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FAMILY TIES
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Season 7, Episode 19
"They Can't Take That
Away From Me, Part 1"
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<i>? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?</i>
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<i>? And I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?</i>
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<i>? Oh, it's like
I started breathing ?</i>
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<i>? On the night we kissed ?</i>
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<i>? And I can't remember
what I ever did before ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? And there ain't no nothin' ?</i>
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<i>? We can't love
each other through ?</i>
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<i>? Ooh-hoo ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? Sha-la-la-la. ?</i>
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Oh, morning, Jen.
How about some breakfast?
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What's the point of breakfast?
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Or any meal, or anything,
for that matter?
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I mean, after all,
life is basically a series
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of-of random, absurd,
unrelated events
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not linked in any
logical pattern,
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existing in a complete void
that mocks our attempts
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to impose order
and meaning upon it.
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In that case,
can I have your bagel?
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When did all this occur to you?
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Ever since
my advanced literature class
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started its unit
on existentialism.
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What's existentialism?
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He's so young.
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Andy, an existentialist
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is someone who likes to take
their clothes off in public.
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Existentialism is a belief
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that there is
no real grand design to life
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and consequently,
no real meaning.
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Still, that's no reason
for a person
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to take their clothes off.
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It's a shame you're
too depressed to eat, honey.
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Got some wonderful
corn muffins here.
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Delicious, yummy, yummy muffins.
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Somebody's favorite.
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Mom, they do look good,
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but-but "while others live
to eat,
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I eat to live."
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Socrates.
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"Breakfast is the most important
meal of the day."
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Cap'n Crunch.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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- Hi, Lauren.
- Hey, Lauren.
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Hi.
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Hey, cut it out!
We're trying to eat here!
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I'm sorry, Andy.
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It's just that Alex and I
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aren't gonna see each other
for a few weeks.
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I'm going to a psychology
conference in Detroit.
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Oh, well, why don't you
take him along as an exhibit?
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Lauren, I know how you feel.
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I mean, the only way
you could keep me
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away from Nick
for a couple of weeks
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would be to lock me in my room.
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Forget it, Steven.
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Hey, Alex, just because Lauren's
gonna be away for a while
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doesn't mean
you're gonna be spending
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more time at home, does it?
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I-I got plenty to do.
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I start teaching today.
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Freshman seminar on campus.
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Basic applied
economic principles
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of capitalism
in the postindustrial era.
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Boy, let's hope they have
festival seating for that one.
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You know, actually, uh,
teaching this class
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is gonna fulfill all
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of my requirements
for my degree.
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Then it's on to graduation.
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Boy, how time does fly.
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Next year at this time,
Mallory will be graduating.
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Yeah, hopefully.
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What was that?
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Happily. Happily.
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I'll be graduating happily.
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Wait, graduation
at Grant College
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should be
a pretty impressive ceremony.
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Who's the guest speaker
gonna be?
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Soupy Sales?
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Very funny, Alex.
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They have no plans
to invite him back.
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Well, I guess
I'll see you guys later.
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Take good care of Alex for me.
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Sure you don't want
to take him with you?
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It's tempting.
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See this, Jen? See this?
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How could life be absurd
when a woman like this
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can't tear herself from my side?
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You just proved my point.
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Now, you may ask,
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and, uh, rightfully so,
what is economics?
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Well, let's go
to the dictionary.
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The word "economics" derives
from the Greek <i>oikonamus</i>,
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meaning a manager of estates'
or households' moneys.
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Well, the word money itself
derives from the Greek <i>moneta</i>,
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or the Latin <i>moola</i>.
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Well, let's go now
to our history books.
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Excuse me, miss.
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Me?
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Uh, yeah, you.
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Do you have any idea
what time it is?
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Uh, well, I've got 6:38.
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I got 11:05.
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Oh, I think you're right.
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Find a seat right there, please.
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Now, as I was saying,
if you go to the history books,
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you'll see that money
was not always used
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as a method of transaction.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, sorry.
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- That was me.
- Ah.
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Actually, it wasn't me.
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It was, uh, Wolfgang Hensel
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singing<i> Die Zauberfl?te</i>.
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Well, miss,
just-just do me a favor
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and just keep it down.
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Okay.
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I'm really sorry.
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Now, as I was saying,
in ancient times,
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the barter system was in place
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and livestock were often used
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instead of money
as a means of exchange.
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Now, eventually,
the practice was dropped.
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For one thing, barter is an
imprecise method of transaction.
