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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 12
"O'Brother, Part 1"
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Okay, now,
if you're real careful,
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it all comes off
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in one...
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long...
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piece.
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- See?
- Now me.
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You got it, pally.
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Hey, hey,
what's going on?
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Oh, it's just a little
game for Andy, Mom.
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It's good for the old
manual dexterity.
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How are we gonna know
what's in these cans now?
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Don't fret. We'll just write
down what is in each can.
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And that way,
nothing's lost.
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See, this one's peaches.
This one's peas.
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Or was this one peas?
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Don't look at me.
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All right. Uh, Alex,
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just get these cans
put away, okay?
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Uncle Rob's gonna
be here any second.
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Okay? It would be nice if
the house looked halfway decent.
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Oh, hi. Sorry I'm late.
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I stopped off
at Schweller's
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to pick up some strudel
for dessert.
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Oh. Andy and I were gonna
make chocolate-chip cookies.
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Oh, no. No. It has to be
strudel from Schweller's.
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It's exactly the kind they made
at Hofsteder's Bakery
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back in buffalo
when Rob and I were kids.
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Hey, shouldn't he
be here by now?
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I mean, his plane landed
two hours ago.
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Oh, he's probably caught
in traffic on the expressway.
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This is a first.
My brother is actually late.
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Knowing Rob,
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you'd think he'd get off
at the nearest exit and call.
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He's the most organized,
responsible human being
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I've ever met.
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Except for you, Alex.
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Thank you.
Yeah, I love Uncle Rob.
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He is the best:
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all-American, conservative,
a family man.
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I like the fact
that I'm related to him.
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Reassures me I didn't
just come from nowhere.
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Hi. We're going
down to the mall
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to get our blood pressure
checked.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Uncle Rob's gonna
be here any second.
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Um, yeah. We want to be
in perfect health
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for when he gets here.
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You see, there's this
healthmobile down there,
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and it's important that
we check these things often,
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especially
while we're young.
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There's a cute paramedic
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that I think
Jennifer ought to meet.
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Oh.
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- Hey! - Hi!
- Whoa!
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How are you,
sweetheart?
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Hi!
Hi!
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Hi.
Hi, Jen.
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Long time, no see.
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Too long. Just seeing you
makes my blood pressure soar.
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We better get going,
Jennifer.
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Bye-bye.
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Okay, okay.
We'll see you later.
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Elyse, other women
grow older.
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You grow more youthful
and beautiful
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each time I see you.
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Oh, Rob...
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Keep talking.
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It's true.
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Hey, hey.
Alex!
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Market's up,
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inflation is down,
Reagan's in the white house.
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Can we pick them
or what?
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There are more important
things in the world
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than money
and politics, Alex.
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Oh, oh, all right.
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We'll talk about it later
when Dad's not in the room.
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Stevie!
Where's the strudel?
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Aw, Robby,
look at this!
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Aw, you...
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Geez, Rob, you're dressing more
casual these days. I like it.
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Yeah. I decided I was spending
too much of my time
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walking around
in a suit and a tie.
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You know, that affects
the way you view the world...
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keeps you buttoned up.
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Maybe you should
go upstairs and change.
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We were worried
about you, Rob.
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It's not like you
to be late.
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Why are you so hung up
on time all of a sudden?
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We're only on this Earth
a short while, Steven.
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The idea is to live
each moment to its fullest.
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Experience everything.
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If sometimes we stray
off the normal path...
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Hey! That can
be groovy, too.
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He sure looked
like my brother.
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Aah!
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Oh, Andy?
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Andrew!
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Come in here,
would you, lad?
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Aha, hey.
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Did you do this?
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No.
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Then who did?
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Bad guys.
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I see. Okay.
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Well, I'm gonna
get blamed for it
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because I showed the bad guys
how to do it.
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Okay. Well, then, it seems to me
we have two options here.
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Now, we can either
hide this stuff
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and pretend we don't
know anything about it,
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or we can come clean
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and tell Mom the truth.
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Hide them.
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That's my boy.
Let's go. Come on.
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All right.
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All right. Would you like
to attempt to explain this?
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All right, Mom.
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We can't hide it
any longer.
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We're hooked on it, Mom.
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We can't
help ourselves.
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We are a couple
of hardened...
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criminal can-peelers.
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Mom, we're wanted
in every state.
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We give up.
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Boys, this is not
a laughing matter.
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D-do you realize...
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I'm sorry.
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Do you realize
that we're not gonna know
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what we're eating around here
for months to come?
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Oh, Mom, that could be
a welcome change.
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Run for it!
Go! Come on.
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Steven, I cannot believe it.
After all these years,
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you still can't
go to your left.
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I can go
to my left, Rob...
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just not
with a basketball.
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Anyway, I let you win.
Oh, really?
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Yeah. You're
my big brother.
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I didn't want to see you cry.
It would be embarrassing.
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Hey! Hey, how would you
like a headlock?
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Aah! Hey, come on, Rob.
Let go of me.
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No headlocks.
Called it.
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Okay. You're lucky
you called it.
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We're off to the mall again.
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The healthmobile
opens at 10:00.
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We've been asked back
for glaucoma tests.
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You've got it all
here, Steven...
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great wife, great kids.
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The whole package.
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You too, Rob.
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Not too bad for a couple
of mooks from Buffalo, huh?
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You know, Steven,
there's something
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I've been holding on to
since I got here.
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Well, it's gonna surprise you
when I tell you.
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And there's... there's no way
you can be ready for this.
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I'm ready for anything.
Try me.
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Maureen and I
are separated.
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I wasn't
ready for that.
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Well, it's been coming
for a long time.
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You and Maureen?
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Doesn't seem possible.
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The last few years,
we've pretty much
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been keeping it together
out of habit, really.
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L-like two horses
pulling a wagon, you know...
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day after day,
year after year,
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familiar with each other,
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accustomed to being
at each other's side,
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but not really crazy
about each other,
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and getting damn tired
of pulling the wagon.
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What about the kids?
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Marilyn moved out
about six months ago.
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She's living
with a Vietnamese family
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on a houseboat
on Lake Huron.
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She says she's very happy.
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The people are nice.
The fishing is good.
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What about Jonathan?
He's only 11.
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Well, that's tougher,
of course.
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But it could be worse for him
growing up in a bad marriage.
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Did I interrupt
something?
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Robert's got
some bad news, Elyse.
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Oh, no, no.
It's... it's not bad news.
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Uh, it's good news.
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Good news? Oh.
Well, tell me, Rob.
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My marriage is over.
