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Do you think there's a town
in Missouri or someplace...
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... called Sample?
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And as you're driving into the town,
there's a sign and it says:
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"You're in Sample. "
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- How did it go with Pete?
- Tell us.
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You're not gonna believe this.
So I go...
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I'm sorry. Excuse us.
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- It's a little crowded. Do you mind?
- Could you scooch?
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Move over just a little bit.
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Keep on scooching.
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So, guys, listen.
I go over there and, you know, I'm...
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Why? What is wrong with me?
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- What's the matter?
- Tim...
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... I have a feeling...
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... my wife is sleeping
with her gynecologist.
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How do you know?
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- He's got access.
- I know.
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It's a feeling you get.
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Like when you're in
somebody else's bowling shoes?
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That's the one.
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- So you went to Pete's.
- What happened?
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Why is this happening to me?
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Maybe it's my wound.
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Forget it.
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It's not healed yet?
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It's oozing!
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Would you pass the cream?
There's the cream.
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Thank you very much.
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Tomas, this is gonna be hard,
but I wanted it to come from me.
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- What is it?
- I've been sleeping with your wife.
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You're the gynecologist?
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I'm trying to have
a private conversation.
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Can I have a napkin?
Could you please hand me a napkin?
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Just give me the thing, all right?
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Enough!
And you are no longer my friend!
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We are finished! Nada!
No more!
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You are a bastard for doing that!
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Stay away from me!
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Come back!
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So, what were you gonna tell us?
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I have no idea.
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The One With the
Ultimate Fighting Champion
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What was the big news
Pete wanted to tell you?
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Or should I say, "Mrs. Monica Becker"?
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Oh, keep your name.
Don't take his name.
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He didn't ask me to marry him.
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Then definitely don't take his name!
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He wanted to tell me he's going
to compete in some Ultimate...
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... Fighting Competition thingy.
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- Pete?
- Why? What is it?
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I don't know exactly.
It's sort of like wrestling.
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But without the costumes.
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And it's not fake.
It's totally brutal.
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It's two guys in the ring and
the rules are, "There are no rules"!
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You can bite and pull
people's hair and stuff?
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Anything goes except eye-gouging
and fish-hooking.
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- What's fish-hooking?
- What's fish-hook... ?
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Thanks. That would have been
hard to describe.
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What is that taste?
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My hands are totally clean.
I just gave the duck a bath.
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Thanks for the warm welcome.
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It's good to have you guys on my team.
I come to play. I hope you do too.
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Let's go out there and get them!
And remember:
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There is no I in "team. "
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Yes, but there's two in "martini. "
So, everybody, back to my office.
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You! Chuckles. What's your name?
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It's Bing, sir.
I'm sorry. I was just...
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No, no. I heard what you said.
Funny. I like funny.
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This team's about hard work,
but it's also about having fun.
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Good to have you aboard, Bing!
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That's right. Ryder.
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Winona Ryder for six.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. We have the reservations.
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All right, buddy! Way to go!
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my
butt and acting like it's no big deal.
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What'd you do about it?
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I didn't do anything.
I didn't want to be the guy...
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... who has a problem with his boss
slapping his bottom.
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I gotta tell you, I think it's okay
to be that guy.
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Maybe it's that jock thing.
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You know, how football players
pat each other after touchdowns.
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You know, I don't understand guys.
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I mean, I would never congratulate
Monica on a great stew...
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... by, you know, grabbing her boob.
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I know. For a really great stew,
you'd just...
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... stick your head in between them.
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Can we please go eat?
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- Yeah, what are we getting?
- Anything but stew.
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So from now on, don't give
your boss a chance to get you.
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Don't turn your back to him.
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Or you could teach him
a lesson, you know?
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What you do is rub something that
smells really bad on your butt, right?
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Then, when he goes to smack you,
his hand will smell.
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Now, what could you rub on your butt
that would smell bad?
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What if Joey was president?
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Can I ask you something?
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Okay, you can totally say no...
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... but would it be okay with you
if I set Ross up on a date?
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With who?
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My friend Bonnie.
She always thought Ross was cute...
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... and she asked if I could set it up.
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- But if that's not cool...
- Which one is Bonnie?
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You remember her from
my birthday party?
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Average height...
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... medium build, bald...
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That's fine.
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Great! Okay! Good for you!
All right!
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You are iron! You are steel!
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Let me ask you, how come when I call
your computer support line...
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... I have to wait an hour and a half?
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We're adding operators all the time.
Could we concentrate on my training?
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It's just hard when I know
I have e-mail I can't get.
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- Hi.
- Monica.
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- Hi, honey.
- On the table. On the table, please.
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So listen, my friends were
telling me a little bit about...
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... this Ultimate Fighting thing.
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It sounds really dangerous.
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I don't want you to get hurt
because I kind of like you.
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I don't want to get hurt either.
I'm being smart about this.
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See these guys? They're
the best trainers in the world.
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And Hoshi here used to be
a paid assassin.
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A house painter!
He used to be a house painter!
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- Promise me you'll be careful.
- I promise.
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Are we still on for tonight?
Good. Because...
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... maybe we could have
a little workout of our own.
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No boom-boom before big fight!
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How about just a boom?
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That was depressing.