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For another thing, it's hard
to fit a goat in your wallet.
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Yeah, okay, settle down, people.
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But seriously, folks,
barter was, uh...
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it was a terrible system.
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Uh, now, in the fourth century,
the coinage of...
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Oh, boy. All right. Okay.
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That's okay.
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Are you all right?
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I'm fine, really.
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Thank you.
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All right, okay, everybody.
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That's, uh...
that's enough for today.
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I'm gonna let you go early
so you can, uh,
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read the first four chapters
of your textbook,
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<i>If You're Rich and You Know It,
Clap Your Hands.</i>
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All right.
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Thank you very much.
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I-I'm really sorry
for interrupting the class.
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I-I really enjoyed your lecture.
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Yeah, I could tell.
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I thought your joke
was funny, too.
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No kidding? You know,
I-I got a million of them.
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Um, you ever hear the one, uh,
about the quarter
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that asked the dollar bill
out for a date?
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It was... the quar...
the-the dollar bill says,
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"Wait a minute, you know,
this isn't gonna work.
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"Uh, it won't be
an equal relationship.
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For one thing,
I'm four times bigger than you."
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And-and then the quarter says...
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I'm sorry.
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Then the quarter says,
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"That's okay.
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I'll bring three friends."
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Wait, maybe I didn't
tell it right.
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No, it's not you. It's not.
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It's just...
although that's a horrible joke.
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Yeah, my girlfriend
doesn't like it, either.
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Neither does my mom.
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Or my sisters.
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I don't know, maybe it's...
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you know, it's just not
a girl's joke.
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Although my dad hates it, too.
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It's just a really bad joke.
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Look, look, I've got to go.
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Oh, here.
You all right?
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Look...
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I'm really sorry.
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Um, just,
I-I've been having a...
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really bad week here.
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Um, Saturday I broke up
with my boyfriend,
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and yesterday I...
someone stole my bicycle,
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and today all my cat's hair
fell out.
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Excuse me?
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Her name is Fluffy.
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I'll have to change it now.
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Uh, listen, um, miss...
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Miss Marty.
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Uh, Brody. Marty.
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Marty Brody is my...
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Look, I've taken up enough
of your time
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just trying to say my name.
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Thank you for being...
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Thank you for...
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You know, you're so
considerate and, uh...
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Next time, I-I promise,
no... no interruptions.
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Just, uh, one more interruption.
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Are you... are you available
for tutoring?
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Uh, tutoring?
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Well, I-I don't know, miss.
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Uh, I've got, you know,
my own classes to contend with,
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and I got, you know,
lectures to prepare.
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I'll pay you 15 bucks an hour.
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Wednesday work for you?
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Wednesday is fine.
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Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wednesday's my...
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Wednesday's
my orchestra rehearsal.
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What about...
what about Thursday?
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Uh, Thursday?
Thursday is my seminar
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on foreclosing on the elderly.
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Orchestra-- what, are you...
you're a music major?
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Oh, see, that's what I wanted
to... to talk to you about.
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You see, with...
with all my rehearsals
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and lessons and theory classes,
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I-I'm just not gonna have
much time for economics.
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Which... well, even if
I had time for it,
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I don't...
I don't like it very much,
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but then who does, you know?
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Right. You do.
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Anyway, um, how's tomorrow?
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Tomorrow?
Tomorrow actually is good.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, great, oh...
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Oh, I-I've got to run.
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It's 6:38.
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I... Oh.
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What just happened?
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Coming.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So, you, uh...
you ready for your tutoring?
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Come on in.
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Thanks.
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I guess we should get to work.
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Um, follow me.
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All right, um...
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Uh, okay.
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Here we go.
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Miss Brody!
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I'm scared!
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Uh, just take a left
at the sustain pedal.
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Listen, I want to thank you
for being so sensitive
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in-in class yesterday.
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Oh, it's all right.
It's, uh...
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it's a teacher's job
to be sensitive.
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So how's Fluffy?
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Oh, not so good.
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It looks like she fell
into a tub of Nair.
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I think she's in
for a slow mating season.
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Well, we all know that feeling.
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Is there something wrong?
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I mean, Fluffy didn't lose
any more hair, did she?
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Oh, no, no, no,
she's-she's right there.
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Aah!
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You should put a hat
on that thing.
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I'm a little nervous
about this tutoring stuff.
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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I-I'm just not very good
with formal academic study.
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I-I... Sometimes I just
don't feel comfortable
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unless I'm sitting at a piano.