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I-I don't know
what to say.
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I mean, "congratulations"
doesn't sound right.
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You know, I met a girl
on the plane.
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And I've got a date
tonight.
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So, just...
be happy for me.
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He's been married 25 years.
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He's got a wife,
two kids, and a date.
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Why shouldn't we
be happy?
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For crying out loud!
Alex, you don't know.
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You could have glaucoma
or high blood pressure
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- and not even know it.
- All right. Okay. All right.
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I will be tested, okay?
You happy? You satisfied?
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What do you get, a commission
on these tests or what?
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It's for your own
good, too, Alex.
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Mom, Dad, you'll be
happy to know
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that Mallory and I
do not have glaucoma.
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- Wonderful, honey.
- Great news.
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You don't
sound thrilled.
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We have some bad news.
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W-we don't want
to upset you,
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but you need to know.
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Your Uncle Rob and Aunt Maureen
have separated.
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What?
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No. No, no. No, no.
I'm sorry.
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Uh, that's impossible.
Uncle Rob?
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Uncle Rob is not the kind of guy
who gets separated.
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He's a Republican.
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A Republican?
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You know what I mean.
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Alex, Ronald Reagan
was divorced.
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He was a Democrat
at the time.
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Alex, both political parties
are equally good at this.
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I know. I mean,
half the kids in my class
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have parents
who are separated.
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This must be
the separation decade.
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Separation, sushi,
and designer jeans...
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that's the '80s.
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Thank you for that
in-depth analysis.
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I'll get it.
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No, no. That's...
that's probably Rob's date.
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His what?
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He's going out
on a date tonight.
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He has a date?!
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The man is
a registered Republican.
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Yes, he has a date.
Is that so strange?
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He's separated,
and he has a date.
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Now, let's let her in.
And please,
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treat her with respect.
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She's your uncle's date.
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Hello.
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I'm Kathy Brady.
I'm here for Bob.
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Bob?
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Rob.
We call him Rob.
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- This is the Keaton house?
- Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes. Yes.
I'm Elyse Keaton.
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Hello.
And this is Steven...
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And Jennifer
and Mallory...
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Hello.
And Alex.
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Hi.
Hi.
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He told me he likes
to be called Bob.
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Oh.
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Well, he never
told us that.
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We call him Rob.
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Hey, Kath!
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Hi.
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Has everybody
met everybody?
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Oh, boy, yes.
Yes.
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Well, great. Great.
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Kathy and I are going
to this really hot disco
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she knows about.
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Do you want to come?
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Oh, no. No, no.
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We've planned a quiet
evening at home.
258
00:11:59,027 --> 00:12:00,800
Make some tapioca.
259
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,927
You got it, babe.
260
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:07,230
Oh, listen, Rob-Bob...
261
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,357
What...
262
00:12:11,387 --> 00:12:13,497
What time do you think
you'll be home?
263
00:12:13,527 --> 00:12:16,327
Don't wait up, bro.
264
00:12:16,357 --> 00:12:17,527
Whoa.
265
00:12:17,557 --> 00:12:18,857
Bye.
Bye-bye.
266
00:12:18,887 --> 00:12:20,157
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
267
00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:22,027
Don't dance too hard!
Nice to see ya.
268
00:12:22,057 --> 00:12:24,227
Wear those
safety belts! Okay.
269
00:12:24,257 --> 00:12:26,460
What the hell
was that?
270
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,980
Okay, Andy, listen up, bud.
Mom needs peaches.
271
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,747
She says she bought
them especially
272
00:12:44,777 --> 00:12:47,747
for this recipe
she's making.
273
00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:50,607
So, what we have to do
is find out
274
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,207
which one of these cans
has the peaches in them
275
00:12:53,237 --> 00:12:55,907
without opening
every can in the house.
276
00:12:55,937 --> 00:12:57,807
No problem.
277
00:12:57,837 --> 00:12:59,307
All right, okay.
278
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:01,947
Has Uncle Rob
been down yet?
279
00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:04,877
Uh, yeah. He went jogging
about an hour ago.
280
00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,147
That's really something.
281
00:13:06,177 --> 00:13:08,047
He only came in
three hours ago.
282
00:13:08,077 --> 00:13:09,077
How do you know?
283
00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:12,647
Because I was up all night
listening to Dad pace.
284
00:13:12,677 --> 00:13:15,177
Dad's really
taking this hard, isn't he?
285
00:13:15,207 --> 00:13:17,947
I know. Mom says he's been up
every night this week
286
00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:19,947
looking through
old photo albums...
287
00:13:19,977 --> 00:13:22,347
you know, pictures
of Rob and Maureen.
288
00:13:22,377 --> 00:13:24,607
Yeah. You know Dad.
He just...
289
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,247
he just doesn't handle
separations well.
290
00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:31,810
He still hasn't gotten over
The Supremes breaking up.
291
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,707
Yeah. I remember
he sat up all night
292
00:13:35,737 --> 00:13:38,677
looking at pictures
of them, too.
293
00:13:38,707 --> 00:13:40,207
I hate this situation
with Uncle Rob.
294
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,177
I don't know what to say.
295
00:13:41,207 --> 00:13:43,377
I mean, can I talk to him
about the situation?
296
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,377
Can I talk
about Aunt Maureen?
297
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:48,307
Can I still
call her Aunt Maureen?
298
00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:52,947
Yeah. Just... it's too bad
that you kids have to be witness
299
00:13:52,977 --> 00:13:55,777
to this unsettling
adult behavior.
300
00:13:55,807 --> 00:14:00,877
I think you can just comfort
yourself by looking at it
301
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:04,077
in a detached,
kind of analytical fashion.
302
00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:06,747
Well, I feel
better already.
303
00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:08,347
Oh, come on.
304
00:14:08,377 --> 00:14:10,807
I mean, basically,
what we have here
305
00:14:10,837 --> 00:14:13,210
is a failed merger.
306
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:18,710
Not unlike the breakup
of the phone company.
307
00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:22,950
Although obviously
less emotional.
308
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,847
Nothing more than
a natural fluctuation
309
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,677
in the marketplace
of love and marriage.
310
00:14:29,707 --> 00:14:33,610
You should write
romance novels, Alex.
311
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,977
Oh, good morning, guys.
312
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,947
- Hi.
- Morning.
313
00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:42,007
Anybody want
some breakfast?
314
00:14:42,037 --> 00:14:44,047
Oh, no. We've eaten
already. Thanks.
315
00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:45,907
But if you're having some,
may I suggest
316
00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:49,007
some of
our fine canned goods?