I just bought a pretzel...
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... from one of the kids from Fame.
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Ready to go to the movies?
Oh, this is Bonnie!
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Hi!
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This is Bonnie?
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This is Bonnie? You're Bonnie?
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I can show you an ID. If you want.
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Oh, no. You look a lot different
than the last time I saw you.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I just
started wearing bras again.
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Oh, that must be it.
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Have fun tonight.
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Thanks. You too.
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You said she was bald.
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She was bald. She's not now.
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How could you not tell me
she has hair?
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I don't know.
I hardly ever say that about people.
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Oh, well, this is just perfect!
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Well, I'm sorry.
I thought you said it was okay.
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I said it was okay when I thought
she was some weird bald chick.
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That girl has got hair
all over her head!
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- Maybe Ross won't like her personality.
- Does she have a bad personality?
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Oh, no, Bonnie's the best!
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Bing!
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Read your CompuTek proposal.
Real home run.
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Barely got you that time.
Get over here!
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Come on.
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Oh, yeah! Good one.
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That was a good one.
Keep at it, team!
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- What is with him?
- "With him"?
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You're his favorite.
You're his guy!
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We never get smacked.
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That's not true.
He smacked you once.
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Not on purpose.
He ricocheted off you and got me.
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I'm telling you,
I need some smacks.
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I got a kid starting Dartmouth.
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Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth?
Dartmouth sucks!
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- You go to Dartmouth?
- No, sir.
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There you go!
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God, Ross! What is that?
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The Ultimate Fighting Combo.
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I saved 30 cents.
Plus, I get to keep the cup.
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From New York City, New York...
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... appearing in his Ultimate
Fighting Championship debut...
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... he's known for his
confrontational business style!
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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...
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... Pete Becker!
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I love you, Pete!
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And his opponent,
from Huntington Beach, California...
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... he's a 300-pound
street fighter...
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... Tank Abbott!
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Pete? Pete?
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- That guy's pretty huge.
- Don't worry.
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I'll use his strength
and weight against him.
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Well, then that guy is in serious,
serious trouble.
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You go get him. Let's go!
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Here we go, gentlemen.
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Are you ready?
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Are you ready?
Then let's get it on!
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It's me.
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Monica.
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Can I just tell you how proud
I am of you?
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It would be nice after hearing
20,000 people chant, "You suck!"
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I thought you were nuts at first...
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... but you did it.
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Now you can just look back at this
with no regrets.
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Look back?
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You're not gonna keep going?
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Let me ask you a question:
Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
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Well, no. But...
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I'm not gonna stop until I'm
the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
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That guy stood on your neck
until you passed out.
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Let me tell you a story.
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When I set out to create MOSS 865,
do you think it happened overnight?
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No. There was MOSS 1
that burned down my dad's garage.
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There was MOSS 2 that would only
schedule appointments in January.
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And 862 others that I learned from.
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Just like I learned from this fight,
never to let a guy stand on my neck.
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You didn't know that already?
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Look, I'm gonna get better.
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Okay? I promise you.
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Just get a lot better.
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Fast.
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One other thing.
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Hoshi thinks you being ringside
may have affected my concentration.
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Yeah.
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That was the problem.
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- How long until Pete's fight?
- About five minutes.
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They're interviewing his opponent.
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Apparently, he trains by going to Iran
and pulling the arms off thieves.
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- Hot dog?
- Four, please.
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I'm really nervous.
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Thank you.
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So, Ross, how did it go with Bonnie?
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Oh, I gotta tell you,
I wasn't expecting to like her at all.
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I actually wasn't expecting
to like anyone right now.
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But she's really terrific.
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It's too bad.
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No, I'm saying I liked her.
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There are other fish in the sea.
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I think she's great, okay?
We're going out again.
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I hear you. Are you capable
of talking about anything else?
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Which one's my turkey burger?
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The one next to my foot.
Sorry.
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- Fight's starting!
- We'll be right in.
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So did your boss try
to slap you again today?
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Nine times.
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I had to put on lotion.
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But it'll be okay.
Tomorrow, I conduct an experiment.
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And if all goes as planned,
my butt will be smack-free.
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Fight's over!
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Excuse me, Doug?
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Hey there, sports fan!
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Bing! You got those numbers for me?
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No. I didn't do them.
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You forgot?
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No, I just didn't do them.
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Instead, I hung out with some
friends and had a couple of beers.
248
00:15:02,706 --> 00:15:05,227
So I certainly don't
deserve praise. Verbal...
249
00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:06,985
... or otherwise.
250
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:10,569
I got tanked myself last night.
Pretty dicey drive home.
251
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:13,169
Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller.
252
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:17,226
That's okay. You're still
my number-one guy! Bing!
253
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:19,336
Doug!
254
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:24,487
I'm a little bit uncomfortable with
the way that you express yourself.
255
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:27,144
Is it the swearing?
Is it the constant swearing?
256
00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:31,153
Because I gotta tell you, if it is,
you can just kiss my ass!
257
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:35,756
It's not about the swearing.
It's more about...
258
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,385
... the way that you occasionally...
259
00:15:38,674 --> 00:15:41,936
... concentrate your enthusiasm...
260
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... on my buttocks.
