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Ross, when's this comet thing start?
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Well, technically, it started
7 billion years ago.
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Okay. Fine, I'll stop.
No teaching, okay?
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We'll just watch the pretty light
streaking across the sky.
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Okay?
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Whose official name is Bapstein-King.
Okay! Okay!
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There it is. Oh, look at that!
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Isn't Mother Nature amazing?
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That's a plane.
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Well, all right, 1700 bags
of peanuts flying that high...
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...that's pretty amazing too.
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- I wonder if you can see my apartment.
- No, you can't.
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- What?
- I don't know.
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Man, look at all those stars.
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Infinite space.
It really makes you wonder, doesn't it?
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- Know what else makes you wonder?
- What?
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Check out the rack on that chick.
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You think those babies are real?
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The One Where They're Up All Night
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We've been out here for two hours...
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...and we haven't seen any
stupid comets. Can we go now?
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I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.
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No, I'm not.
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Then why are you wearing
Monica's jacket?
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Because it's flattering!
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Come on, Monica. Come on, Monica.
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- We're gonna take off too. Rented a movie.
- I won't say no to a movie.
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Oh, Pheebs, we just actually
wanted to be alone.
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- Get me out of here.
- Oh, okay.
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- Hey, Ross.
- What?
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- Check this out.
- Is it the comet?
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No. Look, there's a bug
stuck in tar right here.
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I can't believe...
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I bring you here to see
the Bapstein-King comet...
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...one of nature's
most spectacular phenomena...
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...and all you care about are bugs
stuck in tar and some woman.
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You know, there's two women, dude.
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Show me where.
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Okay. Right up here.
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Joey, where's the pipe
that was holding the door open?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, I do.
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- Joey!
- What? Hey, don't look at me!
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You wanted to come up here and look
for some stupid Burger King comet.
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It's called the
Bapstein-King comet, okay?
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Hey, Bapstein was a very
well-respected astronomer from...
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No!
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- Monica.
- She's sleeping.
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I know. Just a quick question.
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Which one was Deep Impact
and which one was Armageddon?
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Deep Impact was the one
with Robert Duvall.
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Armageddon is what's going
to happen to you if you wake me up.
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Sorry, I just can't sleep.
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Where's that book you're reading
with two women who are ice-skating...
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...and wearing those hats
with the flowers on it.
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Because every time I look
at that cover, I'm like...
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It's in the living room,
where there's also a light...
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...and no one will
kick you in the shin.
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What?
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Please don't be a spaceship.
Please don't be a spaceship.
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Oh, thank God.
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How could you be beeping?
I just disconnected you!
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I took out your battery! How can...?
Don't interrupt me!
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Rachel! Monica!
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Come on!
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I can't believe this!
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All right, well, I guess we know
what we have to do to get down.
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Yeah, I guess we don't have a choice.
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Help us! Please help us!
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We're stuck up on the roof,
and we can't get down!
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Ross.
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I was thinking we'd just
go down the fire escape.
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I know. I wasn't finished.
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But don't worry!
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We're gonna go down the fire escape!
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I'm sorry, I thought I'd make some
warm milk and it would help me sleep.
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With a wok?
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Thought you were gonna read my book
to put you to sleep?
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It got interesting.
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Damn you, Oprah!
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Here, let me make the milk.
I'm up anyway.
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You know what we could do
now that we're up?
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We could just talk
to each other all night long.
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Like we did when we were
first going out. It'd be fun.
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- Okay, that does sound fun.
- Yeah.
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So how bummed were you
when the second sister died, huh?
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The second sister dies?!
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No.
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No, I was talking
about the book I was reading.
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The second sister dies in
Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
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That's correct.
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Want to go in the bedroom?
It's a little more comfortable.
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Oh, wait, did you send
those contracts to Milan?
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If this is your idea of sexy talk...
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Did you overnight
the contracts I gave you?
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What contracts?
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Please tell me this is just one
of your jokes that I don't get.
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Like what?
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Like the thing when you
put the phone in your pants?
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Tag, I'm serious.
This isn't funny.