317
00:14:49,037 --> 00:14:50,047
Uh, no, thanks.
318
00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:51,647
Well, anyone want
to stay around
319
00:14:51,677 --> 00:14:53,647
and join me
while I have some breakfast?
320
00:14:53,677 --> 00:14:56,647
No. It's been a rough day.
I think, uh...
321
00:14:56,677 --> 00:14:58,947
- I think we're gonna
turn in. - Yeah.
322
00:14:58,977 --> 00:15:01,347
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Stop.
No, it's not even 8:15 A.M.
323
00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:03,607
Uh, it couldn't have been
that rough a day.
324
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,677
Come on now, I insist.
You guys sit back down here.
325
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:09,307
And we're gonna talk
this thing out.
326
00:15:09,337 --> 00:15:11,280
Come on.
Everyone sit down.
327
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,207
Okay.
328
00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:20,247
My separation
from Aunt Maureen
329
00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:21,377
is upsetting you all.
330
00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:23,550
Who's Aunt Maureen?
331
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,980
Shh.
332
00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:31,750
Okay. It's not upsetting
Andrew that much.
333
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,077
How about you, Alex?
334
00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:37,047
All right.
Look, I'd be lying
335
00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:39,177
if I said I wasn't
disappointed.
336
00:15:39,207 --> 00:15:40,847
I understand.
337
00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:42,707
I mean,
I'm not a baby.
338
00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:45,077
I know that
these things happen,
339
00:15:45,107 --> 00:15:47,147
but they're not supposed
to happen to you, Uncle Rob.
340
00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:49,147
You're one of
the good guys.
341
00:15:49,177 --> 00:15:51,647
You're a father.
You're a husband.
342
00:15:51,677 --> 00:15:53,647
You're a CPA.
343
00:15:53,677 --> 00:15:55,947
Well, it could happen
to anyone, Alex,
344
00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:57,677
even a CPA.
345
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,907
I don't know.
I guess I just have
346
00:15:59,937 --> 00:16:02,710
an overly romantic view
of accounting.
347
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,910
And love. And love.
348
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,277
Uncle Rob, I guess
it's just hard for us
349
00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:14,377
to get used to, you know,
you dating another woman.
350
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,247
I guess
we're just stunned.
351
00:16:16,277 --> 00:16:18,047
Sure. I understand that.
352
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,947
It's just weird
for us.
353
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:21,777
Maybe we should
go running.
354
00:16:21,807 --> 00:16:23,347
A little exercise
might help.
355
00:16:23,377 --> 00:16:26,250
Nothing can help.
This is a disaster.
356
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,107
Referring to my situation?
357
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,677
No.
358
00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:34,107
What situation?
359
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:35,107
You? You're great.
You're happy.
360
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:36,950
You're discoing.
361
00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:41,347
There's no situation.
362
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:42,647
What's that?
363
00:16:42,677 --> 00:16:44,077
Oh, nothing.
364
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:47,010
It's just a photo album
of somebody's wedding.
365
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:56,807
You know, Steve, I-I just polled
our little group here
366
00:16:56,837 --> 00:17:00,347
about their reaction to my being
separated from Maureen.
367
00:17:00,377 --> 00:17:05,077
We have, uh...
stunned, disappointed, weird.
368
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,677
Well, please add
concerned...
369
00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:10,180
and berserk.
370
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:19,707
Yeah, I'm having real trouble
accepting it.
371
00:17:19,737 --> 00:17:22,307
I know I should be
trying to support you.
372
00:17:22,337 --> 00:17:26,077
Well, I'll tell you, Steve,
I really could use your support.
373
00:17:26,107 --> 00:17:28,347
We want to help
you, Rob.
374
00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:29,807
We do.
Yeah. Yeah.
375
00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:30,947
Good. Great.
376
00:17:30,977 --> 00:17:32,747
Well, you're backing
a winner here.
377
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:33,747
I mean that.
378
00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:36,107
I mean, I met a nice girl,
and that's a big step.
379
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:39,247
Kathy and I are... we're having
a great time together.
380
00:17:39,277 --> 00:17:41,677
I'd like you to get
to know her better.
381
00:17:41,707 --> 00:17:44,107
Maybe you wouldn't
feel so awkward then.
382
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,147
How about...
383
00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:48,550
How about if we invited her
to dinner?
384
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,907
Well, sure. I'd love it.
385
00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:54,310
How about tonight?
386
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,707
Okay, here we go.
387
00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:00,747
Huh?
388
00:18:00,777 --> 00:18:02,347
What's this?
389
00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:04,207
A little something
I like to call
390
00:18:04,237 --> 00:18:06,880
everything but peaches.
391
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:11,877
It's a culinary
masterpiece.
392
00:18:11,907 --> 00:18:14,377
I'm telling you, put salad
dressing on these things...
393
00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:16,047
these veggies took off!
Ask them.
394
00:18:16,077 --> 00:18:18,280
Mmm. Mmm.
395
00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,010
Listen...
396
00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:24,707
Your mother and I
want to remind you
397
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,707
that this little get-together
is not an easy thing
398
00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:29,880
for your
Uncle Rob-Bob.
399
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,347
Okay. Well, uh...
let's just be sensitive,
400
00:18:36,377 --> 00:18:38,807
all of us.
401
00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:41,207
He'll, uh, be coming here
with another woman,
402
00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:43,347
not his wife.
Can you believe that?
403
00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:44,910
Steven.
404
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:48,277
Please.
I'm okay.
405
00:18:48,307 --> 00:18:50,377
I'm all right.
But how can he possibly...
406
00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:52,807
Talking about me?
407
00:18:52,837 --> 00:18:54,347
Oh, no! No.
This is, uh...
408
00:18:54,377 --> 00:18:56,207
Just a little
family huddle...
409
00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:58,147
something we always do
before guests arrive.
410
00:18:58,177 --> 00:19:00,947
Now, let's get in there
and have a great dinner. Ready?
411
00:19:00,977 --> 00:19:02,677
Break!
412
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:05,107
You guys...
413
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:07,347
I'm upstairs,
I'm looking in the mirror,
414
00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:10,277
I can't believe my eyes.
I am young again!
415
00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:12,077
I mean, look at me.
416
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:14,347
I didn't look this young
when I was this young.
417
00:19:14,377 --> 00:19:16,347
- You're youngish looking.
- Young-ful.
418
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:18,277
I'm 45 years old.
419
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:22,347
Now, tell the honest truth.
How old do I look?
420
00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:23,680
13.
421
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:29,207
That must be Kathy.
