я маленькая цыпа, и я противна!
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00:18:05,487 --> 00:18:08,376
Ты такая тупая!
Как вы только ещё не вымерли?
286
00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:12,862
А ты чего раскрякался?
287
00:18:12,942 --> 00:18:15,002
Тупой Дональд Додо!
288
00:18:18,446 --> 00:18:21,183
Отойди от уткина.
289
00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:26,079
Извините, маленький мр. Цыпади.
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00:18:26,159 --> 00:18:28,568
Жалею, что вобще взял тебя в руки!
291
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,247
Полагаю, мы больше не пара.
292
00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:34,809
Блин!
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00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:42,495
Джоуи, как я рада, что застала тебя.
Не могла найти тебя раньше.
294
00:18:42,575 --> 00:18:44,638
Что такое?
Что у тебя там в Л.А.?
295
00:18:44,718 --> 00:18:46,687
Меня ещё хотят снимать
в Главной Больнице.
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00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,063
Но...
297
00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:49,952
что насчёт нас?
298
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:53,209
Прошлая ночь была чудесна.
299
00:18:53,743 --> 00:18:56,217
Но я не могу оставаться тут только
ради тебя.
300
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:59,202
Так останься ради музеев.
301
00:18:59,534 --> 00:19:02,173
- Извини.
- Джоуи, на сцену!
302
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,542
Хотя бы останься до конца пьесы.
303
00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:07,486
Я съезжу с тобой в аэропорт.
Хочу с тобой попрощаться.
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00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:09,342
Где ты, Вик?
305
00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:11,742
Вылет через час.
Я должна идти.
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00:19:11,822 --> 00:19:13,342
Вик?
307
00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:14,816
Вик?
308
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,014
- Вик!
- Минутку!
309
00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:22,880
Значит всё, Виктор?
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00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,852
Да. Похоже так.
311
00:19:32,078 --> 00:19:33,560
Слушай...
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00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:39,006
я должен сказать до свиданья, и должен
сказать быстро, а то это невыносимо.
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00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:43,647
Запомни одну вещь, то, что я
никогда тебя не забуду.
314
00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:46,976
Но у тебя есть то,
что ты должна делать сейчас.
315
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,699
И у меня тоже.
316
00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:51,769
И вот...
317
00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:56,480
Я сяду в этот космический
корабль...
318
00:20:03,086 --> 00:20:07,742
и полечу на Блааргон-7
на поиски альтернативного топлива.
319
00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:11,710
Но когда я вернусь,
через 200 лет...
320
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:14,395
тебя давно уже не будет...
321
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,952
а я совсем не постарею.
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00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,518
Так что скажи своей пра-пра-
правнучке...
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00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,276
чтобы отыскала меня.
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Потому, что Адрианн...
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малышка...
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я захочу её встретить.
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Прощай, Вик!
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Фиби, прошло два дня.
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Да, знаю.
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Хорошо, что это из тех
номеров на 801, правда?
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Фиби, 800-ые бесплатны,
а 801- это Юта.
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Это должно быть 800- ведь все
крупные компании имеют 800- номера.
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Все...
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Да, а все крупные компании в Юте
имеют ещё и один.
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Извините. Я очень извиняюсь.
Я вам всё отплачу.
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И до сих пор она не вешает трубку.
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- Вешай!
- Вешай трубку!
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Прекрасно! Прекрасно!
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Чтож, кажется, я её сломала.
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Но это ничего.
Вот телефон, куда вы можете позвонить.
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