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You are sitting at a piano.
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You're right.
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I wish I could play.
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Have you ever tried?
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Me? No, forget about it.
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No, I am the most
unmusical person in the world.
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Oh, well, no, here,
I-I can teach you.
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Really, really, sit.
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Just name a song
you want to learn.
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This is not gonna work.
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No, no, it'll be great.
Come on, come on.
271
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:07,750
Do you know
the Bush campaign jingle?
272
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:10,969
No. But...
well, let-let's try this.
273
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,290
Gershwin?
Ger... I love Gershwin!
274
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:21,217
Great. Now you try it.
275
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It was perfect.
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Tr-Try again.
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I'm good at this!
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Never had a lesson.
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Yes!
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00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,270
Yes!
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00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,926
Yes, you did it. You did it.
282
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,611
Yeah, we've got our act
together.
283
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We should take it on the road.
284
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:22,650
Uh, Miss Brody... Marty...
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you play beautifully.
286
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:32,247
Well, uh, w-we should
get to work, Alex.
287
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,401
- Uh...
- Yeah, uh, yeah.
288
00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:39,200
We should, uh... we should...
we should get to work.
289
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,570
Uh, just go slow
till I get the hang of it.
290
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:42,810
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hey, don't worry.
291
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,040
You know,
you're gonna love this.
292
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You're gonna love this.
293
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,450
Uh, now, if we turn to page one
of our textbook,
294
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we'll see that economics
relies on the principles
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00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:54,540
of production and...
distribution.
296
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,420
I'll see you guys later.
297
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,960
Oh, where are you going, Jen?
298
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,530
Uh, I'm going down
to the bookstore
299
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:11,030
to get some more material
for my existentialism class.
300
00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:13,100
Listen, Jen, while you're there,
301
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:16,286
pick me up a copy
of <i>Tummy Tuck Tips</i>.
302
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,721
It's by Cher.
303
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,740
Uh, Jen, Jen, don't you think
you're going a little overboard
304
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,250
with this, uh,
existentialism stuff?
305
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:30,380
I just want to find out
the meaning of life.
306
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:33,250
Well, did you ever think
of asking your parents?
307
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:34,890
Okay.
308
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,971
What's the meaning of life?
309
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,390
Elyse?
310
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:43,130
Why do you do this to me?
311
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,144
Because you're there. I...
312
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,330
What are you
so threatened by, Dad?
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00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:51,340
Is it because, deep down,
you're worried
314
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,140
that there's no real meaning
to life?
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00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,710
That it's all just a tale told
by an idiot,
316
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,040
full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing?
317
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,511
And that when we die, we're...
318
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:01,050
we're condemned
to spend eternity
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00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,581
in a vast, infinite expanse
of nonexistence,
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00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:05,050
confronting what Camus called
321
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,476
"the benign indifference
of the universe"?
322
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,812
? Gray skies
are gonna clear up ?
323
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,830
? Put on a happy face ?
324
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,970
? Dust off those clouds
and cheer up... ?
325
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:26,370
Dad, that is a ridiculous
and inane rebuttal
326
00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:28,140
that only proves my point
327
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,171
about the meaninglessness
of the universe!
328
00:16:30,211 --> 00:16:34,103
Jen, cheer up or you're grounded
for the rest of your life.
329
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:39,250
? The sun'll come out tomorrow ?
330
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,550
? Bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow ?
331
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:45,091
? There'll be sun ?
332
00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:49,553
? But it'll be shining on
an empty meaningless world. ?
333
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,124
? Kids, what's the matter
with kids today? ?
334
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,690
Something wrong, Alex?
335
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,560
Oh, no.
336
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,575
I'm fine.
337
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,630
All right, Alex, what is it?
338
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,231
What? What do you mean?
339
00:17:30,271 --> 00:17:32,670
Come on, Alex, any time
you want to speak to me
340
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,571
about something that's hard
for you to talk about,
341
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:36,910
you sit and sigh
until I drag it out of you.
342
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,129
No, I do not.
343
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,533
All right, Alex, come on.
344
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,781
All right, okay.
345
00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:49,620
This is very difficult for me
to talk about.
346
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,138
Don't worry.
I'll help you along.
347
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:57,460
- I'm confused.
- About Marty.
348
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,260
Because...
349
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,670
Although it's the last thing
in the world you wanted,
350
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:04,031
you find yourself attracted
to her.
351
00:18:04,071 --> 00:18:05,270
And...