422
00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,207
Hi, Kath.
Hi.
423
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,607
Come on in.
424
00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:34,977
You've...
you've met everybody.
425
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,947
Oh, sure. Hi.
Come on, sit down.
426
00:19:36,977 --> 00:19:38,807
Hello again.
Hello.
427
00:19:38,837 --> 00:19:40,677
Glad you
could make it.
428
00:19:40,707 --> 00:19:43,807
Oh, it's nice to be here.
Thanks for asking me.
429
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:47,180
I hear you two have really been
doing the town.
430
00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:47,904
You hear right.
431
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:50,147
We've been dancing almost
every night this week.
432
00:19:50,177 --> 00:19:52,080
Do you guys disco?
433
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,310
Not... not as much
as we should.
434
00:19:58,210 --> 00:20:00,177
I'm just crazy for it.
435
00:20:00,207 --> 00:20:02,307
I mean, I love to be out there,
whirling around
436
00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:05,047
with those lights strobing...
it's fantastic.
437
00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:08,677
It's hard for me to picture you
out there dancing around.
438
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,747
Why is that?
439
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:12,677
Because you hate dancing.
You always hated dancing.
440
00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:16,347
I remember you used to say,
"better dead than dancing."
441
00:20:16,377 --> 00:20:18,677
Oh, that wasn't me.
That was you.
442
00:20:18,707 --> 00:20:20,947
You said that.
You hated to dance.
443
00:20:20,977 --> 00:20:24,347
I never said that, and I never
hated to dance. You did.
444
00:20:24,377 --> 00:20:26,907
Well, let me
vouch for Bob.
445
00:20:26,937 --> 00:20:29,947
He loves to dance now.
446
00:20:29,977 --> 00:20:34,707
Well, let's get that sorted out.
Is it Bob or Rob?
447
00:20:34,737 --> 00:20:37,007
Which one is it?
448
00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:40,247
Hey, what's the difference?
Rob, Bob... who cares?
449
00:20:40,277 --> 00:20:42,707
I care. I like to know
who I'm talking to.
450
00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:46,050
Is it my brother Rob
or Disco Bob?
451
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,777
Steven, can I speak to you
in the kitchen for a moment?
452
00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:53,007
No.
453
00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:55,207
- Bob, may I speak to you in
the kitchen for a moment? - No.
454
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:57,677
Kathy, could I speak to you
in the kitchen for a moment?
455
00:20:57,707 --> 00:20:59,977
Yes.
456
00:21:00,007 --> 00:21:03,080
We'd like to come to the kitchen
and speak along with you.
457
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:13,007
You're the one
who hated to dance.
458
00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:15,007
And what's more,
you couldn't dance.
459
00:21:15,037 --> 00:21:17,177
I saw you with Maureen
at your wedding,
460
00:21:17,207 --> 00:21:19,777
and you couldn't
dance at all.
461
00:21:19,807 --> 00:21:21,677
That's because Maureen
can't dance at all.
462
00:21:21,707 --> 00:21:23,107
So we danced bad
together.
463
00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:24,677
Who are you kidding?
464
00:21:24,707 --> 00:21:26,347
This isn't about
dancing, Steve.
465
00:21:26,377 --> 00:21:28,207
This is
about acceptance.
466
00:21:28,237 --> 00:21:30,347
You can't accept me
for who I am.
467
00:21:30,377 --> 00:21:32,777
You're right.
468
00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:36,677
I can't.
469
00:21:36,707 --> 00:21:39,980
I miss the guy
who danced bad with Maureen.
470
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,377
He's gone, Steve.
471
00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:46,777
I don't think so.
472
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:47,977
I think he's here,
473
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,307
and I think his place
is with his family.
474
00:21:50,337 --> 00:21:52,847
And I think with
some time and some help,
475
00:21:52,877 --> 00:21:55,377
he can find what
he's looking for with them.
476
00:21:55,407 --> 00:21:56,947
This is really funny.
477
00:21:56,977 --> 00:22:00,247
You're lecturing me
about responsibility.
478
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,947
Marriage is for better
or worse, Rob.
479
00:22:01,977 --> 00:22:03,277
You don't run out
'cause your wife
480
00:22:03,307 --> 00:22:04,277
burned the toast
one morning
481
00:22:04,307 --> 00:22:07,007
or you found someone else
with longer legs.
482
00:22:07,037 --> 00:22:08,877
It's not about burnt toast,
Steve.
483
00:22:08,907 --> 00:22:10,950
If it was, I'd have left
a long time ago.
484
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,947
Don't talk to me
about marriage, okay?
485
00:22:16,977 --> 00:22:19,307
I was married while you were
collecting baseball cards.
486
00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:21,047
You had it all,
damn it!
487
00:22:21,077 --> 00:22:23,247
A wife, two kids,
a good job!
488
00:22:23,277 --> 00:22:24,647
What did I have, Steve?
489
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,807
I never wanted to be a CPA.
You know that.
490
00:22:26,837 --> 00:22:29,077
Mom said and Pop said,
"go on, Robby boy.
491
00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:31,677
"Be a CPA. Take the test.
You'll be happy.
492
00:22:31,707 --> 00:22:33,807
"Go on, Robby. Get married.
You'll be happy.
493
00:22:33,837 --> 00:22:35,807
Have two kids.
You'll be happy."
494
00:22:35,837 --> 00:22:38,047
I did everything they said.
I did everything right.
495
00:22:38,077 --> 00:22:39,647
I'm not happy!
496
00:22:39,677 --> 00:22:41,977
What am I supposed to say?
I hate hearing that.
497
00:22:42,007 --> 00:22:43,607
Hear it.
498
00:22:43,637 --> 00:22:46,307
They lied to me. They told me
that the dream was real.
499
00:22:46,337 --> 00:22:47,850
They lied, I listened.
500
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:52,847
I'm not getting
any younger, Stevie.
501
00:22:52,877 --> 00:22:55,080
I want another chance.
502
00:22:56,650 --> 00:22:59,210
I want to have
a life, too.
503
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,080
Maureen.
504
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,077
What a coincidence.
505
00:23:15,107 --> 00:23:17,647
We were just talking
about you.
506
00:23:17,677 --> 00:23:18,950
I'll bet.
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целая длинная этикетка.
Видишь?
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Теперь я!
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Держи, приятель.
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Так, это ещё что такое?
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Небольшая игра для Энди, мам.
Развивает мелкую моторику.
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И как теперь узнать,
что в этих банках?
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Без паники. Мы просто
подпишем каждую банку,
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и ничего не перепутается.