261
00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:49,808
Don't get me wrong.
I appreciate the sentiment.
262
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:53,841
It's just that I have a rather
sensitive posterior.
263
00:15:55,602 --> 00:15:58,636
And besides, it's making
all the other guys jealous.
264
00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:02,794
Well, say no more. You know,
it takes guts to bring this up.
265
00:16:02,994 --> 00:16:04,750
Bing, you're okay.
266
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:18,056
Would you rather live in the
shirt pocket of a sweaty giant...
267
00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,689
... or inside his shower drain?
268
00:16:22,706 --> 00:16:23,818
Oh, my God.
269
00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,344
Look. It's Ross and that girl.
270
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:33,992
Look at that! It's a line of ants!
They're working as a team!
271
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:39,688
Right. Oh, yeah. It looks
like Ross is breaking up with her.
272
00:16:39,986 --> 00:16:41,360
I hope he lets her down easy.
273
00:16:41,618 --> 00:16:44,465
Look at that! They are not
breaking up! Look at them!
274
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,688
You know what that is?
A second date, that's what that is.
275
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,599
Look, she just put her hand
on his thigh.
276
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,290
That's nothing.
She's very sexually aggressive.
277
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,602
Oh, God!
278
00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:59,210
It's your fault. Now he loves her.
He'll marry her. It's all your fault.
279
00:16:59,922 --> 00:17:01,548
You said it was okay.
280
00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:03,754
You said she was bald!
281
00:17:03,954 --> 00:17:07,434
Was! Was, was, was!
282
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:12,302
We can't let it happen. We have to do
something. We have to break them up.
283
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:16,750
Just go in there and shave her head!
You owe me one bald girl!
284
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,207
Okay, first of all, breathe.
285
00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:23,629
Second of all, I don't get it.
286
00:17:23,922 --> 00:17:26,988
Aren't you the one that decided
you didn't want to be with Ross?
287
00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,123
Yes.
288
00:17:30,322 --> 00:17:33,867
Well, isn't he your friend?
Don't you want him to be happy?
289
00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:39,118
So?
290
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:47,400
It's just, you know, I didn't
expect him to be this happy so soon.
291
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:57,713
- Oh, no.
- What?
292
00:17:57,938 --> 00:17:58,986
We killed them all!
293
00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:17,230
It's not as bad as it looks.
It's a precaution.
294
00:18:17,522 --> 00:18:20,239
I'm not supposed to move my spine.
295
00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:24,142
Please tell me you're stopping now.
296
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:27,751
I'm fine. I'd fight tonight
if they'd let me.
297
00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:31,215
Now, see this circle
I'm marking off here?
298
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,679
This is my Zone of Terror.
299
00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:39,310
You are insane!
You've got to give this up!
300
00:18:39,506 --> 00:18:42,189
I can't until I'm
the ultimate fighter.
301
00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:43,499
I will do it.
302
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:47,788
The day will come when children will
argue over who will win a fight...
303
00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,960
... me or Superman.
304
00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:54,576
Not that I could beat Superman,
but kids are stupid.
305
00:18:55,762 --> 00:18:56,972
Just sit down.
306
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,958
Please listen to me.
307
00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:03,975
You are terrible at this, okay? You
are the worst ultimate fighter ever.
308
00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:05,481
Ever!
309
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:10,632
I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline
fracture in my right forearm...
310
00:19:10,898 --> 00:19:14,892
... and a severely bruised Adam's
apple, but that really hurt.
311
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:22,348
Well, then, you know what?
312
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:28,331
I care about you too much to watch you
hurt yourself like this.
313
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:32,080
So if you have to do this,
you'll have to do it without me.
314
00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:34,416
If you're asking me to quit...
315
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,356
... then you're asking me
to be someone I'm not.
316
00:19:37,681 --> 00:19:39,143
I've got to do this.
317
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,038
Then I've gotta go.
318
00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:47,654
Bye.
319
00:19:53,202 --> 00:19:55,503
- Monica?
- Yes?
320
00:19:55,698 --> 00:19:57,640
Could you leave a note?
I'm on painkillers...
321
00:19:57,938 --> 00:20:00,043
... and I might not
remember this tomorrow.
322
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:09,991
So, in conclusion, the lines
all go up, so I'm happy.
323
00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:13,199
Great job, team!
Tomorrow at 8:30.
324
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,583
Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go!
325
00:20:16,818 --> 00:20:18,923
Goldberg, you maniac!
326
00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:20,647
I love you!
327
00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:26,509
- Couldn't have done it without you.
- Thank you, sir.
328
00:20:26,738 --> 00:20:27,949
Oh, excuse me.
329
00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:31,723
I forgot my briefcase, you know,
by accident.
330
00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:35,400
Of course, you did. Forgot
something else too, you bastard!
331
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:40,141
Well, what about you?
332
00:20:40,337 --> 00:20:42,607
You're not feeling left out, are you?
333
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,508
No, not at all. That's ridiculous.
334
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:49,640
Everybody else got one,
and you want one too. Don't you?
335
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,094
Yes, I do.
336
00:20:54,481 --> 00:20:56,423
Now, get on out of here, you!
337
00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:02,411
Pete Becker circles the ring.