352
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,970
You started to develop
certain feelings for her
353
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:09,071
that, uh, you can't control.
354
00:18:09,111 --> 00:18:10,471
But...
355
00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:13,610
You have a deep, meaningful
relationship with Lauren.
356
00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:14,810
Which...
357
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:17,637
You wouldn't want
to harm in any way.
358
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,835
So you're confused,
tense and worried.
359
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,690
Thank you, Mal.
360
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,960
You're a good listener.
361
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,660
Alex, it's easy to tell
that you've liked Marty
362
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,960
for the past week.
363
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,500
You've spent every minute
with her.
364
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,570
Oh, Mal, that was... business.
365
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,501
I mean, I've been
tutoring the girl.
366
00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:40,940
Oh, come on, Alex,
if anyone tutored me that much,
367
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,331
I'd make the dean's list.
368
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,610
Mal, nobody could tutor
anybody that much.
369
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:50,611
This is stupid!
I mean, this is ridiculous.
370
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,280
Lauren and I have been
seeing each other
371
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,881
for a year and a half.
372
00:18:53,921 --> 00:18:56,220
We love each other very much.
373
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,420
I mean, Marty,
Marty's a terrific girl,
374
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:00,960
and I'm sure, if I wasn't
seeing somebody else,
375
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,930
you know, we might possibly
be good for each other.
376
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:06,400
But... but-but I am.
377
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,170
So, uh... so that is that.
378
00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:10,531
You sure?
379
00:19:10,571 --> 00:19:11,870
Absolutely.
I'm telling you, you know,
380
00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:14,170
this emotional stuff
is overrated.
381
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,810
A little rational,
logical thought
382
00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:18,380
and everything is resolved.
383
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:22,099
Well, I'm glad
you sorted that out.
384
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,920
Okay, don't forget,
Thursday, we start our unit
385
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,882
on squeezing relatives
out of the family business.
386
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,261
Hey, uh... hey, you.
387
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,100
Hey.
388
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:43,700
You know, um, uh,
Cleo Laine is giving a concert
389
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,670
at the Newing Auditorium.
390
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:46,840
Hey, no kidding?
391
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,170
No.
392
00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:50,241
Who's Cleo Laine?
393
00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:52,010
Uh, well, she's one
394
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:54,911
of the greatest, uh,
jazz singers in the world.
395
00:19:54,951 --> 00:19:57,610
I-I saw her... I saw her
do <i>Porgy and Bess</i> on Broadway.
396
00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,620
It gave me...
it gave me the chills.
397
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,750
Really?
I-I saw <i>Porgy and Bess</i>.
398
00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:04,290
It was performed
by the Leland Heights PTA.
399
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:07,621
Thelma Feinstein as Bess.
400
00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,346
Gave me the hives.
401
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,730
Well, I'm sure Mr. Feinstein
enjoyed it.
402
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,831
Oh, absolutely.
Well, he was Porgy.
403
00:20:15,871 --> 00:20:18,500
Here, here, here,
listen to this.
404
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:22,670
? Embrace me ?
405
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:27,310
? My sweet embraceable you ?
406
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,311
She's giving
a performance tonight,
407
00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:30,850
and-and I've got two tickets.
408
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,320
? Embrace me ?
409
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,320
Do you want to go?
410
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,590
Actually, uh, Lauren's
coming back tonight, so...
411
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,378
? My irreplaceable you... ?
412
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,560
Oh.
413
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,391
Well, that's-that's...
that's fine.
414
00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:46,530
Uh, listen, Marty,
we got to talk about this.
415
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,070
No, no, no, that's okay.
416
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:51,640
Um, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna
go have my legs waxed. See you.
417
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,040
Look, we-we can't keep
avoiding it!
418
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,410
Look, let's just forget
this whole thing, okay?
419
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:58,731
I-I can't believe any of this.
420
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,180
How do you think I feel?
421
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,111
I don't know how you feel.
422
00:21:04,151 --> 00:21:05,802
I guess that's the problem,
isn't it?
423
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,221
Look, it's not my fault
that we've developed
424
00:21:10,261 --> 00:21:12,321
an attraction to each other.
425
00:21:12,361 --> 00:21:15,160
Oh, we've developed
an attraction to each other?
426
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,231
My God!
427
00:21:17,271 --> 00:21:19,860
My God, you are so conceited!
428
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,700
What-what...
what makes you think
429
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,701
that I'm...
that I'm attracted to you?
430
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:26,840
What, what, because we spend
a few days together? Big deal.