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В этой персики.
В этой фасоль.
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Или в этой фасоль?
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На меня не смотри.
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Ладно. Алекс, убери
эти банки, хорошо?
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Совсем скоро приедет дядя Роб.
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Создай хотя бы видимость
порядка в доме.
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Привет.
Извините, что задержался.
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Заехал к Швайллеру,
купил штрудель на десерт.
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А мы с Энди собирались печь
шоколадное печенье.
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Нет-нет. Должен быть
штрудель от Швайллера.
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В точности такие же пекли
в пекарне Хофстедера
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в Баффало,
в нашем с Робом детстве.
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А он не должен уже приехать?
Его самолёт как два часа сел.
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Попал наверное в пробку
на автостраде.
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Впервые такое.
Мой брат явно опаздывает.
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Зная Роба, можно ожидать,
что он найдёт способ позвонить.
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Он самый организованный
и ответственный из всех,
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кого я знаю.
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После тебя, Алекс.
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Да, я люблю дядю Роба.
Он лучший.
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Настоящий американец,
консерватор, семейный.
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Я рад, что мы с ним родня.
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Это убеждает меня, что я
появился не из ниоткуда.
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Пока. Мы в торговый центр
мерить давление.
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Подождите. Вот-вот
приедет дядя Роб.
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Ну да. К его приезду мы
должны быть в хорошей форме.
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У них там передвижной медпункт.
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Очень важно регулярно проверять
своё здоровье, особенно в юности.
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Там есть симпатичный санитар,
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которого Дженнифер
необходимо увидеть.
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- Привет.
- Привет.
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- Привет.
- Привет, Джен.
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- Давненько не виделись.
- Слишком.
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Когда я тебя вижу,
моё давление скачет.
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Тогда поспешим, Дженнифер.
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Ладно, ладно.
Только не долго там.
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Элиза, другие с возрастом стареют,
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а ты всё моложе и краше,
при каждой нашей встрече.
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О, Роб!
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Продолжай.
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- Это правда.
- Приветствую.
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Алекс!
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Рынок растёт, инфляция падает,
Рейган в Белом доме.
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Умеем мы их выбрать
или как?
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Алекс, в мире есть и более важные
вещи, чем деньги и политика.
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Ладно. После поговорим,
когда папы не будет рядом.
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Стиви! Где штрудель?
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Робби, вот взгляни-ка!
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Боже, Робби, ты стал одеваться
менее формально, тебе к лицу.
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Да. Решил, что слишком уж долго
носил костюм и галстук.
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Это даже меняет восприятие мира.
Держит тебя в тонусе.
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Сходил бы тоже переоделся.
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Мы переживали, Роб.
Опаздывать - не в твоём стиле.
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К чему так зацикливаться
на времени?
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Мы лишь гости
на этой планете, Стивен.
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Надо проживать каждый
момент в его полноте.
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Пробовать всё.
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Если случайно сойдём
с привычной тропы...
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что ж, и это приятно.
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Выглядит в точности как мой брат.
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Энди?
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Эндрю! Поди-ка сюда, приятель!
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Ну-ка сядь.
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Это ты сделал?
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Нет.
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00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:02,197
А кто тогда?
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00:05:02,227 --> 00:05:04,847
Плохие мальчики.
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00:05:04,877 --> 00:05:06,327
Так. Понятно.
80
00:05:06,357 --> 00:05:08,897
Что ж, это и моя вина,
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ведь это я научил плохих
мальчиков так делать.
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Хорошо. Нам с тобой
остаётся тут два варианта.
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Можем спрятать всё это
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и притвориться,
что ничего не знаем.
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Или поступим честно
и признаемся во всём маме.
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Прячем.
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Молодчина.
Давай быстрее.
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Так, сделайте хотя бы
попытку это объяснить.
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Хорошо, мам.
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00:05:38,527 --> 00:05:40,327
Хорошо.
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00:05:40,357 --> 00:05:43,197
Больше мы не можем скрывать.
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Мы подсели на это.
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Ничего не можем
с собой поделать.
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Мы пара закоренелых...
обдирателей банок.
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Мы в розыске
во всех штатах, мам.
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Сдаёмся.
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00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:06,668
Мальчики, тут нет
ничего смешного.
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Вы хоть понимаете...
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Извини.
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00:06:12,157 --> 00:06:14,758
Вы хоть понимаете,
что ближайшие месяцы
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мы не будем знать, что едим?
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Что, кстати, может быть
не так уж и плохо.
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Бежим! Удираем!
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Стивен, не могу поверить.
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После стольких лет ты
не научился бросать с левой.
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У меня отличный бросок с левой,
Роб, но не в баскетболе.
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- Я позволил тебе победить.
- Ой ли?
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00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:38,137
Да, ты же старший брат.
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Было бы неловко
видеть тебя плачущим.
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А как тебе понравится захват?
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Эй, Роб, отпусти!
Никаких захватов. Я в домике.
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Ладно. Радуйся, что в домике.
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Мы снова в торговый центр.
Медпункт открывается в 10.
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Сегодня будем проверяться
на глаукому.
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У тебя всё есть, Стивен.
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00:07:01,987 --> 00:07:04,258
Прекрасная жена,
прекрасные дети.
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Полный комплект.
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И у тебя, Роб.
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00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,727
Неплохо для парочки
оболтусов из Баффало, да?
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00:07:10,757 --> 00:07:13,357
Знаешь, Стивен, есть одна вещь,
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которую я скрываю
с самого приезда.
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Ты удивишься,
когда я тебе расскажу.
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Это станет полной
неожиданностью.
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Я ко всему готов. Жги.
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Мы с Морин разошлись.
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К этому я не был готов.
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00:07:29,427 --> 00:07:32,530
Давно уже назревало.
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Вы с Морин?
Это невозможно.
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Последние несколько лет
мы, можно сказать,
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были вместе по привычке.
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Как две лошади в повозке.
День за днём, год за годом.
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Вроде как знаем друг друга,
каждый впряжён на свою сторону,
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но без взаимной любви,
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до пены изо рта уставшие
тянуть эту повозку.
135
00:07:57,387 --> 00:07:58,869
А как же дети?
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00:07:58,899 --> 00:08:01,958
Мэрилин съехала
где-то полгода назад.
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00:08:01,988 --> 00:08:03,968
Живёт теперь
с семьёй вьетнамцев
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00:08:03,998 --> 00:08:06,977
в плавучей хижине
на озере Гурон.
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00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:12,407
Говорит, что счастлива.
Люди добрые. Рыба клюёт.