338
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,944
Looks like he's just trying
to feel him out.
339
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:06,577
- Bruiser is charging!
- Run.
340
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:10,217
Run, you crazy, rich freak!
341
00:21:11,218 --> 00:21:12,330
I can't watch this.
342
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:14,122
Check it out! Pete's winning!
343
00:21:14,322 --> 00:21:16,394
- Really?
- No!
344
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:23,023
Bruiser has Becker on the canvas
and is going for his favorite area!
345
00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:28,496
Wait! If that's his favorite area,
why is he being so mean to it?
346
00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:30,250
This is ironic.
347
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:33,068
Your last boyfriend, Richard,
didn't want to have kids.
348
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:34,378
From the looks of it,
now Pete can't.
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00:00:02,096 --> 00:00:05,504
Как думаете, есть ли в Миссури
или ещё где-то город...
2
00:00:05,584 --> 00:00:07,072
с названием Кусочек?
3
00:00:07,152 --> 00:00:11,072
И когда въезжаешь в этот город,
то там стоит табличка:
4
00:00:11,152 --> 00:00:14,126
Вы в Кусочке.
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00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:19,231
- Как там прошло с Питом?
- Рассказывай.
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00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,663
Вы просто не поверите.
Значит иду я...
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00:00:21,743 --> 00:00:24,653
Извините. Простите нас.
8
00:00:26,799 --> 00:00:29,951
- Здесь немного тесновато. Вы не против?
- Можете сжаться?
9
00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:32,592
Подвиньтесь туда немного.
10
00:00:32,943 --> 00:00:35,220
Сжимайтесь ещё...
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00:00:35,695 --> 00:00:39,199
Так вот, слушайте.
Я прихожу туда, знаете, я...
12
00:00:39,279 --> 00:00:41,344
Почему? Что у меня не так?
13
00:00:41,424 --> 00:00:43,360
- Что такое?
- Тим...
14
00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,215
у меня сювство...
15
00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:49,907
что моя зена спит
со своим гинекологом.
16
00:00:51,599 --> 00:00:52,960
Ты откуда знаешь?
17
00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,501
- У него есть доступ.
- Я знаю.
18
00:00:56,495 --> 00:00:58,143
Бывает, что чувствуешь такое.
19
00:00:58,223 --> 00:01:00,511
Примерно как если ты
влез в чужую обувь для гольфа.
20
00:01:00,591 --> 00:01:02,519
Да, именно так.
21
00:01:03,056 --> 00:01:05,503
- Так ты пришла к Питу.
- И что произошло?
22
00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:07,968
Почему такое происходит со мной?
23
00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:09,919
Мозет, это иф-фа моей раны?
24
00:01:09,999 --> 00:01:11,828
Забудьте.
25
00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,176
Она ещё не зажила?
26
00:01:14,256 --> 00:01:15,967
Она кровотофит!
27
00:01:16,047 --> 00:01:18,528
Могли бы вы подать мне сливки?
Вон те сливки.
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00:01:18,608 --> 00:01:20,896
Спасибо вам больфое.
29
00:01:20,976 --> 00:01:24,896
Томас, это будет тяжело,
но я хочу выговориться.
30
00:01:24,976 --> 00:01:27,711
- Шо такое?
- Это я. Я сплю с твоей женой.
31
00:01:27,791 --> 00:01:28,992
Так ты - гинеколог?
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Эй! У нас тут частный разговор.
33
00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,223
Дайте мне платок!
Могли бы вы подать мне платок?
34
00:01:36,303 --> 00:01:39,572
Да, просто дай его сюда, ясно?
35
00:01:40,015 --> 00:01:41,023
Хватит!
36
00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:43,455
А ты мне больфе не друг!
37
00:01:43,535 --> 00:01:45,631
Конец! Неа! Хана!
38
00:01:45,711 --> 00:01:47,743
Ты ублюдок, раз поступил так!
39
00:01:47,823 --> 00:01:49,983
Держись подальфе от меня!
40
00:01:50,063 --> 00:01:51,991
Вернись!
41
00:01:59,055 --> 00:02:02,623
Итак, Моника, что ты хотела
нам рассказать?
42
00:02:02,703 --> 00:02:05,216
Понятия не имею.
43
00:02:06,031 --> 00:02:09,557
Сезон 2, серия 24.
Та, с Абсолютным чемпионом боёв без правил.
44
00:02:09,637 --> 00:02:12,337
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2011.
45
00:02:53,231 --> 00:02:55,935
Что за великую новость
Пит хотел тебе рассказать, Мон?
46
00:02:56,015 --> 00:02:58,815
Или я должна была сказать:
Миссис Моника Бекер?
47
00:02:58,895 --> 00:03:01,375
О, сохрани свою фамилию.
Не бери его фамилию.
48
00:03:01,455 --> 00:03:03,551
Он не просил моей руки.
49
00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:06,966
Тогда точно не бери его фамилию!
50
00:03:07,407 --> 00:03:10,848
Он хотел мне сказать, что он собирается
участвовать в каком-то Абсолютном...
51
00:03:10,928 --> 00:03:12,768
бойцовом соревновании чего-то.
52
00:03:12,848 --> 00:03:15,296
- Пит?
- А что это?