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Those contracts had to go out today.
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You didn't give me any contracts.
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Yes, I did. I put a little
Post-it on it that said:
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"Must go out today," and I
underlined "today" three times.
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Then I put a little heart in the corner
because I didn't wanna seem too bossy.
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You never gave them to me.
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If we went to the office, you would see
those contracts sitting on your desk.
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No, I'd see you looking embarrassed
because they are not on my desk.
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Maybe I'd look embarrassed because you're
talking on the phone with your crotch.
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You want to go to the office now?
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Come on, it's late.
We're not going down to the office.
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Yeah, I understand. I wouldn't
want to be proved wrong either.
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All right, get your coat!
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Oh! When did you unhook this?
Nice work!
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It won't go down any further.
It's stuck.
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We're just gonna have to jump.
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Now, we're gonna have
to make sure to land...
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...to the right of that
patch of ice, okay?
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Not hit the dumpster
on the other side.
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And try to avoid that weird
brownish-red stuff in the middle.
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So when you get down there...
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...you go up to the roof
and you let me in.
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- Wait a minute. I have to do it?
- You'll be fine.
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It'll be just like
bungee jumping, you know?
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But instead of bouncing back up,
you won't.
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Well, what if I smack
my head on the concrete?
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Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, Joey.
It's a possibility.
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00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,635
I don't know. Tell you what,
let's flip to see who does it.
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- You call it in the air, all right?
- Oh, all right.
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00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:16,909
- Can you see what it is?
- No.
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00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,244
- Okay. Well, you be careful.
- No, Ross, stop it.
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I'm not jumping.
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00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:25,690
Look, I have an audition tomorrow,
and I can't go if I break my leg.
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00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:30,326
Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son.
He won't have a father if I die.
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So it looks like we're even.
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Okay, so this wire...
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...is connected to this wire,
which plugs into here.
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00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:48,713
Okay, so to get the beeping to stop,
all I have to do...
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Well done, Pheebs.
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What do you want from me?!
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Here's your milk.
What do you wanna talk about?
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What? What? What?
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00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:24,277
Oh, were you sleeping, sweetie?
I'm sorry. Here.
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Oh, that's so much better. Okay.
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At least I can hear myself think.
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00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,083
God, stop singing.
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Stop singing!
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Okay. Feel free to look...
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00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,400
...but I'm telling you,
those contracts are not on this desk.
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How could you possibly know?
Look at this mess, Tag.
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This is what I'm talking about.
You have to be more organized.
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You've got newspapers,
you've got magazines, you... Oh!
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And who's this chippy?
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A little young for you, but whatever.
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That's my sister.
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Really? Very cute braces.
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Anyway, you know what?
The point is, Tag, start looking...
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...because you're gonna find
those contracts on your desk.
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So when do you imagine you gave
them to me? Morning or afternoon?
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In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner
came into my office after lunch...
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...he put them on my desk,
and then I put a Post-it on it...
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...that said:
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"Must go out today."
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00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,985
So you just keep looking
in there, all right?
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They're not here.
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Puzzler.
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Bit of a puzzle.
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Why don't you check the copy room.
Maybe you left the contracts in there.
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- How could I have left them there?
- I don't know.
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00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,949
How can your genitals
make phone calls?
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Okay? It's not a perfect world.
Just go, please?
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- Fine.
- Thank you.
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00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,196
Hello?
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00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,673
I still don't get it.
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00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,775
You still awake?
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00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,913
Yeah. You?
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00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,822
You do know that was me
that just said that, right?
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00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,057
Hey.
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00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,992
As long as we're both up...
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00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,596
Yeah?
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00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:35,529
I hope you're not thinking
about cleaning the living room.
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00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:43,439
Man, I'm starving. What the hell
was I thinking at dinner?
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"Do you want soup or salad?"
Both, always order both.
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00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:53,090
You know, I'm looking,
and I don't think anyone's home here.
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00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,850
I say we just break the window...
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00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,255
...crawl through...
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...and you know, explain later.
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00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,796
- No one's home?