140
00:08:12,437 --> 00:08:14,607
А как же Джонатан?
Ему всего 11.
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00:08:14,637 --> 00:08:16,477
С ним тяжелее, конечно.
142
00:08:16,507 --> 00:08:20,350
Но для него было бы хуже
расти в несчастном браке.
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00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:26,167
Я помешала?
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00:08:26,197 --> 00:08:29,507
У Роберта плохие новости, Элиза.
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00:08:29,537 --> 00:08:33,407
Нет, новости не плохие.
Наоборот, хорошие.
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00:08:33,437 --> 00:08:35,967
А, тогда рассказывай, Роб.
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00:08:35,997 --> 00:08:37,350
Моему браку пришёл конец.
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00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:44,347
Я не знаю, что сказать.
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Поздравлять как-то не к месту.
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00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,047
А я на самолёте
с девушкой познакомился.
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00:08:51,077 --> 00:08:55,350
У нас сегодня свидание.
Так что порадуйтесь за меня.
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00:08:57,180 --> 00:09:03,878
Он был женат 25 лет.
Жена, двое детей и девушка.
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00:09:03,908 --> 00:09:06,450
Чего бы нам не порадоваться?
154
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,498
Да ради всего зелёного!
155
00:09:09,528 --> 00:09:11,577
У тебя может быть глаукома
или давление, а ты и не в курсе.
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00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:12,808
Ладно, ладно.
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00:09:12,838 --> 00:09:15,788
Я проверюсь.
Что, счастливы? Довольны?
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00:09:15,818 --> 00:09:18,367
Вам процент с этого,
что ли, платят?
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00:09:18,397 --> 00:09:20,447
Это тебе же на пользу, Алекс.
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00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:25,835
Мам, пап, порадуйтесь.
У нас с Мэллори нет глаукомы.
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00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,287
- Замечательно.
- Чудесно.
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00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,977
Как-то не очень вы рады.
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00:09:30,007 --> 00:09:32,708
У нас тут плохие новости.
164
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:35,547
Не хочется вас расстраивать,
но вы должны знать.
165
00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:39,347
Дядя Роб и тётя Морин
разошлись.
166
00:09:39,377 --> 00:09:40,817
Что?
167
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:43,347
Ну уж нет. Позвольте.
168
00:09:43,377 --> 00:09:46,747
Быть того не может.
Дядя Роб?
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00:09:46,777 --> 00:09:50,825
Он не из тех парней,
что разводятся.
170
00:09:50,855 --> 00:09:53,540
Он республиканец.
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00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,856
Республиканец?
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00:09:56,886 --> 00:09:58,797
Вы знаете, о чём я.
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00:09:58,827 --> 00:10:01,817
Алекс, Рональд Рейган разводился.
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00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:06,080
В то время он был демократом.
175
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:12,210
Алекс, обе политические
партии грешат этим.
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00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,110
Да уж.
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00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:16,467
У половины ребят в моём
классе родители в разводе.
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00:10:16,497 --> 00:10:18,977
Видимо, сейчас
десятилетие разводов.
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00:10:19,007 --> 00:10:21,548
Разводы, суши,
дизайнерские джинсы...
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00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:24,530
Таковы 80-е.
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00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:31,178
Спасибо за этот
глубинный анализ.
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00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,377
Я открою.
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00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:35,028
Не надо.
Это, наверное, девушка Роба.
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00:10:35,058 --> 00:10:37,988
Кто-кто?
185
00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:41,077
Сегодня он идёт на свидание.
186
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,047
У него кто-то есть?!
187
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:47,307
У этого человека билет
Республиканской партии.
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00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:49,947
Да, у него кто-то есть.
И что с того?
189
00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:52,827
Он в разводе, имеет право
сходить на свидание.
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00:10:52,857 --> 00:10:57,147
Давайте откроем дверь.
И прошу, побольше уважения.
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00:10:57,177 --> 00:11:00,620
Это ведь девушка вашего дяди.
192
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,597
Привет.
193
00:11:06,627 --> 00:11:09,500
Я Кэти Брэди.
Я тут за Бобом.
194
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,157
Бобом?
195
00:11:13,187 --> 00:11:16,297
Робом.
Мы зовём его Робом.
196
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,277
Это же дом Китонов?
197
00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:20,197
Да, да. Я вот Элиза Китон.
198
00:11:20,227 --> 00:11:23,657
Это Стивен, Дженнифер и Мэллори.
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00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:25,427
И Алекс.
200
00:11:25,457 --> 00:11:27,130
Здрасьте.
201
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:32,277
Он сказал мне, что любит,
когда его называют Бобом.
202
00:11:32,307 --> 00:11:35,470
Нам он такого
никогда не говорил.
203
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,080
Мы зовём его Робом.
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Привет, Кэт!
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Привет.
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Все со всеми
познакомились?
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- О да!
- Ещё как!
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Вот и здорово.
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Мы с Кэти пойдём на крутой
дискач по её словам.
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Хотите с нами?
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Нет, спасибо.
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00:11:56,387 --> 00:11:59,097
Мы думали провести
тихий вечерок дома.
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Приготовить тапиоки.
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Как хотите.
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Да, послушай, Роб-Боб...
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Во сколько ты
планируешь вернуться?
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Не жди меня, братец.
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- Не утанцуйтесь!
- Рады знакомству.
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Пристёгивайтесь в машине.
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Что, чёрт возьми, это было?
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Так, Энди. Слушай, приятель.
Маме нужны персики.
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Она сказала,
что купила их специально
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для блюда, которое
сейчас готовит.
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Поэтому нам с тобой
надо выяснить,
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в какой из этих банок
персики,
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не открывая все банки подряд.
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Нет проблем.
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Дядя Роб уже спустился?
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Ага. Ушёл на пробежку
где-то с час назад.
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Это невероятно. Он вернулся
всего 3 часа назад.
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А ты откуда знаешь?
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Всю ночь я слушала, как
папа ходит взад-вперёд.
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Похоже, он принимает это
близко к сердцу.
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00:13:15,307 --> 00:13:18,047
Да. Мама говорит,
он всю неделю не спит.
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Всё смотрит старые альбомы
с фотографиями Роба и Морин.
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Отец в своём духе.
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Не умеет переносить
расставания.
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До сих пор никак не оправится
от распада "Супримз".
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Помню, он тоже не спал ночами
и смотрел на их фотки.
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Ситуация с дядей Робом ужасна.
Не знаю, что и сказать.
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Можно ли с ним об этом говорить?