431
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,740
And don't forget, I've been
paying for you all along, right?
432
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,962
You're a... you're a kept man.
433
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,080
Well, I never.
434
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,820
I mean, is that all
I've been to you-- just a guy?
435
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,351
You know, good for a few laughs
436
00:21:40,391 --> 00:21:41,901
and a few nights
of cheap tutoring?
437
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,778
Well, they weren't
all that cheap.
438
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:49,930
Weren't all that cheap, huh?
439
00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:53,330
All right, why don't I give you
your money back, all right?
440
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:57,331
Let me see.
Seven lessons at-at $15 a shot.
441
00:21:57,371 --> 00:21:59,770
- That's $105.
- Thank you.
442
00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:02,040
Minus expenses.
443
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,270
What expenses?
444
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:04,510
What expen...?
445
00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:06,640
How about that pizza
I bought Wednesday night?
446
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,280
And-and... and my gas money
going to and from your dorm?
447
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,036
And-and who bought
that damn toupee for Fluffy?
448
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:17,945
And this.
449
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,848
What is this?
450
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,649
Open it.
451
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,950
Alex, Alex, that's...
452
00:22:48,990 --> 00:22:51,390
It's beautiful.
453
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:53,405
Yeah, it was on sale.
454
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,511
I don't know what to say.
455
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,690
I have this incredible urge
to kiss you.
456
00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:10,095
Should I?
457
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,180
Well, I don't know.
458
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,899
I mean, I've got a class soon,
and it's already 6:38.
459
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,151
? My sweet ?
460
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:23,772
? Embraceable... ?
461
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:32,720
? You... ?
462
00:23:34,035 --> 00:23:36,445
To be continued...
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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7 сезон, 19 серия
«Им этого не отнять. Часть 1»
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Доброе утро, Джен.
Завтракать будешь?
4
00:01:06,485 --> 00:01:08,485
А в чём смысл завтрака?
5
00:01:08,525 --> 00:01:11,658
Или вообще приёма пищи,
или чего угодно?
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00:01:11,698 --> 00:01:15,370
Ведь жизнь – это череда
случайных, абсурдных,
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00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:19,435
несвязанных ничем событий,
происходящих в полной пустоте,
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00:01:19,475 --> 00:01:23,665
сводящей на нет все наши попытки
придать им смысл и порядок.
9
00:01:23,705 --> 00:01:27,988
Можно я тогда рогалик твой съем?
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00:01:28,028 --> 00:01:29,765
Давно ли тебя это стало заботить?
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С тех пор как на литературе мы
начали изучать экзистенциализм.
12
00:01:34,215 --> 00:01:35,875
А что это такое?
13
00:01:35,915 --> 00:01:39,445
Молодой ещё, зелёный.
14
00:01:39,485 --> 00:01:42,085
Энди, экзистенциализм – это когда
15
00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:47,575
кто-то любит снимать
с себя одежду на публике.
16
00:01:47,615 --> 00:01:50,095
Экзистенциализм – это вера в то,
17
00:01:50,135 --> 00:01:52,325
что в жизни нет никакого
высшего замысла
18
00:01:52,365 --> 00:01:54,565
и, соответственно, нет смысла.
19
00:01:54,605 --> 00:02:00,118
Всё равно не помеха тому,
кто хочет раздеться.
20
00:02:00,158 --> 00:02:03,880
Жаль, что ты не настроена поесть.
Чудные кукурузные кексы.
21
00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,005
Вкусненькие кексики.
Чьи-то любимые.
22
00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:09,098
Мам, они замечательные.
23
00:02:09,138 --> 00:02:12,715
Но «пока остальные живут,
чтобы есть, я ем, чтобы жить».
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00:02:12,755 --> 00:02:14,245
Сократ.
25
00:02:14,285 --> 00:02:17,985
«Завтрак – самый важный
приём пищи».
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00:02:18,025 --> 00:02:22,055
Генерал Хрустяшка.
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00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:25,955
– Привет, дорогая.
– Привет.
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Здравствуй, Лорен.
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00:02:28,405 --> 00:02:31,295
А ну прекращайте!
Мы тут едим, вообще-то!
30
00:02:31,335 --> 00:02:35,880
Извини, Энди. Просто мы с Алексом
долго не сможем видеться.
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00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,395
Я еду в Детройт
на конференцию по психологии.
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00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:42,075
А ты возьми с собой Алекса
в качестве наглядного примера.
