1233
01:15:00,696 --> 01:15:03,256
People of DuLoc,

1234
01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,994
we gather here today...

1235
01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:08,127
to bear witness...

1236
01:15:08,203 --> 01:15:10,137
- to the union...

1237
01:15:10,205 --> 01:15:12,673
- of our new king--
- Excuse me.

1238
01:15:12,741 --> 01:15:15,437
- Could we just skip a head
to the " I do's"?.

1239
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,411
Go on.

1240
01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:26,079
Go ahead, have some fun. If we
need you, I'll whistle. How about that?

1241
01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:30,658
Shrek, wait, wait!
Wait a minute!

1242
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:33,422
- You wanna do this right, don't you?
- What are you talking about?

1243
01:15:33,495 --> 01:15:35,429
There's a line you gotta wait for.

1244
01:15:35,497 --> 01:15:37,988
The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace."

1245
01:15:38,066 --> 01:15:41,832
- That's when you say, " I object!"
- I don't have time for this!

1246
01:15:41,904 --> 01:15:43,633
Wait. What are you doing?
Listen to me!

1247
01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:45,639
- Look, you love this woman, don't you?
- Yes.

1248
01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:47,004
- You wanna hold her?
- Yes.

1249
01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:48,838
- Please her?
- Yes!

1250
01:15:48,877 --> 01:15:52,005
& Then you got to, got to
try a little tenderness &&

1251
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,844
- The chicks love that romantic crap!
- All right! Cut it out.

1252
01:15:54,917 --> 01:15:58,546
- When does this guy say the line?
- We gotta check it out.

1253
01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:01,783
- [ Donkey Grunting ]
- And so, by the power vested in me,

1254
01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:05,155
- [ Shrek ] What do you see?
- The whole town's in there.

1255
01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:08,355
- I now pronounce you husband and wife,
- They're at the altar.

1256
01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:10,990
- king and queen.
- Mother Fletcher! He already said it.

1257
01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:13,694
- Oh, for the love of Pete!
- [ Grunts ]

1258
01:16:14,937 --> 01:16:16,996
I object!

1259
01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:19,165
- Shrek?
- [ Gasps ]

1260
01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:21,175
Oh, now what does he want?

1261
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:24,679
[ Crowd Clamoring ]

1262
01:16:24,746 --> 01:16:27,806
Hi, everyone.
Havin' a good time, are ya?

1263
01:16:27,883 --> 01:16:30,078
I Iove DuLoc,
first of all.

1264
01:16:30,152 --> 01:16:32,677
- Very clean.
- What are you doing here?

1265
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:35,689
Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you,

1266
01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:39,090
- but showing up uninvited to a wedding...
- Fiona!

1267
01:16:39,161 --> 01:16:42,187
- I need to talk to you.
- Oh, now you wanna talk?

1268
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:45,233
It's a little late for that,
so if you'll excuse me...

1269
01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:47,666
- But you can't marry him.
- And why not?

1270
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:51,671
Because... Because he's just
marrying you so he can be king.

1271
01:16:51,740 --> 01:16:54,106
Outrageous!
Fiona, don't listen to him.

1272
01:16:54,176 --> 01:16:57,839
- He's not your true love.
- And what do you know about true love?

1273
01:16:57,913 --> 01:17:00,279
Well, I... U h...

1274
01:17:00,349 --> 01:17:03,750
- I mean...
- Oh, this is precious.

1275
01:17:03,819 --> 01:17:08,483
[ Chuckling ] The ogre
has fallen in love with the princess!

1276
01:17:08,590 --> 01:17:10,854
- Oh, good Lord.
- [ Crowd Laughing ]

1277
01:17:10,926 --> 01:17:12,860
An ogre and a princess!

1278
01:17:12,928 --> 01:17:16,159
[ Laughing Continues ]

1279
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:20,958
Shrek, is this true?

1280
01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:24,931
Who cares?
It's preposterous!

1281
01:17:25,007 --> 01:17:28,636
Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away
from our " happily ever after."

1282
01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:31,304
Now kiss me!
Mmmm!