Можно ли упоминать тётю Морин?
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Можно ли по-прежнему
называть её тётей Морин?
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00:13:48,437 --> 00:13:53,047
Да уж. Грустно, что вам, дети,
приходится быть свидетелями
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такого выбивающего из колеи
поведения взрослых.
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Но думаю, можно как-то
утешить себя, посмотрев на это
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непредвзято,
с точки зрения расчёта.
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Да, мне уже полегчало.
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00:14:06,718 --> 00:14:13,310
По сути, мы здесь имеем дело
с неудачной сделкой.
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Это не сильно отличается
от развала телефонной компании.
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Не так волнительно, конечно.
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Просто-напросто
естественные колебания
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на рынке любви и брака.
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Тебе бы романы писать, Алекс.
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С добрым утром, ребята.
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- Привет.
- С добрым.
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00:14:39,997 --> 00:14:42,057
Завтракать будете?
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00:14:42,087 --> 00:14:43,977
Нет, спасибо, мы уже поели.
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00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:46,138
Но если ты собрался,
могу я предложить
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00:14:46,168 --> 00:14:49,066
эти прекрасные консервы?
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00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,147
Нет, спасибо.
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00:14:50,177 --> 00:14:53,237
Составьте тогда компанию,
что ли, пока я ем.
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00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,447
Извини. У нас был тяжёлый день.
Мы лучше...
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00:14:56,477 --> 00:14:59,006
- Мы лучше пойдём спать.
- Точно.
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00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:01,447
Так-так, постойте.
Постойте. 8:15 утра.
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00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:03,566
День ещё не успел
стать тяжёлым.
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Давайте, ребята, я настаиваю.
Посидите со мной.
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И мы обо всём поговорим.
Садитесь за стол.
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00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,307
Итак.
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00:15:18,337 --> 00:15:21,477
Мой разрыв с тётей Морин
расстраивает вас всех.
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00:15:21,507 --> 00:15:24,090
Кто такая тётя Морин?
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00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:31,740
Хорошо, Эндрю
не слишком расстроен.
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А ты, Алекс?
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Ладно. Я бы соврал, сказав,
что не был разочарован.
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Понимаю.
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00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:45,097
Я ведь не ребёнок и знаю,
что такое случается.
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00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:49,247
Но только не с тобой, дядя Роб.
Ты же из числа хороших парней.
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Ты отец. Ты муж.
Ты сертифицированный аудитор.
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Алекс, такое с каждым
может случиться,
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даже с аудитором.
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00:15:57,685 --> 00:16:00,007
Не знаю. Похоже,
у меня было слишком
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00:16:00,037 --> 00:16:03,660
романтизированное
понимание бухгалтерии.
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00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,010
И любви. И любви.
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00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,957
Дядя Роб, нам просто
тяжело привыкнуть,
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что у тебя другая женщина.
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00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,347
Это слегка ошарашивает.
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00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:18,035
Конечно. Я понимаю.
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00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:19,927
Это странно для нас.
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00:16:19,957 --> 00:16:23,447
Давай пробежимся.
Физическая активность поможет.
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00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:26,350
Ничто тут не поможет.
Это катастрофа.
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00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:30,147
Это относительно
моей ситуации?
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00:16:30,177 --> 00:16:32,777
Нет.
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00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:34,207
Какой ситуации?
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00:16:34,237 --> 00:16:38,595
Ты у нас что? Ты молодцом.
Ты счастлив. На дискотеки ходишь.
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00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,447
Нет никакой ситуации.
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00:16:41,477 --> 00:16:42,606
А это что?
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00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,598
Да так, ничего.
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00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,890
Просто чей-то свадебный альбом.
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00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:56,907
Знаешь, Стив, я тут
провёл небольшой опрос
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00:16:56,937 --> 00:17:00,447
об отношении к моему
разрыву с Морин.
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00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:05,177
Итак, это ошарашивает,
разочаровывает и это странно.
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00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:11,090
Ещё добавь: вызывает
беспокойство... и бешенство.
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00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,807
Мне и правда тяжело
принять это.
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00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:22,407
Знаю, что должен
поддержать тебя.
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00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:26,108
И я скажу, Стив, твоя поддержка
мне бы не помешала.
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00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:28,447
Роб, мы хотим помочь.
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00:17:28,477 --> 00:17:29,767
Да, да, хотим.
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00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:33,847
Вот и отлично, вы ставите тут
на победителя. Серьёзно.
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00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:36,647
Я встретил милую девушку.
Это большой шаг.
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00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:39,347
Мы с Кэти прекрасно
проводим время.
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00:17:39,377 --> 00:17:41,777
Познакомьтесь с ней поближе.
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00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:44,166
Возможно тогда пройдёт
эта неловкость.
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А что если...
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00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:49,520
Что если нам
пригласить её на ужин?
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00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,917
Да, было бы здорово.
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00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,250
Может, тогда сегодня?
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00:17:57,030 --> 00:18:00,847
А вот и мы. Пожалуйте.
Как вам?
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00:18:00,877 --> 00:18:02,447
Что это?
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00:18:02,477 --> 00:18:08,300
Кое-что, что я называю
"всё, кроме персиков".
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Это шедевр кулинарии.
Поверьте, заправить маслицем,
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и всё пойдёт за милу душу.
Вон их спросите.
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Ням-ням.
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00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,110
Послушайте.
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00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:24,528
Мы с мамой хотим вам напомнить,
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что эти посиделки –
непростая вещь
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00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:30,920
для вашего дяди Роба-Боба.
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00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,690
Так что...
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00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,907
отнесёмся к этому
помягче, все мы.
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00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:41,307
Он придёт сюда
с другой женщиной,
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00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,657
не со своей женой.
Можете поверить?
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00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,470
Стивен.
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Я в норме. В порядке.
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00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,756
- Но как он посмел...
- Обо мне шепчитесь?
333
00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:56,307
Нет, ну что ты! Просто
небольшая семейная летучка.
334
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:58,247
Обычное дело
перед приёмом гостей.
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00:18:58,277 --> 00:19:01,047
А теперь соберёмся и проведём
отличный ужин. Готовы?
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00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:02,750
Вперёд!
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00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,207
Молодцы.
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00:19:05,237 --> 00:19:07,907
А я тут стою наверху,
смотрюсь в зеркало
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и глазам не верю:
я снова юн!
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00:19:10,837 --> 00:19:12,177
Посмотрите на меня.
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00:19:12,207 --> 00:19:14,447
Да я не был так юн,
когда был так юн.
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00:19:14,477 --> 00:19:16,447
- Да, юный.