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Лорен, я тебя понимаю.
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Меня вот надолго удержать от Ника
можно только заперев в комнате.
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Забудь, Стивен.
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00:02:57,630 --> 00:03:00,795
Алекс, из-за того что
Лорен в отъезде,
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ты ведь не будешь больше
времени ошиваться дома?
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У меня громадьё планов.
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Сегодня начинаю преподавать
у первого курса.
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Основы экономики капитализма
в постиндустриальный период.
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Будем надеяться, там
предусмотрена фан-зона.
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Эта моя практика является
подтверждением учёной степени.
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А дальше – вручение дипломов.
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Как же быстро летит время.
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А в следующем году уже и
Мэллори будет получать диплом.
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Как знать.
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Что-что?
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Со знаниями, со знаниями.
С полученными знаниями.
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Вручение дипломов в колледже
Гранта – вот событие-то, наверно.
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Кто речь будет задвигать?
Клоунов из цирка пригласите?
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Очень смешно.
Больше они к нам не поедут.
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Ну что же, тогда до встречи.
Берегите Алекса.
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Точно с собой не возьмёшь?
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Заманчиво.
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Видишь, Джен? Видишь?
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Как жизнь может быть абсурдной,
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когда такая девушка
не может от меня оторваться?
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Только доказывает мою правоту.
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И у вас возникает
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закономерный вопрос:
что же такое экономика?
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Обратимся к словарю.
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Слово «экономика» происходит
от греческого <i>iokonamus</i>
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в значении управление
деньгами домашнего хозяйства.
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Само слово «деньги»
происходит от греческого <i>moneta</i>
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или латинского <i>moola</i>.
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А теперь обратимся
к нашей истории.
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Простите, мисс?
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Я?
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Да, вы.
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Вы хоть представляете,
сколько сейчас времени?
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На моих 6:38.
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На моих 11:05.
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Ваши вернее.
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Займите место.
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Так вот, из истории видно,
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что деньги не всегда были
средством расчёта.
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Я попрошу.
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Простите. Это я.
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Вообще-то, не я.
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А Вольфганг Генсель с оперой
«Волшебная флейта».
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Мисс, сделайте одолжение,
больше не включайте.
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Хорошо.
Простите ещё раз.
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Как я уже сказал, в древности
имела место система бартера,
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и в качестве платёжного средства
часто использовался скот.
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Но в итоге такая практика
была прекращена.
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Бартер оказался несовершенным
методом расчётов.
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Да и козу в кошелёк
довольно тяжело засунуть.
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Так, полегче.
Успокаиваемся.
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Нет, правда, бартер был
ужасной системой.
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В IV веке чеканка монет...
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Спокойно. Всё хорошо.
Вы в порядке?
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Да, в полном. Спасибо.
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Так, ну всё.
На сегодня хватит.
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Отпускаю вас пораньше.
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Прочитайте
первые 4 главы учебника
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«Если ты богат и знаешь об этом –
хлопай в ладоши».
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Всё, спасибо за внимание.
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Простите, что я сорвала занятие.
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Мне очень понравилась
ваша лекция.
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Да, я понял.
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И шутки у вас были смешными.
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Правда? У меня их целая куча.
А слышали такую?
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Четвертак приглашает
долларовую купюру на свидание.
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Ой, такая смешная.
Купюра отвечает:
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«Ты же понимаешь,
что ничего не получится.
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У нас не может быть
равных отношений
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хотя бы потому,
что я в 4 раза старше тебя».
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И четвертак говорит...
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Простите.
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А четвертак ей в ответ:
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«Ничего страшного.
Я приведу троих друзей».
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Может, я не так рассказал?
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Нет, дело не в вас.
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Просто анекдот ужасный.
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Да, моей девушке
тоже не понравился.
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И маме. И сёстрам.
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Может, это не девчачий анекдот.
Хотя и папе не понравился...
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Просто анекдот очень плохой.
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Ну ладно, мне пора.
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Вы целы?
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Послушайте. Мне очень жаль.
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Неделя у меня была
совсем не лучшая.
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В субботу я рассталась с парнем,
вчера у меня украли велосипед,
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а сегодня у моего кота
вылезла вся шерсть.
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Что?
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Его зовут Пушистик.
Придётся менять имя.
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Послушайте, мисс...
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Марти Броуди. Марти.
Марти Броуди – моё имя.
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Гору времени у вас отняла,
только чтобы представиться.
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Спасибо, что вы... Спасибо.
Вы такой тактичный.