- I don't think so.
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00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,058
Hello?
191
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:12,271
So when you get in there...
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00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:23,077
Okay. This is where
you and I part ways.
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00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,448
Noisy bitch!
194
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,688
Oh, what? What are you doing?
195
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,256
Do you know what just happened?
196
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:39,096
Yeah. We had sex,
and then we fell asleep.
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00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:44,305
No. We were in the middle of sex...
198
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,477
...and you fell asleep.
199
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,750
No. No, that's not true.
200
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,076
No, best time ever.
201
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,450
Yeah. You rock my world.
202
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,058
- Monica?
- What?
203
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,731
I was giving you some of
my best moves, and you missed it.
204
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:11,299
So please wake up
so we can do it right.
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00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,105
Okay. Okay. I'm ready.
206
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,339
- Come on, big fella.
- Okay.
207
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,509
- Give me the good stuff.
- Yeah.
208
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:24,137
No, no, no. Don't fall asleep.
209
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,312
Okay, I'm going
to make you some coffee.
210
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:34,283
Well, I probably won't spill coffee
grounds all over the kitchen floor.
211
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,084
Okay, I'm up. I'm up.
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00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,324
Hi. I got you some coffee to...
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00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,726
So you got anything for me?
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00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,699
- Still no luck.
- Oh, my God.
215
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,566
You checked your entire desk
and all the drawers?
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00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,174
- Want me to check again?
- I wish you would.
217
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,974
Well, no, it's not in there.
218
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,944
How about that drawer?
219
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:08,723
Well, it's not out here.
Any chance it could be in your office?
220
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,323
I don't know.
221
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,126
I mean, let me check.
222
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,143
Any luck?
223
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,675
See you in my office for a minute?
224
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,250
You found them!
225
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,081
I'm not even gonna gloat.
226
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:44,420
- I'm just really relieved that this whole...
- You put these on my desk.
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00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:45,721
- I did not.
- Oh, really?
228
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,727
They slid out of your bottom drawer...
229
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,730
...crawled across the floor,
then jumped onto my desk?
230
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,597
How did you know
they were in my bottom drawer?
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00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,137
I am so hot for you right now.
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00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:16,119
Oh, my God!
How did you get back here?
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00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,056
Phoebe Buffay?
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00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,095
Fire Alarm?
235
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:30,734
Oh, hi, Officer Fireman.
Can I help you?
236
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,705
We found your fire alarm in the trash.
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00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,739
- That's not mine.
- Yes, it is.
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00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,776
- How do you know?
- Next time you dump a fire alarm...
239
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:41,885
...don't use a blanket that says,
"Property of Phoebe Buffay, not Monica."
240
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,480
Do you have a search warrant?
241
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,989
Because the last time I checked,
this was still America.
242
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,961
Please reattach it.
It's illegal to disconnect them.
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00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:56,099
Fine. But please, God, tell me
how to stop it from going off?
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Press the reset button.
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There's a reset button?
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Oh. There's a reset button?
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My God!
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Why didn't I see that?
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Reset button. Reset button.
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Where is there a reset button?
Oh, here it is! Oh!
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Fine, you live here.
The rent is due on the 15th.
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- Okay, you have a good grip?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna start to climb down you now.
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- All right, just hurry up.
- Okay.
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Now, should I climb down your front
so we're face to face...
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...or should I climb down
your back so we're...
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...butt to face?
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- Face to face.
- I like face to face.
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- Okay, here I come.
- All right.
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Oh, my... How much do you weigh, Ross?
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I prefer not to answer. I'm still
carrying a little holiday weight.
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When we talked about face to face...
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...I don't think we thought it
all the way through.
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- What do you want me to do?
- Just shimmy down me and drop.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You know, maybe I should hang,
and you should climb down me.
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Yeah? Maybe we should talk
about that for a little while!
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- It still looks pretty far.
- It's not that far. Just drop.
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Do not rush me!
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My pants are starting to come down,
and I'm not wearing any underwear.
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My ankle! I really hurt my ankle!
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I think I twisted it when...