53
00:03:15,376 --> 00:03:18,831
Я точно не знаю.
Это вроде рестлинга.
54
00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,908
Только без костюмов.
55
00:03:22,159 --> 00:03:24,415
Там по-настоящему.
Всё очень грубо.
56
00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:29,248
Там двое на ринге, и правила такие:
Тут правил нет!
57
00:03:29,328 --> 00:03:31,935
Можешь кусаться, драть волосы
и прочее?
58
00:03:32,015 --> 00:03:35,295
Всё разрешено, кроме вытыкания глаз
и рыбы-на-крючке.
59
00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:38,677
- Что за рыба-на-крючке?
- Что за рыба-на-...
60
00:03:40,207 --> 00:03:43,327
Спасибо. Это было бы трудно
описать.
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00:03:43,407 --> 00:03:45,439
Что это за вкус?
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00:03:45,519 --> 00:03:49,902
Мои руки совершенно чистые.
Я только что купал утку.
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00:03:52,655 --> 00:03:54,271
Спсибо за тёплый приём.
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00:03:54,351 --> 00:03:58,719
Как хорошо, что вы, ребята в моей
команде. Я хочу поиграть. Надеюсь, вы тоже.
65
00:03:58,799 --> 00:04:01,311
Тогда пошли покажем всем!
И запомните:
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00:04:01,391 --> 00:04:04,000
В слове "команда" нету "я".
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00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:08,800
Да, зато их две в "яблочная".
Итак, все ко мне в кабинет.
68
00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,775
Ты! Шутничок. Как тебя зовут?
69
00:04:11,855 --> 00:04:14,016
Меня зовут Бинг, сер.
Я извиняюсь. Я просто...
70
00:04:14,096 --> 00:04:17,567
Нет, нет. Я слышал, что ты сказал.
Смешно. Я люблю юмор.
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00:04:17,647 --> 00:04:20,511
Команда - значит тяжёлая работа,
но это также и веселье.
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00:04:20,591 --> 00:04:23,501
Хорошо, что ты у нас, Бинг!
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00:04:29,456 --> 00:04:31,519
Да, именно так. Райдер.
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00:04:31,599 --> 00:04:34,836
Вайнона Райдер на шестерых.
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00:04:36,368 --> 00:04:37,439
Спасибо вам.
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00:04:37,519 --> 00:04:40,319
Да. Заказ сделан.
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00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:43,309
Отлично, приятель! Так держать!
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00:04:44,879 --> 00:04:46,719
Чувак, ты чё делаешь?
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00:04:46,799 --> 00:04:51,167
Спасибо. Мой начальник бьёт меня по заду,
и ведёт себя так, как ни в чём не бывало.
80
00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,831
И что ты сделал?
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00:04:52,911 --> 00:04:55,711
Я ничего не сделал.
Не хотелось быть тем, кто...
82
00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:59,295
кто заимел проблемы с начальником
из-за шлепков по заднице.
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00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:03,455
Должна сказать, что я думаю,
нормально быть таким человеком.
84
00:05:03,535 --> 00:05:05,055
Может, это как у спортсменов.
85
00:05:05,135 --> 00:05:09,713
Типа как футболисты лапают
друг друга после тачдауна.
86
00:05:10,927 --> 00:05:13,151
Знаете, я никогда не пойму парней.
87
00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:16,639
В смысле, что я никогда не отблагодарю
Монику за отличную тушёнку...
88
00:05:16,719 --> 00:05:19,890
тем, что, типа... схвачу её за сиську.
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00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,911
Понимаю. За очень хорошую тушёнку,
можно даже...
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00:05:22,991 --> 00:05:25,715
запихнуть голову между ними.
91
00:05:26,351 --> 00:05:27,871
Может, пойдём есть?
92
00:05:27,951 --> 00:05:31,807
- Да, что нам предложат?
- Много всего, только не тушёнку.
93
00:05:31,887 --> 00:05:35,391
Так что теперь, Чен, не давай своему
начальнику подступиться к тебе.
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00:05:35,471 --> 00:05:37,632
Не поворачивайся к нему спиной.
95
00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,319
Или... ты можешь преподать ему урок,
понимаешь?
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00:05:40,399 --> 00:05:44,927
Ты возьми, и намажь что-нибудь
вонючее себе на задницу, так?
97
00:05:45,007 --> 00:05:49,236
Потом, когда он шлёпнет тебя,
его рука станет вонять.
98
00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:55,439
Так,.. чем бы тебе намазать зад,
чтобы воняло?
99
00:05:57,295 --> 00:06:00,205
А что, если бы Джоуи был президентом?
100
00:06:02,511 --> 00:06:04,447
Эй, Рейч!
Можно у тебя кое-что спросить?
101
00:06:04,527 --> 00:06:06,336
Конечно же, ты можешь сказать нет...
102
00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:11,278
но у тебя не будет возражений,
если я познакомлю Росса кое с кем?
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00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:13,408
С кем?
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00:06:13,488 --> 00:06:16,319
Моя подруга Бонни.
Ей Росс всегда нравился...
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и она спросила могу ли я её познакомить.
106
00:06:19,119 --> 00:06:21,887
- Но если это нехорошо...
- Бонни это которая?