- Совсем юный.
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00:19:16,477 --> 00:19:18,377
Мне 45 лет.
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00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:22,395
Ну-ка правду мне:
на сколько я выгляжу?
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00:19:22,425 --> 00:19:25,310
На 13.
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00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:29,047
А вот и Кэти.
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00:19:29,077 --> 00:19:31,257
Привет, Кэт.
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00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,494
Проходи.
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00:19:33,524 --> 00:19:35,027
Ты уже знакома со всеми.
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00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:36,997
- Привет.
- Присаживайся.
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00:19:37,027 --> 00:19:38,857
- И снова здравствуйте.
- Здравствуйте.
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00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,467
Мы рады, что вы пришли.
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00:19:40,497 --> 00:19:43,757
И я рада.
Спасибо, что пригласили.
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00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:47,257
Я слышал, вы двое
настоящие тусовщики.
355
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,427
Всё верно. Всю эту неделю
мы танцевали ночи напролёт.
356
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,130
А вы, ребята, в диско-теме?
357
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:57,010
Не так сильно, как должны.
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00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,227
А я вот тащусь от этого.
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00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:02,357
Страх как мне нравится
дрыгаться до упаду
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00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:05,097
под всеми этими огнями.
Фантастика.
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00:20:05,127 --> 00:20:08,657
Сложно представить тебя,
дрыгающимся до упаду.
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00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:09,797
А что так?
363
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,727
Ведь ты ненавидишь танцы.
И всегда ненавидел.
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00:20:12,757 --> 00:20:16,443
Помню, ты всегда говорил:
"Лучше сдохну, чем станцую".
365
00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:18,727
Это не я говорил, а ты.
366
00:20:18,757 --> 00:20:20,997
Слова твои.
Ты ненавидел танцы.
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00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:24,496
Никогда не говорил такого.
Я любил танцы, а ты нет.
368
00:20:24,526 --> 00:20:29,997
Позвольте вступиться за Боба.
Сейчас он обожает танцевать.
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00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:34,757
Давайте разберёмся.
Так всё-таки Боб или Роб?
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00:20:34,787 --> 00:20:37,057
Кто из них любит танцы?
371
00:20:37,087 --> 00:20:40,362
Какая разница?
Роб, Боб – кому какое дело?
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00:20:40,392 --> 00:20:42,757
Хотя бы мне. Хочу знать,
с кем разговариваю.
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00:20:42,787 --> 00:20:47,390
Это мой брат Роб,
или это Диско Боб?
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00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,528
Стивен, можно тебя
на минутку на кухню?
375
00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:53,498
Нет.
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00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,147
Боб, можно тебя
на минутку на кухню?
377
00:20:55,177 --> 00:20:55,978
Нет.
378
00:20:56,008 --> 00:20:57,728
Кэти, можно тебя
на минутку на кухню?
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00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,027
Да.
380
00:21:00,057 --> 00:21:03,250
Мы тоже хотим на минутку
на кухню вместе с вами.
381
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:15,057
Это ты ненавидел танцы.
Мало того, ты не умел танцевать.
382
00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,227
Я видел ваш с Морин
свадебный танец.
383
00:21:17,257 --> 00:21:19,736
Ты и шага не мог сделать.
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00:21:19,766 --> 00:21:21,727
Всё из-за Морин.
Она не умеет танцевать.
385
00:21:21,757 --> 00:21:23,157
Вот у нас и не вышло вместе.
386
00:21:23,187 --> 00:21:26,397
Кого ты обманываешь?
Дело не в танцах, Стиви.
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00:21:26,427 --> 00:21:28,257
Дело в принятии.
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00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,397
Ты не можешь принять
меня таким, какой я есть.
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00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:32,827
Ты прав.
390
00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:35,097
Я не могу.
391
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,727
Не могу.
392
00:21:36,757 --> 00:21:41,080
Мне не хватает парня, который
ужасно танцевал с Морин.
393
00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:45,537
Его больше нет, Стив.
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00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,007
Я так не думаю.
395
00:21:47,037 --> 00:21:50,908
По-моему, он здесь,
и его место рядом с семьёй.
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00:21:50,938 --> 00:21:55,555
И спустя время, при их поддержке
он сможет найти себя.
397
00:21:55,585 --> 00:21:56,997
Это уже смешно.
398
00:21:57,027 --> 00:22:00,377
Ты учишь меня
ответственности.
399
00:22:00,407 --> 00:22:01,997
Брак – он и в радости и в горе.
400
00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:04,777
Нельзя уходить из-за того, что
жена раз-другой спалила тосты
401
00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:07,054
или ты нашёл кого-то
с более длинными ногами.
402
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:11,780
Дело не в подгоревших тостах,
Стиви, иначе я бы давно ушёл.
403
00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,997
И ни слова больше о браке.
404
00:22:17,027 --> 00:22:19,357
Я был женат, когда ты ещё
карточки бейсбольные собирал.
405
00:22:19,387 --> 00:22:21,097
У тебя было всё, чёрт возьми!
406
00:22:21,127 --> 00:22:23,297
Жена, двое детей,
хорошая работа!
407
00:22:23,327 --> 00:22:24,697
Что у меня было, Стив?
408
00:22:24,727 --> 00:22:26,857
Я не хотел быть бухгалтером,
ты это знаешь.
409
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,127
Мама с отцом всё твердили:
"Давай, малыш Робби.
410
00:22:29,157 --> 00:22:31,727
Стань бухгалтером. Сдай экзамен.
Ты будешь счастлив.
411
00:22:31,757 --> 00:22:33,857
Давай, Робби. Женись.
Ты будешь счастлив.
412
00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:35,857
Заведи двоих детей.
Ты будешь счастлив".
413
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:38,097
Я всё делал, как сказано.
Я всё делал правильно.
414
00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:39,597
И я не счастлив!
415
00:22:39,627 --> 00:22:42,027
Что ты от меня хочешь?
Мне жаль это слышать.
416
00:22:42,057 --> 00:22:43,657
А ты послушай.
417
00:22:43,687 --> 00:22:46,357
Они меня обманывали.
Говорили, что мечта реальна.
418
00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:47,900
Они лгали, а я слушал.
419
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:55,130
Я не молодею, Стиви.
Мне нужен второй шанс.
420
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:59,260
И я хочу жить.
421
00:23:10,730 --> 00:23:12,130
Морин.
422
00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:17,697
Какое совпадение.
Мы как раз о тебе говорили.
423
00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:19,000
Не сомневаюсь.
424
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,620
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