A quarter!
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That really was
some of your best work.
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I told you.
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I can't believe it.
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I've only got two hours
until I call in sick for work.
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I have to be up in seven minutes.
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Well, you're not gonna believe this,
but if you have seven minutes...
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Really?
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You want to?
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You get the vacuum cleaner.
I'll get the furniture polish.
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Росс, да когда уже полетит эта комета?
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Ну, практически она начала свой полет
7 миллиардов лет назад.
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Хорошо. Ладно, прекращаю.
Больше никаких лекций!
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Мы просто будем смотреть на прекрасный огонек,
стремительно летящий по небу.
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Хорошо?
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А официальное имя огонька - комета Бапштейна-Кинга.
Хорошо! Хорошо!
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Да вот же он. Вы только поглядите!
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Ну разве Матушка Природа не прекрасна?
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Это самолет.
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Ну и ладно, тело, которое весит как 1700 мешков
с арахисом и летит на такой высоте...
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...тоже заслуживает восхищения.
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- Интересно, видно ли отсюда мою квартиру?
- Нет, не видно.
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- Что?
- Я Не знаю.
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Вы только поглядите на эти звезды!
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Бесконечный космос.
Просто поражает, правда?
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- Знаешь, что меня поражает?
- Что?
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Буфера вон той телочки.
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Думаешь, они настоящие?
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Эпизод, в котором все не спят всю ночь
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Мы торчим здесь уже 2 часа...
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...и так не увидели никаких
дурацких комет. Можно нам уйти?
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Чендлер уже замерз совсем.
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Нет, не замерз.
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Тогда зачем ты надел
куртку Моники?
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Просто она мне идет!
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Пошли, Моника. Пошли.
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- Нам тоже пора. Мы взяли фильм в прокате.
- Я тоже не откажусь поглядеть кинцо.
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Фиби, мы бы хотели
посмотреть его вдвоем.
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- Просто выведи меня отсюда.
- А, ладно.
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- Эй, Росс.
- Что?
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- Погляди.
- Комета появилась?
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Да нет. Смотри, жук застрял
в смоле.
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Не могу поверить...
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Я привел тебя сюда, чтоб ты
увидел комету Бапштейна-Кинга...
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...oдно из самых потрясающих
явлений природы...
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...a тебя волнуют только жук,
застрявший в смоле, и какая-то женщина
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Вообще-то, две женщины, приятель.
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Покажи где.
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Смотри. Вон там.
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Джоуи, а куда делась труба,
придерживавшая дверь?
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Не знаю.
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Да, знаю...
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- Джоуи!
- Что? Hе смотри на меня так!
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Это ты хотел, чтобы мы поднялись сюда
смотреть на дурацкую комету Бургер Кинга.
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Она называется кометой
Бапштейна-Кинга, понятно?
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Бапштейн - это всемирно известный
астроном из...
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Нет!
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- Mоника.
- Она спит.
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Я знаю. Маленький вопрос.
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00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:11,025
Который фильм "Столкновение с бездной",
а который - "Армагеддон"?
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"Столкновение с бездной" - это тот,
что с Робертом Дювалем.
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А Армагеддон - это то, что случиться
с тобой, если ты меня разбудишь.
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Прости, просто не могу заснуть.
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А где лежит твоя книжка, на обложке которой
нарисованы две женщины на коньках...
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...и в шляпах с цветами?
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Просто каждый раз, как я гляжу
на эту обложку, я...
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Она в гостиной,где
можно зажечь свет...
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...и никто за это не
пнет тебя по голени.
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Что?
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Только не космический корабль.
Только не космический корабль.
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Слава тебе, Господи!
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Почему ты опять бибикаешь?
Я же тебя отсоединила!
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Я вынула батарейки! Как...?
Не перебивай!
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Рейчел! Moника!
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Ну же!
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Не могу поверить!
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Что ж, думаю мы оба знаем,
что делать, чтобы спуститься.
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Да, наверное, другого выхода нет.
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Помогите! Пожалуйста, помогите!
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Мы застряли на крыше и не
можем спуститься!