107
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Может помнишь её с моего
дня рождения три года назад?
108
00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:26,751
Она была среднего роста...
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среднего телосложения,..
лысая...
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А,.. всё нормально.
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Отлично! Ладно! Молодец!
Хорошо!
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Ты - железо! Ты - сталь!!
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Можно у тебя спросить, почему, когда я
звоню в твою компьютерную поддержку...
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я должен ждать полтора часа?
115
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Мы берём новых операторов всё время.
Может, сосредоточимся на тренировке?
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Просто тяжело, когда знаешь, что
пришло письмо, но не можешь его прочитать.
117
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Привет дорогая.
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На стол. На стол, пожалуйста.
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Слушай, мои друзья немного
рассказали мне про...
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эти все Абсолютные бои.
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Выглядит очень опасно.
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Я не хочу, чтобы тебя покалечили,
ведь ты мне, вроде как, нравишься.
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Поверь, я тоже не хочу покалечиться.
Я насчёт этого хорошо подумал.
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Видишь тех парней? Они лучшие
в мире тренеры.
125
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А Хочи раньше был
наёмным убийцей.
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Маляром!
Он раньше был маляром!
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- Обещай мне, что будешь осторожен.
- Обещаю.
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На завтра всё в силе?
Хорошо. Возможно...
129
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у нас получится немного
позаниматься наедине.
130
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Никаких бум-бум перед важным боем!
131
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Может, только бум?
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Какая незадача.
Я только что купила кренделёк...
133
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у одного из детей из Фейм.
134
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Готова идти в кино?
А, Рейч, это Бонни!
135
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Это Бонни?
136
00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,031
Это Бонни? Ты Бонни?
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Могу показать паспорт,
если хочешь.
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О, нет. Ты выглядишь иначе, чем
тогда, в последний раз, когда мы виделись.
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О, да. Просто я стала
опять носить лифчик.
140
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О, точно, наверное так.
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Желаю повеселиться.
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Спасибо, и вам того же.
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Ты сказала, что она была лысая.
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Она была лысая. А теперь нет.
145
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Что же ты мне не сказала, что
у неё есть волосы?
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Не знаю.
Я редко такое говорю о людях.
147
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О, ну это прекрасно!
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Чтож, я извиняюсь.
Я подумала, что ты сказала всё нормально.
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Я сказала нормально, когда думала,
что это лысая чувиха с прибабахом.
150
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А у этой девушки волосы
по всей голове!
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- Может, Россу не понравится её душа.
- У неё плохая душа?
152
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О, нет, Бонни молодец!
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Бинг!
154
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Прочитал твоё предложение КомпуТеку.
Прямо в девятку.
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Почти не задел тебя в этот раз.
Иди сюда!
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Давай.
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О, да! Хорошо.
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В этот раз хорошо.
Так держать, команда!
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- Что это с ним?
- "С ним"?
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Ты же его любимчик.
Ты его парень!
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Нас он никогда не шлёпнет.
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Это неправда.
Как-то он тебя шлёпнул.
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Нечаянно.
Срикошетило от тебя и попало мне.
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Я те точно говорю.
Меня бы он так шлёпал.
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У меня ребёнок родился, когда
я начинал в Дартмуте.
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Дартмут? Кто уехал в Дартмут?
Дартмут фигня!
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- Ты едешь в Дартмут, Бинг?
- Нет, сер.
168
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Тогда получай!
169
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Боже, Росс! Что это?
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Комбо Абсолютных Боёв.
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Я сэкономил 30 центов.
Плюс, мне останется бадейка.
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Из города Нью-Йорка, впервые в Нью-йорке...
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в Абсолютном чемпионате по боям,
дебют...
174
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его знают по бескомпромиссному
бизнес - стилю!
175
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Дамы и господа, представляем...
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Пит Бекер!
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Люблю тебя, Пит!
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И его противник,
из Хангтингтон бич, Калифорния...
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он уличный забияка
весом 132 кг...
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Танк Эбот!
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Пит!
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Пит!
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- Тот парниша весьма огромен.
- Не волнуйся.
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Я использую его силу и массу
против его же.
185
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Ну, тогда тот парень в серьёзной,
серьёзной беде.
186
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Иди, надавай ему!
Иди!
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Подходим, господа.
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Вы готовы?
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Вы готовы?
Тогда начали!
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Это я.
191
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Мо-ни-ка.
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Можно, я скажу тебе, как я
горжусь тобой?
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Было бы приятно это услышать
после 20 000 возгласов "Слабак!".
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Сначала я думала, что ты спятил...
195
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но ты добился своего.
196
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И сейчас ты можешь оглянуться на всё
без сожалений.
197
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Оглянуться?
198
00:12:13,807 --> 00:12:15,871
Ты же не собираешься продолжать?
199
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Можно задать тебе вопрос:
Я чемпион Абсолютных боёв?
200
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Ну, нет. Но...
201
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Я не собираюсь останавливаться, пока
не стану Абсолютным чемпионом боёв.
202
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Тот дядька стоял на твоей шее,
пока ты не выключился.
203
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Я расскажу тебе историю.
204
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Когда я начал создавать МОСС 865,
ты думаешь, всё получилось за одну ночь?