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В следующий раз обещаю
не срывать занятия.
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Ещё одно вторжение.
Вы занимаетесь репетиторством?
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Репетиторством?
Даже не знаю, мисс.
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У меня свои занятия, плюсом
нужно готовиться к лекциям.
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15 баксов за час.
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В среду удобно?
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Да, отлично.
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А нет, нет, подождите.
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В среду у меня
репетиция в оркестре.
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Как насчёт четверга?
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В четверг?
В четверг у меня семинар
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по лишению прав
собственности пенсионеров.
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Оркестр?
Вы на музыкальном?
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Об этом я и хотела
с вами поговорить.
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Со всеми моими репетициями,
занятиями и лекциями
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на экономику совсем
не остаётся времени.
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Но если бы и оставалось,
она мне всё равно не нравится.
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А кому нравится, да?
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Ну да, вам.
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В общем, как вам завтра?
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Завтра? Завтра можно.
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Вот и отлично.
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Ой, мне пора бежать.
Уже 6:38. Так.
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Что это было?
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Иду.
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– Здрасьте.
– Здрасьте.
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Готовы к обучению?
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Заходите.
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Спасибо.
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Сразу экономикой займёмся.
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– Давайте за мной.
– Хорошо.
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Так, иду.
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Мисс Броуди!
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Мне страшно!
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Возьмите левее правой педали.
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Спасибо за ваше терпение
вчера в аудитории.
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Пустяки. Такая уж
преподавательская работа.
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Как Пушистик поживает?
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Неважно.
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Как будто упал в лохань
с воском для депиляции.
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Наверно это всё
из-за брачного сезона.
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Всем нам знакомо это чувство.
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Что-то не так? У Пушистика ведь
не выпало больше шерсти?
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Нет, нет. Вот он.
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Хоть бы шляпой прикрыли.
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Я немного нервничаю
из-за репетиторства.
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– Почему?
– Не знаю.
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Как-то непривычно
вне учебной обстановки.
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И это чувство не проходит,
пока я не сяду за рояль.
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Вы уже за роялем.
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И правда.
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Жаль, я не умею играть.
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А вы пробовали?
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Я? Нет, забудьте. Я и музыка –
понятия несовместимые.
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Я могу вас научить.
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Правда, садитесь.
Какая у вас любимая песня?
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Ничего не выйдет.
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Нет-нет, давайте.
Будет здорово.
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Знаете песню кампании Буша?
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Нет. Но попробуем для начала это.
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Гершвин? Обожаю Гершвина!
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Отлично. Теперь вы.
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Идеально. Ещё разок.
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А я хорош! С первого раза.
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Да! Вот так. Отлично.
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Нам вместе вполне можно
устраивать гастроли.
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Мисс Броуди, Марти,
вы чудесно играете.
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Ну что, Алекс,
приступим к экономике.
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Да, конечно.
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Экономика не ждёт.
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Только помедленнее,
пока я не пойму что к чему.
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Да-да, не переживайте.
Вам понравится.
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Открыв первую страницу
учебника,
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мы видим, что в основе
экономики лежит принцип
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производства и распределения...
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Всё, я ушла.
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А куда ты?
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В книжный магазин.
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Посмотрю материалы
по экзистенциализму.
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Джен, возьми мне заодно томик
«Советов по подтяжке живота».
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Это Шер написала.
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Джен, тебе не кажется,
что ты чересчур увлекаешься
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этим экзистенциализмом?
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Я просто хочу узнать
смысл жизни.
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А у родителей
ты не думала спросить?
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Хорошо.
И в чём же смысл жизни?
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Элиза?
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Почему ты так со мной?
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Потому что ты есть.
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Чего ты так испугался, пап?
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В душе ты осознаёшь, что нет
никакого смысла жизни, да?
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Что всё это сказка,
рассказанная глупцами,
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ничего не означающая пустышка.
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И что после смерти мы
обречены провести вечность
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в бесконечном пространстве
небытия в противостоянии
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с «безобидным равнодушием
вселенной»?
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? Знай, небо прояснится ?
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? Ты только улыбнись. ?
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? И в мире воцарится... ?
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Папа, твоё нелепейшее отрицание
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лишь доказывает мою правоту
о бессмысленности вселенной!
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Джен.
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Взбодрись, или ты под домашним
арестом до конца жизни.
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? Солнце взойдёт назавтра, ?
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? Ставлю последний доллар,
что назавтра солнцу быть! ?