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Росс.
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Я имел в виду, что мы спустимся
по пожарной лестнице.
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Я понимаю. Я просто не закончил.
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Но не волнуйтесь!
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Мы спустимся по пожарной лестнице!
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Извини, я хотел согреть молочка,
чтобы заснуть.
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В воке?
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Ты ведь хотел заснуть
при помощи книжки?
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Она оказалась интересной!
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Черт тебя побери, Опра Уинфри!
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Давай-ка я согрею молока.
Все равно ведь проснулась.
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А знаешь, чем мы можем заняться,
раз уж проснулись?
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Мы можем болтать
всю ночь.
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Как когда мы только начали встречаться.
Будет весело.
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00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:28,720
- Звучит заманчиво.
- Ага.
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Ты сильно расстроилась, когда
умерла вторая сестра?
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Вторая сестра умерла?!
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Нет.
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Я имел в виду ту книжку,
которую я читаю.
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Вторая сестра умирает в романе
"Приключения Арчи и Пьянчужки"?
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Так и есть.
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Хочешь в спальню?
Там будет удобнее.
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- Давай.
- Хорошо.
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Подожди, а ты отослал те
контракты в Милан?
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00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:13,531
Если ты таким образом заводишь мужчин...
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00:08:14,506 --> 00:08:17,066
Ты отослал те контракты, которые
я тебе принесла?
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00:08:17,242 --> 00:08:18,231
Какие контракты?
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Пожалуйста,скажи мне, что это одна из твоих дурацких
шуток, которые я не понимаю.
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00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,606
Например?
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00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:26,875
Ну помнишь, как ты засовывал
телефон в штаны?
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Tэг, я серьезно.
Это не смешно.
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Эти контракты должны были быть отосланы сегодня.
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Да не давала ты мне никаких контрактов!
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Нет, давала. Я еще приклеила
записку с надписью:
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"Нужно отослать сегодня", причем подчеркнула
слово "сегодня" три раза.
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А в уголочке нарисовала сердечко.
Чтоб не выглядеть стервой.
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Да не давала ты их мне!
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00:08:50,508 --> 00:08:55,207
Если б мы пришли в твой офис, ты б увидел
контракты, лежащие на твоем столе.
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00:08:55,413 --> 00:08:59,474
Нет, это ты бы опозорилась :
ведь на моем столе их нет!
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Я бы скорее опозорилась, если б кто-нибудь увидел,
как ты
разговариваешь по телефону при помощи промежности.
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00:09:05,423 --> 00:09:07,482
Ты хочешь сейчас зайти в офис?
112
00:09:07,692 --> 00:09:10,889
Нет, уже поздно.
В офис мы не пойдем.
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00:09:11,096 --> 00:09:14,896
Понимаю. Я бы тоже не хотел
опростоволоситься.
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00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:17,361
Ладно, бери пальто!
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O! Когда ж ты успел его расстегнуть?
Да ты профи!
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Все, дальше не пойдет.
Она застряла.
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00:09:34,719 --> 00:09:36,346
Нужно прыгать.
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Смотри, обязательно нужно
приземлиться...
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...справа от той
замерзшей лужи, понял?
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и не попасть в мусорный контейнер
на той стороне улицы.
121
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:54,471
И не стоит попадать в ту красно-коричневую
шнягу в центре улицы.
122
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Итак, ты спрыгнешь...
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...поднимешься на крышу
и откроешь мне дверь.
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- Подожди-ка. Так я буду прыгать?
- Все будет хорошо.
125
00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,582
Как будто прыгаешь
с тросом!
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00:10:11,789 --> 00:10:15,953
Разница в том,что тебя не
отпружинивает назад.
127
00:10:18,496 --> 00:10:21,397
А вдруг я размозжу
голову о бетон?
128
00:10:21,599 --> 00:10:25,126
Не буду тебя обманывать, Джоуи.
Это возможно.
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00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:31,765
Ну не знаю. Знаешь что,
давай бросим жребий.
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- Если орел, ты выиграл, понял?