205
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Нет. Была МОСС 1, которая
сожгла гараж моего отца.
206
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Потом была МОСС 2, которая могла
служить только календарём на январь.
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И 862 других, на которых я учился.
208
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Как я научился на этом бое, что никогда
нельзя позволять наступать себе на шею.
209
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А раньше ты этого не знал?
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Слушай, я натренируюсь.
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Ладно? Я обещаю.
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Только... стань намного лушче.
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Побыстрей.
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И ещё одна вещь.
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Хочи думает, что твоё присутствие
могло повлиять на мою концентрацию.
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Да.
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Всё как раз из-за этого.
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- Долго до боя Пита?
- Примерно 5 минут.
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Сейчас берут интервью у его противника.
220
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Оказывается, он тренировался в Иране,
выдёргивая руки у воров.
221
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- Хотдог?
- Четыре, пожалуйста.
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Я очень нервничаю.
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Спасибо.
224
00:13:45,006 --> 00:13:48,158
А что, Росс. Как там дела с Бонни?
225
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О, должен сказать тебе,
что не ожидал, что она мне так понравится.
226
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И я совсем не ожидал, что мне
вобще кто-то сейчас может понравиться.
227
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Но она на самом деле великолепна.
228
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Ах, как плохо.
229
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Нет, я говорю, что она мне нравится.
230
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Да, знаешь?
В море есть и другие рыбы.
231
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:10,238
Фибс. Я думаю, она хороша, ясно?
Мы снова встречаемся.
232
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Да я слышу. Ты способен
говорить о чём-то другом?
233
00:14:15,151 --> 00:14:17,279
Который тут мой индюшачий бургер?
234
00:14:17,359 --> 00:14:20,351
Этот, возле моей ноги.
Извини.
235
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- Бой начинается!
- Мы уже идём.
236
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:25,631
Так твой босс пытался сегодня
тебя опять шлёпнуть?
237
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Девять раз.
238
00:14:27,919 --> 00:14:30,446
Пришлось мазать лосьоном.
239
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Но это ничего.
Завтра я проведу эксперимент.
240
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И если всё пройдёт по плану,
мой зад будет шлёпко-свободный.
241
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Бой кончился.
242
00:14:45,582 --> 00:14:47,924
Извиняюсь, Даг?
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Привет, болельщик!
244
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:54,046
Бинг! Ты высчитал мне циферки?
245
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,158
Нет.
Я этого не делал.
246
00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:58,207
Ты забыл?
247
00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:00,766
Нет, просто не сделал.
248
00:15:00,846 --> 00:15:04,575
Вместо этого я завис с друзьями,
выпил пару пива.
249
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:07,359
Так что, приз я точно не заработал.
Устный...
250
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или какой другой.
251
00:15:09,582 --> 00:15:12,703
Я тоже вчера вечером надрался.
Кое-как доехал домой.
252
00:15:12,783 --> 00:15:16,062
Мост Таппан Зи никогда ещё
не был таким узким.
253
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Всё нормально. Ты же до сих пор
мой номер один! Бинг!
254
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Даг!
255
00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:26,559
Я несколько сконфужен твоей
манерой самовыражения эмоций.
256
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:29,214
Ты о клятвах?
О моих постоянных клятвах?
257
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Ведь если ты об этом, то тогда...
можешь поцеловать мой зад!
258
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Нет. Я не о клятвах.
Я, скорее о ...
259
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:40,543
манере, в которой ты постоянно...
260
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концентрируешь своё
вдохновение...
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00:15:45,135 --> 00:15:47,596
на моих ягодицах.
262
00:15:48,975 --> 00:15:51,902
Ты не подумай неправильно.
Мне нравятся сентименты.
263
00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:56,594
Только, вот, у меня слишком уж
чувствительная задняя часть.
264
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И кроме того, все остальные парни
начинают мне завидовать.
265
00:16:00,783 --> 00:16:04,767
Чтож, можешь не продолжать. Знаешь,
нужна смелость, чтобы такое сказать.
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Бинг, ты молодец.
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00:16:16,622 --> 00:16:20,159
Где бы ты лучше жила:
в кармане потного великана...
268
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или внутри слива в его душе?
269
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О, боже мой.
270
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,294
Фиби, смотри. Это Росс и та девчёнка.
271
00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:36,812
Нет, нет! Ты только посмотри!
Муравьиная тропа! Они работают командой!
272
00:16:37,742 --> 00:16:41,855
Точно. О, да. Похоже, что Росс
бросает её.
273
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Надеюсь, он преподнесёт ей это легко.
274
00:16:43,566 --> 00:16:46,558
Только посмотри! Они не расстаются!
Ты посмотри на них!
275
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:50,079
Знаешь, что это такое?
Второе свидание, вот что это.
276
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:52,478
Смотри, она положила руку ему
на бедро.
277
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Это ничего не значит.
Она очень сексуально агрессивна.
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О, боже!
279
00:16:56,623 --> 00:17:01,759
Фиби, это ты виновата. Теперь он влюбился.
Он женится на ней. Это ты виновата.
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00:17:01,839 --> 00:17:03,486
Ты же сказала, что не возражаешь.
281
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:06,541
Ты сказала, что она была лысая.