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? Но будет оно светить пустому
и бессмысленному миру. ?
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? Дети. Что творится
с детьми сейчас? ?
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Алекс, случилось что?
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Нет. Всё отлично.
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Ладно уже, в чём дело?
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Что? Ты о чём?
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Всякий раз ты вот так
садишься и вздыхаешь о том,
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о чём тебе трудно говорить,
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пока я это из тебя
клещами не вытащу.
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Вовсе нет.
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Ну всё. Выкладывай.
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Ладно.
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Мне трудно об этом говорить.
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Не переживай. Я помогу.
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– Я в сомнениях...
– Из-за Марти.
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Потому что...
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Хотя это и нужно тебе меньше всего
на свете, но она тебе нравится.
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И...
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Ты обнаруживаешь к ней чувства,
которые не можешь контролировать.
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Но...
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У тебя серьёзные
отношения с Лорен.
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Которые...
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Ты совсем бы не хотел разрушать.
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Так что ты
в растерянности и смятении.
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Спасибо, Мэллори.
Умеешь ты выслушать.
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Алекс, очевидно же, что за эту
неделю Марти тебе понравилась.
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Вы с ней не расставались.
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Мэл, мы занимались делом.
Я подтягивал её по экономике.
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Меня бы так подтягивали, давно бы
уже в лучшие студентки выбилась.
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Нет, Мэл. Это не по плечу
ни одному репетитору.
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Глупость какая!
Нелепость.
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Мы с Лорен уже полтора года.
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Любим друг друга. Очень.
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А что Марти?
Она потрясающая девушка.
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Не будь у меня
отношений с другой,
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мы вполне могли бы сойтись.
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Но они у меня есть.
Так что... разговор окончен.
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Уверен?
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На все 100. Говорю тебе, все эти
чувства сильно переоценены.
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Немного разумности и логики –
и никаких проблем.
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Я рада, что ты разобрался.
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Не забудьте, в четверг
у нас новая тема.
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«Как вытеснить родственников
из семейного бизнеса».
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Послушай, Алекс.
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Что?
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Тут... Клео Лэйн даёт
концерт в филармонии.
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– Без шуток?
– Без.
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Кто эта Клео Лэйн?
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Одна из лучших джазовых певиц.
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Я видела её на Бродвее
в «Порги и Бесс».
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Аж до мурашек.
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Я тоже видел «Порги и Бесс».
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В постановке родительского
комитета Лиланд-Хайтс.
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В роли Бесс – Тельма Файнстэйн.
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Так был целый муравейник.
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Наверняка и мистеру
Файнстэйну понравилось.
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Определённо.
Он играл Порги.
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Вот, послушай.
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Сегодня у неё представление,
и у меня есть 2 билета.
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Хочешь пойти?
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Сегодня возвращается Лорен,
так что...
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Ясно.
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Ну что же, хорошо.
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Марти, нам нужно поговорить.
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Нет-нет, всё в порядке.
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Мне уже пора на депиляцию.
Так что увидимся.
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Не получится всё время
избегать этого!
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Давай просто всё забудем, хорошо?
Мне самой уже в это не верится.
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А мне каково, по-твоему?
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Я понятия не имею.
В этом-то и проблема.
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Послушай. Не моя вина, что у нас
возникло влечение друг к другу.
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Влечение, значит, возникло?
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Боже мой!
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Какой же ты самовлюблённый!
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С чего, вот с чего ты взял,
что мне нравишься?
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Что? Провели пару дней вместе?
Тоже мне.
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И не забывай:
я платила тебе за всё время.
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Ты... ты альфонс.
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Ну уж нет.
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Вот кто я для тебя, значит?
Парнишка
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на пару улыбок и пару
дешёвых занятий по экономике?
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Не таких уж дешёвых.
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Не дешёвых?
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Хорошо. А давай я тебе
верну деньги, а?
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Что тут у нас:
7 занятий по 15 долларов.
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– Итого 105.
– Спасибо.
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Минус расходы.
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Какие расходы?
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Какие? А пицца в среду
откуда прилетела?
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И до общаги твоей моя машина
не на воде ездила.
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И парик для Пушистика, знаешь,
не из воздуха взялся.
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И вот ещё.
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Что это?
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Открой.
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Алекс, это так... прекрасно.
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Да, на распродаже взял.
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Не знаю, что сказать.
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У меня непреодолимое желание
поцеловать тебя. Как быть?
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Не знаю, у меня скоро
занятия, уже 6:38.
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