- Хорошо.
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00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:42,483
- Видишь, что там?
- Нет.
132
00:10:42,687 --> 00:10:45,986
- Ладно. Будь осторожней.
- Росс, хватит!
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Не буду я прыгать.
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У меня завтра пробы,я не смогу пойти,
если сломаю ногу.
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00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:56,492
Я тоже не буду прыгать. У меня сын.
Если я погибну, он будет жить без отца.
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00:10:56,701 --> 00:10:58,601
Вот видишь, мы квиты!
137
00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:06,638
Так, этот провод...
138
00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:10,813
...соединен с этим проводом,
который идет сюда.
139
00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:15,612
Чтобы остановить бибиканье,
мне нужно...
140
00:11:27,165 --> 00:11:28,962
Отличная работа, Фиби.
141
00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:36,663
Что тебе нужно?!
142
00:11:40,645 --> 00:11:43,170
Вот твое молоко.
О чем хочешь поговорить?
143
00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:48,046
Что? Что? Что?
144
00:11:48,253 --> 00:11:52,713
Так ты спал, милый?
Прости. Держи.
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00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,834
Так гораздо лучше. Oтлично.
146
00:12:14,012 --> 00:12:17,038
Теперь я слышу свои мысли.
147
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Хватит петь!
148
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:37,163
Хватит петь!
149
00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:49,102
Ладно. Ищи сколько хочешь...
150
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:52,213
...но я тебе точно говорю,
на моем столе этих контрактов нет.
151
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:55,011
Да откуда ты знаешь?
Ты только погляди на этот беспорядок, Tэг.
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Я тебе давно про это говорила.
Тебе нужно быть более дисциплинированным.
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Куча газет, куча
журналов, ты... O!
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A что это за цыпочка?
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Ты как-то староват для нее,а?
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Это моя сестра.
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Серьезно? Очень милые скобки.
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Так,знаешь что?
Начинай искать, Тэг,...
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...и ты найдешь контракты
на своем столе.
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Ну и когда же ты их мне
передала? Утром или днем?
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Днем. Mистер Зильнер
зашел ко мне после ланча...
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...положил их на мой стол,
я приклеила на них записку...
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...с надписью:
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"Нужно отослать сегодня".
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Так что продолжай
искать, понял?
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Их здесь нет.
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Загадка.
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Таинственная загадка.
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Проверь-ка ксерокс.Может,ты их
там оставил.
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- Да как я мог их там оставить?
- Не знаю.
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Ведь твои гениталии умеют
разговаривать по телефону?
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Понимаешь? Наш мир несовершенен.
Иди уже, ладно?
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- Хорошо.
- Спасибо.
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Алло?
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Чего смешного-то?
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Ты не спишь?
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Да. А ты?
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Ты понимаешь, что это
я говорю, а?
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Эй.
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Раз уж мы оба не спим...
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Да?
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Надеюсь, ты не замыслила
уборку гостиной.
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Умираю от голода! О чем я только
думал за обедом?
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"Вы будете суп или салат?"
Всегда бери все!
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Ты знаешь, мне кажется, в этой
квартире никого нет.
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Давай разобьем окно...
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...прокрадемся...
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...a потом все объясним хозяевам.
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- Там никого нет?
- Вроде да.
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Эй?
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Вообщем, когда спрыгнешь...
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Ладно. Здесь наши пути
расходятся.
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Шумная сучка!
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Что? Что ты делаешь?
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Знаешь, что случилось?
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Ну да. У нас был секс,
a потом мы заснули.
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Нет. Мы занимались сексом...
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...и ты заснула в процессе.
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Нет. Неправда.
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Лучший секс в моей жизни!
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Да уж. Ты был на высоте!
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- Moника?
- Что?
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Я действительно был на высоте,
а ты все пропустила.
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Так что просыпайся и мы все
сделаем как надо!
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Ладно. Ладно. Я готова.
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- Давай, крутой парень!
- Хорошо.
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- Дай мне жару!
- Хорошо.
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Нет, нет, нет. Не засыпай!