282
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:10,195
Была! Была, была, была!
283
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:14,495
Мы не должны этого позволить. Нам надо
что-то предпринять. Надо их разлучить.
284
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Иди туда и побрей ей голову!
Ты должна мне лысую девушку!
285
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:23,057
Так, во-первых, дыши.
286
00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:25,759
Во-вторых, я не понимаю.
287
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:29,806
Не ты ли решила, что не хочешь быть
с Россом?
288
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,607
Да.
289
00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:36,688
Ну, а разве он не твой друг?
Ты не желаешь ему счастья?
290
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:38,589
Да.
291
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:41,839
И?
292
00:17:44,942 --> 00:17:50,252
Просто, знаешь, я не думала, что
он будет счастлив так скоро.
293
00:17:58,638 --> 00:17:59,678
- О, нет.
- Что?
294
00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:01,805
Мы их всех убили!
295
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:19,294
Всё не так уж плохо, как выглядит.
Это предосторожность.
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Я не должен двигать позвоночник.
297
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,302
Пожалуйста, брось это всё сейчас же.
298
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:29,968
Я в порядке. У меня бой сегодня,
если мне разрешат.
299
00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:33,247
Видишь круг, какой я делаю?
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00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:36,214
Это моя зона поражения.
301
00:18:37,839 --> 00:18:41,214
Ты спятил!
Ты должен это бросить!
302
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,223
Я не могу, пока не стану
Абсолютным бойцом.
303
00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:45,566
Я буду продолжать.
304
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:49,887
Придёт день, когда дети будут спорить,
кто победит в схватке...
305
00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:52,822
я или Супермен.
306
00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:57,517
Я бы не смог побить Супермена,
но дети глупы.
307
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,006
Присядь.
308
00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:01,022
Послушай меня.
309
00:19:01,102 --> 00:19:06,303
Ты ужасен на ринге, ясно? Ты самый
худший Абсолютный Боец в мире.
310
00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:08,277
В мире!
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00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:12,702
У меня порваны мышцы торса, трещина в
правом предплечьи...
312
00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:17,711
и множественные разломы Адамова
яблока, но вот это было больно...
313
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:25,298
Чтож, тогда знаешь что?
314
00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:30,655
Ты мне слишком дорог, чтобы я могла
наблюдать, как ты себя истязаешь.
315
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:34,399
Так что, если хочешь заниматься этим
и дальше, то делай это без меня.
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00:19:34,479 --> 00:19:36,542
Если ты просишь меня бросить...
317
00:19:36,622 --> 00:19:39,486
то ты просишь не у того человека.
318
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:41,973
Я буду продолжать.
319
00:19:45,135 --> 00:19:47,891
Тогда, я ухожу.
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00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:50,613
Пока.
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00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:57,114
- Моника?
- Да.
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00:19:57,582 --> 00:19:59,774
Ты не могла бы всё это мне написать?
Я под болеутоляющими...
323
00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:02,894
и я могу не вспомнить
всё это завтра.
324
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:12,702
Итак, заключение: линии идут вверх,
значит я счастлив.
325
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:15,519
Хорошо поработали, команда!
Завтра в 8:30.
326
00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:18,655
Фил, хорошая работа!
Стивенс, молодец!
327
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:21,022
Голдберг, ты маньяк!
328
00:20:21,102 --> 00:20:23,597
Люблю тебя!
329
00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:28,574
- Бинг! Без тебя бы мы не справились.
- Спасибо, сер.
330
00:20:28,654 --> 00:20:30,014
О, извините.
331
00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:33,854
Я забыл свой портфель, знаете,
нечаянно.
332
00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:38,317
Конечно же. Забудь ещё чего-нибудь,
подлюка!
333
00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:42,047
Ну, как насчёт тебя?
334
00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:45,516
Ты не чувствуешь себя обделённым, правда?
335
00:20:45,775 --> 00:20:48,446
Нет, совсем нет.
Даже смешно.
336
00:20:48,526 --> 00:20:52,592
Все получили разок, и тебе
тоже хочется. Разве нет?
337
00:20:54,798 --> 00:20:56,255
Да, хочется.
338
00:20:56,335 --> 00:20:59,375
Всё, теперь линяй отсюда!
339
00:21:03,438 --> 00:21:05,247
Пит Бекер кружит по рингу.
340
00:21:05,327 --> 00:21:07,806
Похоже, что он пытается его
нащупать.
341
00:21:07,886 --> 00:21:09,535
Брюсер замахивается!
342
00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:13,135
Беги, полоумный, богатенький чудак!
343
00:21:13,742 --> 00:21:15,134
Я не могу на это смотреть.
344
00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:16,926
Глядите! Пит выигрывает!
345
00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:19,086
- Правда?
- Не-ет!
346
00:21:21,358 --> 00:21:26,613
Брюсер завалил Бекера на канаты
и собирается добраться до любимого места!
347
00:21:27,342 --> 00:21:31,646
Стойте! Если это его любимое место,
что же он так грубо с ним обходится?
348
00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:33,087
Это ирония.
349
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,902
Твой последний ухажёр Ричард
не хотел иметь детей.
350
00:21:35,982 --> 00:21:39,535
И судя по всему,
Пит теперь не сможет.
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