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Ладно, пойду сделаю
тебе кофейку.
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Постараюсь не рассыпать
кофе по полу кухни.
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Я проснулась. Проснулась!
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Привет. Я тебе кофе принесла...
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нашел что-нибудь?
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- Неа.
- Бог ты мой!
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Ты весь стол проверил,
все ящики?
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- Хочешь, чтоб я еще раз проверил?
- Я не против.
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Хорошо, здесь их нет.
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А как насчет этого ящика?
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Здесь тоже нет.
A может, они в твоем офисе?
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Не знаю.
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Пойду проверю.
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Нашла?
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Зайдешь ко мне на минутку?
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Ты нашла их!
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Я даже не буду злорадствовать.
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- Как будто камень с души упал...
- Ты положил их на мой стол!
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- Нет.
- Да ну?
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Значит, они выползли из нижнего ящика твоего стола...
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...проползли по полу и
запрыгнули на мой стол?
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А откуда ты знаешь, что они лежали
в нижнем ящике моего стола?
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Я так тебя хочу!
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O, Боже!
Как тебе удалось вернуться?
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Фиби Буффэй?
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Пожарная сигнализация?
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Привет, офицер Пожарный!
Чем могу помочь?
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Я обнаружил Вашу сигнализацию в мусоропроводе.
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- Это не мое.
- Нет, Ваше.
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- Как Вы узнали?
- В следующий раз когда будете выбрасывать пожарную
сигнализацию в мусорку...
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...не завертывайте ее в одеяло с надписью
"Собственность Фиби Буффэй, не Моники".
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У Вас есть ордер на обыск?
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Просто в последнее время я
вроде бы жила в свободной Америке.
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Пожалуйста, переустановите сигнализацию.
Отключать такие устройства незаконно.
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Хорошо. Но ради Бога объясните :
как остановить это бибиканье?
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Нажмите кнопку перезагрузки.
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Tак здесь есть кнопка перезагрузки?
Спасибо. Спасибо.
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O, кнопка перезагрузки!
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Бог ты мой!
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00:19:54,705 --> 00:19:56,935
Как же я ее не заметила?
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Кнопка перезагрузки. Кнопка перезагрузки.
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Где же эта кнопка?
Да вот она! O!
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Отлично, теперь ты здесь живешь!
Квартплату выплачивают 15-го числа каждого месяца!
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- Крепко держишься?
- Да.
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Сейчас я начну спускаться.
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- Ладно, поторапливайся!
- Хорошо.
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Мне спускаться вдоль твоего лица,
чтоб мое лицо было напротив твоего...
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...или мне спускаться вдоль
твоей спины, чтоб...
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...мой зад был напротив твоего лица?
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- Давай лицом к лицу.
- Не возражаю.
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- Хорошо, я спускаюсь.
- Давай.
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Боже... Росс, сколько ты весишь?
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Я не буду отвечать.Просто я немного
прибавил в праздники.
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Когда мы говорили о положении "лицом к лицу"...
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...мы, кажется, не совсем все
продумали.
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- Чего ты от меня хочешь?
- Сползай и прыгай!
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- Привет.
- Привет.
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00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:38,034
А давай,я повишу,
а ты слезешь?
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00:21:38,242 --> 00:21:41,837
Ага? Давай-ка еще об этом
поговорим!
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- Слишком высоко!
- Не так уж и высоко. Прыгай уже!
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Не торопи меня!
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У меня штаны начинают сползать,
a нижнее белье я не ношу!
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Лодыжка! Как же больно!
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Кажется, я ее вывихнул, когда...
25 центов!
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Ты и правда
был на высоте!
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А ты как думала!
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Даже не верится.
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00:22:28,659 --> 00:22:32,789
Еще 2 часа, и я отпрошусь
с работы.
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А мне вставать через 7 минут!
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Ну,знаешь что, если у тебя есть
в запасе 7 минут...
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Ты серьезно?
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00:22:43,307 --> 00:22:44,740
Ты правда хочешь?
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Тогда бери пылесос. А я пошла
за мебельной политурой!
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